01x15 - Father's Day

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somehow or other we've managed to put

aside a day every year to honor most of

our loved ones though these rituals

sometimes smacks of commercialism they

can sometimes also provide the

inspiration to give the greatest present

of all the gift of love and that's what

our stories about in this episode of

still a beaver

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Dads Marathon

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I'm gonna run twenty six point three

miles from the city hall and Belfort the

librarian Mayfield I don't get it don't

do it all the time to get their drivers

license another one to do is run right

bike don't go to where I got you three

together you given any thought to what

you're gonna do for your dad's for

Father's Day same as usual I guess

wrong this year the adults are not going

to buy the presents now I don't think

it's asking too much to have you buy

your father's a little present or plan

something special to do with them

anything to show them how much you

appreciate them you don't have to worry

about me grandma I'm already making

something my dad the beaver

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what's everybody doing out here how to

do the flyback oh well I think I've got

it now don't leave trap one more time

you try it again

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look I know you boys aren't really

disappoint your father so don't put it

off into the last minute okay

I'll find something with the money I

have left from what dad gave me to buy

you Mother's Day present

yes that's allowed how about you ollie

well I would that's and I got this hole

in my pocket well I guess we could

arrange a small emergency loan provided

your pockets are in good working order

thanks grandma

don't worry I'll keep the money in my

sock well honey when you're gonna run a

marathon you have to store carbohydrates

that looks good

no I'm in training hey room for dessert

big freshly baked Idaho Potato if I

clean my plate could I have one too

maybe well I'm glad you two find this so

amusing you know Christopher Columbus's

family gave him this kind of support

we'd still be living in Spain living

Columbus from Italy eat your dinner

Hey look if you guys don't want me to

run in as father's day marathon why

don't you come right out and say so

oh honey you can do whatever you want to

on Father's Day my dad goes to the

pancake house and then watch its fishing

shows all day you want to run 26 miles

it's okay with us guys really thanks

guys

7:30 I'm off to bed good night honey

come on

we've been all over Thailand you oughta

buy this for dad or not what's the big

deal about hot shaving cream Holly I

just find it and go home we're never

gonna find a barbecue apron with the

name beaver on it cleaver fine you want

to get your own present yeah and we'll

see where the dad looks better wearing

my apron are your shaving cream

Shaving Cream

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pretty neat I think we should make

whoever invented this president of the

whole world yeah I never thought have to

did anything but spit on your head hey

can I try it on

well alright just try not to slobber all

over the / put it in your mouth a lot

better than usually do Thanks boy I wish

I had one of those but I'm supposed to

be buying something for my dad hey why

are you buy one for your dad well I was

trying to thinking of something more

practical like these things grown-up

just putting their shoes so that they

don't stick your old man's gotta make a

big fuss tomorrow matter what you get

him right yeah I guess so

you pretend to love it to week you

forget all about it

you get to keep that and everybody's

happy Jeffy you know you're a lot

smarter than you look

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Ollies Gift

I didn't hear you come in what are you

doing in here

I just rehung the towel bar no more

chin-ups in the bathroom what you got in

the bag what a bad collection oh I

didn't know you collected bags oh yeah

hundreds of paper-based

from all over the world we'll have to do

that real soon right now I promised your

uncle Wally I'd help him take his blood

pressure so did you find something good

for your father oh yeah I love it

don't you have it wrapped no it's more

than a rabbit lace the guy had enough

trouble just make it change feel nice I

was gonna be back any time

but battery no surprise we're not gonna

tell Dad your little chuckle brain Thank

You Kip come on Ollie let's see what you

got okay

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but just remember I didn't like it so

much when I first got either

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what on earth would make you buy

something like this

hi everybody Jeffy why did you wait

outside for a few minutes oh I'm sorry I

didn't know all of it was getting yelled

at or we're just listened at the door

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Oliver how long did you think you could

pass this off as a gift well I was

hoping at least will that open it maybe

you better start thinking about other

people's feelings instead of just your

own and clean up this room boy Olli

sure messed up this time

Hey

I heard the whole thing this never would

have happened if you woulda listened to

me and gotten the blue one I feel like

the dumbest k*ller lived now you're not

the dumbest I saw him on a TV special

Duffy I'm gonna stand in front of the

air conditioning kitchen monia that way

no one will yell at me tomorrow look I

know how to give you a great present and

it won't cost a thing if he drops are

weird they really would rather get

something but you made one good enough

now if you really want to make your dad

happy tomorrow all you gotta do is draw

a picture of you hugging him that's it

yeah and in front of the house with a

happy son I bet your dad try and tell us

it's the best present I ever had that

doesn't look like that man that's the

house

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Water Station

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[Applause]

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thanks ol time

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anytime sunny

thank you

runner hey Joe

yuck

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right kids at the w*r

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okay walling water station up ahead Mel

you got to do is tell your turn off the

roof of your mouth

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that was wrong

that's right secret that was wrong -

that's right - well maybe that's why I

did it Beamer you see barons not always

perfect either

sometimes they love their children so

much that they'll do almost anything to

keep them from being hurt even if it

means making a mistake now and then he

did I guess there's an awful lot more to

being a father then just make a money in

hollering yes your wrist

and dad thanks for the hamster okay

beaver

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Health Club

the wall I'm moment every runner dreads

if you can fight your way through this

you can make it

what could my goal of anyone who might

everyone was right and too old and then

pain I want to stop I want to go home

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now you'll never be able to show your

favorite the health club again come on

come on

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oh good

Pine Street it's all downhill from here

except for the hill good morning mrs.

cleaver mine what a lovely that

certainly is a handsome outfit you're

wearing it's my father's day president

you know how it is I've got a word at

least once just so they don't think they

totally wasted their money never

certainly does become you yeah well I

get that does accentuate my natural

athletic grace speaking of which what's

the latest from the bunion derby oh

we've heard it he didn't get off to a

very good start

hey yeah I wouldn't worry you know we

didn't pass the bar exam the first time

he took it either

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he doesn't look very well you're right

he had the same expression on his face

when you walk down the aisle at your

wedding

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all right cleaver let's make it look

good shoulders back here we go

my wife my daughter my video camera my

brother my nephew's my best friend I

love them everything I am I owe them

and I never even thanked

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did you take much

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few more blocks

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let's take this puck you nuts got no

feeling below the knees what is that

that's not fortitude you can do it

remember the Springfield game come on

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Happy Fathers Day

how did you know

Wow what do you get for the man who

finished 198 what do we have here

for you it widen everything why here of

course I do by Kelly J cleaver my dad

was born after World w*r 2 his eyes are

very very blue when I was young who read

me Tom Sawyer he makes a good living

because he's a lawyer

their dads are kings but mine's the best

and I'm not lying

my father my friend right Haley honey

I'm sure your father would love to hear

this again don't worry he did the same

thing after the springfield game and

that's when he was in his prime let's

give out some presents to the father

that's awake yeah open mine first

yeah nothing keeps first happy Father's

Day dad oh thanks Kip what is this

hey Endangered Species Cologne

you know that's terrific you really

didn't have to do this deal happy

Father's Day dad oh thanks son Oliver

you've had something for your father and

I hope well what have we here

Thanks look a video game what is it

maybe an old movie like Viva Las Vegas

it's more like a Father's Day card but

you gotta have it TV to look at it well

let's see what we got here oh no dad the

whole world okay whatever you want son

come on let's start lunch oh boy

hi dad

hang on Olli it's all blurry ready set

go

hi dad it's me your son Oliver cleaver

and the reason I'm doing this because

you better right know what kind of a rat

your kid is only a real rat wouldn't

come up with a gift first down on

Father's Day I'm not like you didn't

have a chance or anything I'm not

lending me the money

I blew it on junk like ice cream

pretty dumb huh and then I did something

even dumber I listening Duffy Guthrie

she truly just with the drop so you'd

like it I didn't know what a rat I was

so I thought you staring at that picture

of you and Grandpa and that made me

think of you and how you always share

your fries with me at McDonald's that's

how you always call me champ even though

I hardly never won nothing and that

whole Saturday list but looking for a

four-leaf clover I really come home at

night I always pretend to fall asleep in

the car cuz nothing feels matches when

you carry me upstairs to put me in the

bed and dad

even though I did you can we still

be friends cuz I sure love you a lot

okay

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