01x24 - Funny Like Me

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maybe

competition coming through

great miles eenie oh I get a magic tax

so you get on stage and the audience

disappears yeah well we'll see who's

laughing when I pull that first prize

out of my hat all I need now is a lovely

assistant

still once through my partner do you

want to do something with me yeah yes

how about we all do something together I

was thinking dancing stop dancing

perfect

so rollin what are you gonna do trombone

nice throwing cat juggling no I think

I'll just be sitting in the audience Oh

perfect I I need someone to laugh really

loud of my jokes to get the crowd going

where do you want them to go no I mean

laughing oh you mean laughing as they're

going no just laughing oh so they laugh

when they get there so where do I go you

know rollin

I think I have an idea everybody's got

to have a sidekick I mean look at all

the late-night talk shows you get your

one funny star guy and then you have

your one coaster that excite kick guy I

mean it is an unbeatable formula so does

anyone have any ideas to start with well

since I've seen a little Broadway I just

think you're a team from ginger tablets

you Oh jr. says that must have been

challenging oh and I suppose New York

savages so difficult

okay oh no listen just because some tap

is for babies doesn't mean I haven't had

fun training start again okay

all righty and we're stepping left maybe

you could recommend a junior top class

for back okay that's real funny but for

your information I took tap for two

years it was just a while ago that's all

I have a plan the disappearing cabinet I

put her in there wave my wand and she's

gone

Wow

Oh Tucker

um I would I would um I was um yeah

Roland these are very special glasses to

me

the may had been my first tag so I'm

going you to carry on the tradition

partner okay people settle please

we've got audition

first up is the great malfini ladies and

gentlemen as you can see my lovely

lovely assistant has disappeared isn't

he great

you wouldn't even know I was tied

hey if anyone heard the joke about

Petrovsky's new rug he goes to the

carpet store in the carpet store guy

says hey what kind you want and Petroski

says here to here no let's hear it

thanks girls

thank you Wow Becca yeah

Becca I need some help on the judges

panel and I thought you'd be an

outstanding student rep oh no thanks mr.

Hargraves I mean I'm in the winning act

now how could I give that up

give me your answer

Hey

with the magic act you know we didn't

make the cut but if we're gonna do this

and win fabulous prizes mr. Hargraves

firmly

mr hargraves firmly suggests

that we sing a duet

sing with me miles

on a

bicycle for two

isn't it great on this whole tap things

brought chris and max together they're

such a team

and you and roland that is so good of

you so how's it going oh perfect he's

quiet he's adoring he'll never upstage

me and i don't have to teach him a thing

and the best part is all he has to do is

be roland

yeah uh hey tuck

how's it going

what are the odds

are you guys rehearsing without me

uh

we tried to find you

but we couldn't and

we have to practice

and it went actually quite well with

just the two of us

um

are you guys trying to tell me something

or something

root beer in a slice

the usual

root beer and a slice

the usual

hmm

hahaha

roland

i

i don't

i know exactly what you're thinking

has he lost his mind

and even if he has

why does he have to steal mine

mr hargrave

hi hi

i was wondering

um you know if that uh opening on the

judges panel was still like open oh

you're hanging up your tap shoes

well you'd be a welcome addition on the

panel i mean you're known for your good

judgment i mean i've seen your act and

you had a good sense to give that up

sorry

yeah

wow tucker your house it feels like home

so

roland you ready to rehearse

yeah uh

you know

i've been thinking

and i feel that things have changed and

by things i mean specifically

your sanity

that's a good one i'll see if i can work

it into the rewrites

what

i i've been working on our material a

bit

you know trying to give it a bit of a

zing

yeah

you know a bit of a zip

you rewrote the whole thing

overall i felt the act would be stronger

if

i got most of the laughs

you

i

this is how it goes i mean and then the

finale and

roland

i can't really rehearse right now i

think you better leave

becca

am i ever glad to see you you wouldn't

believe what happened to me i mean this

is insane um actually tucker i'm kind of

in the middle of something got the ball

rolling

rolling did some of your new material

for me today it's excellent

yeah and then we started talking

you know who knew

turns out roland is a guy i can really

open up to

just like you

almost exactly

that's it ron get out of here you're

fake

um tucker you're acting like an

eight-year-old i am not and get off my

property

listen i think we should work this out

tucker otherwise our act's gonna suffer

huh

all right

it's gonna suffer roland nem hard and

james they no longer exist i want you

out of my act and out of my life

tucker please

no

fine

i can't believe you just did that what

whatever what

becca uh-huh

i've had my time out and i realize

that i looked bad this evening

if you want to dump on roland that's

your business but if you want to dump on

me you should get in line what do you

mean

oh nothing

nothing

it's just that max and christine

dumped me from the tap dancing act even

though it was my idea to begin with and

now i'm stuck being a judge but

i shouldn't let it get to me because

wars are being fought and governments

are toppling and one tiny little tap

dancing act is so not a big deal you

know

no but still that that's harsh i mean

how could someone throw someone else out

of an act just like that

i don't know

i of course meant that

referring to tap acts and dance acts in

general

whatever tucker

okay it's just a lousy talent show right

exactly yes yeah

no reason to get into a flipped out rage

over it

becca there's more to it than you think

okay

tucker

you rejected roland when all he wanted

was to be just like

ouch

okay everyone it's show time

yep let's get this over with her

you know miles i was thinking and

i know you didn't want to do this and i

know i kind of forced you into it

so you're gonna get your wish i'm

disappearing

abby we're joking abby

uh becca listen

i i just want to say i'm really sorry

about the act not working out

i i mean it was really working and we're

all having a blast

only i never meant for it to be like

this

um back uh just just a quick question um

you're not gonna give us a bad score

just because you're mad at us are you

you know max i can be as objective as

the next judge

okay so um whatever you're worth you're

gonna get

what um

i want to take something back no not my

glasses

you gave them to me they're mine now i

don't want them well i'm keeping them

i don't need you anyway i don't need

anybody

good afternoon boys and girls and

welcome to the parkview junior high

challenge show please welcome the

musical musings of miles vaughn

and abby lee cooper

come on roland okay

miles abby you're on

uh

daisy daisy daisy daisy

daisy give me your

answer dude

two

rollins

do

i just wanted to say i'm sorry

great just apologize to a boiler

and now the comedy stylings of nem hart

and jade

great

hi everybody um

um

what's green and travels

200 miles an hour in a blender

a frog

um i mean

what's what's a frog doing in in a

blender

200 miles an hour

so roland it looks like you got the

crowd going

oh you mean going as in laughing

no going as in heading for the door

well why would they be leaving if we've

got them going

uh i i don't think you're following well

not if they're not going

they're not going well then i'm not

following

neither am i

now that's teamwork

i can't believe you guys won that's

great what are you gonna do with the 50

prize money well we're buying becca's

pizza

what yeah like from now until she

graduates

or at least until i forgive you

so uh how's tucker taking a big loss

not so great

next year