03x11 - KaFun!

[bunniefuu]

Wake up the masses!

Assume the crash position.

Hold on tight!

Take a deep breath...

For a cartoon cramaganza!

Ah!

Iiiiit's...

Kablam!

Where cartoons and comics collide.

Now to take you inside and turn the pages,

Here are your hosts, henry and june.



Buenos nachos, kablamigos,

And welcome to another...

Ow!! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

Mm, that looks bad.

[Squeak!]

When was the last time you had a tetanus booster?

I don't--ow!

What is that?!

Looks like a number fastening bolt.

Used to hold up a number ...

Ah!

Spotlight.

That's it. I'm calling the network.

[Phone ringing]i demand some answers.

Heh heh. Oh, yes.

Heh heh, hoo hoo.

Hello.

Uh-uh, hold on.

Fred stockdale speaking.

Do you see what's going on here? I'm getting k*lled!

And you're k*lling me. Ha ha.

Funny is money.

[Click, dial tone]

I don't believe it. He hung up on me!

Uh--henry, on second thought,

That bolt actually holds up...

Well, I've got news for him.

A whole bank of lights.

Er--while I fix henry's head,

Why don't you get your fix of action league now?

Dateline: the moonlit waters of big kitchen lake,

Where the chief tries out a dateline of his own.

Come here, baby, and give me a smoochy.

But snookums, shouldn't we be getting back to shore?

Don't worry, sweet little puddin' pot,

We're in the love boat.

Well, I'm getting love boat sick.

[Throwing up]

It's just a little breeze.

Here, let me comfort you.

Whaaaaa!

Unggh!

Ah!

And the unnatural cause of this natural disaster...

Heh heh! With my new wind machine,

I'm gonna blow the action league away. Literally!

Announcer: today's episode...

We find our heroes at action hq

Discussing a matter of vital importance.

Sorry we missed your party last night, stinky.

Yeah, I hope you didn't go to a lot of trouble.

Oh, no. Not at all.

Huh. Guess everyone's a bit late.

We wanted to come, but, uh...

I--had to-- wash my hair.

Uh--i had to wash-- my socks.

I thought we didn't go because his house is a toilet

And smells like you-know-what.

Hurumph! Would you look at the time.

So, me flat smells like you-know-what, eh.

Just for that, I'm never inviting any of yuz into my home again!

Fine.

Good. What a relief.

[Grunting]

Chief, what happened to you?

I got my fanny whacked by another freak wind storm!

If we don't do something, millions could die!

Lab guy, analysis.

There's nothing we can do.

Oh, well. Guess that's it for today.

All right! Yay! Half day!

Later that night.

Hey, roomies, where you going?

Mandy patinkin's on leno!

Aaahhh!

Looks like one action moron just found out which way the wind is blowing!

Heh heh heh heh heh!

Don't worry, melty, you'll be safe here.

You're a real pal, flesh.

Nighty-night!

Yeow!

Ah! Oh!

Not fun!

It's like the storm's following us wherever we go.

My house blowed away.

Relax. This house was built to last.

Until today!

Aaahhh!

It's a miracle. We're ok!

Ow!

With nowhere else to turn, our houseless heroes

Arrive at number two lavatory lane.

Let us in! Help!stinky!

What do you want?

The hurricane destroyed all of our houses. Let us in!

But I thought me house smelled like you-know-what.

It does, but we're desperate!

You had your chance.

Oh, no! It's starting again!

Hey, action lunkheads, say hello to your biggest fan.

The mayor!

You were expecting al roker?

But enough about me.

Aahh!

Announcer: will the league be blown to bits?

Will stinky stay selfishly sealed?

Find out in the action huffed conclusion of the...

Owoogah!

Now that's what I call kablamity.

Wo h*! Workplace hazards got to go.

Hey, hey! h* h*!

Workplace hazards got to go.

What gives, bucko?

You saw what happened, june,

With the lights and the konking...

And the lights.

Aren't you overreacting just a smidge?

No, I'm not overreacting.

It's not just me, june.

Why do you think the whole crew is standing behind me?

I told ya it was gonna be the number .

Aw, lucky guess.

Ha ha!

Come on, henster,

You've got to admit it is kinda funny.

And if it makes the people laugh, then--yah!

You were saying?

Hey, hey. h* h*. Workplace hazards got to go.

While we take it to the man,

Why don't you take it to prometheus and bob?

Announcer: what you are about to see is top secret.

It is a videotape recorded , years ago

By an alien using a remote-controlled camera.

It shows his attempts to educate a caveman.

They have been code-named the prometheus and bob tapes.

Tape .

Ok, here we are.

Hmm. [Sniff sniff]

Hmm?

Yeah. Great.

No. No, no, no.

Yeah.

No!

Hey, hey.

Ha ha ha ha.

Aaaahhhh.

[Angrily talking]

Hey.

Hey.

[Bbbpppp!]

Hey!

[Crunching sounds]

Announcer: hey, kablamoids!

Keep your heiner in the recliner.

Still to come, life with loopy,

Fuzzball,

And when we return,

More action league now!

Right here on kablam!

Announcer: the league blown away.

Stinky's throne still ok.

As time runs out, have the league's chances for survival

Gone down the tubes?

Heeeelp!

Stinky, please save us!stinky!

Will ya promise to come stay for a weekend at me beach house?

Yes!okee-dokee.

Hurry!

Welcome to chez stinky!

[Everyone] yeah!

Fools! Your dumper's no damper to me.

Ok, no more mr. Nice mayor.

Your john is gone.

Full power!

Uh-oh. Here's trouble.

Ooh, ow! Ow! Ooh! Eeh!

All clear!

We made it!

Thanks, stinky.

No problem. You blokes are gonna love me beach house.

Announcer: that weekend...

The smell!can't breathe!

Air, please!

Stinky: hey, what are you guys doing up here?

We're serving dinner downstairs!

[Others] heeelp!

Announcer: the end.

Boy, that action league...sure was skippin'!

June and I are about to give the boss man the what for

About kablam!'Sunsafe working conditions.

Now remember, he's a real slickster.

We've gotta stay on our toes.

Check.

Mr. Stockdale?

Who?

Oh, yes. What can I do ya for?

Studio tour? Free hats?

No, mr. Stockdale, we're henry and june,

And we demand to know what you plan on doing about...

Oh, yes. I think we can settle this right now.

With this nice new roll of dimes.

Hah! Get real, bub.

[Slowly] sh-i-ny.

Henry!

D-i-mes.

You can forget your blood money, mister.

We're walkin'!

Um, sir, we're still on the air.

Oh. I see.

♪ Go freddy, go freddy ♪

♪ Yeah freddy, go freddy ♪

♪ Ooh, kick it, kick it, freddy, freddy ♪

Hi. Larry here.

You know, I'm the kinda guy who avoids a fight whenever possible.

Run now, party later, that's my motto.

But with loopy around, sometimes it just isn't that simple.

Take last summer.

[Coughs]

Hey, what the--

Got a problem, string bean?

Uh--no. Uh.

Hey, bozo, don't you talk to my brother like that!

He could beat the pants off of you!

Uh--listen, that's not exactly--

Oh, you could, could ya?

Ok, tough guy, let's put it to the test.

Hey, tj. Come on, dude.

We'll be late for kick boxing class.

Listen. I'll meet you back here one week from today,

And we'll see who beats the pants off of who.

Loopy, what have you done?

I'm too young to die.

Don't soil your shorts, samson.

It's all under control. Look.

Sven strongaard's body basics.

Muscles of steel in only days.

Beat the pants off that bully-- or your money back.

Narrating: well, what could I do?

Seemed like sven was my only chance.

Loopy called the number.

And the very next day, I was on my way to he-man heaven

In the comfort of my own home.

Sven's course turned out to be everything the ad promised.

And by day , my pecs were pumped,

By biceps were bulging,

And my abs were slabs.

I'm a mean, pre-teen muscle machine.

And I owe it all to sven strongaard.

Now, being a hard body wasn't just a hobby.

It was a whole new lifestyle.

And that's something not everyone could relate to.

[Knock on door]

Uh, son. You've been in there for hours now.

The rest of us need a little private time, too, you know.

Boy, I'm starving. What's for dinner, mom?

Well, let me see now.

I guess we'll be ordering in--again.

Uh--excuse me, son. Mind if I switch to the gardening channel?

Tell you what, pops.

I'll wrestle ya for the remote.

Uh, well, now, I'm not so sure about that.

Ah!

Uh-oh. I've turned larry into a macho monster.

And there's only one person who can set him straight.

Hello, mr. Strongaard?

[Strong knock on door]loopy: larry, I think it's for you.

Hey. Who's the m*dget?

Sven strongaard.

Sven strongaard?!

But--but--

You don't look anything like your picture.

Mm-my dear, that comic book is years old.

The building of the body is no longer of interest to sven.

For as it is written in my new book,

The zen of sven,

The most important muscle in the body is the brain.

But--but--but--

Come, larry. You have much to learn from sven's teachings.

But we must start by losing these ridiculous bulges.

They are clearly impairing your thought processes.

Well, the zen of sven proved to be quite an eye opener.

And the very next day I was back at the beach,

And ready to face the music.

Ok, wimpoid, time to put up or shut up.

Very well, my friend. In the words of sven strongaard,

Though the mighty nordic moose is , times stronger

Than the clever arctic ant,

It takes but one ant to make that moose itch.

Are you calling me a moose?

So I guess sven's words of wisdom don't work for everyone,

But it didn't really matter.

Ow!

'Cause loopy had figured out an even better use for 'em.

Come on, bro, let's go home.

Now that we've walked off the show,

We've got those sl*ve drivers right where we want 'em.

No doubt. Everyone knows there's no show without us.

[Kablam!theme song]

[Robot-like] hey, kablamers, I'm herbie.

And I'm jane.

We're toast.

Don't worry, june.

Just wait'll they get hit on the head with a light.

Ouch. That hurt, jane.

Really?

No. Ha ha ha.

Ha ha-ha ha ha ha ha.

Oh, no! It's almost like they don't feel any pain!

There's something very strange about this.

Well, we are having a lot of fun, jane,

But now it is time for another cartoon.

Jane: ha ha ha ha ha.

Did you see that?

Yeah. That rake hit him in the head.

[Giggling]

Henry, he's a robot. They're both robots!

We've been replaced by machines!

Whoa. Looks like it's time for plan b.

You mean...

Yep. We high-tail it back to the studio

And beg for our jobs.

This is my town, west valley, pa.

And this is the highlight of the west valley social season,

The annual feast of st. Stanislas fair.

Every year, burton hinks goes on the zipper after eating funnel cakes

And proves that you don't buy a fried donut...

You rent it.

Every year, my bud cake and me

Stand under the salt and pepper shaker

And rake in the pocket dumpage.

And every year, another rusty old ride finally gives out.

But this year, I'm missing it all.

'Cause I don't have a ride.

They call me fuzzball,

And I'm stuck here like a dingle berry

'Cause my dad said he'd drive me and then remembered...

It's his stupid bowling night.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Fuzzball.

Your father works hard to put a little kielbasy on the table.

He deserves a little r and r once in a while.

Unbelievable.

I'm getting lectured by a figment of my own imagination.

That is so--

T-v-y.

And another thing, what's with those clothes?

Are you trying to look like a boy?

It's called style.

Yeah. If you're a boy.

That's it.

Oooowww!

You are in so much trouble!

Come on, fuzz. I think you're overreacting.

No, I'm serious, cake.

If I don't figure out how to fix this thing

Before my dad gets home,

I'm--hot buttered history.

Wait. I got a better idea.

I could change my name, get plastic surgery, and move to philly.

Or you could just go to that bowling trophy store.

Dude! Wrap it to go!

On second thought, I'll eat it here.

Who knew those things were so expensive?

And by the way, flap jack,

I'm not a boy!

It's a fashion statement.

Why do people keep saying that?

They must be jealous.

Here's a radical idea.

Tell your dad the truth.

Come on, cake, give me something I can use.

How about that?

When the going gets tough, the tough go bowling.

So, uh, how many of those sticks

Do I have to knock over to get the trophy?

.

That's it? Wrap it to go.

Sorry.

Must have been, uh, the wind.

Hey, it's called a practice throw.

Ah!

Man on p.a. System: your attention, please.

Bowlers are reminded to throw the ball

In the direction of the pins, thank you.

Let me guess, another practice throw.

Whaa!

[Sound of ball bouncing]

Attention, bowlers, in case there is any confusion,

The pins are the white, uh--pairs...

Located at the far end of the lane. Thank you.

Uh, fuzz? Is this one for real?

I'm all out of eraser.

Whhaaaa!

Maybe I should just tell my dad the truth.

I'm sure he'd understand.

Or maybe not.

Man on p.a.: Attention, lane .

What do I have to do to get you to leave?

[Ding!]

Well, that was easy.

I bet that guy would've given us his car

To get us out of there.

Ha ha ha ha.

You know, fuzz, I still think you should

Tell your dad the truth about what happened.

Why? Because he'd probably understand

And think the whole thing was funny?

No. 'Cause there's a lady on that trophy.

How're you doin', fella?

Aahh. Looks like I'm gonna I'm gonna eat her here.

Boy, what a show it's been.

One of our kablamiest ever.

[Laughing, robot-like] ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha! [Choking]

Mr. Stockdale, we're sorry for walking off the set.

Just give us our jobs back.

Please forgive us. We'll never do it again.

I'm sorry. Have we met?

We're henry and june,

The hosts of kablam!

That's impossible. Herbie and jane are the hosts.

Look at 'em. They're perfect.

Robots never complain or ask for food

Or drink or even breath mints.

It's go, go, go.

[June whistling casually]

They're completely unstoppable.

Oh, no. It's over.

Now who's going to host the show?

[Clears throat]

We could step in.

You? Have you ever been on television before?

Oh, no matter.

Just go out there and give it all you've got.

That's all the time we have for tonight, kablamdroids.

Be sure to join us next time right here on ka--

Ooh! --Blam.

Unsafe at any speed. Just the way you like it.

Aaahhh!

Announcer: join us again next time.

Same kablam!time,

Same kablam!network!