01x06 - The Gladiators

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one thing that never seems to change

from generation to generation is the

desire to belong there's nothing like

camaraderie of being in on something

special but when you discover that you

wanted not of who you are but for what

you have it can be a painful experience

and what's even worse is realizing that

she's elected those that really matter

the most and that's our story in this

episode of Villa Bieber

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oh hi Kelly okay honey should keep

around we're supposed to go to Neptune

trust drop you make bigger than two live

lobsters fire drill but he is trying to

stop I'm in a jam

I watched my chicken training for the

whole week and now I'm supposed to build

this diorama with dinosaurs and joke

dinosaurs you lucky dog I gotta memorize

plans but good guy I know less about

dinosaurs and I know about Roman numeral

oh that wasn't easy the only tricky part

is that our names are not spinning maybe

you could help me build a diorama and I

help you memorize your powers you got

yourself a deal

thanks dolly I'll be over at e1

I'm not

I just wasn't cut out to be an alternate

hey Sam you're just down on quad

volleyball cuz chili would beat you out

the first turn oh yeah oh yeah

anyway she's not that coordinated for

some 162

putting it boils not now only we gotta

go take the team picture and I'm not

gonna smile no what am I supposed to do

my kisses band practice Killians jr.

chicks

the church is open why not pray for some

personality

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hi-yah hi-yah me huh no he went out with

your grandmother something about an

emergency trip to the toy store well I

guess I could help you but I'm not very

good with foreign languages get it i

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re-read Archie I still don't think you

have the makings of a real glad here

well I bought the uniform oh don't make

the bed

cleaver yeah yeah I'm letting you use

our garage the clubhouse back help being

a gladiator is more than that it's a way

of life they'll all get together right

right right we stand up for each other

to find me Oliver I've been waiting for

you you were supposed to be helping me

with my diorama today I can't now this

is much more important my destiny

right blue handler and you are crying

amateur I can be tough I'm pushed all

right I'll let you in but first you got

them to secret oh there's a secret how I

know it's sick watch my lips just read

uphold all the rules the gladiators be

loyal to all of the members and our

stuff a secret until after you die I'm

not allowed to swear

so I'll promise real high it might be

better throw this one back up top yeah

all right you're a kid now superior for

the final test

I'm correct

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I told you

mom you'll never guess what Oliver's

doing with that outfit your body doesn't

look good in it doesn't he

so nice to see boys in uniform again

joined a banach junior t*rrorists

they're out to quash chanting oh I was

worried about it I think that's the way

the Beatles got started I don't like it

I didn't have groups like that when I

was a boy you know I just bought you

that Zorro outfit EU / disease all

through the neighborhood you know you

frightened mrs. Donaldson's cat so badly

that it was three weeks before that cat

to eat solid food again only for good

you run these kids right out old

California fever you understand what

Oliver is going to do don't you

everybody he cares about is involved

with something else yeah Jesse wants to

be a part of something I had my way

wouldn't be those gladiators well you

know as well as I do if you're forbidden

from joining it's going to make them

that much more attractive yeah maybe

you're right but if those kids start

pillaging Mayfield

you're gonna be the one who has to

explain to the neighbors

okay now give me that orange and yellow

thing we'll put it right here in the

lake pterodactyl it has wings I think it

goes in the sky yeah I may be older than

you but I wasn't around during the

Mesozoic age right okay now hand me that

tree you are gonna put it in the ground

aren't you

me a break will you I bet I'm doing

better homework than any of the other

fathers

it's kind of fun good because I'm gonna

need more help just all over definitely

those gross is Kelly I know I hurt you

you guys are more than friends your

family if you turn your back on him

you'll both end up losing understand

what I mean we're gonna teach you at

chicken soon don't you think I should

meet up on the first please fall in five

years mother keep the other guy back

before he's had a chance eat you first

good one

Malcolm

so what happened school was a well the

bell rang at 8:30 and I was in homeroom

until 9:00 10:00 well then I traded my

lunch to Jenna I think their father

means that anything interesting happen

to you today oh I don't think anything

interesting is gonna happen to me until

I get a car Kipp is your brother coming

down to dinner or is he out of chariot

races well 3d humanoid I hope you come

in peace and enjoy a rump roast I

thought you were a gladiator oh yeah but

guys gotta start thinking of his future

oh dear

but on our planet we don't wear space

helmets at the dinner table that can

take it off it's a generational Oliver

you heard it your grandmother's dead

take off the helmet

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do you I'll tell you what happened

the gladiators did this didn't he I

can't tell boy I didn't mean it cuz

they're my friends dad I'm gonna get the

camera this would make a great Christmas

card that's always yeah where were you

when this happened don't blame me I was

nowhere near him at the time yeah well

maybe you should have been he's your

little brother and it's your

responsibility to help protect him I can

take care of myself

dad not by the looks of it we're gonna

have to have a little talk about your

extracurricular activities there's

plenty of time to discuss this later

come on I want to put the pace on that I

kept I know it's not cool to hang around

your little brother but he does look up

to you and he need you to be a good

influence hard for it gotta be a good

influence when his best friend is

friends there swellings going down

already I think the worst is over I

don't think the worst is gonna be over

until dad finishes punishing me mmm

maybe a father was right if I hadn't

bought that costume none of this would

have happened but it really was nothing

I like being a gladdie

what are you doing I'm throwing this

junk out once and for all but that if I

don't have that stuff I can't be a

gladiator

exactly

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that's no big deal got another science

quiz the teacher explained the whole

period how you get rich and you can get

big chicken fight championship yeah I

can't wait how come it okay if I borrow

your battle gear when it's my turn what

happened years nothing my dad sort of

move it out when I found my black guy

you didn't squeal on a fellow gladiator

did you no I did enough movies to know

what happens to prisoners of cattle what

you guys cream on if you don't got your

stuff you can't be in a club see you

around

I set up relief she fights these scores

again how does he do it easy go man it's

still being alternative Julie what then

coming down with Paulo nucleosis I'm

going out there today make him forget

Julie woods ever played the game wish

Oliver would hurry up I told him he

could tag along with us today don't

worry about him I told him to make like

a drum beat it thanks Freddy

I promised my dad I'd start looking

after my dad mail in his tax return

coach a few more inches whereas my

client edward has both steadfastly

maintains his innocence I have convinced

him that it would be prudent to settle

this matter out of court I hope that you

concur and accept his generous offer to

attach a heater to those heating vents

installing in hospital room

so man I grabbed a machine helps me get

rid of my back pain that's why I won't

from work early I have a legal question

to ask you

and consumer dad but you'd have to have

a very strong case oh boy do I die

through wear my gladiators job just cuz

I got a black eye

I think that's cruel and unusual

punishment oh yeah that is pretty rough

but I'm afraid the only way that you

could sue your dad puts a lot away your

step was if you were aware of it at the

time I have no one to play with the

gladiators kicked me out

raucous has a band practice keeps too

busy

we can't let hates my guts that's a bum

rap alright but you know I have a hunch

if you apologized to Kelly you might

change your opinion of your guts hi dad

hi Kelly cousin

all of it I thought you'd be their

gladiator and making first graders walk

through puddles gladion won't play with

me cuz dad throw away my stuff so i

decided to come over apologize to you

for being mean there's not much real

night he only wants to be my family

nobody else I'll play with him I'm going

over to JJ you're having their room fit

and she's gonna give me real talk for my

diorama

well it looks like we lost the case Olli

sorry okay

can't win them all

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wait you doing happier Oliver I'm doing

the first project on fungus and I

volunteered on brings a lot

oh that was generous wanna help

No thank you Oliver you want to mold I'm

good with her cakes and Joe's well good

luck

thanks mama

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to be a gladiator again to just stop

Rick let's their battle gear fall into

enemy hands

it's definitely not gladiator material

I'm just kidding anyone here you don't

have to prove anything to me

zero watching your car and zero shorty

oh yeah I forgot I don't care I'm not a

gladiator

do you really want to get back in the

club I stole a uniform that did not and

trash your stupid dinosaur thing I would

but the Stegosaurus is mine and it's

part of the spin don't you want to be

one of the guys

then smash it right you heard them

wanna be a big bad gladiator don't sh**t

if I can't read you

okay then I'll flash it for you squared

and square dance with her be friends

with these zeros nobody said that to us

and gets away with it right my cousin

just hit boy he's not gonna get away

with it

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I wanna get to them you'll have to go

through me first okay

I don't believe this what are we gonna

do with you guys okay how am I gonna

explain this to your mother you could

tell her it's an art project

can I say something why not somebody in

your position is nothing to lose this is

your fault my fault tell me kid just how

hard did that guy hit you see all during

volleyball practice today I kept missing

either spikes and setups and I finally

had to admit the reason why because

you're really not a good ball player see

after I heard about what you said no but

however it needs me and stuff well I

went to find them I made you feel real

bad huh you sure did and daddy it was

because of what you say about how family

was almost importantly think that I

didn't give up on Olli I'm kidding

you felt bad too looks like I'm the only

one who's still in trouble I don't steal

my stuff that was wrong it certainly was

just that I wanted to be a gladiator so

bad

nothing else mattered I sure found out

who my real friends are oh wow

just because we're friends again doesn't

mean you can get much here on it

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what in it

so rare treat indeed to share the secret

of your youthful appearance your father

in certain regards USD Canaan unforeseen

a tollbooth altercations are those rib

eyes hospital blueprints yes sir my

father's p*nis if these documents will

allow him to remain a free man but I'm

only human

sir yeah bye Freddie okay Freddie

it's my cheque in the envelope well

ordinarily it would be but the tellers

at my father's Bank are on strike even

supported their cause he's refusing to

use the facilities you believe that sir

not in the least I told them you would

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