02x22 - A Night in Mayfield

[bunniefuu]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

when you got the Box oliver's nothing

mama

well if it's nothing do you mind if I

have a look well sure you can take a

look but you won't see anything cuz I'm

the only one that can see how your

friend al is back

[Music]

I'm all ready to go to JJ's well this

would be a good time to paint your

bedroom since everything you own must be

in that suitcase now remember how to be

plights brush your teeth and see if you

can find those earrings I let mrs.

rather for less Christmas I'll try but

mrs. Riley forgot real now and she

caught me looking for that scarf you

launder we're gonna have such a boss

time my dad's giving us five bucks to

stay in the basement all night where's

your groundhog gonna sleep

don't worry about her she's still away

climbing Mount Ranier wow this is really

heavy oh I brought a bunch of stuff in

case you play rock and roll wives again

have a good time tonight honey okay mom

Oh mrs. cleaver my mom wanted to know

she could borrow your green sweater she

borrowed it a year ago finally a little

peace and quiet what do you say we sell

the baby sorry mom I forgot my key again

how would you date okay I guess well if

that's lipstick on your collar

must've been more than okay no it's

blood I tried to grab a quick shave in

the car home yet sorry you beat him home

again is all he still up yes but I think

something's bothering him he came home

with Al this evening

Oh who the imaginary friend he had after

his mother left remember

oh no not dad L I don't believe it what

happened who knows we're just going to

have to be patient till we find out

what's bothering him yeah I guess you're

right mom

but I sure hope Al's easier to get rid

of this time I can't afford to take

everybody to Disneyworld this year

[Music]

everything all right champ

yeah anything bothering you no have you

been watching divorce court again no dad

is something bothering you what's wrong

with him mere words cannot describe the

utter humiliation your son has suffered

at the hands of Vicki Marshall come on

it can't be that bad

trust me he's not looking for a quarter

from the Tooth Fairy under there all

right yeah what happened hmm it's just

too painful for the young lad to relive

but I'd be more than happy to fill you

in Freddy it's getting late don't you

have to be heading home uh time for

those traditional cleaver pearls of

wisdom

you know us only too well that idea now

go home and Kip don't worry if you never

get another date again just think of the

positive effect it'll have on your grade

point average out

all right Jeff you want to tell me what

happened

Oh Vicki wanted to do is dance dance

dance or you were at a dance yeah but

all my friends were there dad and we

were talking about the big game tomorrow

well did you dance with her at all sure

the last dance right halfway through it

she dumps a punch bowl over my head just

cuz I made one little joke well what'd

you say master she was dancing or trying

to put out a forest fire sounds funny

I mean she started screaming I wasn't

romantic

I mean how many times can you tell a

girl that she smells good he was usually

enough of your mother there's nothing

you can do about it tonight but I'm sure

in a few days you'll be kissing her

again in the balcony all he told you I'm

gonna squeeze that kids brains out like

toothpaste hold it Kevin I want you to

ease up on your brother Al's back all

right

Disney World I want you to be nice to

him until we find out why he's upset

okay thanks

hi Ally pal you can have my old

skateboard if you want you don't have to

be nice to me Kip how's not really bad

oh and you can't have a male skateboard

baby rabbit but you better take that

thing back Olli I mean these mothers

gonna be out looking for them I don't

think the little guy has a mother

anymore my dad finds out he's gonna set

him free

and then you're gonna have to sit

through that whole rabies lecture again

that's never even gonna find out he's

here oh yeah that's what you said about

the dead bat

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

let me relax no when the phone rings

displayed it means there's been an

accident or someone said hello Kelly

Kelly what's wrong I wanna come home no

JJ and I aren't fighting her parents are

honey let me talk to mr. Rutherford

she's getting him you were snoring again

for 15 years yeah Kelly mr. Rutherford

can't come to the phone mrs. Rutherford

locked him in the wine cellar

[Music]

come on hi girls all right girls it's

late come on let's get on up to bed JJ

don't worry your parents will be fine oh

I know this happens every time my mom

can't fit into her clothes come on no

luck on the earrings but I did find your

curling iron

how was it over there hmm terrible I've

never seen so many broken wine bottle

since the Poseidon Adventure that's the

ten rats

oh well then asleep on your stomach will

ya genuine rabbit's food it's daddy

something mr. Marshall hi it's Kip

Cleaver do I know what time it is

well I know it's after midnight sir but

it's breakfast time here in Belgium yeah

more waffles please I please speak to

Vicky Thanks it's easy just put it in

your mouth and go like this hang on

Vicky hi it's Kip no one not in Belgium

oh come on Vicky that was just a little

joke now wasn't you thrilled about the

punch bowl over my head but I forgave

you now come on Vicky what do you mean

I'm not romantic I carved your initials

in my back didn't I hello hello

girls Kip something's wrong you won't

eat nothing or drink either

hey she doesn't look like he's breathing

- well I better get dad no way I'll put

him in the garage with his exercise bike

and we'll never see him again

I'm tellin ya already dad's your best

bet but I'm not gonna be the one to wake

him up you already have

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Music]

come on come on don't cry for your real

good okay okay

daddy's guy what's gonna make you feel

better Wow daddy's gonna fix you up real

good

hey daddy bogies

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Music]

are you doing to him

[Music]

hey he's drinking he really likes that

formula yeah you sure know a lot more

about rabbits than you did about the

Louisiana Purchase

I had a rabbit a lot longer than I

studied the 18th century

thank you what happened to your rabbit

dad unfortunately that was the same year

eddie haskill got his German Shepherd

good confidence-builder dad what did the

doctor say well he says it sounds like

an ear infection again and all we have

to do is give him some of this stuff

we're out of oh great it's all taken

care of it

he's already phone-in a prescription to

the all-night pharmacy in Bellport oh

honey that's such a long drive well then

you'd better get going

[Music]

lettuce

[Music]

yeah good evening Wallace handsome robe

you're wearing what are you doing up at

this hour

trying to figure out what you're doing

in my house I'm just having a sandwich

hmm you know you're out of those little

pickled gherkins you had last week yeah

I get a key to your house I got a key to

everybody's house notice neighborhood

watch is not without its perks

you know that's supposed to be for

emergencies Sam when I'm hungry it's an

emergency

you know lumpy and Leticia are at it

again maybe I shouldn't have mentioned

that spare tire she's sporting look

kitty I've had a rough night why don't

you just leave what nerve I risk my life

protecting your upscale yuppie

neighborhood and this is the thanks I

get

I don't have time to discuss this

rationally with you anymore

right now I got to get down to Bellport

and pick up some medicine for Kevin why

don't you just lock up when you leave

huh oh and save us some milk for the

morning hey wake up Walt I'll come with

you

it'd be like the old days a boys night

out hey I'm only going to the drugstore

sure that's what I don't do it

[Music]

boy this place sure brings back memories

I remember when it used to be a liquor

store

I had a bum buy me my first six back

here I remember it threw up in my car

yeah I really loved high school hi I'm

not here for prescription cleavers the

name dr. tocar called it in

hey leo wake up cleavers here so uh how

long you think this okay

your guess is as good as mine it took

him 12 years to get his license hey

smilee put down a Shakespeare and give

me 20 lottery tickets make sure they're

all winners gee you meet the nicest

people when you work the late shift you

finished high school you wouldn't be

working in this hole but then we never

would have met it'll be 950 for baby

medicine do you like the baby sh**t

forgot my wallet um Eddie

you owe me 10 bucks we yeah and I'm all

tapped out but after I finished scraping

these babies I'll own this place

I give you the medicine for half price

[Music]

I don't believe it they're all losers

takes one to know one

I wasn't talking to you cheese-face why

didn't you just burn the money Yeti it

would have been quicker Hey look flan

now I've got a sick baby at home I'm

sure that both parties can reach a

reasonable accommodation sure you go

home and get your money and I'll be here

when you get back I leave all the way a

main field then you better get going

look now I got a sick baby at home that

needs this stuff and I'm not leaving

without it

let me handle this

I got a way with people did you guys

just a little I still how's he feeling

in my hands now you can't do this to me

I'm a taxpayer this guy here he's a

big-shot lawyer and he's gonna have all

your badges Betty

a**l if we can keep this out of the

paper can we

right

[Music]

anybody got a clean I'd like five

wallet-sized and an eight-by-ten a

[Music]

little oily clothing can be done I was

sure it was an ear infection so was the

doctor I know we all make mistakes who

be very well I'm sorry to drag you out

of bed but I was just so upset when

Wally called from the big house let's

just be glad that drug store clerk

didn't press charges against you

boy I can't believe how embarrassing it

is having to share a cell with somebody

you're gonna defend next week

don't you think they're gonna hold at

Ypres psychiatric evaluation with any

luck weeks dad where have you been your

uncle Wally's car broke down his car

broke down and he went to jail rough

night never mind

what are you doing it I couldn't sleep

you want some honey coated sug ease you

know I can remember when they called

these sugar-coated chickies you're still

upset about Vicky Sarda yeah you want my

advice

sure dumper she's not worth the

aggravation see that she's a terrific

girl I'm crazy about her

have you told her that no well why don't

you you know sometimes a little romance

goes a long way

good morning mom

good morning how's Kevin leaping like a

baby I can remember when those will call

maple-flavored Judy's good morning

Oliver

how come Europe well I've been playing

with the bunny you know he's doing so

good

I'll bet we'll be able to let him go

real soon al indeed wait a second I mean

after all the trouble you went through

you're just you're just gonna let him go

oh well I'm gonna miss him a lot but I'm

hoping dad'll get me that leopard when

we get a bigger yard I got the fries can

have it no this one's mine

how you feelin lucky

[Music]

this is it

come on you ready Freddie yeah but I

hope for your sake this doesn't lead to

a civil complaint

[Music]

I don't know if it's cloudy or bright

because I only have a

Oh

[Music]

maybe haha

but I can't see a thing in the sky

because I only have eyes for you

[Music]

[Music]

oh you

[Music]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

the New Jersey Nets take on the

Milwaukee Bucks on special edition NBA

then at 11:05 Eastern find out how the

average Soviet citizen really feels

about 289 the threat stay tuned for more

original comedy on down-to-earth

next on the superstation

[Music]