01x18 - Max-imum Protection

[bunniefuu]

Ah-hyuck.

♪ H-h-h-hit it ♪

♪ Like father, like son ♪

♪ You're always number one ♪
yes!

♪ Best buddies, best pals ♪
♪ yeah ♪

♪ You always seem
to work things out ♪

♪ Can't you see
you're two of a kind ♪

♪ Lookin' for
a real good time? ♪

Whaa-ooo-h*-h*!

♪ A real good time ♪

♪ Report
to the goof troop ♪

♪ And we'll always
stick together ♪

♪ Always
stick together ♪

♪ We're the goof troop ♪

♪ The best of friends
forever ♪

♪ Side by side
wherever we go ♪

♪ We're always ready to roll ♪

♪ Now gimme a beat ♪

♪ We're the goof troop ♪

♪ And we always
stick together ♪

Gawrsh.
♪ We're the goof troop ♪

♪ The best of friends
forever ♪

♪ Now we're calling
everyone ♪

♪ Come along
and join the fun ♪

♪ Report to
the goof troop ♪

♪ La do be da bop
la ba do bop ♪

Yeah!

[Pj] has anyone
seen my ball glove?

[Grrr]

Yo, peej! You ready?

Aw, man! Where'd you go?

[Door slams]

[Grumbling]

Yo, mr. P!

Yo, mr. P.

Shake it, pete,
before it gets too dark.

I can't find
my glove.

Have you looked under here?

Listen, you two.
This is my day off.

All I want to do is relax
and read my newspaper

With a little
peace and quiet!

Uh, n-no sweat, mr. P.
Not another sound.

Quiet as mice, still
as a tomb, peaceful as--

Pipe down!

Shh!

[Grrr]

Oh, man, I give up.
It's gone.

Somebody must've
stolen it.

Right, peej. Like burglars
broke in your house

To snatch a ball glove.

Hmm. You know, max,
pj has a point.

Looky here.

"Home burglaries
on the rise.

Soon, one home
in four will be robbed."

Told ya.

You're jumpin' the g*n, son.

They won't rob us.
We're not number four.

Huh?

Well, start down the block
and count.

The taylors.

The wilsons.

My house.

Your house.

[Gulp]

Oh, my gosh. My house!

We're gonna be robbed!
We're gonna be robbed!

Oh, quick, son,
go warn your dad.

Ha ha ha ha! That got rid
of the little bean dip.

Burglars! Robbers!
Thieves!

[Rattle]

Whoa!

Well, if that don't
beat all. Ah-hyuck!

Dad! Quick! Lock the cat!
Nail the jewelry!

And hide the door closed!

Slow down, son.
What's wrong?

We're gonna be robbed!

Robbed?

Yeah! We're number four!

Relax, max.

We're totally safe.

No. No, we're not.

Heck. No burglar's gonna
break into our home.

Why, it's unbreakable.

You're not instilling me

With tremendous
confidence here, dad.

Okay, then.
Watch what I do

Every night
before going to bed.

I double-lock
all the doors.

No crook could ever
get by old waffles here.

He's the best darn
watch cat in the world.

Besides, I know
that karate stuff.

Hyah!

h*!

Hii!

Hee hee hee!

[Rowr]

Sorry, kitty.

Now do you believe me, son?

Well...yaah!

Say, neighbor,
noticed your window
was left open.

Not too safe,
you know.

Oh, thanks, petey. I was
just about to lock it.

Yep. Can't be too careful
with burglars about.

See? Even pete's
looking out for us.

Aah!

Shucks, max.
When I was a kid,

I was scared of burglars,
too. Ah-hyuck!

Once I smeared butter
all over the stairs.

What did you catch?

A cold. I slid
out the front door

And landed in
a snow bank. Ah-hyuck!

Good night, son.

Yeah. Good night.

[Bell rings]

What's shakin',
mad max?

Listen, while you're
sleeping tonight,

Can you keep an eye
on our house?

Yeah. No problem.

I love sleeping
like a zombie.

Ha ha ha!
Good night, man.

[Yawns]

Ow!

Ah-hyuck!
Been looking for that.

[Clatter]
[gasp]

Waffles,
did you hear that?

Gawrsh! I forgot
to tuck max in.

Doggone door.

Someone's trying
to get in.

[Grunting]

[Yawn]

He's here!

[Meow]

Ow!

Dad!

Oh, no, dad.
I'm really sorry.

I'm really sorry. Wake up.
Please, please wake up.

I want to thank the members
of the academy

For this award. Hyuck!

Wow! What happened?

Um, i--i thought
you were a burglar.

You really
got to calm down, son.

It's tough on my shins.

Ha ha. Okay, dad.
I'm fine now.

I love you, son.

Now go to sleep.

Love you, too.

Don't worry.
I'll always be here

To protect you.

Whoa!

Didn't hurt.

Dad's right.
I'm being a jerk.

I'll listen to some music.

My radio! It's gone!

There really is a burglar!

Ohh...

Good look on you.

I didn't sleep a wink.

Stay up for the
"twilight zone" marathon?

I am the "twilight zone."

I was robbed, pj.

Crusty!

Yeah. Someone broke
into my room last night.

Must have been 10 feet tall.

I almost caught him,
but he swiped my radio.

Geez!
First my glove
and now this.

Looks like I was right.

You were number four
after all.

Yeah. We're just not safe.

Now I'll never get any sleep.

You got to do something.

Like what?

Uh,

The answer's just
as simple as you are.

Get a security system.

That's exactly
what we need.

Ha ha ha ha!

This I got to see.

Dad! Dad!

Whoa! Ow!

Sorry, mr. G, but maxie
has a righteous idea.

Oh, yeah? What is it?

A security system
for the house.

A what?
[Pj] a burglar alarm.

Look, max, I thought
we settled this.

But, dad...

As long as your dad
is on the alert,

We're not getting
any burglar alarm.

So, uh, how'd
it go, fellas?

Crashed and burned.

Dad thinks
we're already safe.

Yep. Some folks
won't do anything

Till it's too late.

I'd say that guy
needs to be robbed.

Mr. P, that's it.
We'll have a burglary.

Yeah, but, max, how do you know
when a burglar's gonna burgle?

Oh, it'll happen much
sooner than you think.

[Snoring]

Hee hee hee hee!

[Rooster crows]

Ooh...
Man, am I beat.

[Humming]

Ohh...

Need some coffee.

This'll wake me up.

Strong stuff.

What?

I've been robbed! Robbed!

Help! Help! Thieves!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Look at that!

Robbers! Burglars!
Crooks!

Ha ha ha!
You tell them, goof!

Get the marines!
Get the police!

Get the number for 911!

[Laughter]

[Pj]
check it out.

h* h* h* h*!

[Max]
ah, dad.

Ha ha!

Hiya, pop.

What's going on?

Hey! That's our
missing stuff.

Yeah. We stole it.

Ha ha. Hope you're
not sore, mr. G.

I don't think
that's very funny.

That's the point, dad.
Being ripped off isn't funny.

Gawrsh. Maybe I'm not
as alert as I thought.

So can we get
a security system?

You bet.

Way cool!

And we'll make it
ourselves.

But, dad, don't you want one
of those professional jobs

With the sensors and bells
and lasers and missiles?

Nope. Too expensive.

Ours will be
just as snazzy.

You watch. We'll start
as soon as you move

All this stuff
back in the house.

You sure this stuff
is gonna work?

Heck, yeah.
Any crook dumb enough
to walk through here

Is in for a big surprise.

Whoops. Forgot my saw.

Whoops! Whoa!

Boy, for something
so stupid,

That sure smarts. Ah-hyuck!

[Saw buzzes]

[Hammer pounds]

Pj, what's all that racket?

Mr. G and max are building
their own security system.

Why, those rocket scientists

Are pestering
my peace and quiet!

Burglar alarms. Hah!

What a bunch
of scaredy-goofs.

They got a lot of nerve.

Aah! My bench saw!

[Laughing]

Quick! Call the fbi!
Call the cia! Call the pta!

What's wrong,
tinsel tush?

My new $2,000-plus-tax
bench saw--gone!

I need security!

Yes, sir, pete, you've
made a wise choice.

This is the world's
finest security system,

Or my name's not
battlin' biff boffo.

If some dirtbag manages

To survive the fence
and the laser beams,

This 50-gauge steel
will keep him out.

Hmm, stylish, too.

Don't you think
so, sweetums?

How much?

Only, uh, 30,000.

Are you nuts?
We don't need all this.

It's like
swatting mosquitoes
with a bazooka.

No, ma'am.

We save the bazooka
for the salesmen.

With a single button,

Intruders are
yesterday's hash.

Ooh. Now that's firepower.

And the best part--
it's fully automatic.

Well, gotta continue
my w*r on crime.

So long, troops.

Let's move out, men!

Hut-2, hut-2,
hut-2, hut-2.

Hut-2, hut-2...

Cool!

[Snoring]

Dad! Dad!

Have you seen how safe
pete's house is?

Nope. I wore myself out
making us safe.

Looks pretty good,
don't it?

Oh. Yeah, dad,
real snazzy.

Can I sleep over
pj's tonight?

Don't you want
to test out the new--

Thanks, dad. Bye.

Gee, kitty, guess it's
just you and me now.

Tell you what. I'll take
the first watch tonight.

[Snoring]

Okay. Rest easy.

Ol' goofy's on the job.

Oh, yeah. I really
feel safe over here.

Looks like tonight I'm
finally gonna get some sleep.

[Biff]
good. Everyone's asleep.

Follow me, you dim bulbs.

[Bang]

What was that?

Heh heh heh!
I love this part.

First we sell 'em,
then we rob 'em.

[Door unlocks]

Burglars!

Okay, boys,
strip the joint.

Wait. Don't you want
the van keys?

Uh, put 'em
in my pocket, okay?

Gotta stop their getaway.

[Crash]

Hot dog! Burglars!

Hold it right there, bozo!

Gotta tell dad.

I--wait. I can't--
uh-oh...

Grrr!

Give me them keys.

Boss!

Boss! Boss!
Help!

Boss, come here!

He's got our keys.

Pj! Somebody! Help!

Max!

Help!

Ohh! Trapped!
I gotta help max!

Oh, these stupid
safety scissors.

Aah!

Dad! Dad!

Dad, wake up!

Dad?

Murray, you take
the basement.

Moose, follow me.

Hey, this was easy.

[Alarm buzzes]
uh-oh.

Whoa!

Whoa-aah!

Dad, where are you?

Okay, kid,
hand over those keys,

Or I'll mush you
like banana fritters.

Oh!

Huh! What do ya know?
It really works.

[Goofy, waffles snoring]

Dad!

Dad, wake up!

Get that pipsqueak!

Dad's stairblaster.

Whoa!

It's laundry time.

Aah!

Gotcha!
Oh!

[Grunting]

Oh, boy!

[Snort]

One giant butt for moosekind.

[Ring]

Oh!

Help!

For the last time--

Give me those keys!

What's the matter?
Gettin' tired?

The keys, kid.
Hand them over
real nice.

I'm willing to discuss it.

You're gonna be ravioli!

Sorry. Changed my mind.

All right, dad!

Forget the keys.
Forget the loot.

I just want out!

No!

It can't be.

Oh! Oh! Oh! Aah!

Just had a chat
with the police.

Let us out! Let us out!

[Siren]

[Pop]

[Meow]

Huh? What? Hey!

Hey, rip van winkle,

You missed
all the excitement.

I did?
It was fantastic.

Your security system
worked great.

See? Told you
you didn't have to worry

With your old dad around.

What say we get
some shut-eye?

[Yawn]
yeah. I'm pooped.

Uh-oh.

Hey, let me in!
Let me in!

Hey, let me out!
Let me out!

Hee hee hee ha ha ha!