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01x02 - Hooray for Hollywuz

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Wuzzles". Aired: September 14 – December 7, 1985.*
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Features a variety of short, rounded animal characters each with a mix of two different animal species.

01x02 - Hooray for Hollywuz

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[Music]

the last time I saw this land of was it

was a wful experience it always is every

day here begins with the crow of the

c*ck poodle a strange fowl that's part

rooster part poodle think of a chicken

that chases

cars

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huh

pray

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me

[Applause]

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oh dear it looks like a rude awakening

for our residence of was this

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[Music]

[Applause]

morning

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[Applause]

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that does

[Applause]

it where you going Bumble liion to put a

muffler on hoo's mouth what I can't hear

you

hey somebody should put a muffler on her

mouth right on let's

Buzz this singing has got to

stop I mean you got to save your voice

but Bumble I've got to practice for the

play tomorrow's opening night I just

hope I'm ready do you think my voice

will move the audience if they haven't

moved

already hoo was your voice you'll

probably bring down the house in that

case I better keep

[Music]

practicing there's an old Superstition

in the theater that if the dress

rehearsal goes badly the opening night

will be a

success

sounds like we got a smash hit on our

hands Cinder wle Cinder wle it's a party

Cinder wle have a good time but remember

after midnight it's all over Cinder

wasle Cinder wle it's a party thinder

wasle well what do you think butterbear

I've never heard a voice quite like that

before yeah your shoes starting out real

big hoo really I rewrote the lyrics

myself

would you like me to sing it again no

that was too much I mean no um let's go

on to the next scene the one where you

fly back to Fairy Godmother land oh good

I love that scene it gives me a chance

to get off my feet a

little places everyone let's begin

remember Cinder Wuzzle be back by

midnight or your Carriage turns back

into a pinado and lots of luck riding

one of those Contraptions home now I

must be off like a bird in the sky now

off now off now off I

[Music]

fly I

said like a bird in the sky now off off

off I

fly be gone in a second s this fairy

dust just isn't

[Music]

happening yes yes I'm off I sore r

theier with the greatest of

[Music]

e holded cut I'm afraid I'm going to

have to recast your part hoo but why why

because you're you're too big for the

part you mean I'm too big a star for

this little theater well let's just say

someone like you should be on the wide

screen very well I will graciously bow

out of Cinder Wuzzle in order to fulfill

my destiny wait hoo where are you going

off to where a big star like me really

belongs to a place where a Top Banana

gets top filling where the cream Rises

to the top I knew it she's off to the Mt

chop

again I'm off to

hollyw I'm off for

Hollywoods I'll be a star no matter what

I does where all the people will be so

enamored of all my glamour there'll be

no stopping me now cuz H hits in holwood

town we can't let hoo go to Holly was

she'll be a flop yeah why should she be

a flop there when she can be a big flop

right here oh we can't tell her that

right will be but we've got to talk her

out of this Scooby-Doo

scoobydoo we came over to wish me

goodbye how nice but I really haven't

time for a farewell party will you deers

help me with my bags the Hollywood's bus

will be leaving

soon

these are the Bare Essentials but

they'll have to do Let's Go All Aboard

for werly Hills wasonga and

Hollywoods I guess this is it but you

almost promise to visit me in Hollywood

um shouldn't we tell her tell me what

but you can't go you'll never make it in

hollyw what do you mean by that well uh

uh life is tough out there yes I know

all those hot lights the endless movie

premieres signing autographs for fans

all day

long long nights at parties mingling

with stars lounging by the pool of my

estate yes it's hard work but someone

has to do it yeah with my help we can do

it Holly was here I come G Papo we'll

sure miss you yes I know but don't worry

I won't be like those other big stars

who forget all the little people they

left behind hey don't look now big star

but the big bus just left you

behind

what hey wait for

me I guess now it's not a question of

whether hoo makes it in Holly was but

whether she makes it to Holly

was so this must be Holly was the movie

Capital was you know heay has it that

Glitter glows the brightest here and

hundreds of wouldbe movie stars arrive

every day hoping to break into

chiz I thought I was supposed to be a

star here let me

help

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these westerns are m*rder look mole a

real Five

Star may I have your

autograph well sure no one's ever asked

me for mine before aren't you a big time

star oh no I'm just a stand in for a

star well I better get back the big

stamp ped scene is next this is it Mo a

movie studio and it's time for my spring

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test tell squirly

mcclam he's got the

part who are you your next star I'm

ready for my screen test where do I sign

my exclusive

contract

the nerve of him oh mus if only Mr parap

Fox could see me act I know he'd make me

a

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star no more westerns I

quit this is my chance Ready or Not

Hollywood here I

come

bring in the

standing ready when you are Mr director

what's my motivation in this scene you

limp across the street got that gotcha

get my oscar ready how the wars Was Won

stamped scene roll

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them

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stampede GE hoppo you were great you've

got to take it to make it who' you get

the card from Bumble liion hoo listen

dearest Bumble liion Holly was is

incredible just replaced a major star in

a western my best to all Holly was hoo

wow things are really hopping for hoo

Jee maybe she had hidden tow yeah well

it had a lot of room to hide in

[Music]

musle did you see them I'll bet they're

filming a big musical in there I've got

to be in that movie it's too late

they're already sh**ting maybe next time

musul never put off till tomorrow what

you can sneak into

[Music]

today

boel I need you to help button me

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up

hurry okay but I'll need you to suck in

tight

up this darn costume must have shrunk in

the

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wash where I knew it'd be

easy

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you hurry mosul hurry they're starting

without

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me get that ham off the

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lot hey we got another postcard from

what you have to say just made a musical

film everyone's clamoring for

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me there she is get

her quick in

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here let hide in here till things cool

off the expl*sive charges are ready Mr

seil bird roll the special effect

[Music]

shot

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uhoh what's happening either it's a

reaction to the Taco Burger I had for

breakfast or we're in Steven seal Bird's

new space movie I hope it's the taco

Burger I can't take that

chance hey

who put her in the

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shop anything from hoo yeah here it is

just finished seal Bird's new space

movie having a blast wish you were here

GE it must be incredible fun being a

star I wish we were in Hollywoods

[Applause]

too aren't you ready to give it up yet

Papo never all I need is one lucky break

come

on now this is the big finale it'll make

a big splash at the box office where my

name isn't Peter

parapox

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action somehow I don't think that's the

break Papo was hoping

for for the last time someone get that

scene stealing hairbrained hippo out of

my

studio I think it's time to call it quit

I think it's time to call another

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Studio but first I've got to get into

something dry there's nothing worse than

a hoppopotamus with a head

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cold how exciting a telegram from Bumble

lion dear hoo we're all so glad you're

such a success in

Hollywood in fact since we're your

biggest fans U butterbear rhi and I are

coming out to see you at the studio

tomorrow uh-oh looks like hoo's really

up against the wall this

time now then where were we

ah yes hoo is up against the wall do you

think this will work it's got to I can't

let all my friends know I'm a flop we

have to convince them I'm a star a big

star here they come okay remember just

do everything the way I told you well

look who's here hey musul is that

you where's hoo in the bush I I mean uh

she's bushed boy they got her making

movies day and night oh can we see her

impossible she has a record to cut and a

pizza burger commercial to make before

tonight's Premiere but we drove all the

way from home just to see her why don't

you go on the hollyw bus tour it'll take

you to all of hoo's famous landmarks

good idea see you later

Mo okay moel let's

move welcome to the famous hollyw wax

museum these lifelike wax figures of

well-known movie stars are a big

attraction and here on our right is that

UST star Hey look it's hoo hoo what

happened to squirly mcclam

oh oh I I can't believe how much it

looks like her you'll think so I I don't

think it's nearly big

enough anyway moving right

along let's go there's no time to

lose we'll never get away with this hoo

we have

to come

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on here they come you know what to do MO

and over here we got the beautiful home

of that great International

Star upo

botus let's hear it for hoo

[Music]

y hurry moose hurry the tour bus will be

here any seconds are you sure this is a

good idea of course it is this should

really convince them I'm a star well

quick stick your head

[Music]

in here they come musul

hide look everybody that must be hoo's

new

movie wow she really is a

star they're come where do we go now the

studio and fast oh no I'm stuck I've got

to get back to the studio before that

bus does or I'll be ruined I've got an

idea this ought to do

it what what are you doing don't worry

hoo I'll have you out in a

second brilliant huh come on let's go

and here we have the power Fox

Studio oh Papo makes her movies here I

wonder what movie she's making now

probably son of

blubber oh was it we're too late and we

can't get in this way with dog Grilla

over there we'll have to climb the wall

here I'll push you

up now what about me Papo you're in look

I just came up with another brilliant

idea climb on I'll lift you

[Music]

over I better Flo

it

Y what do you mean someone changed the

billboard we don't have a star named

hopopotamus

again

security say Mr Minore when can we see

that famous star hopopotamus there's

that name again oh is she look there she

is don't let her get

away Oppo Oppo it's us sorry can't talk

now those autograph hounds are after me

again come on

g*ng and stay out yeah

Papo are you all right uh-oh looks like

the gig's up Papo what happened why did

they throw a star like you out of the

studio I guess I have to confess I'm not

a big star what about all those big

Parts you landed the only thing I've

landed is on this sidewalk I wanted you

to think I was a star to impress you but

hoo you don't have to impress us we're

your friends no matter what you are yeah

even if you are the biggest flop in

Holly was oh who needs Showbiz with

friends like

you well we're back in was but what's

hoo doing back in Showbiz they're doing

King Coy one of my personal favorites

but where's

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hoo

who needs Hollywood when I've got fans

like

you well I guess hoo just didn't fit in

Hollywood but here in was it looks like

she's found a part she can fit into or

at least a

costume