04x11 - Just Chillin

[bunniefuu]

Wake up the masses!

Assume the crash position.

Hold on tight!

Take a deep breath...

For a cartoon kramaganza.

For a cartoon kramaganza.

For a cartoon kramaganza.

Iiiiit's...

Kablam!

Where cartoons and comics collide.

Now to take you inside and turn the pages,

Here are your hosts, henry and june.





Hey there, lovers of the cartoon kram.

I'm june and we've got a real kablamaganza coming at ya.

Isn't that right, henrik?

Henry?

[Toilet flushes]

Kablama-who?

Kablamaganza.

You know, take kablam!,

Smash it into extravaganza,

And what you get is...

What you get is...

Oh, crud. Look at us, henry.

We're just phoning it in.

This is network tv.

We could be canceled at any moment.

We have to live each show as if it were our last.

We promised our audience a kablamaganza,

So what do you say we give 'em one?

Announcer guy, let's take it from the top.

Announcer: here are your hosts, henry and june.

[More enthusiastically] hey, there, lovers of the cartoon kram.

I'm june, and like the man said--

Ninjas at o'clock!

[Screaming]

There's too many. We'll never defeat them.

Never say never, june. Just say...

Hi-yaa! Hi-yaa!

While we save the world from people who know kung fu...

And stamp out boring humdrum television...

Why don't you watch race rabbit?

♪ Go race rabbit, tearing up the tracks ♪

♪ With his turbo rabbit racer and the super chip, m.a.x. ♪

♪ He's a burnin' rubber bunny with a need for speed ♪

♪ But he's always got time for anybody in need ♪

♪ Go, go, race rabbit, with the turbo thrust ♪

♪ 'Cause those inbred boolies from the upper crust ♪

♪ Want to catch you and stuff you but they're way too slow ♪

♪ So go, race rabbit, go, go, go! ♪

Welcome back to the sir walter raleigh rally.

We're nearing the conclusion and cr-r-r-r-revins,

And it looks likes that furry, fuel-injected fireball

Race rabbit is going to win with ease.

M.a.x.: Unbelievable. We're actually going to win a rally

Without one single call or interruption!

[Beeping]

Perhaps you spoke too soon, m.a.x..

Don't answer that, race. I'm sure it's a wrong number.

It's the minister of sweets,

Calling from the big international peace conference.

Help, race rabbit.

One of our agents is stranded.

We need you to pick up some microfilm

And get it to the peace conference...

P.d.q.

What is it, minister?

It's the top secret recipe for strawberries and cream.

It's the only thing that will keep

The generalissimo at the table.

Don't worry, minister. I'm on it like a wig on a lord.

[Engine revs]

For queen and country, race.

Godspeed, race rabbit.

Minister, we're on our way.

I must warn you, race.

This recipe has been a national secret since the th century.

Dessert chefs around the world will do anything for it.

They'll have to catch me first.

[Yelling]

All: oooh!

[Beeping]

M.a.x.: Race, we're getting pummeled with pie.

Don't worry, m.a.x.. It's only pie in the sky.

[Beeping]

Make a note for the mechanic, m.a.x.,

That the turbo deflector shield is on the fritz.

What else can go wrong!

[Evil chuckling]

Cheerio, race rabbit.

Allow me to introduce a dear, dear friend of mine....

Mr. Heat-seeking m*ssile.

Computer voice: target locked.

Don't touch that!

It's my job.

Come on! I never get to press the red button.

I'm going to push it!

No, me! No, me!

Me! Me!

Me!

Me!

There, there, I pressed it. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha--oh--oh--oh--oh....

Oh, poo.

[Beeping]

Race, sid boolie seems to be approaching

At kilometers per hour....

Ahhhhhhhhhh!

Curious.

[Beeping]

On a heat- seeking m*ssile!

That explains it.

Oh, yeah? Explain this.

[Beeping]

[All beeping]

Race. Minister.

[Whack] ugh!

Are you in trouble?

No trouble at all. In fact...

I was just about to order lunch.

Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

Computer: rabbit racer hot, texas chili hotter.

New target.

Oh, double poo.

Wahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Curse you, race rabbit!

This is incrediblissimo!

What an incredible day, race fans.

A worldwide, global, international crisis

Has been averted,

And race rabbit is moving up on the leaders.

Can he do it?

There's only one thing sweeter than strawberries and cream, m.a.x.

What's that, race?

Winning.

Hey, citizens of the united states of action.

Better buckle yourself in.

It's kablamaganza time.

Yowza! Talk about living each show as if it were your last.

You picked a nice day to take the train.

And a nice day to die.

Cool! It's academy award-winning actor jon voight!

Hey, jon.

Hi there. Great show, by the way.

Nice action stuff.

Sorry I can't stay.

Not so fast, big guy.

[Speaking french]

June: wow, how did we afford all of this?

I'm glad you asked, jennifer.

Choo-choo!

I just love choo choo trains, don't you?

All I do is move the money around.

Take it out of here, and move it right over here.

So, where did you move the money out of

To pay for all this stuff?

The color department...

And the animation budget. Had to slash that a bit, too.

Yeah, well you can slash your guest star budget, too.

This show is a disaster. I'm outta here.

Now, now, it's not so bad.

I'll tell you what I'll do.

I'llplay his part.

Grrr. I'll see you two in heck.

While we try to fix our show,

Why don't you fix your eyes on action league now!

Announcer: dateline: really big carnival,

Where the greatest superheroes in the world

Crack down on a crooked carny.

Meltman: wheeeee! This is fun! Wheeee!

Chief: blast it, meltman, get off the tilt-a-whirl!

We're here to work.

Everyone, keep your eyes peeled for this con artist.

My stinky senses tell me she's nearby, chief.

Fortune, get your fortune here.

You wish me to tell your future?

No, but I'll tell you yours.

You're going to jail for fraud in the first degree.

Stay back or I will place a curse on your head.

Get real, grifter!

Fat-ter.

Ha! I've heard better curses in choir practice.

Nothing bad's gonna happen to me.

Look at me, guys! Wheeeeee!

Whoa-oa-oa!oomph!

Today's episode...

With a felonious fortune teller behind bars,

We find our heroes at action headquarters

Awaiting orders from the chief.

[Munching sounds]

Uh, chief, how about those orders?

I'll have burgers

And buckets of chicken from the happy gobbler.

In the meantime, I'll be in the kitchen

Helping myself to a coffee can full of bacon fat.

Meltman: did you guys notice anything strange about the chief?

No. I'm worried.

I think he may be overeating.

We'd better keep an eye on him.

Announcer: later, at big kitchen kitchen...

Gollers, what a mess!

Crikey! Where's the chief?

Whooo-doggie!

I'm as hungry as a skinny roach at a smorgasbord.

What are we gonna do?

He needs expert medical attention right away.

Announcer: unfortunately, the action health plan

Only covers visits to bill the lab guy.

When did you start feeling hungry?

Hmm, it was at that carnival

After madame shyster put that curse on me.

Madame shyster: fat-ter.

Hmm, interesting, but I don't see any connection.

I do. Her curse is turning the chief into a bloated lard bucket.

We'd better get the chief

Over to hamster state penitentiary before he explodes.

Yeah! We can grab some hoagies on the way.

[All struggling]

Chief: ♪ pizzas with cheese on the wall ♪

♪ Pizzas with cheese... ♪

At this rate we'll never get him to madame shyster's.

Come on, flesh. Put your back into it.

Okey-dokey.

Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

Ow! Oooh!

Blimey! He's headed right toward the prison!

You will soon meet a mysterious handsome stranger

Who will flatter you--

Or does that say "flatten"?

Ah! Ahhhh!

Good work, team. Now where's that fortune teller?

Oh. Bad news, chief.

Huh?

I guess she had a short lifeline.

You imbeciles!

She was the only one who could remove the curse!

No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!

I'm hungry.

Announcer: will the chief come to an expl*sive end?

Will he leave any food for the rest of us?

Find out in the action-engorged conclusion of...

Hey, kablamoids, keep your heiner in the recliner.

Still to come...

Dave, son of hercules,

And when we return, more action league now!

Right here on...

Announcer: the chief fills out.

A fortune teller checks out.

Why? Too much take out.

What's the prognosis, bill?

In layman's terms, he's gonna bust open like a rotten piñata.

If you morons hadn't flattened that fortune teller

I'd be back to normal by now!

It's flesh's fault. He's the one who pushed you down the stairs.

Nuh-uh.but you shoved him.

No, youshoved him.

Oh, yeah? Yeah!

[Loud punching sounds]

Oopsies.

Man, what a relief!

The chief's back.all right!

Thank goodness.hooray for chiefy!

Good work, people. There must be some way I can repay you guys.

How about lunch?

What?

Announcer: the end.

Welcome back to the smoking rubble of what used to be kablam!

Thanks to henry, we've blown our budget

On whoop-dee-doo special effects

And now this is the only animation we can afford.

Are you happy, henry?

What are you talking about? This is cutting edge.

It's a breakthrough brand of animation

Called stickamation.

Henry, wake up and smell the artificial flavor.

We are paper cutouts glued to pieces of wood.

We're paper cutouts glued to pieces of wood

Saving the world from evil ninjas.

Hi-ya! Ooh! Ah!

Come on, june. It's kablamaganza time.

Hi-ya! Ahhh!

Oh, please.

Foo! Foo! Foo! Foo! Foo! Foo!

Hi-ya. Bring it on, you little namby pambys.

I kicked your stinkin' iwo jima,

And I'll kick it now.

[All shouting]

Welcome back, kablammers.

Henry and I may have busted our budget,

But you'll bust a gut watching the world premiere of

Dave, son of hercules.

[Band playing off-key]

[Playing loudly]

Move it, you clay-bound mortals!

My son awaits me!

[Honking and yelling]

[Music continues]

[Crash!]

[Horses whinny]

[Honking]

Hey, no greek coins allowed, pal.

But I am hercules!

Pah!

[Music continues]

[Crash!]

[Cheering]

[Whinnying]

Dad, are you ok?

Hercules has failed you, son.

As penance, I will pluck out my left eye.

Don't get all dramatic, dad.

I know you tried to make the concert.

I should have been there!

Maybe it's just as well.

You remember what happened when you came to my soccer game.

Coach griswold still has to eat through a straw.

I have proven myself unworthy as a parent.

I must consult with the gods.

Oh, no, not the gods.

All powerful gods, I beseech you.

I have failed my son, the issue of my loins.

What shall I do?!

Let me get my manager, sir.

Mr. Dukakis, it's that chariot guy again.

Yes, my friend. So you're having trouble with the kid, huh?

Here's what you have to do.

First you have to spend up the quality time with him.

Give it a try, ok?

Quality time? Of course!

Thank you, all-seeing one.

And while I'm here, let me get super combos, double feta.

You--you want fries with that, too?

[Heavenly music plays]

The gods always know!

Hercules: dmitri alapopopolous!

Dad, it's dave.

Wipe the sleep from your eyes, son.

The gods have willed us to spend quality time together.

It's in the morning.

Swiftly, son.

I have many adventures planned for us this day.

Aw, man. Someone's gonna get k*lled.

Now we are having the quality time, eh, son?

Ahh. Contests of cunning and guile.

Go ahead, dad. I wanna try one of those rides.

Pah! This game is a sham!

You shall taste my sword!

Dave: whoa-oh!

[All screaming]

Hold on, son!

Oh, no!

Serpent!

Eat cold grecian steel! Yah!

I'm sorry, son.

I guess when hercules sees a serpent,

It's slay first, ask questions later.

Whatever. Just try not to k*ll anyone here, ok?

Don't worry. From now on nothing but quality time.

[Tweet]

Ladies and gentlemen.

The marching trojans!

By zeus! The trojan army!

Dad, no!

Fear not, son. Ha ha.

They're no match for hercules!

Ok, samson, on your feet. Your kid bailed you out.

Son, I have failed you again.

In penance I shall pluck out my liver!

That's not gonna help anything, dad.

I'm sorry, son.

All I wanted was for us to eat

The sweet nectar of quality time.

Instead I have brought scorn upon our heads.

Actually, today was kind of fun.

It was?

Yeah. I mean, you really showed those trojans

And that serpent? Ha! You took him down big time.

You know, this will all probably be

Really good training for me when I'm a demigod someday.

My heart is full. More quality time!

Let us go out and slaughter a cow!

Uh, dad, I have a better idea.

Good throwing, dmitri alapo--

I mean dave.

Now let hercules give it a try.

Nice one, dad.

Ha ha ha ha ha. Now thisis quality time, eh, son?

Yep, and you see, nobody has to get hurt.

These games are giving me an appetite.

How about a super combo?

Double feta?

Ha ha ha. A chip off the old block.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

[Alarm sounds]

[Screams]

We're back... But just barely.

Wow, it feels good not to have

A popsicle stick back there anymore.

Hiawatha!

What's wrong, henry?

We promised our audience a kablamaganza

And this is what they get?

Sorry, folks. If you want to change to another channel,

Let me give you a hand.

Wait just uno secundo there, henry.

Maybe we've been going about

This kablamaganza thing all wrong.

What do you mean?

What if instead of action

People really want interaction?

Just the two of us talking to them

Like, you know, friends.

Yeah!

Wow, I can't believe it.

I thought we were all out of money.

We are, hector.

I paid for all of this out of my own pocket.

It wasn't cheap. No, ma'am.

That's incredible!

Is it because you wanted to reward us

For learning a valuable lesson

About what people really want from their tv?

No...

It's because I love choo choo trains.

Choo-choo!

Ugh. You gotta admit, june.

That was action.

Yep. A real kablama--oh!

Ganza.

Well, kablammers, we'll see ya when we see ya.

Join us again next time.

Same kablam!time, same kablam!network.