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01x04 - Episode 4

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Brother". Aired: July 5, 2000 – present.*
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A group of contestants known as "HouseGuests" live together in a specially constructed house that is isolated from the outside world for a cash prize of $500,000 (or $750,000 in the 23rd season onwards).

01x04 - Episode 4

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[music playing]

[cheering]

ANNOUNCER: Tonight, an all-new "Big Brother."

But first the highlights of the past week.

[theme music]

On July , the houseguests said goodbye

to their families and hello to their Big Brother family.

[camera motors]

Home, sweet home.

Look at this place, you guys!

Wow!

Look at the color!

This is like kindergarten.

Geez!

Look at it.

Look, there's food on the table.

Who was saying they were hungry?

Look, it's real.

Champagne. I'm diggin' it.

[laughs]

Sweet.

This is nice, y'all.

This is so much bigger than I thought.

Check it out.

And they said it was decorated.

I mean, I like it.

Did you see that?

Yeah, no.

I mean, it's an Ikea showroom, but.

[laughter]

Guys, guys, check the pool out.

Check out the miniature pool.

Oh my gosh!

It looked bigger in the pictures!

Oh my gosh.

I don't think we'll have any drowning deaths.

Oh my gosh.

Want to take a tour outside?

Yeah, let's go.

We're going to do the outside tour.

This is cool.

Here you go.

Thank you.

OK, give me your name again. I'm sorry.

- This is nice. - How many chickens we have?

I don't know, but one of them got away.

[laughs]

Huh.

[camera motors]

[sighs]

[camera motors]

[laughs] Now, that's creepy.

All right.

I'm going to check this pool out.

Oh.

[laughter]

Congratulations.

[interposing voices]

Absolutely.

Live long and prosper.

Cheers.

Live long and prosper.

OK, can we do names again?

Hold up.

My name is William.

I'm from Philly.

But my friends just renamed me Will Mega, so I'm Will Mega.

- Oh, no, no, no. - Just Mega?

Mega. Mega.

- Just call you Mega? - Mega.

Hey.

- Mega, here's to you. - Mega Will.

OK.

I'm Karen, and I'm from Columbus, Indiana.

My name's Eddie.

I'm from Long Island, New York.

I'm a student at the University of Texas in Arlington.

I go to school down there.

I play wheelchair basketball.

I'm under a full scholarship for the university.

That's it.

I have a girlfriend from Heidelberg, Germany.

How long have you been with your girlfriend?

Um--

Let me guess. Eight months?

- --nine months. - Oh, nine months?

Eight or nine months. Yeah.

That was close.

[interposing voices]

Can I ask you how you lost your--

I lost my leg to osteogenic sarcoma.

It was a bone cancer found in my left knee when I was .

And what happened was it had started to spread up.

So to keep it from spreading to the rest of my vital organs,

they decided to take the leg off.

The-- the mental aspect of it in itself, you know, in terms of--

of you know, here I am, OK.

Yeah, I'm a -year-old kid, you know,

born with two legs running around.

You know, I used to play baseball,

football, hockey, all those things,

and now here I am, limited.

You know, I'm on crutches, whatever.

In terms of mentally, I mean, there

was no-- there was no real period of why me, why me.

It was just like, well, this happened.

I'll deal with it.

ANNOUNCER: Later that evening, the houseguests

begin to choose their beds.

What are you doing in here?

What do you mean, what am I doing in here?

This is our room.

According to who?

I put my bag over there as soon as I walked in.

- You can't stay here. - Why?

This is a girls' room.

No-- no rules that say it's a girls' room

and not a guys' room.

[laughs]

Why?

Big Brother's going to be giving you a hard time.

No they're not.

They didn't say women can't sleep with men,

mean can't sleep with women.

[laughs] Well, won't this be interesting.

Wait a minute.

Y'all want to kick me out?

That's [muted] up.

I was in here first, and then it's the girls' room.

So?

I mean, you know.

- Does anybody want the top bed? - I mean, no.

But I mean, don't get me wrong. - I don't.

If y'all prefer--

I have to pee in the middle of the night all the time.

Ladies, if y'all would prefer that the men all--

Bed?

I want this bed.

But if y'all--

That's what I said.

If y'all would prefer the men to sleep all

together in one bed-- in one room, I

don't have a problem with that.

Do-- do all the girls want to be in one room, and all

the guys be in one room?

That's not a problem for me.

I mean, I-- before anyone moved into any room,

I just came in here and put my-- my [muted] here.

But I mean, you know.

I don't want y'all to jump my a*s.

What do you guys think?

I want to stay in here with the girls, so--

That's not a problem.

I want to be in the girls' too.

I'm out.

So nobody wants the top bed, right?

But I mean, OK.

- Does anyone want it? - Excuse me.

You know what?

No.

I don't want it.

Excuse me.

OK.

But I'll-- but I'll sleep-- if none of you guys--

if-- if you guys really don't want--

want it, I'll sleep up there.

[music playing]

[music playing]

ANNOUNCER: The women share their opinions about beauty.

They still don't know that Jamie is Miss Washington USA .

Beauty pageant, you know? [interposing voices]

And all of a sudden, you sit there,

and you're-- you're scrutinizing your look.

And I hate-- - That was it.

--that's why I hate beauty pageants.

Because people get so focused on themselves.

And it's just-- I mean, I would never let

my kids participate when we lived in the South,

because I think it's--

I didn't want them to think that that

was the most important thing.

And I-- and I--

I'd even-- I'd watch people, and they'd change.

You know?

And it was ugly. It was so ugly.

When they'd get into the beauty pageant circuit

you mean? - Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Because they became self-focused, you know?

It was all about the look.

And I-- I mean, it's OK to dress nice.

It's OK to look nice.

But I think you start judging your worth by that.

And I didn't ever want my kids to do that.

I don't think children should do beauty pageants.

I don't agree with, like, JonBen t

Ramsey and things like that.

But I also disagree with what you said.

And I think that when you are, like, and over,

I think that there's a lot of benefit to it in a lot of ways.

Like, it-- it just depends on the person

and why they're doing it.

I've been to-- I've--

I have some friends that have done them.

I've been to some and all that stuff.

And I mean, I don't know.

It-- it--

Have you been in one?

The South-- yeah.

In the South--

Where-- where. You're-- OK.

You're from Seattle.

I'm from Seattle.

I think the South is very different,

and even the whole east coast.

But I think, like, the South, people are born and raised--

- With pageants. - To do it.

OK.

And in, like, for example, in my state, I mean,

you can pay your way through college.

I don't know.

And I think that the thing is there's--

the women that-- a lot of women that win them--

and there's two schools of thought.

One is it's, like, a superficial thing.

The other thing is there's a lot of pageants

where the most prettiest girl just doesn't win.

They won't even get close to it.

Because there are women with accomplishments out there.

Women that are-- you know, try to be

role models in the community.

I mean, I've-- I've been to a lot of them,

and I see that women can open their mouths

and change the whole thing.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

I mean, you can look as good as you want, but if you--

you know, who you are, I mean, it comes through.

It's so hard to, like, escape those social rewards that--

that attractive kids get.

You know?

Oh, yeah.

And it's almost like I've got a few friends that

have that pretty girl curse.

They were really, really pretty at a young age.

And so they constantly got rewarded

for their appearance and their cuteness,

and now they're grown, and they're shells.

You know?

Like, that's-- they need that attention now to feel

like they have self-worth.

People used to give my--

Jill, my oldest one--

used to give her money because she was cute.

That is no lie.

Old guys.

Little old guys would come up to her and give her money.

They'd go, well, aren't you so cute?

They'd reach in their pocket, and they'd give her money.

And my sister goes, that is so wrong!

ANNOUNCER: Jordan confides to Jamie about her night job.

There are a lot of cool people here.

Yeah.

Really different.

Yeah.

I like it.

Yeah.

I just can't wait till it's like--

I don't know.

I just want to see how things evolve.

Because it's so--

I think-- was it my chaperone?

I was talking with someone saying that like it takes

about three days for people before they

can actually start being--

or let down their guard of oh my god, I'm being filmed

and all that stuff. - Yeah.

And that will be really interesting.

Yeah.

Isn't it interesting too how different people bring out

totally different parts of you?

Yeah.

Like, if I'm-- if I'm with a bunch of people that want to be

led, and they're all passive, I'll, like,

step into a leader role.

But when I'm with a bunch of leaders, I step back more.

You know?

I'm like, I'll let--

I'll let you guys do it.

And then I'll say something at the end.

Yeah.

I'm going to go out in back, here.

I was-- I've been stressed out about this whole process.

Have you?

OK?

Yeah, I've just been, like, stressed about, you know,

how I'm going to be portrayed.

And can I do this.

Me too.

Me too.

And you know, just nervous about things and apprehensive

and I was thinking, after it was all said and done,

like, if I ever go through something like this again,

I'm not going to be that nervous,

which made me kind of excited.

You know?

Because I'm going through something for the first time.

Right.

And I don't want people to think I'm someone I'm not.

You know? - Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

I know exactly what you're saying.

And I've always said, well, who cares what people think.

I totally care what people think.

Are you going to tell anyone about your thing?

You're just going to keep it?

I don't--

You do what you want to do, because I--

I am right there with you with stuff like that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So.

And the whole thing is what you said earlier, you know?

I mean, it's about being real and stuff,

but it's almost good to let people really

get to know who you are first.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That was my plan coming in here.

I'm like, well, you know, if I make it past two weeks,

then maybe--

maybe I'll tell people, like, after they've

known me for a couple of weeks.

But if I come right off, you know.

And I think it's a good way to be, cautious about what

you disclose, you know, until you really--

there's a lot of trust.

Like, especially with something like me being an exotic dancer.

You know?

I have no idea what time it is.

I was just talking to Mega about that.

Maybe :?

:?

No clue.

I was thinking it's later, because didn't we have to pull

back that thing at like, :? - I would say it's like :.

Something like that. - I was thinking : too.

Yeah.

Look at the shade coming over here.

Yeah. Yeah, the-- yep.

Hmm.

Isn't that wild?

Yeah.

We're doing good, folks.

ANNOUNCER: The houseguests don't know what time it is.

They're called into the Red Room to be given

their second day challenge.

OK, is everybody in here?

[sounds of assent]

Everybody's here?

You have exactly five minutes to build the clock

for the Big Brother house.

If you complete your challenge, you

will be told the time of day.

If you fail to bail-- build the clock within the allotted time,

you must wait one week to set your clock.

The batteries can be found growing

in the vegetable garden.

Do not take this paper out of the Red Room.

We'll go in the garden--

[interposing voices]

Ready?

[inaudible].

Watch.

What happens is-- watch.

Reverse that. - It's a potato.

Yeah.

Reverse it the other way around. - Reverse that.

OK. All right.

What are we going to set it to?

I don't know.

It just-- it just-- we're going to learn how to set it.

In the vegetable garden.

You guys can stop looking!

What?

The potatoes are the batteries.

Ah!

We just set it, in here.

The positive and negative charge.

Oh.

Those are batteries that will never run out.

Um.

Right on, baby.

Hey, they said no electric.

Was it the fifth?

Mhm.

We're rolling, baby.

OK.

We're set.

Yes, it's : PM.

Yes, it's after.

Yes, it's :.

And it's blinking, so we're going.

[cheering]

Wow.

- You guys want to write here? - Sure.

[interposing voices]

Now, is there a screw or something to put it in there?

The almighty potato clock.

We almost ate our entire [inaudible]..

ANNOUNCER: Karen goes to the Red Room

because she misses her four children.

Anytime I talk about stuff to do with the kids,

it brings thoughts and tears, and I don't know.

I don't so much miss them.

It's the idea, you know, that they're gone.

They're there, and I'm here.

I just-- I can still see their faces,

you know, with their tears in their eyes.

And it-- I don't know.

It bothers me.

You know?

And it shouldn't, but I think it will get easier.

But just right now, I can just still--

you know, that's the vision I see of them.

And then, of course, dealing with the husband thing.

You know?

It's just-- I don't miss him at all.

He-- he-- he just really sent me off.

You know, my going away was pretty cold.

He brought up so much conflict before I came into the house.

You know?

It was just an extra burden, you know, on top of everything

else I was dealing with.

I don't why I'm angry.

I shouldn't be angry.

I kind of talked about it last night.

You know?

I just-- I shouldn't be--

I should be used to it, him being negative and, you know,

and not worrying about how I feel about something.

It's just his feelings are the most important.

I'm-- I'm kind of angry.

I guess that's probably eating on me today too.

And I'm dealing with that and trying not to deal

with it at the same time.

I keep thinking, OK.

I'm not-- I don't have this mother role.

I don't have this nurturer role.

Maybe it's time to think.

And then I started to think, and it just kind of upset me.

And so I'm like, oh god.

Let's dismiss that.

We have more time to think of that later.

ANNOUNCER: After letting it all out,

Karen's ready for a makeover.

Would that not be a stitch, for all my family

and friends to see that.

I have wigs.

I have wigs and makeup.

Oh, let's go for it.

Do you wanna-- do you want to get dressed up?

Yeah. We're going to go play dress up.

Oh, that's hilarious. - Oh, I want to go funky.

[laughs]

All right, this is where I leave.

[laughter]

Oh, I-- I want that.

Oh my gosh.

It's really cute.

I almost bought a motorcycle hat the other day.

OK.

We've got to pin your hair up, though.

OK. Is that good enough?

OK. Yeah.

Put it-- you can take your ears out.

Like, just behind your ears. - Yes.

Yes.

OK.

It goes on this way.

Oh, cool.

We need an Asian look, right?

Yeah.

I'm going to put a bunch of glitter on you.

What we should do, we should go to them and tell them that

there's-- that something has happened, and there's a person

from Big Brother in the house.

Oh yeah.

That's a good idea.

[laughter]

Totally.

Then we'll do a little bit more here.

Well, that was simple.

Come on.

Oh, I love it!

Look how cute you are!

Oh.

I'm going to tell George that our daughter corrupted me.

[laughs]

You totally look different.

Don't I?

I love it.

You look so different.

[laughs]

OK, now we do the monologue.

[laughs]

You let me-- you let me [inaudible]..

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Look in the mirror now when you do that.

[laughter]

No.

All right!

Isn't it sweet?

It's Karen.

I don't even know it was you.

Our daughter corrupted me.

There's an unknown stranger in the house.

Don't talk to him.

I think she looks adorable!

[interposing voices]

[laughs] I didn't know it was her.

I didn't.

Very clear.

What do you think, man?

Do I fit the [inaudible] Soul record image?

Yeah.

[laughs] Put the hat on.

Put the hat on.

[laughs] This is just a little intense.

That's hilarious.

Huh?

Yeah. Yeah.

What do you think?

Yeah, I wanted to hear the bawk.

[bawking]

No, Chicken, [inaudible].

My hand. - OK.

Come on. Up and hot.

Here, here, here.

[bawking]

George, like this.

[laughs]

Too much for me, y'all.

OK.

King G, put 'em on.

I can put them on like that.

Point.

Yeah.

There you go.

Too much.

- There you go. - All right.

OK.

Here.

[bawking] [laughs] Man!

This!

[laughs] I don't know if I can take it.

He's-- Chicken George is swearing.

[bawking] How's that, nose hole?

There you go.

There you go.

And she goes, why wouldn't--

ANNOUNCER: Coming up next, Karen talks

honestly about married life.

Has he ever said you're, like, beautiful or pretty?

Oh, never. Never, never.

[music playing]

While getting ready for dinner, the conversation

turns to relationships. - OK.

Not to be, like, weird, but it's like, I

have a huge fear that I'm going to end up in a spot

where you're at.

That would be terrible.

I have this-- where you're like years, I

have these kids, and oh my god.

But see, I can't regret it, because I

have four awesome kids.

You know?

So I--

Karen, what's up with your husband though?

I mean-- - You're married, right?

You're still married. - Yeah.

You're married, but you're not in love, or what?

Oh, no.

No, not at all.

[laughs]

OK, would your husband do something like this?

No.

He's-- except he--

he said he wanted to do "Survivor."

But no.

He couldn't do this because he would--

everybody would hate him within two days.

You know?

Because he would tell everybody exactly that they are wrong,

and they are-- he doesn't agree with anything.

I mean, he-- he's so ugly about so many things.

Yeah, I just have, like, major fear of like,

getting just like, I don't know.

Like, because I feel like I get attached.

Like, it's hard for me, even when

I break up with someone that I don't really like that much.

Like, I can be like, OK.

I know this person isn't the one.

I know we wouldn't be happy.

I don't even love this person.

And it's still hard.

Like, I'll still miss him when we're broken up.

And then I'm like, oh my god.

You know, I know--

No I won't. No, I won't miss him.

You know?

And then, yeah, that's exactly what I do.

I'm like--

You miss the convenience, and you-- and you miss the company.

You know?

Are you still love with him, Karen?

No.

No.

I like him OK as--

if we're apart.

When we are apart, I will be--

Does he know-- does he know all that?

Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

Why are you married?

Why do you stay married?

I am not--

because I--

I mean, I shouldn't ask that question.

OK, I'll tell you why.

Because my son was getting ready to graduate from high school.

And I knew if we got a divorce, I would either move out,

and he would feel like he had to stay with his father.

And I didn't want to miss his last year of high school.

That's why I stayed this year.

Although other times it was just because of I

couldn't imagine raising kids by myself.

You know?

I-- I knew I wouldn't--

Single mom.

Yeah.

And I wasn't even sure that he would--

he wouldn't-- he's-- he's not going to provide

for them the way that I do.

I mean, he-- he gives-- the money that goes there now,

I make sure that they get what they need.

I don't know that that will happen when we do get divorced.

I don't even know if that will happen, you know, because--

So that's in your future.

Well, can I ask you a really personal question?

Why didn't you leave, like, right after, like, four days--

After-- oh, you mean after I had the miscarriage?

After you had the miscarriage. Why didn't you leave?

Because when you said that before--

Let me tell you why.

Because my mom-- my mom told me she didn't want me to get--

oh, well, you can work it out.

You can work it out.

That's what my mom has always said all along.

You know, I'd--

I'd go crying to her, whatever, and she'd go,

Karen, just hang in there.

It's tough. You know?

Just hang in there.

You can work it out.

And so I-- and I guess part of it was I was.

I-- I want to please my mom.

You know?

I-- I think a lot of my mom.

And so when she would say that, it was like, OK.

And then I would try to make things work.

And you know, and then I'd get so busy with the kids,

I'd forget--

you know, I'd--

I'd deny that part of me, you know, that part

that wanted to be loved.

He hates to kiss.

Absolutely hates to kiss.

He hates to kiss?

Yeah, and he doesn't want-- he doesn't want

anybody touching his face.

He doesn't like that.

He just doesn't-- doesn't believe in intimacy at all.

And I-- and I'm like totally the opposite.

You know?

I want to kiss.

I want that-- I want a hug.

I want that snuggly kind of stuff.

And I-- And

What-- what was he like when you first got--

when you first met?

He was-- he was just like he is now.

No, except he was worse.

He was more controlling.

He was terribly controlling. - Really?

Yep.

I don't-- I don't know what it was.

It was-- It was-- he told it to my son the other day,

which really--

So you're getting some good advice, here.

--which really hurt my feelings.

He told him that--

because it-- we got in a big fight Mother's Day.

Mother's Day was hell to pay.

I mean it was-- - This past Mother's Day?

Oh my god. It was so bad.

It was-- - That's appropriate.

--the worst. Yeah, I know.

And my mom was there as well.

So it made it really better.

That's one day that you honor your wife, you know,

like we do with Teresa.

And all the moms, we make the mother-in-law

run and everything.

OK, keep going.

Well, it wasn't even close to that, OK?

We're talking a bad time.

And so my son was talking to him,

and he said something to him.

He said, why in the world did you and mom

ever really get married?

And he goes, because I felt sorry for her.

Oh.

So of course that cut--

that cut me majorly to the bone.

You know?

And I don't think he--

I don't really--

You know that's not true.

No, I don't know.

He just said it to hurt you.

Because he does these things--

You don't say stuff like that.

He does these things that--

you know, he thinks that if he has a job,

and he brings home money and puts it in the checking

account, and everybody has food, that's

all he has-- that's a father.

That is a father, a husband.

That's the whole shebang.

I-- I-- I don't--

I don't think he--

I really believe maybe he did just marry me.

Because just the security of saying, I'm a married man,

and I have four children.

And you know, it looks so good.

You know?

He's married.

He's been married for years, and he has four kids.

What a guy.

What a successful man.

But I mean, wouldn't you think that even

he would want real happiness?

You know what I mean? Like--

I don't think he knows what it is.

I don't think he-- I don't-- I don't--

I don't know.

I keep saying I hope he finds it, because he's not-- he

doesn't have it in me.

I am definitely leaving.

I was leaving-- I already said I was leaving.

And that's why-- he didn't want me to talk about it

on here, because the people at work

don't know anything about it.

And it's like, you know, it's me.

I talk.

You know, I-- I don't have a problem with--

you know, somebody knowing about it.

It's just the way it's been, it's the way it's always been,

and I'm ready to--

I-- he keeps think--

acting like he's done me such a favor by giving me a house,

you know, and a swimming pool.

And it's like, I don't really care.

I-- And he used to always say that the reason--

he always said that the reason why he was so stressed

was because of his job.

And I'd go, you know what?

If I thought for a minute that you-- you could quit your job

and get another job, I would live in a trailer.

I would be happy to live in a trailer.

Have an old beater for a car and not have a single thing.

And if you'd be happy.

And it's not-- he knows it's not, or he would have done it.

You know?

He stuck it out.

And he's not miserable because of his job.

He's miserable because of who he is.

Have you tried counseling?

Oh, we went to counseling.

And they asked him.

That was one of the things.

She said, I go-- you know what?

I said, we've been married for years,

and he's never complimented me.

And they go, oh, I don't believe that.

And he goes, no, I don't.

And she goes, why wouldn't you compliment her?

And he goes, because it makes me uncomfortable.

Has he ever said you're, like, beautiful or pretty?

Oh, never, never, never!

The only time he's ever said anything to me

is when I go get ready to go out somewhere.

And I'll go, does this look OK?

And he goes, yeah.

It does.

What is that about you that lets you enable this behavior

and not just leave?

Why didn't you leave years ago, or--

Her kids. I'll tell you why.

My kids.

Her kids.

Oh, without a doubt.

Before the kids, even. Just your mom?

You know, because you know what happens?

Do you know what?

And my mom had a lot to do with it, yeah.

But what happens when you--

if I-- if I left him, I would have to work : to :.

Now my job's : to :.

And so I am there for my kids when they

get home from school at :.

I'm there.

And that-- that's a big fear for me.

Because especially as a teenager,

Ashley, you know, I fear working : to :

and then coming home, and she's been home for two hours,

and maybe she's not there.

You know?

Maybe she's with somebody.

You know?

And who knows what she's doing?

You know?

I am getting so scared, like, I don't even want to date.

Like, I just-- you know what I mean?

Like, I don't want to have kids.

Like, I'm so afraid to, like, have kids.

Because it's like I feel like I'm stuck.

I feel like I'll be trapped.

And I'll just like--

There's got to be good stuff there.

And see, see that's the difference though too,

because you do have your career.

You have a background.

You know, I don't.

I didn't get my degree.

So the best I could hope for is $ to $ an hour, you know?

And just knowing that--

and I don't have a problem with that.

And as a matter of fact, I was telling Ashley, it was just--

I said, it's going to be cool.

We're going to have this little rat trap house, you know?

But it's-- it's-- I'm going to make it seem beachy, you know?

[laughs]

And I said, we'll make it.

And it'll just be--

but the one thing that we will have, we'll have peace.

You know?

We might not have a whole lot, but we'll have peace.

And I-- and that's what I want more than anything is peace.

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ANNOUNCER: After three days, Brittany confronts William.

You know, I'm really on the fence about you.

I can't tell if I like you or not.

Well, don't worry about it. It happens to everybody.

- Really? - I don't--

Like, sometimes I like you, and sometimes I don't.

Well, that's good.

That's why they put us all in here.

You know, if it was going to Brady Bunch,

we wouldn't be here.

It would be boring.

Yeah.

Like, does anybody else feel that way about, like, other--

like, I think I pretty much have everybody else down,

but I can't-- like, sometimes I'm like, OK,

I don't like him, and sometimes I'm like,

yeah, he's pretty cool.

And then I'm like, no, I don't like him.

Yeah.

I mean, most people either love me or hate me.

There's not too much in between.

I'll let you know.

Oh, don't worry about it.

[laughter]

We're doing a : date.

: date.

: date.

OK then.

Are you going to take me someplace nice?

It depends on what you wear.

[laughs]

What you going to wear?

And I'm going to-- yeah.

I'll tell you what.

You got some heels? - No.

[laughs]

No heels?

Not with me.

Not with you?

What would I bring heels for?

Well then, you've got to do you hair in a different style.

Ugh.

Wear something real nice.

I'm not good enough just the way I am?

Hm?

I'm not good enough just the way I am?

Nah, we're going to do something special.

Wear something really nice, and I'm going to throw

on something real nice.

Why don't we just go talk now?

No I'm not ready yet.

I'm about to-- you know, to blam!

- OK. - No.

You know, I mean, if I wasn't in the middle,

I'd be farting on you. Ba-boom.

Oh. Oh.

OK.

We'll do :.

Your room or my room?

That's what we'll do.

OK.

We'll just go talk.

No, you'll get dressed up.

[sighs]

It'll be a special event.

You're not going to get real dressed up.

Just put on something different.

Why?

Because.

But I'm not like that.

All right.

But you want-- you want to know about me.

[sighs]

That's how I do it.

You want to know about me?

What do you want to do?

I was just saying I'm on the fence.

OK, :, we're talking.

:.

You going to wear something nice?

I'm going to wear this.

This is nice.

Look at how good I look.

Look. All right.

No, I'll tell you what. Not something nice.

Something different.

You can change into anything, but you've got

to wear something different.

You've got to do something else with your hair.

No, no, no, no, no.

I don't want to wear anything different.

I want to wear this.

This is what I've got on.

Just change.

- Why? - Work with me.

Work with me.

Work with me.

Wear that. - No.

I'm not wearing this.

OK, how about this?

You can do whatever you want.

You can change or you can keep that on, and then I'll--

I'd rather wear that.

And then I can do the same thing.

I can make my own choice, and you can make your own choice.

All right. Good enough.

We might be a little too much alike.

[laughs]

That might be the problem.

Anybody can draw.

It's, like, kind of like what you draw.

You know, work it.

That kind of comment makes me not like you.

Well, that's cool.

You just went over there, lifting up your dress,

your thigh, all up inner thigh.

You know.

Makes me not like you.

Fine.

You know, if you're going to throw some sh-- going to lift

up the dress, let me see.

Hell no.

Why not?

What makes me not like you is that it's all right for you

to approach her and round on her and do some sexually to make

somebody else feel uncomfortable,

but if I make that comment to you, you get all offended.

So you can give, but you can't receive.

You're so way off.

I find that a little contradictory.

The queen of the one liners.

Damn.

Ugh.

My whole life [inaudible].

See?

You try to be honest with someone, and they get all--

I missed-- I missed your conversation.

Yeah, that's kind of--

No, I'm for I'm real.

I said to him, I can't figure out if I like you or not.

And that's what started it all.

And then he was like, why, and then we got into it.

ANNOUNCER: Alone in the Red Room, William speaks his mind.

Eddie, he kind of secludes himself

and is willing to talk but not open up about too

many things at all right now.

And keeps to himself, for the most part,

separate from the group.

Josh is cool.

And like I said the other day, I probably

rode with Josh for a while.

Doesn't complain about too many things, if any.

However, sometimes that type of personality--

[clears throat] excuse me-- can be boring.

Curtis.

CC.

Carbon copy.

Curtis the counselor.

The counselor is a--

he's boring to me.

I don't think he'll last very long.

He may last very long, because he's non-threatening

to the other housemates.

But he's kind of boring to me.

Chicken George, he just seems like he's here to have

a good time, a fun time.

I can do without him.

I wouldn't-- I wouldn't miss him.

I wouldn't miss him at all.

Cassandra.

Cassandra, she's a bit, still, reserved.

She's not trying to hit none of my--

my Mega [muted].

And she doesn't seem like she is for any nonsense or any--

or too much playing.

And she's boring me.

Hm, who else do we have?

Brittany.

I like Brittany's spunk.

I like that she is willing--

from what I can see-- to be what I would assume to be herself.

I like that she's a--

a bit-- a bit witty and, you know,

willing to say some things on the edge, like myself.

She irritates me because she can be

a bit long-winded like myself.

And you know, me being long-winded, how-- how am I

going to get some air time or an opportunity

to speak when she's always speaking?

So that's funny.

Because I mean-- I get--

I get irritated by the fact that she expounds so much on things.

And I'm like, you know, I have to expound.

Karen is still k*lling me.

She's definitely the first one I'm--

I'm ruling out.

And I just think she's got a little mental problem.

I don't know how she passed the psych test.

ANNOUNCER: There's nowhere to hide in the Big Brother house.

Now, this thing slides over, hey?

Yeah.

- [laughs] - It does.

I'll do it for you.

I'll do it for you.

OK.

So I should get in here and then turn it on?

You're-- you're cool.

Did you take one with a swimsuit?

I did.

And it works just fine.

Took two with a swimsuit, actually.

[shower running]

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ANNOUNCER: Eddie helps George get physical.

Oh, George.

You can definitely feel it in the belly.

Good.

Good.

You'll be doing the cover of "GQ" naked in no time, George.

[laughs] I think I might have a ways to go for that.

I'm looking for the best specimen out there.

You know what I mean?

I am attracted to men who are nice.

And-- and-- or funny.

And have a good sense of humor.

And I-- I-- I could--

I could easily, I know, be attracted to somebody who--

somebody I thought was just totally but ugly.

I've only dated one guy that fits, like, my idea of what,

like, an attractive man-- like, when I think what I would think

is an attractive man, like, everybody I've dated has never

said that except one person.

Isn't that weird?

It is.

Whenever I see someone that I think might be,

I'm like, oh, that person's kind of attractive.

Like, I talk to them, and they're a moron.

And it's like, I can't handle it.

So.

I've dated men that I've been like wow

physically, and like, wow mentally,

but it's never been the same person.

I can't even think of anybody that I

know that I would say wow.

I wonder why.

Yeah.

ANNOUNCER: The houseguests decide

it's time for some action. - I'm with you.

I'm with you. - OK.

We're going to split into two--

two groups.

So three people need to be behind me,

and then three people need to be behind Mega.

Mega.

Mega man.

You want them--

you want them to do it on the-- on the cement,

or you want to do it on the grass?

Well, on the grass.

We're just going to do warm-ups. - OK.

I'll follow you.

So we're going to do just, like,

a few back and forth things.

Like, jog down, jog back.

We're jogging forward or in place?

In-- just forward. There and back.

- Basic, regular jog? - Yeah.

All right.

Remember to take your time on these.

It's not a-- it's not a race.

OK.

Out, down, up, one.

Down.

Up two.

Down.

Up three.

Down.

Up four.

Down.

[inaudible]

Let's go, you maggots!

[laughs] Parasites.

That's it.

That's a good one.

[laughs]

Here you go.

Work it.

Work it.

[inaudible].

That's, like, awesome!

Work it big!

Woo!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

The Big Brother inaugural aerobics class.

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You can get to the "Big Brother" website by logging

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ANNOUNCER: Their day challenge is to make plaster

face masks on each other.

Mix.

And stop.

[laughs]

[interposing voices]

Straws.

Cut near the bendy part.

[inaudible].

See example.

Yeah, really.

I knew I [inaudible].

So if I were you guys, I would try

to make your oval not too big.

Like, that you cut out.

Don't make your oval too big, because any left over space,

you have to fill it in with newspaper and stuff.

OK.

I'm going to do it small and then work my way into it.

I know. That's how I feel too.

Yeah, that seems to be the right consistency.

Consistency. That's a better consistency.

There you go.

That's what we were looking for.

Just pour faster than that.

We want to get a--

Let me see.

How you look--

They give us the most claustrophobic thing and said,

hey.

- Do you see any gaps? - No, no.

She's good. - OK.

And tape.

Can I have tape, please?

This stuff's pretty cool.

I'm holding you right back down.

Eddie's hard, everybody.

[laughter]

Let's slide this puppy off.

Do it real slow, so it doesn't crack.

We have so much cleaning to do in this place.

Is it coming? Ooh yeah.

Yeah, it's coming.

Eddie's taking the hard one on.

OK.

Here.

Move your hand.

I got it.

Take you some--

take his hat off with it.

Yeah.

So you don't mess it up.

Oop, it's stuck to his head.

Eddie's taking the plastic off with the hard [muted]..

What's stuck?

It's all stuck in his hair.

Oh.

That's cool.

OK, [inaudible].

That's what you get for being a Guinea pig.

All right.

Well, let's start cleaning up some of this stuff.

This is driving me up the freaking wall.

There is stuff everywhere.

Watch your step.

There's going to be a step.

There's going to be a step. OK.

No, wait. Hold on.

Hold on.

Just lying there helplessly.

[laughs] Mm.

If I put a grape in your ear, do you think that will

stop all of my nonsense?

Mm-mm.

[laughs]

One grape in the ear.

[laughs]

You know that out of all the people in the house,

I think you're probably the last person I'd vote out.

You know why?

Mm-mm.

Because you're so gorgeous.

I need something beautiful to look at.

Someone beautiful to look at.

And innocent, like I know you are, so I can survive.

Otherwise, I would go crazy.

I don't think I put enough stuff on top of your head.

We said that-- we told everyone to put more things on top.

This still feels thin.

Jamie's [inaudible].

All right, Jamie, I'm out.

You doing all right, Jaime?

Mhm.

- It's not too hot out here? - Mm-mm.

Let me see.

They said your for-- eh, your forehead's sticking up,

I think.

Yeah, yours is going to turn out good.

[interposing voices]

My father?

No, no, no.

He was a General servant.

Not servant, but under the General.

If the General died, my old man would be in his place.

- Oh. - Hm.

We're making something.

Like, if you had some--

That looks really good.

--some gold or something.

Or--

Yep, that's a patriotic family you've got there.

Put makeup on the bottom.

Paint goes on his face.

Yeah, well, it won't stick. [interposing voices]

I like that.

[laughter]

Got to admit, this tuna does smell.

Let me see it again.

It's not done yet, but.

That's all real makeup?

Except the lips.

I swear, everybody's personality is so--

ANNOUNCER: Tune in on Monday, when "Big Brother" continues.

[music playing]

[SINGING] Live.

Because we're living today.

Feel the thrill of life.

And don't be afraid.

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