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03x20 - Madcap Dreams

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The New Leave It to Beaver". Aired: March 19, 1983 – June 4, 1989.*
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Series focuses on Wally Cleaver and his younger brother, Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver as adults and with families of their own.

03x20 - Madcap Dreams

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be watching the greatest wheel around as

Karen Klein and Susan battle it out in

the quest for fabulous funded prizes on

Wheel of Fortune 5:30 today on 7 ladies

and gentlemen a very special musical

experience concerto for my love the

classics

selected from the works of bronze Greek

Chopin Bob Tchaikovsky and more these

selections represent over three and a

half hours of popular favorites for my

love for CDs or cassettes on this I just

love going to pieces ever played

basketball without any air in the ball

right and that's how you could feel in

the morning if you don't have your

breakfast you can lose your bounce and

start feeling flat and droopy each

morning fill up on a complete breakfast

of cereal milk toast fruit and juice

because if you start the day with a

nutritious breakfast you've given it

your best shot this breakfast message is

brought to you by Kellogg's in the

interest of good health and nutrition in

1532

the spaniard set sail across the seas

and plundered the world of gold in 1992

the world is going to Spain to take it

back

see it on seven presenting the Olympics

uncle Toby's an Australian owned company

building a healthy Australia Oh

bibliothèque good I enjoyed the soccer

matches live football meer plebeian

right I love you very much and I love

you too dare you have to do that now the

grandma you wouldn't let me practice

last night no offense Olli but maybe you

should consider another instrument what

and give up the saxophone dad you gotta

quiz me why does everybody in this house

wait until the last minute I am going to

the library wrong maybe a la biblioteca

I enjoy the soccer matches gusto and

something out football yeah you don't

know this material obviously dad that's

why I'm cramming why don't we have to

learn Spanish anyway someday you may

want to visit Los Angeles what's wrong

with you anyway lately you've been

falling behind and you're working you're

walking around with your head in the

clouds

Oh dad it's got such a drag it's just

the same thing every day well if you

want a little variety in your life when

you come home from school you can mow

the lawn

come on dad I mean in all those old TV

shows this is where the dad comes up to

the kids room he puts his arm around him

and tells him everything's gonna be

great all right I'll do my best

there'll be times in your life that may

seem pointless and unexcited but things

will get better so just buck up buck up

that's it

welcome to the real world

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Freddie Stanley Bruna Fortuna no Spanish

test today

mr. Hichborn got thrown in jail for not

making his child support payments don't

bother me with such infantile

trivialities she's in there

oh it's a new girl in school fool oh and

she's gorgeous

I'd give 40 years off my life just to

dance in her laundry she's good Jim did

you see those beautiful eyes shimmering

hair and skin is smooth the sand in a

nuclear test site she's okay okay what

did you do stop off for donut in a

lobotomy of your way in this morning

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got it bad for the new girl the guys are

flipping but I'm playing everybody

passed a note saying clap they really

dig

[Applause]

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I think you're really gonna enjoy living

in Mayfield Chelsea it's just like it

says on the sign it's a nice place to

live

oh and this summer will open to helping

your community pool sounds like I moved

too just in time did you tell me how to

get to the girls gym I'll do better than

that

I'll take you there as a matter of fact

I'm available Friday night to show you

some of the sites around town you know

the soda shop the mall maybe even the

quarry you know really get to know one

another

looked at it skip okay skip the first

thing that you should know about me is

that I have a boyfriend back in

Cleveland who I love very much hey

that's great but you know he's there and

you're here and what he doesn't know

won't hurt him right thank you

I think I can find my own way to class

you see it was a joke they have those in

Cleveland don't they let it go pip

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you're getting much better distance on

your woods wow it's about time I presume

that nasty old slices returned sir

not to worry it'll work itself out

forget about band practice it looks like

I'm gonna be spending my entire weekend

at widow's garage sales hey how you

doing oh just well I'm ecstatic I've

never been so happy in my entire life

you'll have to excuse the young lass

uncharacteristic use of sarcasm you seem

a field highest just received a

curvaceous new body but alas her heart

remains in Cleveland with her steady

beau is this gal sporting a ring

no like I always say no Ling let's swing

when a person moves they shouldn't carry

so much emotional baggage with him you

know what I mean well you know a pretty

girl like that I bet you all the other

girls in your class aren't exactly

bending over backwards to make her feel

at home yeah and I thought girls were

only that cruel the guys

and I imagine that all your buddies are

expressing their interest in their usual

subtle manner huh yeah three guys ended

up in the nurse's office when she came

outside in their gym suit you know kept

it seems to me that a girl in her

situation doesn't need somebody to try

to talk her out of her boyfriend Lee

seems to me that she could really use a

good friend

you mean just be her friend

yeah that's right yeah you develop a

warm and open friendship and the moment

she trusts you you go for paydirt

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wait

just give me a minute

look I never should have come on so

strong you know you have a boyfriend I

can respect that

doesn't mean we can't be friends all of

a sudden you just want to be my friend

why I see five years ago I moved here I

remember how tough it was to meet anyone

having a friend would have made it a lot

easier for me thanks kid well that's

really sweet but you better go now no no

I'm serious if there's anything I can do

anything this is where everyone hangs

out

I love the 50 book no this isn't the

look it's old and the owners too cheap

to remodel yeah this is great huh oh

yeah a lot of fun

Oh

next weekend there's a big pep rally I'm

not much of the rah-rah type do you like

to go riding on horses yeah but you like

music more than anything me too

what kind of music do you like

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music that will always live for you and

me

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the twins come home oh you want me to

take off those girlie booties it's the

only way to tell them apart what are

some dinosaurs Sunday on seven but you'd

be a bunny Vista go straight to under

cost' and get your Easter goodies at

real values handmade baskets from $2.99

toy an eggy combo from a dollar 15 15

gram eggs Ike for $2 chocolate bunnies

from 90 cents Miley Melvin's are the

freshest and direct from the

manufacturer aside they're the cheapest

so I come along to under cost' for

bargain prices on these two eggs and all

your confectionery goodies open 7 days a

week for your convenience you wanna do

this actually here's the hitters dance

party album around let's get to a to

fully stack dance albums for the price

of one will are still having sex

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[Applause]

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any time

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let's get to it over two hours of

Dancing's Patties are two huge party

albums for the price of one grab yours

with a bonus cassette or CD absolutely

free let's get to it the essential pave

album get it now we don't put Adam

through the coffee grinder you cannot

find some way to disappear excite you

were history

Finlay comes Klingon we are gonna have

to report him up to the department we

can't let this sort of thing go on can I

save her brother if they don't

Jamie's gonna even worse magic

nursery pets presents home and away

tonight are you sure you don't have the

emergency brake on sorry

33 days you know that's the longest

we've been apart well since he went to

that stupid baseball camp I thought you

liked baseball I do

I just wish Larry was a little more

well-rounded he collects baseball cards

and baseball hats he plays in four

leagues and I have to go to every game

remember how I told you he even made his

own bat Hey not everyone would know how

to make an aluminum bat

hey Kip thanks for everything

don't mention it I'm just glad we didn't

take your dad's Oldsmobile I really mean

everything you made moving here a lot

easier for me

Wow that's for friends are for I think

you're really gonna like Larry when you

meet him tomorrow

well I am a baseball fan and I admirers

taste in women come on kit I thought we

were friends

we are friends friends care about each

other they enjoy spending time together

and and and they're truthful with one

another well the truth is I want to be

more than just friends

Larry uh this is my friend Kip cleaver

go great I wasn't expecting you until

tomorrow obviously

I'm not gonna use my car today one

ticket to school thanks grandma I'm

never leaving this house again

oh come on Kip that's not a very

realistic attitude no every time I leave

this house I get my heart broken hmm

it's such a terrible scene last night

grandma I mean I'll never forget the way

her boyfriend glared at me you know this

never would have happened if I would

have popped for that membership to the

Auto Club not the worst part is see I

know deep down Chelsea would rather be

with me I guess it was never meant to

happen

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when you're down and feeling sad

don't hide beneath your covers take it

from your wife's grandmother there's

only one thing to do if you wanna shake

those

[Music]

you can't win that girl with your head

jump back on your feet and round

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without swinging offense

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doing wasting my time

I know I can

do

dragon knew too

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chelsey I gotta talk to you what seems

to be the problem mr. Haskell well mr.

Hawthorn I was just explaining to our

new classmate health you really brought

history to life for me cut the bull

Puckey and give me the note huh yeah I'm

not the culprit here as you know I only

use a number two and a half pencil who

wrote this who wrote this very well I'll

see you all here after school and we can

just sit until somebody comes forward I

wrote it well if you're such a proud

author then maybe you'd like to come up

here and read it to the entire class

what's come over me used to be the red

when I be that was always

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what you do to me

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come over me I used to love

you were just now I wanna know

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me

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hi I'm Kip cleaver hi I'm Chelsea Morgan

you don't have a boyfriend do you

one more time twist

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Watusi

the mashed potatoes

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do the show

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the missing and dance music the tops of

music that will always live for you and

me

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what have I been doing wasting my time

I know I can

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striking new ladders too

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