01x18 - Carried Away

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there's an old saying that discretion is

the better part of valor but sometimes

the person is so intent on proving

himself and it becomes nearly impossible

to keep the feet on the ground

and that's what our story is about on

this episode of still a beaver

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Still the Beaver

- Oh Donnie faught - care of penthouse

international United Nations Plaza New

York New York dampened power Donna I'm

glad you've got the frisbee out setting

for your birthday I think it's really

neat you've got your hippo to catch it

in his teeth

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yeah it's all send you another one

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do they have anything in your country

called being grounded it's where you do

something so stupid your parents won't

let you out of the hut

so there are afraid you'll embarrass

them well if they don't have it don't

tell them about it and if they do don't

do anything right guys it all started

when my brother Kip and it's ride of a

friend pretty hatful we're doing a

project

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well in a matter of moments our hard

work will come to fruition I've written

down our phone numbers enter addresses

is there anything else that people who

find these weather balloons should know

yeah

tell him it's customary to send a

donation to help finance future research

here he wait a second let's paint a

gruesome face on it

with any luck it'll pass by a retirement

home you probably thought I was scared

of that beat I just thought you'd taken

some sudden interest in folk dances well

here goes

Weather Balloons

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I'm kidding

there's no pee

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keeping Freddie's weather balloons oh

yeah so just an air currents they also

make him something about numerical

forecasting of weather which uses

hydrodynamic equation to determine

future parameters I was trying to keep

it simple how's your speech coming from

his tars retirement ceremony I'm having

a little trouble I can't decide whether

I should lead off with the fact that she

taught typing for 43 years or that she

was wounded in World w*r two

maybe you should mention that she's had

the same Ford Falcon for the last 20

years see if I can work that in I guess

I got all bit odd you're forgetting

something

you're supposed to tell us where you're

going any time you leave the house all

right I'm going to do much for a while

but I thought you didn't like you I

don't but yeah that's my watch I'm TVs

little sister Oliver I think you can

find something better to do with your

time

probably not so I guess I'll just go

over to Debbie's didn't you just say you

were going to Hubert why would I be here

which if I can't let them Tina's little

sister

I didn't know always gonna happen I

Poison Ivy

wouldn't hit an ad goal deducted but the

first time I ever had in my whole entire

life I thought a mom they told y'all

that junkies in the Attic what I know we

did some dark dusty plays I still think

you should hire a professional painter

are you kidding no pirates you know how

much they want to paint one room more

than it costs to build it what just be

careful remember what happened when you

painted that birdhouse yeah I know it's

not it would take a knock over a ladder

well I dream on oh I want to see if

you're in a good mood why you better tip

yourself

don't touch my plants in our

neighborhood people well we got

something worse called poison ivy she

get to live but it ain't worth it

well I wouldn't eat if you hadn't gone

to Milligan's ravine I didn't go to

ravine they went to a 3d movie doing an

adventure story and he wrote on to a

fourth poison ivy biggie was still

realistic mm-hmm oh just Oliver what

happened well yeah your father the truth

even if it hurt especially well

you think Jesse and I sort of went on to

Milligan's ravine to look for arrowheads

Oliver that's dangerous

no it isn't Didion's looked a long time

ago didn't you see the sign that said

warning poison ivy but Oliver you know

better than to play in poison ivy you

didn't give it a single thought my first

weather balloon early with 20 feet well

at least my face doesn't look like a

pepperoni pizza yeah sure you have

better things to do than to call your

brother name not really one guy I think

the best thing to do is get you in bed

you're not going anyplace the next few

days

poison ivy can be contagious other

people can catch you just by touching

you you're not gonna leave this house

until the doctor says it's okay and

while you're up here you can think about

why you get talked into doing such

stupid thing I don't know if it's

because I don't wanna look like I'm

chicken oh no you'd rather look like a

pepperoni pizza

Ali sorry for calling you pizza parents

are everybody a winner boys you get some

rest sweetheart

keep your hands off your ration

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boyo Donnie talk about that grapes I was

stuck in the house three whole days you

don't know how lucky you don't have to

watch daytime TV I thought I'd go crazy

family good partners I learned how to

play chess and shovel real good the

doctor said I wasn't supposed to go out

for another day but sometimes a guy just

can't help himself but sometime your

medicine man when you to leave the

leeches on for three days and you didn't

you just don't pick up pizza I'll be

right back Freddie

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thanks sport your skin cleared up too

bad I wanted to play connected dots on

your face still quarantined huh no I

just can't leave the house or unamusing

groups well if you're so smart how come

you've got nothing better than blown up

balloon balloon

those are dumb things kids up at their

birthday party these are scientific

instruments if you had enough of things

you can send the guy to the moon I don't

care how many you had they couldn't even

get anybody off the ground yeah I'll bet

your buck they can you're on great I'm

gonna look some of these babies to a

chair and then I'll place my money I

told you couldn't risk anybody hey I

waited good 20 handsome pounds more than

you come on hop on your way well then

you owe me a dollar how come because you

and I both know these blues work you

wouldn't I think you have nothing to be

scared of my chair I dare you per game I

double dare you

chicken chicken you're a chicken alright

oh

see I thought it worked

keep your shirt on I got just I'm taking

you over to my house my dad's been

bugging me to clean up the rain gutters

come on down all right but you got no

sense of humor

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Air Hockey

so darling I was so scared fighting over

my house and a beach chair

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or something

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hey mister I apologize this intrusion

but our science project just taking a

nasty turn I need your help well

couldn't wait until I'm done here let's

thumbs on how many coach you're playing

to pay come on honey

bunch of balloons couldn't lift anybody

off the ground you want a bet a dollar I

try to talk them out of it overpowered

me what do you think you're doing up

there

you know that here right now no no

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Hey look don't worry I whatever you do

don't look down

ready go call somebody quick ten-four oh

and don't worry sir

statistically speaking flying as far

safer than driving thanks Freddy just

call somebody will ya come on let's

follow it in the car

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I was so nervous I swore if I ever got

down I never let nobody talk me into

doing enough never ever again if I live

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alright buddy this is a stick-up give me

your money grow up will ya d hey how'd

you know it's me it's the third time

this month you've done it yeah but the

first two times you gave me your wallet

gee 20 bucks buying a new suit beep

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after a while I started making a game to

keep myself from being so scared present

flavor to Captain Kirk the photon

torpedoes on target

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hey I didn't know you banked here I

don't my wife does yeah took me a while

but I finally found out where she hides

the garden xx a pupil over the arcade

play a little air hockey good game for

you you don't have to move around much

Thanks the lovely invitation yet but I'm

on my way to miss tars retirement

ceremony want to come now I'm not going

anywhere near that place

I still haven't taken my final

and will you look at that some snail

brain thinks he's supplying them it's

Oliver

I was right be popping my stuff inside

like an old lady

my hope

Oh Freddie

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you did

go away

that day in 1942 when this chart started

teaching her first typing class she made

a copy typhus out of six thousand four

hundred and twenty-eight students who

would otherwise have gone through life

and cutters and peppers we thank you

with a capital T Oh

Councilwoman clear that this is a great

honor

Brian all of my years of teaching I

never expected to see a boy

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get in my room and was fishing at the

pond I'm sorry I put tadpoles and Bobby

Darin sandwich and I'll never reach

either the milk carton again and I

promise I promise I promise anything

else you want me to promise

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right

helps on the way

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about time Eddie decide slower than I do

hey there's your up Christmas

decorations early this year

don't worry son we'll get you down

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for the fire truck

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I thank my principal my science students

and all the parents of all my children

and my mother and father who pay me the

fine education that could help me

Oliver

Toliver are you doing under there I

figured if I want to sleep when I woke

up I would have jumped on it go ahead

dad let her rip

I'm not gonna yell at you G no but we

are gonna have a long conversation about

how you keep playing people talk to you

into things that you know are wrong I

rather get yelled at well afraid you're

out of luck dad

I'm just opposed to do stupid things

when you're a kid so you don't do them

when you're grown up

sure stupid things like forgetting to

clean your room or maybe eating too much

candy before you go to bed or tying a

girl's ponytail to the back of her chair

hey hey that's a good one

try that someday but not stupid things

where you can get hurt you know you

really gave us quite a scare but daddy

double dared me however that's no excuse

I thought you might be hungry

oh thanks mom it's for Oliver all right

Oliver Oh Oliver

that I know I did wrong but there's just

a time that a guy's got to prove to

another guy that is not yellow you

remember what it's like don't you that

yeah I sure do

but I also remember something that my

father used to tell me when I got in

those kind of jams

used to say as you go through life

don't try to prove yourself try to

improve yourself Wow what's that well it

means if you work hard and always try to

be the best person that you can be that

other people will know it and they'll

never ask you to prove it I understand

that's good Oliver but

I'm afraid I'm still gonna have to

ground you for two weeks

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and Oliver when I say grounded I mean

one foot touching the earth at all times

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Hauser

well pump our darling

that's the whole story and I just want

to think about it real mature like it's

better to be grounded in your own home

then flying over some Russian m*ssile

base but real soon to come by - Kamala

Oliver Cleaver yes well I can fully

understand you're not receiving us with

fanfare that our business normally

warrants but I think what Frederick has

to say will ease the tension between our

clans

all right son spit it out Hauser I'm

sorry for what I did it was real

dangerous and I shouldn't have taken

advantage of your stupid dependence than

ever

well I get to accept your apology as

long as you promise never to do it again

well I can't promise but the odds are

astronomical against the same set of

circumstances ever arising it second

better take it son it's more than you

usually get from a hassle okay but I'm

not never gonna listen to you again no

matter how much I want to

you see some that wasn't so hard and

just to demonstrate my sincerity but you

don't have to pay the doll you bet me

son you mean to tell me you had a dollar

riding on this yes sir

haven't I taught you anything at all

when you have a sure thing you bet the

limit why

they're walking hurry in watching

waiting truck

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