01x63 - Episode 63

[bunniefuu]

[humming]

Dammit, people!

Is this what three months does?

Everybody's so [muted] quiet!

[shouting]

[theme music]

Now--

What's it say?

I can't read the last three things.

I can't, either.

If you figure it out, let me know.

It's a bad one for me.

I can see that.

It is?

- Yeah. - What's the last part say?

That's nice.

What does the last part say?

I thought it was something dot com, but it's not.

I get it.

No one even voted for Josh this time.

That doesn't even make sense.

Does that mean look out, Josh, two face?

It says sealed, right?

No, it says--

it seems like it's either bad-- all bad for me,

or it's bad for me and bad for Josh.

And I can't read the end of it.

You know, I haven't said any bad things about any one person

in this house since I've been here in the red room,

and I've done it on purpose.

So crap like that--

I guess that's for Josh, but still--

and I wouldn't think Josh would have done that, either.

Gotta love the aerial assaults.

Go, Eddie.

Is that what it says?

All right.

That's a bet.

Somebody supports the National Wheelchair

Basketball Association.

What's it-- I can't read it.

It says go Eddie.

jireh.com supports nwba.org.

Hey, cool.

That's a fact.

jireh.com supports the nwba.org, which

is the National Wheelchair Basketball Organization.

Hey, that's great out there, man.

I really appreciate it.

That's a good one.

Yeah, that is cool.

That's cool.

That makes me feel good.

That's nice.

What's up, sleepy head?

Uh-- banner came by before.

They tell you?

Jamie tell you?

Banner came by, it said vote Jamie out.

Uh, look out, Josh.

Two faced something.

Look out-- like I'm a two face, or--

We don't know.

We're not sure if it meant that you're two faced,

or if it said look out, Josh.

We don't know if it was telling us--

Vote Jamie out.

Look out, Josh.

Two face? - Yeah.

We don't know if it meant you are two faced, or look out--

- Jamie. - Yeah.

We don't know.

It said vote out Jamie, and then it had two spaces

and a dash, and then it said--

look out, Josh.

Two faced, lying fraud.

Or something like that.

The thing is about that is like, that I was saying

is it doesn't matter who you voted for.

It's like, anyone in here is your friend.

So no matter who you pick, someone

could say that's two faced.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

That's what sucks about it.

That'll always happen.

NARRATOR: The houseguests continue

to prepare for their week long challenge, Is It News Or Not?

Rosie O'Donnell, big Eddie fan.

I bet that is so true.

That could be definitely true.

Because you guys have the same accent.

- She might love you. - She might.

That's cool.

And she's from your high school.

Good job, Eddie.

You had the same English teacher.

You're set if she's your fan.

If she's your fan, you're set.

California heat wave pushes electric usage

within % of capacity.

- False. - Josh?

- False. - Curtis?

You know that wouldn't be true ever.

I really seriously doubt it.

New York Jets atop top AFC East standings.

You think?

We're not that far into the season to even tell.

Well, they could be from preseason.

Preseason.

No, there'd still be-- there'd be

three or four games done now.

They're a good team, but would they be top without Parcells?

For the AFC East?

I don't know.

I wrote false.

Is that what we agreed on? - I think so.

Yeah.

Maya Angelou pens lyrics to new Puff Daddy hit.

False.

False.

What?

Maya Angelou.

She's a poet.

- You guys-- - False.

I don't know.

You guys decide on that.

I can see him singing "Picking 'Em Up and Laying 'Em Down."

George W Bush campaign charged with subliminal advertising.

Do you guys want to say false?

- I think false. - OK.

We'll go false.

Brittany returns to Hollywood for film audition.

True. - All right.

Sure.

It could say Brittany eats dog crap, we'd still say true.

Anything-- I wouldn't put anything past that girl.

True.

The Netherlands legalizes same sex marriages.

I mean, it sounds true enough.

Sure. - True.

I say-- yeah.

Canadian cornea calamity.

Celine Dion loses eye during duet with Mariah Carey?

No.

False.

Celine Dion's retired for now.

Garth Brooks and Leann Rimes photographed while nude

sunbathing on Fort Myers Beach.

False.

Very false.

Ted Nugent's new book "God, g*ns, and Rock and Roll" lands

on the New York Times bestseller list.

True.

Who is he?

Ted Nugent?

I don't know.

The Motor City Madman?

You don't know him?

Is he popular enough nationwide

to be on the bestseller list?

Nugent?

Yeah.

Especially with people my age.

- OK. - True?

OK.

Barbara Walters vanishes for four mysterious days.

Turns up in Monte Carlo as a redhead?

No.

False.

Miniature oil paintings of houseguests

selling for hundreds of dollars on eBay.

- False. - False.

False.

Streisand and Brolin open kosher Mexican restaurant

in Malibu, Si Seymour.

Glorious--

Seems too weird to be true.

You think?

But it's so obscure.

It'd be hard to make something up like that.

Open a kosher Mexican restaurant

in Malibu, Si Seymour.

Kosher Mexican restaurant?

Kosher Mexican?

Seymour?

That's a Mexican name, is it?

False.

I mean, that's fishy.

You guys--

S-I-S-E-Y-M-O-U-R.

Fishy?

But they put--

Isn't Seymour like, French or something?

I don't know.

Kosher Mexican food?

No.

Can't do that, I don't think.

We have six truths and falses.

We don't believe in anything.

It's possible, like, falses.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

I mean, we've picked false for most stories, I think.

Mhm.

NARRATOR: Eddie reveals why he placed

an A*DS ribbon on his mask.

So my uncle died of A*DS.

Yeah?

Two years ago.

Yeah.

He lived up in Maine, contracted it years,

and years, and years ago.

My mom's little brother.

And he was given just a couple days to live, so me and my mom

shot up there, and he was up in his cabin.

We got up there like, late one night, and--

he was coughing up blood, and [muted] like that.

Didn't make it that night.

Mom got to see him, but he was too out of it

to realize my mom was there.

Was wild.

And it was like, he died at I think

like, : AM or something.

The coroner came in at like, :.

I woke up to the body bag zipping up.

It was wild.

How old was he?

Mid s.

Did you know him well?

At all?

He was close to me when I was younger.

And then he moved to Maine.

And then I went up there to see his wedding

when I was like, eight or nine.

And then yeah, he was in Maine.

I was in New York.

I didn't see much of him.

I was close to him when I was younger.

He was pretty good to me.

[inaudible], what are you doing?

NARRATOR: Eddie tells the others about his morning wake

up call from "Big Brother."

Dude, it was funny this morning.

It was like-- psst!

Psst!

Like, dude.

Dude, I know I gotta get up, but I'm

portraying my character, bro.

Remember, I'm lazy, bro.

I have to sleep.

Didn't wake up?

Dude, hate to be your mom, but you gotta get up, bro.

Who was it?

Interrogator.

Oh, it was the interrogator?

Really?

Houseguest, it's :.

Do the noise, bro.

[laughter]

Go up to your bedrooms and enjoy yourself

with pleasant dreams.

[laughter]

That was good.

Go to bed.

That was good.

[laughter]

[inaudible]

It was just in Spanish.

[laughter]

[inaudible].

Spanish.

[inaudible]

Oh--

Espa ol.

It was in Spanish.

Oh--

[inaudible].

What up, Hollywood?

You know what I wanna do right now?

Just clothesline Jamie.

Boom!

Why would you wanna do that?

Drop her to the floor.

I don't know.

I just had the urge to do it.

Boom!

Just-- I mean, like, go down.

I mean, take you down with me.

I just-- boom!

Drop my forearm to your esophagus,

and just drop you to the floor.

Big bruise on your throat.

It would be kind of cool.

And you'd find pleasure out of doing that?

More than giving hugs, yeah.

Mm.

Boom.

Just drop you with a clothesline.

Boom!

So you're saying Eddie needs to break the--

I could could just be lazy and go like, lefty.

But naw, I want to like--

Eddie is now threatening women.

I want to like, you know--

Needs to break the--

I wanna like, go down to--

NARRATOR: Jamie prepares for her possible banishment.

I copied my favorite poem for everyone,

so I wanted to give it to you.

Here you go.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Good luck today.

Thank you.

You too.

It's been cool living you for two and a half months.

Three months.

But you're so-- you're so different.

And guess what?

I like you.

I do.

I think you're a good person.

I think you have a good heart.

And for you it may take you getting home and watching

all the shows, and all the red room tapes before you realize,

but I can wait till then.

So--

- Well, have you had fun? - Yeah.

Yeah.

It's been crazy.

It's been cool.

How about you?

Sorta?

I can think of a lot of other ways

I'd like to spend my summer.

Yeah.

But it's not bad.

I'm gonna go sit outside, but good luck.

Thanks.

Be good.

NARRATOR: The houseguests regroup

after George's banishment.

Yeah, see, I knew--

I knew it was gonna be between--

I thought about it today.

And the badness.

And it might be between Jamie and George.

But I had a feeling George was going.

Now the trick is not to get nominated next round.

That's the trick.

Hello.

Hello.

Up.

That's weird.

I had a long talk with George today,

and I told him I thought Illinois was voting for me.

Like, I told him all my reasons why.

Really?

Yeah.

I was in bed today, and I was thinking George was gonna go.

Really?

If anything--

I thought it'd would be because of Illinois, for sure.

Why?

Why you?

Because I told him, I thought that with one woman left,

that would be more of a threat for him

in terms of like, winning or whatever.

I don't know.

I just had a feeling.

But Eddie actually challenged the--

I took on Illinois.

Yeah, and you didn't get any votes.

So it had to be something else.

And also, because I do all the infomercials with him,

and then voted for him.

That's the other thing.

We all voted.

Yeah.

I don't know.

Curtis is like, % last week, % this week.

% next week.

Ha ha ha!

Let's not get nominated next week.

Why do you presume me nomination, Eddie?

Let's not get nominated next week.

That would be excellent.

Can we work on that?

Can we work on a team?

I'm all for unity.

See, I gotta catch up, man, so I need it next week.

I need to catch up.

Well, I don't have to sit here alone, do I?

That is so weird.

What a weird feeling.

When she first yelled your name first--

when she said your name first, were you-- what did you think?

I didn't know.

Because I knew that they wouldn't

just give them to us in order.

So I had , I'm like, hm.

You know?

I thought they were going in ascending order,

but I'm like, if you're starting with ,

you're going to run out of percents.

[inaudible] called in, so we added some percentage.

For a total of %.

What is it with me and low percentages?

Including popularity polls.

Yes.

That's funny.

Well, [inaudible] first to congratulate everyone.

Especially you three, you know?

It's really great.

It's been a long trip.

And when you look around, seeing placing, you know?

First, second, and third.

You know, only one us has gotta go and I think, you know,

that's great.

So congratulations.

- Good job, guys. - Yeah.

Only one of us misses two days, and that's it.

Yeah.

And that's great.

It's great to make it all the way.

I'll tell ya, though, this next week will be exciting.

I think they're going to do all kinds of weird stuff to us.

It's gonna be off the hook.

NARRATOR: In just two days the houseguests nominate

their own for banishment.

Find out who it will be Saturday on a live edition

of "Big Brother."

NARRATOR: The houseguests receive

their last set of headlines for Is It News Or Not.

Fictional coffee farmer Juan Valdez

honored by Colombian president.

A fictional one?

Juan Valdez?

Juan Valdez is fake.

He's from coffee.

Famous donkey.

I think that's false.

That sounds-- stupid.

Yeah.

I don't think the [inaudible] is even like that, I'm sure.

Josh named on People Magazine's

top eligible bachelor list.

Maybe.

I doubr it.

That's a load of crap.

People-- come on, people.

Top ?

Top-- top maybe--

,, maybe.

Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.

False.

would be hard, I think.

Big false.

Well, the Puguita will have you.

Entertainment Weekly reports Curtis--

Curtis' ex says, I want him back.

That is so false.

[laughter]

Now, is this the shower girl or the S&M girl?

No.

They're not exes.

He's like, oh, they're not exes.

Do you usually shower with the girls?

Entertainment Weekly reports Curtis'

ex says, I want him back.

False.

I never heard about the shower girl.

There's no shower girl.

Curtis.

I heard about the Pillsbury dough boy girl,

and I heard about the S&M girl.

That's just a friend.

But I didn't hear about the shower girl.

That's just a friend.

That doesn't count.

Onward?

Question, please?

OK.

National Enquirer, quote--

"Big Brother" houseguest hiding alphanumeric pager.

False.

No, I mean, the National Enquirer would say it--

Yeah, no, the National Enquirer is saying it.

The National Enquirer is seeing

a "Big Brother" houseguest is hiding an alphanumeric pager.

Someone-- someone can send us, like, where it writes out what

the message is on your pager. - Yeah.

I could see that as a National Enquirer headline.

The National Enquirer?

They'd make up anything.

They-- yeah.

Yeah, OK.

Yeah, true.

Like, oh, it's the National Enquirer.

True. - All right.

Daily Variety speculates Curtis may

nap his way to the grand prize.

[laughter]

No.

Snore his way to the grand prize.

That's true.

I think that's true. - Yeah.

OK.

I was voted the laziest, people.

But you do not nap.

I need little catnaps.

I can see them writing, like-- a journalist

writing Curtis may nap his way to the top, or whatever.

Yeah.

Put true.

All right.

Sydney Olympics ratings % lower than the ' games.

Because of "Big Brother."

We'll smash them!

Dammit, the [inaudible] four years?

I'll--

% lower?

% slower.

That was in Atlanta.

' was US.

In Atlanta. - Yeah, true.

Yeah, it was here in the states, so--

True.

It may be the timing's off.

And now we have reality shows and Who

Wants to be a Millionaire shows in the summertime.

But-- but the Olympics just started.

Yeah, let's say true, I guess.

It just don't make sense.

[inaudible]

Everybody.

OK.

CBS to house the homeless in the "Big Brother"

house until next season.

False.

They're gonna raze this place.

Playgirl magazine's September issue--

men of reality.

Includes Mega spread.

[laughter]

- I say true. - He would do it.

- He would do it. - I say true.

- True. - I can see him doing it.

True.

All right, whatever.

They would have people from Survivor on it.

Maybe someone from Making the Band,

and then-- yeah, I can see it.

Mega.

I don't think he would.

Oh, no.

Mexican-American viewers outraged

by houseguests' degrading accents.

We don't degrade them.

It's the French, dammit.

We do French accents.

We do French.

We do every-- we don't do Mexican accents, do we?

No.

I said-- batteries?

We don't need no stinking batteries.

I said that once, but--

I think that's false.

False.

False.

bigbrother.com number one website.

- Hm-- - False.

- It's false. - You think?

Mhm.

Well, you know what website has--

like, I mean--

AOL itself would be bigger.

As well as like, Yahoo and everything else.

Yeah.

Texan town adopts George.

Teresa given key to city.

Huh.

A Texan town adopts George.

Adopts George.

And Teresa is given the key to the city.

False.

Maybe and Illinois town.

Yeah, I can't imagine why--

Texan?

I would think false.

Brittany's mother and George's wife square off on CBS's news

show.

Maybe.

I can see Brittany, but I don't know if her mom--

OK, Brittany's mother and what?

And George's wife square off on CBS's news show.

Brittany's mom was quiet.

Based on the way Brittany describes her mom,

I wouldn't think so.

Yeah, I don't think so.

False.

Actual plane banner letters for sale on eBay.

- False. - False.

We don't even believe our cameras--

our pictures, or our masks are gonna be in there.

I doubt letters would be--

Cooking with Karen to debut next spring

on the Food Network.

Would not be surprised.

Next spring?

I bet that's true.

See it.

Cooking with Karen?

The Food Network?

Yeah, man.

I think they're starving for shows.

Ba dum tsh.

Starving for talent.

Yeah, I say true.

Bad pun.

Wanna make it true?

True.

So true.

OK.

True?

True.

OK.

Here we go.

Teen Magazine reports big brother

Jamie spawns lipgloss trend.

[laughter]

- True. - True.

I don't think it's true.

Three true against one false.

Well, then let's just take a vote.

That's fair.

True.

I think it's false.

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