01x24 - Fool's Gold

[bunniefuu]

Ah-hyuck!

♪ H-h-h-hit it ♪

♪ Like father, like son ♪

♪ You're always number one ♪

[both] Yes!

♪ There's buddies There's pals ♪

Yeah!

♪ You always seem to work things out ♪

♪ Can't you see you're two of a kind ♪

♪ Lookin' for a real good time ♪

Whoa!

♪ A real good time ♪

Aah!

♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪

♪ And we'll always stick together ♪

♪ Always stick together ♪

♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪

♪ The best of friends forever ♪

♪ Side by side wherever we go ♪

♪ We're always ready to roll ♪

♪ Now gimme a beat ♪

♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪

♪ And we always stick together ♪

Gawrsh!

♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪

♪ The best of friends forever ♪

♪ Now we're calling everyone ♪

♪ Come along and join the fun ♪

♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪

♪ Baa ba doo da bop baa ba doo bop ♪

Yeah!

[barking]

[Peg] Does my pwecious liddle puppy

want a great big bone?

[smooching]

[growling]

Everybody's got a mitt
in my bank account up to the elbows.

Daddy, daddy, daddy, love you!
Love you! Love you! Love you!

Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.

I don't have my wallet on me. How much?

[meows]

A dime? Dimes went out
with three-wheel bikes.

Live it up, corn fritter.

Don't you have something
I can sink my teeth into--

Like maybe a $100 bill?
Please, please, please?

Huh? Don'tcha? Don'tcha?
Please, please, please?

Pumpkin, why don't you go out
and drill for oil,

or monopolize an airline,
paint a picasso or somethin'?

But daddy, I'm only 6 years old.

Excuses, excuses.
Don't spend it all in one place.

Scrooge!

You get outta here, you mutt!

I'm gonna-- Aah!

And don't come back,
you food-gulpin' werewolf.

Little meathead
got dirt all over my bills.

Hmm, flickers like...

Huh, looks like gold.

Gold?

Gold!

Gold. Ooh, ha ha ha.

That stupid little
bone-grinder found gold.

Chainsaw!

Chainsaw. Here, Chainsaw.

Nice, puppy wuppy. Come to daddy, girl.

Papa wants you to show him something,
oh, yeah. Chainsaw!

Boy, your dad is weird.

Chainsaw?

Yeah, it's worse than usual.

Ooh, I can't believe i stepped in that--

Ooh, that mutt's gonna pay for this.

Yeah, he is gonna pay-- In gold.

-Ha ha ha.
-Gold?

Uh, gold, well, I'm--

Um... gold? What gold?

That stuff.

Oh, [laughs] that's not gold, pumpkin.

It's, uh... it's dirt.

No, uh, measles--

Uh, paint. That's it!
Yeah, it's gold paint.

And I was paintin' the garden.

Yeah, I was paintin' the garden.

I didn't like the color of the pansies'.

Mom!

Okay, okay, it's gold, you little snitch.

But you gotta promise not to tell.

All I got was a dime for my allowance.

Right, here's 100 bucks.

You're paid up till you start college.

Now, keep your lip buttoned
about the gold, okay?

What gold, Petey ?

Well, hello, my little bologna biscuit.

Oh, hi, yourself, cuddles.

All right, all right, we're all partners.

But we have to get this mutt to show us

where the gold is.

Come on, girl. Here's a candy.

[whimpers]

Ohh, how about some nice flea powder?

Get rid of all those itchy fleas.

Bla bla bla bla, Chainsaw.

Rrr rru rra rrr, Chainsaw!

Wu wal wul, Chainsaw hiddle.

[whimpers]

Chainsaw, ah-hyuck, how'd you like
a nice big juicy steak?

Yeah, me, too. Mmm-mmm.

-Ah-hyuck!
-Yeah, me, too?

I oughta--

Put a lid on it, grumpy!

He's absolutely on the right track.

He's using dogology.

-I am?
-He is?

It's all right.

You can bury it. We won't watch.

[Max] Go on, girl.

[P.J.] We're not peeking.
Come on, let's go.

Hurry up! Hurry up. Come on.

[P.J.] it's all right.

Take your time, puppy.

Get a move on, ya mutt!

You catch on quick, don't you?

[p*stol] We're gonna be rich, rich, rich!

[Goofy] And wealthy, too.

Now, just don't you forget
who gets first dibs, Goof.

She's headed for our house.

[barking]

Well, what are we waiting for?

Hey, wait for me.

[p*stol] She's going into the basement.

Uhh! Ohh! Ugh!

Hey! I told you guys to wait for me.

Ugh! Ohh! Come on!

Let go, you stinkin'-- Whoa!

[crash]

She's headed for our house.

Ow!

Ooh, that smarts. Ah-hyuck!

[Pete] Yeow!

The attic!

Oh!

Go! Come on!

[panting]

Gold.

Gold.

The window.

[howling]

Oh!

[muttering]

Whoa!

Ow! Ooh! Eee!

[crash]

[panting] Why'd we stop?

We don't know where she hid the bone.

Well, we could give her another one.

Wait!

Not until i get this whozitz
off my number 9.

Ooh! Ow!

Stand still, you--

Ow! Oh!

[crash]

Who's the idiot who left
these bones lyin' around?

Bones?

Bones! I found it!

I'm rich! I'm rich!

Gawrsh, Petey , I thought
we were lookin' for gold,

Not bones.

Gold? Right, right.

Come on, let's start diggin'.

Look!

The real McCOY.

[Max] Awesome.

Radical!

Incredidubitable!

[laughs] Peg, do you know what this means?

Oh, we're rich!

Better than that!

We're rich!

Ha ha ha ha!

And we can buy anything we want.

Ah-hyuck!

New clothes.

Our own telephone.

No, a picture phone.

A new brother.

Of course, we have to make it official

by agreein' to be partners, partner.

My bones, your hole.


Gawrsh, does that mean
we get to split the bones, too?

Goofster, I like your style.

You can keep the bones.

Gee, thanks, Pete.

Anytime, partner.

Hee hee hee.

Ready, partner?

Right. At the count of 10.

At the count of three, idjit.

-What?
-Three.

[cracking]

[rumbling]

Goofster.

Pete-ster.

Whoa!

[screaming]

Pop!

Dad!

Pete!

Look, a light.

Pete?

Petey , wake up.

Yes, sweetums,

I'll have an english muffin
with lots of marmalade, and--

Pete, it's me-- Goofster.

Your partner.

Goofster? Partner?

Gold! Where is it?
You're not holding out on me, are ya?

'Cause if ya are--

[Peg] Are you boys all right?

Do you need help?

-Well--
-We're fine, clam chowder.

Don't worry about us!

We'll be topside with the gold in no time.

We will?

Sure, we will. Come on, let's get goin'.

Here, Goofster, you take this.

And this one and these.

Gee, thanks, Pete.

What are you going to carry?

The compass.

After all, someone's gotta
do the dirty work

and watch where we're goin'.
[laughs] Dirty work...

[laughs] So you carry, I lead.


Right.

Dad, can't we come, too?

Uh, no, too dangerous.

Ah-hyuck!

Right, too dangerous.

But don't worry.

Petey and I have everything under control.

Dangerous?

Gawrsh, Pete,
feels like we've been walkin' forever.

You think we're lost?

L-- L-- Lost?
How could we be l-- l-- lost?

[roaring]

Ga-- ga-- ga-- ga--

Petey, look at this little guy.

Is that a m-- m-- m--

Nah, Petey,

It's a little wormy. Uh-oh!

I knew it. A big wormy, right?

No! A dead end.

Dead...

end?

What will we do now?

We blast.

Blast?

[expl*si*n]

Oh, I was wondering when that lugnut

would get around to this.

But I didn't know the meatloaf
was gonna ruin my favorite cup!

[expl*si*n]

[boys screaming]

[both] Aah!

[screaming]

-Look out!
-Ohh!

[both] Aah!

Gawrsh! Like playin'
dodgeball with a howitzer.

Playin'? You call this playin'?

We were almost turned into pincushions.

Ah, shucks, Petey,
what's a puncture or two between partners?

So, how do we get outta here?

Tell me that, partner.

Wait! I don't think i wanna hear this
on an empty stomach.

Here you go, Petey.

I brought some lunch, just in case.

I can't eat this.

Why not?

No mustard!

No problem.

Leave it to me.

Why do I suddenly feel like runnin'
screamin' into the night?

What the--

Now I'm lost.

I'm lost, and-- and I'm wet!

Where is that Goof?

Does he think I wanna drown mustardless?

Goofy! Goofster!

I knew I couldn't count on that dipstick.

Here you go, Petey.

Aah!

Oh, sorry, Pete.

Musta had the safety off.

Never mind the mustard, you spud.

The sewer. We're in the sewer.

Well, we're not exactly in the sewer.

[sniffing]

We're close enough.

That way, Petey.

You better be right, or your name is mud.

Aah!

Pete!

Petey!

Whoa!

Yeow!

[Goofy] Aah!

Oooff!

Ah-hyuck! Looks like both
our names are mud now.

I got a funny feelin' about this.

What the--

Wow! Will ya look at that?

[Pete] Well, I'll be frogtied.

Ah-- ah-- ah-choo!

-Gesundyheit.
-Never mind that. What does it say?

[Goofy] "See the mammoth nugget

that's too big to mine.

River Tours Daily."

What?

And there's a map
that'll take us right to it.

Grab the map and meet me at the boat.

Oops.

Where is that Goof?

Ah-- ah--

Ah--ah-- ah--ah--

Ah-choo!

-Gesundheit.
-Pttooo!

Never mind that. Where's the map?

You just sucked most of it up your nose.

Say it isn't so.

Calm down, Petey.

I memorialized the map.

It's all right here in my head.

Are you sure there's room enough in there?

Trust me.

Well, OK.

But you better not mean
what I mean when I say that.

Right!

Left!

-Left!
-Right!

-Right! Right!
-Left!

Right! Left! Right! Right! Left! Right!

[Pete] Left! Right! Left! Right!

Are you sure you know what I'm doing?

Sure. The map said to follow the river.

Oh, yeah? Suppose the river's
going the wrong way?

You ever thought about that, you squid?

Oh, my gawrsh!

Left-- No, right! Slower down!
Faster! Reverse!

Shut your gob and crank, you goof!

-Aah! Whoa!
-Aah!

[both] Oh, no!

[Pete sputtering]

Ha! Ha! Hoo! Hoo!

Mine! It's all mine!

[smacking] Ha ha ha!

Huh?

Pttooo! What's the big idea?

This is only half yours, Petey.

It's all mine, tinhorn.

I stake my claim on it, see?

Well, I stake my claim on it, too.

-It's my claim.
-Our claim.

-Mine.
-Ours.

Hold it, hold it, hold it.

We're not getting anywhere this way,
partner.

Maybe if we get some shuteye,

We can discuss it in the morning.

Oh, okey-doke. I'll take the first watch.

Why?

No reason exactly.

You want my gold.

It's our gold!

You're gonna wait 'til I'm asleep,
then steal my gold!

Well, it's a little big
to fit in my pocket, Pete.

Well, it won't work, see!

'cause I'm never falling asleep.

Never, ever, ever, ever!

Me, neither.

[snoring]

Mornin', Pete.

You blinked first! You blinked first!

The gold's mine!

The gold is not yours. It's half mine.

Okay, okay.

Then we'll blow it in two with dynamite.

Gimme a match.

Oh, gawrsh, Pete, I don't smoke.

Oh, me, neither. Drat!

You know, Pete,
the water's gettin' awful deep.

Oh, never mind the water.
I've got another idea.

Now, when I nod my head, you hit it.

I beg your pardon?

You heard me. When I nod my head, hit it!

Gawrsh, Pete. That doesn't sound like
a good idea at all.

Just do it!

Okey-dokey.

Now!

[clang]

Whoopsie.

[teeth chattering]

Petey! Petey, speak to me.

Hey!

Look, Pete, it worked.

It certainly did.

You have your half, and I have my half.

But your half is bigger than mine half.

Well, that's the way the nugget cracks,
rocket scientist.

I think this'll look great on my mantel.

Don't you? Ha ha ha!

Now, let's pack our gold
and head home, partner.

Ha ha ha ha.

That's the bad news.

We can't leave. We're trapped.

Huh?

And the water's risin'.

We're doomed.

And we're in trouble, too.

Hey, look, Pete, I'm floatin'.

The water's gonna lift us right up
out of here.

But-- But my nugget!

Petey, what's more important--
your money or your life?

Well?

I'm thinkin', i'm thinkin'!

Goodbye, Petey.

Pttooo! Goofster!

Petey!

What's the big idea?

Can't you see I'm drownin', ya goof?

Get me out of here!

Ah-hyuck! That's my Petey. Ah-hyuck!

Bye, goldie. I'll see ya in my dreams.

When those two get back,

they're never going anywhere
without a babysitter again.

Mommy, lookie!

Our yard's burping.

-Dad!
-Daddykins!

-All right!
-You guys made it.

Well, midas, where's the gold?

Well, you see, it's like this, pumpkin,

there was lots of obstacles to overcome.

I don't want to hear about obstacles.

[overlapping dialog]

Oh, man, I'm glad--

What about my pony?

[all] Ooh!

Here you go, Peg.

Well, I hope you two had fun,

'cause that's all there is
after we pay the damages to our yard,

and fill in that stupid hole.

Fill in the hole? Are you crazy?

I'm goin' back down after that nugget.

I don't think that would be
very bright, peter.

Bright smite! Until the big guy
upstairs tells me

he doesn't want me to have that gold,

this hole stays right where it is!

Huh?

Yeow!

Well, no matter what, we sure had a blast,

didn't we, Petey?

Yeah... [coughs] Blast.

[muttering]

Doesn't anybody in this house
know how to save money?

Huh?

A diamond! You found a diamond!

Where'd you find it? Where'd you find it?

Show papa.

♪ Gimme a beat ♪

[theme music playing]

Yeah!