01x41 - Episode 41

[bunniefuu]

[laughter]

[screaming]

No.

Don't!

[splash]

Karen, look at Brit and I!

Oof!

[theme music]

NARRATOR: Coming up, a whole new "Big Brother."

But first, highlights from the past week.

Oh, my god!

What is it?

In the yard, go find the markings for a sumo

wrestling competition.

As the two wrestlers face off in the ring,

they must throw a handful of rice, bow to each other,

and then stomp three times.

A round is won when one wrestler knocks the other wrestler out

of the ring.

The winner of this challenge will

receive a very special reward.

[laughter]

Ha ha!

[whistle blowing]

Meet George Jetson.

Hilarious.

I am a sumo wrestler.

You're like a big fluffy man.

[laughter]

[thud]

Ha, ha, ha.

Help me!

[gong sounding]

[rice rattling]

[inaudible]

Uh.

[inaudible]

Oh.

Oh.

Donk, donk.

Oh!

The right foot, the left-- stand around so--

[screaming]

Go! [laughter]

Roll her.

Come on, Hollywood!

Hollywood, take him.

Ah!

[laughter]

Winner!

[interposing voices]

- Aw. - She died.

Aw.

[inaudible]

Round !

Go, boys, go!

Ooh.

He's not done yet.

[inaudible]

Whoa!

Whoa!

Eddie!

Here we go!

Come on, Cassandra!

[inaudible]

Fight, fight, fight!

She's out.

She's out.

OK, this is the championship.

The championship bout.

Rice-- here it is.

Rice, here it is.

Championship round.

[gong sounds]

[music playing]

Come on, boys!

--this championship.

Go, go, go!

Eddie, it's for a Guiness.

Oh, good span.

Nice moves!

Hey, don't let your right foot exit, Eddie.

Your only foot.

Don't get your right foot out.

Careful!

He's out! [inaudible]

He's out!

Eddie's the champion!

Eddie's the sumo champion!

[applause]

[cheering]

[music playing]

NARRATOR: On Monday, the HouseGuests

were given a challenge to see how well they knew each other.

-- whose ideal partner would be Christian,

but wild and crazy?

I say Curtis.

Yeah.

Yeah.

[applause]

-- who describes themselves as loud,

spontaneous, and honest?

I'll go with Britters.

Maybe. I don't know.

Ah.

I'm out.

Number one-- who said I'd do a guy before I kiss him?

[snort]

[laughter]

You ain't gotta worry about me on that one.

[laughter]

I didn't say that.

Um, I know Brit or Cassandra wouldn't say that.

My guess would have been Jordan, but she's not here.

[interposing voices]

Or Karen?

I didn't say it.

[laughter]

I am not sleeping in the room with you!

Whoa!

Oh, Sloshie!

[interposing voices]

I knew you were looking at me strange.

[laughter]

Oh.

Slosh.

Oh.

[inaudible]

Curtis!

Who's number one?

Hollywood? You went?

So who's left?

Just you two? - Oh, no.

I've been out.

Oh, you're out.

- I'm out. - So you won?

Hollywood just won.

- Hollywood, you won. - Woo hoo!

All right, good job.

[applause]

Hear, hear!

[music playing]

Don't come near the old man.

[laughter]

Don't worry about it.

You know, Curtis, I was wondering why he was

smiling so much dancing today.

[inaudible].

I think he enjoyed it too much.

You got nailed on that one, dude.

I mean nailed.

I wonder where it came from.

Because I know I said it, but I don't remember

ever saying it in here.

I don't know why I would ever bring that up.

[laughter]

Maybe you would have said it to Jordan or something,

you think?

I could see her asking about that type of stuff.

Maybe.

Well, I guess we're going to sit inside then.

[laughing]

[inaudible]

Oh, yeah.

Dude, how bad would it be to, like, knowingly kiss a guy,

right?

But not knowingly doing a guy, though?

Yeah.

I don't know.

I think you're going to know.

[inaudible]

I think you would totally know.

Yeah, I'm thinking [inaudible]..

It's like that whole--

Like what?

If you have a condom on or something,

it's, like, you're not actually touching them?

[water running]

I remember we were talking one night about would you

ever do anything with a guy?

And I'm trying to think if that--

I think that would stick in my mind

if you would have said that.

Probably.

But that was within the first day or two we were here.

Having said that, I kind of think that's normal.

I don't think it's weird, either.

Yeah, I have a couple of friends that would say that.

I can totally see Guy saying that.

I don't know I wasn't thinking that.

Who would say that?

Yeah.

How about would you rather do them, or just have to,

like, not French kiss, just go [smooch] kiss a guy?

Oh, just a little smack, yeah.

I'd rather-- you'd rather, seriously, have

sex with a guy than kiss him?

I remember the exact conversation we were having.

We weren't talking about doing them, doing them.

We were talking about oral sex.

You'd rather give oral sex than kiss them?

What?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

- God! - No, no.

[laughter] [interposing voices]

Other way around!

Other way around!

You would say that?

Rather be on the receiving end of that stick than--

yeah, than kiss a guy.

You'd just better go dance, Slosh.

You know, good actors have roles

when they play h*m*. - Yeah, you kiss and whatever.

Yeah.

[inaudible]

So what conversation was it that you added yourself?

[laughter]

Just kidding, [inaudible].

They'll have a picture of you all dressed up.

That when day where we put makeup on you and clips

in your hair and the lipstick.

And then running around in her pumps.

[laughter]

[inaudible]

[inaudible]

You're doomed, Slosh.

Don't you hate when little stuff like that bugs you?

That happens here?

It's not even bugging me. It's just, like--

Yeah, it is. I see your face.

It's totally bugging you.

[laughter]

minutes later, still on the topic.

[inaudible]

It's bugging you.

That's probably why they would say that.

Because it's obvious you're not.

It's obvious you're a ladies' man, probably.

At least, that's what the jokes have been about so far.

[laughter]

Was that funny, too?

[laughter]

Must have been.

[laughter]

No, we're laughing at something else.

You're sure?

No.

[inaudible]

Excuse me.

[inaudible]

Oh.

I never smelled that before.

Yeah, I want to smell that, too.

[music playing]

NARRATOR: Coming up, a whole new "Big Brother."

But first, Brittany and her green hair

don't do anything for the American public.

The American public loves me.

Find that hard to believe.

I'm sure of it.

And then you woke up.

Aw.

Aw.

[theme music]

Your challenge for the week will

be a nonstop dance marathon.

You must create a schedule whereby two of you

will be dancing with some part of your bodies

touching hours a day, starting

at three PM today, through this coming Friday at noon.

Aw.

When the call for all dance is heard,

all HouseGuests must stop whatever they're doing,

report to the yard, and commence dancing through the duration

of the song.

[laughter]

NARRATOR: HouseGuests, you have seconds for an all dance.

Woo!

Yeah, Brit.

All right.

We're all looking bad.

[laughter]

Ew.

[celtic music playing]

Oh.

I feel like I should get--

Ooh, "Riverdance."

[stomping]

[laughter]

It's getting worse.

[clapping]

Poor dog.

[laughter]

[inaudible]

[laughter]

Woo!

[interposing voices]

That's so funny!

Woo!

[whistling]

Everybody done.

OK.

Back to bed, people.

[music playing]

Hey, Jamie, wake up, pow.

Have you ever had anybody suck your toes?

No.

Me, either.

Never had that one happen.

Uh huh.

I don't think I would let anyone suck my toes--

no amount of foot scrubbing is good enough.

[laughter]

Your feet-- the sweatiest, darkest nastiest place--

Actually, your feet are way cleaner than your hands.

Your hands are like the dirtiest.

Your hands and your hair are the two dirtiest things.

- That's true. - Your mouth is dirtier--

Yeah, but your hands don't stink like your feet do.

[laughter] - Anybody?

[inaudible]

I'm good.

They're hot.

Brittany just asked me if I've ever had my toes sucked.

If you what?

Have you?

Have you ever had my toes sucked by anyone.

I'm not--

[laughter]

I just think, like, the whole concept is really gross.

I have a friend that thinks it's,

like, the most erotic thing in the whole entire world.

And she's, like, you haven't lived until you've

had somebody suck your toes.

She's, like, I can't believe I waited till I

was to have my toes sucked.

[laughter]

I've been missing out on so many years!

Like, she loves it!

I'll wait till I'm .

Yeah.

Sucking my toes. [laughter]

Look at her!

She's got memory recall!

[laughter]

Woo hoo.

OK, I'll try it.

Look at Cassandra!

Oh, yeah.

[interposing voices]

I was sitting down here to have a nice little natural

meal and keep y'all company.

That's enough to convince me.

Oh.

So many things I get to learn.

How about your ears sucked?

You ever get that one done? - Uh huh.

Yeah.

That's classic.

Yeah, that's like my favorite. the ear and neck.

I'm, like, oh!

I have a classic move, but I won't show you.

[laughter]

Good?

It's not even dirty, though.

It's really soft and gentle.

But it's, like--

It's a pretty good idea you don't--

-- so special.

--probably shouldn't talk to me.

It's, like, my thing.

Like, you know how everybody has to have their thing?

- Yeah. - That's my thing.

I'll tell you my thing, but I don't

want every guy in the world out there doing it.

[laughter]

NARRATOR: The nominations have been delayed,

and the HouseGuests wonder why.

[SINGING] We got 'd.

Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom.

We got 'd.

Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom.

We got thrown out on our asses.

Do you ever listen to yourself?

Doom, doom, doom, doom.

'Cause we're not entertaining.

Do, do, do, do.

Do, do, do, do.

Duh, dum, dum, dum.

Na, na, na, na, na.

Brittany and her green hair don't do anything

for the American public.

Duh, duh, duh, duh.

The American public loves me.

[SPEAKING] I find that hard to believe.

I'm sure of it.

And then you woke up, oh.

Who knows what's going on?

Pull your pants up.

Shut [muted]. - [inaudible] hanging out.

Shut up.

Who wants to see that?

I don't want to see that.

Like I want to show it to you?

Hey, don't look at it, stupid.

Don't call me stupid, stupid.

Stupid.

You're stupid.

You're stupid.

George, look what I put up with.

[mimicking] George, look what I put up with, George.

Oh!

[music playing]

NARRATOR: Coming up, Jamie has a monumental choice

to make on live television-- between her career

and her mother.

I'll go with--

[inaudible]

[inaudible]

OK, I'll go-- oh, my god.

OK.

NARRATOR: On Monday, Jamie tried to give Brittany a clue

about who she was nominating.

That word [inaudible]--

Mhm.

--and that word right there?

Mhm.

You don't remember any of that?

OK.

You can't repeat it?

It's already on tape.

Yeah.

I'll tell you tonight.

[camera whirring, screeching]

BIG BROTHER INTERVIEWER: You were pointing to a magazine

when you were telling Brittany about something.

Yeah.

BIG BROTHER INTERVIEWER: I was wondering

if you could tell me what words you were pointing to.

This is weird.

This is all of a sudden.

I don't know what to do.

Well, I'd like you to tell me what

words you were pointing to.

And do I have to, or is it just that you'd like to know?

I mean, it's not even a big deal at all.

But I'd like to know why, I guess.

BIG BROTHER INTERVIEWER: Well, if it's not a big deal,

I'd like you to tell me.

Well, it's something tiny, anyway.

It doesn't really matter.

But, I can still tell you, if it's required.

So if I don't tell you, then what?

I mean, it's breaking a rule of the house is that pretty much?

BIG BROTHER INTERVIEWER: Yes.

I opened the book, and I pointed to the first word was

two and the second word was men that I

was considering voting for--

for this next round.

So they know.

NARRATOR: On Wednesday, Jamie made her nominations.

I nominate Eddie, and I nominate George.

I have a dice that I've rolled before.

They're just two names that came up.

BIG BROTHER INTERVIEWER: And the dice said two men?

No, the dice said two numbers.

BIG BROTHER INTERVIEWER: You have

to help me understand why it's important for you

to not discuss the nominations.

But it wasn't an issue for you the other day

to tell Brittany that you were voting for two men.

OK.

How do I want to say this?

Let me think for a second how I want to tell you.

[camera whirring, screeching]

Yeah, I'd already known who I was voting for at that point.

And she has no idea who I'm voting for right now at all.

[door closes]

Wow.

NARRATOR: On Thursday, Jamie's reward

for winning a daily challenge was

to choose between seeing her mom or a Hollywood casting agent.

Julie!

You're going to k*ll me.

Wow oh, my gosh.

My first instinct is to pick my mom,

But I know that I going to see her for sure.

JULIE CHEN: Time's up.

I'll go with-- what should I do?

[inaudible] in the sand.

OK.

Oh, my god.

OK.

I love you, mommy, so much.

And I'll see you soon.

I will go with Anthony.

JULIE CHEN: You'll go with Anthony?

OK.

I don't even know what to say, Julie.

JULIE CHEN: Are you ready?

Yep.

JULIE CHEN: OK. Go.

OK.

Do it, Hollywood. Do it!

All right, Hollywood.

Do it, Hollywood, do it!

[inaudible], baby.

Do it, Hollywood!

- Jamie? - How are you?

- Hi, I'm Anthony Sepulveda. - [squeals] What?

Oh, I get a hug and everything.

Have a seat.

We got two minutes.

So do you see yourself doing more comedy or drama?

Mm, I think both.

You like both?

I think both, yeah.

Is there anybody you model yourself after?

Any actresses out there that you would want their career?

Oh, gosh.

Or a variation of?

Yeah.

I adore Meryl Streep a lot.

She's a good actress.

Yeah, very good.

Very good.

What's your advice?

My advice is come down here.

One, you know get into the acting classes and really,

really commit yourself to really learning to do it.

JULIE CHEN: Time's up, Jamie.

I'm sorry, Anthony.

You have to leave the red room now.

- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

See you.

Thank you.

[music playing]

I hope that doesn't look really bad.

[laughs] - No.

Actually, I was thinking about it.

And if you had picked your mom, it

might have gotten, like-- you know how they

say if you want to be an actress you have to give up everything?

And so that it might have looked like you

weren't willing to give up everything.

[inaudible] credentials.

Yeah.

I mean, it was better that you didn't choose your mom.

Very good move.

No, you had a chance.

You don't blow a chance like that.

Yeah.

You'll see your ma no matter what.

Yeah.

NARRATOR: George is up to something.

[music playing]

What's he doing?

[water running]

[inaudible]

[whispering] Door's open anyway.

I got blasted today.

Look at me.

I got three wounds to me.

I need you guys's help in order to stay in here.

I want to stay.

Look at how long I've been dancing, OK,

four days of dancing.

Look at my feet!

OK?

Is this a man that wants to stay in here or not?

Please let me stay!

With feet like this, look what I'm sacrificing, OK?

I'm wounded.

Look it.

I'm shot in three places.

But I want to stay.

I don't know whether or not I'm going

to make it to the next round or not,

even though there's six of us.

But I figure for this round, I'm going to use the a*mo that I've

got to fight this one.

[music playing]

[theme music]

NARRATOR: And now, an all new "Big Brother."

Some of the HouseGuests try and guess who nominated them.

I think it was Jamie, to tell you the truth.

You know, I don't know them well enough.

They don't know me well enough, whatever.

I don't know. You have to do it.

You have to nominate people.

It's got to be done.

So you just do it, man.

It's no big deal.

Probably Brittany did.

OK?

We don't really click sometimes.

Sometimes we do and sometimes we don't.

And she seems to communicate a lot better, you know,

like I say, with the younger people, and that's fine.

The other ones, you guys, I really don't have a clue.

But that's the only one--

that's the only one that I could probably say probably did.

But I can't say that for sure, either.

I think maybe Cassandra nominated me.

And I think maybe she did it for the same reasons I did.

I could see that.

I could see Josh nominating me.

I nominated him last time, and it is weird having both of us

here.

And I could very well see him nominating me.

Maybe not Josh, I don't know, maybe Cassandra and George.

Maybe Curtis-- I mean, I told Curtis

I had voted for him before.

And I don't know.

I don't know.

I'm glad I'm here.

I don't want to leave.

I don't want to be banished.

It's weird.

All of a sudden I feel--

I feel like this is my home now.

And I don't want to go.

And I don't want anyone else to leave.

I mean, I'm sad we're losing someone.

If it's not me, we're losing someone--

a valuable person-- next week.

Which sucks-- but I think it's a lot easier to be nominated

when there's six people.

I think I'd feel a lot worse if it was

just me and one other person.

[music playing]

NARRATOR: The HouseGuests are called to the dance

floor for a final hoedown.

[bluegrass music playing]

A barn?

Oh, my gosh.

We have to wear this?

Yep.

Yee ha!

[laughter]

NARRATOR: OK, HouseGuests.

There's another wrinkle to this little equation here.

And that is, not only do we have some music for you,

but we've also got a square dance caller for you.

So what I need you to do is form up three couples of six.

SQUARE DANCE CALLER: All right.

Yee ha!

SQUARE DANCE CALLER: Circle to the left.

I'm sorry.

SQUARE DANCE CALLER: [inaudible] to the right, [inaudible]..

Look for the corner.

Do an Alabama left with a [inaudible]..

Woo hoo!

Yee ha.

SQUARE DANCE CALLER: --to the corner.

Take an Alabama left.

[inaudible]

[inaudible], baby.

SQUARE DANCE CALLER: [inaudible] --lady home with you.

[inaudible] two by two.

Pick up your partner with an arm around.

Start promenading, go round the town.

Start promenading [inaudible] Girls, back track.

Go the other way around.

[inaudible] a partner to the right,

forearm, back to the corner.

Alabama left [inaudible].

[laughter]

Eddie!

Where have you been?

Are you supposed to be--

[laughter]

SQUARE DANCE CALLER: All those with green hair promenading.

Woo hoo!

[applause]

[music stops]

Good job.

Good job.

[bluegrass music playing]

Woo!

Woo!

SQUARE DANCE CALLER: Just like that, now

the oldest person promenading inside the ring.

Old man!

Woo!

SQUARE DANCE CALLER: Don't make that circle left.

[inaudible] never believe this, Cassandra.

No, he wouldn't.

Please don't air this.

[laughter]

SQUARE DANCE CALLER: Now the studliest person

promenade inside the ring.

[laughter]

[interposing voices]

Right here!

SQUARE DANCE CALLER: Whoever's going

to be the final HouseGuest promenade inside the ring.

[laughter]

SQUARE DANCE CALLER: Now the shyest person

promenade inside the ring.

Brittany!

OK, Brittany.

Brittany, yeah.

[clapping]

SQUARE DANCE CALLER: Face your corner, and bow to your corner.

And give yourselves a hand.

[applause] [cheering]

Hey!

[in unison] Thank you!

Woo!

NARRATOR: Congratulations, HouseGuests,

you have successfully completed your weekly challenge.

Yeah!

[applause]

Oh, you are the best partner!

Oh!

Oh, Brittany,

Oh, Jamie. [interposing voices]

My pleasure.

[interposing voices]

[laughter]

- [inaudible] - OK.

All right.

We're out of here. - Woo!

We've done it.

[applause] - Good times!

Yeah!

OK, guys.

Make sure you save all the potatoes for [inaudible]..

[laughter]

Brittany?

Will you marry me?

Get off your knee.

Will you marry me?

OK, yes.

Jamie, you've got to look at my engagement ring.

- Oh. - Oh, yeah?

- Yeah. - From who?

[water running]

Is that from Eddie?

He's taken my idea!

Hey, I gave you an engagement ring.

Are you engaged to two women?

Oh.

Oh, you dog!

Jerry Springer's alive.

[laughter]

Oh, that was an engagement ring.

Yes, it was.

[inaudible]

- Oh. - Oh, no.

I thought you were just my mistress.

I was just toying with you.

Brittany, I'm only a mistress.

Oh, no.

Hey, that doesn't count.

[inaudible]

Only a mistress.

It was just fun.

Wait a minute?

You have a mistress?

[laughter]

Don't [inaudible] that deal, too.

NARRATOR: The HouseGuests discuss

what they find physically attractive about each other.

I'll start.

I wonder why.

[laughter]

Uh, Slosh?

[laughter]

I like your hair.

Cassandra, I love your hair.

Jamie, your eyes.

Brittany, your nose.

Don't even say nothing!

[laughter]

Your blue hair.

[laughter]

Cassandra, I like your skin.

Hm.

Curtis, it's your eyebrows.

You know why your eyebrows?

Because you do this up and down thing that nobody else can do.

Yeah.

[laughter]

Chickenman?

She's calling him Chickenman now!

[laughter]

It's your midsection that I think is adorable.

Yeah.

Yes.

Men of America.

And Josh, it's your upper body type thing.

[laughter]

Good job, Cassandra.

[laughter]

For Brit, I love your teeth.

Eddie, your eyelashes are great.

George,

OK, start.

I like, OK, I like when you get embarrassed.

And you get a different kind of smile.

Like when you're just laughing is one kind of smile.

When you're embarrassed, you get a different kind of smile

where your dimples get bigger and your eyes squint up

and you get these little lines in your neck,

and your face gets a little flushed

and that's the cutest thing.

I think that's so cute.

Josh, I like when--

I like your big smile.

But I like your smaller smile, and you get,

like, little creases right here, and you get this dimple right--

yeah, like that.

[laughter]

And with the pug, oh, it's the dorsal.

Oh!

[laughter]

[music playing]

[theme music]

[DOG BARKING

Did you make it, Cassandra?

- Mhm. - What'd they say?

Go to the living room?

Dining room.

Dining room.

Oh.

A relay style race and the baby is the baton.

One of the HouseGuests must take the baby

and crawl down the left lane without getting a single speck

of mud on the baby.

Upon reaching the coop side, they

must stand, salute, hold the baby up towards the camera

for inspection.

They then hand the baby off to their comrade in arms.

[inaudible] Oh!

[thud]

After taking the baby, the new courier must salute,

then begin to crawl like vermin on the belly of the left lane,

carrying the baby, again, without getting any mud on it.

The group will win the challenge when all seven special force

members have successfully transported

this precious cargo through enemy lines

while keeping it immaculate.

[military music playing]

Put on a pair of gloves.

Take a stake.

Stab every bag really good.

So this way, when we open up the--

- Stab every bag? - Yeah.

OK.

Stab them real good so when we open them, they just rip.

OK.

All right.

Got it.

So you don't get splinters, wear the gloves.

Woo, yes.

We are definitely going to be dirty.

Wonder how they thought something like this up?

Oh, that smells so bad!

Ah!

Shovel?

Ooh.

I swear, this is like when I got in trouble.

Like, I'm helping my dad with one of his projects.

If you guys want, take the stakes.

I don't know how many it is on each side.

And we'll do the middle as we get

all nice and muddy [inaudible].

Colors of the rainbow, so pretty in the mud.

[water spraying]

[hammering]

[inaudible]

Oh, Eddie.

I'm sorry.

Did I get mud on you?

I didn't mean to.

[laughter]

Let me wipe it off your face.

Oh, I see women's mud wrestling after this.

Oh, yeah.

[laughter]

Hold on.

Let me get this spot.

Hold on.

Hold on.

Wee!

[laughter]

[laughter]

All right.

I think it's going to be fun.

[laughter]

Go, Brit, go!

I don't know, but I've been told--

[in unison] I don't know, but I've been told--

--but this mud is mighty cold.

[in unison] --but this mud is mighty cold.

[inaudible]

Brittany!

Curtis got the baby, we don't care.

[in unison] Curtis got the baby, we don't care.

I bet Curtis got underwear

[in unison] I bet Curtis got underwear.

[inaudible]

Let's go!

[laughter]

Salute!

Salute!

Salute [inaudible] for Hollywood.

[in unison] Salute the camera, Hollywood.

Boy, she sure is looking good.

[in unison] Boy, she sure is looking good.

[in unison] [inaudible]

Yay!

[in unison] [inaudible]

Woo!

Cassandra's known for lots of class.

[in unison] Cassandra's know for lots of class.

And now she's got mud on her a*s.

[in unison] And now she's got mud on her a*s.

[in unison] [inaudible]

All right! You got good!

Hey!

[applause]

[inaudible]

- Woo! - Eddie!

[applause]

Eddie!

McGee, Number .

Spike the baby!

[inaudible]

[splat]

[laughter]

Oof.

Wow.

Oof.

[music playing]

[laughter]

[screams]

[water spraying]

Wow.

[screaming]

[laughter]

[inaudible]

In the mud!

[inaudible]

[cheering]

[laughter]

[inaudible]

Cassandra, we're waiting for you!

Ah!

Ha ha!

[screaming]

[laughter]

[music playing]

I have a lot of hair issues.

And as soon as something like that starts,

it gets dangerous for me in terms of messing up my hair.

And I certainly don't want to get into a situation

where, by playing around, I ruined my hair forever.

And if I got mud in my hair, it would have been ruined forever.

If you ask any black American, they would understand it

very openly and readily.

But also, even like the square dancing thing yesterday,

which was quite fun, but I hope that there will also

be opportunities for my housemates to have to make

cultural leaps like I have.

I can remember in school when I had to square dance, my mother

going to the school and telling them

that I wasn't going to do it.

Because it's not part of my culture,

and it's just not something that she felt I needed to do.

The mud thing wasn't a problem for me.

But the square dancing, I was a little uncomfortable.

Because I just thought about, you know,

all the black Americans across the US seeing me talking about,

you know, hee haw and yee ha and all that kind of stuff--

what would they think?

I'm surprised they didn't pick someone

really skinny for this show.

They didn't pick any girls that were super thin.

It's not like you and Jamie are h*ifers.

But neither one of us are, like, skinny.

You know what I mean?

No, you're-- you're healthy girls.

Like, honestly, I find you more attractive than Jamie.

- You do? - I don't know.

I just do.

You're a sweetie.

But in the beginning, you found her

more attractive when you played the most attractive game.

Well, yeah.

[water spraying]

[inaudible]

I swear, when you get to know someone though,

they do end up looking different to you.

I think some people find me cute.

But I don't think I'm ever going to be one of those sexy girls,

you know?

Why not?

Like, those-- I don't know.

That's just not me.

I mean, because I'm not, like, all sexy.

You know what I mean?

There's like cute people.

Like, Meg Ryan is super cute.

I don't know.

Maybe I'm reading this wrong.

But you know what I mean?

I know what you're saying.

Well, Meg Ryan could be sexy if she wanted to, just like you

could if you wanted to be.

You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, I don't know.

I mean, you yourself have to feel

sexy before you can ask anybody else

to perceive you as being sexy.

You know what I'm saying? - Maybe that's it.

Maybe I don't, like, I don't--

You perceive yourself as being cute.

So you are cute, you know what I'm saying?

Well, I just don't feel sexy.

You know? - You see?

That's where you go wrong, right off the bat.

Like, I feel like everybody's little sister.

Right off the bat, that's where you're wrong.

But I mean, I don't need to be sexy.

Well, I mean, you know, you can't ask to be if--

I'm not asking nothing.

I'm just making this comment.

Well, you could be if you wanted to be.

That's all I got to say.

But define sexy.

See, 'cause, like, when it comes down to other things,

I think I'm not--

like, myself-- I don't think I'm sexy.

I think I'm just an average good looking dude.

Oh, no.

You're definitely better than average looking.

No, you're definitely a very attractive-- you're handsome.

See, I don't think so. See--

No, you are.

Eddie, you have to know who you are.

You're very good looking.

You have a very good body.

You have very good facial features.

No, but seriously, you know, I don't know, maybe--

but Cassandra and I were talking about this last night.

Like, you know, everybody in here

has a degree of narcissism.

A degree of what?

Narcissism.

Self-love?

Oh, yeah.

I know what narcissism is.

You know?

Yeah, I'm sure that's why they picked--

they're not going to pick people that have issues.

Yeah, but--

To be honest.

But, like, you know, I don't see myself as, you

know, I don't know, man.

It's weird.

Like, I just don't perceive myself as a good

looking dude or whatever.

Not like I'm a bag of teeth or something, but you know.

- Yeah. - I don't know what it is.

But no, you're attractive.

You're definitely, like, of guys that you

see on the street or whatever, people that you just--

whatever, you're definitely far above average looking.

You know what I mean?

I mean, I think you're very--

like, if I saw you on the street,

I would notice how attractive you are.

Yeah, no, you have a very nice body.

Thank you.

That's for sure.

[water gurgling]

Need a hand with that?

- Did I do-- - Do you need a hand with that?

Oh, no. I'm almost done.

I just want to touch your underwear.

You know that, right?

Shut up.

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[theme music]

You like this?

I love it.

Look what I have on my bed, Curtis.

I have two women - Beautiful, oh, my goodness.

How often do you have two women straddling

each other and so attractively?

[laughter]

Oh, my gosh.

My blankets a gift.

[inaudible]. Are you comfortable?

[laughter]

What are you people doing?

I have a weird way that I like to sleep

when I have a boyfriend.

It's super fun.

Let me see it.

[interposing voices]

--guinea pig.

Do it to Jamie.

Can I just do it to you?

- Mhm. - OK.

Flip over on your back.

[laughter]

Totally going to laugh.

Put you to sleep, like--

[laughter]

OK, and-- I gotta hook my [inaudible]..

And how does he sleep?

He sleeps like Jamie sleeps.

I sleep like this.

Are you serious?

Mhm.

Totally, I fall asleep like this so easy.

And him?

Totally.

Willingly, but yes.

Oh, good virgin.

[laughter]

I love sleeping like this.

Because guys have, like, longer torsos, too.

And then you get to hear their heart beat.

And I can hear their and in their chest, like,

you know, when someone breathes, their chest--

Do you think you could fall asleep like that, Jamie?

- Mhm. - Totally.

It's super comfy.

Really?

I would think that's hard to sleep.

Here. Lay down for a minute.

I'll show you.

You know we're built differently.

We can't get in that position comfortably.

[inaudible] my legs.

Well, if this must happen--

[laughter]

You can totally sleep like this.

It's so comfortable.

Really.

Well, I could sleep like this.

Isn't it awesome?

- Isn't it? - I love it.

I could never sleep with someone on me like that.

[inaudible].

I'll show you, too.

Oh, no!

This has a whole different connotation.

You understand?

[laughter]

Flip over.

You'll see once I lay down.

It's super easy.

Mm.

Now, let's focus in.

Let's focus in.

George's bed?

Oh, they broke the bed already!

[laughter]

You are keeping moving and broke the bed.

Mm.

[laughter]

Can you?

I was thinking, there's one way

I can fall asleep like this.

[laughter]

Sloshua!

OK, [inaudible].

[theme music]

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