03x11 - DRVRS-ED

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lucozade cool liquid energy what am I

doing here yeah I remember a simpler

time life seems so innocent carefree

when I wake up with a smile on my face

and every door in the world was wide

open

had all ended the day I got my driver's

license who would have thought that the

one thing in the whole world that I

wanted most would turn into such a

nightmare

yeah come on kid thinking about it

I can't start it out so full of promise

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Brennen Suzette never made the drop

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it appears that you boneheads aren't

taking driver's ed seriously well let me

set the record straight I expect 110

percent from you at all times

I expect you to get out there and study

chapters one through five and I expect

to see you all at the football game

Friday night

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Angela hi pretty grisly film huh oh yeah

how could they do that to such a

beautiful car I'm really sorry about

staring at you turning the movie oh it's

okay I missed it Angela you have the

most beautiful blue eyes the context and

the most beautiful blue contacts Thanks

you know why I think the coach was

serious about going to the game maybe

you and I could go together I already

have a date with Chuck Talley have you

seen his new vet no but I've been

hearing it all day

well what about Saturday oh I'm sorry I

already have a date we Jimmy darlin

right the guy with the Jeep that can

climb the school steps ask me out again

sometime you're kind of cute

yes new world we're beginning to open

for me

mobility freedom and maybe even Angela

after weeks of torturous anticipation I

finally reached the next step in my

journey grandma I got it I got it

guys I got it what exactly did you can't

my learner's permit come on let's go for

a ride I did what I got a rose to the

learners permit let's go for a ride Hey

all right it's 5 o'clock let's wait till

after rush hour rush hour in Mayfield

come on that's two cars making a left

turn on the same day come on let's go

for a spin great can we take your t-bird

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nervous Nellie's here Kip you can use my

car thanks grandma I'm gonna go reset

the buttons on the radio well I was

thinking of trading it in anyway Wally

do you have any of those antacid tablets

come on Bea relax will ya this is gonna

be fun no driving lessons are the

traditional father-son bonding ritual in

our society you may not remember my

first lesson with dad but I do we didn't

talk for two weeks that's not gonna

happen this time

there's a lot less cats in the

neighborhood these days

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all right now everybody buckle up

okay now captain I want you remember

that driving is not a right it's a

privilege yeah I know that Dad yeah well

I know you know but did you know that

more people are k*lled in traffic

accidents in this country every year

then dying all Mejias permits only good

for 90 days relax will you I am relaxed

but I want him to learn how to drive

right not like you what are you talking

about you're the guy who's banned from

the bumper cars

guys can we get going all right now with

your foot on the brake start the engine

that's okay don't get nervous that

happens to everybody all right now with

your foot still on the brake put the car

in gear now slowly put your foot on the

gas that'll be enough for today thanks

mr. Haskell my family is really driving

me crazy

my father boy sometimes I think he just

doesn't feel I'm ready for wheels I just

dunno what to do

hey you're paying me so you can practice

driving if you want family counseling

that's extra sorry forgot love is with

listen after we pick up the insulation

stop by the building inspector I've got

a few envelopes to drop off

hey what are you doing with two hands on

the wheel well that's what they taught

us in driver's ed you know 10:00 to 2:00

oh yeah and what if some clown cut you

off how are you going to respond with a

proper hand gesture remember Sam there's

more to operating a motor vehicle than

just being a safe driver

hey how come you're slowing down stop

sign

hey when you drive with me it's no cop

no stop look how you're sitting sitting

up straight

exactly you look like your butt's

booby-trapped you've got to become one

with the car sit back

dangle wing out the window

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how's that yeah that's the spirit hey

don't ever do that again do what Basset

checking a tube top hitchhikin what's

the speed limit of line in your section

15 miles per hour which direction you

turn the wheel if your car goes into a

skid in the direction of the skid come

on will you ask me something harder look

we've been working on this for an hour

I'm getting carsick this is really

important come on just ask me a few more

questions okay okay what's your favorite

color what's your sign is the theater

really dead problem nothing come on

ollie I know you what's the matter

just take a stupid test get your license

and drive off to college forget all

about me see what your wedding ollie

I'm not getting my driver's license to

get away from you think about it be able

to take it to school Drive you to the

lake huh come on I'll even hide you in

the trunk and sneak into drive-in movies

sure that's what you say now just like

that time mom said she was just going

away for the weekend

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- some guys the ultimate thrill is

driving in the Indianapolis 500 winning

the World Series of Poker catching the

big one and why a man but to me it was

the 4th day of my 16th year the day I

was gonna go take my driver's test I

don't think I ever wanted anything so

much for so long finally the day arrived

I was so focused so ready so naive

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well I could you come here for a minute

no thanks I've already seen your

driver's license no I just want you to

sit on this for a second I want to see

it seat I enough don't wait I've seen

too many Three Stooges movies to fall

for that one promise you nothing's gonna

happen right all right wow this is a

great bike yeah wait a minute isn't this

a little low for you well I guess you're

right

why don't you just go ahead and keep it

real funny fine you don't want it so I

can use the gas money you're really

giving me your bike this bike the one

I'm sitting on wait a minute why are you

giving me your bike because you're my

brother and besides I don't need it

anymore I'm getting a car a car cool

does dad know not yet

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man I thought I was nervous taking my

driver's test little did I know that the

most difficult obstacle of my quest lay

ahead of me

I finally found just the right moment to

pop the big question dad

oh boy spaghetti hey Kip did you hit

that up for the car yet a car look dad

I'm 16 years old I have my license and I

have a perfect driving record

yep people only driven to the grocery

store handbag what do you think you'll

get the money for this car well you

still have $700 at Martha left him and

what kind of a car do you think you

could get for $700 probably not a very

safe one but with a little help from my

very successful that I'm sure that I

could get a very dependable car I'm sure

you could but as you're very successful

dad already knows a car is an ongoing

expense it requires maintenance gas and

oil

not to mention insurance I know all that

Dad

I'm gonna get a job I'm gonna work

weekends nights every spare minute Kip

you're only 16 years old now why do you

want to waste all of your free time

working for a car come on you can use

mine anytime you want to thanks grandma

but yeah I really don't picture myself

driving a car with a license plate that

reads number-one mom use my minivan

whenever you want now the discussion is

closed

so while ever did anything exciting

happened to you today uh yeah

mr. Phillips my shop teacher cut off one

of his fingers with a bandsaw well

that's terrible

yeah I always only got seven will you

tell Dad how I promised that I was gonna

help with Ollie's carpool and you know

help with the shopping

well Kip I'd love to but honestly I

don't remember that conversation well

you know I do all that and I do it a lot

better with my own car

Kip I don't want to belabor the point

when you can show a more mature attitude

we'll discuss your getting a car more

mature come as tall as you are

didn't we just proved my point

excuse me

get to bed practice hey want to use my

bike you know dad actually I think he's

a little bit taller than you eat your

dinner

and then he tells me I can drive the

minivan anytime I want

sure safe and responsible just like a

father

well most fathers she is

just look at her she's so beautiful you

know she should be a song Angela

oh my Angela yep please spare me another

one of your hormonal eruptions how to

find a way to break through to her gee I

really feel for you

one girl in the entire school resists

your dark eyes stoic join hint of

androgyny

what's androgynous the point is the

reason you haven't connected with and

you love is that she doesn't care about

the man she cares about the wheels

beneath him that's ridiculous

I need a car to impress a girl I want to

like me for who I am

bad choice if I were you I'd take the

700 bucks rent a Lamborghini for the

night he'll give you a guided tour of

her throat it's Kippy brown contacts

today huh I know these they realize oh

they're nice too look I'm I I'm in this

band and we got this gig Friday night

and I was wondering if you'd like to go

oh I don't know see I really should hang

around my cousin on Friday night she's

visiting and I have this friend he's in

the band too

Oh what kind of car do you have you mean

right now

none

I really have to get to class but on

Friday I'll be getting my classic 1960

t-bird out of the shop

aho with one slight embellishment of the

truth one little white line had planted

the seeds of my own undoing

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hey guys Thank You uncle Wally I need an

opinion and a small favor

well always glad to give an opinion

who's the prettiest girl on this page oh

well let's see oh I guess she is yeah

she is but she ran off with a guidance

counselor tastehh

guess who's taking her out Friday night

so he has something special planned for

the big evening event just picture her

reaction when I Drive up to her house

Friday night 8 o'clock sharp and uncle

Wally's classic t-bird dreaming about

this girl all semester please I'll be

real careful I'll wash it lube it fill

the tank I'll put even while I'm driving

we're talking about a classic here not

some clunky old boat like your dad I

talk to you for a minute

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Wally I really think you should let Kip

use the car Maryellen he's only had his

license for two weeks he he's a baby

he's taller than you are he's not -

honey a t-bird

well because it's a classic the the

chrome the lines the simplicity of

engineering that's not why you bought it

so you could subconsciously relive your

glory days recapture your youth Oh what

are you talking about that car means

nothing more to me than I

good investment Wally you don't have to

impress the girls anymore no matter what

eddie haskill says the only person you

have to impress is me

and I'm already sold on you come on let

the t-bird be used for the purpose it

was originally intended boy you're bad

spend them like a real band tonight now

I didn't think you had any Talent

great gate tonight how Freddy I'm gonna

k*ll you cleaver

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kip you know when you first asked me out

I have no idea you could sing like that

I'll play the keyboards and I had no

idea you had a car maybe I was just

playing hard to get

yeah maybe really

what other fascinating attributes have

you noticed about me

I really like a choice of ice tonight

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there are plenty of towns in the bush

and still more set by the sea but I've

been around and there's one kind of town

that stands way out in front to me

because there's something inside that

they just can't hide some call it

old-fashioned but I call it pride

pride you can say when you look around

at Australian toddy tan everyone's a

winner when you join the straight and

tidy towns team contact keep Australia

beautiful why should I let her change

her life story Ryan has everyone

believing is owned by sky I'm Blake as

clutching at straws that came in therapy

why got you got back on a saree blanket

won't work for anyone just try stage II

would do that good Mars presents moment

away tonight so here I am you know I

probably would have gotten more sympathy

if I gotten busted up a little bit I

guess I'm really lucky no one was hurt

now it's only another 200 hours until I

can pay uncle Wally back for the body

work you know he took it a lot better

than I thought he will really surprise

me

he could have rubbed it in about how he

was right all along

I'm dumb childish and reckless I was but

instead he said he was sorry I had to

learn the hard way unfortunately it

seems to be the only way I learn

anything now all I can do now is chalk

another one up to experience

but it is difficult to accept it even

though him as tall as my father I still

don't know as much as he does oh well I

guess if I waited 16 years to get my

license I can wait a little while longer

for a car maybe when I'm really cut out

for is a motorcycle yeah $700 you know I

could buy a really hot bike man you know

I would look really good on one of them

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