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17x09 - Nothing Tastes Better Than Five Hundred Dollars

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Survivor". Aired: May 31, 2000 – present.*
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Show places a group of people in an isolated location, where they must provide food, fire, and shelter for themselves.

17x09 - Nothing Tastes Better Than Five Hundred Dollars

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JEFF PROBST: Previously on

Survivor:

With his back against the wall,

Kenny, along with his trusted

ally, Crystal, engineered three

blindsides in a row.

Charlie, the tribe has spoken.

...to create the most powerful

alliance in the game.

I'm like a little rat.

I go...

You mess with me, then you're

gone in this game.

PROBST: His smartest play was

when he convinced Susie to

switch alliances and join him.

It's going down, Kenny.

I knew you were my boy.

PROBST: The only potential

roadblocks on his path to the

finals are the two hidden

immunity idols: a real one...

Mm. Okay.

PROBST: ...owned by Sugar...

I found it.

PROBST: ...and an

amazing-looking counterfeit

created by Bob.

This is my new fake idol.

PROBST: If either idol comes

into play, the game changes, and

Kenny's plans could go up in

smoke.

It's sort of like when you're

holding up a bank.

You don't necessarily need the

g*n.

If they think you got a g*n,

they might leave you alone.

PROBST: Eight are left.

Who will be voted out tonight?

Let's get it going, man.

That's right.

Nobag back in the hizzy.

[laughter]

Nobag.

Kenny and Crystal know

exactly what's going on in camp.

They know the power is shifting.

That was an intense session.

Dude, that was the biggest w*r

zone yet.

Yeah.

[laughter]

Everybody better be pretty

happy right here.

I thought I was the target

tonight because I was pissing

a whole bunch of people off.

That wasn't the case.

They made more of a smart vote.

Charlie's got a lot of friends.

I don't.

'Cause he's the big threat.

He's a good sport.

Yes, he is.

He's awesome.

He went out with class.

And we're in Gabon for

another full moon.

I'm gonna do whatever I think

I can do.

When I wake up tomorrow

morning, I'm going to

reevaluate the situation and

hope to come out with something.

I mean, Kenny and Crystal are

taking out my entire alliance.

My chances are very slim.

You know, most likely, me, Bob

and Randy-- we're going to go

home, and we don't know in what

order, but we're going to go

home.

It's crazy.

Yeah, they just...

Like the beginning of the

game again.

Captioning sponsored by

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Oh, yeah.

[indistinct chatter]

I know.

But if you have it...

You don't?

No.

Everybody besides Corinne,

Randy, and Bob know that I have

the idol.

Bob still thinks the idol's out

there.

I kind of feel bad about it,

but it is hilarious.

Okay.

You did?

That does look very good.

You are very creative.

How did you make that, Bob?

I stole some of those beads.

I took that resin and put it

down there.

Oh, my God, they're awesome.

Looks good.

That's really good.

Fooled you.

So...

You know, this game is

getting crazy.

Bob has made himself a fake

idol, and he made it out of

resin and beads.

And it's got a little happy face

on it.

I guess Bob might have some kind

of strategy in showing me the

fake immunity idol.

Maybe he's an evil genius.

I don't know.

Just try and... try and relax.

You really think it's Susie,

Crystal, and, uh...?

Kenny, yes.

And-And Kenny in the final

three?

Yes, I do.

But I think they've probably

sold that story to Sugar and

Matty, and they're so stupid,

they buy it.

I mean, don't they realize

there's five of them?

They can't all be final three.

Yeah.

Hello!

There's a whole lot of game

left, though, you know?

Corinne is still an ally, but

what can you do with two people?

We've got immunity idols.

We got huge physical threats

like Matty.

Uh, I continue...

I'm planning on just continuing

to be my same charming self.

I don't like any of these

people.

I hate them!

And I hate them.

And if I pretended to be nice

and like them, like Matty's

doing, I'm not very good at

that.

It would show through, and I

said, the only...

You're less damaging to

yourself by just shutting it

down.

Yeah. Well-Well, shutting it

down, as well as continue to

being nice.

Don't even bother trying to

be nice to Sugar, you know.

Just keep away from them and

work on Matty, and just see if

you can get him to understand

he's going to be on the chopping

block.

The hand I have to...

Give him the final three with

us.

Desperate times call for

desperate measures.

We've got to get somebody to

flip-flop now and come with us,

and that somebody has got to be

Matty because the credibility

of all the others is crap.

You guys!

Tree mail has individual

envelopes for everybody!

[gasps and cheers]

"Going, going, gone.

He who hesitates is lost.

Nourishment and power.

Everything has its cost."

Auction, sounds like.

Auction.

500.

I'm not going to spend a dime

in the auction unless I get

something that is going to help

me stay in this game.

I mean, that is worth every

penny of $500.

Nothing tastes better than

$500, except a million.

[bird squeaking]

PROBST: Welcome to the

Survivor auction.

You each have 500 U.S. dollars.

Bidding will be in increments

of $20.

You cannot pool money.

You cannot share food.

Okay.

PROBST: Ready for your first

item?

Yes.

Yes.

PROBST: Beer.

Uh-oh!

[laughter]

PROBST: And peanuts.

Start the bidding.

$20.

PROBST: $20 to Randy.

$40.

PROBST: $40 to Sugar.

$60.

$80.

PROBST: $80 to Sugar.

$100.

$160.

PROBST: Sugar jumps right to

$160.

$180.

PROBST: Beer looking good?

$180 to Randy.

Going once, going twice.

Sold to Randy.

Three cold bears and peanuts.

I don't love beer that much.

I just wanted to up the ante

for him.

PROBST: Enjoy.

Thank you.

PROBST: Next item.

It will remain covered.

$100.

PROBST: $100 to Kenny.

Two even.

PROBST: $200 to Randy.

$300.

PROBST: $300 to Kenny.

Ooh!

$320.

PROBST: $320 to Randy.

I think that's all he has.

$340.

PROBST: $340 to Kenny.

Going once, twice.

Sold to Kenny for $340.

Here you go, Jeff.

Kenny deserves something

sweet.

Awesome.

PROBST: This is what you just

bought.

Oh!

PROBST: Open it up and read

it right here.

Read it out loud.

"Send yourself or someone

else to Exile Island.

If you send someone else, you

take all of their money."

Oh.

PROBST: You have a choice.

You can send yourself...

I need a lot of money.

PROBST: ...or someone else.

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!

I'll take Bob.

PROBST: All right, Kenny, go

get Bob's money.

I'm sorry, Bob.

When I had the choice to send

anybody to Exile Island, I'm,

like, "Okay, Bob, give me your

money.

I'm sorry, but you can go to

Exile Island."

He doesn't know the idol's not

there 'cause Sugar has it.

And Bob couldn't find it last

time, so he-he wants to give it

another shot to find it.

PROBST: Here is a map to

Exile Island.

You will return in time for the

next immunity challenge.

Works for me.

PROBST: Straight out.

All right. Thanks.

[laughter]

PROBST: Next item up for bid.

$100.

$120.

PROBST: $120 to Matty.

$200.

PROBST: $200 to Randy.

$300.

$320.

PROBST: $320 to Randy.

That's all his money?

I think so.

I think so.

He can have it, then.

$340.

PROBST: $340 to Sugar.

Oh, God.

PROBST: $340 to Sugar.

Going once, going twice.

Sold.

Come on up.

Hmm.

[laughter]

PROBST: $340.

All right, Sugar, this is what

you bought.

Yeah!

Oh!

Oh, my God!

What is it?

Chocolate and peanut butter.

Oh, my God!

Just what she wanted.

Chocolate and peanut butter.

Thank you very much.

God.

Aah!

Chocolate...

PROBST: Next item.

A hot bath.

Oh!

PROBST: Everything you need

to get clean.

Hmm.

PROBST: And a clean set of

your clothes.

Oh!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Kenny.

$320.

PROBST: Randy doesn't

hesitate.

$320.

And get some new clothes.

$340.

PROBST: $340 to Susie.

I bid $100 to bathe her if

she wins.

Ew.

Yeah, that's not gonna

happen.

PROBST: $340 to Susie.

Going once, going twice.

Sold to Susie.

You can count it.

PROBST: Okay.

You should have gone for

that, Kenny.

[laughter]

Would you cuddle with a rich

man?

[laughter]

Oh!

Ooh, yay!

Ooh! Yes!

[laughter]

PROBST: Ready for your next

item?

Yes.

PROBST: I think everybody

here is going to bid on this

item.

Oh, my God.

Burger and fries?

$100.

$120.

$140.

$320.

PROBST: $320 to Randy.

$340.

PROBST: $340 to Kenny.

$400.

PROBST: $400 to Matty.

You can have it.

PROBST: $400.

$400 to Matty.

PROBST: Once, twice.

Sold to Matty.

Kenny had a lot more money,

passed it up.

$400 for a cheeseburger, fries,

the fixings, and a soda.

Oh, and it's on a ciabatta

bun.

Oh, man. Nice.

[laughter]

I think I'm actually going

to get out, guys.

It's really hot.

No, don't get out!

What the hell are you doing,

woman?!

This is the first bath you've

had in 28 days.

PROBST: You done in your

bath?

Yep.

PROBST: All right.

That's cuckoo.

I would have been there the

whole time.

PROBST: Next item will remain

covered.

Let's try $100.

PROBST: 100 to Kenny.

Two even.

PROBST: 200 to randy.

Keep going.

220.

240.

260.

280.

He can have it.

PROBST: Kenny, giving it up

again.

Yeah, he can have it.

I know it's going to be

something bad.

Ooh, Kenny.

PROBST: Sold to Randy, $280.

What is that?

Ooh, good job, Randy!

PROBST: Spaghetti, garlic

bread, and a glass of wine.

Sorry, man.

Next item, inside this sealed

bottle is a note.

This note gives you a huge

advantage in the next immunity

challenge.

All 500.

PROBST: Suddenly, Corinne is

interested.

That makes Kenny the only one

with enough money to outbid her.

PROBST: Going once...

Going twice...

Yeah?

PROBST: Kenny gives it up

again.

Sold to Corinne for $500.

I hope it was worth it.

PROBST: Here's how this

works.

Take this bottle.

It needs to remain sealed until

I see you at the next immunity

challenge.

Okay, thanks.

PROBST: Next item: first 20

bucks buys this for the tribe.

20.

PROBST: Sold to Randy.

He was quick!

Thank you, Randy.

PROBST: You bought this for

the tribe.

How sweet, Randy.

PROBST: You just made a lot

of people very happy.

Oh, my God!

[cheering]

Thank you, Randy!

I can have them all to

myself if I want?

PROBST: For the tribe, Randy.

Okay.

Who wants one?

Would you like one?

I don't want one, thank you.

Are you sure?

I couldn't possibly.

Would you like one?

Sure.

Randy, this is so awesome.

Are you sure, Sugar?

Matty is getting it.

It's not yours to give to

Matty.

I'm the boss.

You can have two, if you'd like.

Oh, I'll take one and a half.

Can I do that?

Sure.

PROBST: So, Randy, you're

giving part of Sugar's to

Corinne?

Uh, Sugar doesn't have one.

I offered her one, and she

didn't take one, so, they're

mine.

Thank you.

You want half?

Yes, please.

Go for it.

Thank you.

Last chance, you can have a

full one.

Thank you.

PROBST: Randy offers Sugar

his own cookie.

She takes it and gives it to

Matty.

Yeah, would you like to

repeat that?

PROBST: Wow.

I think it worked out the way

it worked out.

Randy, you at least have to

take this.

This is better for me.

You sure?

PROBST: Well, I'd suggest you

start eating those quickly

'cause the Survivor auction is

over.

Sugar-- she can kiss my a*s.

If she thinks I was bad before,

I'm just going to turn it up a

notch.

There's a lot of fight left in

this dog.

PROBST: Have a good night.

Welcome home, Nobag.

[laughter]

Check it out.

Corinne, I have to say, good

things come to those who wait.

That's right.

I thought you were blowing

it, but you made the good

decision.

And, Sugar, I have to say, that

was the most righteous gift I've

ever been given.

What gift, Matty?

You got to be kidding me.

That wasn't a gift from her,

man.

Weren't you watching?

Thought she handed it to me.

Yeah, but that was my cookie.

I didn't get one.

Oh.

You had two, I had none.

Sorry.

But not your fault.

I left the auction broke, full,

half drunk, and pissed off.

I got a little room left for

one big cookie.

So I'm going to burn this house

down in the next day or so.

Oh, my God.

Over a cookie.

Over a cookie.

How funny is that?

Oh, my gosh.

Have you ever seen a grown man

get so mad over a chocolate

chip cookie?

And the only reason I took his

damn cookie is because he didn't

want to give me a cookie.

He wanted to give everybody a

cookie but Sugar because

Sugar's evil.

How you feeling, big buddy?

Still bitter?

Ah, there's no one to talk

to.

Nobody listens to me.

What about me?

You're busy talking to

everybody else, man.

What we witnessed today at the

auction-- I mean, I was treated

like a dog.

You've set yourself up,

Randy.

We've got to drop the attitude

and just be cool.

I'm not going to try to talk

to them, any of them.

You know, obviously, we're in

a desperate position.

We're three people.

You guys were five.

So, you know that if you, you

know, if you have any kind of

idea, if you'd like to work with

us in any way, we're certainly

open to it.

You're on the outs.

The final three in this game is

Kenny, Susie, and Crystal.

Matty's got two ways to play.

He can stay with the original

Fang and go to the finals that

way, or he can come with me and

Corinne and Bob and have a shot

at winning.

It's nothing to be ashamed

of.

I just arrived at Exile.

I'm going to go for the clue for

the immunity idol, and that's a

real clear choice for me.

The next couple Tribals, there's

a very tight group that are

going to vote Corinne, Randy,

and myself off.

"Across the lake you see so

well, there lies a sandy crater.

The object hidden in its floor

will surely help you later."

Oh, damn.

I realized the extra clue I got

this time was a clue that I'd

already found on my own last

time.

I was a little depressed, but I

got a lot of time here, and what

I'm going to do is, I'm going to

go for my own little safari.

I just think that will be more

rewarding for me than aimlessly

looking around for an idol.

♪ ♪

When I came to Africa, I came

here to experience not only

Survivor, but to sort of learn

about myself, to really think

about how lucky a person I am,

what a wonderful family I have.

It takes your breath away.

And what a beautiful place

Africa is.

I see why they call it the

Garden of Eden.

Trying?

Trying?

Are you even gonna try?

Okay, I'm coming.

I'm going to sit down and

express.

Express?

[overlapping chatter]

Okay, you guys, we're getting

down to a point where it's

pretty dicey for us.

Yeah.

Okay, so, we-we got to keep

the five of us strong, right?

Yes.

Yes.

Randy.

Obviously, it's a no-brainer.

He's set himself up.

He's made his own coffin.

Yes...

But...

But?

Bob should go next just to

get him out of the loop, so he

doesn't win immunities and end

our five-some up.

Randy's not going to win any

challenges.

Corinne's not going to win any

challenges.

Bringing them in to the final

final six, final seven is way

safer for us.

I think Bob should go next.

I'm noticing now that Matty

is really playing the game and

that he is trying to take

control, and that he is a

physical threat, and he's trying

to get rid of Bob, who is the

other physical threat, and hang

on to Randy for some reason.

Is he going to join up with

Randy 'cause he's wizening up

and know that it's smart to have

a jerk at the end?

We got to have a plan, so it

it has to be Bob.

Okay.

It has to be Randy, then

Corinne.

Bob, Randy, Corinne.

Okay.

That's the order.

Then we're down to the four.

It sucks.

I know it sucks, but stop...

Hello!

Okay, fine.

Here he is.

Here-Here he comes.

Here he comes.

Bob, Randy, Corinne.

Bob, Randy, Corinne.

I know.

Good morning, sunshine.

What you got for me?

FYI, I'm crashing and burning

today.

I love this.

I stayed up all night just

thinking of the most diabolical

thing that we could do to keep

us in the game and get the worst

person in this game out.

Corinne, myself, and Bob are on

the outside.

Our only chance is to shake

things up.

I'm going to be crashing and

burning all day, make everybody

miserable, showing these

morons...

Just putting them in their

place.

The plan is for me to act really

nasty, continue to mix it up

with everybody, and the old Fang

people are going to vote for me.

Our only prayer is if Bob would

give me the idol.

This is a good idea.

Everyone vote me out.

I spring the idol out at Tribal.

Susie is three votes, and goes

home.

I love it.

It's our only prayer.

That's a great plan.

We get the feeling that Bob

probably found the immunity

idol, and the plan is to

convince Bob to give me the

hidden immunity idol.

I play the idol.

Voilà-- Susie, joke's on you.

You're going home.

So, think about it, enjoy the

thought. Yeah.

I don't need to think about

it.

I'm-I'm totally on board.

I'm going to talk to Bob...

I mean, it buys us three more

days, and something new could

happen.

I will talk to Bob.

Let me see if I can get Bob on

board.

You like it?

I love it.

I not only want Susie to go

home, but I want to blindside

her.

The reason that myself and

Corinne and Bob are in the

predicament we are in is because

Susie flipped.

She went with Crystal and Kenny,

and they voted Marcus out.

That's part of the game, but the

hell with her.

Uh, this would be sweet, sweet

revenge.

[Randy imitates yawning]

Why do you have to tell the

world?

There's not a...

There's not a normal person

among them, except you, and you

even... even whored yourself

out.

Oh, my God.

Don't do this, dude.

Don't.

You know you have.

You know, I don't blame you.

It's worth a million dollars to

you.

It's not to me.

Oh, my God.

Randy just sealed his fate, you

know.

I've done what I can.

And if you're not going to

listen to what I have to say or

take my advice, then, I mean,

there's nothing I can do.

It's a no-brainer that Randy

has to go home now, and he's

going out with a bang.

Guess how many of those

cookies I ate?

Those freaking cookies.

I was in charge of every

single one of them, but I didn't

get any.

It-it was for the tribe, and I

could do anything-- I could put

it in the dirt and stomp on it,

if I wanted to.

I got the impression that you

really didn't want to give it...

To anybody.

I'm tired of this story.

Thank you.

You're right.

I'm done.

Then shut the [bleep] up.

I can talk when I want.

Randy got to go.

Randy needs to go.

He is a troll.

He is wreaking havoc in the

Nobag tribe.

That man.

He's going home.

Oh, yeah, doesn't matter.

I like where I'm sitting

right now.

They're all freaking out.

And that's a real good thing.

The more they freak out, the

more paranoia sets, the more

Operation Strong-arm can be

effective.

Man, we've still got an immunity

challenge to play.

PROBST: Come on in, guys!

We'll now bring in Bob returning

from Exile Island.

How's it going, Bob?

Good morning, g*ng.

PROBST: You guys ready to get

to today's immunity challenge?

Yes.

PROBST: First things first--

take back the necklace, Susie.

Thank you.

PROBST: Once again, immunity

is back up for grabs.

For today's challenge, you will

race across a series of balance

beams carrying a bag of puzzle

blocks.

When you reach the finish,

you'll head back to the start,

do it again.

The first two people to get

their three bags across the

line move on to the final round.

In the final round, you will

empty your bags filled with

puzzle blocks.

You must arrange those puzzle

blocks along a multi-angled

platform while avoiding trip

wires which could tip your

blocks, forcing you to start

over.

Mmm.

PROBST: Your goal is to

arrange your blocks so they will

fall one into another like

dominoes, raising a flag.

First person to raise their flag

wins immunity, is guaranteed a

one-in-seven shot at winning

this game and a million dollars.

Losers, Tribal Council.

Somebody will be voted out.

Corinne, at the auction, you

bought an advantage in today's

immunity challenge.

You have the bottle?

Please be something magical.

This is good.

"You will sit out for the first

stage of this challenge and

move directly into the final

round."

PROBST: Huge advantage in

this challenge.

Thank you!

PROBST: Corinne is now

guaranteed a one-in-three shot

at winning this challenge and

staying alive in this game.

Corinne gets to sit out the

first round.

Everybody else, we'll get

started.

Here we go.

For immunity, first two people

to finish move on to the final

round.

Survivors, ready?

Go!

Matty off to a quick start.

Matty doesn't hesitate, has his

first bag across.

Kenny has his first bag across.

It is Matty and Kenny.

Bob is across.

Susie's across.

Matty across with his second

bag.

Sugar, no good, gotta go back.

Here comes Kenny with his second

bag.

Matty's got his final bag.

Susie with her second bag.

Kenny makes it with his second

bag.

Bob falls off, no good.

Gotta go back.

Matty's across with three bags.

Matty's moving on.

Susie has her second bag.

Damn it!

PROBST: Sugar and Crystal

fall.

One spot left to get to the

final round.

Who's going to get it?

Kenny with a big leap.

Kenny moves on to the final.

It is Kenny, Matty, and Corinne

in the final round.

All right, in the final round,

Kenny, Matty, Corinne.

For immunity, survivors, ready?

Go!

Your job is to arrange those

puzzle blocks like a nice line

of dominoes.

Matty, Corinne, starting at the

front.

Kenny moving to the end, working

his way backwards, three

different strategies.

Where this challenge gets tricky

is when you have to start

maneuvering with those trip

ropes.

One wrong move on those trip

ropes could knock over

everything you've built so far.

Corinne making a lot of

progress.

Matty seems to have the early

lead.

Corinne taking her time.

Kenny's pieces go down.

Kenny may have made it more

difficult, starting at the end.

Matty very close to knocking

everything over.

Kenny picking up his fallen

pieces.

Corinne making a lot of

progress.

Question is: have you spaced

them properly?

Matty has a bit of a lead if

he's right.

Corinne still in it.

Kenny and Matty arranging their

last pieces.

Matty has two blocks left.

If he's wrong, it's a lot of

work for nothing.

Kenny gathering his last blocks.

Kenny coming on strong now.

Suddenly, Kenny's nearly

complete.

Everybody's still in this

challenge.

Jeff, I got it.

PROBST: Kenny's going to give

it a shot.

Push it?

PROBST: Push it.

Come on!

Go! Go!

PROBST: Kenny's doesn't work.

He's got to rearrange it.

Matty now heading back.

Do not panic!

Take your time!

Corinne now looking good.

Corinne, by being calm, has kept

herself in this challenge.

Matty has placed all his blocks.

Is he ready to give it a try?

Ready to give it a try, Jeff!

All right, I'm going to try

it again, Jeff.

PROBST: Kenny's ready to give

another shot.

I'm trying it, Jeff.

PROBST: Corinne is now going.

Matty's in on it.

This is it right here.

Everybody has their blocks

moving.

Who is going to finish first?

Matty's halfway through.

Kenny's looking good.

Million dollars on the line.

Does it go, Corinne?

Almost.

Oh! Oh!

Oh!

PROBST: No, Corinne's stopped

short.

Matty's doesn't go.

Go! Go! Go!

PROBST: Kenny wins immunity!

Kenny, come on over.

Congratulations.

With this around your neck, you

are safe at tonight's Tribal

Council.

As for the rest of you, after 30

days, this game will come to an

end for one of you.

Grab your stuff.

Head back to camp.

I will see you at Tribal.

Congratulations.

Randy and I needed to win.

Now, I'm going on a wing and a

prayer that Bob has the idol.

I just need to figure out if he

has it or not.

I was so close.

♪ ♪

I can't believe it.

I can.

It's awesome!

Hey, Kenny, good job.

Very good job.

Yeah, thanks, guys.

Good job, bro.

Matty was like so close, too.

That was insane.

I am 75% sure that I need the

idol tonight because they're

going to vote for me.

Ideally, tonight, Bob gives me

the idol, and whoever Corinne,

Bob, and I decide to send home

will be going home.

Right now, it looks like Susie.

Okay.

Well, I... that's what I kind of

feel like now, too.

I really would feel guilty if

Bob went home and I stayed.

But if he even semi-offers it,

I'm going to take it.

I know you guys aren't going

to believe me if I tell you I

don't have the idol.

And you-you have to...

It wouldn't matter.

I do believe you.

I have your best interests in

mind.

Um, you can vote for whoever you

want, but it might behoove you

to vote against Randy.

We don't need him here.

Yeah, I know.

And it might buy you some time,

and if it doesn't buy you some

time, I got another plan.

Randy is an a*s, and I loathe

him with every inch of my being.

Thanks, sweetie. Bye.

Bye.

The guy is a bigot.

He offends everyone.

And maybe that's his game, but

I'm not even worried about that

because Randy's gone.

You didn't tell anybody that

you didn't find it, right?

I think that Randy would fall

for it.

Your idol.

If I give him the fake one?

And it... it would be

hilarious.

If you think he'd fall for

it, but I just, you know...

Yeah, don't worry.

If we figure out a way for me

to give it to Randy, I will do

that.

Sugar wants to play the joke on

Randy.

My life expectancy is a little

bit better off allowing her to

have the satisfaction of me

giving Randy the-the idol.

I've got nothing to lose.

It's not a real idol.

I can't save myself with it.

The only way I can save myself

for another Tribal Council is by

convincing somebody else to use

it, and I think it should do the

trick.

I want to run through the

options with you.

Okay, obviously, the only Hail

Mary we've got is the idol,

which I assume you found.

Okay.

And you know you cannot tell

anybody you found the idol, at

all.

Other than me or Randy, you

cannot trust anybody, especially

not Sugar.

Obviously, if you found the

idol, the smartest strategy

would be to give it to Randy

if you thought that Randy was

getting voted out 'cause it

would save us.

If at the end of the day, I

think they're going to go for

Randy...

You're going to give it for

Randy.

I'm going to give it to Randy

and the three of us vote for

Susie.

Yeah, no matter what, the

three of us vote for Susie.

I love you.

Thank you for coming back.

And thank you for finding the

idol.

That was...

I'm trying to figure out

what to do.

What I'm thinking is you've

pissed everybody off so much...

I'm going tonight.

If I gave you that idol...

Bob has not only told me that

he has the idol, but he showed

it to me.

I saw it.

It was two feet away from me.

I am thrilled that Bob found

the idol.

I'm especially thrilled that

he's willing to give it over to

me.

The hit is on Susie.

Susie, yeah.

Make sure Corinne and-and...

all I can offer you now is, if

you're in the finals and I'm

not, you got my vote for a

million.

Save some starch for me when

we...

It's a deal.

We got word that the hit is on,

on me tonight, so Bob did one of

the most, uh, selfless acts I've

ever seen, which was, uh, to

give me his hidden immunity

idol.

There is going to be some

surprised people tonight, I

think, and I'm here for three

more days.

Looks like an idol to me.

You're a genius.

I cannot believe you did that.

I cannot wait to see this.

You are awesome.

Thank you.

Make it worth my while.

Oh, I will.

Don't worry.

I'm making it worth your while.

You kick butt, dude.

[laughing]

PROBST: I'll now bring in the

members of our jury.

Marcus and Charlie, voted out

at the last Tribal Council.

Let's start with the auction.

It ended with what should have

been a happy note.

Randy buys a plate of chocolate

chip cookies for the tribe, but

it didn't go down so smoothly.

Sugar, what was your take on

how it all played out?

Well, Randy offered me his

last cookie, which I wasn't

really thinking about it being

his last cookie.

I just thought that they were

for the tribe, and so I took it,

and I gave it to Matty, and

we've heard about it for three

days.

PROBST: Randy, looking back

on your actions, did you play it

the right way?

Was that appropriate?

It wasn't the last cookie.

It was my cookie.

And honestly, I was testing her.

I could have thrown them on the

ground and stomped on them if I

wanted to, or I could have been

generous like I was.

PROBST: So you think their

reaction was maybe a little

harsh because you did offer

everybody a cookie?

Yes, and I even offered Sugar

one twice.

It's freaking cookies.

My God, we're grown-ups.

It's stupid.

PROBST: Susie, why is this

seemingly funny story about a

cookie so representative of this

game?

You're really getting to know

people's true colors and what

they're really like 'cause I

have actually questioned,

thinking, "God, you know, is

Randy really like this?"

He's actually probably a person

that's really hurting.

I feel kind of sorry for him

because he probably is very sad.

You know, actually, saying "I

feel sorry" for somebody is

another way of saying, "How

pathetic."

Oh, my apologies.

I don't mean it that way.

And I was totally sincere

with the cookie, too.

I swear I was.

That's why I went off today.

So...

PROBST: Corinne, it sounds

like something happened at camp

today.

Randy says he went off.

What happened?

I don't even know what

started it, but all of a sudden,

I hear something to the effect

of, "Shut up," directed from

Randy at Susie.

And it's a very awkward thing

to be sitting through.

PROBST: Crystal, can you feel

the tension ramping up as we get

into the very tail end of this

game?

I sure can feel the tension

ramping up.

Like, for instance, the cookie

conversation that exploded into

a blatant disrespect to a grown

woman... to me, under any other

circumstances, that's hands down

for a slap.

PROBST: Is there any chance

that Randy's playing some sort

of game?

If-if... if this is him, then

he's giving it to me raw.

And I will never talk to him

outside of this situation.

But if this is his game and no

one's going to possibly reject

me and I'm going to get to the

end, then that's his game.

PROBST: Bob, let's talk about

your second trip to Exile

Island.

Is anybody brave enough to bring

up the notion of the hidden

immunity idol?

Oh, oh, yeah, yeah.

I made a point of not letting

people know for sure whether I

had it or I didn't have it

because it's part of the game.

And I'm here to play.

PROBST: Randy, I know you're

worried every time you come to

Tribal, but with so much

animosity directed toward you,

how worried are you tonight?

You're wrong about one thing.

I haven't been worried every

time I come to Tribal.

And I am a bit worried tonight,

though.

You're right about that.

But 30 days is a pretty good

run.

PROBST: So, if it's you

tonight, you're okay with that?

No, I would not be okay with

leaving.

I want to stay.

PROBST: With that, it is time

to get to the vote.

Kenny, you have the individual

immunity necklace.

You can keep it for yourself or

give it to somebody else.

I will keep it tonight, Jeff.

PROBST: You cannot vote for

Kenny.

Everybody else is fair game.

It is time to vote.

Matty, you're up.

I'm voting you, Susie,

'cause payback's a b*tch.

You are a disgusting, old,

hotheaded, chauvinistic,

alcoholic bigot, and you need to

grow up before you die alone.

And a loser.

This vote is not strategic.

It's strictly personal.

[loudly]: You have made my

life hell from day one!

Forget you!

Go home!

Good-bye.

PROBST: I'll go tally the

votes.

If anybody has the hidden

immunity idol and you want to

play it, now would be the time

to do so.

PROBST: Thank you.

The rules of Survivor state that

if a hidden immunity idol is

played, then the votes cast

against that person will not

count, and the person with the

next highest number of votes

will be voted out.

This is not a hidden immunity

idol.

[laughing]

All votes cast against Randy

will count.

I'll now read the votes.

First vote... Randy.

Randy-- two votes Randy.

Susie.

Susie.

Two votes Randy;

two votes Susie.

That's three votes Susie;

two votes Randy.

Randy.

That's three votes Randy;

three votes Susie.

Randy.

That's four votes Randy;

three votes Susie.

One vote left.



Survivor: Gabon, and the third

member of our jury: Randy.

Need to bring me your torch.

Randy, the tribe has spoken.

Time for you to go.

Well, after tonight's Tribal

Council, it's very clear this

game is coming down to one

thing: trust.

Can't wait to see how it plays

out.

Grab your torches.

Head back to camp.

Good night.

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Survivor:

Being voted out by these

bozos is probably one of the

best accolades anyone could get.

The hell with these freaking

people.

I hope Corinne does well if she

was not in on today's plot, and

I don't think she was.

You know, most of the others,

with the exception of Matty, I

hope they get bit by a green