02x26 - Episode 26

[bunniefuu]

NARRATOR: Previously on "Big Brother."

Thank you, Bunky.

NARRATOR: After Bunky's heartfelt eviction,

Will, Monica, and Nicole competed for Head of Household.

JULIE: You may not leave the bed for any reason.

NARRATOR: During the competition,

a plane flew overhead, towing a banner

with a message for Nicole.

In hot tub.

I'm betrayed, I'm hurt--

Jeff.

Oh!

That's what it says.

You know, a sign by apparently,

Jeff, which is Nicole's husband.

It's my marriage, Hardy.

NARRATOR: After pleading her case to her husband--

Everybody here knows how much I love you.

NARRATOR: The game continued.

But Nicole accidentally removed her hand from the key,

losing her chance to become Head of Household.

Your hand was all the way off the thing, I saw it.

NARRATOR: Gambling that Monica would not nominate him

for eviction, Will threw the competition for a mystery

prize, which turned out to be nothing

but a giant peanut butter jar.

Awesome!

NARRATOR: And Monica became Head of Household

for the first time.

I have a new best friend in the house.

Hello, it's Monica.

NARRATOR: Hardy was dismayed that Will

had thrown the contest, since Will had made

a deal not to nominate Hardy.

Concerned about her marriage, Nicole began

to lose focus on the game.

After deep reflection, Monica announced

her nominees for eviction.

I nominated you, Nicole, I nominated you, Hardy.

I nominated you, because you saw me as power,

and I see you power at this point.

Hardy, I nominated you, you are a threat.

NARRATOR: Can Nicole and Hardy survive the week as

their alliance is torn apart?

And how will the houseguests from "Big Brother"

react to a surprise visit by four

tribe members from "Survivor"--

Gervase, Sue, Jeff, and Alicia.

It's "Survivor" meets "Big Brother ," tonight.

[doorbell]

[theme music]

I came into this game as an individual,

and I happened to make good friends with Krista.

It looked like a group that were plotting on my end of the deal,

and speaking for Monica.

It wasn't that way.

And so therefore, you said you broke up the power.

You kind of broke up a friendship inside the house.

And I'm not going to talk anymore, I made my point.

And the games will continue.

[music playing]

[sighing]

Monica, that was the best nomination

speech I've heard yet.

You're a strong woman.

Thank you.

I appreciate it.

Put your shoulders back, said your stuff.

Thank you.

I'm so absolutely flabbergasted and disgusted

that Will may place in first or second.

The lying, deceivious, satanic a*s [muted]

of the planet, who lost every competition on purpose,

and thinks it's funny.

[laughing]

Because we're all stupid to him.

The only reason I'm here is because I've

incorporated this theory since day

one, which is lose everything.

No one would ever think of it, it's so

ridiculous it would never work.

And the simple fact of the matter is, I'm here,

and I'm in the final three.

[crying]

It's all right.

Will didn't win the competition and post both Nicole and I.

But at the same point in time, you

know, in the spirit of the agreement,

he certainly wasn't to throw the competition.

[ding]

Or to take a deal to get a prize for himself,

and jeopardize my position, as well as Nicole's position.

Hardy and Nicole really should have evicted me last week.

I don't think that's any secret.

Anyone who believes me at this point is dumb.

How many times does he have to do it?

I don't give people--

- It's what I do. - A second chance.

It's what I do in life.

You need to stop [muted].

Because I'm a nurturer

Do you want to nurture the devil?

Evidently I have been.

Initially my reaction was to crush him with everything

I've got, He's gonna get out of here,

and he's gonna see me on the street some day.

I'm not gonna have a smile on my face.

I've got nothing.

And I have to stay in here and play this [muted] up game,

and still worry about strategy, and bull [muted]..

[crying]

A banner was flown by her husband,

stating that he was hurt, and felt

betrayed due to a rumor on the internet--

or however it started--

that something had happened in the hot tub.

Well, I was there, there's no way in hell

she would ever do anything to jeopardize

her marriage with her husband.

Especially, on top of that, with Will.

The only way to have a conversation with my husband--

a "conversation"-- is through the internet.

Honey, I really hope you're watching right now.

[music playing]

I'm really at my wits' end.

I've respected you, and I have done nothing

but keep myself out of those type of situations.

I am absolutely, without a doubt, in love with you.

[music playing]

I don't think I can stay.

Yeah, you can.

I'm not gonna let me give up on my marriage.

It's not that.

Listen, your husband will want you to stay, I know that.

He sent one banner because of some nerds on the internet.

You and I both know that anything

could be construed in this house in the weirdest way, you know.

I don't want Nicole to leave voluntarily,

I really need her here for part of my strategy.

I'm just trying to be really considerate.

I've never really done it before,

but I'm going to give it a shot.

And you know, I've seen it done, and I've read about it,

so I'm going to try to be nice.

Let me tell you your worst case scenario

and your best case scenario, OK?

My worst case scenario is a divorce.

No, I'm talking the worst, worst that could ever happen,

is that you leave here in two weeks.

You had a lot of fun, a strange experience, you go back,

your husband's very proud of you,

and the world is your apple.

You'll get cooking shows, you've got all kinds of great things.

Now your best scenario takes place three weeks

from now, which is you go with $,,

pick your husband up, and go on the most incredible vacation

ever--

as a superstar.

At this time, I really haven't decided

who I'm going to kick out, Hardy or Nicole,

but I do like having that option.

If she was to leave voluntarily because of problems

with her husband, that would really put me in a bind,

because I would lose the power that I went through so

much trouble to obtain.

[crying]

I can't stay here.

Yeah, you can.

I mean, if this was about sitting on some dirty island

and eating bugs, that'd be one thing.

But that's not what we're doing here.

This is about who can stay here, you

know, with the psychological deprivation,

living with wackos.

Nope, it can't happen.

I need you here.

Yes it can.

No, you need to be here.

[music playing]

There's the banner.

OK, I'll be right there.

Stay.

Torment Will for me.

[laughing]

CSI.

Love you Nicole.

Stay, torment Will for me.

[music playing]

I can't believe I got another banner.

Is that a good one?

As good as it can be.

I'm not sure if he is trying to be humorous

about the torment Will part.

He should know, hands down, that that

is my one objective at this point, is to torment Will.

As if-- as if you didn't find me disgusting enough already.

All right, that's enough, you're gonna use the whole jar.

She can pretend like she's worried about her husband,

she can pretend like she has a friendship with Hardy,

but the simple fact of the matter

is, she's the mean queen behind the scenes.

She's running this show, and she doesn't want to leave.

She always says, like, I swear, I'm out of here.

She's not going anywhere.

You know why we sitting here?

You know today is Sunday.

America's Choice question, let's see it.

[clapping]

- All right! - America's Choice!

All right. [theme music]

[laughing]

NARRATOR: Which environment would

you like "Big Brother" to transform

the backyard into for one day?

No way.

It is.

Ohh!

Slicky slicky.

[music playing]

Oh my God!

[yelling]

Awesome!

Oh, snow!

I can't freaking believe it, this is great!

Oh my God!

Oh my God!

You better get with it, Will.

No, seriously, please, stop.

It's annoying.

Oh my God, this is just like wintertime.

I hate snow.

I think that's so amazing how that backyard was transformed.

Look how great it looks.

Look at the big bear!

He's frozen.

Of course, some people just like to complain.

That's a real bear.

That's a real bear?

That's a real dead bear.

Oh lord.

Oh.

This is hot, man.

I'm used to snow.

And for a moment I was somewhere else, and that was good.

That was nice, so I took a moment to leave here,

and I went there.

Can I get a sled?

The hot tub will be a lot more enjoyable.

I can't believe a snow machine makes that real of snow.

This is amazing.

Yeah, except there's a poor dead bear in the backyard.

OK, see, we're not going to go there.

Oh, for God's sake, they didn't k*ll the bear.

Don't "For God's sake me."

Have a little respect about how I feel about animals,

thank you.

Nicole was really uncomfortable with it there.

It probably didn't help that I got behind it and started

making noises, and pretending like I

was talking to her through it.

Rrrr, Nicole, don't be a vegetarian anymore.

It's OK to eat meat.

Now, what's--

Just kidding.

Oh, God, there's this avalanche over here.

Those poor little penguins.

All right.

We got to build a snowman.

[music playing]

Oh my God, please tell me we don't have

to build a freakin' snowman.

Yet another arts and crafts type thing that I suck at.

And there's dead animals in the backyard.

I'm not really sure what I'm doing, so--

Think of Frosty the Snowman.

Well, I mean, I know what he looks like.

Well, then imagine it.

[laughing]

Not much of a snow angel, but--

- No, good try, though. - You get the--

It's a slush angel.

Doing great, Monia.

Keep it going.

Let's make a snow pig.

You chillin'.

OK, y'all.

Normally, I would know.

I don't know anything, they want me to be

surprised, along with you guys.

So what it's going to do is, we're going to open up the box,

and we're going to distribute the shirts.

This is you. - Thank you.

And this is you.

So--

- I'm excited to-- this is very. - You like?

These are very nice.

These are very nice.

OK, so y'all ready?

Special event challenge.

You've lasted days, weeks, and even months, cut off

from the rest of the world--

no television, no newspaper, no contact with loved ones.

Some might say you are the ultimate Survivor!

Yeah!

Yeah!

There are others, of course, who may dispute that claim.

Oh, h*, h*, h*, h*!

No.

No.

Others who have faced their own challenges,

endured ordeals of nature while fending

off backstabbing companions.

Ooh, Will.

For today's luxury challenge, expect a clash

of the titans, in what some may call,

the ultimate reality showdown.

[doorbell ringing]

Did you hear some--

[doorbell ringing]

Ohh!

[yelling]

[doorbell ringing]

[yelling]

Oh my God!

[yelling]

[interposing voices]

Oh my God.

[interposing voices]

Oh my God.

[interposing voices]

How are you?

[interposing voices]

I've seen you on MTV.

They're here.

Oh my God.

We were just passing through the neighborhood.

We figured we'd stop by, say hi.

Oh my God, I'm sitting on Jeff's lap.

Oh my God.

Maybe spend the night.

[screaming]

Stay for a little.

I'm still freaking out, but you know,

I know I'm still in this game, and I'm still playing

the game while I'm here.

That does not change.

We haven't seen anybody else.

Having other people in the house was amazing.

We haven't seen anyone else in days.

- This isn't real. - This is not real.

There's actually other people standing here.

Shocked, surprised, and very, very, very happy to

see other people.

Lots of screaming.

Especially this group of people, because they

know what we've been through--

or what we're going through, anyway, for the most part.

That's true, that's true, we can relate.

And Will, you're making me sick, 'cause you

don't know any of these people.

No, but I just like them more than like all you guys,

so it's just nice.

Listen, I got to tell you guys the hugest complaint.

Got to love your honesty.

All of us have been sitting here,

and we're like, nobody understands what

being in the [muted] is like.

And the "Survivor" people had to survive the elements,

and play the game secondarily.

We have to play the game, and live the game,

and survive the game.

And I wish we had the elements to survive.

But we don't have any, and we're in hell.

I kind of like this game.

I think Sue and Nicole would be good adversaries,

they're-- seem to be both complaining, and you know, they

seem to be the alpha female.

They both want to be the head honcho.

So I suspect those two are going to start

knocking heads real soon.

I was so sick of those people by the end of my stint,

oh my God.

We've been here twice as long.

I just wanted to hear a voice that was familiar to me.

You guys at least have a little bit of creature comfort.

That's the one thing that would help me.

Out on the island, you could at least, you know,

take a hike through the jungle, for at least an hour or two,

and get away from everybody.

Around here, you will always hear Sue's voice.

Oh, a hot shower, and a dry--

We can do that.

Three days.

All with no [muted] clothes.

I don't even know these people head from hair,

and Nicole's like, I'm a b*tch.

I'm like, wow, lady, just relax.

No.

I don't know why you put up with it.

Oh, I do.

So the toilet's clean for you guys, see, that's nice.

That's step one.

Admitting it is step one, baby, you got it.

I admitted it when I walked in the house.

Are you a clean freak?

Oh!

[laughing]

There's your answer.

If you leave anything around, she

will definitely tell about it.

Half my day is getting yelled at for leaving towels around.

First of all, you--

Don't start, Will.

Yeah, don't leave.

She cooks, and it's good, she don't mess it with the food.

And she cleans, and you're good.

But she'll chew you down.

But she's not gonna mess with the food,

so you don't have to worry about the food in here.

You'll eat good-- you'll eat good, but you have

to live with me being a b*tch.

That's all there is to it.

Jeff Varner is a--

oh my.

He's a mean mofo.

You have no idea, man.

That guy'll stab you in the front.

Forget the back.

He'll stab you dead in the front.

Who's the most annoying, out of everybody left.

Choose another word.

Irritating.

Pain in the a*s.

That really is funky and changes

the mood of the house, Nicole.

- Seriously? - Yeah.

I can deal with bull, I know who--

She seems very cool though.

Yeah, she's happy to see folk.

But Will, I have a whole different opinion of Will.

- Why? - Because I know who he is.

When I came in this house, I knew everybody in this house,

so I knew how he rolled.

He put his cards on the table.

Everybody else was trying to roll differently,

but he put his cards on the table, so I respect that.

That's how that goes.

Good for you.

I vote to evict Nicole.

Use people--

[laughing]

Gah.

It's gonna be a long three weeks, huh?

Uh.

See for me, it doesn't matter, because I--

Does it seem long to this point--

Yeah.

Or is it just going by fast?

Well, see what happened is--

I mean, I don't know how much you

can tell me that you guys know.

But there was-- like, I had two really

good friends, a girl and a guy.

The girl, you know, we were hooking up.

She left the next week, then he left the week after that.

So that's week three, and I'm all here alone.

And I'm like, I've already made all these enemies.

And so every week I'm just like, please don't vote me out,

please don't vote me out.

So how have gotten this far, then?

Just by luck.

Just by like, making deals, and lying, and breaking them.

Every week I lie to somebody else.

From lying his a*s off.

Every week, I'm like, I promise I won't lie again.

And they're like, OK. we believe you.

[laughing]

And I'm like, [makes ripping sound]

I lie again.

Apparently there's some sort of competition

that's gonna happen, I think.

Yeah, of course it is.

Because they have a sunken ship--

They give you any word on that?

OK, we got accommodation coming up,

so everything is going to get ugly.

They're them, and we're us.

Exactly.

You're gonna put "Big Brother" against "Survivor?"

Let's think about this for one second.

As far as I'm concerned, I'm laid back,

I don't know what will happen.

But the rest of my team, they're voracious.

It's going to get ugly.

It's all cute now--

I'm sure we'll come together in the end.

All right, remember you said that, OK?

We'll love you when it's over though.

[music playing]

We had a group competition today.

What it did, is it matched off the "Big Brother"

houseguests versus the "Survivor" houseguests.

I'm like a ballerina ninja.

[laughing]

You ready, baby?

I'm ready.

Let's go.

All right.

Sweetie, I am so not feeling you.

[laughing]

Power up, dude.

Gonna win this?

Yeah.

Whatever it is, it's gonna be slippery, guaranteed.

Now--

OK, here we go.

This week's special event competition, "Fire and Ice."

Yeah!

Yeah, baby!

You'll notice a tower of building blocks.

On each of these gray cubes, one tower of blocks

spells "B Brother," and the other spells, "Survivor."

As you can see, larger versions of these blocks

are scattered throughout this lovely winter wonderland.

Of course, to make this a true team effort,

all four team members will be bound at the wrist

to form a human circle.

After each team has successfully built its tower,

Big Brother will sound the whistle again.

That signifies that your team may

unclip the ties that bind you, and strip down to swimsuits.

In part two, one member will then get into the pool,

and retrieve a silver key from the bottom.

With key in hand, you will swim to the far end,

get out of the pool, and hook your key onto a torch.

Once the key is hooked, you may extinguish

the flame on that torch.

The first team to successfully extinguish all four torches

share the grand prize of $,!

[cheering]

Hello!

"Big Brother!"

Ching-ching!

Versus "Survivor!"

[cheering]

Are you ready to find out who's toughest?

May the best team win!

[cheering]

Good luck, everybody.

This one needs to--

this has got to be a little tighter.

Who wants to do that?

Yeah!

Are you ready?

Ready!

Ready!

Survivors ready!

[whistle blowing]

[music playing]

Stop it.

That's an R, that's an R. C. [inaudible]

- L. - This way, this way, this way.

Want to go for the v over there?

This way.

Everybody, everybody, everybody.

We ran around, grabbed the blocks we needed,

kind of piled them back at our--

our station of which we were gonna build upon.

Set it down.

Set it down.

OK.

B, B.

B, we need another B. We need another B.

B

S,S, we gotta get this-- yeah, right there.

Down, down, down.

S-U, we need a U.

We got a U.

What else do we need?

S-U.

All right, hold on, hold on.

Let's drop it, let's drop it, let's drop it.

We need an I. There's one over on the hot tub over here.

Hi guys.

Hey.

Got it.

We need an O. I haven't seen one.

We need a T. Do we have a T?

Jeff being the--

[chuckles]

Cheater that he is, threw one of their blocks in the pool.

Stack everything back up.

[splashing]

It's in the water, it's in the pool.

In the water, you--

b*tch.

At the very beginning of the game, I told my group,

I'm like, hey, let's get the V, and throw it in the pool.

And my group said, no, don't do that, don't do that.

Well, as soon as we turned around,

the "Survivor" people have thrown our T into the pool.

I didn't see it.

Let's go.

- What else do we need? - That's it.

I give respect for that.

You know, I think it's a sneaky tactic,

it's certainly within the limits of the game.

And I, after meeting the "Survivor" people for five

minutes, liked them a lot more than any of the houseguests

that I currently live with.

Hey, hey, hey!

Put that down!

The "Survivor" people were a little mischievous,

and they grabbed one of our blocks--

Put that down!

Put that down!

Too late, buddy, it's on the ground.

They left their blocks, all laying on the ground,

all the way around.

And we needed a couple of O's, and there laid

a couple of O's so I stole 'em.

[laughing]

I got--

Hey, don't knock our block over, man!

Knocking your block [muted].

We're not knocking your--

Jeff, no!

They had swiped one of our O's,

and had it laying over by their blocks.

I think both teams were devious.

[interposing voices]

Come on.

Wait, I'm--

[grunting]

Right there.

I.

[interposing voices]

OK, take it up here, then.

Take it up. - There it is, I see it.

Oh, oh.

Baby, we gotta stack them on the ground.

Stack them on the ground.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

No, no, no, relax, relax.

After we collected the blocks, we would stack them on top four

at a time, starting from the bottom.

And then from there, we stacked the four blocks,

B-B-R-O, up onto the already standing four blocks.

S-U-O.

Come on, come on.

Now, careful.

Take your time.

[whistle blowing]

We immediately snipped our wrist binds from one another,

and ran as fast as we could over to the pool area.

Clip.

They beat us building the blocks,

and they got over to the pool first.

Clip.

I kind of got a little too over-excited, and actually

took everything down.

So I had to put my suit back up.

I just told my team from the beginning, just stay calm.

Being on "Survivor," and the competitions

there were all about warm weather, and the sun.

And although we're in California,

it's snow out there, and it's cold.

Go Hardy, go!

You had to hook the key onto a hook that

was attached to the tiki torch, and then

extinguish the tiki torch.

Go, go, go, go.

I go in?

There was like, you know, ice floating

on the top of the pool.

However, I didn't realize it was a giant glass of ice water.

Go, go, go.

I go in?

I can go in?

Go, go, go!

[inaudible]

We were leading by a fair margin

when Monica's turn to enter the pool occurred.

I mean, you could see the look on her face,

and she was trying to go down, she couldn't do it.

Hold on, hold on, careful, Monia.

Monia, just get the key.

You're right near the edge, just get the key.

I panicked in the pool, I got overwhelmed,

and Nicole was like uh, uh, go in.

And I tried, but you know, I just

couldn't take that cold water.

Come on.

Straight down.

Come on, Monia.

Come on, Gervase.

[interposing voices]

[inaudible]

Thank God that Monica couldn't handle the cold water.

Alicia almost couldn't handle the cold water,

I could see it on her face, but Alicia's really strong.

Come on!

Come on, Monica.

Come on!

[inaudible]

Yeah!

Woo!

Yeah!

Woo!

Get out of there.

What a waste.

I'm so sad, and I'm not blaming

it on Monica by any means.

That was cold.

Damn, that was cold.

You all right?

Woo!

Yeah!

Who's the best reality TV show in the world?

"Survivor!"

The "Survivor" people were great sports, you know.

They came to play, and they came to have a good time.

They rubbed our nose in it a little bit,

but hey, I do that when I win.

You guys are awesome, congratulations.

Everybody was good sports about it.

Of course, they had the hoorah, yay,

Survivors, because if we would have won,

we would be talking junk too--

"Big Brother," yeah, y'all came in the house!

Best reality TV show in the world?

"Survivor!"

So to me, this was just a great day all around.

Ah, damn.

Girl, I took that key from you, I'm sorry.

Nice job, dude.

I couldn't get my breath, and I couldn't--

Y'all had me scared.

How [muted] cool is this day?

Pretty cool.

Pretty cool.

This day's so cool, I want to hug you.

That's how cool this day is.

I can't stand it.

I don't need another banner, thanks.

I'm just kidding.

[laughing]

So awesome.

It's really fun having them here.

Have you guys won anything since we've been here?

No. [laughing]

I'm so excited, I can't even--

I don't even know what to do.

What are you excited about?

Because we have guests, and it's you guys.

I can't stand it.

- You love that. - Huh?

You love that.

They're out there talking strategy.

It's just interesting to see.

They are?

See, they was making deals because they

didn't want me in here.

See, they kept me for a reason, because they thought--

because I hadn't won any HOH, and I

wasn't "competitive" enough.

It's amazing to me the way you guys just speak very openly

about all the [muted] going on.

In "Survivor," nobody would ever, you know?

It's just like-- but they're sharing it.

Monica's like, well this is why, da da da da da da da.

Within an hour later, Monica is keeping me,

and those two are out.

I mean, that was--

They want to misjudge against me, I used it [muted] back.

That was fast.

It's just amazing to me.

It's time to put the rake in the door,

so I can hear what's going on.

- Hey guys. - Uh-oh.

You gotta follow me.

We got to go to the living room, it's huge.

You've been asking us all sorts of questions, what

do we know, what do we know.

Of course, we can't tell you, and some of us

really don't really know anything.

But--

[laughing]

I told you.

I don't know nothing.

This is luxury competition, "Crack the Code."

As you know, everything that goes

on in the "Big Brother" house is seen on the internet /.

As a result of this, you all have many online fans,

some of whom have created fan sites

where they gather to discuss--

Oh no.

Your latest adventures.

This is Will's-- one of your fan sites.

And this is what it's got set up for you.

Favorite color, black?

Yeah.

Oh my God.

[laughing]

That's you.

Hardy.

Oh my God!

Ohhh!

Oh!

Oh my God.

Look at how hot you are right there.

Oh my God.

Look at that, look at that.

- It's so funny. - This is [muted] weird.

Oh!

Oh.

Oh God!

Nicole.

reasons to love me!

Ha ha!

I don't know one of 'em!

This is Monica.

Here's to Monica, from [inaudible]..

Yeah!

The "Survivor" people actually individually picked the "Big

Brother" household member that they

wanted to be paired up with.

And luckily I got paired up with Sue.

OK, so "Big Brother" is giving you a sneak peek

of one of your sites.

OK.

With the help of your "Survivor" teammate,

you must be the first team to crack the code.

OK.

Only then will you get the chance to see

more of your online presence.

So in a moment, three groups of letters,

OK, will appear on the plasma screen.

OK.

Copy them down on the marker boards

that will be in front of you.

At the sound of the whistle, open your envelope,

and use this information to help you crack the code.

The three words up here are clues

that will lead you to a location in the "Big Brother" compound.

Go there.

If you go to the correct location,

you'll find a computer mouse.

Go to the wrong spot, and you'll find a mouse trap.

The first team to find the mouse wins,

and your "Survivor" teammate will go to the computer,

and show you the sites created to honor you.

[yelling]

Oh my God.

B-J-S. G-D-Z-S-D-C.

D-H. I-M.

S-D-C.

D-H. I-M

D-C, let's go.

Come on, scram.

Scramble at first.

Like Gervase's like, think of things in the house.

And I was like, hot tub, and Chilltown, and hot box,

and nothing was ringing a bell to me.

I have no idea.

[music playing]

Once the whistle blew, we were able to open an envelope,

and basically, it had clues to the answers

for each of the words.

To decipher the first group of letters,

replace each letter with the letter that comes

before it in the alphabet.

For that A, it's J.

I on there.

Yeah, OK.

Don't know what that means.

To decipher the second group of letters,

replace each letter with the letter that

comes after it in the alphabet.

OK, G is H.

That code, I could not decipher it for one iota.

I didn't know what it was saying.

This is right.

This, you descramble this.

This, you descramble this.

Air heated.

To decipher the third group of letters, unscramble the--

- Right, right. - Jumbled letters.

So that's a word.

C, right.

- Chimney? - Machine, machine!

Machine.

What the [muted] is a air heated machine?

Shh.

Shh-shh-shh.

Air heated machine.

Air heated.

Air heated machine.

Hold it.

Air heated machine.

Air heated machine.

Oh [muted],, that's a mousetrap.

I had a feeling it was the dryer.

I mean, what other machine is in here.

Oh, air dryer. Dryer, dryer!

Get to the dryer!

It's in the [muted] dryer!

Go,

- No! - Go!

- Oh yes! - Yes!

Yes!

Oh yes!

We were here.

Thank God we got there first.

- Dude! - Oh.

We were here.

We went to the hot tub first, too.

You know what you're doing, I'm a computer illiterate.

This luxury competition was huge.

Everyone was just really hungry to see

what their website looked like.

Is that before you dyed your hair?

Yeah.

I liked it the other color better.

Honestly, it's still really hard

to believe that that, you know, that we're on a TV show,

and people are watching, and they're interested.

Because it just doesn't seem real.

We're in here, we haven't seen anyone other than ourselves

except for today.

Thank God the "Survivor" crew came in and saved

our sanity a little bit.

I know it's weird, but it's awesome.

All right, it's awesome.

Muah.

Thank you, sweetie.

Oh, honey, I told you.

[sighing]

[music playing]

How were the rats?

We never ate 'em.

Gervase ate 'em.

Yes.

I speared one once.

Really?

He taught me how to hunt them, they basically hunt them.

I can't believe they want to hang out with me.

I get to make them dinner tonight, how cool is that?

Don't-- just don't ask.

OK.

You'll like it.

I've been here a day, and I love it.

I'm having a great time.

In "Survivor," you can walk away from your camp,

and you can get away from people,

and there's this element of nature

that's there, that's very beautiful and relaxing to me.

And that doesn't exist here.

You have to find your little space here, which, to me,

would be really difficult.

Oh my God, it's beautiful.

Would you like some of this?

Yeah, yeah.

Hey, everyone remember that everything we eat here

is very spicy, so if you can't handle it, so sorry.

OK.

No, listen, love spicy.

I got the impression that these poor people have been

locked in here for a long time with no outside stimulation

at all.

They were so happy to see us.

I've never seen any of you guys eat with silverware.

They were totally excited, I think

they needed a little diversion from the drama

that's going on in the house.

So we were excited, totally excited.

And so were they.

And we're still excited.

It's just a love fest in here.

[laughing]

I'm really glad that you guys are here.

It's been a wonderful evening. - Thanks for having us.

Thank you so much.

Ah, thank you.

[interposing voices]

Once you get out of this, and you get back in the real world,

and you settle back into your life,

and you look back on this experience--

I even told Will, I was like, listen man-- like,

I apologized to him for saying what I said, but at the time,

I was just really--

Oh, no, yeah, I hated her.

Out there, I hated this b*tch.

We hated each other.

He sucked.

But after it's over, it's like, think about what we did.

You look back on the people that pissed you off,

and the things you said and did to them, and you regret it.

And the same people that you're going against now,

you'll be best friends with outside of this environment

you're in right now.

Yeah, it's the environment.

That's the thing I'm afraid of the most,

me hanging out with Will in the real world.

You guys would probably the best friends.

We probably will.

And it's crazy.

Nicole, you'll name your first born Will.

No I won't.

[laughing]

Well, thanks for a wonderful day you guys.

Wow.

Keep your head on, girl.

- I'm trying to, baby. - Straight.

I'm trying.

Straight.

Hey, just for ratings, could you guys bang?

Will.

[laughing]

Is that unreasonable?

Get up, get up, it's time to get up.

We're only here a few more hours, so show me shine.

[banging pans]

Get up! [banging pans]

Get up!

It's time! Come on!

All right.

I want to play!

[inaudible] girl.

God, you just scared the--

[laughing]

[inaudible]

I'm not ready.

Oh.

Oh, they did it in good stride.

See how long it takes them to get up, but--

That was priceless.

That was-- I was in my bed.

It pissed me off, but I just want to shake your hand, Sue.

Oh, that's just-- it's so you.

I'm like, OK.

The biggest difference in playing "Big Brother"

and playing "Survivor" is a very tough question to answer.

I think that they're both difficult.

The last two weeks was / of a cup of rice in the morning,

/ of a cup at night.

Ever since the "Survivor" people showed up,

the biggest thing that we've been talking about

is which show was more difficult.

Well, you know, in my own mind, I had to make comparisons.

One time we ran out of dental floss, man,

I thought I was gonna freak out. - Oh no.

I was like, get me out of here.

Outwit, outplay, outlast--

those things apply on "Big Brother."

The same three things that apply for "Survivor," apply here.

Psychologically, it might be longer and harder,

but it outweighs-- it weighs the difference with having

all the food, the shower.

Sue was telling me that one time it was really hot,

and to cool off, they had to go into the ocean.

And it was just really, you know, stung them,

because they had little cuts.

Well, one time I had a blister on my foot

from playing basketball, and I was in the hot tub,

and it was too warm, so I had to move to the pool.

Flush toilet, toilet paper.

I understand that.

You know what I mean?

So its a balance.

These guys are with each other all the time

in this confined space.

So like, even if they get on each other's nerves,

there's nowhere to run or hide from it.

[inaudible]

Gervase told me that one day they had a chicken in a cage,

and a Komodo dragon came and ripped up the chicken,

and k*lled it, and ate it.

Well, one day when I was at the pool, Ophelia

snuck in the house and ate a whole loaf of white bread.

We didn't have a pen, we didn't have nothing.

Right, right.

Nothing that you're used to having.

As far as I'm concerned, everything's pretty equal.

They're both very difficult shows.

I want to say thank you to our special guests.

Absolutely.

[applause]

Yay.

Now that we have guests with us,

it's going to put a different twist on the meeting.

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedules to--

Kick your a*s.

[laughing] - Take your money?

Oh yeah.

Take our money, kick our a*s, yeah, OK, whatever.

Eat your food.

Whatever.

[laughing]

Are there any interpersonal issues that you

guys would like to discuss.

Not that haven't been--

Oh, please have a fight while were here.

- Discussed already. - Somebody fight with somebody.

We have already.

You know, I mean, we'd have to-- we'd have

to start in on Will again.

Will, you're demeaning, dehumanizing jackass, OK?

I understand.

And she smiles.

If you have any advice for us, leading

into the end of the final weeks, what would you--

any advice for us?

I think the fact that you four are still here

at the end of all of this says a lot for all of your characters.

And you made it this far, so I think now you guys can

just like, have a good time.

I mean, of course you have to play smart still,

you're still playing the game.

But have a good time.

Just try not to think of anything negative at all,

and just try to be positive about everything that happens

from this point forward.

And I think everything will be good when you leave here.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Appreciate that.

For me, when I did my thing, it was--

I said I was never going to hate anybody after playing the game.

And I think you guys should do the same thing.

And if you can look back on it and said you had fun--

which you probably will the whole time--

it's going to be a beautiful thing.

So that's my thing. You know.

- Thank you, Mr. G. - True dat.

- Jeff? - Yes, ma'am.

Would you like to give us any advice?

I would love to.

In these last few days, just try to have fun, and be light,

and appreciate what you have.

Because there are a lot of people in this world

that would k*ll to be in your position.

[inaudible] Absolutely.

And so when I see you upset, and depressed, and crying,

or whatever, it hurts me, because I

see you taking it so personally, and so intentionally.

And I fear that you might regret that when this is over with.

And you'll change, and you'll get to a point

where this means nothing, and you'll look back on it,

and you'll love everybody-- even him.

You two are going to be the best friends, I swear to God.

Oh, we know that.

[laughing]

You really will.

I haven't hated anyone who's left here.

But I do get depressed in here, but we have-- you guys know--

I mean, there's no outlet in here.

I will say, too--

I'm not going to say I hated people,

and didn't hate people-- but my perception

of the four of you guys coming into this game

is vastly different now that I've spent time with you.

Really?

The person that I thought was going to win, I

now think someone else may win.

You shouldn't have said that.

Now we're all sitting here, going--

There's [muted] going on behind all your backs,

you don't know about.

What a surprise.

[laughing]

And thank you for my $,.

Oh, see, why do you gotta cap it like that?

Amen!

OK.

Sookie Sookie Sue?

It's a half a million bucks.

So when it gets on the final three,

if you guys are clawing each other's eyes out for it,

I don't blame you.

I mean, it's just a game--

big thing.

Everybody has covered a lot of stuff.

So it's just a game, but damn it, play it hard.

Show me a good loser, and I'll show you guys a loser.

OK.

This is the moment where the nominees speak to the group,

and indicate why they should not be voted out of the house.

All I have to say is-- to the "Survivor"

people-- thank you, and Hardy.

I'm not gonna get emotional.

Yeah I am. [laughing]

I was gonna say, yeah you are.

You're not dragging me down with you, come on now.

Come on, Hardy, cry, come on.

Oh no.

Leave him alone, Jeff.

I'm sorry that I--

I'm sorry that I messed it up, Russ.

[sniffing]

You didn't mess nothing up.

Fate is fate.

It was my fault.

So sweaty.

But I love you like a brother, you know I do.

Hey, I want to stay and play, and if I leave,

that's cool too.

There you go.

Thanks.

[sighing]

See, Nan?

Damn.

"Survivor" people, you guys totally kicked butt.

And I just really, totally appreciate you guys.

I'm not going to say anything that would make me more

likely to stay here, because that would

mean that Nicole has to leave.

And I don't, you know, want to ruin her chance or anything--

not that there's a likelihood of that happening any way in hell.

But I'm just glad to be here, you know.

I had a good time--

[muted] Damn.

I had a good time, and I'd done some things

I shouldn't have done.

I said some things I shouldn't have said.

But ultimately, I only hold myself responsible for what's

happening now.

And that's it.

Thank you.

Y'all playing good.

Thank you.

Very good.

OK, so it is time for you guys to pack your [muted]

and get the hell out of here.

[laughing]

Back to the game.

[music playing]

Oh.

[yelling]

It's time to go.

No, I'm kidding.

You'll be back here.

Don't leave, don't--

[interposing voices]

It's tough, I know it's got to be hard for them.

You know it's hard for me to cry,

but when Hardy was crying I thought--

I know, did you get choked up?

Like, stop it.

Having the "Survivor" people here was a wonderful break.

It seems like we left the game for that hour period,

but we really--

I don't think we really did.

It was nice, it was a nice addition to,

but you don't leave this game when you're in this house.

I think I'm done, honestly.

You know, I want to like, get back to reality.

[laughing]

Given the parameters of the game, and in here,

he would be a fool--

an absolute fool-- to let me in the house another week.

I'm really having a hard time with Hardy

and I being split up, and one of us having to stay here.

But that is definitely a crossroads

that is up and coming for me.

You know what I think would be hilarious?

If Nicole was so sure that she was staying, all of a sudden I

sent her out.

Hardy was so sure that he was going

to go, he's waiting to meet his grandmother-- all of a sudden,

he's back in the house.

It would really mix things up, and you know what?

I couldn't care less what those two think of me,

so I might just do that.

NARRATOR: Who will be evicted next

from the "Big Brother" house--

Hardy or Nicole?

Find out live, tomorrow night.

[music playing]

[theme music]