03x01 - Little Angel/Double Double Trouble (Two Times the Trouble)

[bunniefuu]

-[Garfield snoring]
-[alarm rings]

[upbeat theme music playing]

-[Garfield] Hee!
-[remote clicks]

[whimsical music playing]

[Jon happily humming]

[imitating robot]
Smell cake. Must have cake.

Chocolate cake. Must have cake.

This is for Liz's bake sale.

Touch it, and I'll never make you
another lasagna as long as you live.

No cake. Must not have cake.

Must watch TV instead.

No cake.

[Odie whimpers]

Time for your walk?

[happily whining]

Okay. I'll walk you
while the frosting hardens.

[Odie happily whining]

It'll be safe from Garfield. I think.

[joyful music playing]

[grumbles]

Yeah!

I want you out of this house now,
this second!

Sooner, if you can manage it.

[meowing]

You are the most horrible, monstrous,

awful creature who has ever lived!

And don't you ever, ever come back!
You hear me?

[meowing]

Ah! Who needs him
and that cheap cat food he buys?

Chopped salmon and Styrofoam!

Who could eat that slop?

-I'll find me another house to--
-[car horn honking]

Uh-oh!

[upbeat music playing]

[grunts]

There's that cat I've been looking for.

Oh no! You're not getting away
from me this time!

-[tires squealing]
-[yelping]

[action music playing]

[cat screaming]

[tires squealing]

[engine revving]

[exclaims, shrieks]

[engine revving]

[sirens wailing]

-[grunts]
-[car horn honking]

-[sirens continue]
-[car horns continue]

Fresh tar.

You're going to the--
You can't-- You can't get away… from me!

[groaning]

[police sirens wailing]

[snickering]

[tires screeching]

[cat laughing]

[groaning]

Now I need food and a new place to live.

Where am I gonna find someone
stupid enough to take me in?

[bark]

[Odie yipping]

Hey!

[both panting]

Perfect!

[happily whining]

[meowing]

Oh.

-[cat purrs]
-[yelps]

You poor little, sweet, adorable kitten.

[purring]

Hmm.

[purring]

[Jon] Angel?

Do you have someplace to live, Angel?
Someone to feed you?

[sad meowing]

[Odie whimpering]

I don't know if we can have another cat
in the house.

[Odie whining]

[Angel purring]

All right! All right!

[meowing]

-[laughing]
-[cackling]

-[Odie happily whining]
-[Angel meowing]

[Angel laughing]

[meowing]

But remember, it's just for a while, Odie.
We can't keep him.

Angel is so cute. I'm sure even Garfield
won't mind sharing his food.

No, no, no, no, no and no!

In that order. We are not having
another cat in this house!

I just know you and Angel
will get along well, Garfield.

-[Garfield scoffs]
-[Angel groans]

[Garfield scoffs]

-All right, Angel. You. Outta here.
-[Angel groans]

[meowing]

Don't "meow meow" me.

-[Odie growling]
-[nervously] Ha ha.

-Nice Odie. Good Odie.
-[growling]

[barking]

[sniffing]

I'm not eating this junk! I want--

Chocolate cake!

-[action music playing]
-[Garfield exclaiming]

[munching]

So much for dessert.

Now I want dinner!

[Odie barking]

[gasps]

Dinner!

Oh. All right. All right.

I won't hurt your friend, the kitten.
Okay?

[happily barking]

[Garfield screams, grunts]

You know, I hate to admit it,
but he is kind of cute.

And how much trouble can he be?

[groaning, teeth chattering]

Hmm. About this much.

Oh!

Garfield!
What have you done to my kitchen?

I didn't! Honest.

-[Angel purring]
-No. He must've--

Garfield, that's low for even you!

Blaming cute Angel for what you did!

[meowing]

And my cake!

-Huh?
-I told you not to eat my cake!

[Garfield screaming]

How could you? How could you?

I didn't! I didn't!

Stop, I'm innocent! Just this once!

Hey, if I didn't know better,
I'd blame me too.

[action music playing]

[John groans, gasping for air]

[Garfield] Maybe if I stay out of his way,
Jon will let me live here some more.

Oh boy, I need a nap.

[soft music playing]

My bed is awaiting me.

[Angel snoring]

It's awaiting me with somebody else in it!

All right, you miserable--

[Odie growling]

[barking]

Listen to me, Odie!

He's not your cute little kitten friend.
He's not!

[yawning]

Oh, I'm gonna love living here!

Hey, drapes!

I haven't shredded any drapes in weeks!

[sinister laughter]

-[Garfield screaming]
-[Odie barking]

[cackling]

[Garfield shrieks]

[Odie barking]

Sorry, pup.
Now, let's see about little Angel.

-[gasping]
-[sinister music playing]

[snoring]

Jon's gonna blame me for this.

[growling] Garfield! You're not going
to blame this mess on that little kitten!

It had crossed my mind. Ha!

I'm beginning to really not like
cute little kittens.

He's not a cute little kitten.

Who's not?

Angel. I saw that guy you live with
take him home.

Angel's older than you are.

He is?

Yeah! Only cat I ever saw
who has to shave.

But he's bad news.

Al the dogcatcher has been trying
to catch him for months. See ya!

[exclaims]

Al the dogcatcher couldn't catch a cold
at the North Pole.

Hmm. Maybe I can lend him a paw.

[Odie whimpering]

[whimsical music plays]

"To Liz from Jon."

Looks like that funny-looking guy
is giving candy to his lady friend.

[laughs] He thinks!

[Angel munching]

Huh?

[Odie whimpering]

[meowing]

[whimpering]

No, you stupid mutt!

I don't wanna throw the silly stick
so you can fetch it.

Now get outta here or else!

-[Odie whines]
-[Angel hissing]

[whimpering]

Now, where was I?

Uh-oh. That cat again.

[clears throat]

The house is yours. Goodbye forever.

Uh, isn't this your home?

Used to be.

But I got a lead
on a better place to live.

[Angel gasps]

[Garfield] It's a house a few blocks away.

A gourmet chef
who cooks whole prime ribs for his pets,

and has all sorts of drapes
they can shred.

[cackling]

And the best part is
he's looking for a cat.

Oh, I just hope I'm cute enough.

Oh, prime ribs, you say?

Medium rare.

Medium rare prime ribs? Drapes to shred?
What do I want with this dump?

Gimme that address!
That's where I'm gonna live!

-Prime rib, here I come!
-[Garfield snickering]

This guy will take me in!

That cute kitty routine
works all the time.

[meowing]

-[doorbell rings]
-[meowing]

[meowing]

[yells] Hey! Meow. meow!

Well, what have we here?

A very cute kitten.

[meowing]

Boy, I've been catching stray animals
for years.

But this is the first time
they ever came to the house.

You can't do this to me!

I'm a cute kitten! I'm adorable! I purr!
[purring]

[mooing]

[Garfield] Well, looks like we've seen
the last of little Angel.

That is, until we do a sequel
to this episode.

Never trust any creature that's that cute.

They think they can get away
with anything. They think--

[man] I'll be home in five minutes, dear.

I picked up ten pizzas for the party.

[meowing]

Hey, it worked for him.
It could work for me. [meowing]

Why, you cute little kitten.

-You wouldn't want some pizza, would you?
-[purring]

[meowing]

[Odie whimpers]

[whimsical music playing]

[cheerful music playing]

Hey! Someone finally bought
the Shostak house.

[snoring]

We have new neighbors, Garfield!

[yawning] I don't care.
Just so long as they barbecue.

Nothing… is gonna interrupt
my :-in-the-afternoon nap.

[doorbell ringing]

-[screaming]
-[alarms wailing]

The pest alarm! Who's here?

Oh no! Drusilla and Minerva.

[twins] Garfield!

[Garfield whimpering]

[Odie whimpers]

[Garfield panting]

[intriguing music plays]

Hmm?

[Garfield] Oh, wait.
I need to write a card.

Huh?

[Garfield] "Do not open until Christmas
or when twins leave."

They'll never find me in here.
I hope. I hope. I hope.

-Hi, Uncle Jon!
-Oh. Drusilla! Minerva!

No, I'm Minerva. She's Drusilla.

[Drusilla] We've come to play
with the kitty cat.

-[rumbling footsteps]
-[twins] Garfield!

-Where are you?
-[Odie whimpers]

Garfield!

[Odie whimpers]

Kitty cat!

[Garfield yowling]

-[Garfield] Ouch.
-[Jon] Yes. They just arrived.

Oh, they ran upstairs to find Garfield
and play dress-up.

Garfield? No, he doesn't mind.

Let them dress you up
in the new fall fashions

and see how you like it.

-[both] Kitty cat!
-[Garfield yowling]

Hiding place! I need a hiding place.

[both] Garfield! Where are you?

We have lovely designer gowns for you!
Let's have a fitting!

[panting]

This is where those new neighbors
are moving in.

I'll hide in their yard.

I'm safe! I'm safe!

-Hey, cat. You wanna play pirate?
-[gasps]

I don't think I want to do that, no.

Hey, cat. You wanna play pirate?

Hey, how'd he get here so fast?

No, I don't think I wanna play pirate.

I said, do you wanna play pirate?

How did he? Over there--
He was-- But now he's--

[spluttering]

[both] You wanna play pirate?

Just what I don't need.

More twins!

I'm Lester. He's Chester.

I'm Chester. He's Lester.

[both] We're Chester and Lester.

I'm Garfield and leaving.

-[Garfield yowls]
-Come on! Let's play pirate.

No! No! Don't just sit there
with the remote control in your hand.

Help the poor kitty cat!

Odie thinks he went this way, Drusilla.

You're Drusilla. I'm Minerva.

Oh, right. I always get us confused.

Huh? [whimpers]

[ominous music playing]

I don't think I'm gonna like
playing pirate.

Arrr!

What shall we do
with this scurvy knave, matey?

Make the scurvy knave
walk the plank, Captain.

[laughs] Aye, aye, matey!

[gasping]

[thud]

I was right. I don't like playing pirate.

[boys laughing]

-[girls gasp]
-[Odie snickering]

-Poor kitty!
-We have to rescue him!

-Don't worry.
-We'll clean you up.

-Let's give him a bath!
-Give him two baths!

-Someone rescue me from the rescue!
-Kitty cat!

Hey! Come back here with our scurvy knave!

Yeah, we were playing pirate with him!

[Garfield screaming]

[girls] Garfield!

[boys snickering]

[Odie barking]

-[barking]
-[boys] Whoa!

-Nice doggy.
-We were just playing.

-Leave us alone, dog!
-It's okay, boy!

[giggling]

[barking]

-Wash his ears.
-Scrub his tail.

-Clean his eyes.
-Garfield!

[Garfield gasping]

Couldn't I walk the plank instead?

He still smells like mud.

-Let's go get some perfume.
-Yes! Perfume!

-Like a daffodil!
-He'll smell so sweet!

I gotta get out of here.

[Odie barking, sniffing]

[lively music playing]

I have to move to another country.

Any of you know a country
where there are no twins?

Where it's ill*gal
to look like anyone else?

Oh no!

-Let's play cowboy with him.
-Yeah! Cowboy is cool!

I don't wanna play cowboy.

On the other hand,

at least I won't wind up in the mud again
and have to get another bath.

[western music playing]

What should we do with this
lily-livered sidewinder, Sheriff?

Make the lily-livered sidewinder
walk the plank, Deputy!

-Sure enough, Sheriff!
-[Garfield groaning]

[Garfield screaming]

[both] It's bath time again!

[sighing]

Wash his ears!

[Garfield whimpering]

-Polish his paws.
-Scrub his tail!

Shh.

Get him all nice and dry.

-What do you think he needs?
-Fewer baths.

Conditioner!

-There's some in the house.
-[rumbling footsteps]

-[boys] You wanna play pirate?
-Oh no!

[Garfield screaming]

[boys] Come on. Let's play pirate.

[whimpering]

Odie, you gotta hide me.

[whining]

[screaming]

[whistling]

[both] You wanna play pirate?

Mm-mmm.

[whimpering]

[Garfield yowling]

Odie, you coward.

Of course I would've done the same thing.

[action music playing]

-Come back with the kitty cat!
-We have to condition him.

What shall we do
with this scurvy knave, matey?

Make the scurvy knave
walk the plank, Captain.

The scurvy knave
will save you the trouble.

[yowling]

-[groaning]
-[girls screaming]

Now we have to condition him.

[groaning] I can't take any more of this!

[action music playing]

[screaming]

[girls] Kitty cat! Kitty cat! Kitty cat!

No more twins. No more twins.

We wanna play dress-up with the kitty cat!
We wanna play dress-up with the kitty cat!

We wanna play dress-up with the kitty cat!
We wanna play dress-up with the kitty cat!

Help! Save me from the twins! [screams]

[boys] We wanna play cowboy
with the kitty cat!

We wanna play pirate with the kitty cat!
We wanna play pirate with the kitty cat!

No! Save me from the other twins!

[gasps] Hey! Hey!

Hiya, Garfield. How's it goin'?

Harry.

Harry, you gotta help me. [panting]

I'm being tormented by twins.

That's terrible, Garfield.

It sure is. What are we gonna do about it?

Mm-mm.

[tense music playing]

Oh no! Twin Harries!

I'm trapped in Twin World
where there's two of everyone.

[both] It's not so bad, Garfield.

So what if he looks exactly like me?

What do you mean?
I don't look like you. You look like me!

[screaming]

[sighs]

[sniffing]

[gasping]

Oh no. Twin doggy tongues.

[gasps]

Hey, I know this place, and I love it.
It's Vito's Pizza Parlor.

Buongiorno,
my friend Garfield.

A lovely hot pizza just for you.

Buongiorno,
my friend Garfield.

A lovely hot pizza just for you.

Well, there can be some advantages
to this twin business.

Oh joy! A delicious pizza just for me.

[Garfield gasps]

Oh, I could eat my napkin.

Oh, heavenly! A lovely pizza just for me.

[munching] I could eat my napkin too.

Hey, you two!

One of those,
preferably both of those, are mine.

[both spitting]
This isn't the kind of pizza I want!

-I want pepperoni, mushrooms, and onions.
-I want…

I can't take any more of this.
I gotta get out of here!

[Garfield yowling]

I want meatballs, veggies,
and extra cheese!

I want peppers, broccoli, and anchovies!

I want Canadian bacon, walnuts,
and more Canadian bacon!

[Garfield screaming]

This can't get any worse.

Hi, Garfield!

[screaming]

[echoing] Hey, Garfield! Hey, Garfield!
Hey, Garfield! Hey, Garfield!

[screaming]

Hey, Garfield! Hey, Garfield!

[both] Garfield, are you all right?
Garfield?

-I think he's okay, Drusilla.
-I think he is too.

You're Drusilla. I'm Minerva.

Is the cat okay?

-Yes.
-No thanks to you.

-We were just having fun.
-Yeah, all our video games are busted.

There are ways to have fun
without video games.

[both] There are?

Yeah! Why don't you play checkers?

Or a game with cards?

[both] We don't know how to.

Come on. We'll show you.

[boys] Yay!

[sighing]

Maybe that'll keep 'em busy for a while.

After all those twins, I need two naps,
two lunches, two dinners,

and no more duplicates for a while.

-[Jon] Is that you, Garfield?
-[screaming]

[spluttering]

Take a look at what I have here.

More twins.

[screaming]

I just wanted to show him
my new full-length mirror.

I don't understand that cat.

Me neither.

[upbeat theme music playing]