02x27 - Yesterday's Gone

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should we get started here well it's

only one week until our big night our

20th high school reunion we have a lot

to do tonight so let's get started with

our committee reports first let's hear

from our entertainment chairman Joey

I've got great news

you're not coming I did it

reunited for one night only in their

first appearance since our plum I give

you the boss sounds of the hi fighter

nice job tui and the best thing is I got

him for the same money so what do you

want a medal or a chest the Pentagon sit

down

next let's hear from the Julie Foster

Thank You mr. chairman

call me Wally well as I'm sure you all

know by now we've decided upon a buffet

serving as opposed to a sit-down dinner

this way people will be able to mix and

mingle rather than getting stuck sitting

next to some dreadful person Julie yeah

thank you very much anytime Wallace

all right let's hear from the Finance

Committee you can't wait to get out of

school but then 20 years later I guess

it's kind of like when I go to Aunt

Martha's Julie at first I hate it but

then she gives me money and I can't wait

to go back daddy Pulido

you remember Danny and I used to live

next door to each other

dan Kelly's house burned down father

always used to compare you to him he

used to beat you at everything

grades sports women hey remember that

time that your dad got a couple of

tickets to the World Series and he took

Danny instead of you did I hear you

mention Danny Polly no he's coming to

the reunion oh great

you know these high school golden boys

are the first ones to wash out in the

real world

I'd like to see that jerk topped me now

he's president of the Americans

Corporation a 200 million dollar a year

transportation company who asked you hey

looks like he topped you again big deal

do you think that bothers me

show him

Hey look what I found

talk about a blast from the past that

picture was taken of us on graduation

day amazing I can't believe this was 20

years ago

boy Wally you sure got old

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favor quick give me some money thief are

losing

sure how much Junaid 25 $25 why can't

you go to Nick the barber like I have

since I was a kid the guys losing it dad

the last time I was there he kept

drinking that blue stuff you put the

combs in that's beside the point I'm not

paying $25 for a haircut do you know for

that kind of money I could send away for

a home haircut kid no wait you're not

gonna butcher my head with those things

thanks a lot beaver and I was gonna

bring you back one of those switchblade

combs oh and dad before you decide to do

this let me remind you of three little

words home shoe repair bye huh

hey no mom could run that fast Wally let

me ask you something how much do you pay

for a haircut thirty bucks plus tips

thirty bucks

you think for that kind of money they

can do something about all that gray air

so much yeah you do come on

everybody's got gray hair I don't I'm

sure you do no I don't yeah you do come

here I'll show you what are you doing

gray hair

see that's not gray hair that's poster

paint

I was helping Oliver there's art project

oh sorry

what's wrong with you anyway

oh yeah the reunion hey I wouldn't worry

about the gray hair you know I'll bet

they'll even be some guys there that are

bald

you know Beave time goes by so fast do

you realize that Johnny Unitas retired

15 years ago

I always thought why a tittle was a

better quarterback and he was bald

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I like that one Mary Ellen you know I

try to stay out of my boys lives because

it's none of my business but I'm worried

about Wally oh so am i maybe you could

knock him out of the doldrums by doing

something spontaneous you know I like

that dress for the reunion and this one

when you surprised you'd be taking for

lunch today you're right I'll do it you

are one of the smartest human beings of

all time you don't have to butter me up

I'll take care of Kevin look lumpy we

can't push back the reunion just because

your wife can't fit into a dress yet hey

why don't you take your mother all right

all right

tuck you later you Wallace Julie what

are you doing here well I just can't

decide on what to serve at the Reunion

and if your taste buds there has

developed as the rest of you this will

be the party of the year listen I really

don't think that do you want me to feed

you

oh no thanks you wouldn't like it I'm a

very sloppy eater

Oh what you excite me when you're funny

go ahead taste it mmm very good but they

all look like chicken oh it is I like

chicken

this chicken italiano chicken marsala

and chicken tarragon what's wrong with a

little variety mmm that's right what is

wrong with a little variety

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Julie I got all kinds of people to suit

and look at all this paperwork mountains

upon remember that night at the quarry

that was a long time ago you're not

gonna tell me you've never thought about

it once when I was building my rock

garden we can make it happen again the

quarry is gone we'll dig another Julie

listen you are a very attractive woman

and I'm a very attractive man but I'm a

happily married man Mary Ellen's not

your type we have two children

accidents happen Julie will you knock it

off

listen you must know me well enough to

realize that I would never do anything

to hurt my wife and family

you're right Wallace I feel like such a

poopoo right now so ashamed of the way

I've been acting

Julie come on no I get a little carried

away sometimes

now listen a long long time ago you and

I liked each other but that was as far

as it was meant to go says who

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gorilla I was just tasting chicken most

people use a fork

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come on Oliver be a man take off the

mask and I'll give you a haircut Oh dad

it's a nice day out

she doesn't know playing Oliver I'm not

asking you I'm telling you take it off

Oliver please have mercy

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yeah thanks dad but

longhairs back in you know peace love

you can dig it right no mom why don't

you just pay for their haircuts yeah

maybe you're right what am I gonna do

with the home Barbara kiss send it back

and get a cheery refund but then I won't

be able to keep the Ginsu knives hi babe

how's it going down one of the uh let's

not talk about it okay sure you know uh

you look like you could use a haircut

peeve I saw what you did to the hedges

no no no I mean it's getting really

shaggy back here in the back oh really

is it yeah don't worry I'll fix you

right up

Maryellen thinks I'm going through a

midlife crisis well you have been

walking by the mirror without admiring

yourself Hey look just because I've been

a little depressed lately doesn't mean

I'm having a midlife crisis

it doesn't good old Wally the Rock of

Gibraltar deserve the right to wallow in

little self-pity

well sure you can look upon your 20th

reunion as a time for feeling old

getting grey not being able to get up

for those rebounds anymore

says who but there's another way to look

at it yeah what's that well you can look

at all the things you've accomplished

you're respected successful you have a

wonderful family and best of all you

have an incredible brother

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Thanks beef

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we're gonna wear that another dress no I

didn't get much use out of this one when

I stopped by your office the other day

has anybody seen my cufflinks they're in

the Box on the dresser like they always

are you know forgetting where you put

things as a sign of getting old oh

that's cute and I suppose the clock has

stopped for you are you guys still

having a fight yeah yeah no yes Kelly

honey why don't you run downstairs and

watch Miss Hubley feed Kevin dad you

don't have to make excuses I'm old

enough that if you want me to leave you

can tell me to just get lost

you're a wonderful daughter now beat it

all right now let's get this stupid

argument over with once and for all do

you really want to yes do you think that

anything more was gonna happen and what

you saw Julie Foster has been trying to

steal you away from me since high school

we were best friends until I told

everybody she had a nose job and she's

hated me ever since she had a nose job

that's right you don't kiss with your

eyes open do you sweetie pie tonight's a

special night let's call a truce why oh

come on honey remember how we danced all

night at the prom

we wish the slow numbers would never end

never want to let go of each other

remember how could I forget

that was exactly two months after you

took Julie Foster to the quarry

everybody knows

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this is the night I finally put Danny

Pollino away I look great the rental car

looks great & gert you make me glad I'm

a man

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Oh Eddie I can't go in there like this

when you walk in there all the guys in

the place are gonna be wiping their

chins now don't be shy

swinging that caboose

alright alright seems you

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No

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trying

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great food huh who in heaven's name

picked chicken tarragon and why is it

there more of it

ah but the evening to your cleavers you

seem that big shot Danny Polly no around

hey where's Gert here she look this

great when I first met her she wouldn't

have had to beg me so hard to marry her

no time for idle chitchat

time to destroy Tim

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poly cleaver

I haven't seen you since that night at

the chlorine good to see you it's been

so long hey I hear you're a lawyer now

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what are you doing but covering up that

little eighth wonder of the world

Eddie happy hats go

great to see you don't owe me huh Donny

right you haven't changed a bit

let's go Danny Polly no I'd like you to

meet my wife Jean 'bf Bonjour oh hey

let's stop right there I don't happen to

see any one of the feminine persuasion

on your arm

no wifey no I'm afraid I haven't been as

lucky as you are I guess I'm more or

less married to my career oh that's

right what do you want some sort of

miniature golf pro or something no I'm

with the Ameri trans corporation I guess

you could say I keep the wheels turning

how about you oh I'm a president and

owner of Haskell worldwide construction

I build bridges skyscrapers that sort of

thing not bad well who'd ever think

you'd ever get anywhere certainly not

your father hey how is your dad beats me

I haven't talked to him since he took

you to the World Series a big-shot

contractor the floor caved in on that

tree house you built for my kid now I

gotta take her to the shrink three times

a week I don't know why I ever hired you

in the first place who says you can't

fill diddly-squat

nice dress Kurt Kurt was my maiden name

same old Eddie he got me again

ladies and gentlemen yes that's right

together again for the first time in 20

years the high Fido

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I'm on the run

hi Mary Ellen chilly

Maryellen I've got to admit something

I've been chasing after Wallace no yes

ever since you told everyone I got a

nose job I've hated you lately

I've tried everything to get Wallace

away from you but it's useless he loves

you you've got a great man more than a

million Juli your nose came out real

nice

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listen up everybody it's time for our

snowball dance and who better to start

it off than our prom queen and prom king

Mary Ellen Rogers and Wally cleaver now

better known as mr. and mrs. Cleveland

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Mary Ellen everybody's looking at us

let's pretend we're happy

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have I ever told you how much I love the

gray in your hair

I tell you

something deep inside of me is going to

die hey what are you guys doing this is

supposed to be a snowball dance fine

just see if I head up the entertainment

committee at the next reunion

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I can't believe I was thinking on the

road to do the thing

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yeah you were right I shouldn't have

rented that car Danny's always been

better than me guess it just should have

accepted

hey Kirk come here hurry up

you leave your wallet in your other

pants again how about that that little

creep isn't president of a mirror trans

corporation he rocks their guard am I

gonna rub his nose in it

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let's get out of here what about Danny

hmm I don't want to hurt him the way he

hurt me tonight I wouldn't wish that on

my worst enemy which he is you know

Eddie you're a bigger man than he is

after all

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