03x06 - Perfect Harmony

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hey everybody a toast the state

universities newest co-ed who not only

is finishing getting her college degree

but also finds time to cook a great meal

like this for her family thank you thank

you actually my only contribution to

this meal was choosing between regular

and extra-crispy no JJ's where I must go

him back to college - they're gonna

study her in anatomy class

all spaghetti do is cut up frogs here

where's Kip he's out with that Sasha

again that's every day for the last two

weeks I didn't see my wife that much

when we were married

Thousand pardons I know I'm late there

was a photo finish in the ninth race you

weren't invited to dinner bless my soul

you're right it was at the Rutherfords

sorry dig in Eddie oh thank you mrs.

cleaver oh and if you could pack up any

leftovers I promised Kurt I'd take her

home a doggie bag hey Wally you still

coming over Saturday watch the fight oh

yeah I'll be there I guess you're

invited too Theodore I wouldn't want you

to put yourself out yeah you're right

forget it

everyone everyone Kip has fabulous news

fabulous you won't believe it our band

got a gig the soda shop decided to have

live entertainment and Freddie talked

the owner into letting them play

actually Freddie slipped the owner 15

bucks and promised to change the grease

and his fryer

you know kif when I was your age I had a

Oh dad I was wondering who we were a

hurry after school yeah it's okay with

me if it's okay with your grandmother

I'll be at school twelve miles should be

a safe distance great thanks guys

squeeze in Sasha you want anything a

Pellegrino water would be fabulous oh

I'm so sorry I think I had the last one

with my lunch

I lost you to a fire in the gym

all fire in the gym Oh

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simply fabulous website but I think it

could be even greater yeah see here

where it says my heart was beating rapid

when I walked up to your door but then

your father told me I could see you no

more wouldn't have more impact if he

changed I could see you no more - I

could find you in the morgue yeah that's

much more romantic now you're writing a

song now we're writing a song hey Jeff

look what I got for you yeah you're

right your nose is bigger hi dad hi mr.

cleaver I was just leaving I have to

pick my dog up at the vet he's getting

his ears pierced

what a woman well this is for you a

synthesizer

oh wow dad you bought me a synthesizer

well no not actually I rented it let's

see how long your band lasts

I mean look at the who they break up

after 20 years and they're stuck with

all that equipment dad this is great and

as soon as the band starts bringing in

some money you know I'm gonna pay you

back I don't worry about it it's my

pleasure uh you know I hate to bring

this up but you know how your

grandmother feels about girls in the

room but Dad we weren't doing anything I

know but those are the house rules well

when can I have a girl in my room when I

can you can

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I'm related to Jimi Hendrix Oh give it

up Stanley your mom lost the paternity

suit hi hi Kip I typed up the lyrics of

a song we were working on what lyrics

fire in the gym I thought we were

working on these together yeah we were

but I kind of got inspired let's give it

a try guys all right coming down the

chorus one two a-one two three

you were so pretty you were so cool you

had to be the hottest looking girl ins

I said across

laughs every day but you

my way

I finally got the courage to ask you for

everyday I nearly slipped out when you

said I can't be Wayne my heart was

beating rapid to get you in my game but

all my dreams died with you in

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hi I let myself in I hope you don't mind

well you see what I got you for the gig

you're gonna look better than me need

help getting dressed ah no thanks

bathrooms a mess

you're a really k*ller at rehearsal

yesterday

if you weren't there I just made a few

minor suggestions you made him work now

you really have a terrific voice

I know it's really a kick sing with you

yeah I don't remember ever having that

much fun with a guy

maybe once

oh sure you give me the right back did I

ever just one thing perfect do you

really think we sound good together oh

yeah

wouldn't it be nice if we could do this

together all the time oh yeah good I

mean you could be in the band you know

me

sure what about Freddy don't worry about

Freddy you just leave everything to me

okay you got a new member

hey are you sure we should be doing this

oh yeah excuse me I was looking for my

brother

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in the gym

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Fredy you were playing too loud again

too loud where are we the Christian

Science reading room drowning me out

well my dear when faced with such an

opportunity chip do you think I was

playing too loud

Freddie maybe you could take a little

off the fuzz box okay okay I'll tone it

down some all right boys let's pick it

up from the bridge one two three

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I was wondering maybe we should give you

the solo give the number more of a funky

group instead of his distortion

distortion you mean like in your singing

what's wrong with the way my voice

sounds you ever run over a cat you know

Freddie that was really uncalled for

can I see you in the den sure alone

look yep

I had great trepidation when I agreed to

let Vampirella in the band but I did it

for you and I appreciate that but she's

got to go cuz I promised my father I

never hit a woman under 21 Freddie I

think you're letting your ego undermine

the band here since Sasha's joined we

have a totally new sound you're

suffering from the delusion that the

band is improved only because she has

you totally wrapped around her little

finger oh I get it

you're jealous because once again I have

a girlfriend and you sit at home

watching your snakes mate I don't care

what you do in your personal life but

when it comes to the band it's time for

you to bounce the bimbo no way Freddie

and can I do it she stays okay it's her

or me

this Lopez is one bad hombre and it's

last five fights he's before guys in the

hospital and k*lled the other one some

people say the boxing is not a sport

yeah this is gonna be a great bow oh hey

Eddie I know these pay-per-view events

are expensive so I want to chip in put

your money away

it's no good here I insist huh okay

however I did want to tell you I'm

getting the fight for free I tapped into

my neighbor's cable you look at this two

white guys fighting I hate the

preliminaries

what are you raised in a barn wipe your

feet give me another brew Freddie

I gave Kip an ultimatum either his

girlfriend leaves a banner we do so

would you expect him to pick I've seen

this girl who cares if she can sing I'd

pay big bucks to see her jump around

like she's got hot coals in her pants oh

you see that shot the band was supposed

to be about chipping me and the guys

making music and having fun it had

nothing to do with making money you

disgust me

Freddie from what I'm hearing this

doesn't sound like you and Kip actually

it sounds exactly like Kip he's been

doing this to me for years simply put

he's nothing but a fair-weather friend

you know better than that

Kip's just a little distracted right now

speaking of distracted would you work

every time some athlete fields sweater

sashays by I'm on the back burner until

the Huskie of the week cast him aside

come on get off the ropes get off I'm

sorry Freddie but don't expect me to put

down my nephew I mean you two guys may

be having your problems now but Kip's

been a very loyal friend of you loyal

loyal is picking up the phone to say

hello

loyal is seen if Sasha's got a friend

for me or at least let me know what he

got offer well you do have a legitimate

beef there come on Freddie keeps a good

guy you know that trust me your

friendship is gonna survive this it's a

lovely sentiment sir but this time when

Kip comes crawling back I won't be there

thanks going sale what'd you do to upset

him so much my money back

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gee dad that sounded dangerously close

to rock and roll

ah thanks skip you know when I was your

age I had a band

beaver in the trapars the trappers were

Richard and whitey and gilbert and larry

mondello's sounds like a real supergroup

oh yeah we were pretty good all right

we used to play at the Student Union and

all the school dances one time we got

booked for a fraternity party we got two

hundred and fifty dollars not bad

fifty bucks each no 6250 we never paid

Larry anyway we took that money and we

recorded a song that I wrote called

happiness is it was in hi-fi and

everything

what's HiFi never mind anyway we talked

the guy down at the record store into

selling a consignment we'd all stand

around all day any time anybody would

buy when we'd all go nuts one time Larry

hugged whitey so hard he cracked three

of his ribs well what happened after

that well after a while we graduated and

we all kind of went our separate ways

but you know I wouldn't trade those days

for anything in the world you'll see

what I mean no I won't ban broke up you

want to talk about it not now you want

to hear happiness is no

oh hi mr. cleaver could I talk to Kip

for a minute sure Sasha Kip I know you

feel bad about what happened with

Freddie but believe me it's for the best

now we can start our own band I came up

with the fabulous name Sasha Sasha and I

want just Sasha one name is so European

I don't know oh and I think we should

throw out fire in the gym I wrote this

last night it's much better it's called

worship my body

what's wrong with fire in the gym to

formula we're gonna streak our hair pink

and we're gonna put you on a weight

training program so you can play with

you're sure to hold it I have no

intention if you get used to it this is

only the beginning

right this is the end look I'm not

taking my shirt off sasha is a stupid

name for anything and you know something

else this is the last time you come into

my room and another thing the word is

fabulous

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Tristan shout

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Oh

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did that guy knew you

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take it

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that was incredible hey we got a lot of

people to see it's fun you got the job

suck eggs we got no choice but to cancel

the gig

face it comrades it's over hi guys

did I just hear something I understand

you have an opening for a keyboard

player yeah well I'm sorry we just found

the guy named Gabriel and he's fabulous

look about Sasha yeah I told that girl

to take a hike

you were right Chevy wrapped around her

little finger really I never noticed

pretty what can I say I mean I totally

lost it for this girl she look different

she smelled different she ripped my

shirt Freddie yeah well I wouldn't know

about girls like that

I'm too busy sitting at home watching my

snakes mate hey come on I didn't mean

that I don't know what's wrong with me I

mean when Ali does something stupid you

know I can see it

one of my friends does something stupid

you know I can see that too but when I

act like a total jerk

last one to find out

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I'll see you around

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k*ll

yeah as my aunt Estelle said before she

entered the clinic recognition is the

first step toward recovery I think

there's hope for me well haven't been

acting like a real horses patoot lately

but somewhere inside of you lurks the

other end of the horse that loyal friend

that convinced that student nurse that

as a sophomore in college yeah do that

didn't I that was you who stood up for

me during a travesty of justice in

juvenile court hey somebody had to after

your father refused to be a character

witness Hey he wanted to be there it's

just that he paid top dollar for the

tickets to the RV come on

ready the Civic Center's a block from

the courthouse it doesn't matter how far

does this look are we gonna sit here and

argue about my father all day are we

gonna rehearse rehearse what about

Gabriel yeah well don't worry about him

I don't think you can find his way back

here hey you know the beginning of fire

in the gym I thought it'd be a lot

better if we start it like this

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you ready

now you're Six Feet Under

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I lost you to fire

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thank you thank you thank you now I'd

like to bring up a very special person

to jam with us former leader of Beaver

in the choppers my dad

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happiness is devin living out on your

own

happiness is having your feet on the

ground walking away and know you'll

never be found

mess in your mind

Navabi free

take it around I would be in Malone

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you

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