01x14 - Crime and Punishment

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never before seen Fisher film straight

from under a pile of magazines in the

garage to our home I don't know I'm

starting to wish that you never

transferred those films to video you

really think this is a good

idea I vote no

nothing hey hey hey look at

that Hannah how old were we then 16 no

way that's you

guys oh look look there's Bobby dfield

remember him

he's the cute who put laxatives in The

Faculty coffee

machine that him I no way wait the whole

staff was teaching in 10-minute bursts

he was a legend oh look look there's his

buddy

Kenny he's the one who captured us all

on Super Eight that he had six toes

remember when Bobby and Kenny put blue

dye in the boy shower do

I this this stuff is great do you guys

have a pen

wait Hannah this is the Christmas

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assembly was that a

streer dad Mr Fisher dad bab it was her

idea Mom Mom we wanted to be Legends

too yeah but couldn't you have thought

of something less I don't know less less

embarrassing your children yeah I mean

if I wanted to be a legend I never never

do it that way well how would you do it

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well nope miles this is our chance to be

Legends like byby delderfield

yeah well that's not the version of the

Bobby dfield Legend I know you see those

are his remains right over there already

he just wasted away in detention and now

we're studying his vertebrae miles we're

not going to get caught with my creative

genius and your computer genius I mean

what could go

wrong okay um would you believe me if I

said there wouldn't be any slip UPS nope

okay uh would you believe me me if I

said I'd take the fall if there

were

nope okay would you believe me if I said

I'd Hound you till you gave

in okay all right your turn all

right no slip UPS or I'll take the fall

I'm definitely on the verge the world is

about to see what Tucker James is made

of he's funny but with an edge he's good

natured yet devious and he's about to be

a living

legend but Stephie I can be a big help

to the paper I know I can look Becka you

can't just come in here to the bulletin

and start writing there's other stuff to

be done I know but I for instance there

is glue sticking and trimming and

copying I know and recycling look I have

been recycling for 3 weeks now exactly

you're just getting good at it I can't

promote you now look how about we make a

deal okay all right you a try out

article deadline tomorrow and if you

like it use

it and if I

don't recycle

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it function and done miles you're a pro

yeah but I've made this

program Tucker friendly so all you have

to do is hit shift Cy shift cyst got it

okay but whatever you do don't hit

Alis well what happens then oh pain coma

death you see our little program here

will get into the central server

replicate and Shad the school's

database so the ROM Rams the CPU until

the virtual input drives the hotlink

server output

Bay

no okay so shift sis equals Legends Alis

equals dead Legend

but the fun begin

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well gentlemen I think basically what we

have here is a case of youthful High

Spirits well obviously we can all take a

joke just shows that our computer

systems at risk he's right a mole on the

inside could completely destabilize our

operation so what call the students down

and alphabetical order and Grill

them what

the abot

Trudy

abne

Walter

A

JZ AR hey guys Jen did you see that

computer thing on these please report to

the office

immediately

what they're only floppies I mean people

carry them around all the time even when

they're not up to

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something it's you guys isn't

it this is perfect I have to write my

Triad article for Stephie and I have a

scoop staring me in the face so tell

me um

we are unable to comment at this time

but whoever did it is uh it's it's just

brilliant yeah and it's also a federal

offense what embarrassing the vice

principal I thought that was still

misdemeanor no computer hacking

doad I mean I doubt if it was a straight

out hack I mean yeah it was more like a

now these students please report to the

op oh come on give me the details I

promise I won't name

you Fisher

back remember you don't know

remember you don't know anything

you know something don't you

you know Miss Fisher I've been warming

this chair for a long time

eventually I learned some things

like how to see through people like how

to tell when someone is covering up

more importantly how to read upside down

oh oh this

oh no I I I I just

I've got him

I'm tracking activity in the computer

lab

someone's in the systems directory

terminal 12 terminal

good word

okay Chuck this one's almost ready as

foreign

Miss Pratt I really need to talk to

Miles it's important

it's amazing what seems important when

you haven't experienced bunions

miles

oh hey Beck

hi um okay I'm writing about this whole

computer thing for the paper so you have

any comments

well I probably shouldn't say anything

well what about your partner are you

gonna squeal look

I worked alone got it

yeah

I guess

he said what

said quote I did it alone unquote

everything was his idea no I'm the one

behind the computer prank okay and I

promised him I promised him he wouldn't

get into any trouble he's obviously

protecting me I don't see why well

someone had to pay for it so since he

got caught it might as well be him

this is so unfair I mean miles busted

his parents are going to saute him

I gotta get on my

sir we have to talk

James when you encounter a closed door

you knock that way the person inside can

tell you to go away

now this isn't easy for me

and what I'm going to say may shock you

go away James now I understand the

consequences of this and I am prepared

to accept them

away James now what I'm about to reveal

is the honest to goodness truth

it wasn't miles

it was me

I'm the one who designed the computer

prank I'm the one who belongs in

detention

you couldn't program an alarm clock

James

oh and by the way go away

I'm saying that it's all my all my fault

they get me miles goes free I mean it's

only fair

right

I don't know Tucker I mean this is my

one shot at an article I I can't risk

printing something that's not true wait

whoa you don't believe me well miles did

say he did it alone and he's the

computer expert so you know

where are you going

attention I can't get away with this all

right I have to pay

everyone sorry I'm late for detention

what did I miss

what are you doing here

James

here I can see that why

for my detention sir

you don't have a detention

home James I'd love to sir but I

wouldn't want to get into any more

trouble

look if you don't leave here right now

I'll see that you do get a detention and

then you'll have to say and then you

then

you should wait here I'm going to see Mr

protowski about you

you can count on me sir

you're doing here

I'm paying my dues miles I take the fall

remember I work alone what a guy look I

didn't take the heat just for you I was

trying to save both our rears from

getting into bigger trouble

what do you mean I mean they Banned Me

from the computer lab before I could

delete the stuff we did

so

so one of us has to save the database

all CIS equals dead Legends remember

it's like a time b*mb if anyone tampers

with that program it could Shred the

records for the entire school and do you

know what kind of detention we get from

that

why they think I can fix this thing

on

so tired well I've been stuck in here

I've been trying to figure out how to

get you in there and fix things me

yeah yeah it's all written out step by

step Tucker proof instructions

count on you right

start counting

going somewhere

um yeah uh about that detention thing it

was just a little joke you know liven

things up a bit uh well enough levity uh

I'll be on my way now sit down James

you're not going anywhere you wanted a

detention you got it

Mr delacy um I kind of need some

background for this project that I'm

writing so I was

is it supposed to sound like that it's a

little skull and crossbones

oh yeah world

warnings like this come up all the time

especially women

booting up

it says fatal error

it's just a computer term

I'm gonna try the emergency command

that's bad

what's up mr. de Lacey is fixing the

computer system oh my he's making it

worse

all right here's what you have to do

just to leave what we did four easy

steps but you've got to hurry all right

here uh-huh

trading notes with the inmates a men

aren't worth the girls sit

what do we do now I miss Pratt to the

office please

your computer is shredding something no

funny stuff

teachers are so unbelievably psychic uh

miss Pratt

miss Pratt asked me to uh to uh keep an

eye on you boys and girls so just keep

working I am didn't meet once the system

starts crunching data there's hardly any

time to fix it

look you got to do something or else

I'll be in detention longer than body

dealer Porter I gives me an idea yes

this is extreme

yes I'd rather do it any other way but

hey I'm desperate okay we wanted to be

legends but not dead legends

got the instructions got him you got the

password got it

that's the nerve we'll uh after I get my

gym clothes out of my locker here he

comes

everything okay in here

uh yeah yeah just fine mr. Tong Oh

one of the odds this can't be good

oh no this is a strange dream I mean

usually I'm the one at school found my

clothes on oh I really didn't see that

yeah well neither did Pratt Petrowski

and everyone who's still here look even

mr. Thompson's out there trying to see

what's going on it if he's out there

then he can't be out there too they come

here

Oh ladies on their leis he catches me

within six miles of warning these

computers I'm dead well he doesn't want

to lose me in detention why you just

give me the instruction no no Tucker's

got him besides it'd take too long to

explain it

we're running out of time we gotta clear

the room smell

sorry Tucker

you know like I'm running naked guys

Shh try to each is becoming breakfast

sir

you

sorry James

in pewter Eisen I've got a regular pulse

getting stronger I think she's gonna

make it

dude well well mr. Petrowski be

surprised to find you here yes yes and I

think he'll be surprised to find that

his computer is as good as new better

even I I reset the clock

you guys can't help

and Vaughn and Jean SWAT raids pull up

one of the boldest pranks in parsing

history oh wow

great front page article Becca we knew

you could do it so lucky break Becca

just remember you're this far from your

friend the recycle box throat Park use

proud prank history there have been two

main types of pranksters quiet

sneaky and the loud and naked what about

all the computer stuffs I mean all the

cartoons all the programming all the

intrigue I mean the streaking was such a

teeny part of it

I mean why is everyone making such a big

deal out of it Tucker keep your shirt on

no really you sure

you