04x06 - Filmed Before A Live Studio Audience

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- [Sam] Get ready for a "Game Changer."

Tonight's guests, a
penny for your thoughts,

it's Becca Scott.

- Hey.

- Do you come here osten?

Ostentatia that is,

it's Izzy Roland.

Don't worry, her bark stock
is worse than her bite stock,

it's Erika Ishii.

And you're host, me, I've
been here the whole time.

This is "Game Changer."

The only game show where
the game changes every show.

I am your host, Sam Reich,

I am joined today by these
three lovely contestants.

Now you all understand how the game works.

- Don't do that.

- Don't do what?

- Not to me.
- We don't know.

- That's right, our players have no idea

what game it is they're about to play.

The only way to learn is by playing.

The only way to win is by learning,

and the only way to begin is by beginning.

So without further ado,
let's begin, Becca.

- Sam.

Oh, I go?

Show us your butt.

[contestants laughing]

- Is that how you play?

- Is that or can I do a...

You still said my name.

[crowd applauds]

[crowd booing]

This is like my dream every night.

Are you booing me?

[crowd booing]

- I've done a commercial
audition like this once.

[Becca laughs]
[crowd laughs]

- How am I doing?

- You're doing great, Becca.

- Oh, god!
[crowd booing]

Don't open that.

[crowd booing]

[Becca laughing]

He's doing this to me.

- A quick glimpse behind the scenes.

- This is like-

[crowd booing]

- This is intense acting.

[crowd booing]

Stop being mean to my friend.

- Yeah, this is very negative.

[buzzer buzzes]

- Izzy.

Okay, I will avenge you.

- [Becca] Thank you.

Seriously, don't open the fridge.

- Izzy taking no chances
right off the bat.

[crowd applauds]

- [Erika] Everyone's favorite guest star.

- Honey, I'm home.

[Sam laughs]
[crowd boos]

[Sam and Becca laughing]

- You're doing great.

- You are, you're doing just great.

[crowd booing]

Sorry that the crowd thinks otherwise.

- Don't.

Not that one.

- It was laughing a little bit.

- A little bit.

- Okay, so you're getting
warmer, you're getting warmer.

The phone?

Try the phone.

[crowd boos]

Okay, not the phone.

The sink?

No?
[crowd boos]

- Yeah, yeah, yeah?
- Just be sassy.

- [Becca] That's working for me.

[Sam laughs]
[crowd boos]

- It smells like mildew.

- That's 'cause I opened the fridge.

I really meant it, don't open the fridge.

- Is there something on the calendar?

- It's the pen, write
the date we fell in love.

[crowd laughs]

- Yes, yes!

- What happens in September?

- What's today?

- [Becca] The 7th!

[crowd laughs]

[bell dings]

- That is one point for Izzy.

[contestants cheering]

- [Izzy] Jesus f*cking Christ.

- You did it.

- Erika?

- So I know what the
game is, live in a house.

- I don't know how to do
that, I'm a millennial.

[crowd applauds]

[crowd laughs]

[crowd boos]

This is hard.

- Oh, ha ha ha.

- Hello?

- Oh, call me.
[crowd laughs]

- Six, nine, four, 20.

- Yeah, 69, 420.

- Oh, dial 999.

Nine, nine, nine.

[crowd boos]

No, okay?

- Hello, Erika?

- Becca, hello?
- Oh my god.

- [Erika] Hi.

- Did you see what Izzy
wore to the sock hop.

- Come on!

- Oh my god, no way.

I super love saddle shoes.

[buzzer buzzes]

- Gonna buzz you out, Erika.

Becca.

[crowd applauds]

[crowd boos]

- The phone, I think.

You have to do something with the phone.

[crowd laughs]

- Hi, Mom.

No, I'm being embarrassed publicly.

It'll be all right.

Say, do you have your
pot roast recipe handy?

[crowd laughs]

Okay, well, I've lost mine.

I put it in the fridge

and anything in there turns
to mildew immediately.

[crowd laughs]

Look, if I wanted to trick a man

into marrying me, is the pot roast enough

or do we need souffle?

Anyway, Mom, I gotta go.

[Becca screams]

[bell dings]

[crowd applauds]

- That is a point for Becca.

- Sorry, Mom.

All right, then.

- Izzy.

- I can't.

I actually can't.

Okay.

[crowd applauds]

- Feels emptier by now, doesn't it?

- My college boyfriend wrote
a play like this one time.

[crowd laughs]

- [Sam] Oh my, I'm so sorry.

- It was okay.

[crowd boos]

- Boo, b*tch.

I hate you.

I've had a lot of dreams like this.

Ha ha, hate it, okay.,

Phone again?
[crowd boos]

Boo.

Plant?
[crowd boos]

Did y'all like something over here?

[crowd boos]

No.

- Well, what do you do when
you're having a dinner party?

- You mark the date, you go ah!

You walk back to the fridge.

[crowd laughs]

[crowd exclaims]

[crowd laughs]

- Hold your breath.

[bell dings]

- That is a point for Izzy.

- [Izzy] Should I stay?

- No, I think you can probably
go back to your podium.

[Becca laughs]

Erika.
- Sam?

- What have we learned?



- Oh, okay.

[crowd booing]

- [Sam] 10 seconds.

Six.

- [Izzy] I told you.

- And that's it.

- f*ck!

- Becca, what have we learned?

- I think we all learned today

that sometimes in your life,

you just need to eat a radish?

[crowd boos]

You need to walk towards the fridge,

you need to not say no.

[crowd boos]

You need to mark with a pen.

[crowd laughs]

On the calendar.

- And that is it, Becca, sorry.

Which means it'll go to you, Izzy.



- [Becca] You've just gotta do the thing.

- We've learned today is September 7th

and we've learned that we
have to check on the phone.

Ah!
[bell dings]

And we've learned that you
gotta get in the fridge.

Okay, get in it.
[bell dings]

- [Sam] That point goes to Izzy as well.

- I'm not getting back in there!

I'm not getting back in there.

I'm a grown woman.

- I'm a grown woman is an
incredible statement to make

on this show.

- Nobody here controls me.

- Not even the laughter, Izzy?

- Oh, he got you there.

- I threw a water bottle at you once, Sam,

don't make me do it again.

- That is true.

I'm not sure if that was caught on camera,

but that is true.

Moving on to round two.

Erika, that's you.

- That was only one round?

I thought we did it.

- You thought it's over.

- That was it, we did
it, we did all of it.

- We changed the game.

- You deserve it.

[crowd applauds]

[crowd booing]

- Oh yeah, good prance.

[crowd booing]

- Over here, go this way.

[crowd laughs]

- [Becca] Oh, plants are funny.

- Ha, ha, ha!

[crowd laughs]

Smash it on the ground.

[bell dings]

- Yes!

- What?

- That is a point for Erika.

- Of course, the one that I figure out

is the one where you
have to smash something.

- Sure.

- How could I not?

- How could you not?

- No half points for sort of whispering?

- [Sam] Becca, that's all you.

- Okay, well, plants been smashed.

[crowd applauds]

- I assume that it's
very, "I Love Lucy" style.

Anything that they do on
"Honeymooners" or "I Love Lucy."

- Beat their wives?

Oh, ha, ha.

[crowd boos]

[Sam laughs]

- You know, that's not correct,

but I really liked it.

- That's fine.

[crowd laughs]

[crowd boos]

Oh, there was a laugh here?

- Yeah.

- Maybe they'll be less
moldy if I do this.

[crowd boos]

- That'd be really cool, wouldn't it?

- Lemons, pick them up.

- Maybe pull the lemons
out, see if there's anything

in them.
- Smash it.

- Smash it.

- It's a nice pot, I can't.

[crowd boos]

- Oh, don't.

- Throw them lemons on
the ground or something.

- Juggle the lemons.

You can juggle.

- Obviously.

We all know I can juggle.

[crowd boos]

[Sam laughs]

- Is there anything in the lemons?

- Are they real?

Bite it.

[crowd laughs and applauds]

[bell dings]

- That was it.

[Becca laughs]

Becca, that was exactly it.

Way to go.

Izzy, it's your go.

- Okay.

Smells great.

- Oh.

[crowd applauds]

- Come on.

- At this point we feel
robbed if we don't get it.

- Yeah.

- Lemons, we did.

[crowd boos]

- There's towel stuff.

- Towels.
[crowd boos]

Boo.

[crowd boos]

If you make me get in the fridge again.

- I really hope that's it.

- I was about to make that same joke.

[crowd laughs]

- Top?
[crowd boos]

Boo, bottom.

Don't you.
[crowd laughs]

- Oh!

[crowd laughs]

[bell dings]

[crowd applauds]

- Delicious.

- Are you happy?

[crowd laughs]

- [Sam] That is an
additional point for Izzy.

- Yes, family, college was worth it.

[Sam laughs]

- I'm a trained rat in a laboratory.

- My liberal arts education
really came through.

- Erika, with 60 seconds on the clock,

let's review.

- I think we've all learned
something here today.

We learned that it is September the 7th,

and that let's see-

- The phone.

- Oh god, oh god, the phone,

and then we gotta yell in the phone.

Ah!

And get in the fridge.

Oh, it smells so bad in here.

Oh, god.

We smashed the pot.

We ate a lemon.
- It's not good.

- Wow, sh*t.

[Erika screams]

- That is a point for Erika.

[crowd applauds]

Wow.

- The hottest person I've ever met.

- The points headed into round three,

Becca with two, Izzy with
four, Erika with two.

Right now neck and neck
between Erika and Becca.

- I don't think that's
how neck and neck works.

Neck and neck for second.

[Sam laughs]

- Players, if you would do me a favor

of putting on your goggles just in case.

- Uh oh.
- My a*s.

There's sh*t in my a*s.

- I didn't know if they were
just optional before, but now.

- Becca.

[crowd applauds]

- Who me?

[crowd booing]

- In the kitchen?

- Something gross.

- This is the messy thing
and I am wearing goggles.

- Okay, see if he likes it.

[crowd boos]

[Sam laughs]

- Maybe I'll just do it anyway.

[crowd laughs]

[bell dings]

[crowd applauds]

- That is a point for Becca.

- Oh, it's so we don't get
shards in our eyeballs.

[Sam laughs]

It's not a messy thing.

- Izzy, we're back with you.

- Okay.

- Becca catching up to you.

- And I love that for her.

- You got this.

- We've figured this out.

[crowd applauds]

- Now I'm wearing open-toed shoes.

[Sam laughs]

- What are you touching?

[crowd booing]

I'm gonna boo you, that would
be fun though, wouldn't it?

- What about?

Okay.

These feel weak.

- Ha!

Do it, do it, do it!

[Sam laughs]

- Oh gosh.

[crowd laughs]

[chair smashes]

[contestants cheering]
[bell dings]

[crowd applauds]

- [Becca] So good.

- [Erika] That did something for me.

- We're all hooking up after this.

[Sam laughs]

- That is a point for Izzy,

bringing Izzy to five.

[crowd applauds]

- All right, maybe over here.

[crowd boos]

We over at the table?

- Yeah.

- Okay.

[crowd laughs]

- I wonder what he wants you to do.

- The whole game can't
just be smashy smashy.

- Can it?

- Can't it?

- For you, Sam.

- That is so nice.

- Careful, there's ketchup on it.

- This is the nicest thing

that anyone's ever done for me.

[crowd boos]

[crowd laughs]

[Becca exclaims]
[bell dings]

[crowd applauds]

- That is a point-

- It couldn't have been that simple.

- For Erika.

- Here we are.

- Becca again.

- Okay.

Well, I tried to have a dinner party.

[crowd applauds]

But I had some issues.

[crowd boos]

- Ha, ha, ha.

[crowd laughs]

- What is it?

- It's the plumbing.

- Yes, I want her to fix the sink.

- It's a fire extinguisher.

[crowd exclaims]

[crowd laughs]

[contestants exclaiming]

- I'm so jealous.

This has been my dream.

- When's the all three at once turn?

Literally, the width is bigger than Becca.

- You gotta pull the pin.

- Do what?

Oh, the pin.
- The pin, yes.

Now!

[bell dings]
[fire extinguisher spraying]

Save some for me!

- Yes, Becca, that is correct.

That is a point for you.

- I didn't even need the
point, it was very satisfying.

- Oh!

- Izzy.
- Okay.

- It's time to review.

- Okay, we go [babbles].

It's the 7th, okay?

It's the 7th.
- 49 seconds.

[Izzy screams]

- Get in.

Oh, it's nasty.

- She loves that fridge.

- And then the lemon.

- Holy god.

- Plate.

Chair.

- Five seconds left.

[fire extinguisher sprays]

[bell dings]

You got it!

That is all yours, Izzy.

- Well done.

- That is an additional point for Izzy,

bringing Izzy to six.

- [Becca] I think that's the
hardest part of the game.

- Yeah, it's bogus that
that's not worth more.

- That is a great point in retrospect.

- This isn't the sort of game

where you can change the rules.

[Sam laughs]

- The delivery on that.

- For this next and final action

will you please put on your raincoats

which you will find in the
drawers inside your podiums.

- Are we gonna k*ll somebody?

[Sam laughs]

- Erika, I believe I'm with you.

- Oh god, it's hot.

[crowd applauds]

[crowd boos]

All right.

[crowd boos]

Not here?

[crowd boos]

All right.

- Ketchup and mustard.

[crowd boos]

- No, it's not the ketchup and mustard.

- [Becca] Banana?

- [Erika] Banana?

- I like the way you're thinking, but-

- But no.

What else is there?

- You're breaking the fourth wall.

- Ha, ha, ha.

[crowd laughs]

- [Erika] Okay, all right.

We're going back here.

[crowd boos]

No.

- You're really jumping the shark, Sam.

- Here?

Hi guys, sorry, sorry.

[crowd laughs]

All right, there's something.

[crowd laughs]

Oh, God.

What is it?

What is there?

- Pull the fire alarm.

- Oh my god.
[crowd laughs]

I can't, I shouldn't.

- He did a laugh when I
said pull the fire alarm.

- [Erika] I know!

Seriously, can I?

[alarm beeping]
[bell dings]

- That is the end of our show,

the points are Becca
with four, Izzy with six,

and Erika with three,

that means that Izzy is
the winner of our show.

- [Becca] Yay, Izzy!

- Izzy, you win a Rage
Room gift certificate

that you can use at your leisure.

- Rage Room?

- That does it for us
here at "Game Changer."

I am Sam Reich, reminding
you that if you think

Pavlov's dogs are something,

you should see his game show, good night.

[crowd applauding]
[gentle music]