02x04 - A Farewell to Freddie

[bunniefuu]

sometimes it's hard to believe that my

boys have children of their own

Wally's a successful attorney and he

lives just next door with his wife Mary

Ellen's and their daughter Kelly and

another one on the way

after the Beavers marriage broke up he

moved back home with his son chip and

Oliver so we're all together again

helping a new generation face the trials

and adventures of growing up and that's

what our series has always been about

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waiting now you just remember tipsy

charge do whatever he says dad the last

time he was in charge he made us walk

like chicken pick up stuff with our

teeth this guy just loves America in a

year he's gonna dump her like her other

husband Tony Nicaragua Pakistan

Mozambique do you expect her to me and

those shoes where did you get those

little shoes right we get the point

come on let's go good oh no I broke a

nail

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what's wrong sir

I'm very weak I just gave a fight of

blood Eddie you gave them my blood hey

you think that was easy for me to watch

everything when you give blood you

should drink a lot of fruit juice hey

that's a good idea Gert get something

for yourself too so did you figure a way

to paddle widow Jensen's bill I've been

fairly busy mom asked me to fix her

sewing machine hey I'm getting sick and

tired of these stupid excuses for you

not to do your simple little chores I

finally had to hire a bunch of

transients to repave the driveway mommy

I'm sorry it's not good enough buddy

you're already on thin ice now listen I

got a hot tip a ninety to one shot I

want you to put a hundred bucks on

Grandma Moses in the fifth but you

promised mom in my life you wouldn't bet

any more hey you're still here aren't

you

come on Kelly right down the pike watch

out here comes my super duper knuckle

curve fastball okay but if you hit me

again

I'm telling my dad come on Kelly pitch

it in boy Olli are you lucky you almost

busted up at Marianas car window it's

not my father bumps what my nose

see forget it give me the bat you're not

bad

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11:50 1180 12 bucks hmm a shattered

window a baseball bat broken piggy banks

and three stupid kids let's see if we

can piece this together knock it off

Freddie we got enough problems

just calm over window there's why youth

oh we did and they said to be right over

as soon as we get any more bucks my

mama's gonna k*ll us

yeah my dad almost k*lled me when all I

did was take the last peach we're never

gonna come up with $80 before they get

home

sure uh pretty cleaver I'll give you the

$80 where'd you get that this is my old

man he told me to place a bet on a nag

that couldn't win in a one-horse race

he'll never miss it how can I ever thank

you I'll let you know if I ever need an

organ transplant

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Grandma Moses paid off

90210 my Moses one let's celebrate

steak dinners for everyone and tonight

I'm gonna pay for the salad bar to the

sea can you through maybe you promised

me you weren't going to gamble it's not

gambling when you win I'm richer richer

me sir are you familiar with the same to

err is human to forgive is divine no

okay you're gonna pick up my $9,000 on

the way to the restaurant now my bookies

there a bad neighborhood

so I'll leave the motor around while

you're going in you know only a man

gifted with your sense of irony could

appreciate the humor and what I'm about

to tell you I feel obliged to inform you

that earlier today those impish cleaver

children found themselves in a financial

bind man knowing Grandma Moses spotty

history as I do

I felt secure and giving them your money

instead of placing the bet $9,000

forgive you know why don't this is the

last straw this is the last time he's

gonna let me down sir I can explain let

me explain this is you and this is me

and between us is a valley of

misunderstanding wow this is gonna be me

and this is gonna be you with your

brother and military school

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nice big new family and didn't have

Martha look well Wow she thought she was

at a baseball game she kept yelling beer

here I'm ashamed that the groom flew his

family all the way from Taiwan for

nothing

yeah it's immigration the only burst in

a few seconds later cousin Phillips

would have been mrs. Wang Qiang

everybody at Maryellen this candy is for

you oh how nice I love candy good then

maybe you won't be so angry when you

find out we broke your car window yeah

you see pretty high school gave us $80

from the guy for mobile window fixes

it's good isn't it along I don't know if

I want to ask where did Freddie get $80

let's not ask let's just be happy

everything worked out

not quite you see Freddie gave us the

dad's money so to punish him his father

sent him to military school just for

that remember he sent Freddie's brother

in the military school just for spilling

grape juice on a white carpet you've

gotta do something it's just not fair

yeah even for a creep like Freddie no

okay okay you know how Eddie over reacts

but don't worry I know how to handle him

he always listens to me

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oh sorry Freddie but I tried

Reverend Jesse Jackson couldn't have

done a better job I'm gonna miss you

Freddie

take care oh I'm sorry honey but don't

give up hope you know your father is

I'll talk to him take care of yourself

okay and March 9th where is Eddie anyhow

wait in the truck listen to the radio he

wants to hear clue 15 and the chainsaw

giveaway I can't believe it

just last week is through a fetal pig

Adam these girls can't bear the sight of

me going off to the service

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thanks for coming just give me my five

bucks I don't suppose there's any chance

you're right

don't be silly although for 15 bucks off

any Sun my hair I guess it's time for me

to go don't worry honey I packed your

rubber sheet hey man don't worry I'll

feed your snake good feet of my father's

butterfly collection Oh God

thanks man be cool

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we are

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excuse me

okay this'll teach you to watch we're

going boys no we're just breaking in a

new kid what fire

reel them in and let's get a look at

this sucker it is your dinosaur brain

this is my brother oh you're really here

how could dad do this to me he always

said no one trims his toenails like I do

dad's a sick man but he's blood you

gotta love it

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root beer float steal your poison my

compliments b*mber you've got quite a

setup here this place is paradise

nothing but Donna Mars kids waiting to

be taken advantage of so how's my

journal oh you haven't heard

just kidding I got a level with you I

don't want to be here not there all I

did was how about the cleaver the

cleaver

Freddie in battle never stopped to pick

up the dead but I want to be back in

Mayfield I want to go to my high school

and that close to finishing drilling a

peephole into the girls locker room

forget that rinky-dink town one little

air strike and it's history

tell you what tomorrow a few g-great

what's on your shirt

got you Oh b*mber vendor sings back from

glad I gotta go see this kid he just got

his allowing

oh good a new cadet okay tone slime iron

those first of all helmet head epaulets

are out in seconds the name isn't toad

Swan its Haskell as in bombers bigger

better-looking brother you got to to

pass so from now on you're taking orders

from me you downstairs two minutes full

pack no canteen okay so maybe I did a

little take my influence here

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dad will you do me a big favor of course

we did talk to mr. Haskell please no way

come on dad yeah went over to feed

Freddie Stig mr. Haskell is really

miserable good pretty good more

miserable can't you do something

Kip sorry but we have to go to a wedding

cousin Phyllis again besides we tried

remember then try harder well I missed a

little fella you boys you never tell me

what a lovely dress I'm wearing now both

of you come on you just get over there

right now

I don't know I have to go is your dumb

friend honey will you quit going through

my magazines and erasing the models eyes

hey Kurt

I've been thinking maybe we should have

a kid we have to remember you keep

sending them away just admit it you miss

Freddie get off your soapbox Gertrude

sending that kid away was the smartest

thing I ever did next to sending your

mother that phony change of address card

hey whatever it is I don't want to hear

it fine Kurt wait get my nail clippers I

can barely walk

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[Laughter]

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golly gee it's Wally and the beaver hey

I never noticed this before but four

brothers you guys look nothing alike

let's go Wally Eddie we have to talk to

you about Freddie something wrong with

him yeah he wants to come home yeah well

I wasn't good to learn Swedish massage

but we don't always get what we want

look Eddie we don't have much time so

I'm gonna make this real fast why don't

you just swallow your stupid pride admit

that you're unhappy and let Freddie come

home I'll let him come home when rocks

give milk the kid needs to learn

discipline and if I failed perhaps those

fascists that Vicksburg can give him a

shot of stern moral fiber and if he can

learn it without getting a toe shot off

well it better look Eddie will you

listen to me we we only have our kids

for a little while and we've got to make

it count

you know sometimes I go up to Kelly's

room and I just watch her sleep when I

see her lying there I'm always surprised

to see how much she's grown but one day

she's not gonna be there anymore and

neither will Freddie but he could be

here now come on Eddie you love that boy

don't waste the precious time you've got

left and what is this a Kodak commercial

I don't know if yet

I think so

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hey is this the way to the pool dad

how's it going Sam fine sir and to what

do I owe the pleasure of your company

sir your mom thought you'd like the new

issue of reptile world what how's it

going I couldn't be happier sir

just this morning I attended a

fascinating lecture on how to attack a

bunker with minimal loss of life so you

having a good time huh

great well I guess I better get going

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I suppose one of these weekends you'd be

coming home for a visit huh sure no I

can't

he began a path for another five months

and then only if I'm not taking prisoner

during more games one I've been thinking

you know your mom misses you a lot why

or something after that little

misunderstanding with my secretary

maybe you should come home come home for

good you know hmm

the house doesn't seem the same without

you and there's only your mother to yell

at pretty soon you'd be going away to

college if you can afford it we won't

have any more time together

you mean you miss me

sure do

I don't want to watch you sleep excuse

me sir yeah well sometimes I get so

hot-headed that I make the wrong

decisions then I get so stubborn then

what do you say you want to come home

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dad is that you bummer

that you sorry sir I didn't recognize

you without your mustache shave that off

a couple of years ago guess what yes

taking me home I'll tell you what you

caught me in a generous mood today is

amnesty day b*mber you can come home to

would be a real family again well I'd

love to sir but I'm so busy here's my

charity work in every group putting on

games at sea at the Veterans Hospital

you got a great scam going huh well sir

I had a great teacher

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carry on

cadet Haskell hey I'll tell you what how

about if I take my two boys out for a

steak dinner

I misplaced my wallet I want to break in

this new American Express card

since when are you Tony Moscatelli

I finished my on the lawn

nothing is spelling out your name ring

along with rocks okay I guess that's it

just working off the $80 we oh geez $80

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