02x01 - Dumb Luck

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sometimes it's hard to believe that my

boys have children of their own

Wally's a successful attorney and he

lives just next door with his wife Mary

Ellen and their daughter Kelly and

another one on the way

after the Beavers marriage broke up he

moved back home with his son

Kip and Oliver so we're all together

again

helping a new generation face the trials

and adventures of growing up and that's

what our series has always been about

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I'm Centennial warranty miss at

Halliburton videos great parades the

fireworks and the banquet tonight I know

but mom hasn't had five minutes to

herself when she agreed to organize this

whole thing Steve mommy hasn't had five

minutes to herself and shoe and the boys

move home with her be fair Wally if you

got divorced and lost your job and had

two growing boys where would you go

Steve I'm a lawyer I wouldn't Alost the

house

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in conclusion I just like to say of all

the places in the world

I can't imagine anywhere I'd rather live

than right here in Mayfield happy

birthday

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honey remember the first time we ever

went to a carnival yeah and our boat got

stuck in the tunnel of love you jumped

out to find the maintenance man hey

Kelly honey what are you saying your old

dad wins that stuffed unicorn for you

huh give me three ba*ls I'll only need

one get the warm up top

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so it's definite then if you both decide

to show up tonight and we both decide to

show up tonight then maybe we'll decide

if we feel like hanging out together no

girl has been born just a Haskell charm

you never said a word I broke the ice

tonight oh yeah you tripped the tawa hey

that bad yeah the cleaver family are

gonna be eating like kings tonight hit

already

yeah you're right

I'm sorry Oliver I'm ashamed of the way

I've been treating you over the years I

intend to make it up to you what are you

gonna do oh I'm gonna let you in on the

Haskell's monetary enhancement system

first of all you're my money

understood me sir

I thought I spotted a buffalo-head

nickel in his possession and I offered

to verify its authenticity

very considerate Freddie so who wants to

go on to mr. froggy ride with me we'd

love to you're dead right guys but we're

gonna go over to the pony ride and watch

a brown one throw some more kids come on

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hit me again

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you can't get me this time it's

definitely a middle one

hey this thing's rigged beep Kearney

people are worse than gypsy hey hey girl

lumpy what'd you get me

that class picture me out on the open

sea with a win in my hair drinking

champagne won't happen at all the poor

slob ollas on the dock I wonder if it's

got a kitchen all the big shots and hit

the room in of the scene Magellan lumbus

head-turner I belong in that Club well

you're gonna buy a ticket or not for

five bucks

forget it I still owe my sister a

wedding gift a unicorn you really love

it thank your mother hey I have a better

idea why don't we go try the basketball

car huh

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it said can you drop me off at the

carnival on your way to the banquet oh

sure we'll leave as soon as the sitter

gets here the sitter isn't getting here

she got a last-minute date cancelled

well that miss MacNamara has been a

popular young lady since she lost those

200 pounds great where are we gonna find

somebody on such short notice

all right such a nice night

don't walk yeah I know what you're gonna

say no you don't you're gonna say now

Kip I do a lot for you and I don't ask

much in return oh yeah that was it tell

you what

watch the kids tonight and I'll let you

back the car out of the driveway you

always let me do that at night yeah

babysit for you tonight

those girls Freddie and I met definitely

might show up

oh no problem you go out and your

grandmother can stay home dad look yep

you're always asking to be treated like

an adult well part of that is learning

to accept responsibility and I'm afraid

tonight

that means babysitting yeah I knew

you're gonna say that too

ready set

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who's there it's Nancy Reagan now open

up hi Freddie hey Sam why aren't you at

the carnival

Oh looking all over the floor so I'm

getting tired of hiding what happened to

the half sculpture I lied sh**t my dog I

can't promise my dad I wash the kid you

didn't promise to watch him here did you

put them on leashes and drag them along

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no no we're not going absolutely not

no fine have it your way no problem we

probably see those girls at the next

centennial I'm sure they'll be real

attractive

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I gotta hand it to you mom you sure did

a great job putting this all together

the banquet the carnival and a yodeling

contest what I thought to be would I

come in second mom Oh Wally I'm sorry

are we thinking about your father

how much you like dancing to this song

you really miss him don't you well I

guess we all do

but I'll let you in on a little secret

you're a much better dancer than your

dad ever was

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did I ever tell you you down just like

your father really

thanks you know I was thinking I may

have been too hard on Kip

maybe I should go home a little early

and let him go to the carnival with his

friends theories are always out with his

friend and anyway after that long day he

and the kids had all that by now they're

all fast asleep

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I don't want to brag or anything the

last year in soccer I scored 29 goals in

one season its head off that's the joke

right

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again okay but only once more

we've got to get back before daggits

home and I'd rather go to see the side

ship and watch that guy stick Forks up

is enough

you better not we're gonna be going soon

just just sit down

not here

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you found some money it must be your

lucky day oh honey no your lucky day

maybe even lucky enough to win this boat

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Cary's Kelly home

forget it I'm already carrying one of

your children you gotta hand it to Kip

mom you really came through for us

tonight enough so that doesn't seem very

long ago he wouldn't come to the dinner

table without a pair of underpants on he

said ask now from now on he deserves to

be treated like an adult

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see I told you that $5.00 was lucky open

up what is this a nightmare fashion show

god help what's so important I have to

look at you were in your zit cream yeah

and if my dad finds out we were there

he'll probably leave this in the middle

of the desert cover us with honey it'll

be better looks if I'd like to see that

there is a solution just tell him you

bought the ticket during the day have

homework so my dad asked me to get him a

ticket like for God knows that that is

my mom and dad all day but certainly

qualifies you for a full page of who's

dumb in America let me know how it turns

out okay

you tricked me into go in there last

night now I'm not letting you go until

you figure a way out of it

what is this the rescue mission get out

of my house I may have a possible

solution

sir the cleaver children are in the

midst of a life-and-death crisis and

they'd appreciate your sage advice they

still here all right but make it quick

this is the one where woody runs for

president yesterday well no it was last

night

oh yeah well it was last night but see

Oh quicker

well we snuck out to the carnival and

Kelly won a boat would you be referring

to that exquisite sailboat they were

raffling off parents find out they'll

know we were there and we weren't

supposed to be but dad will never trust

me again

because he left me in charge oh that is

a tough one then what you're saying is

that you have to get rid of the boat

what to do what to do I think I have

your answer for you I don't think the

tub off your tainted hands and death

we'll just keep it our little secret the

man's a saint small wonder I revere him

so maybe sometime you can take his

sailing forget it I've done enough for

you for one day

but

we did we're safe now I know how come I

feel like such a rat

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tell each other junior chipmunk meeting

right right hi guys yeah that looks

better but I have that ear checked

anyway yeah mom and I are going to the

mall you want us to return your tux

yeah great I'll go get it hi

shall we clear live here oh yeah great

I'll just get a picture the kid with her

boat and I'll be on my way

what boat wait a minute you mean that

little boat that she takes to the park

every week no the one she won at the

carnival last night

now can we hurry this up I've got to go

take a picture of a dog stuck in a tree

you mean Kelly won the raffle last night

now you're getting the picture yeah yeah

well look she's not here right now so

could you come back later yeah sure the

faster I think the dog's picture the fat

that ended him down

looks like our little angels have to

clown to the carnival last night well

when I get through with the head angel

he won't be hopping anything ahold of

these maybe we should wait for what for

him to win a car brothers right

lecturing won't help let's give them a

chance and see if they'll confess on

their own

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you know I've been waiting all afternoon

and I still haven't heard one peep about

that boat you know about that boat I've

been thinking um we had a stagger our

vacations so that we both can use it now

I'll take July and half of August know

that later right now I'm like window

yanked the guilt out of them here you go

hot dogs they felt through the grill the

whole dozen

so how'd everything go last night

don't problem what you do to keep

yourselves busy um did you know that if

you laid your intestines out on the

street they'd be three miles long

Thank You Oliver but what you do um well

we have loads of fun you watched a movie

and we had ice cream races what movie or

the world you know I haven't seen that

since I was a kid why don't you tell me

again how it ends

probably and is the same way as when you

were kids I felt was such a long time

ago

why don't you refresh my memory yep well

um there's just w*r between the worlds

right and and when it was over the

Martians went home right nice try the

Martians died from disease and the world

was saved that must have been a part we

missed so we went to go say our prayers

to go to bed early know about the

carnival and the boat speaking of the

boat did it come on the trailer vote him

wrong is wrong even when you think you

can get away with it

and what if it hadn't been the boat what

if we had found out because what have

you got hurt you know this boat is gonna

need a good name what do you think of it

all

dad I know I messed up I wanted to go so

bad I just couldn't help it

we're all tempted at one time or another

but when an adult takes on a

responsibility he has to see it through

I've got to say it yep

I'm really disappointed in you Hank I

wouldn't blame if she never trusted me

again

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it's not the worst thing was last night

I was pretending to be asleep you were

telling grandma how proud you are of me

I knew you shouldn't have been I know

what a little rat it really was

baby you're starting to grow up after

all yeah that's right because the next

time Kipps given a responsibility like

this I have the feeling he's gonna take

it a lot more seriously

right now that that's all settled

where's my boat

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we're at pork in it

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tomorrow night stay with the

superstation for another all-new episode

of the new leave at the beaver show

Oliver doesn't want Jude the fall in

love with his teacher so he makes her

out to be a compulsive gambler with an

insatiable thirst with a big bucks will

the story fly find out tomorrow night at

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