02x11 - Sherlock Goof

[bunniefuu]

♪♪

Ah-hyuck.

H-h-h-hit it ♪

Like father, like son ♪

- You're always number one ♪

- Yes!

- Best buddies, best pals ♪

- Yeah ♪

You always seem

To work things out ♪

Can't you see

You're two of a kind ♪

Lookin' for

A real good time? ♪

Whaa-ooo-h*-h*!

A real good time ♪

Report to the goof troop ♪

And we'll always

Stick together ♪

Always stick together ♪

We're the goof troop ♪

The best of friends

Forever ♪

Side by side

Wherever we go ♪

We're always ready to roll ♪

Now gimme a beat ♪

We're the goof troop ♪

And we always

Stick together ♪

- Gawrsh.

- We're the goof troop ♪

The best of friends forever ♪

Now we're calling everyone ♪

Come along and join the fun ♪

Report to the goof troop ♪

La do be da bop

La ba do bop ♪

Yeah!

[Thunderclap]

Max: stand still!

Come back here!

- [Blows landing]

- [Crashing]

Hey, max, what's all the racket?

Come on, pop! We can get him

If we work together!

- Get who?

- Him!

- [Blows raspberry]

- Max: there he is!

- Charge!

- Hold it, maxie!

Don't hurt the little guy.

I'm not gonna hurt him, dad.

This is the most fun I've had

Since it started raining.

She'll make a great pet,

But I can't catch him.

I know something that'll be fun

And solve your mouse problem

Simultude-- uh, siminal--

All at once.

See you later, little feller.

Whew!

Dad, we're not gonna catch him

Sitting on our but-- cushions.

Son, did I ever tell you abou

Your famous great-great-grea

Uncle sherlock goof?

The greatest rat-catcher

Of all time!

[Gasps]

Oh, no! Not the family album!

Here he is-- sherlock goof.

[Chuckles] I remember hearing

About his first day on the job.

♪[Humming tune]

Mais oui.

My card, my good man.

Ah-hyuck!

- "Sherlock goof, rat-catcher."

- At your service, my grace.

Ah, oui.

Sir reginald is expect--

[Cries out]

Here, let me help,

Your magnificence!

[Laughing]

[Yelping]

Hold still, your kingship!

- [Crashing]

- [Crying out]

It's okay! I'll just le

Myself in. Ah-hyuck!

The nasty little beasties

Are everywhere.

In my soup, in my nightcap,

In my mustache!

I want them eliminated,

Eradicated, and demised

By nightfall

Before they damage

The family heirlooms.

Not to worry! I have everything

I need in my trash disposal,

And they haven't even been

Invented yet. Ah-hyuck!

Fascinating.

Well, I must away, snibbs.

Take the afternoon off,

See a doctor, get a shot,

Amuse yourself.

I'll do my best, sir.

Now, let me see here.

What'll we try first?

Oh, the mallet method!

[Chuckles]

Scare the little feller

Right out of the house.

[Chittering]

- [Crashing]

- Come back! Stop that!

[Shouting]

That there is a smart,

Little mousie.

Now, it was at that momen

That sherlock decided

To wear a disguise,

So the little mousie wouldn'

Know he was an extracat--

Extraminate--

Rat-catcher.

I hope this work, sir--

Uh, miss.

Oh, miss.

Okay, little mousie,

You eat your supper,

And I'll eat mine.

Ah-hyuck!

Oh! Yummy!

[Straining]

[Farts]

[Chuckles]

First, toynbee,

Cross the room quietly

To the gaslight.

Gaslight! Got it, professor!

Oh, this is nice.

And this. This, too.

"Put the valuables back,

You spud."

No, professor.

Don't "oh, professor" me.

It's the key we want.

The key to the tower

Of london

Is in the cabine

Under the bookcase.

Got it!

[Whistles]

Huh? What?

Well, don't mind if I do.

Hey!

Let go! Ow! That hurts!

Caught a rat!

Oh, boy! A rat!

A big rat!

A big rat with a mask!

Maybe it's a politician.

My word! What in heaven's--

A cat burglar!

Holding the key

To the tower of london.

Your brilliance, sir--

Miss, sir-- whatever.

Brilliant!

You've saved the crown jewels.

Aw, shucks.

Only one fiend could have

Devised such a diabolical plot.

Professor inferiority.

Hoo-hoo. Oopsie.

Precisely!

I want it announced

Throughout london

That sherlock goof is

The most brilliant rat-catcher

Of all time.

Oh, sheesh.

Gawrsh.

[Camera shutter snaps]

Sherlock goof foils plot!

Sherlock goof saves

Crown jewels!

Sherlock goof to be decorated!

On behalf of the crown,

I present to you,

Sherlock goof,

The royal magnifying glass

For brilliant detecting.

- When do I start?

- I'll give you the business

Myself, my boy.

Today at the tower of london.

But sir reginald--

Dare I say the crown jewels

Must be protected from

The biggest threat of all?

Sherlock goof is our man.

[Crowd cheering]

Sherlock goof, eh?

Who do they think

They're dealing with?

Tinker bell?

I'm gonna take the crown jewels

Right out from under

His long, stupid snout.

Then we'll see wha

The press has to say

About the brillian

Sherlock goof, rat-catcher!

[Laughing]

Gosh! This place mus

Be filled with rats.

Here, little mousies!

Come to uncle sherlock!

Let's get outta here

Before something bad happens.

Uh-oh.

[Chitters]

That's the guy, professor.

Keep an eye on him while

I do some window shopping.

I got my eyes on the prize.

Hiya, little feller.

Hey! Come back here!

I got a job to do!

Come to papa, little jewels.

Papa loves you.

[Cries out]

Gawrsh! Sorry about that,

Your lordship.

Wrong mouse.

Say, I know you.

You're-- you're-- gawrsh.

Now, don't tell me.

It's right on the tip

Of my tongue.

Professor inferiority,

Master of crime,

Doctor of deviousness,

King of chaos!

Aw, that's not it.

You ever pitch

For the dodgers?

Give me that thing, you goof!

Hey! Watch it!

That could really smart!

Stand still,

And I'll make you a genius!

Take it easy now!

Whoa! Hey!

Take that and tha

And one of these!

Hey!

[Babbling, shouting]

[Laughing]

Sorry about that,

Detective goof.

[Laughing]

I'm not a detective,

I'm a rat-catcher.

You certainly are.

And look who you caught.

[Laughs]

Hey, boss,

We got the jewels.

If I had time,

I'd throw this lobster trap

Into the river with you

In it, goof brain.

[Laughing]

[Gulps]

Let's am-scray, fellas!

Gawrsh.

Inspector,

I have every confidence

In sherlock goof's ability

To track the pest down.

But sir reginald--

He has

His magnifying glass,

His deerstalker cap.

Tie your earflaps, man!

What else does

A detective need?

Gawrsh, I don't know.

Better find out.

Drat! That sherlock goof is

A thorn in my seat cushions!

The dim bulb could have

Broken my big toe.

The goof has to be eliminated!

Name the time and place,

You know what I mean?

Child: sherlock goof!

Hot on trail of jewel thieves!

- Read all about it!

- I am?

Gawrsh.

I better read all about it.

Professor inferiority doomed!

I'm looking for the house

Of dr. Watson,

Detective story-writer.

It's right there,

221 B baker street.

Don't you ever watch tv?

Sherlock goof destined for--

Sherlock goof?

Nah, couldn't be.

Gawrsh.

Sure is a good-looking feller,

Though. Ah-hyuck!

Yes? Who are you?

What do you want?

Can't you see I'm busy?

Good-bye already.

[Gasps]

Sherlock goof at my house?

At my doorstep?

In my presence?

Oh, come in! Come in!

What do you want?

No, don't tell me.

Let me guess.

An autographed picture

Of me shaking hands

With rudyard kipling.

No! Emily bronte's

Tongue depressor!

No, no, no.

The pipe I blew bubbles with

At queen victoria's

Birthday party.

- No, uh--

- Ah-hyuck!

Gee! All that sounds swell,

But I really came to buy

Your book--

"How to be a detective."

My book-- my book?

Ah! Sherlock goof!

That soon-to-be greates

Detective of all time

Wants my book!

He wants to buy it!

It's yours. No charge.

Ah, the detective

That dogged pursuer

Of villainy,

That stalwart champion

Of justice

Who keeps his nose

Close to the ground

And sniffs out dirty-doings

At every turn.

Gesundheit.

Thanks.

You're welcome.

Rule number one

Of every good detective

Is to always return

To the scene of the crime.

Gotta get back

To the tower of london.

Chapter one--

Looking for clues.

The detail obsessed detective

Covers every inch of ground

With a fine-toothed comb.

Gawrsh! Dandruff!

Searching high and low,

The eagle-eyed sleuth

Leaves no stone unturned.

Or rock undropped.

Gawrsh.

I think we missed him.

The gumshoe,

True to his moniker,

Always sticks to the case,

No matter what dangers appear

On the horizon.

Got gum on my shoe.

- Wow!

- [Crash]

Rats.

Why, it's just a little mousie.

Let me give you a hand,

Little feller.

There you go.

- Whew! Thanks!

- You're welcome.

You know, this scaring

Each other's pants off

Every five minutes

Is for the birds.

- Uh-huh.

- Hmm.

Maybe us fellers ough

To team up.

We are sort of

In the same business.

Takes a rat to catch a rat,

I always say. Ah-hyuck!

You know, we gotta give you

A name, sparky.

Sparky! That's a good name!

- What do you think?

- [Chuckles]

Come on, sparkster!

Let's get on with our deducting!

Always aware of

Impending danger,

The ever-vigilant crime-stopper

Is never caught by surprise.

Huh? Whoa!

Alive? That gumshoe

Is still breathing air?

I tell ya, boss,

Sherlock goofy's

A pretty scary guy.

Yeah, positively eerie.

There's only one scary guy

Around here,

And that's me, see?

You spuds are fired!

[Screaming]

I'll take care

Of sherlock goof myself.

The detective,

Master of surprise,

Creeps stealthily forward,

Net in hand,

Ready to ensnare

The duplicitous violets.

- Huh?

- Huh?

The bad guys.

- Oh.

- Oh.

Hello there, buddy.

Catch any bad guys lately?

[Laughing]

Ow!

[Laughing]

Ah! Sure love gooferamus,

The gues

Of professor inferiority!

Wouldn't the press ge

A hoot out of this?

Well, if you'd like me

To tell 'em--

There isn't gonna be

Enough time.

The exterminator is abou

To be exterminated.

[Laughing]

What do we do now?

Sparky boy!

Where you off to?

Spark! Oh!

- [Key clatters]]

- The door key!

[Laughing]

Yeah, just about right.

Maybe a touch of sea salt.

There! Seasoned to perfection.

[Laughing]

The crown jewelies.

[Whispering]

Got ya!

[Chuckles]

Now, to catch

The great goof snoop

And dissolve our relationship.

[Laughing]

Why, you little thief!

Get back here!

Hi.

Come here, you!

Help!

So you wanna play

Fisherman, huh?

Uh-oh.

Take the bait, gumshoe!

- Whoo-hoo-hoo!

- [Crash]

How's it feel being

Catch of the day, you goof?

[Laughing]

- Behind you!

- "Behind you"?

What do you think,

I'm stupid or something?

That old trick won't work

On me!

[Straining]

[Crying out]

[Cries out]

[Groaning]

The jewels!

Sparky!

You're history, goofster!

[Laughing]

Stop in the name of the law!

I'm outta here!

So what do I do next?

Chapter three--

Pursuing the criminal.

Using the trusty

Magnifying glass,

The dogged detective

Searches untiringly

For the right clue.

A button!

The right clue, numbskull!

[Chuckles]

Sorry.

A jewel!

And another and another!

Hot-diggity,

I'm on the trail!

Thank goodness.

[Mouse chittering]

Sparky!

Look, partner, the crown jewels

Without the crown!

Now all we gotta do is catch

The rat that swiped them.

[Muttering]

[Panting]

No escape. Drat!

Trapped like a rat, professor.

No offense, sparky.

Okay, bookworm.

Let's see how long it takes you

To learn to fly.

No pushing! Stop!

[Shouting]

Help!

Nobody gets the bes

Of professor inferiority!

Ow!

Why, you little--

[All screaming]

[Splash]

Help! Help!

Goofylock! You haven't seen

The last of me!

[Watson]

Grab hold, goof!

Ah-hyuck!

Dr. Watson.

I've been following you,

Documenting your exploits.

There you go.

You must publish--

Say you will.

Oh, please, please, please,

With money on it?

[Both chuckle]

Gawrsh!

Here you go, sparkerooni,

The sherlock hol-mousetrap,

Your new home.

Ah-hyuck!

Here you go, maxerooni--

The original

Sherlock hol-mousetrap.

Wow!

And a se

Of antique mouse ears.

[Chuckles]

Dad! Look!

[Chittering, sniffing]

You know what, dad?

I think I'll name him sparky.

I think this is the beginning

Of a beautiful friendship.

Ah-hyuck!

Gimme a beat ♪

Yeah!