01x04 - Cool Book

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worst so when Carrie came up with the

cool book it seemed like a good

idea oh man who wrote

this what this is worse than I

thought oh

no

w

so we asking you to turn around and

dance why do we have to ask the boys why

can't we go you know all together

it's better this way the girls get to

choose instead of getting stuck with

whoever asks

us well I was thinking

maybe Rob

Wetzel yeah he just seems

so well look how he holds his

Fork his his Fork I think he's perfect

for you I mean I don't think he even

knows I live in the same univers

verse we could put out a cool book and

find out cool book yeah we did last year

at my old school you get a notebook

write everyone's name on a page and pass

it around for comments what for to find

out who likes who and who's in and who's

out of

course and it's all supposed to be n is

but we can figure out who wrote what

stuff cool

book you actually want to know what

people think about you you want to find

if Rob likes you don't you Becca why

don't you just ask him

suan cool

book The Cool book can be dangerous but

if you're not ready to hear the truth

don't

ask I still think this is a lame idea

he didn't waste any

time you put happy faces on the O's with

the Winking eye but everyone knows your

happy faces Becca well so maybe he'll

recognize my

handwriting

oh where's my eyeliner

brat stay out of my

room she's so unbelievably

cool

I don't need any lame book to tell me

I'm cool hey don't knock it there's a

page in there with your name on it great

hi Carrie nice to see you today great

outfit oh really H this old thing oh get

out of here

maybe she'll write something nice about

you in the

book hey yeah what's up with that Abby

person I mean every time I turn around

she's at some water

fountain don't look now going for the

world's record in bladder expansion yeah

she's a regular human

camel

look lots of kids have written stuff

already so what they say about us I

don't want to know Carrie here you are

so tell me says a perfect

10 that's all give me

that oh Christine look don't tell

me someone wrote that you have an

what an awesome

bod who wrote

this all right I can't stand it what

does it say about

me oh

no stick

girl

Becca don't pay any attention to

it e Samy Zito that's this I bet he

wrote all that stuff about awesome bod

shut

up what's your problem it's not as bad

as stick girl I told you this was a

stupid

idea well I'm scratching it

out uh sorry no changes allowed cool

book rule not

surprised come on Becca it's not that

bad easy for you to say you're a 10 I'm

a

2x4 hey hey Becca the carpenter dream

want to come help us out in wood shop

yeah we're a short a few pieces of

lumber

Becca is still a baby Becca is still a

baby Becca still a baby Becca is still a

baby sticks and stones will break my

bones but names will never hurt will

never hurt never hurt

me Becca come on now not Christine

everybody hurts

they laugh so what

they're jerks well i can never face them

again

i mean i have to change schools

it's a dumb joke you can't let this get

to you

really miss awesome bod

come on

you're lucky

really

i'd rather look like you than have

slimoids like stanley ceto trolling over

me

you can stop being supportive any time

you're just as developed as most of the

girls

right like in fourth grade

i suppose i could become a nun

don't you have to be catholic

oh

second bell

i'm just a little freak if i'm late

hang in there okay

there are times when all you want to be

is invisible

at my old school after the cool book

came out there were six girls who stayed

home for a whole week hoping that

everyone would forget they even existed

i guess i forgot to mention that

what's up with that

they're only a zillion comments about

him in the cool book no way he started

the rob wetzel fan club

i spin your happy faces

i don't stand a chance

well if he's only interested in your

body he doesn't deserve you

i meant

because of all the other girls

all right

hi miles

i read in the cool book that you're on

the internet

and you are to

abby mindweb.com.web

yeah want to go to the dance

the uh the dance you know the turnaround

oh yes yes that dance

well

i just i'm sort of kind of uh not sure

if you're available exactly no

tax season at all

cool

well why don't you check your calendar

i'll get back to you on the net okay

all right you take care

this is bad

i realize what's happening here

yeah tell me about it she's like in the

seventh grade no

the fact that you got asked to the dance

before me

it's all becca's fault

becca yeah

carrie was gonna ask me to the dance if

it wasn't for that stupid cool book

what are you talking about isn't it

obvious somebody trashed me

oh man i think you'd better check this

out

nothing

such nothing at all

i'm a blank

oh man

this is worse i thought

we'll be back in a flash with flash

forward right

he looked

didn't he yeah totally go ask him

to the damn i can't how

simple take charge like they do

me you then

and take this off what are you doing

becca he's obviously semi-interested

don't blow it by looking like a flying

squirrel

come on i can do it

all right

but if he turns me down i'm leaving the

school

in fact

i'm leaving the country okay uh-huh okay

okay

i'm going

rebecca hi

uh carrie you gotta help me

um i'm gonna go and talk to rob and i'll

pretend i'm introducing you around oh

sure

hi carrie hi tucker cool cheese and

crackers

rob yeah

oh hi

uh

rob hi

um this is scary right i know who you

are yes she's i've been noticing you

lately

no really

uh i sit behind you in algebra rob

yeah sure

so carrie how do you like uh parkview

compared to my last school it's okay i

guess i'd rather be my bathing suit on

the beach though

well excuse me while i go and drive

blunt pencils into my

eyes you see what i mean now they're

gonna have to start water resting stop

obsessing over abby

can't you see we got a problem here she

got my address from the cool book

she sent me an email in the library

that's it i'll write something in about

myself

huh in the cool book huh i'm a genius

i gotta find that book

hey wait

a minute

i choked i had my one chance and i

walked up to him and made a total

idiot of myself and i just bet carrie

helped

i told you can't trust her this whole

cool book thing was just another way for

carrie to show off but how great she is

becca

hi christine

hi carrie

um look you can say no and i'd respect

that because we're friends and all and i

wouldn't want to take advantage of our

friendship so

i wouldn't blame you if you were to say

no but i was just

wondering because you two didn't seem to

really hit it off so great anyway and

that's the chase carrie

would would you mind if i asked rob to

the dance

rob

no why would i mind i'm so completely

over him

honestly excellent becca you are really

amazing

thanks

what did i tell you that worm

doesn't matter just forget it okay

you're not fooling anyone stanley zito

i've seen you staring at me and

hanging around but i know i know you're

the one who wrote that

that thing in the cool book awesome bod

i never wrote that you didn't

well you obviously got it memorized

well i'm sorry but i can't help if i

totally agree with the concept excuse me

christine you're a total

vape and a supremely talented athlete

with an amazing follow a jump shot

listen where are all my dresses get out

of here

oh give it up becca your pancake

total parallel lines yeah and you're so

perfect

yeah well i guess

i hate this boys only like you if you

have a great body

oh please becca boys are like

dogs waiting to be lettered of a car

great i'll know what to expect if i ask

lassie to turn around down

come on becca i mean you're fine just

the way you are

besides there's no one way to be

but if you wrinkle these you're dead

becca have you seen the cool book i

gotta find it

what's with him ignore tucker he was

raised by a roping pack of wild hyenas

queen i carried

what nothing

what are you hiding

well it's it's dumb it's just a stupid

comment

about me

what well nobody's really seen it except

like maybe us

and a couple of other people would

rip it out you know but no change is

loud cool

what'd i say

abby abby abby wait wait

hi i need that book why um

i need it uh for a friend

have you seen miles anywhere

miles this isn't brain drain i tell you

what to write and you jot it down

come on me yeah i was thinking something

short and sweet like uh

like available oh so you want to look

desperate

good point um

how about great sense of humor no no no

that's as bad as great personality

translation face like a dump truck all

right

you seem to be the expert here what are

you going to write

how about uh big trump yeah

miles i'm just trying to make myself

look good and all you can do is knock me

well look i'm sorry all right but this

book is stupid i mean

you're losing it man we'll be back in

the flash with

she's really upset hurts to be called

names

hi i'm not in the mood okay

we just wanted to say

it's not that bad

whoever wrote that stuff like

all that stuff who cares

becca's right they're just jerks

what does it matter now i'm ruined

even worse than you two

everyone is gonna see that stupid book

no they won't that book's out of print

master of the universe

i guess it kind of means that i'm a take

charge handsome kind of guy

did you see this one dance machine huh

i'll take that thanks

becca what are you doing it's for your

own good instructor give me

tucker this is your handwriting

for all your handwriting

it's funny really they thought the

insanity might skip a generation huh

that's original why don't you guys just

grow up

ooh we're wounded stick girl

yeah and you guys are jerks

but in a couple years i won't be a stick

girl and

you'll still be jerks

get ready for real craziness because

there's never a dull moment for this

family

they're the torkelsons coming your way

you