01x22 - Violet Rutherford Returns

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being the social creatures we are most

of us would do just about anything to

find that one special person with whom

to spend our lives but often the strong

need for companionship can blind you to

what everyone else sees in that

so-called match made in heaven

and that's what our stories about at

this episode of still a beaver

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oh thanks girl how is it that in the

middle of a drought the newsboy delivers

as a wet paper that's cuz he lets his

dog carry it in his mouth

I really wish you hadn't told me that

ah nothing like a big Dundee paper oh

she said it they still liked it she was

from I got dibs on comics and I want the

business and the editorial section for

the front page I got it dad

well Kip I'm certainly happy to see that

you're finally taking an interest in the

problems of the world Oh dad see pretty

Haskell told me that there's a mistake

on the front page it makes a dirty word

I'll take that what head one head one

head the Travel section went around the

world cruise that leaves on Tuesday too

bad I got a dental appointment mr.

shadow Lake actually I wanted to talk

about that this family's been going

there every year since Harry Truman was

in the White House aren't you ready for

a change

No

Hey look the musical Grease is in town

you know how to take you boys just so

you'll see what life is like when I was

a kid

thanks and it was dead but I hate those

musicals where people start singing wait

I just want a sandwich

I understand tip and I'll go sorry dad I

already have tickets I'm taking Linh hey

shouldn't give me the money for a ticket

yet guess it's just you and me mom Oh

beaver I'd love to go but I already have

a date to go with ray oh I better not

find out you've got a date Oh Molly

Suliman has been giving me di in the

cloakroom lately come on Wally

just the person to go see grease with me

yeah that's exactly what Mary Ellen said

to me we're going on Thursday well I

guess I could pick up an extra ticket

hey that'd be great

hello who knows where you'd end up

sitting maybe I'll just go rent the

video cassette Phoebe you don't have to

stay home you could get a date mom are

we gonna start dad again I'm a single

father and I'm starting my own business

I just don't have time for a

relationship and why don't you go out on

a date first then worry about a

relationship and I know the perfect girl

mrs. wrapkin daughter hazel her mother

tells me she has a wonderful personality

mom his rap tunes a fruitcake

she has several wonderful personality my

own date for Greece thank you very much

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does this say my I think it says

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my goodness

Oh mr. beaver I've got a workman putting

a refrigerator in the office across the

hall is there anything you need

h* h* I'd like a refrigerator too fine

they're only about $700 Bobby wait a

minute I don't really need I've got this

thermos and you know it's a dandy it

keeps things real cold I've got one just

like it keeps things pretty hot I wonder

how they know which is which are so

funny it's always nice to see you

it is mm-hmm well you know I was well I

was kind of wondering here's your water

if the clear oh hi Bobby

Oh you know somebody gave me two tickets

to Seabreeze tonight you want to go sure

John I'll pick you up at 7:00 make it

six I'll fix you dinner all right now

what were you wondering oh well um next

month the the first falls on a Sunday do

you want to rent on Friday or Monday it

doesn't matter I'm easy

bye

hey beep hey beat timeout found

upside-down little buddy I got just the

thing to cheer you up they finally found

your car yeah but I've got tickets to

Greece forget it

I hate those musicals where people start

singing when they just want a sandwich

that's too bad

because my sister's gonna be real

disappointed violet

she'd like to go out with me

damn I guess should be a refreshing

change after dating all those New York

hotshots

well don't be such a wiseguy clearance

you know we always liked each other

eyelet Rutherford I haven't been out

with her since the prom boy that was

really some night fever' is going out

with violet Rutherford what she did to

him at the prom but I always thought

they liked each other

oh yeah 10 minutes after she got there

she dumped him for some guy with

bleached blond hair who drove a woody so

that's why beaver came home early and

broke all his Beach Boys records gee

think you'd have learned his lesson

know where Bala was concerned he always

did have a blind spot why don't people

change not the Rutherfords she always

took advantage of him

you know when they used to go ice

skating she would make him go out on the

pond and jump up and down first but you

may not need a perfect match for Beaver

but it'll be good for him to go out on a

date wouldn't k*ll him to do a little

ice skating either

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by going thank OVA are your mom and dad

ready yet no mom can't find a pair of

stockings that don't have run to them

she can't get dad to shave because he's

still watching the football game well

they better hurry boy show a nice uncle

fever no good - well thank you very much

you must really like JJ I should go room

no I'm like that well I must admit we've

always had a certain fondness for one

another did you really give you a black

guy when you were little

oh it's just an accident see my I kind

of got in the way of her fist you see

this spot on my tie don't be so nervous

Uncle Dean works people are a lot like

dogs they can tell when someone's afraid

LM ready

oh hi beaver okay honey let's get you

next door you smell nice thank you

good luck uncle beaver and don't forget

what I told you about the dog we're

gonna have a great time tonight right

Wally

no panic fumble on the two yard line

hey nice coulombís thanks Wally yeah

they're down by 40 I figure why t*rture

myself

I'll get it everybody followed Leticia

in the car you ready oh I'll get my

purse all right how do I look Clarence

too late to do anything about it now

look fine Hedy I couldn't wait o-5 it Oh

Eddie

pilot you remember Mary Ellen don't you

Oh

gyro is the cutest couple in school bird

honk we don't leave right now she's

gonna drive away just like she did after

our wedding you really have a lovely

place here oh thank you it just proves

that if you have a little imagination

you don't need a lot of money I bet your

cologne teddy

yes it's endangered species I guess we

can drive with the windows open

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and where have you been young man yeah

we have school tomorrow do you expect us

to wait up to all hours of the night I

guess I lost track of the time well you

could have called you know terrific

great way good yeah see you tomorrow

good night boys beaver I didn't hear you

come in got my own key now mom

oh well don't mind me I was just making

some tea oh well then I guess you don't

want to report let's not jump to

conclusions

well you'll be happy and surprised to

know I had a very good time I'm not

surprised at all does that mean that

you'll look be seeing her again yes mom

as a matter of fact violets taking me

shopping for clothes tomorrow she says I

need more earth tones

she's really something mine

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you were right

I'm worried about the beaver

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so I'm sorry mr. Baker but I'm gonna

have to cancel your appointment this

morning

emergency surgery whoops

here comes the anesthesiologist now wish

me luck hi Clarence any calls

yeah Indiana Jones he wants a suit back

you know your sister picked this out she

has a wonderful eye for fashion

you should take some of her advice no I

can't

you're already taking violet what a

lovely surprise

well we've been going out for three

weeks I thought it was time I saw the

inside of this place just as I thought

what are you doing hon measuring from

your draperies of course how do you

draperies it

hello it's hardly my decision it is your

office you make the choice

executive strike or dusty rose

you know Clarence uh we're a young

company and image is very important I

think new draperies would be great you

have such a level head on your shoulders

teddy

I don't see why we need new draperies Oh

would you be kind enough to get me some

coffee oh not fresh huh would it be too

much trouble

ah never mind oh no it's no trouble oh I

have to put these in the mail anyway

well you sure got the beaver hoppin yeah

boy you know I thought I'd miss all the

excitement of New York but Mayfield does

have its advantages lucky I decided to

move back yes it sure was lucky that

your old boyfriend dumped you and then

fired you from your job my boyfriend

although well you don't seem to mind

having your boyfriend work for you Oh

Teddy just likes to do little things for

me so sweet besides he needs me did you

see the way he used to dress yeah he

looked fine now he looks like a you're a

dresser beaver is my partner and my

friend and I am NOT gonna stand here and

watch you boss him around what are you

gonna do about it lumpy go play golf

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thank you for sleep yeah he's too old to

be baking I hate to wake them this is

pretty important I know I'll go home and

call here and let it ring until he picks

it up won't work I unplugged the phone

I'll go outside and ring the door we

don't wait you don't worry as people get

older they require less sleep so what's

the big emergency guys well we don't

mean to be disrespectful or anything but

it's a better dad and violet Rutherford

see it's really getting serious he's

bringing her over for dinner tonight

oh that is serious hey guys your dad's

old enough to make his own choices after

all he doesn't tell you who to be

friends with you do you all know me

players in the show amateur barber get

rid of my split ends got a helpless

uncle Wally and fast she's really

getting her hooks in the dead the next

thing you know she'll be Horning in on

her trip to shadow link now wait a

second fellas this is your dad's

business and you have no right

interfering the only advice I can give

you is to be on your very best behavior

tonight Kelly if you need me I'll be on

the hammock

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for best behavior time I don't think

we've cracked up or something

he would one me come on let's hurry up

and get ready before mr. Rutherford

arrives

you look divine Teddy your servant Bob

look who's here hi mrs. cleaver you look

exactly the same as when I last saw you

all of that sweet it's obvious you're

not a sl*ve to fashion advertiser Oh No

thank you uh Teddy and I are trying to

avoid heavily salted foods oh yeah mama

salts one of the leading causes of high

blood pressure I know another one my

boys joining us we sure are

miss Rutherford I'm so sorry we weren't

here to greet you miss Redford what a

lovely outfit uh didn't I fit in Vogue

magazine

hi Kenny what lovely manners your boys

have after all quite the change from the

restaurant the other day when they had

straws in their noses uh please excuse

that lapse too much sugar in our diet

brings out the worst in us appetizers

boys no thanks grandma we're trying to

watch our salt intake

I really don't use that much salt

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just love what you did with the lamb

last year when I went by water rafting

in Alaska I had something like it out of

a can

Alaska you've been to Alaska

my certain place I believe travel

broadens the mind

oh me too that's why we're going to

shadow Lake to fatten our brain we used

to go there oh it's great boating

fishing it's bog you know Teddy you

really should be using the boys vacation

time for a more educational experience

but we always put a shadow lake it's

kind of a family tradition

you could skipper here it wouldn't make

any difference to the frogs I know what

trip the boys would love a tour of

southern authors homes southern authors

homes just like Faulkner Fitzgerald

Tennessee Williams Oh dad can we

I've never been to Tennessee before it

sounds great to me that that does seem

like an interesting choice but I think

the boys have their heart set on shadow

lake we're not going to any authors

homes we're going to shadow Lake Teddy

the boys and I agree you'll see it'll be

wonderful you know I understand that

they have just completely restored

William Faulkner's mother's sewing room

Oh

violet may I speak to you alone now

teddy

I know what you're thinking it's gonna

cost more money just think how much fun

the boys will have bragging about this

trip to their friends don't worry boys

father just needs a little persuading

I'm glad we're alone wait

the way your mother cooks huh she must

have stuck in a salt mine violet come

out here to discuss my mother's cooking

let's get one thing straight well I take

my family on our vacation should be my

decision I agree dependent time goes by

you can make all the decisions when I

feel I can trust you don't get

aggressive what men violet us Berger I'm

sick of you telling me where I can go

what I should eat what I should wear

tonic you're great I've never had me

wear those shoes with that outfit why

did you ever go out with me I didn't

measure up to your standards a good

question but I think so much potential

in you

I mean if you don't appreciate my

helpful suggestions why do you go out

with me well

I guess it's because they're so

convenient well I mean I wanted a date I

was a little shy in that department all

of a sudden you move back in I had a

built-in relationship but I am

convenient a built-in relationship

nothing more than a Friday night TV

dinner don't get huffy oh I know why you

came back you've been using me as much

as I've been using you more you know

after you moved away I often wondered

what it'd be like to see again how he'd

feel about one another

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it was nice

for a while

yes it was

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thank your mother for dinner hello

my daddy

it's too bad we're just not cut out for

one another

I should've learned my lesson at the

prom

we go to the prom

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violet remembered a previous engagement

hopefully it's not opening a Charm

School one can't wait sere again she

won't be back I guess you guys are

trying to prove a point huh Oh

little things like your sudden interest

in the literature of the South I hope

you're not too upset about how things

turned out actually a lot of good came

out of this I got my feet back in the

dating pool and violet did help me with

one other thing - what's that dad I have

a much better wardrobe now

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