02x14 - Episode 14

[bunniefuu]

NARRATOR: Previously on "Big Brother."

Kent winning the Head of the Household is an abomination.

Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful.

NARRATOR: Kent's first official act as Head of Household

became Mike and Krista's worst nightmare.

I have nominated Mike, and I have nominated Krista.

I'm just pissed off I just spent

a month with your nappy a*s complaining--

I know, Mike.

It's terrible to get nominated.

NARRATOR: The two nominees turned

to each other for comfort.

It's a happy birthday for all.

NARRATOR: While some others turned on Kent.

You have a new enemy?

Oh yeah.

NARRATOR: Alliances shifted when Nicole,

Hardy, and Will made a deal.

Mm-hmm.

Very evil web we weave.

NARRATOR: Leaving Monica, Kent, and Bunky

to fend for themselves.

JULIE: By a vote of four to one--

NARRATOR: Eviction votes forced Mike out of the house.

Peace.

NARRATOR: While Krista remained with vengeance in her heart.

What comes around goes around, and PB, baby, payback.

NARRATOR: For the second time, Hardy

claimed the Head of Household title,

giving him the power to nominate two houseguests for eviction.

Who will he choose?

And how will Krista and Will cope with the loss

of their close friend Mike?

Find out tonight on "Big Brother ."

[theme music playing]

[music playing]

[groaning]

Gonna take a few days to get--

get over Boogie, you know?

It's gonna take a lot longer than that for me.

Especially with the spooning in bed.

See, you got in the habit of sleeping with him.

It's not just that.

- What? - Nothing.

Were you falling in love with him?

No.

Yes, you were.

Girl!

No, I'm not.

Dude, Boogie gives me butterflies.

What do you think I think about Boogie.

I know Boogie for a month, he's my best friend.

I don't freaking know, man.

It just wasn't supposed to go down like that.

Everyone who I was friends with in the Big Brother house

has left.

I'm literally the only member of Chilltown left, it's so lonely.

It's like "Last of the Mohicans,"

substitute Chilltown for Mohicans.

This has been the worst two weeks.

I mean, I lost my girlfriend, I lost my best friend.

It's-- I feel awful.

If it wasn't for Boogie, this house would not be motivated.

I was going to come in here and just be quiet.

I was just gonna come in here and just

chill, and be real quiet.

People had questions, I was going to answer them.

But then Boogie was like, let's get crazy.

So I was like, let's get crazy.

[yelling]

Are you going to watch the video again?

No, OK.

I can see it from here.

You can-- oh, right, 'cause you're looking

through the window? OK.

The making of the video was Boogie's--

I'll say baby or brain child.

Him and Will last week were playing around,

some boy band stuff, goofing.

Because you know, you get bored, and your mind just start

going crazy, acting silly.

And he thought about it, and we thought it would be fun.

We joked around about having a boy band.

And then that afternoon, we had one.

Too Hype, Too Hype.

Too Hype, Too Hype.

[music playing]

Whoa!

I kept struggling with, you know,

this is really embarrassing, this is really goofy.

I don't know how I look.

I had just learned the routine minutes before I did it.

[music playing]

We were on the floor, it was so funny.

That looked pretty cool to us, you know?

If anything funny and good comes out of the entire experience

here, it's gotta be that video.

That was awesome.

[laughing]

[clapping]

Woo!

The video that they gave us afterwards was Boogie's--

[sighs]

Boogie's goodbye to Krista.

Boogie's farewell message to Krista.

Oh, sweet, man.

Oh my God.

Oh God.

Oh my God.

OK, Krista, keep in mind, no pen and a pad,

so this isn't written.

[clears throat]

I met you and I saw all that you overcame in your life,

and what an incredible person you were.

You were a person who definitely changed the game for me.

[crying]

Instead, you taught me what's important in life,

and that the game didn't really matter.

And

[sniffing]

See, I wouldn't cry on national TV for too many people.

But find the happiness in life that you deserve,

because you are a great girl, and you deserve the best.

Wow.

That's too much.

Watching that farewell that he gave to Krista, like,

literally brought tears to my eyes.

It literally blew everyone, everyone away.

[music playing]

Not a dry eye in the house.

Look at y'all crying.

[laughing]

I know, I just--

Listen, mine to Shannon wasn't even like that.

There's a surprise.

I mean--

Whatever, it was nice.

It was the most wonderful thing

anybody has ever said to me.

And it'll probably stay with me for the rest of my life.

JULIE: The answer is Mike, at six feet.

Hardy, congratulations, you are the new Head of Household,

once again.

- Good job, baby. - Thank you.

Damn, it's hard to be so good.

[laughing]

I ended up getting the Head of the Household

for the second time.

And the more that it goes on, my understanding of people

is so much more clear, I think.

Because of the things that transpired in the past week,

and within the past four hours, literally, you know,

I definitely have different perceptions,

and I've lost respect for some people,

and gained a hell of a lot of respect for other people.

[music playing]

Now there's only seven of us.

Yeah.

I said before, I'll say it again-- the plot thickens.

As soon as I went back into the room, I was just kind of--

I was kind of in a goofy, giddy mood.

And there was a fuzzy white, like, rug, like a throw rug,

like, at the foot of the bed.

And I looked down, and I stepped on it with my bare feet

and I said hello fuzzy carpet, my how I've missed you.

[laughing]

So it was kind of nice to be back in the room again.

Tee hee hee.

I can only nominate people that I

feel no longer belong in the household,

for whatever reasons.

And I brought people in to the room

with me, because I wanted to have

a private conversation with a few people,

and get some things straight in my head.

What'd he say?

He'll vote what?

Whatever we want.

You know what?

That makes me literally sick to my freaking stomach.

I know, I know.

It makes me ill that people like that are so weak.

See, yeah, 'cause I can deal with Will.

I actually like Will.

So do I.

I mean, for all his faults and everything, he's not a bad guy.

No.

I got some surprises up my sleeve that'll--

Yeah.

It'll be-- it'll drop the country's jaw,

if I get to play it my way.

Right, don't make me drop your jaw, OK?

No, no, no, no, no, no,

[music playing]

I gotta go finish making dinner.

All righty.

I just wanted to get an idea as where everyone's heads were,

and I got an earful.

Can I talk to you for three seconds.

Sure.

Congratulations again, on the Head of the Household.

Thank you.

Being made a habit of it, which is cool.

I just wanted to make sure that we're on the same page

and everything.

I've always voted according to the group.

So I'm hoping that you won't nominate me,

and I'm hoping that if the group or you want Will out next,

I'll vote for Will.

If you want Kent out next, I'll vote for Kent.

I always have, I've always voted--

I understand.

What the majority of the people want.

I'm going along with the group, and trying to be a team player,

you know what I'm saying?

I just hope that you recognize that.

Sure.

OK.

All right.

I don't mind Bunky as a person, but he

is extraordinarily needy.

Basically, he wanted to know who I was going to nominate,

and I sure as hell wasn't going to tell him, because I

don't want him to think that he's safe,

because he's certainly not.

I got oatmeal raisin cookies, if anyone wants some.

And I brought Krista, Will, and Nicole into the room with me

to discuss some things.

And of course, Bunky was left out of that.

I told [inaudible].

Oh my God.

What's that?

Aren't they awesome, dude?

Oh my God, they got you like, the home-cooked cookies.

I think Bunky knows that Bunky has reason to be nervous.

He goes, well, I hope you don't nominate me,

but I always vote with the group.

And man, you're just gonna have to wait for nominations, man.

I'm not somebody, personally, who

is willing to barter, or change my personality,

or change my morals, or values or anything,

just to be accepted by anybody.

That's not being true to yourself.

If anyone thinks-- if anyone thinks even

for a second that this HOH thing has gone to my head,

[muted] stop me where I stand, and [muted] tell me.

I will.

[laughing]

'Cause I don't want that [muted] going around again.

There was a phrase that has been uttered by Krista, as UT,

or the untouchables.

And she perceives that as being Monica, myself, and Krista.

It's coming down to us three, and that's the end that way.

I had my mind set, and I had the feeling, we all [muted] hearts,

we don't [muted] lie, and--

Well, I'm not saying I haven't lied,

but I haven't lied to you all.

No, it's-- it's a different kind of lying.

[laughing]

That's like, it's a different kind of lying.

You have to do what you gotta do.

I do have a strong alliance to Krista.

I don't necessarily have that same strong alliance

with Monica.

You'll figure it out tomorrow.

No, don't tell me figure out-- why you do that to me, Hardy?

'Cause, you'll see.

Oh come on, don't do that.

Nah, the suspense will be good for you.

You think?

[music playing]

Kent's actions in the household this past week

were unacceptable to almost everybody.

You know, he did things and said things

to pretty much everybody this past week,

and tried to do things, and form alliances with too many people,

and basically burned his bridges around him.

[music playing]

Will definitely has reason to be nervous.

I have my loyalties personally,

to Krista, and to Nicole, and I'm

gonna do everything I can to see that they're

the last two people standing.

Monica had a conversation with Kent.

Kent said, you are forming an alliance,

and that Monica has not been pulling her weight around here.

- Really? - Yeah.

Gee, who'd it come from?

Kent.

Exactly.

This is a game.

In order for me to win, everyone else has to lose.

[breathing heavily]

The Big Brother house here, unfortunately, we

have to earn our food.

The first competition that we had was,

we had to get all the groceries in the car,

and then pack everyone inside the car, which we did win.

The second one was the "Guess Your Weight."

Fortunately, the guys won.

Unfortunately for the girls, they had to go an entire week

on peanut butter and jelly.

I did not envy that position that they were placed in.

The next competition was called "Catch of the Day."

Basically, ba*ls were thrown over the outside of the house

into the courtyard, and anything that we

caught, had certain food items written on it.

The next competition was the food pyramid,

and then, of course, that brought

us up to today's competition.

OK.

We all have a favorite dinner that once in a while

we just have to have.

It's been almost five weeks since we've

been able to run out and indulge in that perfect meal,

so Big Brother would like to know,

what's your favorite dinner?

Big Brother had a piece of paper they wanted all of us

to fill out, that asked what our absolute favorite meal was--

entrees, side dishes, and dessert.

I like roasted turkey breast with stuffing.

Well, I was going to choose pumpkin pie,

but then somebody pointed out to me that it's not

my grandmother's pumpkin pie.

ounce prime rib, medium rare, with horseradish.

Ooh, I love horseradish.

Ooh, I do too.

I'm a meat guy, I like steaks, and that sort of thing.

Loaded baked potato and creamed corn.

A lot of people picked fast foods, I guess

that's what they miss the most.

Onion rings and french fries.

I like the king-size fries.

What I miss the most is a good Japanese dinner.

Sashimi.

Sashimi tuna roll?

Nope.

Like a sashimi plate, but no chewies, no squid, no conch.

Yes.

Tuna tataki is the other side.

All the food that the guys in there,

they're all into the health food,

God bless their little souls.

And the fat free, and the blah, blah,

blah, sugar and the carbs--

I don't care nothing about that.

Give me some grease, give me some fat.

My dessert, I want some pound cake.

Funky.

A chicken, refried beans, rice, salsa, sour cream.

Gonna put all that in, you gonna have

the world's worst damn burrito.

You're right.

We are very nosy bunch, as you know.

Oh, could you add cheese to my burrito, please?

We are very inquisitive.

We got to know everything all the time,

so we're wondering what it's for.

Yeah, because you're gonna give us a meal, hopefully.

I can't think of any other reason.

Unless you're just toying with us.

You wouldn't do, that would you?

This week's food competition is called, "The Perfect Meal."

[music playing]

As you can see, all seven of our favorite dinners

are now before us, because they are part of this week's food

competition.

Each of us will be responsible for winning

food for one day of the week.

And if you successfully complete your part of this competition,

then we'll all get to eat our regular foods

on your designated day, and we'll all receive

your favorite meal for dinner.

f you are not successful, however,

we will be restricted to eating only peanut butter

and jelly on your assigned day.

All you have to do is consume your perfect meal

in five minutes or less.

Do you think you can do it?

Yeah!

- If you think you can do it-- - It's breakfast time.

But wait!

This is dinner.

You can throw away the forks, spoons, and knives, because you

won't be eating your meals.

You'll be drinking them!

Yeah!

[yelling]

And then Hardy's standing there,

and he pulls out a blender.

And he has to put all the food that we

suggested into the blender, and we have to drink it.

You'll have five minutes--

five minutes to consume all ounces.

Now, you may not hold your nose, and you must hold the liquid

down for a full three minutes.

[screaming]

If you don't feel up to the task--

since I'm Head of the Household, I don't have to compete,

so we automatically win food for today, day one.

However-- however, because I am the Head of the Household,

and I think that any strong leader would never ask anyone

to do something that he wouldn't do himself,

I'm going to do it, too.

So if I don't do it, we don't eat today.

All right!

All right, Hardy!

All right.

Now, guys, keep in mind--

and I'm being dead serious here--

nominations have not been made yet.

And I know that you know that I like to eat.

So I'm not even kidding, bear that in mind.

Great contest.

Tomorrow, day two, is represented by Bunky.

So Bunky, if you'll be so kind--

All right.

Please bring your meal--

[cheering]

Burrito with chicken.

[cheering]

[whirring]

They are seasoned for flavor.

Here we have some spicy baked beans, mm.

Mmm.

[music playing]

[whirring]

Mmm!

[interposing voices]

Chocolate shake!

Bunky!

Bunky!

Bunky!

I definitely tasted the salsa, and spices on the French fries.

[gagging]

No, it's OK.

Hardy did a good job of blending it, so it wasn't very chunky,

and I didn't have to chew it very much.

Actually, it didn't taste that bad.

[cheering]

Now, since Bunky did win, we're

going to put an X next to won.

All right, Funky Bunky!

[clapping]

The next contestant is Big Daddy, Rocky Top,

otherwise known as Kent.

All right, Kent.

Go Daddy!

A delicious ounce prime rib.

Oh God.

Potato, going in.

I'm really on the verge of vomiting, so--

Gonna pour some creamed corn.

[whirring]

This won't be a problem.

This is easy, easy stuff here.

Come on, Daddy!

It was absolutely gross, and tasted and smelled horrible.

And each time I would--

I would swallow some of it, I would have a gag

reflex, because of the smell.

[coughing]

That's disgusting.

I just don't know if I can keep it down.

Don't-- don't question it.

Don't think about it, don't think about it.

[coughing]

Yes!

All right!

Come on, Daddy!

Woo!

[clapping]

Three minutes.

Nicely done, Kent.

All right, Daddy!

We're having prime rib for dinner.

Yay, Krista.

Krista, if you'd be so kind as to bring your meal up

to the blender of death.

I absolutely need more water.

Quarter Pounder with cheese.

OK.

I think I've love some water.

A filet of fish.

This is what you call really fast food.

[whirring]

Mine was so thick, it almost could hold a spoon in mid-air.

Oh God.

[coughing]

Oh, it's horrible.

I don't care if they would have kicked me out for that.

[yelling]

Uh oh.

[spitting]

Uh oh.

I can't do it.

Krista, unfortunately, was not able to finish hers.

For Monday, we'll be eating PB&J. Monica?

I'm ready, ooh.

[music playing]

[whirring]

Come on, girl.

All right, Monica.

It tastes good.

All right!

Be done by then.

Why's everything liquidy?

Oh man, look at this.

Look at that!

Go on, girl!

Congratulations, Monica.

You won with style.

We all have Whoppers with cheese.

And next up, we have the beautiful Nicole.

Pad see ew with tofu.

I just ate, like a really big breakfast,

'cause now I'm thinking, if I have to eat this,

I'm absolutely going to die.

[whirring]

It tasted like a chocolate, spicy, nasty shake.

It was nasty.

She's at Wet Willy's.

There she goes.

She's at Fat Tuesday's, at Mardi Gras.

- All right. - Keep it down.

Monica--

Everyone shut the hell up!

I'm serious, please!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yay!

Nicole, thank you very much, congratulations to you.

All right, Nicole, good job.

Now, today Will will be eating a sashimi plate.

[whirring]

[sighing]

All right.

Chunks.

Oh, look at this.

Go on, Will!

Oh my God.

Yeah!

Will certainly did win his, and in record time, I may add.

[clapping]

Hey, all right.

I certainly wouldn't expect anything of you

that I wouldn't expect of myself.

So-- [clapping]

Get ready.

You guys ready?

Yeah, we're ready.

Oh, he's going for seconds.

Oh, he's going--

Oh damn, he beat me, oh come on.

[clapping]

Good job.

I don't think anyone's really mad at Krista

for not eating her food.

I know I'm not.

That was my fault, I'm sorry.

It's OK.

Hardy quite pointedly said to everyone, hey, remember,

I haven't nominated yet, and I like my food.

And if you don't do it, then you risk a nomination.

But then at the end, it was like he

was taking the blame for Krista and not being able to do it,

and he was hugging everybody but me and Bunky.

So that was just another indication

that I believe Bunky and I are going to be nominated.

I'm pretty happy about the whole thing,

I think it went really well.

All right, Hardy!

[cheering]

[coughing]

[hitting cigarette pack]

[coughing]

[lighter flicking]

[coughing]

I'd like to maybe see about quitting smoking.

Because I'm kind of running out of cigarettes.

But if I start rationing, I could probably go, you know,

for a while.

[coughing]

I've smoked for years, probably

an average of two packs a day.

[music playing]

Well, guys, we're getting down to a serious spot with me.

I've got one pack of cigarettes left.

Are you serious?

Pack?

You're serious?

One pack?

You have one pack left?

Oh God.

Kent has decided to quit smoking,

and this is going to be a very interesting, challenging

experience for Kent, and the rest of us.

Bunky will--

I mean, I can get another pack from Bunky or something.

He keeps trying to barter my cigarettes.

What's the deal?

I'll give you two PowerBars for a pack of cigarettes.

How many packs of cigarettes do you want?

How many you got?

Half a carton.

Really?

[laughing]

OK I'll--

I'll give you four bars for two packs.

We'll go with two packs for now, and see what--

OK.

So I owe you five PowerBars.

I only have like, five or six packs left,

and I don't want to barter them all to Kent.

I'd like to save some of them to see

if maybe I can barter with Hardy,

or earn favors with somebody else.

Even though it seems weird, because I'm a nonsmoker.

Watching Daddy run out of smokes was really getting all

of us nervous anyway, because we weren't sure

that Big Brother would help him out with non-smoking A*DS.

And he most certainly wasn't getting any more cigarettes.

Do you realize how--

how hard it would be, if I were to say to you, now Krista--

we might take-- no, OK, nope, now we're

going to take them from you.

I mean, that's-- you know, that's--

Well, do you know why I was unable to request cigarettes

as a comfort item for my Head of the Household,

since none of the comfort items I had--

I mean, you couldn't give me my computer, my recliner, my wife.

You couldn't give me the things that I put down,

'cause certainly I didn't know that that was what

we'd get for Head of Household.

Why couldn't you just backdate that, and say, OK,

since he did request cigarettes, then

we're going to go ahead and give him a pack a day

for seven days?

I did feel like some of my cigarettes

were missing when they came back from the storage room.

I put my cigarettes in there when

we did that cigarette thing.

I had like, that deep in packs of cigarettes.

When I got them back, it was like some were missing.

And I thought-- I didn't know what that was all about.

And since like, Hardy got all these protein shakes,

and all the stuff that he asked and everything,

that when I got to be Head of the Household,

I could ask for some more cigarettes, and I'd get them.

You guys won't ever say yea or nay, it's like no.

Why can't they call you in the diary room and say, I'm sorry,

that's an item we can't provide you.

Fine.

Then you would know.

They're gonna give me a patch, and they're

gonna give me Zyban, they're going

to give me drugs and stuff.

So I'll be just--

You can do it.

Well aren't you sweet.

I'm right behind you, man.

[drumroll]

[music playing]

I'm afraid that if Kent get too annoyed, and too grouchy,

and too grumpy trying to quit smoking,

I'm afraid that that's just going to encourage people

to nominate and vote to evict Kent,

because he's unpleasant to live with.

Yeah, I got to say, I'm not gonna want to be around you.

Yeah, I don't want to be around myself.

[laughing]

And that's going to be hard to do.

Oh, just take a g*n and blow my brains out.

[music playing]

I don't like this image of Kent I being a pair.

Especially since it looks like Kent may be leaving soon.

And then, apparently, I'm going to be right behind him.

[humming]

Bunky, I don't want you to get in trouble

for hanging out with me.

Should I sit at this other table?

Yes, please, way over there.

And face the other way.

OK.

Get over here, you jerk.

Right.

You know, I'm really starting to feel like the dream I

had before I came here--

of me walking around, going, hey, can I be in your alliance.

No, sorry, we got enough, you know?

Well, can be in your alliance?

No, sorry, we got enough.

And I was the only [muted] person

out here without an alliance.

I've heard rumors that Hardy's been meeting

with a couple other people, and I think he alluded to the fact

that I was wallpaper, and that I was just blending in.

And that upsets him.

He called me wallpaper, yeah.

You're not wallpaper, pal.

You know, I'm cool.

Tomorrow I'll be nominated, that's cool.

You know.

You think you're gonna be nominated?

Yeah.

What Hardy wants to do, in his strategy,

is to be standing at the end with Krista and Nicole,

because he doesn't think they can

win Head of Household competitions,

and so he thinks he's safe.

I did what I said I'd do, I watched your back.

Two weeks ago I told you I'd watch your back, I got your--

When Kent told me he had my back,

he let me know that if anything goes down, and he hear,

he'd let me know, or I should let him know.

But I felt that that was suspect.

I told him a couple of weeks ago that I'm not stupid,

that I know everything that's going on.

I'm not being used.

You don't have to worry about it.

So you wanna play games here?

Mm-hmm.

OK, there you go.

I'm trying to distance myself from Kent, but at

the same time, not upset Kent.

It's been difficult for me because everyone

seems so different from me, or I'm so different from everyone

here.

Because you're not a freak.

You and I, we're not supposed to be friends.

And you know what?

I think by you being friends with me,

may cost you a nomination, and vice versa.

The only people that I don't want to see win it,

would basically be Bunky.

I just see Bunky as someone that, you know,

will run to wherever the power is,

and he's been at Kent's beck and call,

attached at the hip with him.

I don't need that [muted].

That's Kent, Hardy.

You're talking to Bunky.

Yeah, but whatever I say to you could go to him.

Why didn't you tell me that?

How is it fair to say that I'm attached to the hip

with Kent, when I'm talking to everybody,

and I'm trying to be friends with everybody.

Just because I don't tell you stuff doesn't

mean I'm not your friend.

I know what was said by you about me.

That's all I know. - What?

What?

That I was trying to run a game, that it was

going to be me, Krista, and Nicole in the end,

because I think--

So, what that, that looks like.

Listen to me, because I think that it's

going to be me in the end that's going to be chosen.

Well, don't forget, Bunky, that America doesn't

vote unless it's a tie, OK?

I know.

The people that were thrown out of here, that were evicted,

they're the ones that vote.

And I know I don't have a whole lot of friends there, so--

I take Bunky for what he is, and you know, he's a decent guy.

Very insecure, very needy.

Have I ever lost your trust?

Have you ever told me anything, and said,

don't tell anybody about it, or don't tell so-and-so?

Don't you think I've earned your trust?

That you could, if you wanted to tell me something,

you could say--

You're taking this the wrong way.

Don't tell Kent.

I want to tell you something, but don't tell Kent.

But right away you're saying, oh, I

can't tell you anything, because you're friends with Kent.

That's not fair to me, Hardy.

I feel like you're ganging up on me, and I don't understand why.

Who's ganging up on you?

People don't tell-- - You two.

I'm sure you don't tell--

I'm sure you don't tell Kent stuff about me that you

don't want me to find out.

You know, I would imagine.

If you don't want somebody, if--

What is there that I don't want you to find out about?

I don't know, man.

Bunky, this is a game, all right?

We're here to play a game.

So this is what you meant by don't take it personally

or whatever, about nominating or voting?

Let me ask you this--

are you threatened by me to win this game?

No.

OK.

Are you threatened by me to win this game?

Yeah, I'll be honest with you.

I'm not-- I'm actually, you know what?

The funniest thing is, I'm not actually out to win this game.

I'm actually out to try to ensure that somebody else will.

Oh, OK.

You gonna tell me who?

No.

OK.

All right?

He is threatened by me.

And he has a reason to be.

Because I'm going to win.

Did you [muted] say that in the dining room.

Yeah, how many times do I have to tell you?

I said, I think Nicole is falling in love with me.

'Cause I think you are.

You are such an a*s [muted].

Are you, or are you not?

Nicole and I were having this long discussion,

and I explained to her that I know

that she's in love with me.

That she's is slowly falling in love with me,

but she won't admit it.

She was denying it, but I can tell that Nicole

really is in love with me.

What I'm explaining to you is, in the context of the house,

you have some attraction for me.

And you used to have disdain.

Now, you're like, ah, OK, he's cool, but I have a husband.

And in other times, and in other ways,

this would have been a different story.

So that equals up to me falling in love with you?

Yep.

Yes.

No.

Bit by bit, day by day.

What are you talking about?

Is it so far-fetched?

Is that completely far-fetched?

OK, all right.

Let's take the words for what you said.

You think that I'm falling in love with you.

That's what I'm saying.

[laughing]

That's what I'm saying,

I need some liquor.

He is a freak.

And he like, won't even crack a smile on it.

He's like, I can't even tell if he really thinks he's serious

or not, because you know, he is a little full of himself.

So he may actually think that's true.

What I'm saying is that you are

attracted to me in the context of this house,

as it is right now.

OK, in that world, are you in love with me?

No-- I have a lot of attraction to you,

and I've made that clear to you.

Oh, but I'm in love with you, in that world.

Yes.

I'm just a banger-- a bangee--

in your world.

No.

No, but I mean, I do have a serious girlfriend.

And I have a serious husband.

Yeah, but he was not in the Big Brother house.

I just don't understand.

From like, day one to day--

Where the hell are you going with this?

Do you want to discuss this while I'm showering?

God, I'd love to, Will.

[music playing]

So I went around, and he was in the shower.

And I'm like--

I'm like, all right, all right, all right, let's go.

Come on.

And he's like, we're hooking up?

And I'm like, yeah, come on, let's go.

Because I was trying to call his bluff.

[inaudible]

All right, comeon.

Let's do it.

Let's go.

What are we doing? You're gonna hop in here?

Yeah.

OK.

Come on.

You're getting in here buck naked?

We're hooking up in the shower right now?

You're gonna get a divorce.

And he didn't crack.

The jerk didn't crack.

So then I had to crack.

Get in.

Take your clothes off.

Come on!

He called me on it.

Get in the shower.

Where are you going?

Where are you going?

I thought we were hooking up.

[laughing]

I thought we were hooking up.

[music playing]

I just-- I just--

Last night, Hardy was really, really down.

And he was worried about getting Head of Household again,

and he's the butthole for the week, and whatever.

And he just-- he just really wanted to leave.

It's just touch, you know that.

I know that.

And everyone's gotta [muted] remember that like,

in order for anyone here to win, everyone else has to lose.

Everyone's got to go, everybody.

And to do that, like, you gotta [muted],, you know?

Look at what Mike, and Will, and Shannon, look at them.

They did what they thought-- they needed, whatever,

to sh**t their mouth off.

[muted] do whatever it takes, [muted] use people, whatever.

I'm not that kind of person.

I know.

But in order to win, I gotta [muted] almost be that.

No, I don't think you do at this point.

[sighing]

I try to be like, cool with everybody, seriously.

I know.

Now, at this point, I'm just like, trying to be like,

trying to enjoy people.

And if anything, that [muted] makes

this even that much more difficult.

Because you do like the people.

You're the a*s [muted] of the week, when you win.

Thursday night, everyone loves your [muted]..

Friday afternoon, from then on, you're the [muted] a*s [muted]..

The a*s [muted].

Only to some people.

This game is like any other game,

there's peaks and valleys.

This happens to be a [muted] valley you're walking through.

Who-- who is it really important in here that thinks--

that knows who you are, and appreciates you as a human,

and as a friend?

[music playing]

Good call.

Good card.

Then that's all you need to worry about.

I'm not going to change my opinion of you.

Luckily, I have Nicole, who always

has words of wisdom for me.

She just kind of helped bring me out of a funk, a mental funk

that I was in, and kind of bring me a little bit of clarity.

Ah, you're such a good-- you're such a good kid.

Having Hardy in here with me is--

it's a godsend.

It's a wonderful relationship, and we're going

to be really good friends for--

for forever, I think.

He's an awesome, awesome man.

Oh, do you know that you and I are gonna be nominated?

No, I didn't know that.

I bet, you watch, you and I. Because, you know,

I don't know if you noticed it, but people won't

even have eye contact with me.

People will not talk to me.

I know I have faults, but tell me--

give me the whole list of what--

[laughing]

I can't stay up that late.

Because these people won't tell me.

I am proud of the way that I have played the game.

You should be.

I have tried to be as honest as I possibly can,

with the people that I feel like--

You should be.

It's not a good time.

We are in here with a bunch of phony freaks,

who will k*ll their mother for fame and fortune.

And lie to their grandmothers.

Oh yeah.

You know, I am trying my best to get along with people,

and apparently that's working against me.

It just seems like no one appreciates

how compromising I have been.

Nicole will never vote against Hardy.

She is so sexually attracted to him.

She denies it, but she wants to have sex with him so bad.

These people can't see that Hardy's a threat.

They can't see he's winning the Head of Household

every other week.

All these people are gonna act surprised when Hardy's

at the end, and everything.

And the think is, I'm a much nicer guy than Hardy.

Hardy has really found himself a strength position,

and he's realigned his allegiances to not include me,

and to not include Bunky, and that

doesn't include Monica, or--

I think it may include Will, which is

the opposite of what he said.

That he was going to not rest until Chilltown was gone.

Do I want to be a nominee?

No.

Do I think that of all the people left in the house,

I should be the nominee, looking from anyone's point

of view other than my own?

Absolutely.

I can feel safe to a certain degree, but not %,

because things can turn around, as you've

seen, how the nominations have been going,

that you can think one thing, and it could be another.

So I think you're being--

you're [muted] paranoid.

I am paranoid, but--

I thought you were saying--

I thought I was the negative one.

I really do.

Really?

[music playing]

I brought my toothbrush into the Head of the Household,

because now that's my room, and because I don't want

to have a replay of the Shannon incident,

with my toothbrush being used to clean the toilet.

[music playing]

Nicole, who's going this week?

I don't know, Daddy.

- Huh? - I don't know.

You know.

That's cool.

Listen, I'm not HOH, I got nothing to say.

I'm just a person living in this house.

I mean, I got to look my kids in the face.

And I Can't be somebody like them,

and look my kids in the face, and feel good about myself.

And I can leave here, and I can look all

of these people in the face.

And the past couple days, these people

can't even look me in the eye, because they

know they're about to axe me, and they feel bad about it.

Oh, I know.

I know.

When I leave the diary room here,

I'm going to go to the memory wall.

He walked by, and he couldn't even look at me.

Yeah, me too.

We have all of the keys on the wall.

[music playing]

[sighing]

Take them back to the Head of the Household room,

to the nomination box.

I hate this part.

Hey, buddy, I did my job-- polished off Chilltown.

Now you do your job.

[sighing]

The keys that I put in the nomination box

are the keys are the individuals who are safe.

The two keys that I put into the velvet bag

are the two individuals that I have selected for nomination

for eviction this week.

[music playing]

OK, here's Hardy.

We've got a [inaudible].

The time is now.

This week is going to be much more difficult

than my past experience, and I just

have to keep in mind that this is a game,

and it's not personal.

Go, get.

I do actually--

I have come to like and admire the people

that I have to nominate.

Unfortunately, I feel it's best for the household

that they no longer remain.

[music playing]

[laughing]

All right, guys.

As Head of the Household, you guys

know that it's my duty to nominate

two people to be considered for eviction from the house.

[sighs]

Spit it out.

What was that?

It's just that this is the like, worst part about winning

the Head of the Household.

And this is the one reason that I second guess myself.

But just, everyone bear in mind, please, that this is a game,

we're all adults here.

And we're here to have fun, and enjoy our time.

And I've definitely had a good time

with each and every one of you.

So here we go.

[music playing]

Nicole, you are safe.

Monica, you are safe.

Krista.

Bunky, you are safe.

All right, guys.

This, as you probably all know, wasn't

an easy thing for me to do.

Especially with you, Kent, because I

have a great amount of respect and admiration for you.

Some of the best, most enjoyable moments

that I've had in this household--

[sighing]

Are moments that I spent with you.

Unfortunately, this past week, some things had transpired,

and, you know, I began to doubt some things about you.

And I felt a little bit of pressure

from you as to pick a side, what have you,

and I didn't want to get involved in that.

But again, I sincerely admire you as a person,

and I do respect you.

And I hope you understand that I feel that this nomination

wasn't easy for me.

[coughing]

Um, and Will-- sorry.

[sighing]

Will, you're the last--

the last remaining factor of Chilltown,

and I made it no secret two weeks ago

that I wanted everyone that I felt

did people wrong from Chilltown to be evicted from the house.

I had changed my opinion of you a lot,

because I got to spend more time with you, what have you.

So if you guys want to say anything.

I don't have anything to say.

I can respect the Chilltown reasons for me,

and I understand.

It's a game, and I understand.

I appreciate that, guys, sincerely.

All right, nominations over.

[music playing]

There are several people in this house

that I feel like I can trust.

And when that trust is betrayed, you finally just say,

my God, this is just-- this is just a pit of predators,

and they're backstabbing, manipulative phonies.

I think that things could go either way.

And I wouldn't be surprised if, you know, come Tuesday night,

Wednesday morning, people rallied around Kent

and kicked me out.

[music playing]

[theme music playing]