01x58 - Episode 58

[bunniefuu]

We're going to go without toilet paper for two days.

That's gross.

[music playing]

Well, actually, you know, while we're here

and we're not talking about anything, it's been fun,

everything so far.

It's been a pleasure.

It's an honor to still be here and everything.

But I'd just like to say, you know,

I think that we've basically gone past the fact

that nominations and banishments and everything

are nothing personal.

We've come to that conclusion, is that correct?

We all understand and come to a mutual agreement on that?

And I think that's great.

And I just want to encourage everybody to really just enjoy

the rest of your time here, whether it's a week,

or till the final minute.

Best of luck to everyone.

And I know me personally, from now on,

nomination rounds, as long as I'm here,

will be based upon a strategy, if you want to call it.

I will strategically-- like I know in the past,

I haven't used my nomination privileges to their fullest

ability, you know.

I've nominated for foolish reasons.

And I think now that since I've been here, I've learned a lot.

And I've gotten wiser in how to use

my nominations as more or less-- they're a gift, you know,

given to us here.

So it's not really-- it's nothing personal.

It never was.

But now I feel comfortable that everybody understands

that it's nothing personal.

And I'm going to be looking out for me, bottom line.

I came here to win.

And I will do what I have to do to do it.

If anybody has any problems or anything,

contact me on the side, anything like that, you know.

I want everybody to feel comfortable in talking to me.

And if you're not, then I don't know what to tell you.

But I give you the option that if you

are questioning anything, come talk to me about it.

And I would more than happily answer any questions

you're going to have.

Again, enjoy the game and just have fun,

you know, because two of us have to leave

and the other three are staying.

So a majority of the house will be staying now and successfully

completing the game.

And I that's great.

Best of luck, again, to everyone, and just have fun.

We're down to half a roll of toilet paper.

And I tell you now, I guess it's all our fault

for not buying enough.

Hey, Eddie.

Is it possible at least just to get an advance

on toilet paper and, you know, charge

us against next week's budget?

'Cause we have nothing.

CREW: I wouldn't count on it.

JOSH: You know, us guys, we do use a lot less toilet paper.

Way less, so--

I don't know, I'm a once a day kind of guy.

We're completely now out of toilet paper.

[whirring]

CREW: So we understand you're out of toilet paper.

Uh huh.

CREW: Because it's your house and your budget

and your toilet paper, it's your fault that you guys ran out.

But the deal is you guys have extra dollars.

And if you guys choose to, you can spend $ to buy

$ worth of toilet paper.

Because you know we don't have a very good chance

into this challenge, huh?

OK, so we as a group need to decide if we're going

to spend $ on toilet paper.

Is that the deal?

CREW: Correct.

JAMIE: OK, we have to make a group decision.

Basically, we have two choices.

We can spend $ in its entirety on toilet paper today--

CURTIS: No.

JAMIE: --or wait till Friday.

CURTIS: Wait until Friday, because we're

going to need that.

JAMIE: $ in toilet paper, if they

actually buy us a good brand, will

last us for three more months.

[snort]

JAMIE: We don't have a very good shot at our challenge.

CURTIS: I think we need the money for food.

We have the paper towels, which will last.

CREW: That hose ain't looking half bad, is it?

[laughter]

[whirring]

Well, Eddie's willing to go the bathroom

in the compost pile.

And George has experience with the hose.

So basically, the odds of winning the juggling challenge

are so low, we're going to go without toilet

paper for two days.

CREW: I should probably let you know

this has happened in other Big Brother houses, as well.

Oh, it has?

What did they do?

Did they go without, or they had no choice?

CREW: One of them went a week without.

Without going?

CREW: Without toilet paper?

Oh.

Wow.

That's gross.

[music playing]

NARRATOR: Josh and Eddie discuss the possibility

of Hollywood careers.

Like, I see you and Jamie definitely doing OK,

if you guys want to stay here.

Eddie, you're the most popular person in this house--

No, man, you see-- but you know--

OK, fine, maybe popularity, maybe people know me.

I'm not even saying that.

No, I'm saying marketable.

If you're worried about that, definitely.

Yeah, but you see, I'm limited, too, man.

Like you know, you see me for who I am, right?

Yeah.

But anybody else, you put me in front of a camera lens, you

see one [audio out] laborer.

You can't fight that, you know?

Let's say if I wanted to go into acting or something like that,

bro, you can't catch me doing.

James Bond, bro.

I can't be running off no [audio out] cliffs

and [audio out] like that.

You know what I'm saying?

So I am limited.

I can't lose sight of that.

You know?

I can't do no [audio out] desk, job, tell you that.

I'll be swinging hammers again before I'm

sitting behind some desk. - No, I know what you're saying.

I understand what you're saying.

But I just think you're limiting yourself.

I think-- fine, but that's not the kind of roles

you'll be getting, anyway.

You'll be getting them based on your personality,

man, your athletic skill.

I hope you're right, man.

I do.

I wonder why they're coming at this hour.

[plane engines]

[sigh] Uh oh.

GEORGE: Bad?

Kind of, yeah.

Probably me.

They like me.

Read it to me, guys.

CURTIS: G signals who to vote out.

Points at your mask.

All right.

I don't care.

CURTIS: Everybody take their mask down.

GEORGE: You know what?

They waited all day, though, before they got me.

And I like that.

You guys, it's cool.

You waited all day to drop a b*mb on the chicken.

But it's OK.

You know, I hope they get all these for my scrapbooks.

[laughter]

Oh, well.

I don't know what to tell you guys.

I've been getting bombed all week long.

George, I'd break your fingers if I

catch you pointing at my mask.

You guys, the chicken does not have no power.

But I'll tell you what, the only thing I know

is somebody's got a definite [audio out] for me.

[laughter]

That's true.

But you know what?

I told myself last week that the chicken,

you're not going to get him down.

So fly all the damn planes you want, because I don't care.

Fly all you want.

Waste all your money.

Waste all your gas.

[whirring]

Man, every single day!

[laughter] I'm at the point where I think

I'm better off just staying in the bedroom in the dark all day

long!

I don't have a plan for survival.

You know what I'm going to do, is I'm just not going to try

and think about the bad things.

They can't read the minds of the people in here.

But I know probably what they're thinking-- you know,

what's going on with this guy, you know?

Is he in there pointing to the mask at night,

and everything else like that?

You know, they've got to be thinking,

because probably if I was in their shoes,

I'd probably be thinking the same doggone thing, you know?

What's going on with this guy?

NARRATOR: The houseguests still believe that George's

wife has control of the votes.

I have no idea whether it's a good thing, a bad thing,

to nominate George, whether one could ever

win other than George or not.

There would be no point, either way.

I mean, if you were to try to nominate George to get him out

of the house in the hopes that maybe he would get voted out

by the public, you're taking a huge gamble that his wife,

and the remarkable campaign I guess she's

organized on her behalf, that they couldn't

just keep him in the house.

In fact, you might invoke the wrath of that campaign.

So I don't know.

I mean, there's some reasons why you would or wouldn't

nominate him or not.

So I'm just going to go ahead and just do my business,

and I guess, it's tomorrow, nominate the people

who I am going to nominate.

All right, daily challenge.

CURTIS: Daily challenge.

Check this out.

I'll read it to you, and then I'll go out

and I'll read it to them.

"The daily challenge.

It is the crown jewel of rewards."

CURTIS: What?

"You ready?

One of you can win an extra vote for this next round

of nominations."

CURTIS: Whoa.

"This extra nomination will allow you to vote three

people or one person twice.

Here's the challenge you've all been waiting for."

Ready?

"Make it up yourselves.

Make it up yourselves.

The only requirements are that the challenge

must be agreed upon by majority and be completed by midnight.

There can only be one winner."

I'm going to go tell Slash.

That's not the challenge we've been waiting for.

I don't want that challenge.

Is that fair?

JAMIE: No, I don't think it's fair.

I don't think it's fair.

I say we don't do it.

I don't mind that one, either.

I don't like the prize.

JAMIE: I don't think that's fair.

That isn't fair to the game,

"It must be agreed upon by a majority

and completed by midnight."

What do you do, like, [audio out] length?

Yeah, so we'll discuss it over dinner,

I suppose, figure something out?

OK.

My question is, does anybody really want to do this?

JOSH: None of us do.

Then couldn't a majority decide not to do the challenge?

I don't know.

"After a majority has come to a decision,

please enter [inaudible] red room to tell us your plans"

So our plan is not to do this?

Well, ask them.

Well, let's wait till we have a majority.

At the very least, they're going to want to seek conflict,

because I know some of us may want to do this.

JOSH: Yeah.

OK, what do you guys want to do?

My suggestion, I don't know, Do you

guys want to do that, or not?

What was yours?

Five card draw, we all know how to play it.

It'll be one round, five card draw, and it's even,

equal, for everyone, should be.

Oh.

So it's just best hand, that's it?

Yeah.

Sounds fine to me.

JOSH: Yeah.

I'll go tell them real quick.

Well, are there people who don't want to do it at all?

I don't want to do it.

I don't want to do it, either.

Well, if you feel that way--

I'll ask them about it.

Because we don't want broccoli.

What about you, Eddie?

You want to do it?

Do you not want to do it?

Doesn't bother me either way.

OK.

I'll go tell them.

I need a stretch.

We have a question.

The majority of the house doesn't want

to do this challenge at all.

Is there any possibility that we don't have to do it,

or do we have to do it?

JULIE: You're free to say that you

don't want to do the challenge.

Can you tell me why you don't want to do it

Everyone feels that no one should

have an unfair advantage over everyone else in the house.

And we just want to keep it even because basically, you

know how we feel at this point.

We all feel like friends.

So just doing the nominations period is going to be tough.

So even if someone had an unfair advantage,

they probably wouldn't feel too good about it.

I think that's the main reason.

JULIE: OK, that's fine.

Just leave the paper on the chair.

I suggested we don't have to do it.

Oh, good.

Really?

I just left the paper with her.

They said OK. - Great.

They said, why do you guys feel that way?

I said, I don't think anyone in the house

wants to have an unfair advantage over anyone else.

We just kind of want to keep it even.

That works.

They probably thought we'd just

go for it, because the title of it was "The Jewel--"

"The Ultimate Reward," "Jewel," or something.

Yeah, something.

"Jewel of Reward."

They aren't watching us closely enough, though.

You wouldn't have thought they would

think we would go for that.

I don't know.

NARRATOR: Tomorrow night, the houseguests nominate

their own for banishment.

Find out who it will be on a live edition of Big Brother.

NARRATOR: The houseguests receive

a challenge to write lyrics to the Big Brother theme song.

CURTIS: Let's hear how this sounds.

[music playing]

OK, Josh, that's your part.

It kind of sounds like what's-his-name.

Yeah.

It's total sample.

Hey, we're like practically a boy band.

[laughter]

This is the chorus.

I think this is the chorus.

[vocalizing]

I'll tell you, all good music rhymes.

Does anybody have any specific ideas about you guys?

I mean, not even lyrics-wise, but just kind of like,

what sort of things you would want to say in this song?

JOSH: Yeah, I was telling you that.

Do we want it to be self-referential, about

all ten of us, or just about--

JOSH: It should be just generalized, I think.

Yeah, I agree with Josh, just generalized.

CURTIS: [whistling]

[vocalizing]

There's actually, like five.

The first two verse things are longer,

and the last one's shorter.

So there's five things, sounds like.

They probably had to wait till there were only five of us,

because there's five verse parts, I guess.

GEORGE: Well, you guys know music, so--

JAMIE: I can't sing at all.

It's OK.

It totally doesn't matter.

It's going to be fun.

JAMIE: Can you, Eddie?

No, I'm not worth [audio out].

CURTIS: I've heard all you guys sing.

I know lyrics, that's it.

Second winner.

Here's the second winner.

EDDIE: Yeah, this is how it'll actually sound.

I'd like to do the second part of the first half,

or something like that.

JAMIE: I'll do the first part.

I'd rather do it when it's slow.

EDDIE: Let's do it, man.

We cared for one another.

Now this is the second part.

Now who's got this part?

This is Slash and Curtis right here.

JOSH: Curtis starts right here.

Yeah, it's going to be Curtis starting it out.

Curtis, could I switch?

Is that possible?

What part is you?

Crap, I don't even quite know.

EDDIE: I was going to say, maybe I'll give him that part

right before it gets off. CURTIS: OK, yeah.

That's what you would have.

You'd have the guitar, and you'd have the Andy part?

EDDIE: Yeah, that's fine.

Because I got something to go with this, though.

But that's OK.

We'll figure out something.

EDDIE: Dude, it's only Thursday.

Yeah, I only hear four verses, or four verse parts.

[humming] We'll divide it up.

I kind of like it.

It's going to be fun, you guys.

This will be fun.

Ha ha, the one leg.

Chiquita.

[whistle] Hey, Chicken Head.

[whistle] Chicken Head!

Dog, fat a*s!

What the [audio out] is she doing?

Quit sniffing it.

CURTIS: What is she doing?

Geez, you fat pig.

I mean, just--

EDDIE: What is she eating?

Don't tell me-- dude, look over there.

Tell me she's not eating bird [audio out],, please.

CURTIS: I think she's trying to eat Rice Krispies.

EDDIE: Dude, she's get some white [audio out] on her face.

CURTIS: What are you--

EDDIE: Is she eating more bird [audio out]??

CURTIS: Oh [audio out] A, man.

Jamie puts a full box of Rice Krispies out here,

and Fajita starts eating them.

[laughter]

Ten minutes after eating chicken [audio out]..

JAMIE: Did she just get it open?

These are so gone.

[laughter]

CURTIS: Good thing I don't like Rice Krispies.

JAMIE: Let me see them.

Oh, they're just barely opened, Curtis.

Look at that.

They're just barely opened.

There's no such thing as barely opened

when Chicken Face has her [audio out]

face in my Rice Krispies!

I'm not eating those!

[laughter]

You just got yourself a box of Rice Krispies, Jamie!

What'd Chiquita eat now?

Oh, the top of this opened, so Curtis

is saying that we shouldn't eat these,

because her face touched them.

Well, I'm not going to ea them, but you guys can.

It's no big deal.

Man, she barely opened it.

Why are you [audio out] crazy?

Dude, did you see Curtis' face?

He's like [audio out] A, a whole box!

[laughter]

Oh, OK.

There's some comedy for you.

If you're just tuning in, Bigita ate chicken [audio out]

and just ate some of our cereal.

So we have to all boxes of [audio out] dog cereal.

Way to go, Bigita.

Note to self, do not eat Rice Krispies while you are here.

[laughter]

GEORGE: How'd the Rice Krispies get out there?

I put them out there with my brother's sign on them.

Oh.

[laughter]

"They're just barely opened."

"There's no such thing as barely opened when you've got

[audio out] Face eating it."

[laughter]

There's no way she could have got her face in that, Curtis.

No, she was already eating them.

Well, she must have opened this and it spilled.

But in terms of her getting her face in there?

[laughter] His face was pissed.

CURTIS: Chiquita, get out of there.

His face was pissed.

All I hear is, "Jamie!

Blah, blah, blah" as soon as I open the door.

Thanks, Curtis.

GEORGE: Don't worry about it.

[music playing]

What do you see when you're here?

What do you see when you look at these walls?

JAMIE: What do you mean?

EDDIE: What is this all about to you?

Like, when I see us in here, when I see us in this compound,

doing this thing, I see a game.

What do you see?

JAMIE: 'Cause of what you go through,

you can't just be here for a game.

I think you have to be here to enjoy the experience

while you're here, too.

Yeah, but it's my choice to miss out.

I'm allowed to do that. JAMIE: Yeah.

I'm not saying you're wrong.

I'm telling you what I see.

EDDIE: So you see this compound as an opportunity

for experiences.

JAMIE: I mean, I see it as a lot of things.

I've never lived with people before.

I've never-- all the cool stuff we get to do, yeah, sure,

there's a game element to it.

But I tell you, if I'd have been here for a game--

I don't know.

I mean, I see your point.

But I just think there's way more

to offer through being here than just trying to make it

to the end and win something.

Do I want to be here till the end?

Of course.

Can I use the money?

Yeah, so could everyone.

But I just see it as more than that.

OK.

You don't see those things?

Nope.

[music playing] Live, 'cause we're living today.

Feel the thrill of life, and don't be afraid.

Live, be a part of the dream--

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[music playing]