04x08 - Race to the Bottom

[bunniefuu]

- [Sam] Get ready for a "Game Changer."

Tonight's guests...



it's Ally Beardsley.

- Thank you.

- [Sam] Noted toilet water
drinker, Grant O'Brien.

- Hi.

- [Sam] And someone new to
bid against, it's Lily Du.

- Hello. Money means nothing to me now.

[Ally laughing]

And your host, me.

I've been here the whole time.

This is

Game Changer,

the only game show

where the game changes every show.

I am your host, Sam Reich.

I'm joined today by these
three lovely contestants.

Now, you all understand
how the game works?

- I do actually, yeah.
- Yes, actually.

- Yeah, yeah.

- That's right, it's a Game
Samer so without further ado

let's begin by bringing out the safe.

[whimsical music]

- That's a stool.

- The safe is heavy. It
takes at least two people.

- Do you think if you had a stronger crew

it would get out here faster?
[Sam chuckling]

- Oh boy.

- Thank you so much both.

Ally.
- Yeah?

- Would you-

- Oh, we're starting that
quick. I have whiplash.

- Do an earnest breakdance.

[Lily and Ally laughing]

- Somehow this is more embarrassing

than the worst stuff I thought.

[Grant chuckling]

- And you somehow did bullseye me

because there is a breakdance.

It's arms only that me and my
cousin took hours to learn,

and I still remember it.

- How much?

- I do need to preface this.

It doesn't look impressive,
but it's really hard.

I want to do it and have someone

try their hardest to also do it.

- No guarantees, Ally.

- Okay, anyway, $500.
- $500?

- I'll give you a little peek.
Okay, that's all you get.

- I'd like to see more.

I don't think that's worth $500. Grant.

- I mean, I actually want to see it

so I'm reluctant to bid against that,

but I also would do it for less.

I'd do it for $250.

- What would you do, though?

- I'd try to do that thing where the leg,

where you circle the leg.
- Try to do!

- That I desperately want to see.

- No, same.
- Lily.

- For 200...

I will try to do a kickup.

- Off the floor?
- Yeah.

- Oh, whoa.

- And then I'll try to
do the leg spinny thing.

- Do I hear any better than 200?

- I'll do 150 for the cool arm
thing that I know I can nail.

- That's 150 from Ally.

- I'm out.
- I'm out.

- [laughs] Oh, great.

- I want to see it.
- Out so soon?

- [Ally] Can someone please-
- I'd like to see it.

- Can you guys agree to try after me?

- Yeah.
- 'Cause it does look easy.

- All right, sure.
- Absolutely.

- But it's not easy, once again.

- I'll try it for $40.
- [laughs] How dare you?

- [Lily] Don't do that.

- Wait, are you making a deal with me?

- Sam, you're out of this.

I'm making a deal with the person-

- Wait, I'm getting $150

and I have to give 40 of them to you?

- I don't want to do it.
- This is the first one.

- This is the first one, yes.
- Pay me $20. Pay me $20.

- All right, 40, 20, here we go.

- Yep, let's do it.
- Oh my God.

[Lily screams]
- Oh no.

- It's literally like the music video.

- Oh boy.
- Oh my God.

It's a Fatboy Slim music video.

- Are you ready? I'm ready.
- As ready as I'll ever be.

[Ally screams]

- It's only this and then you
can kind of like, move around.

- I paid $90 for this.
[Lily laughing]

- Now please try it.
- Try that?

- Your arms are gonna,
pow, right into your sides.

It's not gonna look as fluid.
- I paid $90!

[Lily laughing]

- If you nail it, I swear to
God I'm gonna take an Uber home

and leave my car here.
- No way Grant nails this.

- [Sam] Go for it, Grant.

[Lily and Ally laughing]

- I almost fell.
- [Lily] Grant, Grant.

- I almost fell.
- [Ally] See?

- Are you faking that?

- What was that? Isn't
that what I was doing?

- Do it at the same time as me

and you'll see the difference.
- All right, sure.

- One, two, three.

[energetic music]

- You know something?
You know something, Ally?

That's not worth $90, but
this together is worth $130.

Capitalism is strange that way.

- Okay.

- Ally's thing looked wrong.

- It's a great move.

- It was what, this?

- Wow, yeah, exactly. [laughs]

[Sam laughing]
- Is it this?

- You know what?

Ultimately small price to
pay to embarrass you all.

- How dare you?

- 90, 40, 20.
[bell ringing]

Creative dealmaking to start this game.

Grant O'Brien.
- Hi.

- Would you take a bite of an onion?

[dramatic music]

- [Lily] That's not peeled?

- [Sam] Oh, where would
be the fun of that?

- Can I peel it with my
hands before I take the bite?

- Well, that's a negotiation
that we'll leave open

depending on the other offers I get.

- [Grant] All right.
- Oh.

- Yeah, $100.
- $100, not so bad. Lily.

- For 200 I eat it with the skin.

[Sam sighs]

- $90 I eat it with the skin.

- Wow!
[Ally and Lily laughing]

- $80, I'll take a bite with the skin.

- God damn it.
- $80 from Grant.

- For 75 I'll do it.

[Ally laughs]
- 75 from Lily.

- 70.
- 70 from Grant.

- It's a race to the bottom here again!

- $70 goes to Grant.

- The worst part is gonna be the skin.

- How big of a bite?

- You know.
- Like an apple bite?

- Yes, an apple bite
would be a great example.

- Grant takes big bites.

- Well, I'm a big boy.
- Oh, boy.

- [Lily] Ew, why is he
gonna stand like that

behind the safe?

- This one's for you.

- [Ally] Why did I get put
on the horny money episode?

[onion crunching]

- Ew!
- Ew!

- That'll be $70 for
Grant, bringing him to 110.

Lily, would you let a dog lick your mouth?

- Absolutely.
- Now, I'm talking

about open mouth french kiss.

- How smelly is this dog?

I will say, my dog has some

of the cleanest teeth at the vet.

- This is my dog, so you
have a sense of size.

[Lily and Ally screaming excitedly]

- [Lily] It would be a pleasure!

- [Ally] Okay, can I pay to
just kiss her on the head?

- He really is beautiful.

- We will need the coconut oil.

- What's his sign?
[Grant laughing]

Wait, what? What's going on everyone?

- [Lily] Finn, I can't wait
for you to make out with me.

- What are you gonna make
us do to the dog next?

- He finds coconut oil irresistible.

- Oh.
- Don't we all?

- So if we put coconut oil on your lips,

he will make out with
you until we say stop.

- No.

- So sorry, it's on my
lips or inside my mouth?

'Cause I'm okay with either.
- This is too horny!

[Sam laughing]
- I'm okay with either.

It's my lips or inside my mouth.

- Your lips.

- Oh, that's not bad at all.

- We are expecting an open-mouth kiss

so let the bidding begin.
- $10.

- $10 from Lily. We're going down, folks.

We began with 90-
- [Ally] This is insane.

- I want to-

- Can we have a meeting actually?

I need to talk to both of you.
- [Lily] Okay.

- f*cking get it together.
[Lily laughing]

Pretend you don't want to kiss the dog.

Know inside that you want to kiss the dog.

- [Lily] Okay.
- Say $200.

- Okay, okay, 200.
- $200?

- 200. I changed my mind.
- I'll do it for $10.

- Oh my God! [laughs]

- I like that dog.
- $9! Finn, come to me!

- $7.

- [Ally] The dog's cute, I get it.

- Six.
- $6?

- $5.
- $5!

- Four.
- Four!

- $3.
- $3!

- Two.
- Two!

- $1.
- $1.

- Free.
- Free?

- I'll give you $1.
- Give me $1.

- I'll give you $2. [laughs]
- Give me $2.

- I'll give you $10.
- Give me $10!

- Look at that little sweetheart.

- Going once.
- Oh my God.

- Going twice.

- Look at that little sweetheart!

- A cutie!
- Wait, here's the thing.

If Grant does that, is Finn
not allowed to kiss my face?

- I suppose we could throw in a free kiss.

Sold to Grant.
[cash register ringing]

Let's go ahead and bring
out the coconut oil, please.

- [Ally] Oh my God, this is insane!

- [Sam] Now, Grant has
just consumed an onion,

and I'm a little concerned-
- Might be repulsive to Finn.

- That this will backfire.

- A little onion coconut dog melange.

- Now, if we're looking at the
rest of the challenges, okay,

how many more of them
have a sexual undertone?

Because I'm looking at my teammates here.

- What are you talking about?

- And I'm trying to figure
out, can we bargain?

Can we figure it out?

But if you keep throwing
us sh*t like this,

it's just gonna be an episode
of people doing things

for free, and I'm gonna be
here pulling my hair out.

- No, no, no. I'm ready
to unionize after Grant.

- Oh my God!
- I'm ready to unionize.

- Hi, honey, oh.
- Hey, this is Grant.

- Hi.

- Finn doesn't want it.
- It's really oniony, huh?

- [Lily] Finn doesn't want it!

- Yeah, no one likes that.

- [Lily] Finn doesn't want it.

[Grant and Sam laughing]

- Literally pushed me away.

- Come to me.
- Literally would not do it.

- What about Lily? Do you like Lily?

- [Ally] How his favorite
thing is coconut oil,

and he still wouldn't kiss you.

- [Grant] I'm used to that.

- Oh.
- Ooh.

- Okay.
- I'm so offended.

- Finn, thank you very
much for participating.

- Finn, thank you for all you do.

- Gorgeous animal. That was great.

- You have a very clean dog mouth.

- As far as dog mouths go.

We're going to take this up a small notch.

Ally.
- Mm-hmm.

- Tweet your own name in quotes

as if you were searching for it.

[Lily and Ally laughing]

- That is smart.

- Why, thank you. It means a lot.

How much?

- We should just set a
number and stick to it.

- Broker a deal.
- Yeah.

- We won't go under $250
for anything here on out.

- Yeah.

- Excuse me.
- [Grant] That is good.

- You just got a full freebie.

- [Lily] Let's take
Sam for all he's worth.

- [Ally] Yeah.

- Let's make CollegeHumor
go out of business again.

[Sam and Ally laughing]

- [Ally] I say 275.

- 275. Do not go lower.

- You're setting a floor,
that's what's happening?

- We've had it up to here, okay?

- I won't even do it for


- So is your bid 275, Ally?

Or are you just saying that's the floor?

- No, I'm saying mine is 275.

- And I'm not going to bid.
- And I'm not going to bid.

- Given the amount of money in the safe,

I am a little worried
about running out fast.

You've given me no choice
but to bring out a scab.

- What?

- Who would be disgusting,
a filthy rat enough to be-

- [Grant] Oh no.
- [Ally] Oh my God, Katie!

- [Grant] That's stupid.

- Katie, if you could take a position-

- [Lily] Katie's hair looks incredible.

- Among the players, please.
- Wait, what is this?

- Katie and I made an
agreement before this.

- Yes.
- That if costs got too high,

she would come out here in
order to drive them down.

And so Katie, I'll ask you,
would you tweet your own name

in quotes for any less than $275?

- Yeah.

- What's your best offer, Katie?

- I'll do it for $20.

- No, no!
- Jesus Christ!

- [Katie] I'd do it for $20.
[Sam laughing]

- No, would you really?
- Wait, that's very funny.

- Will you really?

- No, no, no, don't outbid her.

- Yep.
- Don't outbid her.

Let her do it.
- I'd do it for $20.

- Let her do it!

- This goes to Katie Marovitch for $20.

Katie, go ahead and tweet
your name in quotes.

- I can't believe it.

- And tweeted.
- Oh my God!

- [Grant] I can't believe it.

- [Sam] Katie, you can go ahead

and write $20 on your scoreboard.

- I'm excited.
- This is so stupid.

- We barely got off the ground.

- Now, since the rest of
you have chosen to unionize,

I think it's fair that
you all pay union dues

so I am going to subtract
$5 from each of your scores.

- That's okay. Happy to.

- Great, but what benefits
do we receive as the union

to pay these dues for?
- Yeah.

- The benefits of being in the union.

- Hey Katie, you want to unionize with us?

- No.

- I'll Venmo you $200
real dollars right now

to unionize with us.
- Yeah.

- We're moving on.

Grant.
- What?

- Would you get a temporary tattoo sleeve?

- I love that, and I
would love to have that.

- Grant.
- All right, $50.

- $50, Lily.

- $50.

- Sounds about right. Ally.

- I'm gonna have to go with $250.

- Okay, $250.
- Oh, f*ck.

Yeah, 250, wait, sh*t, oh
yeah, that's, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck.

- How quickly we forget ourselves.

- I hate this.
- Interesting.

- Katie, can you do any better than $250?

- Oh, jeez, Sam.

- Can you do better
than 50? Grant's was 50.

- 50 is actually the lowest.

- I'll do it for $45.
- [Lily] Well, that's not bad.

- $45.

- Can I go lower?
- Yeah, yeah.

- Yeah, yeah, let's see
how this shakes out.

- $40.

- Do I hear any lower
from anyone than $40?

- I'll do it for 35.
- Do I hear lower than 35?

- It's Friday, and that's
gonna look stupid by tonight.

No, I'm out, I'm out.

- Go to church and it'll still look good.

- You're out?
- I'm out.

- It's going once, going twice.

Sold to Katie for $35.
[cash register ringing]

Time to suit up.

- Put my hand here?
[energetic rock music]

- $35?
- 35 sweet dollars.

- This is a temp tattoo, that's fine.

- But how can we do it
while Katie's always there?

We take her out.

- Come on baby, make it look good.

[Sam laughing]

- [Ally] Okay-
- Don't call my crew, "Baby."

- You can call this
crew whatever you want.

- [Lily] Make it look slidey and weird.

- Oh my God!

- [Grant] The crew's gonna get it.

- What do we think so far?

- It looks incredible.
- Does it really?

- What do people do in
real life with scabs?

- That's what I'm trying to figure out.

- You get them to join the union

or you threaten their family.

- Let's get a look at that tattoo.

Pretty badass, Katie.

- [Ally] That looks real.

- [Lily] Guys, we have to beat up Katie.

- You can return to your position

and turn that $20, I believe, to $55.

Ally with $85, Grant
with $105, Lily with $15,

and Katie, our scab, with $55.

Ash, would you go ahead
and open the safe, please.

- [Grant] Oh no.
[dramatic music]

- [Lily] Already we're finding out?

- [Grant] Yeah, that's how he does this.

- [Sam] There are once again
$10.000 inside of this safe.

- I f*cking told you!

- Lily, would you let a
tarantula crawl on your face?

- No, no!
[Lily screams]

- [Ally] [laughs] Oh my God!
- I would now like

to introduce you to Molly and Paul.

- [Ally] I feel sick.

- Everybody, this is Molly,
our tarantula handler.

- Hi.
- [Grant] Hi, Molly.

- [Sam] This is Paul.

- How long does it have to be on our face?

- Just, you know, a few
seconds. A good crawl.

- You said "across your face."
- A good crawl.

- That takes a while.

- Now, Lily, I will throw it to you

with all that information.
- [Ally] Lily...

- I would do it for 1.000.

- $1.000 from Lily. Katie,
would you do it for any less?

- Yeah, I'll do it for 999.

- Okay, I'm out. It's her.

- Well, now I have two offers.

[Grant sighs]

I mean, the difference is only $1

so it's really up to me
when you think about it.

- Yeah, that's very true.

- Going with Lily for $1.000.
[cash register rings]

Let's go ahead and get
the armchair in here.

- This is crazy.
- Wow.

- How's our little guy doing?
- Good.

- [Sam] Lily, you can come
over and take a seat, please.

- Uh, Grant hates this for real.

[cheerful music]

[Ally snickers]

[Grant pants nervously]

- [Sam] Oh, there we go.

- Hey, I bet we got it.
- Good.

- Yeah, hey, I bet we got the shot, eh?

- [Sam] Lily with 1.015, Grant with 105,

Katie with 55, and Ally with 85.

[Ally slapping stand]
- Should have asked for more.

- Ally.
- Yeah.

- Would you post an Instagram of yourself

at a maskless rave?

[Ally and Grant laughing]
And now you're asking,

how on Earth would I find that photo?

And I would like to remind you

that I went to Photoshop
Camp as a teenager.

- [Grant] Oh.
- Oh, they look Photoshopped!

- Wait, Lily, you look the
best out of all of these.

I think you should do it.
- [Lily] No, I don't!

- Let's make clear an expectation here.

- [Ally] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- When you post this it will be

with the caption, Miami,
exclamation point.

[Ally laughing]
That's all.

- I think Grant should do
this one 'cause it seems

like he would be the one
most likely to do it.

- Oh f*ck, it does. [laughs]

- [Ally] Yeah.
- What about Katie?

What's the photo of Katie look like?

- Oh, the photo of Katie
looks just about the same.

[Ally laughing]
- Yes!

- Okay, I would like to remind the group

that there's still $8.740 on the line.

- I'd do it for $1.000.

- $1.000 is a reasonable
offer, Grant. I respect that.

- Well, I'm a reasonable man.

- It was Ally's turn, however.

- [laughs] Yeah. $1.200.

- That's $1.200 from Ally.

- But you also have to
Photoshop in Megan Fox

and Machine g*n Kelly next to me.

- Yes!
[Sam and Ally laughing]

- [Sam] Grant.

- I would do it for $1.000.

- $1.000 from Grant. Do I
hear any lower than 1.000?

- I'll do it for $999.

- $999.

- 998.
- 998.

- 997!
- 997.

- $900.
- $900.

- I'll do $400.
- $400!

- Katie.

- 350.
- What?

- Going once.

- I'll do it for $75.
- Oh my God!

- $75?
- [Ally] Oh my God.

- There are people that
I'm trying to sleep with

that follow me on Instagram,

and I want them to think I'm a good man.

- Going once. Going twice.

Sold to Katie.

- [Grant] I can't believe it.
[cash register ringing]

- Katie, I'm gonna go
ahead and text this to you.

- Text it to me. I will
post it right away.

- I don't know if I
feel bad from the onion,

from the stress hormones
from that tarantula,

or from the fact that I don't know

how I'm gonna make any money in this game.

- I did it.
- [Grant] I can't believe it.

- [Ally] Already people are liking it.

- [Katie] People are liking it already!

- [Lily] Katie, you'll never
make the big bucks this way.

- Yeah, it's true.

- A good prompt is elegantly simple

and so the difficulty is
coming up with prompts

that are creative and devious

despite the fact that they're simple,

and I can't tell you how
proud I am of this next one.

Would you put a notch in your eyebrow?

[Ally gasps]

[Ally laughing]

- [Katie] Oh!
- Oh my God, this is so good.

- I am bisexual.

- Yeah, I was gonna say.

- And that's the only
way to let people know

that you're bisexual.

- It's gotta be Grant.

- You get to go to Equinox for free.

[Sam laughing]

- I'm not doing it.
- Here's the thing,

you won't know until it's too late

whether you can pull it off.

- Yeah, true.
- I know-

- Katie said she won't scab for this

so name as high a price as you want.

- Yes, yes!

- I won't scab. You have my word.

- Excuse me, Katie. That's
what you're here for!

- I'm not making as much
money as I wanted to be!

[Sam groans]
I have to join the group!

- Thank God, we did it.

- I believe, Grant, I'm starting with you.

- There's not, I won't do that for money.

- I think it would look
kinda hot on you, though.

- There's not an amount of money left

that I would do that for.

- Lily.
- Here's the thing.

I do need my face to look
the same for auditions

so for that reason I'm out.

- Wow, this is like "Shark
Tank" all of a sudden.

Here I am, the lone pitcher with a product

I think America can really get behind

and all of you are telling me you're out!

- How thin is the notch?

- Oh, I was planning on
giving you the razor.

- Oh, the notch could be so thin.

- Look at my eyebrows. They're so-

- [Lily] They're bushy.
You could pencil them in.

- I can't.
- You do the notch at the end.

- Ally.
- I don't know.

- Ally, your eyebrows are
sparse. You could pencil them in.

- How dare you! I've been
working on these eyebrows.

- Everything that you have done
to your physical appearance

on CollegeHumor over the years.

- Yeah, mm-hmm.
- Has turned out to look cool.

- Definitely.
- $5.000 for Ally to do it.

- Yeah, 5.000. Do it!
[Ally sighs]

- Nobody has to.

I will move on to the next
prompt if I have no takers.

- God, it's so good though.
This is such a good prompt.

- This girl looks hot.

- You're all Googling the look?

- In the front is kinda cool.

- Do it at an angle. Don't
do it straight. Do it at a-

- Oh my God, Bow Wow has it. [laughs]

- Momoa's looks cool.
- Momoa's does look cool.

- Yeah, all these people
we're the same type as.

- God damn it, I'll do it!

I'll do the Jason Momoa for $5.000.

[Lily screaming excitedly]
- $5.000!

- I'll do it. I will.
- This is the tattoo.

I said, "Don't do it.
We don't have to do it."

Then the money's still on the table.

This is literally "Total Forgiveness."

[razor buzzing]

[Grant groans]
- Jeez.

- [Lily] Ally, you're gonna look hot.

[razor buzzing]

- Ah! Okay.

Oh my God!
[contestants clapping]

- Did you do it?
- Yeah, yeah, definitely.

- Come brush it off. Make it look good.

It looks fine.
- Oh my God.

- It looks totally fine.
- Okay, great.

- [Katie] I love it. It looks great.

- You look like you're
the president of the GSA

of a public high school.
[Ally laughing]

- [Katie] Yeah.

- Ally, brav-f*cking-o.
- Thank you.

Thank you very much.
- [Katie] Yeah!

[contestants clapping]
- [Sam] That is $5.000.

[Katie cheers]
Bringing you to $5.085.

- Hell yeah.

- Last time around, some of these prompts

got a little bit more interpretable.

Now it's not just a matter of
much you'll do something for.

It's also a matter of what
specifically you'll offer to do.

The next prompt is, share a secret.

- Oh no.

- You must be willing to
share this secret with me.

That doesn't mean you'll
necessarily share it

with the world, however,
the secret I like most

I'll try to make a deal for,
and once we strike a deal

you must share that secret with everyone.

- Oh God.

- I'm g*y.
[Katie gasps]

- I have no secrets.

I've told the worst things about me

in public and on podcasts already.

- I have some wild secrets.
[Sam laughing]

- I have one.
- Okay.

- I think I haven't said
this on camera before.

I might have.

- Oh, I think I know this secret.

And it's crazy.
- Wow!

- You shouldn't say
that out loud. [laughs]

- That's intense, I'm not gonna lie.

[Ally groans]
How much do you want for that?

- Give me the rest of the money.

- The rest of it?

- Well, maybe you'll bid me down.

- Lily, do you have something for me?

- This one isn't that juicy yet.

- There's $3.600 left.

- [Lily] Okay...
- [Katie] Oh, yeah.

- It's not that good.
I can think of worse.

- No, that's pretty
good, Lily. I like that.

How much do you want for that?

- Same as Grant.

- Hm, Grant's secret might
be worth more than yours,

I would say.
- I believe that.

- Katie, do you have anything for me?

- I definitely don't have anything

as good as these two Grant stories.

- Oh no.
- Wait, what's Grant's?

- I thought of another
one I can tell. [laughs]

- Grant, tell him.
- [Katie] Tell him.

- Honestly, Grant might-

- Wait, did Grant just tell you?

- This is the worst thing I've ever done.

[Sam gasps]

- [Katie] No, I already knew them.

- I'm excited.
- What was it?

That's good though, that's good.

- [Ally] Yeah, that's good.

- Okay, I have another
one. It's not as juicy.

It is bad for me.
- [Ally] Oh my gosh!

- I'm quietly judging you, Grant.

- That's really bad. That's really bad.

- [Ally] Can I tell Katie's mom's secret?

- You better not!
[Ally laughing]

- Wow!

- I've apologized. It's
all fine, I'm better now.

- Oh my gosh, that ending is crazy.

- Lily, some juicy stuff over here.

Can I convince you to come down at all?

- I don't know. Those are both a lot.

- Yeah, that's saying-

- Those are both gonna
make the audience hate me.

- Grant, you told me two stories.

- Mm-hmm.

- I think one of them is
slightly worse than the other.

- Uh-oh.

- Whoa, which one? First or second?

- Neither one's good.

- Lily, second one is
definitely worse than the first.

- Sorry.

- I would put your second
story in the middle

between two Grant stories.

So Lily, would you be willing
to come down to, say, 2.000?

- Will you go lower than $2.000?


- Grant, what about you?

Could I bring you down to 2.000?

- I don't know. Those
are not good stories.

- Grant...

- I look bad in those stories.

- I'll throw in a bribe.
[Katie gasps]

What about $2.000 and all of these donuts?

[Grant laughing]
[Katie screams excitedly]

- So many donuts.

- Yes!

- [Grant] Can I make you a counteroffer?

- Oh my God, yes, you have to!
- [Lily] Oh my gosh!

- I will do it for $2.000
and all of those donuts

if you promise me that
none of this idiot crew

is allowed to have any of those donuts.

- Oh my God, I hate
you. Show us your shirt!

- Take off your shirt.

- This crew is a bunch of idiots.

- Take it off.

- And I don't think they
should have any donuts.

[Sam and crew laughing]

I accept-
- Wardrobe made it.

- I love that.

- And I want the crew
to have these donuts.

- Oh, very sweet.
- And me and Katie.

Might not be enough for me.
- Hey you're welcome, dummies!

- Oh my God!
- No!

- Grant, go ahead and tell the story.

[cash register rings]

- So, my first job in New York,

there was a temporary art installation.

It was very big.

It was a big, public thing,

and there were souvenir stands
arranged around the park.

A massive thing, very popular,

and it was the middle of winter

so I'm wearing a big, heavy coat

and you're doing so much businesses

that I'm just working out
of my pocket the whole time.

And after the second day I'm
on the train back to my dorm

and I realize, oh sh*t, I still
have, like, $1.500 in this.

Well, I don't stand to
make more than $1.500

over my next two or three
shifts, which is all I had left.

Why don't I just never go
back and keep this money?

- Long story short, Grant O'Brien
admitting to embezzlement.

- Yeah, yeah.
- Here on "Game Changer."

Let's go ahead and give Grant
$2.000 for stealing $1.500.

- That's right, baby!
- Oh my God!

- A couple thousand
dollars left in that box.

- 1.665.
- 1.665!

- Thank you so much,
my onstage accountant.

- [laughs] Yeah.

- Anything at all.
[Lily laughing]

It can be something you all do together.

It can be something that
you pitch me separately.

- What if we sing a song?

- Sing a song?

- A beautiful song for
the rest of the money.

- How far have you fallen?

- [Ally] We'll play Zip Zap Zop.

- I'll slap Grant in the face.

- I'll be honest.

Slapping Grant in the face

is not the worst offer I've ever heard.

- We all cheer on as the
whole crew gets to come up

one at a time and slap Grant in the face.

- Yes, the crew, the crew!
- Yes, yes!

- Everybody hits grant!

- Everybody in the crew
gets to slap Grant.

- I will do that for
the rest of the money.

- Yeah, yes. Sam, yes.
- As hard as they want.

Real slaps, real slaps.
- 100%, that is, yes!

- They're all weak.
- Yes!

- I don't think it's gonna hurt very bad.

- Oh!
- Oh my God!

- You're allowed to really slap him.

- Okay, the rest of this
money goes to Grant.

Grant, let's get you right over here.

- Yes!
[Lily screams excitedly]

- [Sam] Any crew who wants
should line up over here.

- Yes, everyone, everyone.
- Get up here, come on.

Everyone get up here.

- I'm gonna ask you each to
come in, just introduce yourself

and then give Grant a good smack.

[upbeat music]

- I'm Kyle. I'm the producer.

[slap smacks]
- [Katie] yeah!

- Oh, he made it sexy. I don't like that.

- I'm gonna make it sexy.

- Hello, I'm Jedi, HMU.

And this is for you.
[Lily laughing]

[slap taps]

- Oh, thank you.
- Aw.

- Sweetie.

- I'm Brandon. I'm first AD.

I do the scheduling,

and this is for being five
minutes late yesterday.

[slap smacks]
[Katie and Lily screaming]

- Made this shirt.

- I dressed him in this this morning.

I'm Adriel. I'm the costume designer.

[slap taps]

- [Sam] Oh, that was nice.
A little bit of an impact.

- I'll be getting in line.
These slaps aren't enough.

- Yeah, these slaps are not-

- I'm Pierre Delecto,
and I hate this b*tch.

[slap cracks]

- [Katie] Yes! [claps]
[Grant laughing]

- I, I wanted, I want the money.

[slap cracks]
[Grant grunts]

- I'm Chloe.

I'm the designer, and you said
my whole art team was weak.

[slap pats cheek]
- Aw.

- [Katie] Oh my gosh!
[Sam laughing]

- See, I told you that art team was weak.

- I'm Jay.

I am also part of the art department,

and I'm here to prove that we're not weak.

- [Sam] Oh no.
[Katie and Ally screaming]

- He has a headband!
- No, they're not.

[slap cracks]
- Whoa!

[Ally, Katie, and Lily screaming]

- Wow.

- Did a fly just land on me?
- [Lily] Oh my God.

- Grant, you're all set. You
may return to your podium.

- I got so much enjoyment out of that.

- That's $1.665 for Grant.

The dollars here at the end of our game,

Katie with 130, Lily with 1.015,

Grant with 3.770,

and Ally with 5.085.

- Thank you.
[Katie clapping]

- That does it for us
here at "Game Changer."

I am Sam Reich reminding you

that when it comes to us versus the suits,

they may have the money,
but we have the numbers.

Good night.
[triumphant music]

[audience applauding]