01x21 - Skate Bait

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I just talked to me on focusing on my

skateboard you know cuz it's like I have

to focus so talk to me after I stop

moving cool yeah

no it's real guy you don't want to put

his lips on Becca

well if it isn't tucker the human

swinging from can take a hide James

Clark's book throws only didn't see any

sign something wrong with the glasses I

don't have any glasses

no wonder you fall down look okay parks

arch-nemesis why don't you put on your

glasses and find a new place to play

before I turn you into a human half

I'd like to turn him into a human

something yeah a human being would be

nice

that use these human goalposts it's

still not as bad as the time he turned

you into human temple human tentpole

human hammock human umbrella human

anchor hard to find a favorite really

bunny

God doesn't look that tough he's not

Scott's a smooth talker I mean he could

turn your words against you before you

even know what's going

subhuman alert

got it hi um we were just talking about

you

so how Steve Steve the dog whoa you guys

broke up huh

that's great actually cuz uh I'm not

seeing anybody either

well it isn't the human sidewalk hide

now

no I'm not hiding out uh I come here

often oh wow so this is uh this is your

regular hideout

no I'm not hiding well then what are you

doing in your hideout Stuckey enjoying

your trophy I'm enjoying the new board I

had to buy a few trash mine what you

think that I wrecked your board look I'm

in it the first time I want you away

from my stuff and out of my space

look I wasn't even in your space I was I

was in Tucker space key word there being

was as in stuck he was on his way up

you were you thinking what I'm thinking

the champion skateboarder with the drive

some small-town kids for the score to

settle

and the one girl who can bring this

ragtag group of misfits to victory Becca

Fisher me your chip she's listening

Becca that g*n really I'm that cuz yeah

this is gonna Becca Becca Becca Becca

Becca Becca Becca what would you talk to

good for us I mean you know a lot better

than we do I mean would you do that

first no way come on please please no

fine I could bring up on how I saved you

from Scott but I won't I could bring up

our precious Park memories that I won't

know I can also bring up that you're

scared to talk to him because you love

him I mean you love him not love you but

the peasants are vicious but effective

um so couch I've seen you on your

skateboard looks like you really know

your stuff yeah I can get from A to B um

yeah cuz you know that guy scott ducky

he's such an excuse

yeah I know he's a total jerk

I don't really like to talk behind

people's backs or anything but he is hey

you two nice nice

it's a good thing really

Oh

oh um Scott Scott right okay um he's

trying to kick us out of our Park and my

friend Tucker wants to show him up you

know best skater wins the part kind of

thing really should I get in on that

I'd love to thrash that guy yeah yeah um

we're practicing tomorrow if you pay

I'll drop by the park before work really

okay your best against ours professor

your friends

you're basically asking me to turn you

into a human Bertrand was it a deal

oh yeah it's on

Scott's the kind of guy when you see you

just want a gag on your own spit so

after three years it's gonna be nice to

see him choke for a change

did you see that oh man

Oh God likes it tastes okay Scott his

toast

Scott is less than toast he is crumb

where'd you learn to blow up like that

it just comes naturally mom practicing

huh it's been worried about losing no oh

you've accepted to feed them yeah

no no no

what's he doing here yeah good going

gooch yeah

buddy nice full on top slide no slide

for our side

your side

um hey listen

maybe we could you know work something

out

huh sorry that's not part of the deal

scotty backing down is not part of the

equation

you're going to regret this you will you

know

you will buh bye

bye

here it comes uh do that nice thing you

do okay shh don't look at him oh

give it a try oh

no i'm not really good at sports

i mean physically i'm not completely

lacking it's just

i can't really i'm gonna shut up now

come on i'll help you get started

this is a good idea right a worst case

you fall into his arms

go for it just keep your knees bent like

i showed you

okay ready

hey listen why don't we dump these

losers and uh go somewhere private

um complete yeah sure um listen cause uh

we shouldn't catch up

uh why don't we discuss this on solid

ground before somebody gets

hurt

oh no oh way to go becca a top slide

nose dive for our

side becca you broke

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okay time for christine's cure

sugar for cheering you up brag right for

punching

and a mindless soap because guys on tv

are much

easier to mute than scott

everything was going so well you know

i mean tucker was gloating and i was

wearing

gucci's sweaty helmet

and now tucker hates me and gooch has a

concussion and a sprained ankle

why do i always hurt the men i love

hey thanks for that show of confidence

today

scott i like that kind of loyalty and a

girlfriend

why don't we play some tennis players

dance

uh sorry i can't i'm

morally opposed to tennis okay

uh yeah cause um tennis rackets are

strung with cat gut and i'm a vegetarian

that's pretty flaky yeah i know yeah but

uh i mean it means you have like a

a social conscience or something i just

tell them off now okay

okay

can i call you back my mom needs to use

the phone

okay bye

wow you told him off all right really

i mean backing out's the right thing to

do right miles i mean

so scott gets to the park i mean we

don't want to skate anyway right

yeah exactly i mean let the children

play somewhere else huh

yeah like in traffic for instance

harsh turn of events today huh guys

hey um scott um

what you said about trying to work

something out that was

i was pretty mature of you um i believe

it was you who said and i quote backing

down's not part of the equation

only his math isn't the greatest but i

had to look at the numbers

and it turns out backing down just fits

right in

look um no it's not my fault becca sold

you out

what did you see the way she jumped in

there and

took gooch out of the competition yeah

she ever stuck on me

you have some ego stucky i bet i

wouldn't be stuck on you if you

you were the stickiest guy in the world

i guess that's why she's going out with

me then

yeah you see i talked to her today and

she wants to get back together

don't i figure tomorrow we go play some

tennis have a little dinner and

since she's a vegetarian now i'll take

her out to her burger place and uh

i'll only have to pay for fries

or us yeah well i don't need

becca or gooch to handle you stucky okay

so you're ready to take me on there

great becca and i'll see you there

becca and scott i thought becca liked

gooch

i wish he'd make up her mind and stop

messing with mine

hello hi just wondering

you didn't happen to talk to scott today

about playing a little friendly game of

tennis

did you yeah i talked to him what

yes unfortunately i don't know i guess

you stuck on me

listen tucker i'm really really sorry

about everything

especially losing the park losing park

who said anything about losing the park

i haven't even taken him on yet

what didn't expect that did you

messes up your plans with scotty the

stuck up stuck on stocky

whoa tucker you can't do that you're

gonna get creamed

well it doesn't matter because you're

not in my side

hello i mean do you believe her

i don't believe him he actually thinks

i'm on scott's side guys they

they just can't be trusted they turn on

you like that like the incredible hulk

miles mannered scientists one minute

green monster and tiny pants the next

yeah

a guy and and werewolves they're all

guys

right man girls i can't believe she

stepped over that line i mean i trusted

her

ah yes trust

i mean that's how it starts the second a

girl has your trust

bang i mean take lucy for instance how

many times does she hold that football

for charlie brown

only to yank it away from him at the

last second

or who does veronica really go out with

reggie or is there archie i mean you

never really know cause she strings them

both along

jessica rabbit

well i'm gonna show her i'm gonna break

my head with or without her

okay so just try a few dodges around

your dolls here

and then they're uh action figures

whatever man and then all the up and

over my board you got it

you got it coach

i almost had it right at the end before

my head

rebounded off the cement believe this

doesn't he realize how bad he's gonna

hurt tomorrow

no

but i do becca think about

this christine i have thought about it

and now i feel pukey so give me the

phone before it ralph

come on

hi can i please speak with scott

hey i thought you'd be practicing

yeah i was until scott called and

canceled everything

what yeah so the park is ours he has

some new hobby or something

wow so you think he just chickened out

yeah yeah

he's terrified of me falling on him

are you sure you don't want me to stay

no

we're just going to watch some tennis my

new favorite sport

there's a crowd

i can't believe she's actually hanging

out with him right under my nose

you've won the park back tucker what

else could you possibly want

chris this has nothing to do with the

park okay

this has to do with becca being jessica

rabbit

you actually think becca would turn on

you just like that

think about this tucker becca your

oldest dearest friend

suddenly starts hanging out with scott a

guy you both hate and

suddenly at the exact same time he stops

bugging you

you think it's just a coincidence that

she's in there listening to his latest

well i'm so great at sports story and

you still have all your teeth

well since becca saved your story behind

why don't you take it inside

sit on it and write her a thank you note

it's times like these you find out who

your real friends are then you wonder

why they ever bothered with someone like

you

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scott listen look okay becca and i have

a deal all right i don't talk to you

when she plays tennis with me

end of discussion see you

scott scott

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scott

where is he

what's going on

perfect scott

did you forget about our tennis plan no

we just forgot about our little date oh

oh forget it tucker he's mine uh no

i don't think so he's mine hey hey

there's enough of me for the both of you

scott we had a deal it's either him or

me

girls all right all right just don't get

on the huff on me

so scott i guess it's true about what

they say huh

win the girl lose your edge

oh like you're an expert on edge

no but uh i'm an expert at this

and if you weren't so stuck on becca i'd

like to show you

no fear no guys

you always been this stupid yeah

so if i wanted to make this a a little

harder

maybe i'll ride with you yeah

if i wanted to add a trash can at the

end of that ramp that wouldn't not be

fine with you

that would not not be fine with me

doesn't even realize how bad he's gonna

hurt tomorrow

two hands then

three tucker don't be stupid

six and while you're at it why don't you

add our bikes line them up

all in a row right

unless you have a problem with jumping

bikes

so i'm not good

two one go

scotty

you talked him into it yeah well you

didn't think i was gonna actually go

through with it did you

i mean god could get hurt

yo scotty congrats man you won

okay yeah

is anything broken that was a really

great thing she did

hanging out with that jerk to get you

out of this thing yeah well

that's becca for you trustworthy loyal

sensitive

it's nothing that literally your tlc

won't fix

i can't believe that you think i like

you

you are the grossest

your head is so big i don't know how you

stand upright

oh and another thing i'd rather take a

grammar test and listen to one of your

sports stories okay

so uh i'll call you then