01x30 - Hallow-Weenies

[bunniefuu]

Ah-hyuck!

♪ H-h-h-hit it ♪

♪ Like father, like son ♪

♪ You're always number one ♪

[both] Yes!

♪ There's buddies
There's pals ♪

Yeah!

♪ You always seem to work things out ♪

♪ Can't you see you're two of a kind ♪

♪ Lookin' for a real good time ♪

Whoa!

♪ A real good time ♪

Aah!

♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪

♪ And we'll always stick together ♪

♪ Always stick together ♪

♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪

♪ The best of friends forever ♪

♪ Side by side wherever we go ♪

♪ We're always ready to roll ♪

♪ Now gimme a beat ♪

♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪

♪ And we always stick together ♪

Gawrsh!

♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪

♪ The best of friends forever ♪

♪ Now we're calling everyone ♪

♪ Come along and join the fun ♪

♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪

♪ Baa ba doo da bop baa ba doo bop ♪

Yeah!

[indistinct screaming]

[cat yowling]

Aah!

Ha ha ha!

Oh, I wasn't scared. No, sir!

OK, p*stol. Let's go.

Halloween's not very scary.

We gotta get dad. You don't
wanna miss trick or treat, do ya?

Just one more ride, please,
please, pretty please,

please, please, please?

[p*stol] And there was witches,
and spooky green goblins,

and bats and cats,
and put the hecks on me, slimy skeletons.

I'm gonna get 10 pounds of candy,
and Daddy's dressing up just like me.

Yeah. Remember when
we used to get that way?

Get outta my way! Here I come! Whoo-hoo!

Wow. This place looks like a bad dream.

-This is Daddy's new hotel?
-Pretty much.

I've been waitin' 10 minutes for you kids.

Ooh, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy,
this looks like a rattletrap,

not a hotel.

Well, wait'll it's fixed up, Pistolkins.

Pete's bed 'n' breakfast
is gonna be top 10.

Breakfast? Why don't you name
it p*stol's Pancake House.

I think that sounds
like a very, very tasty name.

What do you think?

Oh, well, Punkidoodle,
if Daddy did that...

Hey, Peej,
are you up for a great Halloween

just like old times?

Yeah, I'm in. Like what?

Like, uh, stay up all night in a cemetery
or, or, or see a ghost

or, uh, something.

[crash]

Ghost!

Get offa me, you--

G-g-ghosts, Mr. Pete! Real ghosts!

We seen 'em!

[both] Ghosts!

Scared Lumpy so much,
his voice box froze over.

It was horrible, terrible!

There were footsteps,
and the door slammed,

and the ghosties popped
right up through the floor.

That's all we could take!

Ghosts, my Aunt Fanny.

You two coffee coolers
better get back to work.

I'm tellin' ya there's ghosts,
and I don't want us around!

[both] Wow!

Don't go makin' up stuff about
ghosts hauntin' my hotel.

-[screams]
-But--

But nothin'!
You wanna scare off my customers!

[whistles]

I always knew the old
Spoonerville mansion was haunted.

Yeah! Real ghosts!

Peej, this could be
the Halloween we've been waitin' for.

[wolf howls]

Come on, P.J. Don't you wanna see a ghost?

I-I-I'm not so sure anymore, Maxie.

But this is our chance!

Ooh! My arm's kinda sore.
Maybe I better get home.

Hey, do I detect chicken feathers?

Bawk bawk bawk!

No. I'm not scared. It's just--

Come on, P.J.
This'll be our Halloween to remember.

That's what I'm afraid of.

Aah!

Hey. What if we're arrested
for trespassin'?

Chill out, Peej.

Your dad owns the place.

Ugh. Yucka-booey! Yecchh!

-[creaking open]
-What?

Aah!

-What was that?
-I don't even wanna know.

Well, we're here now.
Let's have a look see.

M-Maybe we shouldn't you
know, because my...

My allergies might act up.

[creaking]

I don't know, it's pretty dusty in here,
not to mention musty.

And then, of course, you know,

there's mildew spores
to contend with, and--

Ha ha ha!

[both] G-g-ghost!

Aah!

-Help! It's got me!
-Oh, no!

Help!

I gotcha, Maxie!

Whoa!

[both] Outta here!

[humming]

A-hyuck! There ya go, punky!

[sniffs]

[meow]

[meow]

[screeches]

[choking]

[meow]

-Dad!
-Mr G!

Aah!

Hey, what's the ruckus, boys?

You look like you've seen a ghost.

We did. Up at the Spoonerville mansion!

-It was blue!
-It floated through the mirror.

Yeah, yeah,
you could see right through it!

Yeah, and it laughed like this. Show him.

Yeah, yeah. "Ooh ha ha!"

A ghost? Gawrsh!

I always wanted to see a real ghost.

P.J., take your sister around the block.

These clodhoppers are killin' my bunions.

Dad, we went up to the Spoonerville place!

We saw the ghost!

A ghost?

Oh, Daddy, we're so lucky.
I really wanna see it!

Can I, Daddy, please, please?
I really would like to see it!

There's no such thing as ghosts.

I'm not sure about that, Petey.

You see this watch? It's haunted!

It was awarded to my great,
great granddaddy Gooferamus T. Goofy

for catchin' ghosts.

[all] Really?

Yep. He cleaned out
a whole ghost town once.

Never could get the darned
thing to work, though.

[Pete] What a bunch of malarkey!

Gooferamus T., ghosts 'n' goblins.

I'm surrounded by sissies!

Get mama will take you
trick or treatin', pumpkin.

I'm gonna take these chicken livers
up to the hotel,

and prove once and for all
there's no such thing as ghosts!

Gawrsh! The place looks haunted to me.

Stifle it, Goof.

Well, it could be.

OK, you jellyfish,
we're gonna put your ghost story to bed.

Uh, why don't you check it out, Dad, OK?

We'll, um...

Stand guard outside.

Good idea.

Me and Goof will give the once over
while you protect us.

Boys said the ghostie was up there.

Snap out of it!

You're as Lily-livered as the kiddies!

[screaming]

Ahem.

Should've shaved this mornin'.

Peej, do you think maybe we overreacted?

Maybe so.

D-D-Did you see that?

I-I-I'm not sure.

Whoo!

[both] Ghosts!

[ghosts] Whoo! Whoo!

[teeth chattering]

Aah!

Music lessons.

Get me outta here!

Aw, don't leave!

We love havin' company.

Yeah, stay for tea!

[both shuddering]

-[coughing]
-[sputtering]

Aah!

Aah!

We gotta save 'em, Peej.

Why?

OK.

[inhales]

[both] Hee-yah!

Ya ha ha ha ha!

[blowing trumpet]

Here, bully, bully, bully.

Outta my way!

Ole!

Aah, aah, aah!

Who turned out the lights?

[screaming]

Uh b-b-b-b-b-b.

Take this, ya ghosties.

Oops!

[both] Dad! Dad!

Ooh! It's the kiddies.

Aah! Yi!

[Max] Boogie, buddy!

Bye-bye. Bye-bye.

Whoa!

Whoa! Waah!

Let's get Moe.

I gotta tell ya, I haven't had so much fun
since I was eight.

I do believe in ghosts!
I do believe in ghosts!

I do, I do, I do believe in ghosts.

Aah! A monster!

-Hang on, Dad!
-We'll get ya down!

-Yaaa! Yi!
-Run for it!

Outta my hotel, ya see-through sapheads!

[clang]

-Oof!
-Ugh!

-Whoa!
-Wh-wh-whoa!

-Whoa h*!
-Hey!

Whoa!

Whoa!

[Goofy] Run fer it, boys!

Aah!

Aah!

P.J., look!

Whoa!

♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪

♪ Jingle all the way ♪

[scat singing]

[both] Dad! Dad!

[Pete] Get outta here, boys. Go get help!

-Mom!
-Mrs. P!

Mrs. P, ghosts!

-Help, Mom!
-Ghosts!

Aw, they're still trick or treatin'.

[both gasp]

Oh h* h*!

Ah-hyuck!

Happy Halloween!

Aah! Aah!

[toot]

[both] Ghosts!

[toot]

Hey, where's the party?

You're a-- y-y-you're a g-g-g--

Ghost. Ah-hyuck!
What'd ya expect on Halloween?

-[tooting]
-[purring]

Wow! This is your watch. Then you're--

Gooferamus T. Goofy at your service.

You're my ancestor?

You betchie. Aren't you a lucky duck?
Inherited the Goofy good looks.

Wow! You're the ghost catcher.

Listen, our dads are trapped by ghosts.
I--I mean real ghosts. You know.

That, uh-- well, that is,
you know, not like you.

And ya need some hints.

Well, my most best trick
was sticky sorghum.

[both] Sorghum?

Or mop 'em up, or use piney tar bubbles.

Almost forgot.
You can suck 'em up with a bellows, too.

A bellows?

What's he talkin' about, man?

Just use your ingenuity,
and you can't go wrong.

Lots of luck, boys.
Gotta get back to the party!

[toots]

Ah-hyuck!

Piney tar?

Ladies and gentlemen,

let's have a hand
for our high-flying daredevils!

Ah-hyuck! This is kind of fun.

Let me down, you stupid blobs of tapioca!

Ooh! Aah!

Oh, don't worry, boys!

We wouldn't let you work without a net.

[both exclaiming]

Hey, another round of applause.

Hey, let's play dress up, huh?

Ha ha hoo! Ha ha ha ha!

[both screaming]

[both] How... embarrassing.

Operation Halloween rescue.

Let's do it!

Uh...j-just one question.
What are we doin', man?

Look, Gooferamus said sorghum.

And we know it's sticky, right?
So, let's use honey.

I'll aim. You spray.

Help! Lemme out!
I never took pianer lessons!

Help!

Old maid!

Wussy card games!

-Hee-yeow! Ya!
-Wa! Whoa!

-Wa!
-Ya!

[mumbling]

-Uh-oh!
-Wrong ghost.

Look!

Hoo ha ha ha! Heh heh heh!

Swab the decks, P.J.!

Gooferamus tip number two.

-Oh!
-Yeow!

Two down!

Whoa whoa whoa aah aah aah!

[slow motion] P...

J...

Not now, Dad.

[bottle shattering]

[all scatting]

Oh, what's next on the hit parade?

Modern-day bellows.

[grunts] Vac-o-rama!

Hold on!

[glug glug glug]

[thump thump thump]

Let's add bubbles,
hit 'em with a double whammy!

[both screaming]

Say "ahh", and you'll get a lollipop.

Grape or cherry?

P.J.? Help!

Hang on, Dad!

Now, get outta my hotel and stay out!

Now boys, we would just
love to make like a tree

and leave this h*nky-tonk.

Yeah. We're bored.

Been stuck here since '29.

Well, why can't ya leave?

We're musicians, man.

Never got to play our gig.

A load of Halloween corn fermented
and blew up the place!

Perfect. I'll never get rid of 'em.

Hey, wait! What if you got to play now?

Then we could 23 skiddoo!

But we have to be invited
by the owner first.

Invited by the owner fir--

Oh, no!

So, I'm happy to present--

[whispering]

Fingers McFee

and his ragamuffin ragtime band.

[playing ragtime music]

A big hand, ladies and gentlemen.

[cheers and whistles]

Yeah! All right!

[playing ragtime music]

Big whoop.

[blaring]

[blaring]

Ha ha ha. Ha ha. Stop that!

Wow, cool!
Dad doesn't even know chopsticks.

[horns blaring]

[applause]

[drumming]

[music continues]

Aah h* h*!

[cheering, applause]

Ptooey!

[belches]

[laughing]

Oh! Oh, ooh! Oh, Pumpkin Whiskers.
I didn't know you were so talented.

Oh, Dad, can you do it again,
please, please, please?

I want to see it 40 million,
trillion, billions and 18 more times.

[horn honks]

Come on, fellas.
Gotta hit Altoona in two hours.

-See you around.
-Asta la bye-bye.

Want you fellas to have these.

Makes you honorary rascals.

-Wow, cool!
-Thanks!

Shucks, boys, if it weren't for you,

we'd have been stuck in this dive forever.

Come on, Moe. Your fans await.

-Hey, see you later, guys.
-Goodbye, now. Thanks for everything.

[ghosts singing] ♪ Ninety-nine gaggles
of ghosts on the wall ♪

♪ Ninety-nine gaggles of ghosts ♪

♪ You take one down and throw it around ♪

♪ Ninety-eight gaggles of ghosts
on the wall ♪

Hey, Peej.

[both] Best Halloween ever!

Those stupid ghosts... Ghosts...

Aah!

Whoa-whoa-whoa- whoa-whoa-whoa!

Hey, this the haunted hotel
we heard about?

Yes, with ghosts and everything?

No ghosts! K-N-O-W! No!

Nada. Zip. Zero. Zilch. Zippo.

Oh, then we don't want to stay here.

Uh, wait, uh, come back!

Wait a second! We got ghosts!

Whoo whoo!

There's one now!
Was that a ghost? That's a ghost!

♪ Gimme a beat ♪

[theme music playing]

Yeah!