Divine Intervention (2023)

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Come on, Chequito!
You can do it! Run!

Do it like I taught you!

Come on, Chequito,
you can do it!

Yes, my love! Yes!

To the right, Chequito!

He'll jump to the right!

Goal! Well done!

I love you!

Congratulations, champ!
We're going to the final!

What is it? Aren't you excited?

Imagine, you and me
together in Guadalajara.

Oh, don't tell me you're full
of yourself because you scored.

No, it's not that, Mom.

So?

I'd like my father to go
and see me in the finals.

Oh, honey.

I don't know, but
maybe if my dad knew

that we might be champions,
he'd like to meet me.

And we could even
invite him to...

What if we invite
your Uncle Chuma?

You know he loves you so
much. Maybe he'd like to come.

Yes, I love him, too,

but it wouldn't be the same.

Mom, what do you think
my dad is doing now?

What do you say? Did you
like how I made you fly?

I think you still have
to practice that move.

Yes, I'll practice it more.

It was easier without
violence, right?

You just had to
pay what you owe.

Yes, I'll transfer
the money right now.

A transfer. Listen, Gavilán,
don't try to be funny.

And don't take
this the wrong way,

but paying with Bitcoin

is not something Yuca or
his brother will like.

You remember Yuca,
don't you, Gavi?

- Who?
- Did you forget already?

The one who lent you the
money to open this gym

and buy that sign
you just went under.

The one with the
Veracruz accent?

What do you mean, Veracruz?

Now for being disrespectful,

and not knowing about geography,

you have to pay in
local currency, right?

Yes. Just give me a chance.
The money is in there.

No more.

By the way, kids,

if this jackass says he's
a professional wrestler,

or coach or instructor,

then we are Maluma
and Bad Bunny.

And if he owes you anything,
come and get your tuition money,

and ask him for a
scholarship. Got it?

- Yes.
- Got it?

- Yes!
- Good job.

Should we take his mask off?

Yes, disenmas... Demask...

Take it off, damn it!

No! No! No!

Hey, what if that
wasn't Gavilán?

What do you mean?

He was wearing a mask. It
could have been anyone.

Maybe that's why he
couldn't do the chokehold.

But he paid anyway.

So maybe it was a Gavilán,
but not the Gavilán we know.

Like a copycat?

What worries me is that this guy

might be putting those
kids at risk of injury.

That's not wrestling.

Wrestling isn't easy, even
if it just looks like a show.

- Mm-hmm.
- Mr. Checo, Mr. Chuma!

It's a pleasure to
welcome you here.

What's up, Dueñas? How are you?

Fine, fine.

I'm honored by your presence.

I wanted to see if
you needed anything,

if you had any complaints.
Are you taken well care of?

Or do you need anything?

Actually, we do,

since you mentioned it, right?

We want to tell you that...

We'll miss you a
sh*t load, Dueñas!

That's right, Dueñas.

Relax, Dueñas, we're
just fooling around.

And since

today is your last payday,
we wanted to bring you

a little something.

- Okay, thank you.
- Of course...

You shouldn't have bothered.

This is an image
of the Holy Trinity

that Chequis and I always
give to good payers.

It's very pretty, thank you.

No, give thanks to Yuca,
he's the one who helped you.

- Yes.
- That's what money is for.

Right.

Otherwise, what is it for?

But you brought the
envelope, right?

Yes, yes. I got it. Look,
here it is. It's all there.

Yes.

You see, Dueñas?

- That's nice.
- Indeed it is.

I'm telling you, Chuma,
this is a nice place.

Feel free to come
whenever you want.

You're always welcome here.

We'll give you what you need.

- Congrats.
- The pasta is very good.

Get the boys another
drink, please!

Beer! Beer, right? Beer.

Thanks, Dueñas.

This dude really is
scared of the Yuca.

He should be, he's a psycho.

He wears expl*sives
around his foot.

Chuma, come on!

He doesn't wear expl*sives
around his false leg.

Those are just stories he tells.

So I'm a liar?

I'll give you a story
to shove up your a*s,

you pair of useless fools.

Idiots!

You jackass sons of b*tches!

Yuca...

Mr. Yuca to you! Pansies!

You know nothing!

Yes.

Here you go, boss.

So?

Has that sh*t-eating Dueñas
finished paying us or what?

- Yes, boss.
- Including interest, boss.

And what about the wrestler?

- He did, too.
- Both of them.

- This is from Dueñas.
- Okay.

This from the soap opera actor.

The surgeon.

The congressman.

- The owners of the nursing home.
- And...

You know who.

So, in order for you

to stop gossiping,
let me tell you

that if this piece of crap

leaves my side for 40 seconds,

this Adonis from
Varadero... Oh, man.

Everything explodes, my child!

No, boss. No, we don't...

We don't doubt your word.

No, we were just
making conversation.

You're a couple of idiots!

You cowards!

I'll see who dares try
and make a fool out of me.

No, I mean, we were
just curious, right?

You were curious?

Well, now you know this
is not just some "story."

This is designed

to cover a range of...

Oh, no! Stop that!

This thing won't stop.

It's okay! There... There.

As I was saying,

if this doesn't feel my pulse

for more than 40 seconds...

No! No!

No!

Chuma...

Let's go.

Ow!

Ah, f*ck...

Let's open it.
Get a screwdriver.

Damn it.

We only have knives.

Bring one!

A knife and some bread
to eat and calm down.

Nice.

With all this money we could
go to the United States.

We could open a seafood bar.

Can you imagine a
seafood bar in Miami?

What seafood bar? What Miami?

We have just been reborn.

You just escaped death.
It was a miracle.

And you're thinking
about a seafood bar?

Listen, Chuma,

who was the one talking
about needing a change?

Why continue kicking
people's asses

if we can be restaurant owners?

A seafood bar in New
York. There aren't any.

Checo, this is
bigger than seafood,

bigger than New York,
than you and me.

It's a sign from the
universe, a sign from God.

Checo, this is a divine sign.

Divine is all the
money we have in here.

Seriously, maybe this is a
sign to turn our lives around

and use this ill-gotten money

to do good instead of...

Instead of what? Giving
it back to Yuca's brother?

No, no, Chuma.

No, no. He's crazy. We
shouldn't mess with him.

Exactly. Exactly. We
should do nothing.

There's nothing left of Yuca,

nothing of Dueñas, the
restaurant, nothing!

It's a miracle we're even alive!

You, me, and their money.

Chuma, listen, these
briefcases are high tech.

They are indestructible.

Guanta will start
looking for it soon.

That's why we should go
away. Let's go to Europe.

I've got it! I
know what we'll do.

We'll tell him that Yuca
ran away with his money.

Remember he hates him.
Hates him with a passion!

Checo! I don't want
to work for Guanta.

At least Yuca treated
us well, more or less.

Did he? He was a jerk.

And Guanta is worse.
That's why we should leave.

There are no seafood
bars in Europe.

Chequis, what other sign
do you need to change?

Come on, man. Is
everything a sign for you?

Give it a rest.

Do you want us to ask
for a sign right now?

God, send us a sign to
see what we should do...

There it is. You asked for it.

You asked for it.

Chumis, I think so.

We have to go and give thanks.

What are you doing?

I want to see who he is.

Francisco Mota Rodriguez.
Former IT engineer

of Velazquez Meds.

I'm in debt with six banks,

and they just fired me!

I need a miracle.

Listen, hey, calm down. Wow!

Somebody had one too many.

And to make things worse,
my wife won't stop calling.

She must be worried, bro.

Let's see.

Wow! He has 20 missed calls.

She's worried.

It's my wife and the
people from the bank.

To top it off, even
though I begged,

my boss wouldn't give
me another chance.

Your wife is very intense,
she won't stop calling.

What should I do?

Let's see.

Hello?

You finally pick up,
Paco! Where are you?

Swear to me that you
didn't drink again.

Listen, madam, I'm going
to ask you a favor.

Calm down, okay?

I won't calm down. And who
the hell are you anyway?

Take it.

- What?
- Take it.

Okay.

Hello?

Who is this?

I'm Francisco's boss.

So you're the soulless
man who laid him off?

Aren't you ashamed to leave a
model father of two unemployed

after he worked 15 years for you

and with school registration
for the girls coming up?

With all due respect,
you're wrong.

We didn't fire him.

- You didn't?
- Hmm?

No?

No, he's working overtime

for the super mega project.

The super mega project?
So why doesn't he pick up?

Because of the
super mega project.

- It's due before 9:00...
- Mm-hmm.

And we don't want him to
waste precious work time...

Okay.

Being a lawyer.

- Engineer.
- He's an engineer.

And an architect

of his own destiny.

He's a guide, a leader, a
light in the way, infallible.

- Stop, stop.
- Irreplaceable.

Okay.

You have a model husband.

Tell him to call
me when he's done.

Goodbye.

Well done.

Listen,

do you want your job back?

That would be a miracle.

Chuma, let's give him a miracle.

First, we have to sober him up,

then we take him home,

and we'll do the
miracle tomorrow.

- Come in, Mr. Engineer.
- Hello.

Hello.

Who let these people...

Calm down. Take care
of the engineer.

- Get him a coffee or something.
- Yes.

Help me.

Good afternoon.

We represent Mr. Mota.

Is this about that
jerk getting fired?

The legal department is
located on the first floor.

Go. But I'll warn you,

I usually wipe my a*s
with their legal nonsense.

First, they're not nonsense.

Second, we're not here for
you to wipe anything, okay?

We're... Let's say
we're his friends.

We kindly come to ask you

to reintegrate him
into the company.

That's all.

You really made me laugh.

Mommy didn't give you folic
acid as babies, right?

You look like someone who
fell out of their crib.

Not! Let me down! Do
it for your mothers!

Please! Please!

Do you want to be let
down slowly or fast?

Slowly! Slowly, slowly, please.

But you have to give the
engineer his job back.

Yes. I will! I'm
afraid of heights!

You'll hire him

and give him a raise.

I swear, with a raise.

- And a bonus.
- Of course!

And medical insurance.

Yes, all the insurances.

And paid vacations for
his family in Acapulco.

Acapulco, Bora-Bora,
or Hawaii, but please!

I'll give him my position
or make him a partner.

Mommy!

Look how nice it
is to help people

instead of being criminals.

Well, we acted like criminals
with Mr. Mota's boss.

Well, yes,

but we also gave sense to
his life as an employer.

Look, those gestures of
kindness and humility,

he didn't have them
when he let us in.

He didn't let us
in, we barged in.

Well...

He must be telling him

to take his wife out for
dinner at the Ventura

so that he can tell her
about his new position.

It's all covered, I promise.

So that you can go and
revive your passion.

Yes, sir.

How romantic! And you say
that miracles don't exist.

What is that? It's a miracle.

A miracle is what we need.
What are we going tell Guli?

I know!

Did they answer?

No, boss.

Anything been located?

No, the police say they
haven't found any bodies.

Apparently the expl*si*n
was caused by a gas leak.

But don't worry, boss.
Yuca must be somewhere.

Alive and kicking.

I meant his
briefcase, you animal!

He had all the money from
his clients, half of mine

and probably my mother's.

Do you know who he saw last?

He always met last
with Checo and Chuma.

Then keep on calling them
until they pick up, you chimp!

Insist!

Hi, Guli.

Chuma! What's up? How
are you? Everything okay?

Well, not so much, Guli.

The world's come
crashing down on us.

- What happened?
- Well, you know...

You know how Yuca loved
to have lunch at Adesso?

We barely made it out alive.

Yeah, we were very
worried about you.

I'm here with Guanta,

we're looking for
his brother Yuca.

Is he all right?

I think he is because
luckily he left right before.

He was able to leave before...

Before... Damn, sorry.

Sorry, it was just horrible.

Many people didn't
even have dessert.

Easy, easy, just
breathe. Breathe, Chuma.

What can I say?

Yuca never dies, right?

How is Checo?

He's still in intensive care.

He hit his head
really bad. I think

he'll be even more
stupid than before.

What hospital are you at?

Huh? Uh, at the...
Here at the...

We're in the infectiology ward

in Ecatepec, in case
you want to come.

No, no! Let him recover
at his own pace.

If we need anything we'll
call or we'll text you.

Yes, yes. I'll let you know.

Please say hi to Guanta.

I will.

Thank you.

f*cking Chuma. From
this to Hollywood.

You could rule the world.

How about that?

Yes.

Let's see. Miss, here you go.

What's that for?

Tell the manager this is
for the equipment rental.

Thank you.

We don't like to take advantage.

Hey...

See you!

Goodbye!

Excuse us.

- Excuse us.
- Goodbye.

Sorry for everything.

All in a day's work.

f*cking Yuca.

He did the same after a
hurricane in Varadero.

He had me looking for him

like an idiot all
over the island.

But you'll see. You'll
see when I find him.

Eli.

Chuma.

What's up?

What's all this?

Just some things
Checo sent over.

Tell that f*cking Checo
to come and meet his son.

You know him, Eli.

Yeah, and I know you.

You just cover for that
coward who hasn't come.

Don't start with that again.

Look, this is for
the school tuition.

What?

Where did you get all this?

It's too much for the school.

For now, but what
about later? Here.

No, we can manage by
ourselves. You know it.

Yes, I know you can
do it all yourself.

But nothing is too much
for your kid. Keep it.

Uncle Chuma!

- Uncle Chuma!
- Hey! How are you, champ?

- Good!
- Yeah?

Did you see my dad?

Yes, of course I
did. He says hi.

And look. He sent you this...

- Wow!
- It's signed by...

- It's signed by... Uncle Chuma.
- Oh.

So my dad knows I'm going to
the finals in Guadalajara?

We made it to the finals.

In Guadalajara?

Yes! We can go with our
parents and it's fully paid!

Well done!

Hey, maybe if he finds that out,

he'll want to meet me, right?

Maybe. Yeah, could
be. I'll tell him.

- Okay!
- But remember, he works a lot

and he's very busy.

Yeah, but promise me that
you'll tell him, okay?

We'll see. We'll see.

Honey, sit down and
have your lunch.

- Yes, Mom. Yes.
- I'll hold it for you.

- Uncle Chuma?
- Hmm?

What's my dad like?

What is he...

He asks a lot of
questions like you.

Let's eat and leave
questions for later, okay?

- Okay.
- I'll serve you.

So if anything comes up

- let me know.
- Sure will.

- And so?
- Nothing.

Yuca seems to have evaporated.

Chacas says he hasn't
seen him in his apartment

and he hasn't seen
the briefcase either.

f*cking Yuca.

All his clothes are in
place, the luggage is empty

and even his teddy bear
toothbrush is in the bathroom.

God willing it's okay.

Who? Yuca?

No! My money! You fool!

I won't hear anything.
I'm not here. Go on.

Guanta, my love, it's Mommy.

Your brother is not picking
up. What is the problem?

I read there was an expl*si*n

at that place he likes
to eat. Are you okay?

Take care please. There
are many robberies.

Yuca, that as*h*le!

Let's run away with the money.

With all that money, we could
open a seafood bar in Paris.

Imagine a Sinaloa-style
seafood bar

in front of the Eiffel Tower.

What about helping people?

Are we really going to
continue doing the same thing?

It wouldn't be the same thing.

We would be restaurant owners.

Imagine opening a
restaurant chain

all over Europe.
First one in Paris,

then London, then Japan.

Japan is not in Europe.

- It's not?
- No. It's an island.

We'll open one there,
too, hmm? Let's see.

Guli told me that Chiva Jiménez

opened a seafood
bar in Amsterdam

and it was a success.

Chiva Jiménez didn't open
a seafood bar in Amsterdam.

- He didn't?
- No. What happened to him was...

What? Are you saying...

I'm saying, if he
opened a seafood bar,

it was up there
with Saint Peter.

I'm so stupid. I believed
what Guli told me.

Well, it doesn't matter.

Well we will open one
while we're alive.

- Before it's too late.
- Check that out!

- What do you mean?
- It's Guanta, man!

No sh*t. The gummies
just gave me acid reflux.

That's because the chili
candies are all expired.

Stop messing around. Hey!

- Watch out, dumbass!
- Who are you calling a dumbass?

- Are you blind?
- Leave it!

Let's go!

Give me your drink.

- Son of a b*tch!
- Sorry, man!

Hey.

We need a miracle.
A sign or something.

Check that out!

- Again?
- No! Check it out, Checo!

Run.

How many tickets?

Can't you see he's
getting away? Hurry!

Excuse me. I'm sorry.

Here. God bless you. Sir!
You have to get in line.

Don't worry, no, don't pay.
I'm paying for this lady

and everyone else in the line

up to the guy wearing
the Arab scarf.

- So...
- Here you go.

- Your change.
- Keep it.

Your ticket.

Can I have a taste?

- Of course.
- Thank you.

- Hope you like it.
- Thank you.

- Enjoy.
- Here's for the scare.

These sisters are serious!

They put some
extra eggs in this!

It must be one of
the barefoot nuns.

So what?

Can I have a taste?

Get in line.

At least take your ticket.

Oh, sh*t.

Chuma.

Come.

Take this.

God, forgive us.

Let's dance.

This way.

What do you want, Guliver?
Can't you see I'm busy?

Boss,

there's a survivor from the
incident at the restaurant.

Maybe he knows
something about Yuca.

Where is he? Should we
meet at the hospital?

No, no, no.

He is in a coma.

Don't f*ck with me! Is that
what you called me for?

I thought it would
make you happy.

Stop thinking, and call
me when he wakes up.

f*cking Guanta,
nothing pleases him.

f*cking idiot.

Would you like some eggnog?

Come, sister.

These miracles
don't just happen.

Why are you speaking like that?

I saw it in a movie.

Don't be ridiculous.

That too spicy for you?

Ah.

Wait till you see Guanta.

Did you see his Rottweiler face?

I think we should give
Guanta his money back.

Well, I don't think
that will be possible.

Why not? Why?

Because...

Because what?

Don't tell me you
spent your share!

f*cking Chuma, you don't
know anything about saving.

Can you tell me what
you did with your share?

Don't scare me.

Don't tell me you donated
it to the Red Cross.

Kids with cancer?

- Dog rescuers?
- No.

Did you give it to
the doggie rescuers?

- No, no, no.
- Chuma.

Hey! Come here!

Come here, young lady! Stop her!

Look! Our next mission! Run!

Come back! My dress!

Come back, girl!

Come here.

Stop them. Stop them.

Come here.

Give me the dress...

The dress, the dress!

- What's wrong with you?
- Okay, okay.

Calm down.

Have you not heard

"Thou shall not quarrel
in the house of the Lord"?

What? She stole the dress!

Yes, my son, but that
doesn't give you the right

to hit a girl. What's
your name, child?

- Alma.
- Alma?

And have you not heard
about the fifth commandment?

Isn't it the seventh?

Yeah, whatever. It is not
worthy of a young lady

to be stealing quinceañera
dresses in this way.

What is the cost of the dress?

Are you buying it? I'm
not selling it to her.

You're not? Huh?

- Fifteen thousand.
- Are you a student?

- Yes?
- What's the student's discount?

Fifteen thousand.

And friend's discount?

Fifteen thousand!

Is that the least?

The least... The least.

Twelve thousand.

- Ah!
- Twelve thousand.

That's more like
it. You see, my son?

All about communication.

We're sorry for the
inconveniences, okay.

Who needs to use
violence? Right? Go.

So,

they closed the lab
where my mom worked...

What does she do?

She is a geneticist.

What?

She works with DNA.

The point is, she's going to
start working in another lab

and we ran out of
money this month.

We'll lose the advance
payment we made for the venue,

the DJ, the cake,

and even the catering.

When is your birthday?

On Sunday. You see?
See what I mean?

Calm down.

What's your average grade
in school? Just to know.

Nine point five.

- Oh, wow.
- For being such a smart girl,

you shouldn't steal
dresses with such glee.

That is a sin and
it's not right. Hmm?

Well, yeah. But it's also
not right to extort that man.

Yes, but we did it politely.

And we bore the expense
for the dress. We did!

We paid for it.

It was a lesson to
teach him some manners.

And now?

Now you must have faith,
my child. Have faith.

Don't you believe in miracles?

No.

We will make you
believe, right, sister?

At this very moment, we'll
go and talk to your mother.

No! Are you going to rat me out?

Absolutely not. But you'll
have to just go with it.

Sisters!

Let us help you, sister.

You two are so
nice. Thanks a lot.

- You're welcome.
- Come in, please.

Thank you.

If you help me,
it's just those few

- if you would be so kind.
- There's more. Of course.

Did you come to see someone?

Yes, we are here to see Almita.

On the first floor,
she's Carito's daughter.

- Yes, yes.
- Exactly.

And what order do you belong to?

- Of... Of...
- Of Sacred Socorro...

Of the Perpetual Shoeless Heart.

- Divine.
- Yes.

Oh.

Sister, which floor
do you live on?

Right on the fifth floor.

On the fifth floor.

Honestly, God sent you to me.

Excuse me, there is no elevator?

No, we don't have that here.

I make little bags for orphans.

They live four blocks
away, more or less.

I make them bags,
knit pretty things.

Why don't we help you
with those small bags

and not with these big bags?

So clever.

It's God's work,
he sent you to me.

They are...

They are a bit heavy, right?

Sister, you stepped on my habit.

- Let's see.
- Help me.

May God pay you back for
this! May God pay you back!

And who will pay for
our hernia surgery?

That woman bought the
whole supermarket!

Sister, thou shalt not
complain, it was a good deed.

I wish it were only
one good deed, sister,

but there's a good
deed on every corner!

Let's not go overboard!

Sister, you have not
understood one bit.

Life... Life is about sacrifice.

Why are we still
speaking like nuns?

I don't want to lose the habit.

Chuma, don't be ridiculous.

I'm coming.

Acting like a nun
all day is tiring.

Are we waiting for another
divine sign or what?

- Hi.
- How are you?

Is your name

Carolina Cárdenas Fragoso?

Yes.

Then you are Almita's mother?

Yes, why? Did she
do something wrong?

No, it's just that Alma

won a prize awarded by
the Sacred Heart of the...

- Socorro...
- Perpetual Heart.

We give it every year to
girls with good grades

and good behavior,

so that she can celebrate her
quinceañera mass and party.

What an incredible practical
joke! Are you filming this?

No. It's not a joke.

- This is Sister... Chescuina.
- Mm-hmm.

And I am Sister...

- Sister Chumarra.
- Chumarra, that's right.

Could you let us in?

Yes, please. Come in.

Did you say good behavior?

No, I said Chumarra.

Please.

Thanks. Well, regarding
good behavior,

the truth is that in our
order we're quite open minded.

The truth is that we focus

on good grades and that
they're good girls.

Like Almita, of course.

Oh, that's great. Um...
The thing is, we didn't...

We didn't sign up for
any contest. We...

Well, hold on a second. Alma!

What?

Did you sign up

to any raffle or contest?

With some strange nuns?

Yes!

Are you the quinceañera nuns?

f*ck yes!

I mean, of course we are, dear.

We are the quinceañera
contest nuns.

Your prize includes a mass,

a venue for the party, catering
for 90 guests, a cake, a dress,

dance partners, and
if you want cadets,

we'll bring you the whole army.

Did you hear, Mom? I'll
have my 15th birthday party!

It's a miracle!

But let's see.

Don't worry. We will
cover all the expenses.

Yes. And I vow

that it shall be
a ball to die for.

Thank you.

Thank you.

My love.

Okay.

- What a dramatic sister.
- Yes.

Thank you.

You're beautiful!

- I love you!
- I love you more!

I can't thank you
enough for all this.

It's too much. Really.

Thank God and your
daughter. She's adorable.

And she's a grade A student.

Yes. That's why she deserved
her 15th birthday party.

Yes.

Although, her party
won't last 15 years,

it's just one day.

Sister! Never mind her.
Before she joined the order,

she wanted to be a comedian.

- Really?
- Yes.

You have potential. You
have talent and a spark.

And that's without
drinking eggnog

- because if we do, we go wild!
- Really?

- Would you dance and all?
- No.

- Does your order allow it?
- No.

Are you asking me to
dance? I'd love to.

- But of course!
- Yes, sister, yes.

My sister is old-fashioned,
but I'd love to.

No, I'm telling you.

But yes! Let's go. Come, sister.

Oh, all right.

Come, sister. Show
me your best moves.

Alma, so the guys
disguised as nuns

paid for your party?

Yes. Aren't they cool?

Super cool! Do you know if they
also give away first communions?

Yes, you just have to
steal something first.

Do you know what
the cake is made of?

Do you have a plate or a knife?

With pleasure. I'll bring it.

Thank you. A bigger
knife would be better.

Of course.

- Is he asleep?
- Yes.

He's exhausted from
soccer practice.

Poor guy. I brought him cake.

Leave it there.

There won't be any left for him.

Little guy. Do you want me
to carry him to his room?

Yes. Hang on, I'll help you.

Come on.

Let's go to bed. There
we go. Let's go, come on.

- Oh, dear.
- Come on.

Done! I'm so
embarrassed, I'm sorry.

Oh, don't worry.
Any tip is fine.

Shipping was not included.

I know. But we did it
for Alma's happiness.

Yes, she was very happy.

She really enjoyed her party.

- She was so excited about it.
- Yes.

- Honestly, yes.
- She deserved it.

Yes.

I can see that you
really trust her.

Yes, she's mature for her age.

She is, right?

Otherwise I wouldn't let
her go out with her friends.

Sure.

You can go first because
you're carrying more.

My God! This rhino is heavy!

It's a unicorn!

Well, it weighs as
much as a rhino!

Go ahead because I'm
stepping on my dress and I...

I'll lose my teeth.

Did he wake up?

No, he's sound asleep.

So now you cater for weddings?

- No, quinceañeras.
- Ah.

You should've seen
how nice it was.

The birthday girl and
her mom were very happy.

I can imagine.

Maybe you can tell Checo to
organize a party for his son.

- Well...
- I mean, so that he meets him.

You know that Checo
is complicated.

Complicated. Yes.

But he'll come.

One day, he'll come.

Hopefully.

Yeah, hopefully.

Would you like
something to drink?

Look...

While you think about it,

there's the tequila
and the glasses.

Let's see, sister.
I'm very curious.

How do sweet nuns like you

get so much money to
finance a party like this?

That's not relevant, sister.

It's not important.

What matters is that
the miracle happened

and that God is great.

- Yes.
- I see.

Would you like some eggnog?

Oh, I'd love to,

but I have to go. They
could close the convent.

How are they going
to close the convent?

You don't know
that! They can do it

and then I'd have to
jump over the back fence.

Have some eggnog!

Holy God, help me. I
am a nun, I am a nun.

Can I come in?

Yes.

Well, cheers.

Cheers.

I know the one you have
in your convent is better,

- but...
- Let's try it.

- No?
- Let's try it.

Let's see.

- Cheers.
- Tell me.

Oh!

- It's good!
- Is it?

Great! That's great.

Yes.

Are you trembling?

Well, maybe a little. I'm
a bit nervous, so yes.

No... It's an earthquake.

Oh, my God. Calm down.

Calm down. There.

Is it stopping?

It's stopping. Okay.

Did you feel that?

Yes. I'll go get Chequito.

No, wait. I think it's over.

- It is, right?
- Yes.

It wasn't too bad.

Fortunately.

Yes, but it was scary.

Yes, it was.

You know what? I left
the puppy all alone.

Um... I should go.

- Are you sure?
- Yes.

But thank you.

But...

- Okay.
- Sorry. Excuse me.

- Relax.
- But the alarm didn't go off.

It's for the best, it just
scares you. Calm down.

- I have to check on Alma.
- Yes.

Is it over?

Yes, just relax.

Alma? Honey.

Hi, Mom, are you okay?

Yes, and you?

Yes, it wasn't
bad. Are you alone?

No, I'm with Sister Chescuina.

We just finished bringing
your presents up.

Tell her I say hi.

Let me know when
you're coming back.

Yes, I will. Kisses.

I love you.

That was scary.

She's fine, right?

Yes, perfect. She says hi.

Oh, thank you. Well...

I should go. I would
love to stay longer,

but my sisters are old

and they might be very worried.

I'd better go and check on them.

Nothing we can do about it.

Well...

I hope next time we meet,

you teach me how to make eggnog.

Sure. You just need to beat
the eggs and that's it.

Really?

Yeah, it's all
about the beating.

- Beating?
- Yes.

Perhaps next time we meet,

you won't be in this
nun disguise, huh?

Excuse me.

What's up?

Damn!

Damn, what?

I think Caro likes me.

No way, Checo.

You're a f*cking nun.

I'm serious, Chuma.

Something happened between us.

Didn't you say we have
to believe in miracles?

But real ones, man.

Chumita...

I think I'm falling in love.

Again?

No, no, it's
different this time.

Carito has something special.

And Alma is a great girl.

Maybe I'm finding my
maternal instinct.

Or paternal instinct.

You're crazy.

What?

You're imagining yourself
with a new family

when you already have
a son you've abandoned?

Are you starting with
that again, Chuma?

That Elisa has my son?

No, Chuma. This is not gossip.

It's real. This is
love, I'm sure of it.

And you know what?

I'm inviting Caro
out for dinner.

Who? You or Sister Chescuina?

Wait...

- I'm coming!
- Wait, hold on.

Wait.

Hide. Hurry up.

I'm coming!

Coming!

What's up, Guli?

What's up?

Come in, Guli.

So, feeling better, right?

Yes, why?

They took the orthopedic
collar off fast.

Oh, yes, it was just

a preventive immobilization,
precautionary to...

To discard any

- cervical injury... Skull, then.
- Oh...

Know anything about Yuca?

Only that he's missing.

Are you sure?

Sure! Otherwise we
would've let you know.

Why? Do you think he
fled with your money?

Guanta says he
already did it once.

That he faked his
death in a hurricane.

f*cking Yuca! A hurricane.

Which hurricane?

A terrible one. I don't
remember the name.

Annie?

No. It had an "S".

- Sally.
- No.

- Maybe it was a tsunami.
- Yes! Sashimi.

- Oh, yes.
- Yes, yes.

Enough talk already.

What about Checo? How is he?

Bad, Guli. Bad.

He's slow, disoriented.

- Uh-huh.
- Stupider than before.

He wasn't very
smart to begin with.

Yeah.

And he has this thing...
You know, what is it called?

PTSD. Very weird.

But weird, like it's weird,
or like he's a weirdo?

Strange.

That's worse because...

Strange how,
Chumita? Strange how?

Hmm?

I don't think it's strange

that the Lord has
shed his light on me.

Right, dear Guliver?

Yes, Checo, but...

Sister Chescuina
to you, Guliver.

Sure, but...

But what? Huh? But what, Guli?

What are you trying to say?

That just because I'm a bride
of our Lord Jesus Christ,

that I can't work, that
I can't collect as usual?

Yes, Checo, but...

Sister Chescuina,
you son of a b*tch!

Forgive me, Lord.

Sister Chescuina, you
little b*stard. Or what?

Are you going to start with
that discrimination bullshit?

With your
transcatholiphobic nonsense?

No, sir. Mm, mm. Here,

we don't discriminate
based on sex,

race, gender

or sexual preference,
political affiliations,

zodiac signs or soccer
teams. Understand?

And if you don't like it,

you can tell f*cking
Guanta that...

That if you don't
accept him as he is,

you'll have to find someone
else to collect from debtors,

those capitalists,
patriarchs and defectors,

and I don't know what else.

He's worse than we thought.

Yes, he is! Because nuns
do not offend like that

especially not in that manner.

Hey, as*h*le!

You're in my spot! Move!

But the habit is imposing.

It's not a bad idea to
send him dressed as a nun.

I don't know. I hate nuns.

But this one is different.

It's as if he was taken
from a horror movie.

Your debtors will sh*t
themselves when they see him.

Move! I'm in a hurry!

Have you heard
anything from Yuca?

- Nothing.
- My mother keeps calling.

I don't know what else I can
tell her if it doesn't show up.

- Yuca?
- No! The briefcase, you idiot!

I told her I'd send her
money for her birthday.

We'll find it, you'll see.

Are you stupid?

You're in the way there, too!

Did I ever tell you Yuca and I
were sent to a religious school

for three years when
we arrived from Cuba?

That's worse than
military headquarters.

Worse. But we couldn't
stand it after three months.

We ran away.

Yuca stayed in Veracruz because
it reminded him of Cuba.

I came to the city
and became a Chilango.

Sure did!

You're a Chilango, for sure.

- Sister Chescuina!
- You as*h*le!

f*cking Chuma.

Did you see Guli's face when
he saw me dressed like a nun?

He froze.

Just like I did now.

More or less.

Acting like a nun
worked for now,

but Guanta won't fall for it.

We can tell him I
hit my head again

and I lost my memory, so
I don't remember anything.

No?

Hey. Take a shower and clean
up because we're going out.

Where are we going?

I mean, waiting for
God to send us a sign

to see who we can help
is a pain in the a*s.

Don't f*cking swear in
the house of the Lord.

You did it, too.

What?

We've been here for a while
and I don't see anything.

Stop. Shh. Listen.

If you say my name, I
cease to exist. What am I?

What?

Silence.

Oh.

- Come on.
- Take it easy, Checo. Easy.

I beg you, mother
Virgin. Please.

Come.

Let's see. Open it.

"Dear holy mother of Jesus.

"My name is Martha.
I'm 45 years old,

"and for a long time,
my husband and I

"have asked God to
bless us with a child."

"So far our prayers
have gone unanswered."

"My husband works a lot
and without that blessing,

"I feel he's lost that joy I
knew in him when we fell in love.

"I hope you can help me,

"though it feels
impossible at my age.

"It would bring such joy
to our home and our world.

"Yours faithfully,
Martha Colmenares."

That's a tough miracle, right?

We're talking about
miracles, not enchiladas.

You thought it would be easy?

So? Should we donate our sperm?

Should we adopt a child?
What should we do, Chuma?

What?

I've got it!

- What?
- It's crystal clear.

Shut up.

In order to preserve the
fertility of our patient

after an endometriosis
procedure,

we must consider four
very important elements.

First, that our staff

do not reek of alcohol.

Second, review the
peritoneal phenotype

and rule out the
presence of adenomyosis.

Because the endometrium border
of the uterus architecture

changes during the cycle.

Now, let's watch the video
of our first surgery.

Please.

There you are! You
sons of b*tches!

I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.

I've already paid you every
last cent and with interest!

Easy, doc.

You really can't take a joke.

It was for you to
remember old times.

Do you want money? How much?

Look, doc, we've changed.

We're different now.

That's right. We're
following a divine mission.

Divine is what I did for
you. And for your friends.

Easy, doc. They were
your friends, too.

You even married one.

Weren't we even

when I cured that
pain in your ba*ls?

Yes, but this is
for a good cause.

Well, my ba*ls were
also a good cause.

But this is different.

Look, we'll even pay. Look.

Here. Take it.

Go on, take it. Go on.

What do you need?

- Good afternoon.
- Good afternoon.

Look, that's her.

Yes, yes. Go.

Go.

Sorry.

Oh, no!

Let's see. Oh, dear.

Please forgive me.

I didn't see you going out.

Don't worry, madam.
Are you okay?

Yes, but I don't know how
bad I hit your ambulance.

Don't worry, it's
nothing. How do you feel?

Um, I feel all right.

If you want, we can call
my insurance company.

It's not a problem.

You don't look well. I
think you're in shock.

- Mm-hmm.
- In shock?

No.

Calm down.

It's clear that
you are in denial.

She should get a checkup, right?

Yes, colleague.

Listen, madam, sometimes
these accidents

can cause brain damage.

- Yes.
- Brain damage?

But it was just
a small incident.

No, there is no such
thing as a small incident.

Do you know how many
people have died

- because of a small incident?
- No.

Thousands. Millions.
Thousands of millions.

We'd better check if
you have any trauma.

Here in the ambulance?

Doctor Camacho here is an
old colleague we trust.

He'll be able to
give you a checkup.

Nice to meet you.

Not only is he a general
practitioner, he...

He's one of the best
gynecologists in the country.

In the world.

And he's an expert in
reproductive surgery.

That's right.
Coincidentally, just today,

he's offering urban services.

Urban?

Urban?

Nice to meet you, Mrs...

Colmenares.

Nice to meet you,
Mrs. Colmenares.

We'll ask you some questions

and then I'll run some tests

with nurse Tracy's help.

I've heard so much about you.
I tried to make an appointment

but there was a
one-year waiting list.

Yes, but we're here
now. We are here.

Now, if my colleagues
would allow me...

Yes, you're in good
hands. Doctor, colleague.

Colleague, nurse. Doctor.

Goodbye.

Tell me, Mrs. Colmenares...

Did you see how her eyes lit up?

Especially when
she saw the doctor.

It was a great moment.

I hope the doctor can
give her a miracle.

We already gave her a miracle
by getting her an appointment.

You see, Checo?

What?

There are so many people who
want kids but can't have them,

and you have yours
and don't care.

What's your thing with Elisa?
Did she ask you for money again?

No.

Why doesn't she call to ask me?

You know why, right?
Because he's not my son.

Yeah, and she knows it.

- And everyone knows it.
- Hm.

But since you're
mister sensitive...

Do you want to know the truth?

Tell me.

I'm sterile. I can't
have kids, Chuma.

I'm like sugar substitute.

I make things sweet
but won't make you fat.

Why?

Do you remember that time

when we wanted to sell
sperm to Doctor Camacho?

Yeah.

It turned out that

with the number of times
life has knocked me around...

I was six, I remember.

There was another time
when I was playing soccer.

I was the goalkeeper.

Suddenly the ball hit
me right in the ba*ls.

Then in baseball,
I was the catcher

and a boy hit me with the bat.

Then at school...

Did you know...

One day I went to a bar

and I owed some
money to the owner.

And then Yuca.

f*ck!

Then Elisa.

I practically had a vasectomy
after so many punches.

Chuma, listen.

The possibility of me having
a son is one in a million.

That's it, Checo. Precisely.

That one in a
million possibility

is called a miracle.

Come on, man. So everything
is a miracle to you?

Come on!

Elisa broke my heart.

Yes! She cheated on me

and now she wants
to fool you, too.

Stop it, Checo. Stop.

What position does
your son play?

And he's a great player.

He's even going to
Guadalajara for the finals.

He'll make the team champions.

And you know who he
wants to share that with?

With his dad, Checo.

All the kids' fathers
are going, but his...

Where is he?

Chuma, don't f*ck with me.

How long have you
been seeing them?

What does that have
to do with this?

That's not cool! It's not cool!

Not cool? Let me explain, Checo!

Wait! Checo!

Checo... Mr. Checo.

- Carolina!
- Sister Chescuina!

You won't let it go.

- Go ahead.
- Well, the thing is,

I don't even know
what to call you.

I was already confused with
mother and sister, and now?

Just call me Checo.

All right, Checo. Checo is good.

Yes. Listen, I owe you
an apology, Carito.

Honestly, it was all
for a noble cause.

And you're apologizing?

I just feel grateful
for both of you.

Thank you for everything
you did for Alma and for me.

No, thank Sister
Chescuina. Isn't she great?

She's wonderful!

Would you like some wine?

- Please.
- Let's see.

It's very good.

Yeah? We can make a toast
to Sister Chescuina.

To Sister Chescuina, to
Alma and to you, Carito.

Huh? Cheers.

Well, between us...

Yes?

You looked very good
in that nun outfit.

Did you know all along?

- Me?
- Mm-hmm.

Everyone!

What?

I mean, did you really
think we believed it?

No, we were just
going along with it.

- I thought...
- In order to not k*ll the magic.

And not to ruin your illusion.

The truth is that it
was fun to play a nun.

I don't know, can I
tell you something?

When people saw us,
they were kinder,

nicer, I don't know.

Ever since I dressed like
a nun, I have good habits.

Of course.

Yeah.

Yes.

And... Apart from

dressing like a
nun, what do you do?

Uh... Me? What do I do?

Let's say I'm a debt
collector, okay?

I manage client accounts
that have delayed payments.

I'm a collection executive.

Yes, but that was before.

Now I want to open a restaurant.
I'm thinking about opening

a seafood restaurant
in Australia.

- In Australia?
- Yes.

- Sinaloa style?
- Exactly.

Wouldn't it be great?

- What a sexy business!
- Yeah? Yes.

Good for you!

Yeah.

What about me?

What am I good for?

I can imagine many things.

But I wanted to...

I wanted to ask you a
favor, Carito, if I may.

But you don't have
to be so formal.

Sure. I wanted to
ask you a favor,

if you can.

As long as you don't ask
me to dress like a priest,

everything's fine.

Alma told me that you...

That you worked for a
lab. That you're a...

- Geneticist.
- Right.

- Right?
- Yes.

Okay.

Did something
happen? Are you okay?

Do you really want to know?

Sure!

All right.

How do I say this?

What's up? Good evening!

Hello! Chequito is
at soccer practice.

I know, but I wanted
to pay you a visit

and bring you these
things Checo sends.

What's all this? You're
going to spoil him.

No! On the contrary.

You have to take advantage
now while you can.

How long are you
going to do this?

Doing what?

The presents, the tuition,
the money, the day trips.

We both know Checo
didn't send anything.

Chuma, look me in the eyes.

Lie to me and tell me that
you didn't buy all this!

Chuma, what's going on?

Nothing. It's just that...

There's something I've
always wanted to ask you,

but I don't know how.

What is it?

That's the thing. I don't
know how you'll take it.

Just tell me.

I should, right? Okay, listen...

What I've always
wanted to ask you...

- Uh-huh.
- Is...

What?

What is it, Chuma?

Wait! It's so...

- What?
- Simple.

- Uh-huh.
- I've always wanted to ask...

Mm-hmm?

- If you are...
- What?

- Sure...
- Sure?

That Checo is Chequito's father.

I can't believe that you...

How dare you ask
something like that?

- I didn't mean to offend you.
- Well, you did.

- I'm sorry. I'm an idiot.
- Yes, you're an idiot.

You're an imbecile.

I was stupid enough to
think you were going to ask

- if I wanted to be your...
- My wife?

What?

What was that for?

At least you could've
hit the other cheek.

All right! All right!

Wait.

Wait, my jacket...

All right, Chacas.
That's a lot of green.

It's as much as we make
in a year, with interest.

Did he owe us that much?

No! Are you kidding me, boss?

No, it's just that...

He was being difficult

and I had to pressure him.

Gori?

Yes. f*cking Gori.

He didn't see it coming.

You beat Gori
Mendoza by yourself?

Hell yeah!

What? Just because I'm skinny

and Gori is bulked up,

it doesn't mean
I can't beat him.

Especially if I'm doing
it for you, Guanta.

So you...

So... The truth
is I k*lled Gori.

I brought everything
he had in the safe box.

What do you think?

You see that, Guli? This
b*stard outdid himself.

He didn't only bring everything
Gori had in his safe box

but he got rid of him!

You've got a pair of ba*ls.

Just give the order. Just say
"jump," and I'll ask how high.

f*cking Guli!

Where do you find
these assholes?

First he kills our best client!

And then he exposes
us to the police!

I'm sorry, Guanta.

Sorry? With Yuca
missing and now this,

my mom is gonna k*ll me!

You don't go to college
to be a dumbass!

I thought he'd be useful.

Don't think so much!

- Yes, okay.
- Listen to me!

Don't even think about bringing
another idiot like this again,

because you've been warned.

Yes, Guanta. Okay. Easy now.

Oh, by the way. They
called from the hospital.

That idiot Dueñas
woke up from his coma.

- Lady and gentleman.
- Thank you.

Thank you.

You can close up now.

- What time does the movie start?
- At 6:15, minus the previews.

I'm locking the gate.
Do you have the key?

Yes, I've got it. Hurry
up, we're gonna be late.

- Let's go.
- Let's hurry.

Hurry, hurry. I'm
so excited, my love!

STOP! AUTHORIZED DINOS ONLY

- Thank you very much.
- You're welcome.

- Hi!
- Hello.

Here it is.

I just needed a sample.

I didn't need the
toothbrush, but it's fine.

I thought that the more
evidence you had, the better.

As long as we know
it's his, it's fine.

Yeah, I found it in his room.

I don't think his mom
is into dinosaurs.

All right. Let's
see what we can do.

Mm-hmm.

Ow!

Did that hurt?

Yes.

Well, if you want something,
you have to pay for it.

- Bye.
- Bye.

Dueñas!

My God! You look
worse than Christ!

- Mm-hmm.
- Look! Look who's here!

Huh?

What's this idiot's problem?

I don't know. He thinks
he's seeing a ghost.

Oh! He's confusing you!

Oh, he thinks I'm my brother.
It happens all the time.

No! I'm not that f*cking Yuca!

God forbid!

No, no. He's not dead.

Listen. This is
Guanta, Yuca's brother.

We came to see how you are,
how they're treating you.

That's nice. God bless.

You don't know how
happy that makes me.

- You understand him?
- Loud and clear.

He talks like Yuca.
Can't you understand him?

f*ck no! Ask him
about the briefcase.

Ah! He says we should look
at the security cameras.

Let's find them!
Whatever it takes!

That's going to be
difficult. They blew up.

Didn't you see?

Look for them unless you
want to end up like Chacas.

See you later.

Call me if you need anything.

It was great to see you.

PATERNITY TEST

What will you do now?

Is this 100% certain?
Because what if...

Checo, he's your son.

Oh, my...

Have you thought about how
and when you'll tell him?

Hey... Cheer up.

Congratulations, sister!

Correction. Father.

Checo passes it to Chuma.

Chuma receives it. He
tries to pass it to Fichas

but he prefers Checo!

He avoids one, another one.
He has a chance to score.

He's on the corner...
Checo! Checo! Checo!

Checo! Checo! Checo!

Goal!

Oh! Sorry. I have to take this.

Mom, do you want a
Popsicle? Look! Popsicles!

Wait! Your ball!

What's up, doc?

Sir, Mrs. Martha Colmenares

is totally and
absolutely fertile.

That's good news.

Then what about... Why...

Uncle! Want a Popsicle?

I think it is her
husband who is infertile.

We have two options.

We can run a whole
lot of studies,

or we can prescribe a dose

of testicortisol.

One pill a day for two weeks,

and I guarantee great results.

Let's go for the pill.

Let's go for the pill.

- Will you let Martha know?
- I'll be glad to.

Hey! Tamarind for me!

But let me tell you, they sell
this pill at any pharmacy.

It's over the counter.

Perfect! Thank you!

Then we're even, right?

Just one question.

Is that the same pill Checo took
when his ba*ls were in pain?

A pain in the ba*ls
is what you two are.

If I could, I would
take three boxes a day

to go blind and never
see you again in my life.

I get it, doc.

But was it the same medicine
he took eight years ago?

Yes! Yes!

Yes!

Why?

Is it possible that
if he took too many,

he regained his fertility?

In purely physical matters,

nothing is impossible.

But let me tell you, after
that many kicks in the ba*ls,

it would be a miracle.

That's it!

That's the answer
I wanted to hear.

So we're even?

We are. We'll keep in touch.

In touch my a*s!

I hope I never see you
again in my whole life!

Yes. f*cking doc!

All right, dude! Come on!

- Your Popsicle!
- Chuma arrives. Passes it!

Passes it...

Yes?

This is Doctor Camacho.

Yes?

Do you have a minute?

Sure!

I have excellent news.

You do?

UNCLE CHUMA - MOM - ME

I'll look in the kitchen...

Why are you sighing, champ?

Mom, if someone wishes
for something so, so much

with all his heart,
will it come true?

Yes, love.

Why don't you add it to your
drawing? We'll see what happens.

Mm-hmm.

Great. Now where did
you leave your brush?

I don't know.

Boss, have some eggnog.

I'll get the glasses.

EGGNOG

Would you like some eggnog?

f*cking b*stards!

Pick up, Checo.

101 WAYS TO PREPARE SEAFOOD

What is it?

Checo, don't hang up.

I'm sorry. I think I should
have told you before,

but I think it was worth it.

The kid is...

He's great. He turned out great.

Tomorrow he'll go to
Guadalajara to the finals.

To help his team
become champions.

And he wants you there.

Who cares if he's
not your son? Right?

What matters is
that he believes it.

There would be nothing
better in the world

than you and me performing

one last miracle for
a great kid, Checo.

Hey, you b*stard. So you
wanted to f*ck me over.

No! Wait! Wait! Let me explain.

Chuma. Chuma!

sh*t. Damn it. Damn it.

Chuma!

Chuma.

Where is Chuma?

You're losing your
strength, you orangutan.

Yeah. I promise I'll
start that diet on Monday

and I'll start running.

You're up.

So you're sisters
of the holy charity.

Someone's looking for you, Guli.

Can't you see we're busy?
Who's looking for him?

It's Guli's wife.

f*ck, Guli. What is
your wife doing here?

Maybe it's an emergency.

I silenced my phone.
Maybe it's urgent.

An emergency, you p*ssy?

Fine, go and see
what the witch wants.

Just wait, boss. Sorry.

That's why you have no
stamina, you old a*s.

She's got you whipped.

And you...

What the f*ck did you do
with my brother's briefcase?

Stop! Stop! Please!

Let Chuma go and I'll tell
you where the briefcase is.

Let me stay. The boy needs you.

Sacrifice me, Guanta!

I wasn't planning on
sacrificing anyone,

but now that you mention it.

Chuma, the kid
doesn't even know me.

You have to live
to look after him.

No. You're the last miracle.

Chequito is waiting for you.

His name is Checo?

Sergio, but everyone
calls him Checo.

- Just like me.
- Yes.

Chuma, he already has
a dad, and it's you.

Well, I'll have
to decide for you

so that you stop torturing
me with your nonsense.

How many legs does a cat have?

- Guanta, don't.
- Four.

One, two, three...

- And four!
- Chuma!

- Chuma! Chumita.
- Chequis! Checo! Chequito!

- Is he dead?
- Yes. Yes.

Thank you.

Chuma, don't do this to me.

I'm worried. I've
texted you and nothing.

I'm at the soccer field with
Chequito waiting for you.

Call me please.

So Uncle Chuma
isn't coming either?

Honey, maybe something came up.

Maybe he can catch the 8:00 bus.

No. Miracles don't exist.

Oh! Hello!

Is that my dad?

Bye. I love you.

I love you.

Take care of him.

I'm sorry for not picking
up. Eli, this is Carolina.

I have Jamaica
water for the road.

- Really?
- Yes.

How did you know
it's my favorite?

It's mine, too!

Come on, champ.

Chuma!

- What?
- Come on!

Go.

Come on. Come on.