02x21 - See Bea Ski/Night At The Loxbury

[bunniefuu]

One, two, three, four

Who's that knocking at my door?

Five, six, seven, eight

Hurry up and don't be late

Nine, ten, 11, 12

Got a secret I can't tell

Flap your fins, flip your tail!

School's out, ring the bell!

La, la, la, la

Ooh

La, la, la, la

Ooh

La, la, la, la

Ooh

La, la, la, la

One, two, three, four

Who's that knocking at my door?

Five, six, seven, eight

Hurry up and don't be late

Nine, ten, 11, 12

Got a secret I can't tell

Flap your fins, flip your tail!

School's out, ring the bell!

[YODELING]

Oh, my gosh, Shellsea,
I have been looking forward to this trip,

like, all year long.
I've never been skiing before,

but with how naturally talented I am,
I have nothing to worry about.

Ain't nothing stopping us
'cause we are snow crazy!

BOTH: Ooh-ooh!

This trip is gonna be off the hook.
Check it. I've been working on my yodel.

[YODELS BADLY]

So instead of a fakie ollie off the wall,
I took it into a cross-rocket McTwisty.

Wow, that is so fun!

And the ladies stick the dismount!
Come on, guys.

-You ready?
-Wait, let me check

what the guidebook says
about getting off the lift.

What page was it on? Wait!

-Oscar.
-What? [YELLS]

I'm just gonna go around again, I guess.

Later, dude!

-All right, what should we do first?
-Everyone, come quick.

Steve Jackson is practicing
his figure skating routine

-over at the rink.
-We're doing that.

Yes, we are.
Milo, are you coming with?

You go ahead, girl.

I've got somewhere way more awesome to be.

Boo-yah!

Yeah! A roaring fire.

Manly men telling manly stories.

-[GASPS] A moose!
-[MOOSE GRUNTS]

Now this is how a playa plays.

So there I was, out jumps
the yeti lobster, 12 feet tall,

razor-sharp teeth and ready to eat me
for breakfast.

[MILO LAUGHS]

Yeti lobster wasn't gonna eat you
for breakfast.

I know 'cause me and him
are bestest buddies. Here, look.

This is us on Thanksgiving.

-And there's more if you wanna see.
-Amazing!

Hey, buy this dude a hot chocolate, on me.

Oh, boy, marshmallows!

Tell you what, kid, you keep up
the awesome stories

-and I'll keep up the free hot chocolate!
-Yeah.

[ALL SIGH]

He can triple my axel any day.

Where's Finberley?
I can't believe she's missing this.

FINBERLEY: Hey, guys!

-That was amazing.
-Thank you.

I used to come here a lot
with my parents when...

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, do you think
you could teach me to ski like you?

-I think so.
-Time to move this party to the slopes.

That's it, Bea. You're doing great!

When you have as much raw talent as me,
no obstacle can stop you.

[GERMAN ACCENT]
Oh, my goodness, Hot Cocoa, what happened?

[FRENCH ACCENT]
A stupid fish is what happened.

-I am really sorry.
-Do you know who I am?

I am Hot Cocoa.

I am the queen ski bunny of the slopes.
Who are you?

Well, I'm Bea,
and it's my first time skiing,

and we all make our little faux pas.

Faux? My paws are not faux.
They are real rabbit.

-Hey, I didn't mean to upset you.
-It's your first time skiing?

Oh.

You don't know the rules then.

-What rule?
-Newbies can only ski the baby slope.

-It's going too fast.
-We wanna get off.

[GASPS] We are not newbs.

Oh, yeah? Then prove it.

When and where, fluffy?

Three o'clock, the triple black diamond.

If you fish can beat us down that course,
you can ski anywhere you want.

You're on.

Come on, girls, these fish smell,
and we have an important place to be.

I'd be careful, you guys.
Those snow bunnies are bad news.

Thanks for the advice,
random ski patrol fish,

but we'll be just fine.

I mean, how hard could this
triple black diamond be?

Oh.

Oh, finally. Let the good times...

Surprise! I was in the snowman.

Hey, where you going?
[YELLS AS FALLING]

And that is how I defeated
the evil monkey king

and his evil flying monkey army.

-Wow!
-Amazing!

-That's amazing.
-That's pretty big.

Hey, what's all the razzmatazz about?

Oh, hello, Randy.

I was just telling my fans
some of my amazing stories.

They give me free hot chocolate.

[SLURPS NOISILY]

Ooh, I'm getting in on that action.

Wanna ask me how I broke my claw?

You... you didn't break your claw.

Wrong! I broke it saving puppies
from flying space zebras.

-So brave!
-I love puppies!

My free hot chocolate.

[MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY]

-Yeah, we're doomed.
-Let's think positive here.

Yes, this appears to be
an impossible cliff of ice and death,

but, lucky for us,
we have our very own skiing expert.

-Finberley!
-[SCREAMS]

[WHOOPS AND CHEERS]

-You go, girl!
-Thanks!

[GROANS]

Girls, don't do it!

I'm okay. I'm invincible!

Hey, hey, little girl.

Oh, my gosh. Are you okay?

I think so. I'm just... [YELPS]

Oh, man, looks like a sprained fin.

I should take her back to the lodge.

Thank you, Mr. uh...

Whitefish. Shaun Whitefish.

You guys steer clear
of those snow bunnies.

They are pure evil.
Trust me. I know.

So is there a Mrs. Whitefish
waiting at home?

Uh... You mean my mom?

So now what?

Well, we're not going to give up.

We are proud, determined young women.
Right, ladies?

[MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY]

Yeah, and without Finberley,
there's no way we can win.

No need to worry. The talents and skills
we need are just beginning

to awaken within us.
Let's give it another try.

I'm sure we're much better now.

-ESMARGOT: Help!
-BEA: So I was wrong.

We're not any better.

All right, girls, I'll admit
we've had a few setbacks.

-I don't wanna do this anymore.
-I'm getting a hot cider.

-That sounds good.
-[MUMBLED AGREEMENT]

Guys.

SHAUN: You know,
you should really listen to them.

I was once the same as you.
Young, full of hopes and dreams.

[SOMBER VIOLIN MUSIC PLAYING]

But I guess there was only room
for one of us on that mountain.

And my dreams were flattened
along with me.

Wait, they squashed you?

Flat as a board.
And I've never skied since.

And all of this time,
nobody stood up to them?

It's on now.
Those bunnies are going down.

Look out, world.

Bea got her angry face on.

Wait! That was supposed
to be a cautionary tale.

I guess those fish decided to chicken out.

And I was really looking forward
to squishing them, too.

BEA: Not today...

carrot breath.

Aha! So you decided to face moi.

And look, you brought a flat friend
with you. [LAUGHS]

-Bea.
-Steady.

[GULPS]

So where is the rest of your g*ng?
They got scared and swam away?

Fat chance, fluffy face.

-[GASPS] You guys came.
-Who else is gonna cheer you on?

That's right. We're an unbeatable team!

How will you win if you have no skis?

Huh? What the...

We'll be going then. Au revoir.

-Did anyone else bring their skis?
-We left them back at the lodge.

-I can go get 'em.
-Wait, Shaun Whitefish.

They squished you
flat as a board, right?

Yeah, so?

So I have an idea.

[SHAUN YELLS]

This was a terrible idea!

Well, it's too late now!

Whee!

This is the final act, Randy.

I'm about to tell a story so amazing
I'll get free hot chocolate for life.

Ha! That'll be the day.

This is the story of my race
down the triple black diamond.

[CROWD EXCLAIMS]

So there I was in the first leg
of the race.

And I'm going, like, super-duper fast.

I managed to sneak
by my evil European rival

when all of a sudden,

ninjas pop out of the trees!

They get me in their ninja body bind,
and I'm like, "Oh, no!"

That's when my best friends
joined the party...

and then got in this epic sword fight!

-Wa-chang, wa-chah!
-Then what happened?

Bopped the last ninja on the head.

Bop!

Things were looking great, but then...

Whoa, oh...

I did it. I got off the lift!

[YODELS]

[SCREAMS] Run!

It was a giant tidal wave of snow.

We were surfing for our lives.

What? No, not again.

Roaring down the mountain neck and neck,

we both can see the finish line.

As we come to the bottom,
the whole slope suddenly...

[CROWD SCREAMS]

Hey, where's everybody going?

You owe me a free drink.
I want hot chocolate and marshmallows.

-Whoa. What happened here?
-Where's Shaun Whitefish?

Oh! There he is.

-[GROANS] Did we win?
-It doesn't matter.

We survived the triple black diamond.
So in a way, we're all winners.

HOT COCOA: Incorrect!

You did not win
'cause Hot Cocoa does not lose.

Now, I will walk backwards so I can point
and laugh at your stupid loser faces.

[LAUGHING] Hey, loser, loser!

Ooh! A nickel.

Well, looks like it's all downhill
from here.

Thank you, Bea.
I'm finally free to pursue my new dream

-of being a professional snowboard.
-I'm glad I could help.

So what do you guys say we go back
to the lodge and get some hot drinks?

Hot chocolate!

[LAUGHTER AND CHATTER]

[OSCAR SIGHS]

[HORN WAILING]

[MEOWING]

[LAUGHS] That was fun!

Patricia, you keep burning
up that dance floor.

I've gotta go. I am pooped.

Woo! Oh, my!
I'm dizzy from all that dancing.

Whoa-oh!

That's a lamppost.

La, la, la, la, la, la, la

Broadway!

What's wrong with you?

[COWS MOOING]

Bessie, we got a floater.

Quick, hurry up. Last thing we need
is somebody to see that.

Good morning, Chief, what's for break...
Oh, my goodness!

What happened to Coach Salmons?

What didn't happen to Coach Salmons
is more like it.

Children, I had the most
amazing time last night.

-Do tell us a story, Coach.
-Oh, I will, and it's a good story, too.

You gonna order something?

Yes, at some point.

Anyway, once upon a time,
in a faraway tank,

I went dancing!

Oh, I love dancing.

Then you should go.
It's this club called the Loxbury.

It's where the salmon dance.

I like to dance.
I like to dance!

Then you should go.

Uh, I... I'm unsure about dancing,
but I really wanna be around you guys.

Oh, then you all should go.

-We really should.
-You should.

-We should.
-You should. Go right now.

'Cause you're giving me a headache.

-OSCAR: Great idea!
-BEA: It's gonna be awesome.

Shellsea, get on your dance pants.
We're going clubbing tonight.

Engaging disco nap mode now. [SNORES]

This is gonna be so much fun.

Quiet, Finberley,
I'm trying to take a nap.

-Disco nap!
-Oh, my gosh!

-[EXCITED CHATTER]
-JUMBO: I gotta get my moves on!

BEA: Aw, man.

MILO: Man, that was an injustice.

I can't believe they wouldn't let us in
just 'cause we're children.

I wore my daisy dukes for nothing.

Not for nothing. It made my night.
Trust me.

Yeah, but I was really excited
to go dancing.

Uh, yeah, me too.

If there was only
a teen-appropriate place to go dancing.

A place with space for a dance floor.

What you looking at?

A place that has great food.

Blue cheese and lemon barf burger.
Who wants one?

A place that has a place...

-for a place.
-Oh, that sounds like the Hokey Poke.

[EXCLAIMS] What a great idea.

We're gonna turn the Hokey Poke
into a dance club!

-No!
-We could invite everybody we know.

-No!
-It'll be off the hook.

No!

-And we'll make lots of money.
-No... Oh, money? Okay, let's do it.

[ALL CHEER]

[TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING]

This is swag, right?

Yeah, it's okay, but I kind of thought
there'd be more fish.

Yeah, I mean, I love you guys,
but it's not quite feeling like a club.

Yeah, because we see each other
every day at school.

Where are the boys?

-Hey.
-I mean...

-Maybe we just need to invite more fish.
-Maybe.

Maybe we just need to invite more fish.

-Finberley already said that.
-What if we invite more fish?

-Stop it!
-Oh, oh! I know.

Friends, I have an idea.

Why don't we invite all the salmon
from the Loxbury to come to our club?

[SHOUTS OF AGREEMENT]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]

All right! Now this is what I call
a dance club.

Time for me to get off the hook.

Totally agree. These boys are boys.

Boys, boys, yeah, boys!

I'm beautiful, I'm dancing
I'm singing, I'm jammin', get with it

Oh! I'm next to girls. This is amazing.

-We am the robots.
-We am the robots.

I'm a disco ball.

Man, starting up this club
was the best decision we ever made.

I hope this night
never ever, ever, ever, ever ends.

CHIEF: This needs to end!

-What you talking about, Chief?
-No one is buying anything.

They're all a bunch of freeloaders.

I told you kids you could
have the party here,

but we're not making a ding-dang dime.

You get out there and sell some food
or else I'm shutting this thing down.

Chief, you can't shut us down.

We can't stop party rocking.
Party just got started.

Uh, uh...

Don't worry, Chief.
Milo will figure something out.

Man. Oh, man. I gotta think.
I gotta think.

Guys, you guys, everybody!
Gather around.

-OSCAR: What is it?
-BEA: What, Milo?

Chief said if we don't sell
some food fast,

he's gonna shut down our good times.
What are we gonna do?

-Oh, that sounds serious.
-It's totally serious.

It's very serious.

It's so serious, it's "Miley" serious.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]

Guys, wait, I'm totally getting an idea.
Wait, wait.

Wait. W-A-I-T. Wait.
Wait for it.

Wait.

-What if...
-Wait! I said wait. Wait. Wait!

Got it. Here's my idea.

When my parents need money
to buy stuff they can't afford,

-they just put it on credit.
-Yeah, credit! What's credit?

You get everything for free,
and there's, like, no consequences.

-It's amazing.
-That's perfect. Hot dog!

-Hey, chief. How's it going?
-Terrible. Nobody's buying any food.

That's too bad. Hey, would you be a doll
and go wait outside

-for just one hot minute?
-Okay.

-[HUMS]
-[DOOR CLOSES]

Hey, everybody! We've got a new policy.
Order your food now but pay for it later.

Yes, yes, take as much as you want.
It's all on credit.

Milo, what'd you do?

I got you customers
just like you wanted.

I probably don't wanna know
how you did it,

-but I'll take it.
-So we get to keep the club?

-As long as this keeps up. Now scram.
-Hot dog!

Problem solved. Back to fun!

The room is spinning!

Look, I'm riding the mechanical Finberley.
Hi-yah!

I'm not mechanical. [WAILS]

Thirty-four milkshakes,
and 5,000 cheeseburgers, and uh...

oh, zero salads.

All that you want and pay when you want.
That's what I'm talking about. [LAUGHS]

-That's right. Free stuff.
-So get your bad self down here.

Milo, Milo, I just got a text
from my friend Patricia Fisha.

She said that you "opened
your own salmon dance club,

L.O.L., smiley face." [LAUGHS]

Patricia lives for emoticons.

Yes, we did, Coach Salmons,
and it is off the hook!

Oh, well, look at it. It's a disco dream
come... Oh, my goodness!

Milo, please tell me you did not extend
these salmon free credit.

That's exactly what I did.
Chief's so happy now.

No, Milo, everyone knows
salmon never pay their bills.

It's one of those weird
little things we do.

Like keeping little tiny dolphins
in our pockets.

[SQUEAK]

Yeah, but it was the only way
chief would let us keep having our party.

Milo, you did what to do what?

-Give me that back. Yes!
-No! No!

I ain't giving away free food.

CROWD: Free food?

Free food! Free food!

[SCREAMS]

Too many salmon!

We can't handle this many customers.
The Hokey Poke's going down!

[GRUNTS] Not my face, my beautiful face!

[SOBS]

What have I done?

Oscar! Party's over. k*ll the music, bro.

[GRUNTS]

Uh, you ain't my bro.

[SCREAMING]

-I gotta get these salmon out of here.
-But how? There's so many.

They're maniacs.

Your only hope is to exploit
our one weakness.

No salmons in their right mind
can resist swimming upstream.

It's the law of nature.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]

[EXCLAIMS] Look, the Loxbury Club
is just a few tanks above this one.

Maybe we could get the salmon
to swim up there.

Well, I got us into this mess,
So I'll be the one to get them out.

But we're gonna need
some live bait, yo.

Well, that should do it.
Now let's take this party up a notch.

Let's do it, Chief.

Hot dog!

-[MUSIC GROWS FAINTER]
-Hey, where's the party going?

Upstream.

-I can't believe it.
-I'm finally going upstream!

MILO: It's working!
The salmon are swimming upstream.

I told you we couldn't resist. [LAUGHS]

[BEAR ROARS]

Commence operation party drop omega.

-[DANCE MUSIC PLAYS]
-FEMALE VOICE: All right!

He did it! All of the salmon are back
in the Loxbury Club, where they belong.

Okay, Chief, you can stop now. Uh, Chief?

You're coming in too fast.
I can't pick up the slack.

[GASPS] Whoa!

[SCREAMING]

-Oh, no!
-Milo is...

BOTH: Off the hook!

I never meant that literally.

[HAMMERING]

And then when you're done with that,
you gotta do some of that,

and then you gotta do some of that,
and you gotta do some of that.

I'll tell you, Oscar,

it just seems like the world does not
want us party people to party.

[WAILS]

What? Guess where I just came from.
Club Froggy-Four!

You guys should totally go.

Hey, that gives me an idea.

ALL: No!

Yes!

[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]

Hey, Mouse, what are you doing
way over there?

Uh, just chillin' in the V.I.P. Section.

Oh! Can I come over?

Sorry, Snake, you gotta know somebody.

I know you.

Wow, so this is how the other half lives.

[GASPS FOR AIR]