03x22 - The End of the World

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all right we're here there boy lost the

fight give us the money you owe us yeah

and you guys call yourself sports for

Mighty Mite hasn't even regained

consciousness yet and all you guys care

about is extracting your pound of flesh

just get the money will ya you guys

disgust me Oh Fredrick the pike is

looking exceptionally lovely today

thank you sir you know I changed the oil

we got your spark plugs and even

stitched up the tear in the seat I was

just telling your mother the other day

that art towheaded lad is turning into a

fine young man how much do you need sir

thirty bucks you know

that's what I love about you it didn't

allow mighty Mikes 18-inch reach

disadvantage to discourage you from

going with your instincts hey Wow which

would you rather have 10 measly bucks or

some of the wildest thrills imaginable

how many times you have to tell you

Eddie I'm not interested in your wife

that makes two of us

I'm talking about the bike take it for a

spin I don't know think about it Wally

zero to 60 in four seconds the wind in

your face

yeah tramps like us baby we were born to

run I know I couldn't take the bike

Eddie Mary I let it k*ll me

you look great pal give us a break Wally

you haven't been on a bike since the day

you saw Easy Rider you're kidding

20 years since you felt that surge of

power the thrill of the open road yeah

but if you're afraid that the little

woman's gonna come after you with a

rolling pin I understand you got a

helmet tell me I don't

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Wally Wally Wally

oh Linda boys I feel bad cuz you sit in

that tree with Larry

I don't know I don't like Mary Ellen

Rodgers either but I feel kind of bad

when I see her talk to some of the other

guys in school

it gets that bad feeling us it makes

people get married

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search me why must be dreaming

I don't dream the black and white heat

roses rookie card wow this is really

weird it's happened to me it's like my

entire life is flashing before my eyes

it's only supposed to happen just before

you flavor he took a pretty good hit

you okay cleaver

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what year is it 63 where are we

state championship certainly you better

come out of the game come on

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very good for your first time see

there's nothing to ride in a two wheeler

now you ready to get back on brought you

here to tell you that we're gonna have a

baby

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yes Fred yes I'll tell my breadwinner to

call you the moment he comes in

bye Fred after Florida the next primary

is here so I thought I'd come home and

do a little advance work for the

Senators campaign oh I'm so glad you did

your father's going to be so excited he

shot a 103 Alexander Dean he's just been

moping around the house keep planning on

keeping that well it feels great to be

home is everything all right

oh yeah yeah sure it's fine it's just

somehow I thought things would be

different by now are you seeing anyone

not really well I've been doing a little

caucusing here and there but what about

Mary Ellen

it was over a long time ago mom

but you still think about her don't you

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what time

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I hope you're proud of yourself leader

you just embarrass this entire program

that's a technical foul you're just

getting one three-point take a look at

that scoreboard you tell me what it says

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little blue engine I think I can't I

think I can't hey what do you say huh

fun game huh guys

Wally

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hi

how's my baby pumpkin rabbit ears I

can't believe you're really here

I have been waiting for this moment this

is such a long time

buh-bye

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how dare you what you are engaged

together but I know you're just a scared

little boy who's afraid of taking

responsibility for his own fears Mary

Ellen worried hi waited and waited and

waited and now it's too late

really you have a perfect righteous to

say all those things and and some of its

even true but that doesn't mean I'm not

capable of changing coz I am Mariana

I'll even shave my beard just for you

Mary Ellen I love you

I always have

Uriel I've missed you so much

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I missed you too can't you contribute

anything to the conversation I'm sorry

dad

I guess I'm just not myself today well I

am but I might not be for long

no I know what you're all gonna say that

it's never would have happened if I

hadn't listened to Eddie Haskell well it

did happen and there's nothing anybody

can do about it you know it's funny the

things you remember but now don't start

worrying about old Wally I always come

through right remember the Springfield

game I'm gonna make it I'm gonna live

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hold you back in there any play number

34 so type you'll think you're wearing

the same jockstrap what you Anna's chest

that'll keep used to do we do my trailer

you two are at each other's throats

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actually I'm not baking

I'm just taking credit for it listen

Kelly I don't care what your brother

does to you you're not to lay a hand on

him do you understand everything don't

you care about me oh honey you know I do

but not like you would if I was a boy

now what kind of thing is that to say in

other words you're not denying it boy I

think I'll be leaving now no stay Olly

isn't it true that any time you or Kip

or even that creep Freddie Haskell needs

money my dad always comes through for

you yeah I mean only when we really need

it yet his own daughter's supposed to

bring home receipts for school supplies

Kelly honey

sure I'm close to the boys and in a lot

of ways poor Freddy doesn't even have a

father

Hey look you're my daughter my firstborn

nothing could be more precious to me

than that bond I need say something you

fat bit like that sometimes you get me

soon and I just want to this means w*r

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okay let's get what are you doing Eddie

in love you'll be here any minute you're

running around half-naked I didn't want

to get him wearing gold is that okay hey

do you know how to tie one of these

things

sure hold still will ya

you're a little nervous huh yeah that's

a piece of cake okay how do you think my

hair looks anyway huh hey it looks great

you know hanging around with you last

couple of days I've begun to realize how

little time we really spend together

yeah I've missed you too bees you know

when I was a little squirt I used to

think that when we grew up we live on

the same street and our kids would play

together good stuff huh not in the least

here take this one Hey come on Wally

I'll have the engine running if we leave

now we can be across the state line

before lunch and I know a great little

diner we can go dude come on guys I'm

getting married getting hitched and

working for McGovern boy are you on a

losing streak hey take it from a

battle-scarred veteran saying I do was

the biggest mistake I ever made

come on give me a break Eddie for some

reason that woman adores you

this has nothing to do with that ditz

her old man offered me five grand to

take a powder I held out for ten he

called my bluff heartbeat irregular

where the branch cart

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repeat after me Wallis with this ring I

do thee Wed with this ring I do thee Wed

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and engine I knew that and you I think I

can I think I can I think I can and do

you wallace take Mary Ellen to be your

lawful wedded wife to have and to hold

until death do you part

you bet

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never

it's won't not ain't and I never want to

hear you say that again now Wally I

don't ever want to hear you say can't

you can say I will try and try and I

won't ever give up I thought you just

said I can ever sit low

Oh Wally you're a good boy

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he's called it paddled have any fight

left in you buddy now's the time clear

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hi Alan

you do something new with your hair Wow

I'll go tell everybody how do you feel

honey oh my head's spinning felt like I

just got off a roller coaster dad we

were so worried

that's not I'd never see you again honey

okay Shh

everything's gonna be just fine

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and love you all too much to ever leave

you

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tonight at 7 o'clock Eastern no one

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