03x18 - Episode 18

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NARRATOR: Previously on "Big Brother," as Head of Household,

Chiara surprised everyone by nominating

her former ally, Josh, and her bed-mate Roddy for eviction.

Roddy, I'm so sorry I had to put you up.

NARRATOR: Josh attempted to secretly campaign

against Roddy.

You've already saved my a*s once.

I want you to do it again.

What?

NARRATOR: But his plans backfired

when Roddy confronted him.

You told me that you weren't going to say anything

or campaign against me at all.

[inaudible] campaigned against.

You're doing it.

You're doing it.

JULIE: Josh, you are evicted.

Aw!

NARRATOR: And Josh was evicted by a unanimous vote of to .

The HouseGuests anticipated the return of an evicted roommate.

I'm pissed off as hell.

We all obviously have the one person we want back.

If Eric comes back, it would be so great.

If Eric comes back, I'm the next one out.

NARRATOR: And the four evictees competed to get back

in the house by offering to sacrifice

a portion of the grand prize.

I'd give up ,.

I'd do half.

Half of it.

I'd take half of it.

NARRATOR: It took a tiebreaker to separate Amy and Eric

from the pack.

Amy and Eric, it's now up to the seven

remaining HouseGuests who they would

like to invite back inside.

NARRATOR: And in a live vote of to ,

Amy was brought back into the game

and thrown into a Head of Household competition.

whole squid.

NARRATOR: Who will last the longest in this hideous brew

and become the sixth Head of Household?

Check it out.

NARRATOR: Find out tonight on a special episode

featuring all new footage and the best of "Big Brother ."

Come on.

Right now!

[theme music]

JULIE: The last one out of the tub

will be the new Head of Household

whole squid.

[chuckling]

Oh my god!

JULIE: Roddy, out already?

Going into the HOH I was a little nervous.

I knew that I didn't want Jerry to win

the competition because he's a little bit of a wild card.

[bell ringing]

When the bell would ring, it was just bad news.

You knew there'd be gallons of slop thrown on top of you.

A good Head of Household must weed out troublemakers.

Representing this quality, gallons of seaweed and pond

scum.

[shouting and groaning]

What have I ever done to you?

So Amy comes back to the house, and we are like leeches.

I mean, tell us everything about the outside world.

Yeah, Amy, you cannot tell us enough information.

We have been dying.

It was odd just being on the outside.

I was in the most remote part of Mexico,

and this little girl runs up to me.

She was like, I love you.

I love you.

And I was, oh my god!

I was so excited.

And then she was like, tell Marcellas I said hi.

Marcy, everybody-- everybody is talking about you.

ALL: Oh!

I'm glad Amy's back.

Let the cattiness and the gossip begin.

If we didn't gossip in this house,

there would be nothing else to do.

I'm sure there's [muted] talking going on.

I'm almost positive there is.

People talk so much crap about one another it's unbelievable.

Things are starting to get ugly in the house.

I do not like Tonya.

Amy is a little whack job.

Chi-wh*re-a has referred to herself as a wh*re

on several occasions.

That [muted] b*tch.

Utter White Tr*sh.

Neither Jerry nor Marcellus will be anywhere

near a finalist in this game.

Neither one of them have a backbone.

They're two spineless b*tches.

It's like the prison b*tch.

I can't believe this.

That b*tch played me like that.

They're complete morons.

They're idiots.

They do not see the big picture.

Lisa reminds me of every girl I've ever hated growing up

who was always like, [moaning].

And Lori snaps every now and again.

But I think Lori is controllable, right?

You think you can control that wacko?

The best fight in this house was

definitely Danielle and Lori.

It was essentially over hand washing.

If memory serves me correctly, I tried to whisper

and say things in a calm way.

[whistling]

Hey.

Hello.

People who don't wash their nasty hands when

they come out the bathroom--

I have a problem with that.

He didn't wash them the other day when he came in and made

the salad, the Caesar salad.

How much salad did I eat because he's just touching things

and just-- it's nasty.

Last night I entered the living room,

and there were too many HouseGuests

discussing this matter of Jerry washing his hands.

It was so juvenile to me, and I lost it.

I completely lost it.

So call him in here and yell at him.

Yeah, do it right now.

- I think you guys should. - Do it right now.

I think you should.

I might need entertainment right now.

Yeah, that's what I want you to do.

That's what I want to see right now.

[inaudible]

Come on, I dare you.

That girl lost her ever-loving mind.

Come on.

Right now.

Who's the spokesperson?

Who started it?

Who's the first person that brought this up?

It was you, right?

And that's when I erupt.

I got ghetto-fabulous.

He came out--

OK, who voiced it?

--the friggin' bathroom, and he

did not wash his nasty hands.

And it's disgusting.

- Who who voiced it? - I said it.

- Call him in here. - I sure did.

Go ahead and get him right now.

Darn right.

I was so angry.

And I open up the door and I said,

Jerry, I got something I want to talk to you about.

How did it get so two faced?

It's not two faced.

It's black or white.

You do it, or you don't do it.

It's nothing about being two faced.

We discussed this, and we didn't know how to say it.

If you use the bathroom, wash your hands.

That's all.

Happy? - Very.

Good.

I'm very happy.

And now it's done.

Guys, just so that you know, the pond scum and the algae

is slimy to the touch.

Oh my god!

When I first got back into the house,

everyone kept asking me, what's going on in the world,

what's going on in the world.

So tell us some Hollywood gossip.

Oh, yeah.

Julie Roberts got married again.

To who?

To who?

It's kind of ironic, because I kept asking everybody, well,

what happened while I was gone?

What happened while I was gone?

Josh and I were on the block this week.

Oh, were you all?

You missed the food competition.

What was it?

Oh my god.

This week's food competition--

I Can Eat Anything Better Than You.

The first team that scores three points

wins the game and groceries for a week.

The losers get a week of PB&J.

Basically it's a bidding w*r.

And Jerry unveils it.

Brussels sprouts!

I can eat .

In two minutes, I can eat .

Chiara, I want to see you choke down Brussels

sprouts in two minutes.

She's halfway there.

Three, two, one.

A noble effort, but a failure.

Next up.

Twinkies!

Yeah!

Five.

Six.

Seven.

I've got eight.

Josh, said, go for it.

No way he can put one Twinkie at a time in his mouth.

And what does yum-yum do?

He puts two.

Two at a time.

Yeah, baby.

Yeah!

Jalapeno stuffed olives.

Yeah!

Did you forget that Eric hates olives?

Oh my gosh.

Bring it on.

Bring it on.

Yeah!

[inaudible]

Red team on the board.

But that's not the good story.

The good story is Marcellas and Roddy.

You guys will be bidding on eating chicken livers.

It was surreal.

It was deep-fried breaded organ.

[chuckling]

Yeah!

I was done.

Oh!

You can do it.

One every seconds.

You get four in you.

And then you have to start the bidding.

Three.

Four.

Come on, buddy.

[interposing voices]

Marcellas, no problem.

You can cut the tension with a knife.

- Crunchy livers. - Take your time.

You can do this. Five.

- Look at them. - Do it, boy.

Ronny, go.

Go for it.

I challenge you, Marcellas, to eat five bile-filtering

livers of these chickens that have

been dead carci for a while.

I couldn't do it.

I could not do it.

It was the worst thing that has ever happened to me.

I'm ready.

All right!

Yeah, baby!

[whistle]

Marcellas, come on.

Give it to him!

Give it to him!

Plenty of time, Marcellas.

Plenty of time.

[interposing voices]

Marcellas, just take another sip of water and get to three,

get to three.

Marcellas, you got it. Come on.

[interposing voices]

Marcellas, plug your nose.

Plug your nose, Marcellas.

Plug it if you need to.

It wasn't like, you know, you gag.

I had actual vomit in my mouth.

Marcellas--

- Four, three, two-- - You got it.

You got it. He got it.

He got it. [whistle]

He got it.

He got it.

Unbelievable.

Marcellas!

[chuckling]

I think it took everything in him to get those down,

and he did it.

I mean, obviously the most valuable

player in the game today.

Blue team wins this week's food--

[cheering]

Everyone's hugging him, saying, you gotta love him.

I ain't gotta love him.

I'm going to eat peanut butter and jelly

for the freaking week?

It's disgusting.

Why?

Why?

I hate peanut butter and jelly.

Why!

I think the best use thus far for peanut

butter has been the old bikinis, the old peanut butter bikinis.

It was my idea to have a bikini contest.

[inaudible] bouncing of the wall.

Then Amy decided to make it a pageant.

[inaudible] come outside so y'all can

see just where y'all are gonna draw contestant numbers.

Considering my pageant history, I elected myself

pageant director and emcee.

Sorry, I just wanted to check out y'all's [inaudible]..

Come on in, sweetie.

See how they're coming along.

Nobody was allowed to use any type of material.

Look at these bottoms.

My mom is gonna die.

We have to figure out boobs.

We made the cutest little outfits they could be.

It took probably a good three to four hours.

These are so not covering my [inaudible]..

And we go to put them on, and they all broke.

So we just improvised.

And we used peanut butter.

We gotta cover a little more, girls.

And we took some flowers and covered certain parts.

We'll be able to prance around all day.

Yeah, baby.

Yeah.

We had a lot of fun spreading peanut butter on ourselves.

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.

We're pleased to have you hear with us

for the first annual "Big Brother " Miss Pageant.

Amy was definitely in her own element.

Any woman I've ever met in my life who

was born to be a pageant director

or to be a pageant host, it was Amy.

She was just a complete, flat-out hoot.

Now, without further ado, come on, ladies!

Oh my god!

Come on, ladies.

Peanut butter.

I am so hungry.

We had a good time.

We were completely covered, so what are they going to see,

the cheeks of our butt?

Our eyes widened a bit, because there wasn't

much of them that was covered.

So we really enjoyed that.

[cheering]

It was a good laugh, but I squirmed a little bit.

I was pretty uncomfortable.

I would have liked to have seen them wearing a little bit more

than the peanut butter, certainly.

[cheering]

Lisa's peanut butter started to fall off.

We had to run inside really quick

because the peanut butter was melting and dripping.

I'm gonna melt.

We're gonna melt.

Their poor mamas.

Their poor children.

I think they're all undercover freaks, and they don't care.

And they'll do it all the time if the opportunity

comes up, simple as that.

Danielle, you're staying in.

You guys, I really do have to pee,

and I think I'm going to pee in the hot tub.

Damn it, Jason.

Jason, if you pee, so help me God--

I hate to tell you this, but so am I.

At least it'll warm up the place.

Jerry, if--

I'm holding it.

I'm holding it.

It's not the gulf stream if [inaudible]..

I can't!

I can't!

Guys, I have to tell you something.

You have dead squid and seaweed, urine

is the least of your concern.

Absolutely.

What was the other America's Choice that I missed?

The microwave.

They gave us a microwave as a house-warming gift.

They had a date.

They gave Eric and Lisa a date.

Oh!

They set up a dinner out here with champagne,

and Eric and I got to give each other gifts.

And Josh behaved like he was a little kid.

Oh, that's so cute.

So you think I'm cute?

You're all right.

You're not too bad yourself.

Coming into the house, I really

wasn't expecting any sort of relationship with a girl.

But over the last couple of weeks,

I've just grown really close to Lisa.

We've traded a lot of stories about our lives

and secrets, things that you just

don't share with anybody else.

I'm gonna kiss you more.

I came in here very strong and very anti-male.

And I think Eric started to change that.

Eric and I have a very nice, strong, growing relationship.

I'm very attracted to Lisa.

She's gorgeous.

She's got an incredible body.

Yeah.

There's fireworks, and there's a little flame there.

But, you know, I'm a guy, and she's a girl.

And, you know, Adam and Eve and the birds

and the bees and all that stuff.

Eric and I were kissing.

He stopped and just said "hi."

What?

I almost started to cry.

He didn't know what he did.

He thought I was going to hit him.

I explained the situation to him--

Are you serious?

Yeah.

I felt like a princess in a storybook.

I felt swept off my feet.

I know now what it feels to have something real.

Lisa and I were sitting around and she said, you know,

I think we should have a date.

Can I tell you something really, really cheesy?

Absolutely.

This is the most romantic thing that I've ever done.

Well, we're gonna blow this out of the water.

Many opportunities to do that.

Promise.

Can I sit on your lap, please?

Absolutely.

Oh my god.

I gave him a picture of the two of us in our hammock.

And on the picture was, you know,

the word "hi," which is my favorite word

now that he has said it to me.

One of us is going to have to go,

but I don't consider that the end to this relationship.

Uh, I vote to evict Eric.

I'm going to miss you, and, believe it or not,

I am a strong person.

And I'm going to get everything done in this house

that needs to be done.

I want to thank you for coming into my life.

Bye!

I think since Eric left the house,

Lisa has had to stand on her own two feet a little bit more.

I keep my mouth shut, my eyes open,

and I know a lot more about this house than you think I do.

Well, that's fine, but so just don't butt in our conversation.

She's no longer Eric's girlfriend

or a member of the couples or one of the girls.

I think Lisa is now Lisa, with her own agenda.

I have a hypothetical.

If somebody pees in this, does that mean that everybody is

going to be mad at that person?

[chuckling]

I missed Marcellas a lot, and it's

wonderful to be back with him.

One of the fights we had was between two friends.

The dynamic duo of Marcellas and Amy.

[chuckling]

That's really funny because I don't remember

a fight between Amy and I.

Marcellas hurt my feelings.

It just bothers me because he's like, why are you so selfish?

Why don't you just want to sacrifice

yourself for somebody else?

And I'm like, well, why are you so selfish that you can't

give up one vote when you know you're staying in the house

anyway?

She's out there right now.

Now she's saying that I don't even want her to have one vote.

You gonna talk to her?

You ever heard of the terminology

"nip it in the bud"?

We're gonna nip it in the bud.

Question.

Mm-hmm.

Did you say that you don't think Marcellas

wants you to have any one vote?

No.

OK, Amy.

Listen to this.

If any one person in this house wanted to vote for you,

they could.

I know that.

So don't run around here playing martyr.

I'm not playing martyr. And Marcellas--

You sat outside--

--this has nothing to do with you.

Amy!

You sat outside at that table just now and said,

he does not want me to have even one vote.

And that is a lie.

I have held your hand, given you counsel, bent over backwards

to be your friend, even to my own derision,

which puts me in this position now.

So please forgive me if I don't want the door

to be open at all to the possibility

that I could be voted out of this house.

I didn't mean to attack you, Marcellas.

I have not done that--

you did!

No, I didn't.

You did.

I don't care if you meant to, you did.

I'm not stabbing you in the back.

Whatever, Amy.

You have been the one running around here playing this card

and playing it hard.

Marcellas, I don't want to stay here.

Then what are you talking about?

I have not campaigned against you.

I know that.

And I don't know what this unanimous vote--

[interposing voices]

But I haven't campaigned against you,

and I'm not trying to play anything.

I have tried to talk--

Marcellas, I have tried to make you understand this.

I have tried.

There's no way that I would ever campaign against you

or stab you in the back. - You did, Amy.

You did. - That's not what it's about.

You did!

She cried, he yelled, he queened out.

So they kissed, and they made up.

I don't want it to be unanimous.

I wish I could, because the truth is it could.

Marcellas, would you please sit next to me?

Please.

I'm very sorry, and I don't mean to say

anything about you [inaudible].

Because I love you, and you're my best friend here.

And when I leave here, I still want you as my friend.

The most positive outcome of Amy and my disagreement

was a very nice roast.

I think we should all meet in the living room and talk to her

and say one thing we're really going to miss about her.

The situation is this.

It's pretty obvious that Amy's the one that's going to leave

based on people's voting.

That was good.

Amy essentially knew.

Even though she didn't want to buy it, she knew.

I wish you the best of luck, and I

know that we'll be much better friends

when this thing is over.

I vote to evict Amy.

You're a very wonderful person,

and I think there is a lot of caring in your heart.

I vote to evict Amy.

I'm just proud of you, girl.

Thank you.

I'm real proud of you.

Thank you.

I vote to evict Amy.

And we're going to think about you

and we're going to praise you and say the nicest things.

No matter who's in his house, I always

like to see the good in people.

And obviously you put up a lot of shields.

But we know there's a caring person in there.

I vote to evict Amy.

Every time you walked into a room,

it brightened my day and my life.

I did not come here expecting to find a friend.

So I am enriched just by meeting you.

I put up these huge shields.

And I was raised that way, and I learned at an early age,

everyone was out to get me.

Everyone hated me.

And it was easier to just be mean to everybody.

And that way I would never have to deal with it.

But I had to be here to learn that.

And so I thank all of you.

[applause]

All right.

Marcellas and I gotta pee.

We're getting out.

Yeah, it was gross.

Yeah, it's something I never want to relive.

It's probably something that I will carry with me

and have nightmares about.

[cheering]

[chuckling]

I wanted HOH.

And I would do whatever I had to do to get it.

I used to be a fish clerk.

I worked in the meat department.

Do you really think fish bothers me?

And that was when Julie was like, Amy?

She's out.

Do you think I can act?

Let me tell you guys something.

I could have stayed in that thing forever.

See, you gotta act like you're getting sick.

You gotta act like the stuff is just disgusting you

and let other people do your dirty work.

Guys, I gotta go the whole distance now.

Alliances.

The dreaded word.

There have probably been a dozen alliances in this house.

I can't count them all right now.

As the object of the original six, of course

I hate alliances.

[chuckling]

And so, buddy--

It started out as, like, a really pleasant conversation

between Josh and I.

[shouting]

He sort of snuck up on me and waylaid me.

I was the fourth vote for Lori.

The original six is still a sore subject with me.

Do you know why I was the fourth vote for Lori?

Because I was the one who had to go out here and tell

Lori everything that went down and what

her story was and that she was safe.

I'm telling you straight out, Marcellas,

even Amy would have voted you out that first week.

You would have been gone.

You guys are still here where I left you?

I'm out, though.

He comes and, bam, shows me his true face once again.

And it's as ugly as if he ripped his skin back off of his head.

Please tell me what's going on, Marcellas.

[sobbing]

Were you in the dining room?

No, no, no.

He was outside with Josh.

That'll do it.

I think I just hurt Marcellas's feelings.

Why?

We wound up getting into the first week again.

And I told him, if he wasn't vetoed,

no matter how much he turned things around,

he was still gone.

The truth hurts.

I know it does.

The truth may set you free, though.

[sobbing]

I need to know right now.

What was it at the beginning of this game

that made every single person in this house hate me?

It was very important once I decided

that I wanted to be here and I opened up

and I sort of let people in that I'd be liked

and I'd be understood.

The place where Josh took me was, no matter who you are,

no matter how much you gave, the deck

was still stacked against you.

Marcellas, I'm gonna go flip out.

There is no reason to speak like that.

And there's no reason to be starting drama.

He is a sad, sad, confused kid.

Trust me, I know him a lot better than he thinks.

It's that type of person in this house

that has made us all turn our backs

and wonder who's behind us.

I'm sick and tired of it.

It's pointless.

It's not [muted] pointless.

This [muted]---- it's not pointless.

Ki--

It's not pointless.

[muted] I'm sick and tired of [muted]..

Why is Marcellas in there so upset

right now because you had to tell him

about this original six and how we didn't like him

and if it wasn't for Jerry, god forbid,

he wouldn't even be here?

He wouldn't.

He told me that--

Speak for yourself.

Don't speak for the rest of the house.

There's no lie to that.

It's not the truth, because you don't know what people

vote when they go in there.

So it's not the truth.

And for you to do that, to upset him, for no [muted] reason--

listen, he's still here.

And somehow you're still here after that whole thing,

so you don't know.

You could still be here next week and Roddy could be gone.

- Absolutely. - You do not know.

Absolutely.

So he said that the right thing to do is to break your deal.

Knowing that nobody knows what would really happen,

I told him how I felt. If you have a problem with it--

No, Josh. I understand--

--you have a problem with it.

--it's all about you and the agreements and the game.

But sometimes, just sometimes, take someone's feelings

into account.

Now you know I gotta go check on my boy.

Yeah, actually, I'm gonna go, and I'll apologize to him

for telling him the truth.

I don't understand who Josh is.

You want to come and you want to apologize for what you've done

and act like you didn't do it or that wasn't your intent--

Marcellas, I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings

with what was said.

In my heart, I honestly feel that's the way

things would have gone down.

Knowing what I knew at the time, that's

what would have happened.

Josh is abrasive.

He side-swiped my a*s.

Josh is not nice.

You would have been gone.

Josh has to go.

At this point, waiting for eviction

is about the least amount of stress

that you feel in the house, just because finally it's

over and done with, and just a moment to breathe

and waiting to see who will be the next Head of Household.

And then you can make some plans again.

[bell ringing]

It's time.

[cheering]

Oh, Danielle is like, woo-woo!

A good Head of Household should

be able to withstand shock.

Good god!

[inaudible]

Representing this quality, electric eels.

Are they really gonna shock us?

I'm scared.

No, no, no.

No, no.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Just a second.

Just a second.

Are they really alive, or are they dead?

[screaming]

I really don't like that.

[screaming]

Hang on, Li.

Just hang on.

I really did come into this game willing to adjust and make

changes, because I knew that probably some things

were going to get thrown at us.

I hope everybody is ready, because the game as we

assumed it is about to change.

This is the "Big Brother" veto.

This is the power to take a nominee

off of the chopping block, saving

them from possible eviction.

Are you ready to win the Power of Veto?

No!

Damn.

Let's have some fun.

That's scandalous.

Yeah!

[cheering]

I think that a lot of people took

themselves out because they don't have

the guts to make the decision.

Round and round.

There it is!

Oh.

Jerry, you hold the Power of Veto.

I now crown you the first Power of Veto champion.

"Big Brother."

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry--

Jerry and I could wreak havoc together

upon the power structure that has emerged in this house.

I have been given the power to veto one of the nominations.

Marcellas, I'm going to veto your nomination.

When Jerry gave me my life back,

when Jerry saved my soul, when Jerry threw himself

on the knife, it was amazing.

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

And I have to cast a stone at myself.

I have to look deep into my soul and realize that I allowed

myself to pick on Marcellas because he was black

and because he was g*y.

And I have two beautiful black nephews

and a lot of g*y friends, and I should've known better.

I allowed those factors to color my jokes, and that is sinful.

And my soul is not for sale.

If Jerry had this thought in his head that this was about

racism and prejudice, he's talking directly to me,

and he can go [muted] himself.

We are ignoring him.

And we are making him feel like he doesn't exist,

because he basically threw out his word,

and he's not to be trusted.

He had the chance to be part of an alliance,

a six-person alliance, which would have been pretty strong.

And he blew it week one.

I want to know who came up with the let somebody back in

and how to go about doing it.

It's brilliant.

[inaudible].

I'm glad you're back.

I'm glad I am too.

I'm hanging on J and hanging on M.

Yeah, we're hanging.

Oh!

In this house, expect the unexpected.

The game has taken several twists and turns.

- Joshie. - What?

Come on.

We're going in the living room.

"Expect the Unexpected" video is coming on.

No.

Expect the unexpected.

Ever wonder what happened to your housemates

after their evictions?

Oh my god.

If you've been feeling sorry for them, think again.

Oh my god.

I've been evicted.

Welcome to my banishment.

[cheering]

Welcome to the Caribbean.

You enjoying your peanut butter and jelly?

Because I'm really enjoying this.

[chuckling]

Yeah, I'm in Margaritaville.

Mexico.

Lori, Tonya, Amy, and now Eric have all been sequestered where

they cannot see the show, and they

have no idea what's happening inside the house.

These four HouseGuests are about to get

an opportunity of a lifetime.

They will compete for a chance to move back into the house

and back into the game.

Will it be Lori, Tonya, Amy, or Eric?

You will find out live on Thursday night.

Oh--

[cheering]

Scandalous.

Scandalous.

What do you think of Operation Revolving Door?

How do you feel about Operation Revolving Door?

I don't know about it.

Operation Revolving Door is basically

the fact that we want the evicted HouseGuest

to come in and leave.

It's called Operation Revolving Door, which

is basically the one person who gets Head of Household

has to put them up.

[cheering]

Since we found out that one of the evicted HouseGuests

will be returning, Chiara and Ronny came up with the plan

that we should nominate them immediately

so they can leave the house.

How do you feel about this whole Operation Revolving Door?

I think that it's not fair to give someone a second chance

and then whoever goes out the second half

does not get the same opportunity.

So you agree with Operation Revolving Door?

That's a bunch of crap, because it ain't a [inaudible]..

[inaudible]

No, exactly.

Why in God's name would Chiara or Roddy nominate Eric?

You're saying that so we get our people out.

Exactly.

Come on, people.

And that's that strong arm tactic

again that I do not agree with.

I think once a person's evicted, they need to stay out.

[inaudible]

Stay it.

Danielle feels this way.

That's evil.

Marcellas.

Biggest, stinkiest pile of dung I've heard so far.

Trip.

Roddy and Jerry.

So it's pretty much everybody.

Oh!

Oh, it's getting me.

It's getting me.

Lisa, don't do it.

She's out.

She's out.

Oh, don't--

I knew that if I got HOH, I would have

to put up Roddy and Chiara.

And that's not a card I want to show yet.

I still want to be innocent as far as that's concerned.

Ah, get away from me you big ugly thing.

I don't like this.

Thank you.

Those are electric eels?

Yeah.

I thought they were longer like snakes.

Oh!

I would k*ll for HOH.

And so, you know, no matter what they dumped in that water,

there was no way I was getting out.

Oh, I don't like when they touch me.

[inaudible]

Being in the backyard during the Head of Household

competition and seeing the camera on us,

that's like kind of a welcome home, really.

Because I don't mind the cameras.

Stop following me.

You know, those cameras are on you [muted] /.

It is.

[inaudible] , cameras are up your a*s.

OK, there's eyes on us, and we know that.

But to hear it following you throughout the bathroom--

Maybe they've got weirdos working the cameras.

Honed in, infrared and everything.

Excuse me.

And catching every detail and expression on your face.

Sweetie, darling, that camera is on my face

all the [muted] time.

Sometimes I screw with them.

I move back and forth, and back and forth.

[inaudible]

Wait, stop.

If those things didn't exist, I could tell

you guys some sick stories.

It's hard to forget that the cameras are there.

[imitating alarm]

But sometimes, yeah, I slip and do something.

And I go, wow, I can't believe that that just happened.

And I totally forgot that the cameras are there.

Oh!

Ow, it hurt too.

I have no dignity, and I'm going down hard.

[imitating flatulence]

Y'all need to turn the cameras off for just

five minutes and let people, like,

have a moment to themselves.

[flatulence]

[chuckling]

[flatulence]

[chuckling]

Man, you better check the shorts on that one.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

If I said that I didn't miss sex, well, then I'd be lying--

because of you know, the cameras and everything,

and you know that everybody's watching.

You kind of put it on hold.

Do you think there's any difference here?

[inaudible]

There's very little things that I don't

do because the cameras are on.

I'm starting to forget what I look like in sex positions.

Wait till I leave, OK?

OK, maybe I did notice the two naked girls in the shower.

For whatever reason, the girls felt

motivated to conserve water, which I

thought was highly responsible.

This is real sexy, isn't it?

You have no idea.

Girls are always sleeping together.

They change clothes in front of each other.

So it was, like, no big deal.

[inaudible].

Let's do that.

- Shaving cream. - Hey, shaving cream.

Hurry, hurry.

[interposing voices]

The greatest thing I've ever witnessed in this house--

Tonya and Chiara gave themselves shaving cream bikinis.

Aw!

Shaving cream?

No, you guys just hang onto that, whatever you need to do.

I don't think any guy in the house

cares if there's never a drop of shaving cream

ever again to enter this house.

[chuckling]

Gotta clean you out.

Mine is like [inaudible].

- [inaudible] - OK.

I'm ready.

What do you think?

We have bikinis on.

gallons of--

Cod liver oil.

Don't get out.

[screaming]

[inaudible]

That stinks.

Oh my god.

[inaudible]

[screaming]

The squid-- I mean, the eel is riding on me.

Get away from me, vile creature.

I'm not doing well here, guys.

Oh my god.

It really stinks.

Come on, Jason.

Amy.

Don't do it.

Welcome back.

You're our new HOH.

[chuckling]

You got that stuff on you.

Thank you. - I'm out.

You dropped it on my hair.

Amy was determined to win that HOH competition.

She was going to go the distance.

I don't think that there was a chance that any of us

had against her.

[chuckling]

OK, that's enough!

I have so many mixed emotions about her return.

I want to be so happy right now.

And I'm kind of annoyed.

Oh, thank you, Chiara, for crowning me.

Marcellas.

I am the comeback queen.

Right now, I have no idea who I'm going to nominate.

Yes, baby, we got our room back.

Right now I really wouldn't say anyone's safe.

NARRATOR: Who will Amy choose to nominate for eviction?

Find out when "Big Brother" returns Wednesday night

at :, : Central, for a special two-hour edition,

featuring a visit from Grammy-winning recording

artist, Sheryl Crow.

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