01x67 - Episode 67

[bunniefuu]

Sorry I'm not rich, [inaudible] types.

I never knew.

[laughter]

I never knew for sure.

It was--

[laughter]

Thanks.

Dude.

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The entire time I've been in here, I've always felt like,

average compared to everyone in here.

Oh.

For instance, Eddie's a national MVP

at wheelchair basketball.

You're a lawyer, passed the bar in two states.

Uh-huh.

Sang at Carnegie Hall.

You're Miss Washington.

Just like, everyone in here was extraordinary to me.

And I looked at myself and I said,

what the hell am I doing here?

And no one really knew that.

And I would have never said anything before.

When I was looking around at the table

like, within the first couple days

and just meeting everybody, I thought there was no way that I

would have made it this far.

In a million years.

On the show, you know?

It's because going in I was kind of confident.

I'm like, you know, I just thought

that they would cast a bunch of people

that there'd be a lot of conflict.

And people wouldn't get along, and I'd

just be OK and be a nice enough guy, and get through it.

Whatever.

But then coming through, it's not

like I felt average here in the way that like, Josh,

you're saying.

But I felt like everybody had these really bigger than life

sort of personalities.

And they're like, you know, I feel like everybody in here

is either going to be really well liked

or have a personality, or have their clique.

But also like, America is going to like, glom onto so and so,

and so and so doing this, that, and the other.

And in that regard I felt very, very average.

There was no way on Earth I thought that I would ever like,

survive a banishment process.

Did any of you guys feel that you would make it this far?

Let me tell you this, I registered for school figuring

I'd be out in the first week.

- Did you really? - Yeah.

I registered for school.

I didn't think I was gonna make it this far.

I said I'd be out-- I said, I'll see you next week.

How come?

Just because I'm outspoken, you know?

Like, I see some [muted] going down, you know about it.

And a lot of people don't like that.

But what about when you were sitting

around looking at everybody, and you're like, huh?

Because I was more confident coming in than when I actually

sat around and met everybody.

I'm like, uh-oh.

I thought it was going to be an older group that made

it father, instead of younger.

I had no way of gauging.

And it's so funny because even the first week--

like, you know, your first impressions of everyone,

they change so greatly.

Sure.

Between even the first and second weeks.

I had no idea.

Curtis, the five timers.

I'm on the four timers.

, , , .

Right.

Last time it was , , , .

It was cool, man.

Being nominated over half the times?

I'm kind of proud to be a part of that club.

I was telling Sloshy.

He's like-- he's like, oh, five out of seven votes.

Five out of seven votes.

I'm like, try five out of seven rounds.

And then probably have you two people to thank in part.

[laughter]

I mean, I'm right behind him with four.

So I can thank you, man.

Not that far--

I just got, you know--

wind blew the right way for me one time.

It was just-- yeah, Curtis.

Sorry I nominated you all those [muted] times, bro.

Eddie, we do not talk about--

Dude, it's over.

The game is over.

The game is over.

Sorry I nominated your a*s all those times.

I never knew.

Sorry.

I never knew for sure.

[laughter]

Thanks, dude.

Yeah, I guess it doesn't matter.

It's not personal.

How many times do you think I nominated you?

If ever.

If--

[laughter]

Maybe the, uh--

the four times I was nominated?

That's a start.

[laughter]

Good one, man.

At least the four times I was nominated.

And Slushy?

Oh, no.

This is your guys' conversation.

All right.

If you're not going to join in, forget it.

I'm guessing Jordan and Mega had %.

You know, everybody nominated them, except for themselves.

You know what I'm saying?

That first round?

That face.

What?

That face says no.

I read that face like a book.

I didn't look at him because I didn't want to know.

You know?

It's just like, you got nominated that round.

He didn't.

You did.

I've been perfectly willing to talk about it,

since it's no big deal.

But we all have to talk about it.

Yeah.

We'll all be there.

But since Slushy won't.

Come on. Why not?

Yeah.

Talk about it, now.

All right.

First round, who did you nominate?

Mega and Jordan.

I cannot tell you guys, because mine would

blow you guys out of water.

No they won't.

You always think you're surprising us because you think

you're unpredictable, but--

OK.

Predict.

I say Mega and--

I think Mega, but not Jordan.

Maybe myself.

I might have guessed Mega and either Brittany,

or Mega and Karen for you.

You and Brittany.

Wow.

Wow.

Mine for first round was Mega and Karen, actually.

Because in the beginning I didn't know her so well.

I knew her-- like, she was fun, but she she was like,

stressing me out.

And so you punish with a nomination.

So get out.

That is unpredictable.

[inaudible].

Thank you for making me laugh.

Goodbye.

OK, wait, what did I miss?

The first round?

First round.

He nominated Britt and I. Yours were no surprise.

Guess what his are.

First round.

Jordan and Mega?

Yeah.

For me, Mega and Karen.

And you?

For me, I nominated Jordan and Mega.

Reasons?

Other than the die roll?

I didn't roll the dice that round.

They were-- because most of them were really upset.

They both missed their significant other,

and I thought they'd both get the most

pleasure out of leaving.

Second round.

OK.

Second round I rolled the dice.

[laughter]

You're funny.

And who came up?

The second time, it's the only time

that I've ever nominated you.

Oh!

The second time I rolled the dice,

and it was Eddie and Curtis. - Oh, wow.

And that was it.

Wow.

Pretty sure it was Karen again.

Because I never nominated her after that, because after that

we became really close.

And it might have been you, starting second round.

Since I nominated you, I nominated you

every round after.

But--

Well, that's cool.

But I don't know if it was second or third round.

Curtis, let me-- no, no.

We'll make this interesting. Go ahead.

Go ahead. It's funny.

No, no. Go ahead.

It must have been second round.

I can't remember. - Yeah.

Second round for me was--

Mega was gone, so it was Jordan.

And then it was almost Jamie, because everyone's like, whoa,

Jamie's so nice and sweet.

You know?

Nobody can be this nice and sweet.

Nobody can be this--

she must be fake.

She must be fake.

Then George comes to me one night.

I don't like Curtis.

I said, what's the matter?

He yells at me.

I said, what did you mean?

I want to play cards, and he makes me feel stupid.

I'm like-- oh, really?

He yelled at me for knocking over the dominoes,

or something.

I said, OK.

I said-- all right, Curtis it is.

I remember that night.

- Curtis. - Yeah.

No, Karen told me about that night, anyway.

Yeah.

And then it was Jordan and Curtis.

So it was Cassandra and Curtis.

It was you. That was one.

And then it was a little bit different

because I voted for George that time, because that

was when he got his letters.

Ah.

And I thought that he really missed his kids,

and everything else.

OK.

Third round.

That one I stopped nominating Karen because like,

she and I had had, like, a breakthrough a week

before that.

And I'm like, I cannot nominate her.

I feel too close.

And so then you again.

That's funny.

And uh--

Me.

Yeah.

You at that point, because that was when I'm like--

All the drama.

I thought I knew you pretty well,

but then I'm like, I don't get all this like,

womanizing thing.

Yeah.

That round, I think--

I nominated you two.

Yeah, I nominated you two.

You didn't nominate me that one?

No.

Who did you think the two that didn't were that round.

I thought it was Jamie and Brittany.

- Ah. - I think it was--

I think it was George and Eddie.

I think it was me and George.

- Really? - Yeah.

Wow. I was wrong on that one.

- It was. - Yeah.

For sure. - Totally thought it was George.

I know I nominated you that round.

Curtis again.

Curtis.

Curtis from here on out.

Oh my god.

Why weren't there Josh is not a friend banners to me?

Because I never said a bad word about you.

I said nothing but good things.

I've never said a bad word about any of you guys.

So it was you and Karen.

- You're probably Karen. - Karen.

Yeah.

Because I thought she just missed her kids like crazy.

Yeah. - Jamie.

One of them was Karen, of course.

How do you know that?

I know they announced it.

Voice from above.

The third round I did not roll a dice.

Karen, because I knew she really wanted to go.

And I freaked out because the red room

kept me about me and Josh.

Like, whatever.

And so I voted for Josh.

Surprise.

Thanks, Big Brother.

I got your nomination now.

I think it would have been only six out of seven.

OK.

What was the next round?

The super tie.

The six people tie.

The six way tie.

Oh, wow.

That's when-- remember when you got one vote?

That was me.

And then I think you got my other one.

Yeah. - OK.

I voted-- - Oh, you start.

My turn.

Curtis, Cassandra.

I rolled the dice.

[laughter]

I'm trying to remember.

No wonder why--

Dangerous woman.

No wonder he breaks your ba*ls.

Rolling the dice.

I think it was George, and I think it was Eddie.

You two.

You guys--

George saw me roll the dice this last round, so he already knew.

Same reasons as before?

You, because I still didn't know you well.

Right.

You actually-- only--

I just, like-- I felt pretty comfortable with you by then,

but I just wasn't for sure.

Still wasn't sure.

And what was after the six way tie?

Um-- the New Yorkers.

Oh, the New Yorkers.

- Was it the New Yorkers? - Yeah.

I'll start.

I did not roll the dice, and I picked Eddie and Cassandra.

And that was the only time I ever nominated Cassandra.

Just once.

You again.

Same reason.

Yes.

Because when I say-- just look at me.

Mhm.

And--

And you.

And that one--

I stopped nominating you.

By then we were--

I felt like I couldn't nominate you.

And I think it was George at that point.

Oh, and I think at that point it was

because we had lost two challenges in a row,

and I'm like, you know what?

We are getting hungry.

And I'm like, I guess I'm picking

on the basis of who, like, is most likely to help

out on the next challenge.

But we were really hungry at that point.

Yeah.

Yeah, it was you and Cassandra.

- OK. - You and Cassandra again.

OK. Same reasons?

Same reasons.

You guys are well established.

That was about it.

What wasn't--

Wait, which one was this?

The four way tie?

This was me, Curtis, and Cassandra.

That was the New Yorkers.

Three way. - Cassandra.

OK.

And then last round, the--

I rolled the dice, and George came up, and Eddie came up.

But it didn't matter because I would have probably

done George and Eddie, anyways.

But it was ironic that they came up.

On that one it was you and George.

I'm trying to-- I can't--

You definitely nominated George.

George.

And I can't remember which one of you two.

We can probably figure it out based on--

You and George.

OK.

You. Same reason.

And George, actually the same reason, too.

I thought George was more established than you two guys.

He had a big business for like, years.

And his wife had just graduated with a degree

and got a job, so--

And then this last round.

[laughter]

That was easy.

OK.

OK.

We're living proof that it doesn't matter.

Now we really have nothing to talk about.

OK, we blew another half an hour.

Only conversation topic that was left.

Done.

They're asking me about who I think is going

to get banished this week.

Yeah?

So I don't know.

I said statistically, number wise,

I said Jamie was leading the polls last week at %.

I said my best guesstimation was Jamie or I.

Really?

That's what I'm thinking, yeah.

So we'll see what happens.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I mean like, yeah, low percentages are great, but--

But you see what I said?

Now, like, also Murphy's law.

So expect the unexpected.

I know.

What makes me see Jamie a little bit more

is that I've seen more negative sides towards Jamie

than anyone else towards the house.

There were a lot of negative ties toward George-- a lot

of negative signs towards George, and he got bounced.

Now I'm seeing a lot of negative signs towards Jamie.

Not that I believe them, but I'm seeing them.

And if people are paying $ a pop to you

know, say hey, Jamie's two faced, or whatever,

what makes you think they're not going

to put $ on their credit card to call in and vote her out.

You know what I'm saying? - I guess so.

That type of deal.

So--

I mean, though I'd rather not be up for nomination,

it's nice that actually all four of us are,

so it seems like the last three are the people

who should be the last three.

They kept asking me like, are you thinking strategically,

are you thinking strategically?

And I'm just like, I can't.

Because like, I really never knew.

I mean, yeah, it was a good guess that you were

voting for me every time, but I had

no idea how Sloshy was voting.

Yeah.

And I wasn't even sure of how Jamie was voting, at all.

So I'm just like, you know-- so every round

I just voted how I thought I should vote,

and just hope it works out right.

Yeah.

Because it would be worse to strategize, I thought,

and then end up like, with--

and end up either being nominated or having

nominated somebody that I didn't want to,

thinking I was strategizing.

And I'm like, naw.

That's what happened to me the last round, with George.

Everybody came in here looking out for themselves,

and everybody should go out looking out for themselves.

And that's it.

Some came in for the experience, some came in for the money,

some came in just to do it.

Some came in for fame.

You know?

Whatever people came in here for they came in here for,

but I stated here from day one I came in here to have fun,

whatever, but I'm here for--

I need the money.

And you know, my [muted] intentions

were known from day one.

It's not like I just busted it out.

Oh, how you doing?

By the way, [muted] you.

I'm here for the money.

Been known since day one.

NARRATOR: The mystery of the saboteur

is about to be revealed.

The winner of this challenge will

take home the Big Brother TV.

Showtime.

Supposed to, um, come in here and least take a stand

at who we think was the saboteur, and how

they tried to sabotage life.

Mhm.

I haven't really been concentrating on it all

that much because Friday night was given to us,

and we knew Saturday we'd have nominations.

I was kind of straight on that.

And then I was nominated, so--

you know, I've been--

I like the sunglasses.

My head like that.

But I honestly--

I have not seen anybody that I would classify as a saboteur.

If anything, I would think it would

be you guys, trying to [inaudible]..

by making us scrutinize each other.

Um, I'm gonna make my guess on the saboteur thing.

:, and--

Go for it.

I have no clue, just so you know.

Like, I've been trying to watch everything since--

Really?

I have no idea. I don't know.

I'm not a big-- like, I don't watch people.

Just-- I don't know.

But I've been trying, and I haven't really seen anything.

The only tiny little thing I've seen--

which probably seems so dumb for me to even say it,

because I doubt it's right.

But if I had to guess anything, this is the only

thing I've seen, and it's--

Spit it out.

Come on.

I would have said it's Eddie.

And-- he moves the chair so that, like, two of the chair

legs are off the floor.

[laughter]

You've been sabotaging us for weeks , man.

Night vision.

Wow.

Night vision's pretty damn clear.

Yeah.

Oh, I look--

Look at--

[laughter]

It's you?

It is!

I look pretty butt on TV.

Changing the time.

I guess I wanted to make guess in that secret agent game.

I'm pretty sure the covert operation is

to sabotage the potato clock.

I'm pretty sure it's Josh.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

Woo!

You got it?

They asked me who I thought I got it, and I told them you.

- Really? - Yeah.

It was fated.

Extra one day, and then I looked and there

were extra holes on the top.

And I know that you and I had put it together.

- Extra holes? - Yeah.

And then--

That's the only thing that gave it away?

I never touched the-- - No.

Then the next night I thought it's probably clock related,

and I noticed that the night camera was on the clock

all the time.

Oh, I noticed that too.

And I was like, you guys need to turn the camera off the clock.

I noticed that this morning.

And two nights in a row, actually,

you were the last one to bed.

Once, like, you were like, brushing

your teeth like, forever.

And then when you wanted old cake the next night,

I'm like, oh, it's totally that.

Really?

So you never actually saw me do it?

No, I never saw you.

I just knew.

Because I had been doing it right there,

and I thought someone could open the boys' room

and get out silent enough to see me.

No, because every time I would open the door

this thing would be like-- zzt!

Ah.

One time I reset the clock right in front of you guys.

Remember when we got our potatoes?

The new ones? - Yeah.

- Uh-huh? - I did it right then.

I set it half an hour behind.

Yeah, you came in, oh, how do the seconds work?

Exactly.

I'm like, oh, hit it again.

Hit it again.

OK.

[inaudible].

You taught me how to get it going.

That's great.

I thought that would be great.

- Yeah. - I had no clue.

What was your other guesses?

Oh, those were-- that was today.

That was today.

I had no idea.

I hadn't seen anything, except for the chairs.

I'm like, well, that's kind of dumb, but that's my only guess.

Yeah, I knew you two hadn't seen me.

But Curtis was up later with me most nights.

And I did it at nighttime, except for that one

time when I changed it in front of you guys.

When you asked me if there was cake,

were you trying to either see whether I was awake,

or give an excuse for getting up--

No, I was just going to get up and eat.

I was actually hungry that night.

I just reset it later.

I'm like, why are you asking me for cake?

I was seeing if there was any left.

I was actually hungry.

That's why-- we're behind two hours right now.

It's not actually whatever time it says right now.

It's two hours ahead of that.

What?

I've been moving it back half an hour every night.

That's why it's getting out-- it's getting dark so early?

Yeah.

And I keep going to--

You guys are cracking me up.

You should see my red rooms.

I was laughing so much in there.

Really?

Because if you're like--

the sun, it looked-- the other day you were all, the sun,

it looks like noon, and it's :.

But you know what?

You remember her saying that?

I had a feeling if Curtis wasn't the saboteur he

would get it, just because he--

he is so detail oriented and knows everything that's going

on in the house at all times.

Congratulations, Curtis.

Yay.

You now have a Trinitron.

You have a Trinitron flatscreen.

I'm dancing for a Trinitron.

Yeah, Puguita.

Come on, Curtis.

Let's dance.

Naw.

Trinitron.

The Trinitron.

Dance.

Dancing for the Trinitron.

Trinitron.

Oh, god.

Trinitron.

Trinitron.

I don't know what the hell we're doing, but--

The Trinitron.

The Trinitron.

The Trinitron.

Do your [inaudible] thing.

Trinitron.

Trinitron.

Trinitron.

inches.

Trinitron, Trinitron.

Curtis-- look at Curtis' knees.

Look at his knees.

Trinitron, Trinitron flatscreen.

Flatscreen.

inches.

Stereo.

Ah!

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