02x03 - Episode 3

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NARRATOR: strangers have been locked at this house.

There are no newspapers, no TV, no privacy.

Once a week, they will vote to evict one of their own.

In the end, the houseguest who remains

will win the half million dollar prize.

Previously, on "Big Brother," Kent

tried to get the men to join his alliance with Justin.

He's like, I think we got something going back here, bro.

NARRATOR: Bunky decided to reveal

the truth of his sexuality to some of his housemates.

Oh, Bunky, that's wonderful!

NARRATOR: The women begin to bond.

But Nicole rubs some the wrong way.

Will and Shannon could not hide their mutual attraction

for each other.

You look absolutely beautiful, and I'm so attracted to you.

Good night, gorgeous.

Good night.

NARRATOR: Meanwhile, Sheryl adopted the role of house mom.

And while Krista and Monica laid low,

Mike, in his new role as Head of Household,

faced a hard decision--

to select the first two nominees for eviction.

I nominate you, Nicole, and I nominate you, Sheryl.

NARRATOR: Which of these women can successfully

convince the houseguests that she should remain

in the "Big Brother" house?

Find out tonight on "Big Brother ."

[theme music]

The idea, that's all.

I just had that little emotional-- where it had--

Ooh, we saw your little toot!

This next week is going to be absolute and total hell for me.

I am so not looking forward to it.

I'm hating it.

I feel like I'm going to die.

I just don't want to be here.

Are you OK?

I'm fine.

I know he was going to--

I knew he was going to nominate me.

- You did? - Yep.

How did you know?

I just knew he would.

He wouldn't-- he didn't have eye contact with me all day long.

You all right, stuffy?

After the nominations, when everybody was coming up

to hug me, what each one of them said to me was we love

you very much, don't worry.

Don't worry.

There's no chance.

I feel a little bit empty, hurting for Nicole.

It's not that I've resigned myself.

They've resigned me.

I just want them to know that I will not give up my ethics

or who I am--

I mean, basically, to wh*re myself.

[all laughing]

I don't like my boobs.

I'm just going to do what I've been doing--

pull people aside, have one on ones with them,

tell them how I feel.

And, hopefully, that will be enough to maybe

bring some people around.

I'm sorry you have to sit here with me,

but it's making me feel a lot better than going out there.

I don't have to sit here with you.

I'm choosing to. - I mean, that you are--

I appreciate it.

If I were in your position, what my best play

would be would be to, like, knock

everyone's socks off and act like absolutely

nothing happened.

Well, that's what I tried to do.

You know, I tried to go outside, and sit down, and hang out,

and not go hide or anything, you know.

But if I would have jumped in that Jacuzzi the other night

and played the strawberry whipped cream game,

things would have been a little bit different.

[all screaming and yelling]

Honestly, if you are who you seem to be,

I want to be able to be friends with you.

You know, friends are like so hugely important to me.

, , , , , .

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah!

The race is on.

I'm not asking you to do anything.

All I'm saying is it's an un--

it's an unfair-- it's an unfair advantage.

Well, they, basically-- anybody

that's friends with you, or friends with her,

they screwed us.

But sweetheart--

Neither one of you have done anything to me.

You know what I'm saying?

So now, you and I vote for Sherry, and the other nine

vote for you--

It would make me feel better, at least.

I mean, you guys got to nip it in the bud while you can.

Say, for instance, you get Head of Household next week, OK?

You put up Will and Mike on the chopping block.

One of them is definitely going, no matter what.

- Right. - Right?

Right.

So then, in my opinion, Will would be the one to go.

I would hope so because I think everyone is a little nuts

with him at this point.

The whole household is.

My god!

Half man, half amazing.

We follow him like sheep.

Go ahead.

If you're able to make it so you get those guys out of here,

you're going to live a much better life in here anyway.

You say those guys-- oh, I know that-- you just mean Will,

Shannon, and Mike.

They're our biggest threat.

And Justin.

Nicole planted the seed last night and is trying to get--

and I'm willing to go along with it, and I hope it works--

nothing against Sherry--

but trying to get a bunch of us to vote

against Sherry so that Nicole can stay in the house.

And then we can come to an agreement

that one of the two nominations is going to be Will.

Will is being a dictator, and he needs to go.

Sherry is just your consummate smoking mom.

She's just hot.

Every way you look at her, she's sexy.

I couldn't think of any fault in her as a hot mom.

She's just smoking.

Listen, she's good looking.

She's sweet, dude.

She'd be like candy and stuff.

Younger men kind of scare me and intimidate me a little bit.

You know, it's something that I've been attracted to.

But because I have a -year-old son,

it's something that I've kept away from.

The "Mrs. Robinson" episode.

Koo-koo-ka-choo.

I agree.

For a woman her age, I think Sheryl's

body is in the th percentile.

Yeah.

You are the coolest mom.

I can relate to her on lots of levels.

And last night, we had a really great talk about kids.

And I get a lot of wisdom from her

about what my life is going to be like when my child is older.

Mom, you know what?

I don't miss you.

I said, you don't?

And he goes, no, every time I turn the TV on,

your face is there.

Your kids at home are just going,

I've got the coolest mom.

I'm very well liked.

But I think we're going to hit a point

where everybody's going to be so well liked,

it could be a strategy.

Sheryl is vivacious, funny.

[laughing] Did I make any sense?

She loves to cook.

She is definitely an asset to this house, which is

exactly why she was nominated.

Nobody really wants to lose Sheryl.

Sheryl was nominated solely because she is so well liked

by the house that you could nominate her

without guilt, knowing that no one else would

purposely try to evict her.

It's no secret that Nicole is not well liked

and Sheryl is very well liked.

I think it's a little bit scary, Sheryl being a nominee,

only because she probably didn't even have an idea that she

would be in the first round.

Sherry is a bigger threat to anyone

who wants to win this game, simply

because she is currying favor with everyone

by being everyone's mother.

But she's very passive aggressive in doing it.

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

And she is putting thoughts in people's heads about,

hey, so-and-so is not doing his work.

So-and-so is not cleaning up his glasses.

So, therefore, she is a threat.

As far as me winning this game, I see Sheryl as a threat

to me.

You are the mom that everybody has dreamed of having.

Because I think Mike went to her and said, look, Sherry--

even put an empty suitcase.

You don't even need to pack.

You know, it could be a sneaky way

to start getting rid of people who are well liked.

And we're kind of looking at that a little bit like,

hmm, you know, some of these guys

think they got this thing figured out

and they're working this game.

But, you know, it may not be what they appear.

We're all in here, and this is a game.

And I don't think you should ever count

your eggs before they hatch.

It's going to get so ugly and so weird.

Bwahaha.

Turn around!

I think beauty is about symmetry.

I consider myself to have a very good eye for cosmetic beauty.

Will and Hardy are like picking up tips from the women,

although Will has some cool lip stuff.

Will just-- he kills me the way he struts around

here like a [muted] peacock.

I hope that everyone has underestimated

my potential for--

for just massive destruction.

I'm developing a lot of friendships in here.

The way I live is like your dream way to live.

He's really pissing off a lot of people.

And I just asked him.

I'm like, didn't we just talk about this this morning?

You know, I'd like to be able to participate,

do what I need to do.

But I think that's crappy.

And he's like-- he's like, well, tough.

You're one person.

We're .

I'm hoping that Will has really upset Kent, Monica,

Krista, and Autumn, and me--

and, of course, Nicole.

So there's six of us that are sick of Will.

So now, my new strategy is to get rid of Will

as soon as possible, because, basically,

I can't wait till he's gone.

You would love "American Psycho."

The guy-- he comes out like--

he kills these women.

But he comes out buck naked in the hall.

And he's got these yellow gloves on.

That was the craziest damn movie.

And he's just--

Absolutely no capacity for sympathy.

Did you hear that conversation?

They bring him in the ER.

And it's so-- we're so cool.

Like, there's no sympathy.

We're just like, oh, you're at a club, got your a*s beat.

And I insult their face.

Over again.

And then the cops take him away after we clean him up.

Yeah?

Like, the nurses wipe him off, hose him down.

I sew up their face, take some x-rays of the head.

If they're fine, I'm like, take them out, boys.

He said-- he said he has no sympathy.

If he sees the parents of a child who is dying,

he just says, hey, get over it.

I'm [inaudible] and you're a [muted] doctor, pal?

He stunned me.

OK, the w*r is on.

Will's got to be the leader, man.

He's Attila the Hun.

But I do know that he's controlling

this entire environment, and he likes it.

And he thinks it's going to get him to the top spot.

Well, he's always felt he's a leader.

He's a doctor.

He's-- you know, he's--

And that's great in outside life.

Controls all of us.

But that's not like in here.

Tomorrow morning, I will be initiating

a voluntary fast that everyone has agreed to partake in.

And I told everyone that I think we should do this

because people are violating the seven deadly sins, specifically

three--

greed, gluttony, and sloth.

We discussed a hour fast, just for, you know,

mental cleansing and--

Yeah, man.

Oh, I agree.

That will be a non exercise day.

I don't know what his motivation was,

besides seeing if he can move his little chess pieces any way

he wanted to.

When you haven't eaten for hours,

you appreciate, like, smells.

You appreciate noises.

You appreciate things that you never realized before.

And, you know, if anyone else was interested in doing it,

I would definitely be talked into it.

- I'll do it. - I'll do it.

Cool.

I had told everyone that I created

the fast for spiritual cleansing, which was total BS.

It puts me in a position of power.

And if people are wondering what I think,

then I have some ability to control them.

I can be the puppeteer, and they can be the marionettes.

That will be fun.

Mike came out of the Diary Room today and had a video

camera, a handheld, and a little, like, you know,

Take-One little gadget.

Over the past five days, you've

had a chance to explore every inch

of the "Big Brother" house.

"Big Brother" would like you to share

your insights with your families back home

and the rest of America.

Please use this camera to sh**t a video tour

of the "Big Brother" house.

To reward you for your efforts, "Big Brother"

will prepare a highlight reel and screen it for you,

complete with popcorn and movie candy.

[yelling and cheering]

We were just--

Bwa!

Something to do, group effort--

and the ideas just started flowing.

Go get your wardrobe on.

You're reading a book.

You guys are--

Who runs the video?

I was excited.

I thought it was a good idea.

And it gave us something to do, because, you know,

we were doing the fasting.

This is so cool.

Roll one, scene one, take one.

It was fun, but it was a little stressful.

Some people were helping out more than others.

You guys are helping out, but this is an activity I

didn't want to participate in.

Anyone have a problem with it?

You should say what up because they all know.

Quiet on the set, please.

Five, four--

Three, two, one.

That's the way you do it.

[clack]

[yawns] Usually, my first stop in the "Big Brother"

house in the morning is the bathroom,

because you're living with a lot of people in a close proximity.

My favorite scenario was the bathroom scene.

We have a lot of privacy here, that not a lot of people

barge in on each other.

Justin walks in on the shower on Krista, drops his towel.

His bare butt is right there.

So it's pretty cool, especially for the girls.

As far as the bathroom is concerned,

we have a very strict knock policy,

so people don't barge in on each other, you know, which is good.

Because living with people with one

bathroom can be very difficult.

I love the idea of a home video project today.

I was really frustrated how it went.

You can open the door and be like, hey, do

you know where the ketchup is?

And he'll be like, yeah, second shelf.

And you can be like, thanks a lot, and then just walk out.

Bunky was negative help.

He was making it more difficult by bringing up

really bad ideas.

We're not being creative enough.

We can do some visuals and then do just record

some voiceover for the visuals.

One more time.

I'm a angry black woman, yes.

- Whoa, whoa-- wait. - It's just so not my character.

Go ahead, hit it. Hardy wants to--

You know what's been good, too?

With all the different races in here and everything,

I thought there would be a lot more racial tension.

But everyone's been real cool with that.

Hey, what's up, Monica?

Nice suit. I like that color.

This color?

What the hell are you talking about, color?

You got a problem with me being a black woman?

Probably two people took control

of the entire thing, which I really didn't appreciate.

Perfect, perfect.

Perfect!

And try to say the words h*nky and cr*cker.

I mean, I think everyone deserves to have input in that

because it's a group project.

But you see the stronger willed people pushing

their ideas on other people.

There really hasn't been much fighting at all.

It's been a pleasant surprise, particularly

with the nominations that were just announced.

It's been a lot of tense moments here in the house.

It's been really great.

Everyone just really, really loves each other.

We take one step back.

Here we go.

The last room I'm going to show you is called the hot box.

This is where four people share a room the size of a closet.

It's kind of funny.

I thought this would be, like, the hookup room.

But people haven't really been getting together here.

I guess-- you would think with lots of young guys,

and girls, and everything, people would hook up.

But I guess there really hasn't been that much chemistry

between the sexes.

But, you know, give it time, and I think people will start

to get to like each other.

And, you know, maybe we'll deal with more

of that stuff going on.

Oh!

Everyone get their bathing suit on.

Because then we're going to stop,

all get in the pool, put this on the thing,

and it'd be like, thanks, "Big Brother," la, da, da, da, da.

Opeloosa, whatever!

OK, bam.

We've got to hurry.

We haven't seen much of Sherry.

She spends most of her time in the hot tub.

I have to tell you, it's really great having her around, you

know, when you're away from your mom and, you know,

a lot of the younger guys kind of look

to her as the mom figure.

And she's just really a calming influence

on a lot of the mayhem and general revelry

that does take place here in the "Big Brother" house.

Oh, whatever-- just keep rubbing.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you're all my baby.

We all worked together and came up with some schemes

of what we wanted.

And, yeah, I enjoyed that a lot.

The time flew by for us while we were doing that.

Hey, Big Brother!

[cheering and yelling]

Ha, ha, ha, ha.

[all laughing]

Oh, my god!

There's Krista.

You cut his head off!

Shannon, Shannon, Shannon.

Let's cut to the chase.

We're hang out.

We're friends.

Were like brother, sister.

I consider her to be a sister--

a hot sister who I'm trying to hook up with, but a sister

nonetheless.

If this camera wasn't on, what would you do right now?

[laughs] If we had no cameras here at all?

Yeah.

[chuckles] I can't say.

I don't see Will and I being more than just friends right

now.

Every day, we continue to hang out,

and we learn more, and more, and more.

Oh, yeah, that's really hot.

OK.

No.

No?

You've got to be kidding me.

Will and I are kind of like monkeys in the fact

that we're helping each other groom.

It's not like we're picking fleas out of each other's hair.

But he asked for some night cream.

And I put it on his forehead for him

because he's worried about his wrinkles.

Now, you're going to wake up tomorrow all broken out,

and you're going to blame it on me.

I'm going to get Botox, is what I'm going to do.

It's always nice when somebody else is willing to help out.

That's really not cool.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm getting some sort

of sense of attraction here.

And I just want to make sure that it's not

the context of this house because I

would be attracted to you outside of the context

of this house. - Are you sure?

How do you know?

I'm positive.

How do you know?

I just would.

I'm just telling you, honestly.

You are in a house-- locked in, sexually frustrated.

And I don't want to be the guy that serves your purpose

until you-- until you could--

Wow.

--escape.

You were so saying that I would just

hook up for sexual purposes.

No, I'm not. I didn't say that.

It's a slap in the face.

No, that's not what I said.

What I said is-- no.

What I said is that would be my fear because I clearly

am interested in much more.

I'm not hooking up with anybody in this house.

OK, me neither.

[laughs]

The whole, you know, snuggling, cuddle thing--

it's not a bad thing at all.

You know, I'm very delicate and fragile.

I'm not the kind of person who can be left alone on a cot.

There's a reason why I'm , I've never been married.

There's someone else out there for me that's my match.

Of course, I'd love to have sex.

The cuddling is solely for warmth.

I started slowly coming out to people in the house.

And I kept avoiding coming out to Kent

because it really wasn't comfortable,

and I was very nervous about coming out to Kent.

The very, very first night that we were here,

he said to me that he can't stand it when a h*m* gets

in his face and tries to tell him that being a h*m*

is not abnormal.

You know, it used to be sickos, weirdos, and freaks.

Now it's "alternative lifestyle."

And it's not cool to not think that's cool.

But don't come throw it in my face and try to tell me it's

normal.

Through your body language, I thought you were g*y.

I am g*y.

Yeah?

Um-hum.

Because I think everybody here thinks that you're hetero.

They asked what your wife's name was.

And you said, well, I'm not saying that because, you know,

I think everybody just assumed it was your wife.

Right, I'm not going to come out to a group of people.

I come out to people individually,

once they get to know me.

I understand.

You were telling us that you were hetero, and I had--

I never told anybody I was hetero.

Well, I think everybody assumed that when

you started talking about--

I can't help what people assume.

I never told anyone that I was straight.

OK, well, I thought you were saying you were straight.

I didn't say I was straight.

Well, when somebody asks you your wife's name,

you didn't correct them and say, I don't have a wife.

So I thought you were telling me that you

were hetero because you were telling me you had a wife.

You made that assumption.

You said you had a wife.

No, I have never said the word wife.

Somebody asked if you had a wife,

what's your wife's name was.

And you said, hey, I am not going to--

I didn't say I had a wife.

I never said the word wife. - Your partner is your wife?

Huh?

Your partner is your wife?

No, I have a husband.

OK.

But somebody asked you what your wife's name was.

Right.

That was Monica.

And you didn't say, I don't have a wife.

No.

You said, I'm going to keep that private.

I did not say I don't have a wife.

But you did skirt the issue.

Yeah, yeah, I admit that because I'm

not going to out myself in front of everybody in a group.

What I was going to say to you, in apologizing,

is if you were heterosexual, and I had made an assumption,

through your body language, that you were g*y,

I apologize for that.

Oh, oh, oh. OK.

OK.

Have you-- from the day you were born--

known that you were g*y?

All through growing up, I just wanted

to hang out with the guys.

And in high school, I wanted to go to the prom with a guy,

you know. I've never been--

What has it done in your life?

I mean, it's got to have been--

there have to have been horrible hurdles to cross.

It's awful.

It's awful.

I mean, I spent --

When did you actually come out to anyone?

I mean, did you stay in the closet for a long time?

For or years.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah, and I-- and I prayed and prayed.

- Did it make you feel ashamed? - Oh, yeah.

I mean, I was raised in a very--

I'm a freak?

Something's wrong with me?

Yeah.

I was raised-- and my mom, she didn't want me to be g*y.

I mean, I didn't want to be g*y.

So I would pray, and I'd be up at the altar,

and I'd be crying and everything.

Like, please make me straight.

Why are you doing this?

And I would cry at night going to sleep and pray

that I would wake up straight.

And I would end up praying, you know, at one point,

if I don't wake up straight, I don't want to wake up.

I don't want to wake up.

Who would want to choose to be g*y when you can't even

walk down the street and hold the hand of the person

that you love and show affection for your love?

Go home, and try going out in public,

and try not showing affection for your wife,

trying to act like this is your sister or something like that.

So if you had your choice, if you could snap your fingers

and be straight, you would?

In this country, at this time, yes.

Because being straight is the majority, and being straight

is--

you're not going to get beat up for being straight.

Oh, I know.

You're not going to be threatened.

You're not going to be chained to a fence like Matthew Shepard

and beaten to death because you're g*y.

Sure.

I admire the courage it takes to be who

you are in a straight world.

Thank you for admiring that and for recognizing it.

It takes a great deal, and I respect you for that.

Thank you.

After Bunky and I spoke last night--

and then I got up and hugged him and said,

you know, welcome g*y Bunky to the household,

because I know it took a lot of courage.

Initiating the fast allowed me to be a puppeteer.

I kind of look over the stage, and I play the marionettes.

And they follow whatever I say.

It's almost like mind control.

Any of these two break the fast yet?

No.

Hardy comes and asks me, Krista,

did you have pretzels in your bed?

Because you know Autumn's sleeping in my bed.

And I said, no.

And he says, she's got pretzels--

like whole pretzels-- all by her mouth, and her pillow,

and on the floor.

And make sure you get to Will and tell

him that yes, I ate some pretzels, and boy, am I sorry.

The fast was originally a hour fast.

Autumn lasted about three hours.

Well, why are you worried about telling Will?

Because it's Will's fast.

I'm not going to be reporting to somebody.

What do you mean, it's Will's fast?

It was his idea.

I'm king of the castle here.

It's Will controlling and looming over the entire world

that we have in here.

I wish.

We'll be there in about another couple of hours.

Oh, man.

- About four or five. - You guys are hungry?

I'm not hungry at all.

The sun was still out last time we ate.

OK.

- An hour-- we can probably eat. - That's a lot.

And I did a hour fast.

And I ate when Kent sat down to eat

because I was probably a couple of hours

over when my hours was done.

And yet, they still looked at me like, yeah, she

didn't do the fast, which I could really give two [muted]

about anyway.

There's actually only three people left doing it,

which is Shannon, myself, and Justin.

Well, I didn't realize that people

think that, like, they're going to be

ostracized if they don't do it.

I never meant for it to be like that.

Exactly.

I agreed to do the fast 'cause it was something to do.

I've never fasted before in my entire life.

I honestly didn't think I could do it.

I take that back, because I can do anything I want.

The fast did achieve the desired result for me.

I wasn't anticipating any type of spectacular revelation

to take place.

But it confirmed that Autumn has no willpower whatsoever.

I was going like this.

And Bunky asked, are you OK?

I was like, uh-uh.

I said, I can't, uh-uh.

It is a group activity, but it also is a spiritual thing,

and you do it how you see fit.

And that Justin has a lot more than I suspected.

So like am I going to have super eyesight,

now that I've fasted for hours and ate a carrot?

Yeah.

The fast did end.

It only emphasized what I had already

suspected, that some people would have

weaker willpower than others.

We're all sitting around talking

about how fat we're eating right now, and it's great.

But we're running out of food, and that's not cool at all.

[inaudible] at least four pounds in the last three days.

Yeah.

We're going to be out of food, like, so soon.

We've got to get food, man.

Two dozen eggs for a dozen people-- what are you nuts?

It's going to be some hell if they don't let me

have a bowl of granola cereal.

So it's our first luxury competition.

And my responsibility is to gather up the troops,

bring them outside, and explain to them how

we're going to win our first luxury that "Big

Brother" has to offer.

Tell us where the love is.

All right, you guys ready?

Yeah.

One, two, three.

Oh.

OK, as soon as I'm gone, you will have exactly five minutes

to decide the entree, or type of cuisine,

you'd like for dinner tonight.

Once you've made a group decision,

you must spell out your choice on the white line below,

using only your bodies as letters.

When I return, you must remain absolutely silent

as I climb back up here and attempt

to read your choice out loud.

If we are successful, "Big Brother"

will reward us with the meal you chose with all the trimmings.

Good luck.

OK.

[clap] Shh!

They all know I'm a vegetarian.

They don't take it into consideration

because, just like Will says, well, there's ten of them

and one of me.

[interposing voices]

Now, wait.

It has to be letters. Chicken parm.

It's got to be letters.

Chicken parm.

It's .

We might have to join together to make a letter.

There were some of us that really wanted sushi so bad.

You got sushi we can spell.

Sushi?

They don't cook that stuff, though.

What do you want? Speak.

You've got to pick something to eat.

- What do you want? - Steak.

- What do you want? - Sushi.

I don't care. I want what everybody wants.

What do you want?

[interposing voices]

And as soon as the word was said

and Will agreed with it, boom, that was it.

We're doing it, filet.

[RINKY DINK MUSIC AND ALL CHATTERING]

Come down here, and the R's going

to have to be in the middle, so that everybody

gets in the line.

We have to be on this line.

[interposing voices]

Justin, do you want to go like this

and put your legs like this so it looks like a little I.

[everyone barking orders]

So Will just grabbed the ball and ran with it.

Come just a little bit this way, Nicole.

Because otherwise, I'm going to be sitting on this thing.

Justin, come up a couple of inches.

Shannon, move your butt just a little more toward Justin.

Monica, if you would scoot up more

toward the top of the thing. - Half a minute.

Are we OK [inaudible]?

You guys-- look, here.

And here's the line.

This is for the--

Come on, Will.

We'll assume the position, Will.

Remember, you guys, don't talk.

Nobody say anything.

Freeze.

You guys better have spelled sushi.

Even if I had three solid letters,

I could probably play a little, you know, fill in the blank

there, a little hangman.

F-I-L-E-T.

I wanted to guess fish, but I wasn't technically sure

that if I said filet of fish, that that was

an actual name of an entree.

F-I-L-E-T. [chuckles] Filet mignon.

[cheering]

Course, the health guys would like

to have protein drinks, and avocado,

and spinach dip, and all that foofoo crap.

But I'm excited about that.

We'll get a big old slab of meat.

Whoo!

Medium rare!

I'm starving.

Can I have a rare?

Wait, hold on!

I am in starch heaven.

Nicole was not real crazy about the choice of entree.

So I think a lot of us will be giving

up some vegetables tonight.

Ladies, you better get in here because these potatoes

are going!

It's a really big salad with the meat.

Actually, steak.

Oh, you guys!

Smell this.

It's awesome.

You know what?

The bottom line is we're eating a nice meal.

We're eating a better meal than we would have otherwise.

So everyone can stop complaining and be happy.

And we're cool.

I'll spell a word for five minutes every day

if they'll bring this.

I'll spell a word every day.

[rolls tongue]

[inaudible] like medium.

I mean, it's fine.

It's cool.

I just hope that I get like a really, really big baked potato

or something, you know?

I'm trying to find the power to stay in.

If I can get past this vote, I'm telling you.

The game has taken a [muted] huge [muted] change.

Last night, I realized that I had some sort of support.

And that's when I started putting on my,

you know, "Vote for Nicole to stay in" buttons to everyone.

You don't get a chance to partially stay in the house.

What you need to do is play it cool.

You need to not jump in any conversations.

You need to be observant.

You need to-- but don't interrupt anybody.

Because the minute you interrupt somebody, it's pushy.

It's too assertive.

Yeah, but I'm trying not to be like that.

You've done it a couple of times.

It's hard not to do.

Don't even get any more into the thing.

I think Monica's rolling over on the whole thing to you.

Yeah.

I mean, I think she's rolling over to other people.

So it's going to k*ll your chances.

If I had to do it right now-- if you told me I have

to do it else I'd get kicked out of the house,

it would be Nicole.

Let me ask you a question.

Do you have, at least, some definites?

Because all you need is six.

Now you've got three.

Because you've got me and Kent.

And that's %.

Well, I have--

Krista will show you to your death.

I don't know about Krista because she's

partnered with Will.

Will has nothing to do with this.

It seems like Will has everything

to do with everything, honey. The way I see it is--

I know you don't like Will. I already know that.

I just want to tell you, I don't want to see you leave.

Well, thank you.

Because I think you're a great part of this.

And I think you've contributed a lot

more than she's contributing.

She's as phony as a $ bill.

You think so?

There's nobody more phony.

You think there's anyone more phony than Sherry?

I think Nicole has a chance of staying in the house.

And Nicole is really a good person.

Everybody's going to think it's going to be Nicole.

But I really don't think it will be.

I have no doubt I'm going to vote for Nicole

to stay in the house.

[grunts]

Oh!

Take it out, throws up everywhere.

Will-- I do enjoy his stories, but, basically,

I think he's obnoxious.

But I'm going to pretend, you know,

to being kind of like the cool chick or the country girl,

and just go along with whatever he says for now.

But god help I get Head of Household because he's gone.

[all laughing]

They're like, we want you to give up now.

And he's like, no!

And we're like, come on, give up.

Who is less of a threat, Sherry or Nicole?

To anybody in here.

Sherry.

No.

Sherry's a passive aggressive mama

who works you like a violin.

OK.

If I was looking at who was a threat,

Sherry's more of a threat than Nicole.

Aye yai yai--

my aye yai yai!

You see me?

Yai, yai, yai, yai.

See it now?

Oh, yeah.

[sighs]

[chuckles]

What am I thinking?

Nicole-- let me tell you something.

Nicole will never nominate you.

I've talked to Nicole.

Nicole thinks the world of you.

I am vengeance b*tch now.

I want to get Will the hell out of here.

And you know what?

My a*s can get kicked out of here the third week,

and I will walk out with a smile on my face,

just knowing I got Will out of here.

Have little [inaudible] over there.

Yeah, [inaudible],, another job well done.

Really.

You want me to say grace?

If I may.

Yeah.

Be serious.

Oh, dead serious.

Dear God, thank you for this meal before us.

Amen. - Amen.

- Thank you. - Amen.

Break for the point. You know what I mean?

We just want to give thanks.

That's what it is.

And we gave thanks.

Some people think he takes it too far.

Some people don't know him and think that he's serious.

And I don't ever think he's serious.

And Justin and I had a little talk about it.

And I'm like, Justin, you've got to tell me when you're serious.

And one of the things that he said he was serious about

is don't whack him in the head.

The last person that smacked me in the head,

bro-- you know what he had?

A circle under his [muted] eye.

I'm sorry.

Also, a concussion.

He also was missing three teeth.

You're so lucky that there's money to be won on this show.

Because if there wasn't, I would really

beat the piss out of you.

I'm sorry.

Yes, sir.

One, two, three.

All right.

Now get out of my face.

He's a bully.

He's threatening.

He's intimidating.

What happened last night--

Justin apparently took Kent's pillow without asking.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

He took your pillow.

Somebody who goes into your room,

and takes your personal pillow off your bed,

and just walks out with it--

and that's the second time he's done it.

It just wasn't acceptable for me.

He was all fired up.

I went in the palace, and I grabbed the pillow.

And I went to lay back down on my bed.

So next thing you know, Kent comes in, you know,

like a bat out of hell.

And he's like, that's my pillow!

That's the second time.

You don't get this now.

I'm like, here, take your pillow.

Hey, Justin.

It's real [muted] funny, man.

But it's my pillow, man.

I'm going to tell you I took it.

[laughing] Damn, Kent!

Take all the pillows you want, man,

but that's my personal one.

I go right back in the palace, and I grab another pillow.

And it's actually, like, a sofa pillow.

I've got one personal pillow that I would like to keep.

And that's the second time that he's taken it off my bed,

and just stuck it under his head, and started using it.

It's almost I feel as if this is like a prison mentality,

and he's, like, trying to make me his quote b*tch.

And I'm like showing it to him, like,

through the window or whatever, and I don't know.

He's like just all pissed off.

That's the second time you've taken that same pillow of mine.

You can have those all you want.

I go out there.

I said, I went, I got a pillow.

I didn't know it was your personal pillow from home.

[inaudible] That's the first and last [muted]

time you talk to me about this.

- You want to see a second time? - This is the second time.

Stand up on your [muted] [inaudible] and put your hands

up, because I'm going to knock the [muted] out of your pillow.

This is the second [muted] time you took my pillow.

No, that's the first time I ever

took that pillow, all right? - No, no, no.

No, no, no.

I'm going to say it one last time.

That's the first time I ever touched any of [muted] pillows.

In the house.

No, in the house-- any.

You took my pillow the other night.

No, no, no, I didn't. No, I didn't.

I had a [muted] pillow.

I even told you.

No, I don't think so. I don't think so.

- I even told you. - No, no.

Get a [muted] [inaudible] you can see stuff, OK?

I got no problem with you saying I took that pillow.

I got no [muted] problem with that.

Don't say it's the second time.

It's the second time.

No, it's not.

I was terribly intimidated by him because he's

a big physical presence.

He's half my age.

He's a strong fellow, you know, who

does a lot of weightlifting.

I'm sorry, Kent.

I was humiliated to be treated that way in front of two

of the other houseguests.

You know, I was a little fired up at the time, too.

But that's just the way I talk, and that's the way you get.

And, you know, that's pretty much like kind

of part of my game.

People never know when I'm serious, ever.

That's his shtick.

He does things in front of others

to embarrass and humiliate you, and then

comes over by himself going, hey,

man, I really didn't mean that.

I didn't do it on purpose, man.

Not for nothing, bro.

- Don't worry about it, man. - Yeah?

No, that's not an apology as far as I'm concerned.

I mean, if he wants to apologize,

let him apologize in front of the people

that he humiliated me in front of.

My position on Justin, right now, is I do not

want to align myself with him.

Listen, when we're out here all alone,

can I kiss you on the cheek?

No, we're not kissing.

On the cheek?

My god, are you a nun?

Can I kiss you on the cheek?

Is that a crime?

Oh, what if I was a nun?

How is it that me, being a very available, young--

arguably, you know, actually, at this moment--

arguably one of the most available

bachelors in the United States of America,

probably one of "People's Most Beautiful People of the Year"

next year. - Wow!

Top --

Damn!

--is begging for a kiss.

OK, is this confidence or c*ck?

No, it's not-- listen, it's neither.

It's neither.

This is-- I consider myself a realist.

I don't kiss the girls.

Girls kiss me.

Oh.

It's such a horrible predicament for you.

How do live with yourself?

You know what the beauty of it is?

When I go on a date, I know if a girl likes me

or not because she kisses me.

It makes it really simple.

I've never initiated the first kiss.

Really?

I don't have to do that.

You're as right at this moment-- there's probably like--

I'd say, at least , -year-old

girls yelling at their TV--

Shannon, you idiot!

You kiss him!

Like, we love him so much!

Are you Ret*rded, Shannon?

Lean over and kiss the boy.

He's begging for your affection.

We're getting better.

Oh, OK.

Is there more beer in there too?

Scoot over.

No, I like you over there where I can stare at you.

You've got to be--

you're just hot, that's all.

No, it's your imagination.

I promise.

You know what?

Shannon, seriously-- you had a couple beers.

And I would not want to--

I wouldn't want you to say anything

that you wouldn't mean.

Oh, really?

Right.

Oh, you think that just, what, three beers--

I'm out of control, and I just have no control over what I say

or what I do?

I just don't want you to--

Alcohol is truth serum.

You know that.

I don't want you to say anything--

You know that better than anybody.

Well, listen.

That's probably true.

So tell me some truths.

Well, what do you want to know?

Well, what do you want to tell me?

Listen, I know we joke around a lot.

And in all seriousness, just so you know,

I really appreciate your company.

I think you're really cool.

You're clearly very attractive, and you're the kind of person

that I could see myself with.

I feel really nauseous for some reason.

Ooh!

It has nothing to do with you.

Oh, oh, oh!

Oh!

You know, maybe it's like a wave of--

maybe it's a wave of passion.

[laughing hysterically] Take it slow.

Take it slow.

Hang out.

Have a good time.

I have zero, zero power--

the zero.

The only power I have is what's mine and nobody else's.

What did you do here?

- What did you do to me? - A scratch.

I have scratches and cuts all over me.

For what reason?

This girl I've been cuddling with at night.

[breathing heavily]

The coast is clear.

I hope [inaudible].

I do have a message for her boyfriend at home.

He's out of here.

[WHISPERING] Thank you.

It's over for him.

That's completely done with.

I think that I have reached it here with her.

[WHISPERING] Good night, [inaudible]..

If I was to say, definitely, who

was going to vote for Nicole--

Will, Shannon, Justin, Krista.

Why, I don't even know.

So Hardy is really the deciding vote.

If Nicole stays in this house, it's going

to be w*r from that point on.

There's no way that people are going to evict

Sheryl out ahead of Nicole.

Sheryl's just too well liked.

I think Nicole, if she was left in the house,

she's so volatile.

There's just no telling what she could do.

And I'm going to be glad to see her

go, because I'm scared of her.

And I'll admit that.

I think that it's been a really lucky experience for me.

I think everyone here is really cool.

I have very strong feelings that Nicole will

not last long in this game.

And I consider her to be zero threat.

She's ready to go.

She's geared up.

And, you know, I keep thinking, heck, it could be me.

You never know.

I don't know.

I mean, I think Autumn and Bunky are with me.

Hardy said he doesn't think that I'm totally out, either,

and not to give up.

A lot of people in here have jumped

to really quick conclusions.

And that's why we all find ourselves

in situations that we're in.

I cannot wait until, hopefully, I stay in here.

I get to look a couple of people dead a*s in the eyes

and give them that mean, little bitchy a*s

smirk that I'm going to.

I've had a great time, and I really--

and I'm so sorry I'm crying.

But I'm really-- - That's OK.

That's all right.

--emotional today.

And I don't know why.

The entire dynamic of this house

is completely turning around.

NARRATOR: Who will be the first evicted houseguest, Nicole

or Sheryl?

Find out live this Thursday night.

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