01x30 - Episode 30

[bunniefuu]

I just started thinking about what I would want to do right

after I got out of here, when I have something just for me,

you know?

I know what it is, but it's not a possibility.

What is it?

I want to have a kiss.

[laughter]

[rock music]

IAN [VOICEOVER]: Karen has one cigarette left.

That's all right, my dear.

Huh?

Smoked my last cigarette.

That's the last one, Karen?

- You betcha. - OK.

I'm waking up tomorrow morning a new person.

OK.

Isn't that cool?

Yep.

It a way, I'm excited.

There's a part of me that says, you know,

this is what it was all about.

Mhm.

Should I have a ceremonial thing with it, you think?

- Yeah, we should-- - The last cigarette?

Yep.

Yeah, we should definitely like--

Sing songs and stuff?

[laughs]

No.

Leave me the hell alone so I can smoke every drag.

Enjoy it.

[laughter]

[rock music]

I should enjoy every drag, right?

Mm.

[laughs]

[rock music]

Feel like I'm making love to my last cigarette.

[laughter]

I just smoked my last cigarette.

- Good now. - You're a non-smoker?

You know what's funny about that thing?

A non-smoker.

Agnes is gonna help me.

Hey, what, you going to smoke Agnes?

[laughs]

No.

I'm going to carry her around every time I want a cigarette.

[music playing]

IAN [VOICEOVER]: Jamie and Brittany talk about Josh.

It's weird, when he said he was a model, I was thinking,

there's no way you're attractive enough to be a model.

That's so weird you were a model, you know?

Mhm.

And now I'm like, oh I could totally see him being a model.

[laughs]

Isn't that funny?

Like, I can totally see it now, where I

totally couldn't see it before.

I can see it.

He has like, good facial features and great lips,

and the smile.

Yeah.

And height and body type is all right.

Yeah.

But I totally didn't at first.

I used to think Eddie was really attractive.

And I always liked Eddie.

Mhm.

I mean, I still think he's attractive,

but he's like, not attractive.

You know what I mean?

Mm.

I thought Curtis was just a total cutie.

Like, I want to squeeze Curtis.

I think Cassandra's pretty too.

She's got like, an elegance about her.

Mhm.

Everybody's like-- everybody's more attractive to me

now than when we first started.

Yeah.

Like, I think you're--

I think you're so pretty.

I mean, not that I thought you were non-pretty before,

but I think you're way prettier now than I

did when I first met you.

Really?

Mhm.

Why is that?

Probably just 'cause I know you more.

And I think you're like, a good person.

And just--

Mhm, yeah, that changes how you look at somebody, huh?

Totally.

And it's funny, like, with the well, like, I don't--

it's funny. 'Cause I think it's so hard now.

It seems like it's so long ago.

But I think maybe I did think he was kind of attractive.

Yeah, he was really cute.

Sure.

He was-- I--

I don't remember him being attractive at all.

I remember him being gross and like, tiny little gross

black hairs all over his chest.

Like, I don't picture him having a good belly.

I picture him kind of like skinny, with icky black hairs.

And I don't picture him a good dresser.

I picture him like, dorky with a fishing cap.

Mm.

Like, it's funny. 'Cause I think I remember thinking he

was dressed nice, like, a couple times at first

and was kind of attractive.

But now when I picture him, it's just icky.

Mm.

Like, I just picture, ugh.

He's so not attractive, and is such a bad dresser.

That's like, totally what I picture.

Because of your experience with him, yeah.

Yeah. How funny.

Probably like Jordan.

How I-- I changed a lot, how I thought.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Jordan's not as pretty at all as I

thought she was I really didn't think she was ever pretty.

But I thought she was like, interesting.

It's totally funny, how things change.

[funk music]

I just started thinking about what I would want to do right

after I got out of here, when I have something just for me,

you know?

I know what it is.

But it's not a possibility.

What is it?

I want to have a kiss.

[laughter]

- Aw. - Sorry.

- A good kiss. - A deep kiss.

- Me too. - You do too?

Me three.

I just think that would be so awesome.

People.

[laughter]

I want a passionate kiss. .

I don't know why I thought that.

I'm sure you have some odd stalker that'll be willing.

I don't care.

Now that you've announced it, there's plenty of offers.

[laughter]

God.

Do people have just friends that they kiss?

- Guy friends that I would kiss? - Yeah.

I would kiss them on the cheek.

Or women, I don't know. Huh?

I would kiss them on the cheek.

Kiss them, yeah on the cheek.

I wouldn't French kiss them.

I would kiss them probably on the lips if it is just a--

[pecks] You know?

Yeah, I'll kiss you on the lips, but not like--

But I wouldn't French kiss my friend guys.

Well, who do you want to kiss you?

Anybody that wants to.

[laughs]

Oh my god.

What if your husband wanted to?

He doesn't like to kiss.

So it wouldn't even be fun.

I wanted to kiss somebody that wants to kiss me back.

He doesn't like to kiss?

- He hates to kiss. - years and you get kiss--

Yeah, but--

He doesn't like to-- doesn't like to touch--

be touched.

He doesn't like his face touched.

It's just a real--

How did you get pregnant?

We did it without kissing, probably.

- Whoa. - I'm sure.

Karen.

- Sharing. - What?

Is that rude? - No.

No, no-- no.

I'm-- I'm-- I'm-- no, I'm not--

I wasn't insinuating that was rude.

He's not an intimate type of person.

He never has been.

I'm just sorry.

Which is awful, because I am totally the other way around.

- You don't get kisses? - I'm just sorry.

I was saying, my god, I'm sorry.

Don't make me cry. No.

I'm sorry.

He-- [pecks] he does these kind of things.

And they're not real exciting.

So you never just like, sit on the couch and make out?

[laughter]

Oh no, never.

You don't?

Uh-uh.

Oh my god, you poor thing.

[laughs]

That must've been hard.

Because you like, had to suppress

a whole side of yourself.

I did.

I have.

That's what's scary too.

Because whenever I talk to him and I tell him how I feel,

you know, and what-- what I really

need out of a relationship, he gets real mad at me.

He goes, I'm so sick of hearing about this.

But I just feel needy.

I want to be acknowledged as a wife that he would--

thinks is special.

I want to think that he finds me sexually attractive.

Mhm.

I want to know that he finds me

even a little bit attractive.

So what do you think's going to happen when you get out?

Are you going to file for divorce?

Or what are you going to do?

Oh yeah, that's what I told him.

As soon as I'm--

I'm finished.

Are you going to date then, or do you think

you're just going to be single?

I do want to date.

Of course I do.

I would-- I think it would be--

I think just for the kissing alone.

Aw.

I'll be a kiss for myself.

Aw, yea.

[laughter]

[rock music]

[rock music]

Hey, I was going to say this to you

last night when we were talking.

And then we were told to go to be.

So I thought I would just see.

No, I mean, I don't know if you'd want me to or not,

because I don't have to talk to you.

But I was thinking, when I come visit and visit your girls,

if you want me to talk to them about like, you know,

[WHISPERS] like, the importance of waiting and like,

stuff that I've gone through--

Yes, yeah.

And-- and how like, there's tough times.

But how if you stick it-- you know what I mean?

That is true.

Because you know me and Teresa.

She really tries.

You know, but there is-- it helps so--

- There's like, an age gap. - Yeah.

And since I'm younger--

Right.

And since I-- since I feel I've made the right choice.

And-- - Right.

No, that would be very, very much--

very much appreciated. - Yeah, OK.

I'll do that.

That's because-- because see, especially my oldest daughter,

Jess--

How old is she?

Jess will be in three or four

more weeks Something like that.

Yeah.

And that's a-- that's a--

you know, that's an age where--

Right, you know, I--

That's nice, thank you.

You know, I understand.

And see, they would-- she would relate to like, your hair.

Or-- - Yeah.

But remember what I said?

That's a cool thing. - Yeah.

Yeah.

You know?

But no, that would be much appreciated.

I will.

Because I think it's hard, 'cause

I don't think a lot of girls have someone to talk to.

And it's like, you don't want to talk to your parents about it.

And then it's like, all your friends are just as clueless.

Right.

That would be really--

but to hear it coming from somebody, that you know,

younger and everything else like that,

that would be really neat.

Yeah, yeah.

Like, I don't think we realize it now.

But the effect you have on many younger girls

could be enormous. - That's great.

Appreciate that.

And that's what I'll definitely do.

- OK. - Take you up on it.

I will.

I'd be happy to. - You're a good kid.

I'd be happy.

[slow music]

[imitates farts]

That's totally Eddie.

[imitates farts]

Everybody's got a little something neat but me.

Let's see, 'cause Jamie's got Hollywood and Curtis.

And Karen's just spastic.

[squishes]

You suck.

[laughter]

Nar.

Arr.

No, nar.

Nar.

There you go.

Much better. Nar.

Nar.

[laughter]

Don't be stupid.

Try that one.

[ACCENT] Don't be stupid.

No.

[ACCENT] Don't be stupid.

[ACCENT] Don't be stupid.

[laughter]

You don't want to sound like a robot.

You want to be like, [ACCENT] don't be stupid.

[ACCENT] Don't be stupid.

[ACCENT] Don't be stupid.

[ACCENT] Don't be stupid.

Now you're [muted] me up on my own style.

[laughter]

You're doing it so bad, you're messing me up.

Nar.

Nar.

[laughter]

- Nar. - Nar.

Nar.

[ACCENT] Don't be stupid.

[ACCENT] Don't be stupid.

Har.

Har.

[ACCENT] Stupid.

[ACCENT] Stupid.

Don't be stupid.

Nar.

Nar.

[laughter]

Yeah, that just-- that just sucked.

[laughter]

Want to wrestle?

Oh, I'd love to.

OK.

Here we are at the "Big Brother" WWF!

Harm's way, watch out.

Harm's way, right now.

In this corner, Mad Dog Karen!

[laughter]

Britt the Snake!

Woo!

[laughter]

No biting.

No scratching.

No pulling on nothing.

Do you guys understand?

- That's no fun. - Yes.

OK?

[laughter]

Ding!

Wrestle!

[laughter]

Oh!

Oh, what action we have! Oh!

Oh!

Karen is goin-- oh! she's goin-- is that the claw?

Is that the claw?

Oh!

The red-haired snake woman is in trouble now!

Have you ever seen such action?

Oh!

She is close to a takedown!

Could it be?

Could it be?

Could it be?

We got somebody losing their pants.

Oh!

Mad Dog Karen!

Oh!

It's the crotch grab!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

What exciting-- - Instigator.

Crazy women.

Oh!

The snake woman, the red-haired snake woman has a leg grab!

Karen is up on top!

The red-haired snake woman is close to a !

Oh!

[laughter] Could it be?

Oh!

She's out of there!

Ding!

[laughter]

You are so crazy.

Congratulations, Mad Dog Karen.

[grunts]

[laughter]

[slow music]

IAN [VOICEOVER]: Brittany talks about her ex-boyfriend.

And so it was funny.

By the time my parents liked him, we were breaking up.

Wow.

So he was , and he still had no problem with you

not ever having--

I mean, not wanting to be intimate or any of that stuff.

He said that that was weird, and he wanted to--

not weird, but he was like, that's very interesting.

And we talked about it.

And it was probably at about six months, we were fooling around.

And well, there wasn't any alcohol or anything involved.

But it was just real emotional, real--

whatever.

We were just in my duplex.

And I had told him that I wanted to be

somewhere special, somewhere.

You know, just because it would be my first time.

And like, I don't have any like, plan.

But I just don't want to like, do it in a car.

You know what I mean?

And he stopped.

And he's like, I--

he's like, I can't do this.

And I'm like, what?

He's like, I can't be the one that ruins your first time.

He's like, you've waited for your first time forever.

And he's like-- he's like, I know it's going to be with me.

And he's like, I can't.

He's like, I'll never be able to take this moment back.

If I-- he's like, if I [muted] it up now-- he's like--

he's like, I'm not going to be the one.

He's like, I'm not going to be the one that ruined it.

And he just got up.

It was weird.

And I'm so glad he did.

Because it would've-- It--

like, it just, it wasn't supposed to be then.

You know what I mean?

And then after that, I got really scared.

Because like, I almost did.

You know?

And then we were just like, fighting on

and off until we broke up then.

Mhm.

And he thought that I was sabotaging the relationship,

like, subconsciously.

Because I was afraid.

Because I got so close.

And then his issue was that he completely loved me and he knew

he loved me and he knew he wanted to be with me forever

and would marry me in an instant.

And I, after a year, was still like--

[winces]

He's like, you talk about waiting for "the one."

And he's like, it's been a year.

And you still don't want to.

He's like, what does that say?

Mhm.

He's like, that hurts me a lot.

And so the last few months that we were together,

we just kissed.

That's all we did.

[slow music]

[slow rock music]

IAN [VOICEOVER]: Karen has no idea Jamie nominated her.

That's the-- I guess the thing that makes--

just blows me away more than anything is that--

that somebody would vote for me.

You know?

And George not get any votes at all, you know?

And I get three cotes?

I'm not ever going to try to figure it out.

Especially with the girl--

Well, I know.

I know who voted for me.

How do you know that?

How do you know?

Because I don't think you--

either one of you voted for me. - Yeah.

I know you didn't.

I know George and Eddie didn't.

So who's left?

I know I didn't.

So now we're down to three people.

Huh, I got three votes.

Did Eddie tell you who he did? Because I have no idea.

No, he didn't.

But I don't think Eddie would vote for me.

He never would before anyway.

I mean, he's said it over and over again.

I think it was Curtis.

Definitely Curtis, Cassandra, and Josh.

I thought for sure, actually, that Cassandra

and Josh were the two.

Like, I-- I knew with that.

I'm shocked you got three votes.

Shocked.

Well, Cassandra, Josh, and Curtis.

I think Curtis was real nervous

when he came over to the table.

When I said, I-- now I know who voted for me.

And when he was real nervous, he was kind of shaky, when he was

talking about his allergies.

He knows darn well I know it.

And I know-- I was sure Cassandra would

for multiple reasons, because you and I,

you know, hitting it off so well.

See, I don't think that--

It-- to-- to her, it would be beneficial

for her to vote me out.

See?

And she's been really buddying up with George a lot lately.

It's a game.

This thing sucks.

[WHISPERS] I just-- for some reason, I

can't see Josh voting for you.

Oh you can't?

Because he's made comments to me before

about how much he likes you.

Yeah, but did you not see Cassandra working on him?

She's been working on him all week.

She's been going up to him when he's been by himself.

She's been working it.

She knows what she's doing.

I'm with-- I'm in a group of people that I voted

for them and they voted for me.

[laughs]

Isn't it wild?

It's the same thing. - Yeah.

We all voted against each other.

We're all three up.

Hmm.

Well, you'll definitely have to get somebody

else in the love bed with you.

No.

No one can replace you, and you're not even leaving.

You're not leaving at all.

I wouldn't even think about it.

[dramatic music]

IAN [VOICEOVER]: Even though Curtis didn't nominate her,

Karen still suspects that he did.

On principle, I just cannot tell whether

I did or didn't nominate you.

I know you did.

But I know you think you know who the three people are.

I know.

And I don't think you should be so quick to judge.

But even if it was me, or if it-- if it wasn't me,

don't worry about it.

Yeah.

And our relationship shouldn't change.

It kind of surprises me, I guess.

I don't know why I'm so surprised.

I just wouldn't be so sure.

I wouldn't be so sure you know who didn't and who did.

And I think-- I mean, that's why like,

what got me through last week is just not caring.

And I think at the end, I did know who did or didn't.

And it didn't-- and it wasn't a personal thing.

And I looked at it that way.

Obviously I'm not going to go kiss people's a*s around here,

you know, trying to-- trying to get them

on my side for the next round.

Right, right.

I mean, I don't know whether Josh or Cassandra

did or didn't either. - Right.

I-- I do. [laughs]

They've told you? I don't know.

No, but I just know.

Uh-huh.

I know for sure.

Uh-huh.

I mean, I wouldn't--

I guess I wouldn't be so sure, because I don't know.

Yeah.

I mean--

Yeah.

I mean, for the same reason, I guess, you still think it's me.

I don't know.

I mean, I wouldn't be so sure.

But in the end, it still feels-- no matter

how much you rationalize or not, it feels personal.

But I know you're kind of hurting right now.

Yeah.

And so I mean, better that I'm, you know, more brief.

[laughs] Than anything.

Just I hope it's going to be a good week, and probably longer.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'll do my little packing.

[laughs]

I still want to be close and hang out and-- and all of that.

And you know, especially because I mean, I felt so close to you.

I mean, it was a nice turning point.

Hey.

Hey.

What going on?

Just chatting.

Sorry.

No, that's all right.

[laughs]

[funk music]

That rocks.

Oh, it's a beauty.

Mm, yummy-fied.

Mm.

[purrs]

Oh yeah.

Hey.

IAN [VOICEOVER]: The houseguests have their most consuming

week-long challenge yet.

In just minutes, they must eat homemade pies

without using their hands.

Will they be able to complete the challenge?

"Big Brother" won't be on tomorrow night, but tune

in Saturday and find out.

[rock music]

[rock music]

Being in here and knowing that there's people that you care

about, you know, it doesn't--

it doesn't replace this unconditional love

that you have with your own family members.

And there's a part of me that longs for that--

that feeling, you know?

And I don't--

I don't know.

I just-- especially after today, you know,

after this happening, I realized how needy I was for--

for it that kind of affection.

You know?

Just where you just kind of fall into somebody's arms

and you can-- you can be this upset person.

You know?

You can be this angry person.

You can be all of the different feelings

that you're feeling because that's OK.

[slow music]

IAN [VOICEOVER]: The nominations are in.

And Josh, Cassandra, and Karen have

been marked for banishment.

Now you get to decide who will stay

and who must leave the house on Wednesday night.

Call --- to cast your vote for banishment.

It's $. a call.

In Canada, the number appears at the bottom of your screen.

[dramatic music]

Aroo!

[dog barking]

[growling]

Oh no!

Eddie!

[barking]

Eddie, leave the dog alone.

She's standing her ground against you.

Poor baby.

[smacks lips]

[barks]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, your bark is bigger than your bite, baby.

[barking]

Don't write checks your a*s can't cash, dog.

Oh no.

[rock music]

[SINGING] Live, 'cause we're living today.

Feel the thrill of life, and don't be afraid.

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[SINGING] Ooh-ooh.

[rock music]