01x07 - Boys May Be Boys

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may I tell your fortune my fortune hey let's see your world will turn upside

down whoa huh hello demo those hall

passes you sold us were bogus buzz do you know how much lunch money we had to shake down to pay you it was really hard

hello hey guys so refunds coming right up no

replay replay replay you stop right now

this isn't a playground it's a living room Molly well why are you covered in

red heliotrope what show it again show

it again and we'll show it again in years to come so long for now and that's

what happened I was just trying to get out of them Ali's way while she ran around yelling water water water that's

not what happened did you take the goldfish outside even though we told you not to well yeah but how did this get to

be about me he did it even if Boz was misbehaving it doesn't excuse you moving

the fishbowl no TV for you tonight Molly I always get blamed for stuff I don't do

but just buzz no cuz he is always doing this stuff ow well somebody helps break

her

you're trying to copy my homework we're not even in the same grade sorry force

of habit good news as a little bonus the company's given me two free tickets to

the Appleton monster truck pull the madman motor vets of the year yep can

you bet on this thing no between the car crushing mega Molly madness of the monster masher yep do they crush the

driver still no I can't wait what honey

I'm afraid it's a father/son event you mean buzz can go when I can't no betting

no blood no thanks I'll go I'll go sorry

honey this guy's only thing is the tradition I gotta take buzz what say you

and I do something together next week yeah whoopee

I

oh yeah I

me I mean

you dig

you sure you

I

it's simple and it's true Molly oh I'm

sorry are you all right oh I'm just soulful buckled my brother lies and gets

away with it I tell the truth of my TV goes black I can't even go to this dumb

father-and-son thing because I'm a girl same trip happened to me it did but knob

you're a guy when I was a kid dudes would call you a girl for having long

hair get me out of the father and son tea cart Derby

nah are you thinking what I'm thinking the racing teacups was totally lame well

yeah that and you've given me a great idea you want me to help you pass for a

boy yeah so we can crash that father and son truck pull you're a fashion genius

yes yes I am all right let's see what we've got turn around hmm okay tuck your

hair under this know what now that thing

we're done look oh this time I've been a baseball cap away from the boys room too

true but you know since you're gonna be with all boys let's not take any chances

where's Buzz detention or else perfect

okay walk around the room no no walk

like someone starts your shorts much

better now keep walking but scratch yourself we're everywhere constantly

make a face like you smell something bad no Lily bass lesser us what's up

casserole you are natural now say stuff

like you or hey you want a piece of me or who want a game last night who won

the game last night God game one tie game dugard dog game let's stay with it

search stinky face it's quick honey I'm acting like a gorilla well duh

oh

starch pinky please scratch

hey who would be g*y Cleveland we were wrong

our

get any better than this oh it does get even better yo blimp it down in front

hey cut it out hey you want a piece of me what Shover only oh god yeah you

can't be here this is guys only there spitting and punching each other in yellow I do that stuff why can't I be

here it's a male bonding thing yeah

sorry she's a guy and me where's your dad anyway buying hotdogs aren't you

afraid your dad see you that is too distracted

genuine monster mashed doesn't get any

better than this you can't just put on a hat and snare a boy the difference is

one deep and I mean deep deep believes women can do everything men do name

something you can't do name one well I've never seen a girl drive one of those why soon as I get my license this

will be the first thing i tried Molly oh maybe that's not a good idea okay you

would please come down

oh it's too bad you missed him all too

bad you'll miss it year after year after year what kind of twisted criminal mind

would ruin our beautiful sign of pasta peas please I'll get it hi there mr. oh

sorry to barge in on your dinner but an eyewitness to the sign incident has come forward mr. Jenkins oh hello oh well

officer there's your vandal a little

girl would you move to the side just a bit there's your vandal

mr. Jang my son is not how hooligan huh I know his red hair anywhere mr. Jenkins let's

take your statement mom dad I did not do this Oh we'd like to believe you buys

but you have been known to avoid the truth okay okay I admit it I was lying

all those other times but I'm not now I think about very well now did it oh it's

so sweet buzz is gonna have to do chores for the next 30 years to pay for the

sign but he didn't do it yeah but it makes up for all the rotten stuff he's gotten away with I don't know holding

back the truth can eat it yeah neither until you feel guilty and yeah the scream mmm turkey Tetrazzini it's all I

have left in the world we can't take your lunch you're the man the man what

man that signs thought you pulled wise wicked baby totally wicked can we sit by

you sure I'm the mad helped steal my man

a nicer lunch Oh Cal I like rice pudding coming right up give all my friend this

may be the beginning of a beautiful friendship

sounds good but why did she sing I did it instead of I dig it what I sang I dig

it yo yo would you hit playback

I did it what a crazy thing what is it i

did nothing nothing at all because I Freaker what I did it well I certainly

didn't no siree maybe or did it what you

doing vacationing I'm a south of France want some help no mom catches you

helping me I am toast your light sorry

buzz here's your cut of the lunch money shakedowns in the map of the school you asked for you bozos have got to start

working more efficiently look students avoid paying you by cutting behind the janitors room here and here let's seal

off that rail pronto sludge I want those new math flash cards marked by Monday and you kelp keep checking the copy

machine in the office for next week's exams a scram I got a fluff the pillows and Dustin Lance I want to help you pay

for the sign it'll be our secret okay oh look at you standing by your brother

you're the best you know what I can get more money if I saw my CD collection oh

you don't have to do that you know sis it's funny it's terrible experience is

making me a richer person in so many ways punch-up closes it for you better

hurry so you claim you were nowhere near the vault on the night of the theft and yet

two witnesses put you there they're lying he is going in for the k*ll so you

claim you didn't disguise yourself as a large rabbit know and use your oversized

bunny paw to break the window I told you no then why does this giant carrot found

at the crime scene match the ones police found in your refrigerator answer me

answer me I don't know I mean I know but I did it did what dear you did it

young lady congratulations mrs. finish I'll hearers from hip hop dance honesty

is people's hearts on parade and you've been named her outstanding young person

of the year I wanted to tell you in person give him the bad news you've had lately why me that benefit concert you

perform for us last year helped a lot of people you're hard-working honest and

you're free of any police record that I know of the award ceremony is being

televised nationally from your hometown this saturday Saturday oh sh**t I can't

go why not you see I've got these chores to do Jimmy that brush Peter I'm in

enough trouble honey visors got to take responsibility for his own actions I am

very proud no mrs. Finney shell Molly will be

honored to be there we all will if more people were like your daughter I'd be out of a job hey that's not so funny boy

oh you look horrible what happened hmm

not much just can't sleep or think or sing or write or eat that's terrible and

I have some of your string beans help yourself I don't get it buzz is getting

punished I'm getting an award I've never felt this bad in all my life that's

pretty rough gonna finish those fries here take it where's your lunch dam wall

stole my lunch money he discovered my secret route past janitors room how

about the milk oh here i can't eat anything anyway Chad what am I gonna do

well honesty is the best policy how can you be so sure otherwise the happy cow

dairy couldn't print it on this carton as the thought of the day today hip hop

father's a wonderful rock star who embodies all that are simulated gold

trophy represents hip hop the honesty otter everyone

you are cheerful loyal friendly courteous reliable trustworthy

forthright truth we've got your money for the week I know you get mad if it's

late this is it I take you losers under

my wing and this is the best you can do chybas it's hard work just remember I

did that cheese signed out alone and I just make cut you clowns loose and go

Silla again good-hearted conscientious

and above all honest ladies and gentlemen Molly oh I did it

I really I dress like a boy and destroy

the teeth I'm not my brother I'm so sorry buzz mom dad mrs. fetish shell I

don't deserve this gold simulated trophy because I did it I did it I didn't think

God did it are you saying you did are

you sure Kendall no I've got to do this myself so I feel better much better and

you want to know the best part I finally seen a better side to my brother buzz

hey come on it's cold up here hey are

you still like like I wish you want to do that oh so I am