04x02 - Like My Coffee

[bunniefuu]

- [Sam] Get ready for a Game Changer.

Tonight's guests: "Um,
Actually" me, daddy.

It's Mike Trapp.

- Ey.

Ey.

- [Sam] How tall is he?

He'll never tell.

The cheeky Grant O'Brien.

- Oh.

- Oh.
- Oh.

- [Sam] The pen is
mightier than the sword.

Erotic novelist, Jess Ross.

- Ooh.

- Ooh.
- Ooh.

- And your host, me.

I've been here the whole time.

This is Game Changer, the only game show

where the game changes every show.

I am your host, Sam Reich.

I'm joined today by these
three lovely contestants.

Now, you all understand
how the game works?

- No.
- No.

- That's right, our players have no idea

what game it is they're about to play.

The only way to learn is by playing,

the only way to win is by learning,

and the only way to begin is by beginning.

So without further ado, let's begin.

Players, you'll each of you
find buzzers below your podiums.

If you would do me a
favor and bring those out

on top of your podiums, players.

[buzzer sounds]

If you had a point, I
would deduct it right now.

[all laughing]

Mother f*ck.

- Ah, we found the loophole.

You can't lose if you have no points.

- Players, "I like my lovers
like I like my coffee."

[buzzer sounds]

Jess.

- Weak.

[all laughing]

[buzzer sounds]

- That's a point for, Jess.

Trapp.
- Absolutely full of milk.

[all laughing]

- That's a point for Trapp.

[buzzer sounds]

Grant.
- On ice.

- Oh.

- What does that mean?

- I like dead people.

[Jess laughs]

- I'll give you that.

That's two points.

- Ooh.
- For Grant.

[buzzer sounds]

- Jess.
- Hot.

[all laughing]

A hot lover.

- I'll say, as a late entry, Jess,

I think you maybe could
do a little better,

but I'll give you the point.
- Burning my mouth.

- I like that better.

That was more worthy of the point.

Trapp.
- Bottomless.

[all laughing]

- That's a point for Trapp.

In this absolute chaos of a round one,

[Jess laughs]

we have two, two, and two points.

Players, "I like my lovers
like I like my cars."

[buzzer sounds]

Grant.
- Fast.

[Mike laughs]

- I'll give you the
point, Grant, it's early.

[buzzer sounds]

- Capable of time-travel.

[all laughing]

- What car are we talking about here?

- The DeLorean.

- I'll take it, Jess.

- Yeah.
- Like I said, it's early.

We're not feeling ungenerous today.

[buzzer sounds]

Grant.
- Big old pipes.

[Jess laughs]

- What is a pipe in this euphemism?

- A thick hog.

- Multiple.
- A big p*nis.

Or an exhaust pipe.

- Yeah, I have to give it to you, Grant.

That's a point for Grant.

Jess.
- Pre-certified.

[all laughing]

- I'll take it, Jess.
- Hell yeah.

[buzzer sounds]

- Grant.
- Expensive.

- I'll take it, Grant, but I'm
gonna keep you at four points

if only because I think your
other one was a little weak.

- I do also have to say,
that's not how I like my cars.

[Sam laughs]

I like my cars very cheap.

- That's how you like your Honda Civic.

Yes?

- A little damaged, but fixable.

- Damn.
- Romantic.

- Wow, whoa.

I can fix it.
- Trapp, you can't fix it.

- No, I can fix it.
- You can't fix it, Trapp.

- And then, our connection will
be even stronger than ever.

- Trapp describing me in high school.

"I like my lovers like
I like my yard work."

[buzzer sounds]

Grant.
- Green.

- As in?

- Inexperienced and virginal, Sam.

- Very good.

Very good, Grant.

I will take it, that's a point for you.

Jess.
- Watching someone else do it.

[all laughing]

- Yes, Jess!
- Yes!

- Brilliant, Jess.

Two points for you.
- Oh, yay.

- Bringing you to-
- 1000?

- Six?
- Oh, okay.

[buzzer sounds]

- Neglected.

[Grant and Jess laughing]

- I'll give you the point,
Trapp, very well done.

[buzzer sounds]

Grant.

- Dirty.

[Mike and Jess laughing]

- I'm moving on.

[Jess giggling]

"I like my lovers like I
like my dental checkups."

[buzzer sounds]

- Just a little bit painful.

- I'll give you that, Trapp,
for sure, bringing you to five.

Jess.
- Quiet.

- You like your dental work to be quiet?

- Yeah, they always want to
talk in the middle of it,

and I'm like, I obviously
can't speak right now.

- And that goes for your lovers as well?

- Yeah.

- I'll give you the point,
Jess, bringing you to seven.

Trapp.
- Leaving me numb.

[Sam gasps]

- Ooh.

- That's very good, Trapp.

I'm gonna say two points.

Jess.
- Every six months.

[all laughing]

- Jess!
- I don't like sex.

- You are k*lling it.

Two points for you, bringing you to nine.

Grant.
- Covered in lead.

- I'm moving on.

"I like my lovers like I
like my parents' house."

[buzzer sounds]

Grant.
- With my parents inside.

[Sam and Mike laughing]

- Oh my God.

- I hate it, but it did make me laugh.

I'll give you to point, Grant.

That brings you to six.

[buzzer sounds]

Grant.
- With a cat named Fred.

[Mike and Jess laughing]

- Absolutely not.

[buzzer sounds]

Grant.

- With a liquor cabinet
that sees a lot of use.

- That's pretty funny.

[buzzer sounds]

I'll give you the point,
that brings you to seven.

Jess.
- Worth $300.000.

[all laughing]

- Holy sh*t.

Two points for Jess, bringing her to 11.

[buzzer sounds]

Trapp.

- Getting more valuable with age.

[all laughing]

- Rather quaint, but I like it, Trapp.

I'll give you the point,
bringing you to eight.

Grant, you're clearly going for
quantity instead of quality.

- Buckshot, my friend.

It's a strategy.

- Yes?
- I don't remember.

- No, why would you?

Players, that brings us to the board.

Categories are: "Sex with me is like."

"Are you a blank?"

Because, you know, the
style of the pickup line.

- Sure.

- Or "threesomes are like blank."

We'll start with Trapp,
the board is yours.

- I'll take "sex with
me" for three, please.

- "Sex with me is like
a Sunday newspaper."

[buzzer sounds]

Mike Trapp.

- Thicker than you thought.

- Mm-mm-mm.
- Ooh.

- Wow.

That is well done, Trapp.

That'll be two points for
you, bringing you to 10.

[buzzer sounds]

Jess.

- A "Cathy" quote will come up.

[all laughing]

- We'll say one point, Jess.

It did make me laugh.

Grant.

- Joe Biden's gonna come inside.

[all laughing]

- I don't think I'm gonna
give it to you, Grant.

I think you're quickly becoming
the heel of the episode.

It's back to the board.

It is now Grant's.
- Yes.

"Are you a" for four.

- "Are you a flat earther? Because..."

[buzzer sounds]

Grant.

- Because, baby, you're
making me some firmament.

[all chuckling]

No, no, don't give that one to me.

- No, no, no, I like the pun.

Grant, I'll give you the point.

- I don't want it.
- Oh, he doesn't want it.

Never mind.
- Take it away.

- Are you a flat earther?

Because I want to take you to the edge.

- Oh, that's good.
- See, see?

- Trapp, that's what
this game is all about.

That'll be two points for Trapp.

I thought that was exceptionally clever.

Jess.

- Yeah, let's do "threesomes
are like" for four.

- Threesomes are like The w*r of 1812.

[buzzer sounds]

Jess.

- Dad's don't participate in it,

but they're obsessed with it.

[all laughing]

- Jess!

The mind on you.

That's three points for Jess Ross.

- Hell yeah.

- Trapp.

- Not as memorable as the first one,

but arguably more important.

[Jess giggles]

- I like it, Trapp, I see
where you're going with that.

I'll give you the point.
- Great.

- We're back to the board, Mike Trapp.

- Let's do "are you a" for three.

- "Are you a" for three.

It's time for a mini-game.

- Oh boy.
- Oh.

- Very simple how this game works.

Grant, if you could take a quick step back

so that all of you can face each other.

We are going to take turns
saying the word "daddy"

as sexily as possible.
- Oh my God.

- The first person to laugh is out,

the second person to laugh is out,

and the third person
wins the point or points,

starting with Trapp.

- Daddy.

- Grant.

- Daddy?

Oh, I hated that.

- You got yourself out, Grant.

- I'm gonna sit right here.

- It is Jess versus Trapp.

- Daddy.

[all laughing]

I can't believe I won.
- Jess takes it home!

Let's call that-
- 1000?

[Grant sputters]

- You know, the mini-games
are significant, Jess.

I think let's give you three
points, bringing you to 18.

- Wow.

The scores headed into
round two: Trapp with 13,

Grant with 7, Jess with 18.

Grant, the board is yours.

- "Threesomes are like" for one.

- "Threesomes are like a game of Twister."

[buzzer sounds]

Jess.

- Difficult if you have a bad back.

[all laughing]

- With personal relevance.
- Yes.

- Yeah, I'll give you the point.

- Yay.

[buzzer sounds]

Grant.
- Stop when you see red.

- Oh my God.

- That's not how Twister works, though.

- The reds are the farthest
one, they're far away.

- Oh, I see, I see.

- It still made me laugh.

I'll give it to you, Grant.
- Thank you.

[buzzer sounds]

- Fun in theory, but rarely happens.

[Grant and Jess laughing]

- Really good, Trapp, really good.

As usual, your B is another person's A.

I'll give you two points for
that, bringing you to 15.

Back to the board, and Jess,
I believe the board is yours.

- Let's do "sex with me" for five.

- Wow.
- Ooh.

- "Sex with me is like
maple syrup on a hamburger."

[buzzer sounds]

Grant.

- It's gonna taste sweet
and just a little bloody.

[all laughing]

[buzzer sounds]

I heard an "ooh" from the crew.

- I'll give it to you, Grant.

I don't want to, but I will.

- I had an alt on that.

Sweet and a little fatty.

- Oh.

I like it, Jess, I'll give
you that point as well.

[buzzer sounds]

- Sticky f*cking meat.

[all laughing]

- I wouldn't, except
that I've already like,

traced this line around the three of you,

and so I think I'm obligated
to give you the point.

- Okay.
- One for you, Trapp.

Grant.

- I want them all between the buns.

[Jess sputters]

- The thing I like most
about yours, Grant,

is the way you stare daggers
into me when you're done.

It's almost like you dare me.

To let you know, I will
give you the point.

- Disappointing.
- [Sam] Jess.

- Enjoyed by little freaks.

[all laughing]

- I like that a lot, Jess.

I'll give that point to you for sure.

Let's go back to the board, oh, Jess.

- On the menu at a crappy diner.

[all laughing]

- Jess, that's actually layered.

Just like maple syrup on a hamburger.

I'll give you two points,
bringing you to 23.

- Sex with me is like
maple syrup on a hamburger.

Nobody wants a taste.

- Woo!

- Yes, that's good, Trapp.

I'll give you the point.

Grant.

- Sex with me is like
maple syrup on a hamburger.

Everybody wants a taste.

[Sam laughs]

- Sex with me is like
maple syrup on a hamburger.

Some people want a taste.

[Sam laughs]

- Neither of you.

Back to the board.

- I'll do "are you a" for five.

- "Are you a State of the Union Address?"

[buzzer sounds]

Grant.

- Because you're really, really long.

- That is funny, Grant.

- I'm glad.

- I will give you two
points, bringing you to 12.

- 'Cause you've got me half-standing.

[Grant and Jess laughing]

- Yes.

Very funny.

I will give you two
points, bringing you to 19.

[buzzer sounds]

Grant.

- Because you've got Nancy
Pelosi covered in white.

[all laughing]

- When you approach someone at a bar,

what do they think you mean
when you say Nancy Pelosi?

- They think I'm
referring to Nancy Pelosi.

The Speaker of the House.

Frankly, a hero of American
democracy that is underdiscussed

Not as far to the left
as I'd like her to be.

Terribly effective as a speaker

with an unruly caucus at the moment

that she's frankly doing
a lot to keep in line,

and in this context-

- The man gets up from the bar and leaves.

[all laughing]

- I'm gonna give you two points, Grant.

Grant, what'll it be?

- Hey, you know what?

"Sex with me" for one.

- I'm good at that.

- Child's play.

- "Sex with me is like a fire drill."

- Nobody takes it seriously.

[all laughing]

- Two points for Jess.

Either of you?

[Mike humming]

Here I thought this was an easy one.

- It's gonna cause a ringing in your ears.

- Oh, damn.

Sexy.

I'll give you the point, Jess.

- Very sexy.

[buzzer sounds]

- Grant.
- There might be a Dalmatian.

- Now, what do you mean by that?

[Jess laughs]

- You know what, Grant?

I'll give you the point.

- Incredible.
- Sure.

That brings us to Jess.

- "Threesomes are like" for two.

- "Threesomes are like a tandem bicycle."

[Mike chuckles]

[buzzer sounds]

Grant.

- Everybody gets a ride twice.

- Yes.

A little mathematical to boot, Grant.

I'll take it, two points.

- One more person than you're used to.

[all laughing]

- That's really good.

- Technically correct, which
is the best kind of correct.

I'll give it to you, Trapp.

- Someone's gonna have a view
of a butt the whole time.

[all laughing]

- Straight down the
middle, Jess, two points.

Grant.

- When I picture them, I
picture them in Amsterdam.

- What?

- I love that, Grant.

I do picture them in
smaller European countries.

Two points for you, bringing you to 19.

- Hard to tell how much the
other person is into it.

[Grant and Jess laughing]

- I'll give that to you, Trapp, yeah.

One point, bringing you to 22.

[buzzer sounds]

Grant.

- There's a really long chain.

Do you see?

- Oh, I like it, Grant.

I'll give you the point, it's a pun.

Sorry, could you do that
for just 30 more seconds?

- Yeah, do you see?

There's a person here and a person here.

- [Sam] Sure.

- Hm.

- [Sam] I'll give you the
point, bringing you to 20.

- It's important to wear protection.

- I like it, Jess.

It is important to wear protection.

- Yeah.

- I'll give you the
point, bringing you to 29.

We're back to the board.

I think we're all the
way back to you, Trapp.

- Let's do "sex with me" for two.

- "Sex with me is like
running a marathon."

- You're gonna be bragging about it

for the rest of your life.

[Jess laughs]

- I like that a lot.

[buzzer sounds]

I'll give you two points,
bringing you to 24.

Grant.

- You're gonna need to suck
some goo by the end of it.

[all laughing]

- Another "ooo."

- Another "ooo" from the crew.

Incredible.

- A loving "ooo" from the crew.

Gross and I like it.

I'll give you two points,
bringing you to 22.

[buzzer sounds]

Trapp.

- You're gonna rise early.

- Oh.

- Yeah, I'll give it to you.

- This implies the other
person has a p*nis.

- Absolutely.

[buzzer sounds]

- It's repetitive.

[Mike laughs]

- Sure, Jess, I'll give you the point.

Trapp.

- I don't know why anyone does it.

[Grant and Jess laughing]

- I'll give you the point,
Trapp, bringing you to 26.

- You're gonna want to
give up halfway through.

[Mike laughing]

- That's very funny,
Jess, I like that a lot.

I'll give you two points,
bringing you to 32.

- If you search on the internet,

you'll find a video of a lady

sh1tting herself in the middle of it.

- What?

Oh my God!

[Jess screams]

Oh my God.

- I don't know what you're
winning at exactly, Grant,

but there's like a different
game that you're destroying.

- Sure.
- That was pretty good.

- I'm gonna give you three
points, bringing you to 25.

Let's get out of here, Jesus.

That brings us to Grant.

- "Threesomes are like" for three.

"Threesomes are like a turducken."

Jess.

- Greasy.

[Mike and Grant chuckling]

- That's probably true, I'll
give you the point, Jess.

Trapp.
- Everyone's getting stuffed.

- Oh.

- Everyone is getting stuffed.

One point.

Grant.

- Threesomes are like a
turducken, they're unnatural.

- Oh.

- This is Grant's Puritan side coming out.

- Playing the part of a
conservative preacher.

- What happened to Nancy
Pelosi not being left enough?

- I'll give you the point, Grant.

[buzzer sounds]

- It's about three souls coming together

to create one beautiful thing.

- Jess.

How moving.

- Yeah.

If you're a turducken fan,
that makes a lot of sense.

I'll give you two points.

Trapp.

- Threesomes are like a
turducken, I've never had one.

[Grant laughs]

- I like that a lot, Trapp.

Two points, bringing you to 29.

Grant.

- Threesomes are like a
turducken, there's a duck there.

[sparse laughter]

- It's like you're burrowing
lasers to my brain.

- I f*cking dare you to give me point.

- I will not take your bait.

We're going back to the board.

Now it belongs to Jess.

- Did we do "are you a" for one?

- "Are you a flip phone?"

[buzzer sounds]

Trapp.

- 'Cause you got my fingers busy.

- That was quick on the
draw, Trapp, very well done.

I'll give you two points,
bringing you to 31.

Grant.

- Because I had you in the early 2000s.

[all laughing]

- So in this scenario,

you go up to someone
'cause you recognize them?

- As someone I had sex
with in the early 2000s.

- Yes, I will give you the point.

[buzzer sounds]

Jess.

- Because you have a snake

that keeps getting longer and longer.

- Jess!

My God.

Two points.

[buzzer sounds]

Grant.

- Are you a flip phone?

'Cause I'm gonna shove the antenna inside.

[Jess laughs]

- You have gotten more
crew "ooo"s in this episode

than ever before in Game Changer history.

- Hey, crew, go f*ck yourselves.

[all laughing]

- It's back to the board for Trapp.

- All right, let me do
"sex with me" for four.

- Sex with me for 400.

It's time for another mini-game.

It's the old CollegeHumor
classic, "Sex Toy or Dog Toy?"

This time, with an expert
to help us determine

what the sex toys and dog toys are.

- If this isn't a dog,
I'm gonna be furious.

- Introducing now, Grant
O'Brien's favorite porn star,

Ty Mitchell.

[Mike laughing]

- Oh my God.
- Hi, baby.

- Oh my God.

Holy sh*t.

Sam, I would have been
trying harder at this game

if I'd known I was trying to
impress someone the whole time.

- No, you were, I was one of those "ooo"s.

- This is incredible.

- You making us lots of money, baby?

- Yeah, I'm doing my best, I'm trying.

- This just became painful,
watching Grant flirt.

- And speaking of painful,

let's take a look at those sex toys.

- Thank you for that brilliant transition.

The scores headed into this mini-game:

Trapp with 31, Grant with 27,

and Jess, far in the lead
at this point, with 37.

First up, this item.

Ty, let me ask you before
I throw it to our players,

what do you think, sex toy or dog toy?

- I think this is very
obviously a sex toy.

It's definitely for a part of an anatomy

that I don't possess,

but I could see how you could

misunderstand this to be a dog toy.

- Mike Trapp, what do you say?

- I'm gonna say it's a sex toy.

- Grant O'Brien?

- So when you were filming
"The c*ck Destroyers."

[all laughing]

I'm gonna say a sex toy, you know,

I'm not really playing anymore.

[all laughing]

- So dirty, Grant.
- Yeah, I am.

Oh, God.

- I'm in the middle of something.

Sex toy, yes.

- I've got three sex
toys and three corrects.

That's points for all
three of our contestants.

Ash, could you bring out the
next sex or dog toy, please?

We'll do a quick swap.

[Mike laughs]

- And Ty, before we get
going, what do you think?

- I think this is very
plainly, obviously a sex toy.

- Okay.

- Good for a pleasuring two at once.

- [Sam] Ah, yes.

- You have to be careful
with these things.

I think they do come cheaply.

- Hey, I come cheaply.

- I don't.

[all laughing]

- f*ck, he's even good at that.

- I'm crying a little bit.

- Want to cry a little harder?

[all laughing]

- Hot damn!
- Give him a point.

- That's a point for Ty.

Let's get Ty back in one of your roles.

- Truly.

- Trapp, what do you
think, sex toy or dog toy?

- I'm gonna say dog toy for this one.

I do think it looks very sex-toy-like,

but I'm gonna go dog toy.

- Okay, Grant.

- I agree with Ty, I think
that's for two holes.

- [Mike] There's three knobs.

- Well, then you can put a
third hole anywhere you want.

- Jess, what do you think?

- I would give that to my
dog, so I'm gonna say dog toy.

- So we have dog toy, sex toy, dog toy.

It is in fact a dog toy.

That's points for Trapp and
Jess, and not for Grant.

- I could use that as a sex toy, though.

I don't know why I looked right at you.

I don't know what to do right now.

- Let's bring on the next one, Ash.

- Let's place this on my windowsill.

- Yes, Ty brought these all from home.

Here we've got this
lovely little item here.

Ty, what does your
better judgment tell us?

- I knew I'd see some avocados
when visiting Los Angeles.

- Of course.

- It's definitely not a sex toy for

a particularly well-endowed individual.

- Yes, right.

- I don't want to like,
clock you or anything.

- I am a small man.

- So you might assume
that this is a dog toy,

but I'm gonna have to say,
based off my expert opinion,

this is definitely a sex toy.

- Trapp, what do you think?

- I do think this one is
harder than the other ones,

but I think that the hole on
the bottom to me reads as like,

"put peanut butter in
me," not "put d*ck in me."

So I am gonna say that's a dog toy?

- Dog toy.

All right, Grant, what do you think?

- Sam, I know you.
- Yes.

- And I feel like this is maybe a trick.

- Really?

- I'm gonna say that's a cat toy

[Mike and Jess laughing]

because I think that looks
like the kind of thing

you could put catnip inside of.

- Grant, you dare to think I would

change the game on you just like that?

- Yeah, I do think that Sam.

Yes, that's what I do think.

- Jess, what do you think?

- I'm going to say that it is a dog toy.

- The answer is a dog toy.

- Hm.
- Mm-kay, mm-kay.

- Let's swap this out, please.

- [Jess] Oh my goodness.

- Come now, Sam.

- Come now?
- Come now.

- Well, you can with this.

- Ty, you've been very consistent so far.

What do you think, sex toy or dog toy?

- I know what this looks like.

[all laughing]

It looks like a dog toy, I know.

But Sigmund Freud wrote
a lot about this device.

- Sure, yeah.

- Sure, daddy.
- It's a daddy toy.

- What I'm saying is that it's
a sex toy per se, you know,

kind of, but more of a like, sex device.

- Yes.
- Sex tool.

- [Sam] Yes, yes, yes.
- Sex tool.

- [Grant] Yeah.
- Thanks, Grant.

- Hey, I've got your back.

[Mike laughs]

- Trapp, what do we think?

- I'm going to say sex toy.

- Where are you putting that?

- I'm not putting it anywhere,

but I think some people
can get creative with that.

I'm gonna say sex toy.

- Grant, what do you think?

- Sam, I think you're screwing with us.

I think you could put that on
the corner of like, a wall,

and your cat could rub up
against it and spread its scent,

and that's what all the teeth for.

So I think that's a cat toy.

- [Sam] Jess.

- The idea of putting that in my vag*na.

- Don't knock it till you try it.

- I think that is a dog toothbrush.

I think you would put toothpaste on it

and it would clean their teeth.

- Oh, wow.

[all laughing]

- Or you could stick it up their butt.

- Three great guesses,
only one of them right.

Jess, it is a dog toy.

[toy squeaks]

- Oh, well.

- That doesn't prove anything.

[all laughing]

- Ash, can you bring it
the next one, please?

- I would love this color of a sex toy.

- Oh, now this is hard.

- This is hard.

- What do you think, Ty?

[all laughing]

- This is a tricky one.
- I know.

- It's really throwing a curve ball.

- I know.
- I'm here as an expert.

- Yes.
- Mm-hm.

- I'm here as an expert to influence

how you all play the game.

- [Sam] Yep.

- And so I want you to
take my opinion seriously

that this is a dog toy.

- Hm.

- Interesting, the first time

that Ty has said "dog
toy" this entire game.

- I'm sorry, I mean, it's a toy

for when you're pretending to be a dog.

- Oh.
- Oh.

- Thank you for the clarification,
Ty, that was helpful.

- I thought it was obvious.

- [Sam] Trapp, what do you think?

- I'm gonna say sex toy.

- Grant, thoughts?

- Yeah, I still think that's like a, see?

So I think it's a sex
toy, please continue.

I won't give my reasoning.

- Jess.

- I think it's a sex toy and
I will give my reasoning.

I think you take your
p*nis on a little walk.

[all laughing]

It does a little pee-pee outside
and you bring it back in.

- And that's how you meet
the other p*nis owners

in your neighborhood, chat a little bit.

- Three sex toys, three correct.

- Woo!

- Ash, could we have
our last object please?

[Mike laughs]

- Ooh.

- Ty, what do you think, sex toy, dog toy?

- I think you could see
how this would be a dog toy

in the sense that it's a ball,
which dogs famously love.

- It's their whole deal.

- But I wouldn't play with a
dog with an electronic ball

unless it was an electronic
dog, popular in the early 2000s.

- The future's a crazy place.

- I'm gonna just make it
clear that this is a sex toy

in my expert opinion.

- What do you think, players?

Starting with Trapp.

- Now, I don't know what this is.

- 50-50 shot.

- I'm going to say dog toy.

- Grant, what do you think?

- It's got to be a sex toy, right?

- I think a lot of stuff like
this is more cat toy stuff.

There's a lot of like,
automated sh*t, where it's like,

"yeah, I have a dog,

but I can't be bothered
to do anything with it,

so get me a little robot that can like,

drop treats everywhere."

- Trapp's right, I'm gonna
say that's a cat toy.

Sam, I think you're screwing
with us, that's a cat toy.

- Grant digging his own grave
even further into the ground.

Jess.

- I mean, I'd sit on it.

[all laughing]

But I think it's a dog toy.

- How about that reveal, Ty?

This is in fact a sex toy.

- No.
- Oh.

- It doesn't have like,
a ton of depth, actually.

So it's perfect for you, Sam.

[all laughing]

- Thank you so, so much.

- Thank you so much for having me.

- For coming all this
way to be our expert.

The scores headed out of that
mini-game are: Trapp with 35,

Grant with 30, Jess with 42.

- Wow.
- Wow.

- Grant, what do you say?

- I'm gonna go with "are you a" for two.

- "Are you a Tim Burton movie, because?"

[buzzer sounds]

Trapp.
- You're a hot topic.

Doesn't make any sense, move on.

- It makes just enough sense

for me to give you a point, Trapp.

[buzzer sounds]

Jess.

- Because I bet you were
better 20 years ago.

[Sam clapping]

- [Sam] This is a diss, Jess?

- Yeah.
- You're negging.

- You're negging them, you're
cutting them down to size.

- They go, "ooh, she's a b*tch."

- I'll give you a point.

Back to the board.

- I'll take what's remaining.

I'll take "threesomes are like," five.

- It's the final mini-game.

- Oh my goodness.
- Oh boy.

- Here's how this is gonna work, g*ng.

We call this "Sex Moves."

I'm gonna give you the name of a sex move,

you tell me what that sex move describes.

These are not real sex moves,
these are made up sex moves.

You just tell me what you
think they could represent.

I'll pick my favorite, there
are three of them altogether.

Number one, "the windshield wiper."

Starting with Trapp.

- That's where you swipe
your d*ck back and forth

in front of your lovers glasses.

[all laughing]

- Oh my God.

- Grant.

- It's when you have sex on top
of a lot of crushed up bugs.

- Another crew "ooo."

Jess.

- It's when there are
two penises and boobies,

and the penises windshield
wipe the boobies.

- I liked all three of those,
but especially Trapp's,

and so, Trapp, I will give you two points.

Number two, "the hometown hero."

Starting with Grant.

- The hometown hero is when
you have sex in Columbus.

- Grant's hometown.

Not a bad answer, I don't think.

I'll go to Jess next.

- The hometown hero is when your lover

is lying on their stomach

and you plant a flag in their butt hole.

[all laughing]

- I think that's The w*r of 1812.

- Trapp.

- The hometown hero is when you sort of

check out for awhile, but then
come when no one expects it.

[all laughing]

- That's very good, Trapp.

I will give you that as well.

Ooh, Trapp's sneaking
up on Jess a little bit.

Finally, g*ng, it's "nineteening."

The number "nineteening,"
beginning with Jess.

- Nineteening is when you're


[all laughing]

to have sex with a 20 year old.

- Very good, I will go to Trapp next.

- Nineteening is a 69 but
taken down about 50 notches.

[Jess laughs]

- Sounds about right.

Grant.

- It's when you have sex in an
NYU dorm for the first time,

but you say you're very experienced.

[Jess sputters]

Like me, like me.

It's a story about me.

- Very funny across the board.

I think I'm gonna to give
this one to Trapp, too.

The scores at the end of
our game: Trapp with 42,

Grant with 30, Jess with 43.

- Ow!
- Wow.

- That means that Jess is
the winner of this episode.

Jess, you win all of the
sex toys and dog toys

featured in this episode.
- Oh my God.

- You have to remember which one's which.

[Jess laughs]

- I am Sam Reich, reminding
you that sex with me

is like Game Changer itself:
it's now streaming on Dropout.

Good night.

[audience clapping]

[dramatic music]