01x05 - Girl Talk

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sometimes the things we want the most

become the things that scare us the most

when we finally achieve them it's a fear

that tells you insecurity it grabs hold

indiscriminately but there is the thin

annex usually not far off a helping hand

from someone who really cares and that's

what our stories about in this episode

of Philippi burr

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Kelly how can I make you do something if

you don't tell me what it is you don't

want to do because if I time you'll make

me do it dad is on the phone trying to

get a client out of jail

where's wally I got to see him right now

get in line I am in line okay you don't

have to do it

Lalli so Kelly what don't you want to do

people even guarantee in my class play I

can't

oh sure you yeah but well I got a little

girl got the lead in the class play how

about that

I knew playing a thermometer last year

would lead to bigger things

beauty's gotta get kissed by a handsome

prince for three nights in a row yeah

come on honey give it a try it's only a

pretend kiss forget it why couldn't we

have done the ugly duckling you know I

can't do what

thank you it had to be a duck and a

princess honey you just don't understand

women

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so what's your problem do not my problem

our problem Floyd Sullivan's back hey no

kidding how is the old guy

oh well I'll tell you how he is he's

rich he's handsome and he's sure to

steal mom away from her happy home and

stick her on a 70 foot yacht in Key West

who told you that he did when he called

up to ask her out

oh come on Beebe wouldn't marry the guy

two years ago why would she do it now

well think about it Wally

she used to have time to be with her

friends travel sit on the City Council

then bingo I moved back home you moved

next door suddenly she's a full-time

grandma Floyd's her ticket to excitement

boy now I'm starting to feel bad Mary

Ellen and I never think twice by going

out on the town and leaving her home and

Kelly well it's not that the kids and I

couldn't manage without her yes it she's

become such a big part of our lives I'd

hate to lose her oh you know babe if

you're really afraid that mom's gonna

jump ship we all better start making her

life a whole lot easier you know what we

should do

what's that start treating her like a

guest in our homes

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grama thank goodness you're still here

well what's all this about well the boys

thought they might surprise you with

breakfast and dead oh I'm supposed to

smash it out with champagne over the new

city shuttle bus this morning but I made

a practice never mashing anything on an

empty stomach

yeah well everything looks just

wonderful toast and bacon egg I hardly

know where it is Oliver wherever did you

get that idea

damn why don't you guys take that stuff

back down to the kitchen I think your

grandmother wants to have a word with me

I'll take that to consideration fever

what have you been putting in those boys

mind well it's pretty obvious isn't it

mom Boyd Sullivan's back in town the

boys are afraid they might lose you is

it only the boys okay I'll admit it it's

Wally to Beaver well mom I'll admit the

thought did cross my mind but if you

were to leave we'd be here when the boys

got home from school and to make sure

that they a right and help me raise them

if your world is sown threatened by

having one little date then you become

far too dependent on me

who knows if I left it might be the best

thing for all of it

I need to talk to her right now

oh no wait a minute hello unless this is

a real emergency I don't think we got

father your grandmother oh how can I

help you that won't let me get out of a

plane I'm standing up to my cat all

right doc is a boy I think I'm gonna be

sick right here you know why I was in

the third grade I had the same problem

you have no how was the yellow canary

but it was a very big part and I was

very excited about it

how'd you do I didn't you see all I

could think about was all those people

seeing me in that bird suit

now they laugh at me if I messed up and

I lost confidence before the play even

began you know you didn't even show up

oh I showed up all right but not in the

canary you see my friend whitey and I

traded costumes I ended up being a

mushroom well the point is to this day I

wish I played that canary because well

whitey was getting all the applause deep

down I knew my bird was better than his

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yeah all three set well wasn't too tough

on his first serve lumpy and lady in the

snack bar and that got a little

tentative after that well I'm glad

somebody around here had needs the

afternoon what's up

Molly I'm worried about Kelly

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we talked to you Charlie honey and your

mother and I come in please

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so how's everything in school well I

can't never go back what I did tell me

before we start checking in the private

any particular reason why he's trying to

get me everything was fine until this

Canfield said we were gonna rehearse the

last seat so I'm lay down on the card

table close my eyes and thanks it that's

the prince at last I've found you but I

fear I am too late for my life will

never be complete without you father

listen I know you can play that part but

if it's upsetting you this much why

don't we just stay home this weekend

well rent a movie and make some popcorn

no okay Kelly

what's going on do you want to be in

this play or not I don't but I got it

everyone don't think I'm a loser and

I'll never get picked for anything again

except banging erasers

well okay stay in the play but Thomas

can feel that you want to less demanding

rule like a cousin or a rock Oh daddy

how can you beat the me

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come on in Twitter what you get ready

Saturday you certainly made and you can

bother me anytime you want you I'm so

sorry I can't come to your play tonight

but boys only in town for one day I'll

come tomorrow night with uncle beaver

uh-huh

shouldn't you be a new costume by now I

guess but I like it me and you maybe

you're beautiful I hate the way I look

be sweetheart you're the most gorgeous

young lady I've ever seen my hair

springing my eyes are too far apart and

I got a neck like a sack of dog meat for

the part wake up sorry for me

Kelly cleaver you remind me of the

youngster so it's so afraid they were

gonna have a pug nose slept with this

awful contraption to flatten it out this

given me another one of those doing

where the kid turns out to be you know

this time it turns out to be your father

here I want you to take a good look at

yourself you know if bro I take your

hands away from me those come on open

your eye you know we're only looking for

imperfections in ourself we sure are

they gonna find them you know something

I really want to break this to you I

need your knockout just look at those

high cheekbone get those my side of the

family I never stop a massage all the

top life just a bedroom but none of them

have eyes like yours they opening close

good - did you just be stunning in that

costume

let's go

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oh what a lovely dress this is we sell

high

well that's a very particular

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I still got a neck like it's back at

darling little something Cleopatra and

Audrey Hepburn and even your grandmother

I wanna let you in on a little secret

okay Hera

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it's not just because of the way you

look either because right off their peak

tonight

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Haggar - it's the man of the house about

I don't need any guff from you

especially not tonight

you're right beep that was a cheap shot

Hey look why don't you gather up the

kids so I can get him out of here before

you Debra we're party third Bolivar

you're right here

Theodore might a reminder the spiraling

cost of admission at the drive-in okay

but this time just don't sneak I'm throw

in the trunk and then try to pocket the

money hey this guy's no teenager did you

say you lived in Florida or discovered

it Eddie doesn't the movie start soon

yeah I just want to stick around long

enough to meet the Petrified playboy

maybe he'll go away now come on I want

you guys to be on your best behavior and

you too eh

there are nice to see you yeah ah Thank

You mr. Sullivan these are my two sons

Kip and Oliver yep

Oliver how was your trip fine

who is that I'm not just child out front

of tried to charge me for our key uh you

must be encountered by firstborn

Frederick and this is Eddie Haskell

he was just leaving it's a pleasure sir

coming fun and I see that's a splendid

suit our ascots back in fashion again

why don't you boys go outside and keep

Frederick out of trouble hello Jim you

look wonderful as always

I couldn't agree more Thank You Eddie

Eddie you know I think the kids are

waiting out there yeah we're just

getting to the good part

oh I just love to see old-fashioned

cinnamon like this makes me think of my

grandparents 50th anniversary he bought

her a core size - oh you forgot to give

it to her you just put the pen in her

arm and kissed her huh

have a great time thank you

oh boy if you feel drowsy promise your

poker man is the most empowering jerk in

my family

I don't think the hurt your arms chance

with you old guy do you know ready this

time I think you did just fine

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the best seats you could get I just hope

I can get a good shot at a day from here

well he'll relax one thing can

practically touch her from here I'm

thirsty Muffy the show is about to start

all these things never start up

I think

these really aren't good speech

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far away the magical kingdom Princess

Aurora was born King Stefan instead

please come near and far people came

bearing gifts

and cleaning me for fairy godmother

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invitation no I brought my own a little

surprise of all things

well cast a spell is touched upon her

16th birthday

and all it will bring you a fairy

godmother which is so pretty what harm

can come from just one touch

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Oh laughs Algie do I need to wait

like we'll never be complete without you

do you I just hope she doesn't struggle

in front of all these with before

especially our parents

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mom's not home yet have you

not yet you weren't - oh no I always

walk around the street at 1:30 in the

morning come on I want to know we're

waiting up for Mama that you oh you're

waiting up for me no we were just

playing poker oh really

why'd you guess this guy three kings mom

I think we got to have a talk

oh it's done Jarius she'll go in the den

huh he just wants to know where he

stands I'd like to know too

we really had a nice time

how would can we play oh-h* sure was

terrific but that's what well I thought

we'd get to the part about Freud and mom

I want your grandchildren lover

well beer if you really want to know

Floyd asked me to go to Florida with me

and I didn't even have to think it over

so Walia tell us about Kelly's play

really rather heard about mom's evening

right now Thank You Willie you know

maybe with my children and my

grandchildren can sometimes be nothing

but headaches aggravation and carpet

stains that's not really the lifestyle

that grandparents are led to expect but

tonight when Kelly came to me for help

and what little I did really had an

effect on her that really meant an awful

lot to me I don't want to be when the

grandparents and just comes in once a

year passes out presents

I'm really a part of your life and right

now I wouldn't trade that for even got

my whole world

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then along women it would be I don't

know that you can but I'm turning in

oh not me I've got this tower in the

other I don't have the heart to tell him

it's a self-cleaning oven nothing I just

wanted to show you we love you

time isn't for sure Wow everything looks

so nice

there's only one problem I couldn't eat

all this by myself

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