05x22 - Raven and the Fashion Factory

[bunniefuu]

Oh, sorry I'm late.

Booker got his head
stuck in the banister again.

I don't want to talk about it.

Wait a minute. You're here before me?

Are you actually doing your job?

No, I had to take a passport photo,

and they said I needed a bland background,

so obviously I came here.

Well, did you at least check my emails?

If I did that, then what would you do?

I don't have the time.

Alright. [gasps] oh, wow!

I have a video message from Donna Cabonna.

Why would one of the
biggest fashion designers

in the world message you?

You'd know if you checked my emails.

"Hello, Raven. Donna Cabonna here".

"You're probably wondering
why the biggest fashion designer"

"in the world is messaging you"

-Nah, I wasn't.
-I was.

"I'm stepping down as
head of house of Cabonna",

"and I'd like to pass on
my fashion empire to you".

[gasps] Donna Cabonna wants me?

It's probably because
I worked for her before.

She must have forgotten about
those times that I ruined her events.

"And even though I haven't
forgotten about the times"

"you ruined my events"...

"I still believe you're the best one"

"to carry on the Cabonna legacy".

[squealing]

[laughs] I'm gonna be
rich! I'm gonna be famous!

I'm gonna be rich and famous!

"Raven, enough! You're embarrassing yourself".

You right, you right.

[theme music playing-♫]

♪ ha, ha! Lemme tell ya somethin' ♪

♪ had my vision all worked out ♪

♪ but then life had other plans ♪

♪ tell 'em, mom ♪

♪ it's crazy when things turn upside down ♪

♪ but ya gotta get up and take that chance ♪

♪ new city, I'm finding my way ♪

♪ it's gonna take some time ♪

-♪ yeah, we're gonna be okay ♪
-♪ ya know I got you, right? ♪

♪ It might be wild, but ya
know that we make it work ♪

♪ we're just fam caught up in a crazy world ♪

-♪ c'mon! ♪
-♪ it's Raven's home ♪

-♪ we get loud! ♪
-♪ yeah, Raven's home ♪

♪ it's our crowd! ♪

♪ Might be tough, but
together we make it look good ♪

♪ down for each other like family should ♪

-♪ it's Raven's home ♪
-♪ when it's tough ♪

-♪ yeah, Raven's home ♪
-♪ we got love ♪

♪ 'cos no matter the weather,
ya know we gon' shine ♪

♪ there for each other,
ya know it's our time ♪

[Raven laughing]

Yep! That's us.

Oh, it's all happening, right?

From lowly intern to fashion empress.

Ah! My dreams are comin' true.

Started from the bottom
and now you're bottom-adjac?

I'd clap back, Nikki, but
I'm floatin' on cloud nine.

I can see it now.

[romantic parisian music playing-♫]

And that one goes to Milan.

That one goes to Tokyo.

And this one goes to the moon.

And make sure it gets there
before fashion week, yes?

Ever since Donna Cabonna gave you her empire,

fashion has never been the same.

You're rich, you're successful.

All your dreams have come true.

I know, right?

Oh, don't you think the
Eiffel Tower looks better

in San Francisco than it did in 'Paree'?

Yes. I'm so glad you had it moved here.

-You're a genius.
-I am, aren't I?

Or at least

that's what this nobel
prize for fashion says.

[laughing]

[laughter continues]

[laughter grows higher-pitched]

Raven...

Are you okay?

You've been laughing to
yourself for 5 minutes.

Just grab your stuff.

We don't want to keep Donna Cabonna waiting.

Raven, wait.

I really want to come with you
today, but I'm a little nervous.

-Why?
-Do you think they'll know I'm different?

Oh, okay. I know what this is.

Listen,

Nikki; Just because you're transgender

doesn't make you different, right?

It makes you amazing.

No, I'm not different because I'm trans.

I'm different because I'm an heiress.

If I go as your assistant,

no one will know that I'm better than them.

If you go as my assistant?
But you, you are my assistant.

You know what, assistant? Grab my bag.

[sighs]

Step right up! Try your luck at plunky town!

Throw a ball into an old milk bottle!

It's way more fun than it sounds.

-How's it going?
-Terrible.

Everyone knows "Plunky
Town" is the worst game.

It's impossible to win,
so nobody wants to play.

Don't worry. I have a plan.

Good. Because at this rate,

I'm never going to raise any money

for my favorite, "Penguin Rescue".

Just because it looks like
they're wearing tiny tuxes...

Does not mean that they don't need our money.

Well, everyone's going to be playing

when they see our grand prize.

Are those VR Goggles?

Ah, not just any goggles.
These are "Opus 9.0's".

My dad bought them to reward
himself for getting his client acquitted.

-Well, they're still in the box.
-So is his client.

So your dad donated them to us?

No, I took them.

But I'm going to give them back.

You said it yourself; "Plunky
Town" is impossible to win.

This prize is just bait
to get people to play.

Wow, I didn't realize you
cared so much about penguins.

[scoffs] I am a very caring person, Neil.

Which is why we're going
to crush every other booth

at this charity carnival.

[crunching]

[whimpers]

Chili fries, chili dog, and a chili burger.

Good luck, kid. And don't
stand near any open flames.

I am cleaning up at these carnival games.

Do they even teach physics at this school?

Thanks for bringing me.

No problem. I didn't have anything else to do

since cami is on a school trip.

Plus, working at the snack bar

means I get all the nacho cheese I can eat.

I brought plastic bags.

Well, I'm going to go win more prizes.

There's a pair of skis out
there with my name on 'em.

You mean these skis?

Dylan?

What are you doing here?

Winning all the prizes.

I'm just taking a break while they restock.

Oh, you're Dylan?

-You're the boy alice has_
-A couple classes with at school.

Yeah, but isn't he the boy
that you said that you loved_

To beat at games?

Yes. Yes, he is.

[quietly] Shut it down.

You think you can beat me? Bring it.

You're not ready for this heat.

Stay out of trouble, dilly.

My name is Dylan...

Girl who is totally not my sister.

Welcome to the snack bar.

Can I interest you in some chili?

A hot dog? A questionable off-brand pastry?

Ooh! Off-brand pastry.

That would be a great name for a band.

-I'm looking for Booker.
-Why? What did I do?

Did my mama send you?
Is this about that banister?

No. I'm supposed to be
working the snack bar with you.

-I'm Zora.
-Oh, cool; Come on around.

Let me know if you have any
questions about our protocols.

Don't we just give them
snacks and take their money?

Sounds like you know about our protocols.

[Raven, gasping, squealing]

I can't believe that Donna Cabonna

chose me to take over her fashion empire.

You wish!

If anyone's going to take
over Donna's fashion empire,

it's me, Branthony!

Wait, your name is Branthony?

My parents thought they were having twins

named Brandon and Anthony,

but I absorbed anthony in the womb.

So now it's just me, Branthony!

I shouldn't have asked.

[♫-electronic dance music playing-♫]

♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪

Welcome to the house of Cabonna!

[♫ ♪ ♪ ♫]

I've assembled San
Francisco's most buzzworthy

fashion designers to
compete to be my successor.

That's totally something I would do, D.C.;

-Do not call me that.
-I would never!

Do you hear that, Heather
two? Don't call her that!

Donna, Donna; Hi. Long time no see.

So I'm just a little confused.

Um, I thought you invited
me here because you wanted

'me' to be your successor.

Oh, Raven, of course, I do.

If you win.

Win? I gotta compete?

What's the matter, Raven?

Can't handle a little
competition with Branthony!

Branthony, I am a single mom.

-I can handle anything,
-Except marriage.

Zip it, Nikki.

-[ringing bell-♪]
-Okay, wannabes.

Don't you mean 'Cabonna-bes'?

Oh, I didn't, but now I do.

Allow me to explain the
rules of the competition.

So no interrupting, Raven!

I wasn't even talking, Branthony, I was_

Raven, please; Don't interrupt.

Each designer has two
hours to create a unique look

that screams Donna Cabonna.

The finished looks will
then tomorrow be judged

by my main investor, Mr. Giorgio.

I love Mr. Giorgio.

He has the island next to
ours, but his is pre-owned.

May the best designer win.

[rings bell-♪]

Hey, Raven; Did you design your outfit?

Oh! Why, yes, I did.

Great, because it's garbage,
which is french for garbage.

-I'm definitely gonna win!
-I walked right into that one!

Chili cheese dog. No
chili, no cheese, no dog.

Next time, just, just order a bun.

I thought the snack bar would be boring,

but you're making it fun.

You know, I like to have fun.

[Booker thinking] This is nice. She's
nice.

How have we never met?

I definitely would have remembered you.

[Booker thinking] Definitely? Uh-oh.

Is she into me?

I didn't Booker this girl, did I?

Oh, my bad.

No, it's fine. You can take it.

[Booker thinking] Oh, no!

She's definitely been 'Bookered'.

Oooh, look at it this way.

If the point was to hit
the floor, you'd be winning.

Wanna try again? No. Okay.

Oh, no wonder you didn't
make the basketball team.

Wanna try again? No? Okay.

It's working.

I mean, we've got a huge
line and a full cash box.

Operation pjs for penguins
is going swimmingly.

And no one's come close to sinking one.

[can clanking]

What was that sound?

I've never heard that sound before.

That's the sound of me sinking my first shot.

You got lucky.

I guess it's not as impossible as we thought.

-J-just beginner's luck. There
is no way she_ [can clatters]

She just sank another one, didn't she?

Yeah, if she makes one more.

Your dad's vr goggles are gonna be gone.

And, like, not in virtual reality.

Like, in reality-reality.

Dylan, watch and learn.

Thanks!

I just learned what not to do.

[sighs] That was too close.

You know, maybe this was a bad idea.

We should probably change the
prize before I lose my dad's goggles.

[three cans clatter]

I just lost my dad's goggles, didn't I?

I don't know what's better_

Beating you, or winning those sweet 9.0's.

Lucky for me, I don't have to choose.

No one likes a bad winner, Dylan.

That's because they're losers.

I did it. I won it all.

I'm the goat.

Uh,

Ivy?

What are you gonna tell your dad?

Do you think he'd believe 3 raccoons
broke into the house and stole it?

-I would.
-Then I'm going to have
to think of something else.

Okay.

Raven; Branthony and Heather2
are trying to steal your designs.

I know. I planted a decoy
design to throw 'em off.

Three sleeves. That's brilliant!

Four is too many, and one is a tube top.

Why didn't you think of that, Heather2?

Poor Heather2.

I can't imagine being an
assistant to a designer.

Could you try?

[Booker thinking] Okay, Booker;
You've got to turn down the charm.

You have a girlfriend! You can't
have Zora falling in love with you.

Curse these dimples.

I think you're getting a little carried away.

-What?
-With the cheese.

Oh, yeah. No.

Um, someone ordered a cheese
plate, so I had to improvise.

That's pretty good. You're funny.

What? Me? Funny?

No, I'm not_ I'm not funny at all.

[Booker thinking] I got to
say something that's not funny.

Put this genie back in its bottle.

Did you know that James
Madison was the shortest president?

Wow, I didn't know that. Interesting.

[Booker thinking] Dang it!

Even when I try to be
boring, I'm interesting.

I gotta get out of here.

I'm gonna go get a snack.

We're in a snack bar.

We're literally surrounded by snacks.

[Booker thinking] Is she calling me a
snack?

This is worse than I thought.

Raven; I can't believe you
designed this in two hours.

Donna Cabonna is totally going
to give you her fashion empire.

Isn't getting something
without working for it the best?

I wouldn't know. I've
worked for everything I have.

Well, this time, Donna did all the work,

and you just get it handed to you.

What about all my designs?

With Donna Cabonna's name on
them, people might actually want them.

This is so exciting!

Raven;

This is good news.

Tell your face to be happy.

But I don't think I am happy.

Why? This is everything you ever wanted.

No, no, except it isn't.

My dream isn't

to-to-to take over the house of Cabonna.

It's to build the "House of Raven".

Poor people are so confusing.

You know, I'm gonna tell Donna

I'm dropping out of the competition.

[whooshing]

No, Mr. Giorgio; I'm not retiring.

I'm doing this so I can steal their designs!

[whooshing]

This entire competition is a setup.

Donna Cabonna is going to steal our designs

and pass them off as her own.

Not that I know or
you, I, I'm thinking it is.

I'm not psychic.

Oh, I know. If you were,
you'd be way more successful.

One would think, wouldn't they?

Heather2, I'm beginning
to think Raven tricked us.

Heather one would have never let this happen.

Branthony, Branthony, I need to talk to you.

Why? So you can make fun of me

for putting a third sleeve on this dress?

[laughing] That was a good one.

But no;

Donna is not retiring.

She brought us here so
she can steal our designs.

I'm not falling for any more of those tricks

you have up your three sleeves.

Hmm, that was clever.
Heather2, laugh. Laugh!

She's so repressed.

Branthony, no, listen.

Yes, that was a hilarious trick I played,

but I'm serious now, okay?

Donna is going to take credit

for our designs when Mr. Giorgio arrives.

Attention, everyone!

Don't listen to Raven.

She's a cheating cheater who cheats!

Ah! [Groans]

Oh no; Now no one's going to believe me.

There has to be a way I can expose Donna.

But how?

Hmm.

Looks like the answer is
an old, rich businessman.

Oh, Raven.

Trust me; It never is.

I'm dead.

My dad is going to find
out I lost his VR System.

I hope you guys are cool
being friends with a ghost.

I don't get how Dylan did it.

I calculated the launch angle

and the circumference of the bottle opening.

It's an impossible shot.

[can clatters]

What!?

-This ball is_
-Magic!

No, Neil; It's not magic.

It's rigged.

Dylan didn't win. He cheated!

My whole crush was based off
of him being my intellectual equal.

I should have known that wasn't possible.

-Should we tell a teacher?
-No.

No teachers on this one.

It's about to go down...

In "Plunky Town".

You have five minutes to
complete your garments,

and they better be brilliant,

you, 'Cabonna-bes'.

That's mine. I made that up.

Trademark Branthony!

[with heavy accent] Hello, my babies, huh?

It is me, the famous

[rolling tongue] Mr. Giorrrrrgiorrr.

Mr. Giorgio, heh; What are you doing here?

Oh, well, I came a day early, huh?

I wanted to taste your designs with my eyes.

Yes, but you see, they're not ready.

Why don't you come back tomorrow?

Oh, nonsense, Donna.

Oh, nonsense. I am here now!

I want to see these designs.

Suddenly, my eyes, eh? They're no good, no?

So I need to see the designs up close, hmm?

Ooh, this design, I, um, I have no words.

Thanks, Mr. Giorgio. It's an honor.

Oh, I found the words, yes, ahem,

Disgusting! Aaah!

Oh, baby, baby, Donna; Look at this!

This is a solid gold diamond, no?

You tease me, no? You tease me, no!

Whoever designed this is
going to inherit an empire.

[clears throat] Mr. Giorgio, please, may
I_

-Just a moment.
-Oh, yes, yes, Donna, yes!

Mr. Giorgio;

What are you doing here?

Oh, Donna, I am here to pick the designer

to take over your legacy so you can retire.

[quietly] You see, Mr. Giorgio;
I'm not actually retiring.

I'm sorry, Donna. I'm sorry, my ears.

They no work so good,
huh? Could you speak up?

I'm doing this so I can get some new designs.

Right, because you need to resign.

I know, Donna, I know.

No, Mr. Giorgio, I'm not retiring.

I'm doing this so I can steal their designs!

Gasp! Why aren't you gasping, Heather2?

Oh, come on! It's no big deal.

Designers steal from each other all the time.

Oh, Donna, Donna, no, no, no.

This is leaving like a tasty,

not good tasty-taste in my mouth, Donna.

If I were you,

I would leave with all of your designs

before Donna Cabonna steals it all.

-Mr. Giorgio?
-Yes.

I just want to tell you

this outfit that you
liked so much, it's mine.

The other one you hated,
that's Raven Baxter's.

-She is a hack!
[gasps]

I like you.

You are the type of person
that I need working for me, no?

Why don't you_ why don't
you come to my studio tomorrow

and wear a kitty suit?

-A giddy suit?
-I said wear a kitty suit!

So I know who you are.

A kitty suit. Of course, I'll be there.

Okay, in a kitty suit.

Heather2, get me a kitty suit!

Mr. Giorgio;

Hhow could you do this to me?

Oh, Donna, Donna,

I didn't do this to you, Donna.

[normal voice] I did.
-[Both:] Raven!

Now why are you surprised? You
helped me put the mustache on.

You ruined my business again.

I'm going to spend the rest of my days

crushing any fashion line you create.

Ah, may the best designer win.

And that's gonna be you!

Yep, that's me.

[Booker thinking] Okay;
I gotta let her down easy.

No charm.

Who am I kidding? I'm all charm.

Maybe I should bring some tissues.

Hey! I've been looking for you.

I know. All your life.

-What?
-Shh...

Don't talk. It's only gonna make this harder.

Listen, I get it, alright?

I'm funny. I'm charming.

I got half a six-pack.

I'm a catch.

But, unfortunately, this
catch has been caught.

You know, one day you'll
find you a Booker, alright?

And when you do, they'll be lucky.

What are you talking about?

I'm sorry, I forgot to grab you tissues.

Here, use this napkin.

It got a little cheese on it, so
make sure you use the corner.

-Don't mess up your_
-Oh!

Wait, you think I like you.

-Don't you?
-Booker...

I was just talking to you
while we were working.

This happens all the time.

I'm nice to guys and they think I like 'em.

I call it getting Zora'd.

No...

You got Bookered.

I'm pretty sure you got Zora'd.

So, so we're just two nice
people having fun slinging nachos?

Yeah; That is possible.

Ow;

Well, since we're friends,

can we pretend this never happened?

Because we're friends? No.

[Booker thinking] Dang
it! I really did get Zora'd.

Thanks for agreeing to a rematch, Dylan.

If you want to put up all your
prizes against my VR System,

it's your funeral.

Okay. You know the rules.

One shot. Winner takes all.

It's a "Plunky Town"
showdown! [imitates expl*si*n]

Okay.

You go first.

No way. I want my lucky ball.

I would wish you good
luck, but I don't want to.

Good luck. Dang it!

Say goodbye to your prizes, Alice.

What?!

[can clatters]

[Alice:] Oh!

Look at that.

I won.

With this.

-Hey, that's my ball.
-Oh, we know.

We switched them on you when
we found out you were cheating.

I'll take those!

Oh, come to mama.

Dylan, you were cheating?

You told me you wanted to
come down here to see that girl

-You've been crushing_
-At games all day.

Crushing at games all
day; That's what I meant!

Let's go.

He thought cheating would impress you.

-Gross.
-But effective.

I'm back in.

What do you mean Mr. Giorgio
doesn't know who I am?

He told me to come down
here wearing a kitty suit and...

OMG!, It was Raven!

Watch the tail, watch
the tail, it's a rental!