Oh, crap !
Anyone there?
Ouch!
You're a liability, Esposito.
What! It was you
who caused chaos up there!
No... No, no, no. I did my job,
as the hero, and saved you.
Your job was to break me out of prison,
not trap me in a sewer!
A sewer?
Oh, no!
I'm afraid it's true.
Can't you smell the despair
and the turds?
Be quiet!
Don't you see? This is where they dump
people infected with the Malaise.
These sewers are full of zombies.
So what? I'm immortal.
Well I'm not! And if I become a zombie,
I can't give you the Sword of Truth!
Hmm. Yes. sh*t.
So - keep your mouth shut!
And let's get out of here.
Hey, I'm the Chosen One.
I give the orders here!
What? Is there a problem?
Zombies!
Hey, Esposito! Wait!
I order you to not get eaten!
That's an order!
First of all, you need to calm down.
And...
Oh sh*t! Open it! They're coming!
It won't turn! It's stuck!
The other way, you moron!
Please just stop talking!
Hurry up!
They're gonna eat my f*cking feet!
- Oops.
- Nice.
Here!
So, come to visit old Paulo?
We don't see many living beings.
Hey, Claude,
do they seem a bit weird to you?
They do, huh?
I wonder what we should do with them?
No! Please!
A Guardian of Truth!
What an honor.
I love your work,
the prophecy and all that.
You know about the prophecy?
Are you kidding?
I'm a total prophecy fanboy.
Ta da!
Every issue.
I binge-watched The Prophecy
like a billion times.
And me... I'm the Chosen One.
- You are?
- Yep.
- How disappointing.
- What?
Great! A subscriber!
Yes, ma'am! Thanks to you,
we'll be able to slay the evil king
and open the way
to a representative democracy.
Oh now there's a crap idea
that'll never work.
Don't listen to him, sir.
You know you too can be
part of the prophecy.
What? Really?
Yes, all you have to do
is lead us to the exit.
The exit? The exit!
The exit!
What... There's no exit?
Of course there is!
But nobody's ever managed to use it.
So all is lost?
No, there is a way.
But it's extremely dangerous.
Will you both shut up
and take us to the damn exit!
We're here, in my HQ.
The only exit to the sewer is here.
If you manage to reach it,
you'll be free.
- I knew it!
- Yes. Just one problem. Zombies.
People dump 'em in the sewer.
It backs up
and now it's completely clogged.
Ah, let's just k*ll them.
Without being bitten? Impossible!
You've gotta blow 'em away.
Then ask Esposito,
or rather "Supposito"! Haha!
Because earlier
she cut this massive fart.
It was quite monstrous.
You sure he's the Chosen One?
Please continue.
So, this is where I come in,
to create a diversion.
On my signal...
...climb to the exit
as fast as you can.
Er... What's this?
- Ow!
- Don't touch that!
It's the sewer's mega flush.
If anyone pulls that,
we'll all be drowned.
So stick to the plan, OK?
What about you, Paulo?
Me?
My life is here now.
And I have Claude.
I can't leave him on his own.
If I get bitten, I know what to do.
Cut off the limb!
Don't worry,
It'll be a walk in the park.
sh*t!
There's f*cking thousands of them!
The way is clear.
Come and get me, m*therf*ckers!
Ow! Be careful, damn it!
It wasn't deliberate, Wingebag!
- My Quest-Log!
-Stop whinging. It's just a stupid book.
- What? What did you just say?
- "What did you just say?"
Nothing.
If it was yours, you'd go get it.
f*ck, this chick is
such a pain in my a*s!
It's trying to bite me!
What are you doing?
Out of the way! I can't see!
I think they got me this time.
Farewell, Priestess.
I'm counting on you
to fulfill the prophecy.
Ground approacing.
Ground approaching!
But... What are you still doing here?
- Ask Supposito!
- I didn't cut the rope!
- And we're stuck now!
- I have to do everything myself!
Farewell, losers.
Next time, I'll do it alone!
Paulo?
Paulo! No!
Thanks to you,
I'll have my own page in the prophecy.
Paulo?
No, no, no...Wait...
Thanks.
You saved me.
Calm down, Supposito.
Without you,
I can't find the sword of truth.
I suppose...
you're a bit like my guide dog.
Ow!
as*h*le!
And so, thanks to the courage
of the valiant Paulo,
our two heroes were able
to continue their quest.
But they did not know
they would face great danger,
greater than anything
they had faced thus far.
Lady Esposito
and the flame-faced Chosen One.
Will they avoid the pitfalls of fate?
Find out in the next episode
of Dead Cells.
Tsuzuku !
I've always wanted to say that!
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