01x47 - Episode 47

[bunniefuu]

Look in the mirror.

Oh, my god.

[laughing]

Coming up, a whole new "Big Brother."

But first, highlights from the past week.

You know, when you first meet me, yeah,

you're going to see crutches and one Puma.

But by the time I'm done, you're not going to see

anything but my eyes, you know.

That's it.

And they're like, all right, OK.

So whether or not I'm getting that point across,

I don't know.

But I think people, in terms of the show,

see me more or less as, you know,

New Yorker, yeah, Eddie.

And the whole one-legged thing has disappeared.

Where the first two weeks, I could see that was

like, you know, a visual.

Sure.

And I was just like Eddie the schmuck.

And I'll be walking or something in the mall

and, you know, I'm fine on my crutches or whatever.

And like, you know, these parents will

be walking with their kids.

And their kids will be like, you know, looking at me--

not really looking at me, but like know I'm coming,

like a regular human being.

And the parents will grab their kids,

snatch them, and pull them behind them, like you know,

like I'm going to step on their kid or something like that.

Really?

So I look at the lady or the guy, I'm like,

you know, I'm not going to step on your kids, you know.

I mean, come on.

There's no need to jerk the kid around like that, you know,

'cause the kid will be sitting there like, hey, yo, ah!

You know, he's yanked out of his bones, you know.

I'm like, look, there's no need to bust

the kid like that, you know.

It's like they're so afraid the kid will say something.

That makes me laugh.

And I'll be sitting here and some kid,

look, Mommy, one foot.

Or why do you have one leg?

And I remember my mom told me when I was in Toys "R" Us

once when I saw this dude with one arm, and I was like,

yo, Mommy, why has that guy got one arm?

Shh, shut up. Shut your mouth.

[chuckles] - Really?

You know?

So it's cool, though, but I love kids like that, you know.

They're just honest, man.

The houseguests give their top five reasons

for why they think they deserve to win

the "Big Brother" grand prize.

Reason number one--

I come from an average, hard-working family who

can never seem to get ahead.

My first reason is my niece.

I would like to be able to put her through college.

The number one reason that George could use the money

would be this.

It would allow me an opportunity to finish my education.

Number one is that I believe that I've been a positive force

in the "Big Brother" house.

I've tried to be a stabilizing factor

and really develop a sense of community in the house.

One is that in coming here, I made a decision to pursue

what I'm passionate about.

And in doing so, I've left behind, you know,

a great career, financial stability, all that stuff.

So winning would help out a lot with that respect.

First, although I am not a perfect person,

I've tried to live a good, decent life.

And I think I've been pretty successful at that.

The houseguests received their next Week-Long Challenge,

a jigsaw puzzle, and had to decide

what portion of their grocery allowance they wanted to wager.

That's my shirt.

It's my shirt.

It's us on the coat.

And here's the sign, the "Big Brother" sign.

Read the challenge. What is it?

It's just nothing.

It just says, " houseguests, jigsaw puzzle,

, pieces assembled by Friday at noon."

Yeah.

What if this is the cover of "TV Guide"?

Here's someone's arm.

Jamie just dump the pieces.

We're going to have to go through them anyway.

Yeah.

Well, what to do you say, guys?

Well, we can do the outside frame.

Are we going for the gusto?

I'm in for it.

Give me a pile.

[interposing voices]

I agree.

Coming up, a whole new "Big Brother."

But first--

I've had enough now.

I'm not going to fill out the questionnaire.

And you know, I'm ready to leave the show.

[theme music]

On Monday, the houseguests were

given a questionnaire as a challenge to reveal

their opinions of each other.

You guys, we each have to go to a separate place in the house

by ourselves and do this, and we have minutes.

What is it?

I don't know.

"Most two-faced."

This is stupid.

"You must answer every category."

I can't believe they're asking us these?

Yeah, I know.

Did you read the last ones?

Yeah, the last ones, [inaudible]??

It's kind of good, though.

I like it.

Like, all this is going to do is hurt people's feelings.

They're going to read it off, well,

you're houseguest voted as the most--

That's exactly what they're going to do.

That's exactly what they're going to do.

Did you guys put names down for everything?

- Yeah. - No.

Oh, you refuse.

No, I refuse.

There's nothing I can do I'm just not going to.

I'm going to tell you this right now.

They won't be able to tell who said what, because they

don't know our handwriting, because we

haven't written anything down.

So they don't know my handwriting

from your handwriting, your handwriting from this one.

We didn't put our names in any of them,

you know what I'm saying?

That's not-- I don't think that's the point, Eddie, but--

But I think everybody's bugging out.

I mean, yeah, yeah, who's the weakest?

Who's the wishy-washy?

Yeah, it's [muted].

But man, I don't know, [muted] like that don't bother me.

I've had enough now.

I'm not going to fill out the questionnaire.

And, you know, I'm ready to leave the show,

because I don't want to do any more of this kind of stuff.

It's mean-spirited, and I just don't want to be a party to it.

If this were the first of the exercises

that we've had like this, I might be willing to do it.

But it's over and over and over again.

But Cassandra, I think you knew from the beginning

that "Big Brother" had to do with honesty.

And if we've tried to find ways where you guys will really

challenge each other, not in mean-spirited ways,

but in ways that really get beyond the surface,

well, that's the essential aspect of what this show is.

You know this group of people.

This group of people is never going to confront

each other about those labels.

And there's nothing-- you know, you guys can force it on them.

But they will not do it.

Anyway, [sighs] um, I am going to take

yet another leap of faith.

And I'm telling you, my heart is completely

torn about this, because I know that I'm

going to be disappointed when whatever happens happens.

And I'll be right back in the Red Room.

[camera motor]

And I guess their position is just that these things

are not meant to hurt us.

They feel that we're being very superficial in our daily lives.

Hm.

OK.

And therefore, they will continue

to do this kind of thing to force us not to be superficial.

And we just are happy-go-lucky.

And everything's wonderful, and it's like summer camp.

And I think that they feel that we're

copping out in terms of our--

--supposed real feelings about one another?

Well, that and the experience and just the way one lives.

I mean, if you were out in the real world,

you'd be going through a range of emotions all the time.

They just, you know, want us to be true to who we are, I think,

or who we were, which is what I think.

And I think that they, again, see

us as copping out a little bit in terms

of taking the safe way.

They definitely see us as having made

an unspoken pact with each other to not make waves in the house.

Really?

Mhm.

All the questionnaires are completed,

and the game finally begins.

Every time your team gets an answer right,

I'm going to give you a card.

And then whoever's got the most cards at the end

is the winning team. - OK.

- OK. - OK.

Team Red, most brave.

OK, let's go with George.

George.

For most brave, [chuckles] no, Cassandra, Josh, and Eddie.

[laughter]

I love it!

Team Brave.

[laughter]

Who takes longest in the bathroom?

Oh, Cassandra.

Cassandra.

Cassandra.

[laughter]

- Thanks, Cassandra! - Woo!

[inaudible]

[laughing]

Who is the funniest?

Yeah, that's Brittany.

- Brittany, Brittany. - Brittany, Brittany.

- Brittany? - Yeah.

[laughter] - I knew.

- So proud. - Just kidding.

[chuckling]

I thought they said, funniest-looking.

[laughter]

Who is the smartest?

I guess between Josh and Curtis.

But you want to just go with Curtis?

Yeah, Curtis.

Curtis it is.

Woo!

Who is the most attractive?

Jamie.

Woo!

[laughter]

[inaudible] Jamie.

[laughter]

Most loyal?

Jamie, I think.

There's the whole Karen incident, though.

Oh, just kidding.

[laughter]

Oh, my god.

[laughter]

You guys, please.

All right, Team--

Let's go with Cassandra.

We've got to say something.

Nope, Jamie.

Oh.

Most two-faced.

Ooh.

[laughter]

Blurt it out, [inaudible].

[laughter]

No, let's just hope none of us are the answer.

I don't know.

You say that too?

[inaudible] We're good.

Jamie?

[laughing] Most loyal is also most two-faced.

[laughter]

I knew it.

OK, does the least amount of house chores.

[inaudible]

[laughter]

Britt?

Totally, Britt.

[laughter]

You want to go with them?

Well, who else does nothing?

Oh!

[laughter]

Our answer is Britt.

You could have picked Eddie, Brittany, or Jamie.

[laughter]

OK, close your cards.

.

.

We did too. - Yeah!

Yeah!

[cheering]

[inaudible] house!

This is just, you know, is one of the many tasks

that "Big Brother" asks of us.

And when everyone started pissing and moaning about,

oh, this is not right, this is not fair,

everybody was giggling and laughing

at the first questions.

Oh, who's this? Who's that?

Ha, ha. Who's the smartest?

Who's the funniest? Who's the attractive?

Who farts too much?

Who this, who that?

Ha, ha, funny, funny.

Then you get to the last , and it's like, aw, that's personal.

That's not right.

That's not worded properly, you know, da-da-da-da.

You know what I'm saying?

You know-- I don't know, I just--

[sighs] you know--

and then Jamie even notioned of burning

them in the barbecue pit.

I'm like, come on, this is not like, you know--

it's not the worst thing that's ever happened.

And it's not going to be the worst thing that happens here,

you know.

I don't know, I just--

my take is, you know, quit your bitching

and just do what you got to do and that's it, you know.

Everyone's like, well, we're going to burn them.

So I'm all right, burn yours.

Don't burn mine, you know.

Number two, by winning this money

I'll be given the opportunity to put

my brother through proper schooling,

a college education to help him better

get a career that he wants and deserves in life.

My second reason is I think that people

who are in positions of power with money have abused it.

And I would like to be in a position

where I would be able to show that I wouldn't abuse it.

My number two, my oldest daughter is going to be

going to college next year.

I have some money saved that we've

been doing over the years.

But I do not nearly have enough.

Number two is that I've tried to be true to who Cassandra is.

I've tried to ensure that the person that I am in the house,

the daily life that I lead in the house,

is true to who I was before I came here.

Two, is I could pay off my student loans.

Second, while in the "Big Brother" house,

I think I've continued to live a good, decent life.

I've contributed a lot, I think, to the chores, and then

the challenges, and also just towards making

this whole situation work.

Coming up, a whole new "Big Brother."

but first--

Brittany!

We love you, Britt!

We love you, Britt!

We love you, Britt!

We love you, Britt!

On Tuesday, Brittany shared some of her fears

about sex with Josh and Eddie.

I'm actually kind of scared.

About?

To do it.

[inaudible]

Mmm.

Here, let us alleviate fears.

Tell us.

[laughing]

Mm, please do.

- OK, here's-- - I'm curious, though.

--here's what I'm scared about.

OK.

OK, I'm scared it's going to hurt really bad.

OK, this is-- I'll tell you this.

From what I've heard about everyone

saying and everything else over the years,

it hurts, but not terribly.

And then what if I'm not any good?

What if I'm bad at it?

OK, here, I'll tell you-- tell me if I'm right, Eddie.

OK.

The only way to be bad at it, is if you're not into it--

Mhm.

--as if you don't give it your full, % effort.

Yeah, no, I wouldn't worry about that.

And-- well, Britt, I mean, you know,

Slosh and I are always up for coaching anytime you want.

[laughs] Oh.

And then I'm like afraid of all the emotional stuff

that goes with it, you know.

Oh, that's you. That's you.

That's not our department, [chuckles] you know?

[laughter]

That is like estrogen city, man.

That ain't us.

[laughs]

Go next door.

No, you guys, that's serious.

We're joking.

We're joking with you.

That's a serious part.

We're joking with you.

That's why you find the right guy.

Yeah, when you find him, I'd like to shake his hand.

Seriously, I'd like to meet him too.

Anyway, this is my advice.

Don't do it unless you are % sure you want to do it,

because then you will be bad if you are

kind of wishy-washy about it.

No, I would never do it unless I % want to do it.

That's my girl.

I'm going to want to do it %

and then still not do it for a while, until I'm just dying,

and I have to do it.

Did you think you kind of loved everybody you slept with?

[chuckles]

Or just the one girl.

There was only three girls.

I know.

Did you think you loved the other two?

I mean, one absolutely, for sure, no question, no doubt.

I think one, I was getting there.

I don't think I was there yet.

The other one, I would say no.

How about you, Eddie?

I loved Monica.

I still do.

But before that, nope.

I can tell you this too.

Eddie could probably vouch for this.

One good girl that makes you feel great is worth a thousand

that make you feel OK.

Yeah, that's the truth.

Yep, yep, yep.

On, Wednesday, Brittany was banished.

Love you, Britt!

Oh, geez.

My god.

Oh, man, that was--

[closes door]

Brittany!

We love you, Britt!

We love you, Britt!

We love you, Britt!

We love you, Britt!

We love you, Britt!

I didn't even get a chance to say goodbye to her, you know?

None of us did.

She was the last person I'd thought would be walking--

the last person I thought would be walking.

You seem sad.

[chuckles] I am.

[chuckles] [sniffles] It's funny,

'cause you totally know you're going to see her soon,

and uh [sniffles] days or less, I think, you know.

It's just, you know, pretty sad to see somebody leave,

you know.

I guess, because Brittany is the first person to leave

that I was really close with.

And if it had been some of the other banishees,

I would have been sad.

I don't know how sad.

And I guess you still don't know how you're going to react.

But I think 'cause there was nothing about Brittany that was

really disruptive to the house.

And in fact, really, among the housemates,

I never would have expected her to go.

So maybe it's that it's caught me by surprise.

She was really important to the house.

And she was a good friend, and funny, [chuckles]

and hilarious.

And she's, you know, she's a beautiful person on the inside,

on the outside.

So for her to be gone is strange, you know.

Number three, I'll be able to relocate my family

to a better environment.

My third reason is that I have close to $,

in student loans that I'd like to pay back.

My third reason is this.

I have had to just get by my whole life, basically paycheck

to paycheck or just borrowing just to survive.

It would be nice, for once in my life, not to have to do that.

Number three is if I were able to win the grand prize, I would

be able to do enormous things for my family, particularly

my mother, as she gets older.

Three is that I've just come here to have

fun and not have a strategy.

Third, if I win the prize, it means that I'll have stayed

the whole three months here.

And already, the first two months have been great.

I've learned a lot and had a lot of fun.

Up next, it's an all-new "Big Brother."

Chicken Man's having a makeover today.

Should I be doing this?

Yes you should, George.

Now, an all-new "Big Brother."

We have failed the Weekly Challenge.

As of tomorrow at noon, we will have officially failed it.

But we failed the Weekly Challenge.

And we had foolishly wagered %.

Well, are we doing the puzzle, or is this--

Uh, we're just going to kind of make an effort.

But it's-- we're out of time.

[chuckles]

So hence, we'll have $ for groceries.

And next week, you know, we'll just lose a little bit

of weight and feel pretty good.

Last week's "Big Brother" beauty pageant got Jamie

thinking about her own crown.

This weekend in Seattle is the huge Seafair--

celebration with the torchlight parade and all that.

Mhm.

And I'm supposed to be in it.

[laughing]

Oh, really?

Oh, no.

Guess what.

Uh-uh.

Uh-uh.

[laughter]

Maybe the new Miss Washington's in the parade.

Do you-- you know how you were joking, you were like,

I think I know the answer to that,

whether I'm Miss Washington.

Do you really think you're not it?

I guess for the simple fact that you're

not having your duties.

In my case, it may have been only two weeks.

But now it's been all the way into September.

[laughing]

In general, I know it doesn't seem--

I don't feel I'm doing anything wrong.

But being in a house where you're sharing it with men,

and there's cameras in every area of the house,

including the bathroom and shower--

that's the big one.

And your pageant is conservative,

your state pageant?

Anytime you're a titleholder, you're a role model.

And the behavior that's appropriate

is really subjective.

Yeah.

So I really don't.

That's OK, you'll still be Miss Washington [SINGING]

to me.

I once was, and I am to Curtis.

That's all that matters.

I was Miss Washington for almost eight months.

Well, if somebody's title is taken away,

then when they have like Miss Washington reunions,

they take the other one, not you, like for ?

Right, I would think so.

And the first runner-up will take over.

And she'll fulfill all the duties for the year.

And then she'll go give up her title to the new winner, which

in all honesty, my first runner-up competed

every year, from to .

Man.

She was way too competitive for her own good.

But there'd be a big part of me that

would be happy for her, just 'cause she'll

never have that chance again.

On the other hand, maybe it gives something neat for

the great state of Washington--

That's true.

--that of all the Misses--

I hope they take it in a positive way, yeah.

You know what, at least if "Big Brother" knew

that your title had supposedly been taken away

in the last week, I don't know if they

would have done something like a beauty pageant and all of that.

Or my title did get taken away.

It's in the news that much, and that's why they did it.

[chuckles]

There's that one.

[laughs]

No, it would've been too--

And they feel really bad, so they let me host the show--

No--

--and have my best friend [inaudible]..

Eh, yeah.

I don't know.

Who knows?

George?

Yo!

What do you want the Chicken Man for?

Do this first.

George, you're standing on it.

Oh, yeah.

[chuckles]

What do you think, Eddie?

Definitely you.

Yep, new apron, Cassandra.

All right, George.

[chuckles] Looks good.

George, you want me to stuff it?

[laughing]

OK, George, come here real quick.

OK.

Can I take your toga off?

Sure.

Oh, my god.

[laughs]

You don't want to know what's going on in the [inaudible]..

[laughs]

There you go.

You can go cook.

[laughter]

What do you think, Cassandra?

Huh?

[laughing]

I told you you didn't want to know.

[laughter]

My new outfit today, Eddie.

Please tell me that you stuffed those and those

are not your natural t*tties.

[laughter]

Now what are we doing to the Chicken Man?

Not for long, George.

Huh?

Are we messing with the Chicken Man today?

What do you think, Hollywood?

Umm, yes!

[chuckles]

Go on ahead.

[laughs]

OK, let me put a little makeup on you real quick.

OK.

The Chicken Man's having a makeover today.

Should I be doing this?

Yes, you should, George.

Going to bring out my highlights?

You're a beautiful, beautiful thing.

Let me tell you, if I had that kind of beauty--

what if you put some gel on his brows?

Some gel?

I can have a light--

Look at it.

Look at it on Cassandra's [inaudible]..

[laughing] Look at her smile.

[laughing]

That looks nice.

Yeah!

Look in the mirror.

Oh, my god!

[laughing]

Look at Curtis.

No, watch Eddie.

[laughing] Then I'll go a wake up Slosh.

[laughter]

[WHISPERING] Sloshy.

Oh, my god.

[laughter]

That's the worst one yet.

[laughter]

Oh, George.

[chuckles] You're next, Slosh.

Oh, no.

No.

The deadline for completing the week-long

puzzle challenge is here.

All right, we're here, failing.

Houseguests, you've failed to complete the puzzle challenge.

You lose % of your allowance.

This is our busted puzzle.

[chuckles]

Granted, it would have been nice to finish the challenge

and have been a success at it.

But I think we decided to prepare ourselves more mentally

and devote more time and attention

to our fellow housemates, knowing that one of us

was leaving.

And I stand behind the decision, you know.

You know, Cassandra--

Hm?

I'm having one of them days where I'm really

starting to miss my family.

Really?

I just am worried about what's going on here

with me, how they're doing.

What do you mean, what's going on in here with you?

If everything is cool, you know.

Mm.

You know, like me dressing up like a woman, I don't make--

[laughing] It's just kind of fun to do, though, Cassandra.

[laughing] You know?

And I don't mean no harm by it or nothing like that, but--

We've told you this before.

I mean, the fact that you dyed your hair

and you do all of these funny things,

I think your daughters probably just love it.

I mean, I don't know your family.

But I'm sure that they would think

that you're just the best dad, you

know, so much fun and all that.

And I'm sure a lot of other young people are looking at you

and saying, gee, why can't my dad be like that, you know?

But it just kind of set in with me last night a little

bit.

That's why I kind of had a hard time sleeping too.

Really?

I sat down, and I kind of went through my funds, you know.

Mhm.

But I could probably get just through at a state university

like--

Four years.

Uh-uh.

I could maybe do two.

Really?

But I couldn't do the four.

You know, and I thought, well, you know,

I should have started preparing for that.

But it was just like it's been one thing after another.

I know.

I know, life kind of gets you that way.

Well, you know what.

You know, I was talking to Curtis.

And I-- were you there when he was telling me

about if you go to like to a--

one of them major colleges, how expensive they are.

Oh, they're terribly expensive.

I mean, but I hope you guys are looking

at financial aid for Jess.

Well, see, that's what they were

explaining to me last night.

But I had no idea that colleges were that expensive.

I went to school years ago, and I spent $, a year

back then.

But the thing you have to look at--

I mean, she's a really good student, right?

Right.

She should be doing her own research at the public library.

She should also be talking to her guidance counselor

at the high school.

And I know she's probably doing all these things.

Well, see, that's another thing too.

She's been dragging her feet, kind of.

Really?

But we want her to go so badly.

Yeah, I know.

You need to remind her.

I mean, you've always told us about how

it was like your biggest frustration

that you didn't have a chance to go to school.

Mhm.

And you need to help her remember

that, because I think--

I blew my chances, yeah.

Yeah.

I didn't stay--

I didn't stay with it.

Yeah.

And she has seen that firsthand.

So she ought to be able to understand

your strong desire to put her in school and keep her there.

And in today's world, frankly, I don't see how you can survive

without having a degree.

True.

I can just remember when I made it to school.

I went to school in Georgia.

And my mom-- you know, we grew up in Maryland.

And I can remember when I made it to school.

My mother was like, phew--

[laughing]

--I got her out of here.

You know what I mean?

Just in the sense that nothing was able to keep

me off the straight and narrow.

I understand.

Because all kinds of things could

have influenced me to-- you know what I mean, you know?

There's so much to entice them to take the job

and buy the car and, you know, all of that kind of stuff.

But five years down the line, she'll be kicking herself,

you know.

Well, that's what--

that's what I try and get across.

Yeah, yeah.

I'll pull it out, somehow, you know.

I know.

But just, I thought--

you know, Cassandra, this place really

makes a guy start thinking about many different things.

Mhm.

You really start thinking about what you maybe should

have done or whatever have you.

Mhm.

Number four, I'll be able to better provide

financial stability for my family.

My fourth reason is that I know

money doesn't bring happiness, because I'm

a happy person right now.

And I'm flat broke.

The fourth reason, my kids are kind of expecting it.

Number four is, it's my understanding

that in the other "Big Brother" shows in Europe,

no woman has ever won.

And I think it would be amazing for a woman to win the US "Big

Brother" competition.

And I would love to be that woman.

Four is basically that my outlook on the whole thing,

that I've failed at a lot of things in life,

but I've also succeeded at a few.

And I feel like if this is meant to be, it will happen.

And if it does, you can believe that I'm going to enjoy

every single moment of it.

Fourth, I think the money would be wonderful.

I think that when I get out of here,

I still plan to be an attorney and do some good with my law

degree and the skills that I have.

Having the money would be able to free me up

so I don't have to just be an attorney working for money.

I can go out there and be a good public servant

and do some good.

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You know what my biggest fear is about leaving here?

Hm?

It's the weirdest thing in the world,

and it sounds ridiculous.

But there's like one reason that I don't want to leave.

It's 'cause I don't want to spend

that much time alone anymore.

Hmm.

You don't have to, though, do you?

I mean, you have your full schedule with college

and all that stuff.

But I mean, can't you make time?

I didn't have time before.

And I hate that.

It's like-- it drives me nuts.

Like I do have to spend that much time alone.

It drives me crazy.

It's so nice being around people here.

I love it.

It's just like-- you know, I can come out

here and do a few things or whatever by myself.

But then I come back inside and there's people in there.

It's nice.

I love it.

Yeah.

At the latest, you'll be out of here at the end of this month.

You know, you may meet somebody outside.

You may-- something may happen where your personal life

may change also.

You're going to have millions of women knocking on your door

after this show.

[laughing] You will.

You know you will.

I don't know if I told you my mom

got married when she was --

Wow.

--and my dad when he was .

And they didn't have me till she was .

Oh, really?

years later.

But she's always told me, it's just like--

just make sure it's the right person,

because the thing is is like--

Even after years, she didn't know?

Is that what you're saying?

Or did she think he was then?

- I don't know. - When did they get divorced?

How old were you?

Six.

So she was then.

I was-- my parents got divorced when I was--

I want to say three, two or three.

Mhm.

Not sure, but I think it was two or three.

It's like you--

I'm sure you've heard it before.

But so many people say that no one ever wishes they

got married earlier, you know?

Yeah.

So it's weird.

It'll be really cool, though, to meet the right person.

But it's weird, because every guy that I've dated,

I've never even come close to feeling that way, you know?

Like, I've never had that feeling like, wow,

I can see myself spending the rest of my life

with this person.

So it'll be cool when it happens.

It's so weird.

Because it hasn't happened, like I can't picture it happening.

But I know that it will, if that makes sense.

I know the right girl for me isn't the girl that

would come up and approach me.

Hmm.

How do you know that, though?

You just think that?

I think that, yeah.

And then the catch to that one is

I don't go up and approach any girl,

'cause I usually don't do that.

I'm too shy to do that.

I just feel stupid.

Like, I've never ever in my entire life just

come up to a girl and asked her for a number.

Hmm.

And I just can't see myself doing it.

Basically, what I want is simple.

All I want is someone that--

it sounds so easy and simple and trite, but it's true.

I just someone that can understand me.

That's it.

If they understand me, % of the battle is won.

The houseguests filled out cards about themselves

for a game of True or False.

Josh was scorekeeper.

The winner gets to send a video postcard home.

Curtis peed in the living room while sleepwalking.

I go with false.

False.

False, he doesn't sleepwalk.

False.

I say false.

Oh--

I have a weird feeling that he did it.

True or false?

I'm going to say true.

OK, two trues.

- I choose true. - I go false.

False.

- False. - True.

Yeah!

[laughter]

You peed while sleepwalking?

This is senior year of college,

and I was just so exhausted.

There's like an armchair in the living room.

And I just thought it was a urinal, and I peed there.

[laughter]

Oh, my god!

And then the worst part is the next morning,

I wake up, and I'm like, did I pee

[laughing] in the living room?

[laughter]

Or did I not?

And I'm looking over, and I'm like, oh, [muted]..

[laughter]

Oh, my god, Curtis.

Eddie ate dog poo on a dare.

[laughing]

True.

What's up, guys?

I'm going go false.

I don't know.

False, true, true, true false?

False.

I didn't eat doggie poop.

He wouldn't do that.

Number six, Jamie was kissed by Donald Trump.

It's possible.

It is possible.

It's definitely possible, guys.

True.

Is that thing in Atlantic City?

I'm going to go true.

It's in--

I'm going to say--

--it's in Branson, Missouri.

You say true?

I said true.

I'm going to go true.

It's false, technically, yeah.

All right!

But it's true?

Well, I've--

I know I've met him several times.

And like, you know, when I greet somebody,

I, like, touch their side of their cheek and blow a kiss.

That is not a kiss.

Nope, sorry, I want my points.

I want my points.

I want mine too.

Sorry, that's a false.

It is true.

But we didn't--

I have never kissed Donald Trump.

- That's all. - There were no lips involved.

There was touching of cheek.

But that's we were thinking of.

[laughs]

OK, number seven, George played

in his opposing high school's marching band.

Like what, like a rival high school?

Or maybe he ran onto the field at the wrong moment.

Went in the wrong band.

[laughter]

I don't think George played an instrument.

Oh, sh**t.

Did George play an instrument?

I don't remember him ever saying a band story.

I say false.

- I'm going to go false. - False.

False.

I'm false too.

Sorry, everybody.

- Is it true? - Really?

It's true.

What did you do, George?

All right.

[spits]

You're just like a mess, bro.

[laughter]

You're a mess.

[laughter]

This goes back to .

Oh, man.

Two rivalries, big time, big basketball game.

Well, I get there late, OK?

It's sold out.

I knew one of the girls that played in the opposing

school's marching band.

So I said, you think you could get me one of them instruments?

Oh, my god.

OK?

[laughter]

One of them instruments?

I get one of these things.

I still don't know what it was.

And I walk up with her with the marching band.

I got in the game.

You're crazy, bro.

[laughter]

That's excellent, though.

I walked right in with the band.

That's hilarious.

Yes.

Cassandra's hair caught on fire.

I think that's true.

I got false.

I say, um--

I say false.

I guess I'll go false.

- It's true. - Argh!

- Who said true? - I did.

Me and Eddie?

OK.

When I was preparing for--

I was on the homecoming court my senior year,

and we were decorating for the dance in the gym.

And we were melting candle wax onto wine bottles

to make it look pretty.

Uh-huh.

And somebody standing next to me

was too close with their candle.

And my hair at that stage was straightened

and had grease in it.

And poof, just a cloud of--

Oh, no!

And this is like the day of or the day

before, this big cloud of fire.

And so I had to rush and get my hair cut.

It burned my ear.

It wasn't a bad burn or anything.

But you know, you're like .

And it's the day before homecoming dance,

and your hair goes up in flames.

So it's like, ugh.

Josh barely escaped a rampaging bull.

- I go true. - True.

True.

True.

Give me a true.

True.

That's true.

Yeah.

You guys all know the story, though, right?

I forgot about-- I forgot--

I told that story, but I didn't

write it down on the card.

Oh, huh.

It's not on the card?

No.

Well, everybody got that wrong then,

'cause if everybody got the thing that

happened but technically didn't happen wrong,

then that one's wrong.

Yeah, it's true.

It's not one of the five.

OK, well, then it doesn't affect anything.

OK.

Curtis has dressed in drag to attract dates.

[chuckles]

I could see him doing that.

I can totally see him doing that.

Has dressed in drag to attract dates?

Like, I can see it as part of a fraternity thing.

A fraternity-type gig?

I'm going with true.

He was a pretty girl, though, when I did his makeup.

He is. He is.

He is.

Yeah, true.

He's a really pretty woman.

Give me a true on that one.

True.

True.

I'll do true.

You're all true?

Yeah.

It is true.

[laughter]

See?

When one fraternity goes to invite another sorority over

for like a party, like, it's usually

for a theme or whatever.

No, I think ours was like "Under the Sea," and some of us

had to be mermaids.

And so you go in and you dress up and do your thing.

You were a mermaid?

Maybe.

[laughter]

The totals, George with correct--

Yay, George.

--Curtis with correct.

Oh, Curtis.

- Cassandra, correct. - Ooh.

Cassandra.

Eddie with correct.

Edward.

Jamie with correct.

- Whoa. - And me with correct.

- All right, Josh! - Hey.

All right, Joshy!

Not bad.

[clapping]

All right.

Good job.

This is the dude who kept score.

Come on.

[laughter]

All right, we have a group decision here.

There was a discrepancy in the scoring.

Aw, Sloshy!

[laughing]

Don't you feel like a [muted]?

No, I don't because, um--

No, I don't.

[laughs]

Because either way I win.

Oh, well, there's nothing to do about it.

But Slosh, we don't care.

No, no, no, but Jamie could win with me.

Oh.

We'd be tied.

Well, both do it.

Well, both go for it.

That's what I say.

Well, here, let me tell you what it is exactly.

Sloshy.

They said-- 'cause I have a thing on here that said I once

was very close to a bull at a rodeo that

picked up a gate and ran into a parking lot,

hitting everyone's car.

They said that's what they meant by me being escaping a bull--

Ah.

--a rampaging bull.

Right.

And--

And all four-- didn't all five of us guess

true or something like that?

Yeah, you all did.

Yeah, it's true, so it didn't change the scoring.

But using that same thing with your answer for Jamie

was kissed by Donald Trump--

Mhm.

--that would change the scoring to where

you would be tied with me.

So we-- he said we both win.

So I say, we both win.

- All right. - What do you think?

That's fine. - I like it.

Well, let me say one thing, though.

The difference is that, um--

They said they weren't sure if you were ever

kissed by Donald Trump or not.

They couldn't tell by your explanation.

That's what he told me.

I guess the difference is that they took the bull thing

straight from what you wrote.

And the Donald Trump thing wasn't

on anything I wrote at all.

The other question is, is it true or not?

Take it, Josh.

Then you did not.

Just take it.

Yeah, well, let--

you want me to show you guys exactly?

I'll take it.

[laughter]

It was more like you know when you greet someone like you

grab their hand, you hug them, and you're like [kiss],,

like that.

You know, when you touch cheeks.

I counted that as a yes.

But it's not up to me.

I'm not making the decision here.

That's a greeting.

A kiss is like a--

Take it, Slosh.

That was like a cheek-to-cheek.

Do it.

But here's the whole thing, Jamie--

Slosh, just do it.

But I'm saying she could also be tied with me.

She is tied with you right now.

Yeah.

She's tired with me at this point,

because basically this is the way it works, Jamie.

If you were actually kissed by Donald Trump,

then you win with to .

Mm.

If you weren't kissed by Donald Trump, we're tied at .

No, no, no--

No, excuse me. I'm sorry.

I'm and you're .

So obviously, she was not kissed by Donald Trump,

and you tie at .

Right.

Yeah.

OK.

Does everybody agree?

I agree.

I think that's just fine.

That's great.

Five, because I want it more than anyone else.

And my final reason is my family

comes from humble beginnings.

And I'd just like to make my family proud.

And the fifth reason, my mom needs a new car.

And number five is related to number four.

We're now down to only two women and four men.

And women seem to be dropping like flies.

And I've tried to ensure that I'm

very competitive with the guys that are here,

and also that I go head to head with them emotionally,

intellectually, and in terms of the physical activities

that we're involved in.

And hopefully, I've shown that I can do that.

And number five, and probably the most important reason

for me, is that I can honestly say that there

are good people in this house.

There and people with good hearts here.

And I would be very happy for any of them to win,

almost as happy as if I did.

Really, the final reason is that I just

believe that the person who is most deserving

of the final prize will win it.

Be sure to catch next Wednesday's

live show, when the houseguests get an offer

that will be hard to refuse.

One of them will be able to receive $, in cash

in exchange for leaving the "Big Brother" house,

right then and there.

Will anyone take the money and run?

Or will they all hold out for the grand prize

of half a million dollars?

Find out live next Wednesday night on "Big Brother."

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