01x06 - Episode 6

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Hey, he's here!

He's here!

He came.

Who?

Wojciech the faith healer.

WOJCIECH THE HEALER

By the grace of god alone,

he's resurrected several people.

That makes Jesus's three resurrections

a little less impressive

Well I'm just so pleased that he's come.

I ran out of miracle water a while back.

And I can't remember when it was

that I finished off the holy air.

Well, after Tereza died,

I came to the conclusion,

that it's not a good idea

to trust doctors.

- Coffee?

- You just don't give up.

The robberies began in April

last year, so it couldn't have been Igor.

Yeah?

Sure, he only got out

a few days ago.

Mm.

Is this it?

Yes.

Huh.

How big was that chain?

This big.

I got an idea.

Best to do it in plain sight.

Wojciech the Healer.

He sells miracle water and holy air.

Cash only, of course.

WOJCIECH THE HEALER

BUY A CURE

Here you go.

Here you go!

Here you go.

Here you go. Thank you.

Thanks. Here you go. Here you go.

Welcome.

First time?

Brothers and sisters,

may goodness and love find

a way to enter your hearts.

Every one of you

expects a miracle in your world.

And some of you

truly need it.

I can step in where medicine is powerless.

There is only one condition.

Profound faith.

Is there anyone

in this room, in this congregation

who believes truthfully and wholeheartedly

that they can and will be healed?

Ooh! Yes, me! Over here!

- I need it the most! Me!

- I could die tomorrow!

- Me!

- Please join me.

Brother, help her.

Saint!

Sister

I can sense that you believe.

This power will heal you.

Get up and walk.

I can't do it.

Woman, listen.

Get up and walk. You can do it.

- Ah!

- Oooh!

Jesus! Oh, Jesus!

Come.

I'm already breathing a bit easier.

I know, huh?

I'm going to heal your soul.

And your soul

will heal your body.

Who here is ready to accept this truth?

I am!

You are now invited to attend

individual sessions with Master Wojciech.

Miracle water and holy air

will still be available to buy in our shop

and on the portable trays.

How 'bout a smoke break?

- I'll get some air as well.

- I'd also like to get fresh air.

So many emotions

Her hair was red.

Uh maybe she was blond.

Pretty?

Uhh, she was an older woman.

How old?

Like my mom's age.

Well maybe a bit older.

- Right.

- Mm hm.

Conclusions?

Female, 35 to 60, blond.

No distinguishing features.

Sunglasses and a hat.

Have you sent out an APB?

On who?

Well how am I supposed to know?

You did great, as usual.

Thank you.

Tomorrow send us your brother.

He's gotta be visually impaired.

What a total shithead.

Lemme call you a cab.

And what about the others?

Something has to be done about this.

And?

Everything inside was burnt.

- This wasn't regular gasoline.

- What then?

Hm? It looks like JP1.

- Meaning?

- Aviation fuel.

Aviation fuel, huh?

Fifteen hundred?

Well Individual work

with the master is a huge expense.

Energetically.

Please lay down and relax.

The master will be with you shortly.

What's your relation to the patient?

I'm my sister's carer.

She has dementia and bowel problems.

So, the problem's your head?

She's not deaf, she's got dementia.

And the stomach.

Could you show me exactly where it is?

We're gonna take care of the head.

It's gonna get better.

In her case, it can only get better.

Would you please let me work?

The master

only works with people one-to-one.

I've left some energy

that'll start to work soon.

In five to six minutes.

What are you doing here?

Excuse me. I'm here to see the master.

You have to get in line.

I really But I really

But I really don't feel too good.

Ma'am, everyone here is also sick.

So please stand in line.

Oh. Okay.

What was that?

There.

Oh, how sad.

We're gonna have to steal something.

Do you feel the warmth?

That's odd.

The energy has spread.

That means there's resistance and

if that's the case,

then there's nothing more

that I can do, I'm sorry.

But maybe you could try again?

My stomach still hurts.

I don't feel anything.

You were gonna help me, you said so.

Close your eyes, please.

I'm very sorry, but

extra energy, means extra

Uh ladies and gentlemen,

I should say

the police have had another great success.

We apprehended a g*ng of "grandsons"

who were robbing the elderly.

Yeah?

They did, did they?

What a load of bull.

They were targeting care homes.

Going back to the theft

at the geological museum,

can you confirm

that the Green Glove g*ng is behind it?

The investigation is ongoing,

so I'm afraid I can't comment.

- Mrs. Brykalska's husband isn't behind it?

- You sure this is the copy?

No, it's the original

that we're looking for.

- I have the original

- It's a copy.

meteorite here.

This is a copy of the meteorite

worth several hundred thousand euros

that was stolen from the museum.

And if anybody

ever sees a rock like this,

we ask you to contact

the police immediately. Thank you.

I don't remember us ever

stealing any meteorite.

We might be standing on it right now.

Speaking of.

Excuse me, everyone!

Excuse me!

Let me remind you

that Krystyna's art show is this Saturday.

I hope that you'll be able to

help us with getting stuff ready.

Only as much as you can of course.

In a moment you'll ask me

if I want a cup of tea, and I'll say yes.

Cup of tea?

No, I've already

I've said goodbye to Laura. Thank you.

Well with this, it lets you look a bit

deeper into your soul, ease your fears.

Well, if truth be told

I don't have any fears.

Well, I do have one. That

I won't go anywhere

I'll just die here.

Every summer, for the holiday,

we'd take my, my

my beauty to Lidzbark.

You know, Katowice..

is 330 miles away from Lidzbark.

And what's in Lidzbark?

Well, a town.

A lake.

Many mosquitoes.

And we did that

for thirty-four long years.

Always to Lidzbark?

Ohhh sometimes we talked about

you know

maybe, maybe going to the sea,

or uh, the mountains, but

On August 8th there's

the Grand Prix for fishing.

And Laura also liked fishing.

How 'bout you?

It's a bit chilly.

Yes, I've had several

turbulent relationships.

Men were afraid of me.

No

Luck was just never on my side.

Or maybe it was because

I knew the ending before it started.

You know my mother had

this 6th sense too. And she gave it to me.

It made her life really complicated.

My father said she was a witch.

He loved me so much

and he wanted to protect me so much

that he packed us into a suitcase,

and we went on this

endless vacation.

Then one day I got this feeling that my

mom had died and I told my dad about it.

And then a few hours later

we received the official telegram.

And Dad

Well he just withdrew into himself,

forever.

You know, in moments of danger,

my intuition never once has it failed me.

On one hand it's a gift.

And on the other, a curse.

And you ended up alone?

Not really, I mean

I've got two incredible girlfriends.

Hmm.

You're clairvoyant?

So

Well Well

what card is this, then?

Oh come on, Stefan, really?

You bought the cards in Lidzbark in '86.

From a small green kiosk.

Tell me, why do you

keep taking this apart and putting it

together again if it still works?

Well,

Um

because

I can't leave.

You know, my family's here.

WE INVITE YOU TO AN ART EXHIBITION

Hello. Sergeant Gujska.

You been busy?

What's wrong with him?

A day like any other.

What time was the break-in?

Between two and four, I'd say.

During the second hour of miracles,

I do one-on-one sessions.

How much did they take?

About half, maybe. Five, six hundred

thousand. We didn't have time to count.

And who were you healing then?

What was their name?

I dunno.

What about checking your receipts then?

Maybe you could describe them?

All kinds of people come here.

There's erectile dysfunction,

Alzheimer's, rheumatism, unemployment

Only sick people?

The healthy aren't my target group.

You nervous, Kinga?

I knew that this,

that this art show was a terrible idea.

Krysti, I'm not nervous about the show.

I saw my ex-husband earlier.

He's gained weight. He's fat.

Umm Well I didn't know you had a husband.

What, uh What happened?

Bad divorce? Did he cheat?

He wanted to be a widower.

When I found out

he was stealing paintings,

he got so pissed off,

so angry, that he threw me in the river.

And he knew I couldn't swim.

If it wasn't for Zuza

When I saw him today

after all this all this time,

these memories came back.

Forgive me.

I'll stop talking.

Because this is your day.

Your day.

So, we have exciting news,

Wojciech the Healer,

a frequent guest of our city,

minutes ago announced

he's donating 560,000 zlotys

for health examinations

for our senior citizens.

- Mayor!

- Yes,

It's a very important day

for our citizens.

Yes?

I just wanna thank you for the

incredible generosity you've shown.

- I don't

- 560,000 zlotys for our senior citizens?

- Uhh

- So on behalf of all our residents,

thank you so much for this.

The key to the city.

I'm arresting you

for reporting a false crime to the police.

What's going on?

Wait, hello?

Master?

Mr. Mayor, how do you comment

on this shocking incident?

Uhh, well I You know,

I'm uhh I'd say that the, the, the

Stop stop stop! This

is slander. You're accusing an honest man.

Welcome.

So good to see you. Give me a hug.

How're you doing?

What if it's a massive flop?

And you've all worked so hard on it.

Krysti

It's gonna be a huge success.

- Can you grab this?

- The tray?

- Yes.

- Sure.

- Hey Alicja.

- Tomek.

See you in there!

Is everything okay?

You really think your mother can

survive more disappointment?

Excuse me?

What are you talking about?

I'm talking about

how you're not about to open a restaurant,

that you just got out on probation

and you've already got yourself into debt.

- Tomek, hi!

- Hey Kinga!

We'll talk later.

Sure.

I'll go get more wine, okay?

- The lights have gone out.

- I know, I know.

- But what, what about the

- Everything's gonna be fine.

They should

uhh, try to flip the circuit breaker.

- What's up with the lights?

- They're off.

What the f*ck do you mean,

they're off? We paid for them!

And did I say

that you can invite the whole city?

Cousins, aunts and uncles,

oh, and the police?

Oh, you think

the police should be here?

Maybe they could look around?

f*ck, you're the one

who should worry about the cops!

Now let go!

Oh, there it is.

The lights are back on.

Well,

enjoy yourselves out there.

Told you it was the breaker.

I'm planning on it.

I was never your friend!

Dear friends family

loved ones, ladies and gentlemen.

Welcome to the official opening,

of our very own artist the prestigious

Krystyna Janicka, who has decided

to enchant us all tonight with her talent.

Have a drink, kid.

- I wanna hear what Grandma says.

- Have you seen what she's wearing?

- She's totally overdressed.

- Quit it! She looks great.

Just be quiet, Mom.

We often think that,

with the passing years,

the doors slam

on new opportunities for us,

but you, Krystyna,

you refute that with your artwork

and open up the world

of your wonderful imagination to us.

You need

to release the healer, Gujska.

The money surfaced.

I held him for questioning.

Jan

Gujska, We're conducting

a major investigation.

He could put a curse on us.

Stuff like that.

this exhibition

wouldn't have been possible,

without the support and hard work

of three wonderful fellow residents.

You can release the healer now.

And especially one of them.

Okay, let's go.

Where is she, my benefactor?

I'll tell you who needs a glass,

is the daughter of the artist

and star of the night. Thank you.

Kinga!

God

Misfortunes abound.

Customers are going to waste.

They escape the shovel.

These

people

people today

they don't die like they used to.

Diets and vitamins

Yoga

What the f*ck is all

this fitness stuff anyway?

Don't get me started.

If it was just some sorta

local catastrophe

Nah!

It's time to die.

The business is dying, Marzenka.

What What?!

You're not Marze

Nah.

You're a cop.

Bravo!

Have you told her?

Tell her yourself.

She'll handle the truth better

than another disappearing act.

But you'll do as you please.

And I know you'll make the wrong choice.

- I wanted to tell you your mother is

- My mother

was never a mother.

Hm?

She was never there.

Go on, Kinga.

There.

Jesus f*cking christ.