01x04 - Pet Peeves

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why do you need is that between children

in their pet it's a bond sometimes just

the irrational it is loving and it also

found it can offer lifetime is

companionship and Trust a pet can be a

willing listener for your innermost

feelings and unless it's a minor bird is

pink which still be stable but in return

for all of this you must give more than

just a pat on the head you must make a

commitment to responsibility and that's

what our stories about in this episode

of Philippi

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I have sent tomorrow's user to that's

the loser - well it was in my brother's

mouth at the time Thank You Lucy

1 2 3

hmm good kryptonite you laughs hey but I

had a bad experience one a new world

record

well my work is done here are you coming

Oh take off baby before I get a chance

to beat you wait you can't leave like

that

oh thanks you're the only one I can

trust with my secret identity

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well thank you I'll put you that I

represented finally paid me dog is all

he paid you oh no I'm just the first

installment she's gonna have puppy

maybe we can find out where friends are

and throw her a baby shower you listen

Mary Ellen this is no ordinary dog she's

a purebred do you have any idea how much

those puppies are gonna be worth money

is not the issue you're absolutely right

the issue here is security Sonia is a

ferocious watchdog check this out your

money or your life

well she's great with kids but you know

Kelly has allergy oh come on she got

over those a long time ago

not for long Kelly

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Hey look at him be a boy and his dog now

come on is there any greater joy well

Kip was happy when we brought all of her

home too but after a couple weeks you

wanted to give him back oh hi mom well

how thoughtful of uncle Wally these are

good I see you in the kitchen minute I

knew you'd want your mom oh yeah I guess

you want to talk about the dog come on

beaver

whether the dog stays or not that's your

decision I can always be happy in a

condominium don't worry about it mom

Wally and I couldn't keep the elliegator

the horse of the monkey I guess the boys

can live without movie dog that's just

Wally's dog Oliver

you know better to tell tall tales well

I should go get washed up for dinner in

a couple of days they're gonna forget

all about having us so long any greater

joy than a boy and his dog yes I'm

grandmother and her cleanup

you always happen to be the bad guy I

know you can't have a pet no you can't

watch TV no you can't go skydiving fever

I don't want it to cried the boys but do

you honestly think those boys are

responsible enough to care for that dog

I don't think Tarzan could care for that

dog holy Mary tell them before they get

too attached

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mom those are two very good boys in

there and even though they don't always

remember to change their socks well they

try hard and they mean well I think the

best way to teach him responsibility is

to give him a pet fever

they breed horses smaller than that dog

oh dear mom but I don't see any reason

why they couldn't have something smaller

just how small even smaller

I don't know what this field of a

specialist sweetheart I made the same

thing for Mary Ellen when she was

expecting you know she didn't have to

eat it off the floor who's there Wayne

Wayne who

money in any and so how's the old

fleabag talk about it like that Eddie oh

gee touchy I'm here to save your

marriage now boost your dogs eagle

okay okay look I've made a list of

instructions this is what you like to

eat

are you kidding sale my kids don't eat

this good hey are you sure you're gonna

give her a good home

hey who said anything about a home I

need a guard dog for my construction

sites if that's the way you're gonna

treat my dog order friends for onion

thank you

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why were you pulling around there

because have your head it's warm it's

buried and it loves to play is

adrenaline and his name is mr. t look

dad center pin had to be small he didn't

say it had to be charming grandma she

wouldn't even let me be spider-man for

Halloween you're right so let's not say

anything about mr. t so we can prove we

can take care of them good thinkin

hungry too you shouldn't be split

cheeseburger on round

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beaver would you pass the pepper please

sure

thank you morning Mary Ellen what do you

need

can I borrow some eggs waleed used the

rest of ours to make Sonia's alcoholic

everything well I finally told Wally

either find a home for Sonya by this

weekend or build a doghouse with a guest

for himself

he'll battle Mary Ellen no Wally's

always loved animals

oh we had a problem advice she loves the

exterminator in the basement

know what the good thing he did though

bobak I was down there he found my

turtle

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I'll point out ready for school think

I'm gonna be coming down well all the

more reason to have a good breakfast

here you sit down there morning at 9:00

morning very own pocket

well good morning chip I suppose you're

gonna be coming down with something

- yeah on the floor down here I'm not

serving breakfast in shift

jelly in the fridge

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wandering them some are some are white

just in your head I pick up my next

because you can have a pet and you sneak

in a creature from a horror movie nobody

got hurt somebody cut up the point is I

trusted you and you proved that you're

not responsible too late for that this

little experiment responsibility is over

I saw your chances to ever have another

pet

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so mr. change history huh yeah we tried

it heads off for a rubber ball of

villainy time-taking

she didn't say what about it then you

got my spider touch my own I'd be

hanging also satellite right now try the

monster get a grip on Donny G monster in

her Mayfield except without good guys

talks to herself in the post office

oh yeah there are no monsters wasn't it

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doing a Miller's pond I don't know I'm

not mad about psychologists on the news

watch was itself a mistake and they shot

me with a tranquilizer go little guy

I'm not gonna let that happen to him

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take them home in careful after what

happened with that spider we'd be taking

a chance bringing animal crackers

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we learned about yesterday he was

supposed to be an 11 or so but he ran

away everybody's looking for him but

they're not gonna find him I'm gonna

keep it right here you don't have any

idea to take care of an elephant sure I

do

I've seen number three times oh really

you can't keep them here forever listen

if you don't want to help me and fine

just get out of here come on

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maybe we could help you until we can

figure out something

thanks Raj deal deal

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Oh already keeping an elephant in the

garage

what are you doing I sent rola I'm gonna

hold on I didn't know how to clear it

with you what are you hiding in there

the truth is - oh and that you returned

the time gave you for Father's Day I

really didn't want that to happen

well he's in there making with something

really special

have you thought before it was done it

was really break it's hard

you've got such a big heart for a little

guy yeah you know here's a couple of

bucks just to taste me some more

supplies you can tell me found at the

couch my boys I gotta tell Wally

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don't get discouraged girl hey dolly

just says the new breakthroughs are

being made every day oh and we already

Ellen is starting to soften I can see it

I may not be obvious to you but I've

known her longer

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my radio if you good locked in there bpx

way good way mr. cleaver that's not very

becoming rope you have on some things

never go outside

Thank You Eddie I wore it just for you

you in the garage about with your hands

up this is your last warning

your minds up we're coming in

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happy Father's Day dad

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what's that making us wait too long for

he's making us run it out so we do real

bad about what we did

well I feel bad about getting caught

watch me Mom no I think you know what

has to be done

somebody's gonna talk to those TV

reporters Dada

that's gonna be okay isn't it no nothing

like that

but you guys sit down as a matter of

fact the animal control officers and

they're gonna try to get the owners to

put him in a Wildlife Park dad we

weren't trying to disobey you about

having a pet or anything Oliver just

happen to come home hasn't anyone just

try to protect us fellas please I know

your hearts were in the right place I

was the one that was really off base

just because you made one little mistake

with that tarantula I didn't think you

were responsible enough to care for

another living creature

I was certainly wrong we forgive you dad

oh thanks darling and you know the next

time I tell you that you can never do

something again remind me of the time

that I told you could never have another

pet you mean we can have another pet

well as long as it doesn't have more

than four legs and can fit in through

the front door

matter Oliver I thought you'd be a

little more excited it's hard for a guy

to get off whether that's what time is

on elephants yeah I think I understand

how you feel why don't you give it a

couple weeks maybe you feel differently

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ready hat with Cobra

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Wow we found Sonya a good home

you know launched me a little sad to see

you go I can still catch him I'll get

over it

come here you come on no silly jogging

with a parent hey sit can't play frisbee

with a turtle

honey I'll jog with you and I'll play

frisbee with him that they can't catch a

timeout you guys don't really do that

for me

we love you I love you guys too

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