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01x12 - Class Dismissed

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Wuzzles". Aired: September 14 – December 7, 1985.*
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Features a variety of short, rounded animal characters each with a mix of two different animal species.

01x12 - Class Dismissed

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well here we are again in the land of

woods a place that's in a class by

itself

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speaking of class

look at that classy limousine carry

what's it doing here

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what's all the hubbubs we're wondering

where that spiffy lemon Carriage is

going

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thank you

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Mrs pedigree won't you come in

I'm dying about what Mrs pedigree wants

with butterbeer

as you know butterbeer I'm planning the

social Gathering of the year but I could

use your help with the guest list me yes

and I trust you'll invite the finest in

words old money bags is tossing a big

bash lots of munchies

don't worry I'll make this the best

party ever

give generously for the chips sir

personally I think nothing of money good

that's exactly what I intend to give

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I haven't seen anything so empty since I

looked in my refrigerator

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uh oh how would I look if I invited them

to the party

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should have said be down on a splash but

if you want to give us buddy bear

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foreign

ER Key to the party would be inviting

trouble

what you want butter bear oh I wanted to

give you uh a compliment on your new

doorbell

it's a blast

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thank you

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I didn't mean to interrupt

okay we're just making sure that our

watershus can still do the watersi in

case we get invited to any parties

[Applause]

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yeah uh well if I hear of any I'll be

sure to let you know

run off butter bear best friend old pal

look invitations to Mrs pedigree's party

sorry but none of you were invited but

how come

please allow me butter bear cause you

swabs and got no class

es right what would Mrs pedigree think

of me if I invited you

if I see to it that Their Manners are

polished can they come

well in one condition HAPO

what that I sing and dance at the party

no that you take a class on class too

excuse me ma'am would you be interested

in a free food sampling

moo certainly

delicious move on next

time I promise

hmm it looks like butter Bear's Garden

is open for business

it's amazing my head can be so full of

ideas when my stomach's so empty

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why should I give you something to eat

when all you give me is grief

good reason good reason

hey what's

what's in here

what are you doing with my Apple

cherries I beg you to get yourself some

help not help yourself

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that's so low I've tried and tried to

beat some manners into him

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that's right with you as a teacher no

wonder he has no class hey don't blame

me he's the biggest social misfit since

Attila the hungry even you couldn't help

this slob was oh I don't know deep deep

down underneath those scales there's got

to be a gentleman somewhere

brat a gentleman

don't laugh at him if I trained him he'd

be a gentleman in no time you wouldn't

want to bet two weeks worth of lunches

that you could pass him off of a chanted

Mrs pedigree's party would you but

that's no time you see you think he's

hopeless too or maybe you don't have

enough class to teach him

you've got yourself a bet

he looks like butter bear has a little

work cut out for him

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make that a lot of work

it looks like butter bear is trying to

teach old Brad some new tricks this

should be a treat

okay Brad to be a gentleman you must

learn to help ladies cross the street so

take my arm yeah both ways for traffic

then escort me across

oh

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foreign

oh boy have you got a lot to learn

good morning butter bear Mr Brad

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gracious Grizzly gophers

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and butterbeer might be making Headway

after all maybe I better start looking

for a new sidekick

here it is a sidekick quarterly

excuse me

we need a book on manners and class

obviously MacBook Pro just show us the

shelf and cut the lip

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books for butterbear and brat he now's

my chance to win that bet

now for the old switcheroo

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Bad Manners for any occasion

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here it is how to have class uh-oh if

they read that book they'll end up with

worse matters than brat

first we're going to learn how to

properly greet a lady find a lady let's

get started

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says here to leave a lasting impression

when she holds out her hand give her a

thumbs up a dude slap and not gift what

are you sure you have the right book

everything there is to know about

classes in this book so start getting

classy

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thank you

well the books right I left a lasting

impression

now we're gonna learn table manners but

you've gotta try harder brat promise

okay first your napkin

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would you pass me a Porky drumstick

please

thank you you're making progress now

enjoy your dinner

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gotten myself into

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he's the male Croc

nothing but feel

where are the responses to my ad inside

kick quarterly looks like I'm the only

one on your side there to kick around

there

the things just aren't the same around

here without Brad hey cheer up Croc what

do you say you and me go pull the herd

and curtain champ I'll fill in for brat

look

nah not today

the house about the free food stamps

you're pushing your love blizzard lips

keep it up and I'll be using your

picture for a dart board

now we're going to learn classy table

manners when eating soup impress the

host by picking up the bowl with both

hands

then heartily slurp the soup really it's

here in black and white I've been

slurping for years I never realized how

classy I was

Brad are you brushing your teeth like a

gentleman

it was great you're hopeless

poor thing you need a mother

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well

I'll treat you like a mother if you try

to be a gentleman

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oh you sure know how to butter up this

bear let's try again

surely butter bears given up on brat by

now I'll get my side kicked back and win

that bet it one Fell Swoop

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excuse me is that goon is brat here

cut the Upper Crust routine it's time to

go home now

if you come home you can have your own

room

be nice to you I'm always nice to you

look I'm giving you two out of three so

will you come back

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no way I'm gonna let that Wuzzle lose me

all those lunches

of course I could always fix things at

Mrs Pitta Green's party

hmm I have the feeling of Croc fixes

that party it's going to end up broken

hey hey hey take a peek at Mrs

pedigree's Castle scraper only the cream

of the crop are showing up to this party

and of course the cream of the Croc

nerva that pedigree day not inviting us

I always invite her to my parties you

big Croc you never had a party don't

bore me with details help me with ideas

on how to crash this shindig

is that one of your ideas that stinks or

this trash

put on your crash helmet we're gonna

crash the party

all right

okay guys remember what we learned about

a classy entrance right up one up two go

yes excuse me Rhett the butler coming

through the butler is already here who

are you uh the butler's Butler and who

is he my butler

this guy's more stupid than you are

Mrs pedigree I'd like you to meet the

radical reptilicus

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oh when talented I'm sure

gentlemen it's so good to see you

pleasure's mine

on Mars

that's my own t*rture class

hippopotamus how gracious of you to come

I want some grub

hors d'oeuvres ladies help yourself

there's plenty even enough for you

when at a party show your appreciation

by eating lots and smacking your lips

hello

lip smacking good

tell me how do you eat like that and

keep such a girlish figure family Secret

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aren't you the boys who checked out the

book on good manners we sure are look

what we learned

believe my eyes

I know we're the classiest guys at the

party

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oh gross a cop didn't butterbeer teach

you any manners

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oh I'm sorry Mr reptilicus I saw the

whole thing he did it on purpose here

dump this punch bowl

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there you are radical escort me to the

buffet table

I'm shocked I'm a ball

I'm mortified

stick around book Breath You Ain't Seen

Nothing Yet

now remember your table manners brat

Z

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you're probably not gonna make your tail

feel better

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uh

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or brother Q let's put a bandage on your

boo-boo

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thank you

Santa Brad now all I need are the pounds

yeah why didn't you just go out there

and not step on his tail because if

butterbeer finds out it's me I lose the

bet

there are the pounds I've been looking

for

excuse me Madam care to cut the rug

we can lay car later Let's Dance

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to be hooked loose and fancy free

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say Twinkle Toes here to dip meat it'll

give me a bad back

okay so I'll dip you

excuse me coming through here look out

watch out there

no be a gentleman

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that's a Priceless Stein was

now it's a worthless time was

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fearing the butler

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ah

it figures every party has a pooper why

you own me with your accusation sir

all right all right admitted but I only

did it to get you back you want it right

back well it just in the same without

him around

yeah you heard me I missed you

yeah don't ever do that

the party is ruined I wanted my friends

to have class they look like clowns oh

sorry butterbeer we'd be classier but we

only got through the first chapter of

the book what book

yeah

Bad Manners for any occasion oh dear

none of this would have happened if I

hadn't asked you to class up your ax

butter be a deer someone with real

Classics hits her friends as they are

you mean you didn't expect us to be

classy I expected you to be yourself Mrs

pedigree is right I apologize you mean

we don't have to be classy anymore just

be yourself

oh well I guess I'll get home and start

cooking Crocs lunches nothing fancy a

spread like Mrs pedigree head will do

you're not leaving until this place is

cleaned up

North Butler

until those lunches butterbeer this will

take a few weeks

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well as usual everything's back to being

wacky and wood Crocs left holding the

bag but at least this is a tale with a

happy ending