01x04 - An Eye for an Eye

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Ooh, yeah.

Oh, for chrissakes.

Charlie, wake up.

You passed out in your beer again.

What?! What are you talking about?

I was just resting my eyes.

I'm calling you a cab.

What kind of joint is this, huh?

A round for the house, bartender...

On me!

You asked for it.

Poor b*stard.

His liver's probably mush by now.

Some people just don't know when to quit.

That's what happened to Margo.

Let's do it, boys.

You're here, baby?

Hey, blue eyes, you're late.

Yeah. But I knew you'd wait.

( woman ) You like that, don't you?

( woman ) Yeah, I like it.

( women giggling )

I thought you'd have more.

We've been over this before. Times are tough.

You take what you can get nowadays.

It's top quality stuff, check it out.

This stuff looks old.

You're slipping, honey.

If you weren't such a good kisser I'd use other sources.

I've always had what you need.

If you don't want it then get the f*ck out of here!

Plenty of other buyers in town.

Don't get bitchy.

C'mere!

Everybody go!

Freeze! Get your hands up!

( woman ) What is this sh*t?

Margo...

Thanks, sweetie.

How could you set me up, you b*tch?

You said you loved me, we were partners.

Let me go, you f*ck!

Let go!

I'll get you!

I'll get you, you wh*re.

I swear it, I'll turn over on you!

You're dead!

How can you live with yourself?

You make me sick to my stomach.

C'mon, flatfoot, drive me home.

Then when I go check the stash money in lock-up,

most of it's missing.

Captain, she's a total wild card.

What do you want me to tell you? I hate her as much as you do.

-But the chief thinks she's a good cop. -I doubt that.

She probably has something on him.

She's dirty, Vic.

She's dealing with the perps, and skimming sh*t off the top!

I'm warning you, as your boss and a friend,

Don't mess with that b*tch, she's connected all the way to the top.

I don't give a sh*t if she's plugged into God himself.

I'm taking her down.

Jesus, Ernie, are you out of your head?

You got a beautiful wife and two months to full pension.

Just sit tight.

I can't do that, Captain.

f*ck!

( bailiff ) All rise for the honorable judge Farfelson.

Larceny, possession of ill*gal contraband,

Trafficking in body parts,

and other counts too numerous to mention.

I sentence you to life at the prison colony.

Please, your honor, you've got to understand...

I've been set up by some crooked cops to take the fall.

Margo had me under her thumb. Please!

Next case.

No, no!

I'll get you, Margo!

I swear I'll get you!

You set me up!

You b*tch!

( PA system ) Attention all guards...

Please prepare prisoners for shuttle departure.

Colony prison shuttle will depart in 30 seconds.

Only prisoners and guards allowed in docking zone.

Why Margo? I thought we were a team.

I've been with you since you were walking the beat.

I thought we loved each other!

For chrissakes, how could you?!

I had no choice. I had to deliver.

I love you.

Margo, honey, that's your problem.

You're a liar and you've never loved anybody but yourself.

That's okay. I'll have you again...

on the inside.

I'll be waiting.

Launching in 30 seconds.

Please prepare to launch.

Standby, ready to depart in three,

two, one...

Approaching the colony.

Docking bay ready for arrival.

Docking secure.

Honey... You home?

( gasping )

Do you have any idea how many people would thank me?

You're a regular boy scout, Ernie.

Go ahead, pull the trigger, if you got the guts.

Uh-uh, not the face.

Here, in the heart.

Go on, little man, do it. sh**t me.

You don't deserve to go that easy.

You had your chance, partner. Now let's get moving.

Organ-jackings are usually out by the waterfront.

What are you up to?

Shut up, I'm in charge of this operation.

Just a routine stakeout.

You remember judge Farfelson.

You got a warrant for this?

I don't need one.

I have personal knowledge of an impending crime.

I can't be a part of this bullshit!

This time you've gone too far!

as*h*le.

Sorry, Farfelson.

I've decided to trade you in and get some new blood on the bench.

Keep the shot tight,

The judge likes his sex whipped, just like his justice.

Live by the d*ck, die by the d*ck.

Just what are you gonna do with that?

What's it to you, little man?

You'll be lucky if I don't report you for ditching me on a stakeout.

Are you gonna let me go or do you wanna get rough?

Hey!

f*ck-head!

I'll get you, Skankmeyer, you limp-d*ck b*stard!

No one f*ck with Margo and gets away with it.

Oh, baby, I got Margo this time.

She's mine. She can't wiggle her way out of this one.

Jesus. This surveillance wasn't authorized by the chief.

If he finds out Margo will skate and you'll be strung up.

But it's Farfelson. She's trying to take him down!

Get rid of it!

You'll never be able to use it in court.

And if anyone finds out, we'd all be doing time.

You're on your own with this one, Ernie.

I don't want to get involved.

"Get involved"? You're a police officer, for chrissake!

I trusted you, Vic.

But she got to you too, didn't she?

Captain.

Ernie, are you okay, honey?

Everything's fine, sweetheart.

I'm just thinking about some things from work, nothing important.

Come to bed, honey.

I can't.

Margo reported me for walking out on the stakeout.

Chief Ganson wants to see me immediately.

Can't it wait? Why rush to the station for a lecture

when you could be in bed with me?

Two months 'till full pension.

I gotta think about our future, sweetheart.

I'll be back as soon as I can.

You're finally gonna tell the Chief what a lowlife your partner is?

You've always done the right thing

and working with Margo is eating you up inside.

I don't care about your pension, honey. I just wanna see you smile again.

Go on to bed. I'll be home shortly.

I love ya.

I love you, too.

( Margo ) I'm serious. Tell me or die, b*tch.

What the hell are you gonna do?

I don't know what the hell you're talking about!

Your little wimp of a husband

is hiding something of mine in this rat hole and I want it. Now!

( gasping )

Oh, my god.

You're never gonna get away with this. You're a cop!

And Ernie's probably on his way home.

When he finally pulls the knives out of his back

I'll be long gone and you'll be dead.

Now where the f*ck is that disk?!

You're just like your husband, spineless and weak.

Goddamnit!

You haven't got the guts, boy scout.

Try me.

( laughing )

Ernie!

( Margo ) Die!

Trust me, Margo, we're pleading this one out.

Listen, dumb-sh*t, I didn't do it.

Skankmeyer pulled the trigger, he's lying.

He's got a lot on you. Blackmail, bribery, organ-jacking.

That's beside the g*dd*mn point.

Right now I'm being framed for m*rder I didn't commit!

Don't you get it?

When Det. Skankmeyer testifies how you broke into his house,

evidence he has on a surveillance tape,

then tied up his wife and shot her with your own g*n,

who's the judge gonna believe?

I still got a lot of friends in this town.

Call the Chief or the Mayor.

There's gotta be somebody.

You've become a public liability.

No one can afford to be associated with you.

I'm not serving any time, Sid.

Do what you have to do. But if I serve one day in a jail

I'll get your a*s and you'll be f*ck' sorry.

Look, Margo, I'm your attorney, take my advice.

Throw yourself on the mercy of the court and pray for a light sentence.

It's the best you can do.

Wait. Who's the judge?

Farfelson.

Why rush to the station for a lecture when you can be in bed with me?

Ernie... I love you.

Ernie!

( Margo laughing )

I think this is yours, judge.

Now where are my glasses?

Your honor, we both know

this has been a huge waste of taxpayer time and money.

Please tell these morons I'm free to go and forgive them.

They don't know what the hell they're doing.

Sorry, Margo, you lose this time.

Death by dissection.

What?! No!

Guards, please expedite this sentence.

You owe me, Farfelson, you b*stard!

When the governor pardons me,

you're going down, you blind son-of-a-b*tch!

Attention all guards,

please prepare for shuttle departure to Sentari.

Welcome to Sentari.

On behalf of the crew and Captain of the shuttle

we'd like to welcome you to the colony. Enjoy your stay.

( prisoners yelling )

Well, well.

( gasping )

Karma's a b*tch, ain't it?

Don't worry, blue eyes,

I won't damage the merchandise... too badly.

I'll get them all, each and every one of them.

Sit still, girlfriend. I might cut you.

It's time, Margo.

I'm telling you, Warden, I didn't do it!

You b*stards set me up!

Her husband pulled the g*dd*mn trigger!

Get off me! I didn't k*ll her!

I'm sorry.

Has the governor called with my pardon?

Please, you can't let them do this to me.

I haven't done anything to deserve this!

Please listen to me!

This is bullshit!

I haven't done anything wrong!

( Warden ) Sorry, Margo. Justice always serves the system.

Just take a deep breath. This won't hurt a bit.

( woman ) Ernie!

( Raven ) In the end I suppose you could say

Margo got what she deserved.

Once Margo had a piece of everybody...

Now everybody's got a piece of Margo.

Good morning, judge!

My, what beautiful new baby blues!

Thank you, Thelma.

Call the first case.

As it turns out,

Margo was worth more dead than alive.

She should have seen it coming.

Well, now those baby blues see the world from a very different perspective.