06x01 - Bad to the Cone

[bunniefuu]

[Lana chimes]

[intense music playing]

[Desiree Burch] Too Hot to Handle is back.

[all] Too Hot to Handle!

[Desiree] But this time,

our naughty nymphos
know exactly what they're signing up for.

I will definitely be breaking rules.

No one can tame me!

[Desiree] Chill your boots, hot stuff.

[chimes]

'Cause this year,
the queen of c*ck

has changed everything.

New prize.

-[Demari] Insane amount of money.
-I'm deep in my Lamborghini, man.

[Desiree] New twists.

-[Charlie] What the hell is this place?
-sh*t has just got real.

[Desiree] Familiar faces.

Oh my God! [chuckles]

-Is...?
-[Kylisha] Shut the front door.

Out of everyone that's been
in Lana's retreat, he is my number one.

[Desiree] And a new Lana sidekick
who looks like trouble.

[chimes]

[Bad Lana] I'm Bad Lana,
and with me, there are no rules.

Too Hot just got way hotter.

[Lucy] We can do whatever we want.

[Desiree] But some things haven't changed.

Prepare for a k*ller Caribbean crib
and a parade of perfect tens.

In fact, someone call the fire brigade

because we're starting
with two total smoke shows.

♪ How you wanna get low ♪

♪ I'm too cool when I sip slow ♪

♪ Welcome to the big show... ♪

[Gianna] Incredible!

[Lucy] Too Hot to Handle, baby!

-[cork pops]
-[Lucy] Woo!

-You're very good.
-I'd shake it, but...

-[Lucy] What do you do?
-I am a college student.

-Oh my gosh, you have, like, frat parties?
-Yeah.

A party scene anywhere you go.

[giggles]

-[upbeat music playing]
-Oh my God, we are finally here.

At college, I'm majoring in boys
and minoring in political science.

[laughs]

♪ Let's blow the roof off
Get high 'til your heart stop ♪

My dating life
is like a merry-go-round of men.

And the most guys I've had
on the go at once was like 30 people.

[music stops]

Oh, God. I might get in trouble for this.

-[music resumes]
-♪ Call the police, 'cause... ♪

My friends did nominate me for this.

And they're definitely praying
that Lana can settle me down.

But, Lana, I'm gonna be
your biggest challenge yet.

♪ Ever and ever and ever ♪

So what do you do?

[Lucy] I just travel.

-I've had a "say yes" year.
-Say yes to everything?

Yeah, which is why I'm here, like...

-To meet sexy people in a sexy villa.
-An amazing experience. [laughs]

Oh my God, here! Oh my gosh.

Oh, let's not flash everyone yet.

"She's a lady."

♪ Do your thang, come on
Do your thang, do your thang ♪

I'm here, on Too Hot to Handle,
because this is my year of saying yes.

♪ Come on, do your thang
Do your thang ♪

It's taken me a lot of places.
On a private jet, on a megayacht.

To Mykonos, to France, to Ibiza, to Dubai...

And I've met a lot of international
sexy men to do it with. [giggles]

So, when Lana slid into my DMs,
of course I said yes

to breaking all the rules.

♪ I'm feelin', feelin' ♪

Lana is gonna have a big job on her hands
because I have a crazy sex drive.

I listen to my vag*na more than my brain.

Ah! Oh.

I guess I'm a bit excited. I'm like, "Ah!"

[music continues]

[Lucy] Lana can try and change me,

but I don't think
she's gonna be able to change her.

[whistle down]

-Sorry, Lana. Ah!
-♪ I'm feelin', feelin' lucky ♪

I want someone to, like, walk in there,
pick me up and sweep me off my feet!

[Desiree] And I want Idris Elba
to feed me grapes naked,

but before we all get carried away...

Lana, why haven't we created
a fake show this season?

They are always totally LOL.

[Lana] Well, Desiree,
in order to help my guests,

I have to be
one step ahead of them at all times.

And that requires innovation
in how I do things.

[Desiree] I should have known
it'd all be part of some cunning plan.

One more question.

What's with the creepy
Terminator sidekick we saw earlier?

[chimes]

[Lana] Bad Lana is more
than just my sidekick,

but all will be revealed in good time.

[Desiree] Such a tease, Lana!

I love it.

[both] What's your type?

Ooh. One of my biggest icks, like,
someone that skips leg day.

♪ We were born unstoppable ♪

[Desiree] Don't worry, Lucy,

'cause this guy doesn't skip
leg day, arm day, or face day.

-[Lucy] What?
-Lucy. [giggles]

-[laughing] Hey!
-[Gianna gasps]

-Mmm.
-[Lucy] He's got tats. I love a tat.

-[Demari] Oh my God!
-Hi!

You guys are beautiful.

-Nice to meet you. Gianna.
-[Demari] Nice to meet you.

I'm Lucy.

Oh my God.

Do you go to the gym, Demari?
You're in good shape.

-Of course. My main weapon right there.
-[giggles]

-[upbeat music playing]
-Oh, snap, that's me.

Ooh!

-Let's do it.
-♪ Let's go! ♪

[Demari] Out of ten, I rate myself an 11.

[music stops]

No, just joking.

♪ Bring it, don't stop
Bring it ♪

I think I'm a guy that has it all.

I'm 6'5, I've got a great smile...

-[ding]
-...and I'm a stockbroker.

Every girl wants a share.

-[cash register dings]
-[laughs]

I love women,
and they usually approach me.

How the hell can I say no
to beautiful, beautiful women?

Honestly, I got a little bit of dog in me.

-[dog barks]
-It's why I'm here. Help me out. [laughs]

My married older brother is the one
that nominated me for Too Hot to Handle.

He thinks I need to be like him
and settle down,

but his plan might backfire.

♪ So tell me who want it... ♪

My problem is, Too Hot to Handle
is a paradise full of women, so...

Sorry, Lana. I don't know
if I'll be able to control myself.

[laughs]

[music fades]

-Are you gonna break the rules?
-I've thought about it already.

-[Gianna laughs]
-I'm not gonna lie. What I see here...

-Ooh!
-[Gianna] The boldness.

-[Gianna] Another contestant!
-[Demari] Oh my...

-[Kylisha] Hi.
-Wow.

[upbeat hip-hop music playing]

[Desiree] You could say she's Ky-licious.

Hm! God, I'm good.

-You're beautiful.
-Do you have a type?

Something about a British accent
makes me want to sit up straight

and sit on something else.

-Ooh!
-[Lucy] Vibe!

[Desiree] Keep it clean, guys.
She could just mean a cushion.

Ooh, I like the view!

There's a lot of mirrors in here.

Get to watch myself
make bad decisions. [chuckles]

♪ I'm feeling myself
Walked in looking like money ♪

♪ I am the one that they wanted ♪

And I look like a sweet, innocent girl,

but I am no man's piece,
I am the ultimate f*ck girl.

♪ Feeling myself
It ain't nothin' like me ♪

♪ Let's heat it up at 100 degrees ♪

I've never been
in a real committed relationship.

It's not intentional.

It's just that having
multiple relationships

is the easier way to go.

I love it.

♪ You've got some guts to mess with me ♪

My mom has sent me here

'cause she thinks I need Lana's retreat
and I need boy rehab,

but Lana's got a great track record
of some hot British boys.

[in British accent] "Hi, how are you?
Would you like a cup of tea?" Ah!

And these are my good boob years.

So, sorry in advance, Mom.
You probably shouldn't watch this.

[Desiree] Shout-out to Ky's mom,

who is 100%
definitely watching this right now.

Lana. She's outdone herself.

Kid in a candy shop.

Literally, it's like,
all different flavors here. We could all...

[Desiree] All right, Willy Wonka,

just keep your hands
off their Oompa Loompas.

-[gasping]
-Oh my God!

♪ Break loose ♪

[Desiree] Hold up.
Delicious eye candy incoming.

-[Gianna] Wow, y'all.
-His eyes are amazing.

[music ends]

-[Gianna laughs]
-Hi. I'm Lucy.

-Lucy.
-What's your name?

-Nice. Charlie.
-Charlie!

-Your name?
-Gianna.

-Gianna. Jordan.
-Jordan, nice to meet you.

-[Lucy] What do you do, Charlie?
-I'm doing an Economics degree.

-And then, I play the saxophone.
-Do you? I play the flute.

-Huh?
-You guys are made for each other!

The flute is the same fingering
as the saxophone.

-[laughing]
-You laughing 'cause I said fingering?

[Desiree] Looks like someone's
got sax on the brain already.

One thing girls really love about me
is my massive...

saxophone. [chuckles]

[plays saxophone]

Can play it behind me like that.

[playing badly]

That was sh*t. Sorry, let's do that again.

♪ So if you wanna have a good time ♪

♪ Turn the music on ♪

In my preparation for Too Hot to Handle,
I completely stopped w*nk*ng.

My logic was, if I stop doing it now,

I don't have to be that loser in the show
that lost money for w*nk*ng in the toilet.

[giggles]

♪ Let's do it, let's do it
Let's do it now ♪

[Charlie] I wouldn't say I have a type.

Ginger, if you're hot.

-Brunette, if you're hot. Blonde, if hot.
-[ding]

The best of everything.

If anyone is going to find a match for me,
then it's probably gonna be Lana.

Too Hot to Handle is the place for
the most attractive people on the planet.

So, well done, Lana. You found me.

It only took you six seasons. [chuckles]

[music ends]

When you walked in,
what were you, like, hoping to see?

-You hit the brief quite well, to be fair.
-Woo! [laughs]

-Where are you from?
-[Jordan] I'm from California.

So we surf.

[Desiree] Come on, guys.

Not every sun-kissed dude from California
is a surfer. Right, Jordan?

-[Jordan] I am a surfer.
-Oh my God.

Surfing is like
a different type of world, man...

[Desiree] I stand corrected, uh...

Cowabunga, dude?

Whoa.

This is gnarly.

♪ It really doesn't matter
'Cause there's one thing on my mind ♪

I am a surfer from California.

Bright sunshine skies
and beautiful waves all the time.

[music continues]

[Jordan] People in my city
know I'm a soulful spirit.

Believe it or not, I'm on a secret mission
right now to find the love of my life.

But only problem is, I am a sex demon.

[snap]

[upbeat music playing]

[Jordan] Back in high school,
I was quite the ugly duckling.

Luckily, I had this glow-up.

And ever since, I have hooked up
with every girl in town.

Yeah, sorry, Grandma,
I love you. [chuckles]

♪ I want it, I want it ♪

I applied to Lana's retreat
because I don't really know

how to deal with my new attraction power.

Lana, I am out of control.

Take me to sex rehab.

Let's do this.

[producer] One more question.

How do you feel
about the no self-gratification rule?

[music distorts]

I forgot about that.
I can't even spank the monkey.

Oh my God!

[music resumes]

[Lucy] What's your type?

-I like the blonde hair.
-Okay.

And here you are. [laughs]

[Lucy] Oh! New person!
New person! New person!

♪ Fiending that body ♪

Oh my gosh.

♪ I'm fiending that body ♪

[Desiree] I know I don't do dairy,
but damn, that's a fine piece of Bri.

[Demari] Wow!

Oh my God.

-No way.
-♪ I'm fiending that body ♪

Hi.

You guys are... hot as f*ck.

Oh my God. Okay, I'm Bri.

Pull me into this party.

I'd love a drink and I'd love you.

-Oh!
-[laughing]

[Desiree] A drink and a Demari.

Looks like Bri is extra thirsty.

I got you. I'll pour you a drink.
Quick, I like that.

I know, I was like, "I spy... my type."

[laughs]

Oh my God.

I look f*cking good.

Is this my throne?

The princess is here.

♪ I be looking like a queen ♪

♪ People staring at me
'Cause I got that juice ♪

Getting treated like a princess
is a standard.

And I might be small,
but when I'm talking about guys,

I want everything to be big.

Supersize me.

[laughs]

♪ Coming in hot, hot, hot
Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

I applied for Too Hot to Handle
because I am a player.

I just don't trust men.

Maybe Lana can help me with that.

♪ Don't rush it, rush it ♪

Going to the retreat,

I know there's gonna be
hot guys falling at my feet.

But I've always got room for new ones.

[producer] So are you gonna
break the rules?

Can I plead the fifth?

[laughs]

♪ Oh, oh ♪

[music fades]

I'm in a dream right now.

You're very attractive.

Damn, okay.

[Desiree] As Bri puts her stamp on Demari...

Okay, we got one, two, three, four girls,
and three guys.

[Desiree] ...it's time
for a special delivery...

Ah! Guys!

[Desiree] ...of two perfect packages.

♪ Watch out
Here comes trouble ♪

[Lucy] More people!

Hello!

How we doing?

[music ends]

-Hey.
-Gianna.

-How we doing?
-Good. How are you?

-What's your name?
-Bri.

-Beautiful name.
-And yours?

-Chris.
-Chris. Okay.

Part-time model, full-time charmer.

Hello. [giggles]

♪ Love myself
Got nothing to prove ♪

♪ Too much joy
Got nothing to lose ♪

Cheers, Lana.
You got me a great catwalk. [laughs]

♪ Looking so sharp
I'm a well-dressed man ♪

♪ Yeah
Living my life, doing what I can ♪

I'm a model and a ladies' man.

♪ Feels so good, I'ma do my thing ♪

I kind of resemble a jaguar.

[jaguar growls]

I'm cool, calm, and collected,
and when I need to pounce, I'll pounce.

Coming to the retreat was kind of a dare
from one of my friends.

He was like, "There's no f*cking chance
that you can do this."

Surrounded by the best
of the best girls in the business.

[laughs] But I love a challenge.

The problem is I also love nyash.

♪ When a sexy gal give me a put kiss... ♪

Nyash is my kryptonite, man.

[producer] What is nyash?

Nyash is bum.

Nyash.

-[laughs]
-♪ When a sexy gal give me a put kiss... ♪

I'm buzzing to be on Too Hot to Handle.

This is the ultimate challenge,
but I'm ready for it.

As long as I keep the eye contact

with the ground, and not look at nyash,
I feel like I'm completely fine.

[laughs]

[Desiree] Uh, Chris,
so much for looking at the ground.

-So what do you do for work?
-I'm a lead singer and I play guitar.

-[Jordan] Wow.
-A little bit of a rock star. [laughs]

What's up? Let's rock this place.

♪ I got whatcha want, whatcha looking for
Everything and more ♪

[Joao] Playing guitar
is the best feeling in the world.

The only thing
I love more than music is women.

Being up on stage
is the ultimate foreplay.

You look for the sexiest girl
in the crowd.

You sing to her,
you know you're going home later.

[laughs]

♪ I wanna give you all you need ♪

I travel a lot playing shows,

so when it comes
to romantic relationships,

I just ghost...

[voice echoes] which is kind of messed up.

[laughs]

♪ Come on, girl, take all you want ♪

I am extremely excited
to be on Too Hot to Handle

'cause Lana's rules are, like, sexy.

If I can't have it, I want it.

♪ Alright ♪

[Joao] You have crazy eyes.

-[Gianna] Thank you.
-You're really beautiful.

-You have good eyelashes.
-They're pretty long.

[Gianna] Yeah, they are.

It's a great view, honestly.
I'm not complaining.

[Joao laughs]

[Desiree] Hold on
to your g-string, rock star,

because we are ending on a high note.

♪ Too hot to handle... ♪

[Desiree] And this encore
is well worth waiting for.

Guys, someone new. A new girl.

[giggling]

That is interesting.

[Desiree] Oh God,
eyes on the ground again, Chris.

-Just keep looking at the ground.
-Eyes off.

♪ Too hot to handle ♪

-Oh my God!
-Yes!

[Desiree] So sexy.

So sultry.

So serene.

So excited!

This is gonna be so much fun!

[Desiree] Uh, two out of three ain't bad.

Nice to meet you.
Sorry, I totally hit your head.

I can't wait to just, like,
woo, have a fun summer!

-You got energy, innit?
-I don't take... I got so much energy.

Energy for days.

♪ Snap, snap, take a picture ♪

Okay, this is my intro.

Oh my God!

Bring on the men.

♪ Snap, snap, take a picture ♪

When people first meet me,
they think that I'm a complete b*tch.

Then they're like,
"Oh, wow, you're like, really goofy."

"Loves to have a good time."

[vocalizes]

♪ New angle, I propose... ♪

My life has been
a never-ending hot girl summer.

Hot men, sunshine, and a few appointments.

-[twinkle]
-[giggles]

When I say appointments,
I mean d*ck appointments.

Let's go! [laughs]

♪ Getting under
Watch me getting under ♪

My girlfriends nominated me
for this retreat

because they think
that Lana could tame me,

but no one can tame me!

♪ Getting under... ♪

Time for Lana to bring over
some men from, maybe, London.

Maybe he could show me his Big Ben,
if you know what I mean.

[Big Ben bell chimes]

Katherine is on her way.

[laughs]

Do you have a type?

I love British boys.

I love like, tall, tan, colored eyes.

[laughs]

[Desiree] I smell
a little bit of competition, Lucy.

Are the rules in place yet?

Or can we just go wild before she appears?
Is that allowed?

Are you guys rule breakers?

-Yes.
-[Bri] Yeah.

[laughter]

Every single one of them
is just ten out of ten,

and as a rock star,
we like to break rules.

I'm happy for a retreat with no rules.

[Charlie] It's an orgy.

My mind is in the gutter right now.

[Desiree] Hey, Lana,
feel free to step in anytime.

Even I'm getting hot and bothered.

[Lana] I'm on it, Desiree,

but for now,
I'm handing the reins over to Bad Lana,

and she has a very unique way
of doing things.

[Bad Lana] Strap in, Desiree,
because there's a new sheriff in town.

[Desiree] Saddle up, partners,
this could be a rocky ride.

-[laughter]
-[Bad Lana chimes]

[Jordan] What?

[Bad Lana] Hello, guests.

♪ We're bringing, we're bringing
We're bringing the fire ♪

[Desiree] Over to the sexy cone clone.
Time to find out what her deal is.

-[Charlie] Is that Lana?
-Where is that coming from?

[Jordan] She sounds American now.

[Bad Lana] Please head to the cabana
and await further instructions.

I don't like that.
What's happened to Lana?

I feel nervous. I do not like surprises.

-It's time to move.
-Oh my gosh, the paranoia's getting to me.

♪ Take us higher ♪

♪ Keep grinding
'Cuz we running this game ♪

♪ You feel me? ♪

-[Katherine] She has like a new look...
-She got a glow-up.

[Jordan] Who is this dark,
mysterious cone on the table?

I came here looking for exotic girls,

and now I'm seeing
an exotic-looking Lana right now.

-Lana looking extra sexy.
-[Katherine] Ooh!

I don't care what Lana got to say.

Looking at Demari and Chris,

oh, some rules
are definitely getting broken.

-How bad can it be? Right? [laughs]
-It's just a cone, right?

[Charlie] I knew that I'd be challenged

'cause I've got the hottest people
in the world in front of me.

Lana's notorious for being a c*ck.
This is a different level.

[music ends]

Is she on? Is she working?

[chimes]

[Katherine] Why is she red?

Wasn't she purple?

-[Gianna] Did one of you unplug her?
-[Bri] Who the hell is this?

I'm confused.

[Bad Lana] You are guests at this retreat,

as you all have
a very bad side to your personalities.

Guilty.

[Bad Lana] Well, guess what?

Lana has a bad side too.

[bold music playing]

What?

What does "bad" mean?

[Bad Lana] And I am it.

Bad Lana.

What?

♪ Let's do the bad thing ♪

Who the hell is Bad Lana?

Lana has me lost right now.
I have no idea at all.

Can somebody give me
some explanation right now?

[Bad Lana] When I'm in charge,

kissing,

heavy petting,

self-gratification,

or even sex,

will not incur any... fines.

[all] Yes!

♪ So good ♪

-Oh, hey!
-[laughs]

Hook me up, baby.

Yes!

Gianna, be prepared.

I am coming for you.

[Lucy] Oh my gosh.

There's no rules.
We can do whatever we want.

This is insane!

This means I could do exactly

what I've been wanting to do to Charlie
since the moment I walked in.

Like, who am I gonna kiss first?

-[Katherine] Eh... [laughs]
-[Demari] Alright!

[giggles]

Thank you.

I love you, Bad Lana.

[twinkle]

Sounds like a lot more fun
than what we signed up for.

-Yeah!
-[laughter]

I'm feeling pretty naughty, I can't lie.

I'm surrounded by beautiful women,

and I'm getting told
I've got a free pass in whatever.

If Lana wants me to be bad, I'll be bad.

[evil laughter]

Hope she can't see down my boardies.
I'm getting excited.

[all laughing]

Oh my God!

[Bri] No rules?

Too Hot just got way hotter. [chuckles]

I'm about to turn it all the way up.

[Bad Lana] Spend the day
getting to know each other.

If you know what I mean.

-Yes!
-Woo!

[Bad Lana] And get ready
for the party to end all parties

that I'll be throwing tonight.

We love to party!

[Bad Lana] Sayonara,
my sexy little minxes.

-[Joao] Oh, let's go.
-[Katherine] Yeah, let's go!

[Chris] Bad Lana's given us permission
to move a bit mad.

So moving a bit mad
is what's gonna happen.

It's gonna be good.

[humming]

[Desiree] Wow, Lana,
I hope you know what you're doing

'cause this could get messy.

[Lana] Before I can help my guests evolve
into the best versions of themselves,

I need to see them at their worst.

That's why I have created Bad Lana,

a machine-learning system,
with a singular mission,

to encourage humans
to succumb to their baser instincts.

But even though there are no fines
until I resume control,

that does not mean
that there won't be consequences

for how my guests decide to behave.

[Desiree] Whoa, we're really
shaking things up around here.

And that includes
our brand spanking new villa.

♪ You're so bad you make the rules... ♪

[Kylisha] No rules.

You don't really prepare for that.
I feel like someone has to pinch me.

-[Charlie] Are the beds bouncy?
-[Lucy] Woo!

Juicy Lucy.

Hopefully, I get a good chance
to stick the moves on her.

Fingers crossed,
I can get in bed with her.

♪ The baddest
You're the baddest ♪

-[Jordan] This is so beautiful.
-[Gianna] Oh my God.

Oh my God.

[Katherine] This retreat is amazing.

[Chris] Wow!

I feel like there's some nice hiding spots
for Charlie and I to have some fun.

[screaming]

♪ You're the baddest
You're the baddest ♪

[Katherine] Who are we feeling?
Like, I want to know.

You and Charlie
are really hitting it off right now.

I do think Charlie's hot.

He seems to know what he wants
and it's you. [chuckles]

[naughty music playing]

You?

So, basically, I've had my eye on Charlie.

He's, like, giving me little signs.

And I love a British accent.

-Yeah.
-[Katherine] Sexy.

I love an accent.

Mm-hmm.

[Katherine] Sorry, Lucy.

Charlie is so hot, I have to be naughty.

I have to take advantage of Bad Lana.

I think we should
just make out with everyone.

[all laughing]

[Kylisha] I really do like Charlie,

but a lot of the girls
are kinda setting their eyes on him,

so I gotta keep my poker face on.

And just wait for my chance
to get a little kiss in.

I like... Demari?

[Katherine] Yeah.

-He's got a better a*s than all of us.
-Sports butt. I love it.

[Katherine, laughing] Yeah.

Yeah, rock hard.

Okay, okay, but then also there's Chris.

He's got these like really flirty eyes,
and I'm like...

"Yes, Daddy. Sorry, Daddy."

[all laughing]

[Desiree] Sports butt
or super flirty eyes.

It's just so hard
being a smoking hot girl these days.

[Demari] I like Bri.

She, like, came up real, like,
took me away.

-[Charlie] That was hot.
-"Come with me." So, oh, I love that.

-She's just built differently, you know.
-The bunda.

-[Charlie] The bunda.
-The bunda.

Bundalicious.

The nyash is there, it's compact.

She's got something about her.
I don't know what.

-[Jordan] Something about her...
-Butt... There's something.

[all laughing]

[Demari] Me and Chris,
we have the same taste for women.

It's just friendly competition,
but I love playing the long game.

I kind of play it a little cooler
and just wait on Bri.

What do you say, Charlie?

I think definitely
Lucy's up there, number one.

But Katherine, as well.

I can't lie, she's hot. You can see it
in her eyes that she's naughty.

-[laughs]
-[Charlie] Everyone wants Katherine.

Katherine's like, rad,
but, ooh, first pick's Gianna, maybe.

She's what I would invest my time in.

Right. I... I like me a college girl.

Yeah, it's gonna be a little battle here.
[chuckles]

So this is good gnarly and bad gnarly.

Gianna is definitely good gnarly.

The one that sweeps you off your feet,
and you're just like, "Gnarly."

I'm not bothered by Joao.

Game is on.

Girls are like a taste of heaven,
and you gotta treat them like angels.

-[Charlie] Aw.
-[music distorts]

I'm just looking
for who I'm gonna sleep with tonight.

[all laughing]

[upbeat music playing]

[Desiree] The sun's out in Lana-land,

and the crafty cone's
sinister sister's in charge.

So now is the time to show us
how bad you can be.

I'm here for it.

Today's a great day.

And then you come through with the back.

Your whole thing's
just kinda a genetic masterpiece really.

[Desiree] Um, guys, aren't you meant
to be flexing the girls at this point?

Demari has number one nicest a*s here.

[Charlie] Unbelievable.

Oh, that's hot.

[Bri] I've gotta weigh my options here

and take advantage of Bad Lana
while I still have the time.

I'll see you guys later.

-[Gianna] Bye.
-[Katherine] What?

I think Demari
is a tall hunk of chocolate.

Oh, yeah, oh yeah.

But I might wanna see
what Chris is doing too, just to be clear.

[Desiree] Fresh breath and fresh moves.

♪ Everybody get down ♪

[Desiree] What a guy.

-Oh.
-Mm.

[Bri] I saw you
with your dance moves in here.

-Bit of a groover, aren't I?
-Why don't I come join you?

Me and Demari are into the same girl.

But Bri is with me right now, you know.

So time to strike.

Can't wait to see your drip.

-Really? What are you gonna wear?
-What I'm wearing now. Do you not like it?

-Take it off.
-Right now?

Mm-hmm.

You have beautiful eyes.

[sultry music playing]

So do you.

That color flatters you a lot.

-You like green?
-You look good with it on.

Thanks.

I feel like you'd look
so much better with it off.

[Desiree] Oh, Chris, you're even
making me want to undress.

♪ Feel it ♪

What are you peeking
around the corner for?

[Chris] I don't know.

-It's perfect timing.
-Mm-hmm.

Come here.

[music continues]

Come here.

Hey, don't hesitate.

Ooh! You're tempting me!

Am I? [laughs]

Chris was not my number one.

But that accent
and those eyes and that body,

he's kind of winning me over.

♪ What will happen if I make you mine? ♪

So cool.

What kind of girls do you like?

♪ Make you mine ♪

I like girls that hold great eye contact.

[music continues]

I feel like it's just time to kinda
get to know each other.

♪ What will happen if I make you mine ♪

♪ Gotta love you, or nothing at all ♪

♪ Gotta love you, or nothing at all ♪

It's the energy. I can feel these things.

And the energy she gave me was sex.

That's on the cards tonight, man.

-[Bri] You are trouble.
-So are you.

[Bri] It is hot in here.

I was hoping that
I wasn't gonna like it as much as I did,

but I liked it a little too much,

and Demari does have
a little bit of competition.

[Desiree] Boom!
The first kiss of the series.

Where's the claxon, guys?

[claxon honking]

♪ Gonna hunt you down... ♪

[Desiree] Now that
we've officially broken the seal,

the hunt is well and truly on.

Time for these horny hotties
to go on the prowl.

-Can I kiss you?
-Yeah. [giggles]

[Desiree] Well, if you don't ask...

Go, Jordan.

[Jordan] So I'm ready to,
you know, go get Gianna.

You know, I got that edge.
You know, bro, I...

-I got the flavor... I got the...
-Yeah.

Oh, Joao, I'm so sorry.

She's mine now.

If you snooze, you lose.

Gnarly.

♪ Gonna hunt you down ♪

What are you saying? Do you not know
what "What are you saying?" means?

Huh?

Gotta learn
what "What are you saying?" means.

If I say, "What are you saying?",
you have to know what that means.

No, I don't know what it means.

If someone says, "What are you saying?"
you go, "What are you saying?"

-"What are you saying?" Like that?
-Yeah.

Okay, okay. Okay.

Can't tell if it's just her character
and if she's just flirty,

but I definitely get a vibe
that Katherine's interested.

We'll carry on that conversation later.

Katherine's just bad.

Like, in such a good way.

But I'm just trying to stay focused
on Lucy because she's from the UK.

Oh, they move.

And on paper, she's definitely my type.

-Gosh, I'm like slipping and sliding. Woo!
-Turn you 'round.

What are you saying?
How are you feeling about everything?

-Good.
-You ain't got a favorite yet?

-Have you?
-Yeah.

-I mean, I think I know but you can...
-Who do you think?

Katherine.

-I saw your eyes when she walked in.
-Which Katherine?

Charlie is very cheeky,
very funny, extremely flirty.

But I think he might have, like,
a wandering eye.

[twinkle]

-What are you saying?
-What are you saying?

[Lucy] So, I still need
to tread very carefully with Charlie.

I would say you could be tempted
to have a wandering eye,

only from what I've seen.

-That's offensive. [laughs]
-But you can prove that wrong.

[Charlie] This is harder than I thought,

but I've got one basic strategy
that works for every girl.

This.

So I'm gonna use my gift of the gab,
and I can do a lot with it.

Want to know
my favorite affirmation at the moment?

-What?
-Saying yes to your universe.

-This has been my year of "say yes."
-Now you can say yes to Charlie as well.

[laughs]

To be fair, you make me laugh.

-You like a funny boy.
-I like a funny boy.

I like a funny boy.

You normally go for boys like me?

I don't think I've ever had
a boyfriend like you.

No. Like a proper cheeky chappy.

Let's change that.

[both laughing]

You've got a really good body as well.

-Thanks.
-Haven't seen a body that good in a while.

You're definitely my favorite.

[Lucy] I'm feeling
really good about Charlie.

He's making it quite clear that
he definitely is interested in me.

How does it change things for you
now that Bad Lana's in charge?

What are you thinking?
Are you looking to make the most of it?

[clock ticking]

I think we make the most of it.

♪ Once you've tasted surrender ♪

♪ Sugar sweet venom ♪

♪ Made like heaven ♪

♪ Just for you ♪

Ah! Yeah, I don't know, I feel like, "Ah!"

I may be sharing a bed
with Charlie tonight.

And I'm not worried
about Charlie wandering anymore.

Right, go on, let's go.

I had my first kiss.

Woo! [laughs]

Juicy Lucy's got some juicy lips.

I think we can keep that secret.

But I'm feeling bad because
I know I've got a wandering eye.

And me and Katherine probably
have a bit of unfinished business still.

[Desiree] So Charlie's got
unfinished business with Katherine...

[Charlie] How hot we look together.

[Desiree] ...but he's not the only one
who wants to have their cake and eat it.

If only they knew
that OG Lana is watching their every move.

Chris's kiss was spicy.

But this is my time to kiss who I want.

-Hi.
-Hey.

And see what direction I'm heading in.

Want to go to the beach?

-Yeah, let's go.
-Yes, come on, let's go.

And I've got my eye on Demari.

[Demari] I actually get a lot of girls
by playing it cool,

and it seems like my mission worked.

Bri absolutely knows what she wants,
and, uh, it seems like it's me right now.

-This party's gonna be jokes.
-It's gonna be sick.

[laughs]

[Desiree] Chris might be
looking forward to the party,

but I think Bri's still looking
to try before she buys.

So, who's it gonna Bri? I mean, be?

Are you excited for the party?

Yeah, I think it's gonna be lit.

No rules. It could be literally anything.

Mm-hmm.

Mm.

Mm.

Feeling lucky?

[naughty music playing]

[laughs]

You're dangerous.

-Me?
-Yeah, you're dangerous.

[giggles]

Why would you say that?

I see you. You got something to you.
A little extra.

I feel like you like dangerous.

I do.

♪ I've got nothing ♪

♪ Left to lose ♪

Those eyes are like...

[laughs]

I'm like, I gotta look away 'cause...

I don't know.

[inhales sharply]

[moans]

♪ I've got nothing ♪

♪ Left to lose ♪

♪ Trust me, this is ♪

♪ For me, not you ♪

♪ I've got... ♪

[Bri] Kissing Demari is like

kissing marshmallows.

Ooh.

It's hot.

[both laughing]

-He is just top-tier.
-[whistle down]

[bell rings]

-Chris, on the other hand...
-[whistle down]

...he is fine and he's got
a lot of sexual charisma.

-I could get used to that.
-[Demari] Yeah?

[Bri] Mm-hmm.

I mean, you can, it's up to you.

[Bri] At the party,

how am I supposed to choose?

[Desiree] I'd be more concerned about
getting that sand out of your nyash

before tonight's party.

And speaking of,

how's our resident party girl Gianna
getting on with Bad Lana's sexy takeover?

-[Gianna] I can't wait for tonight.
-Then why should we wait?

♪ I'm comin' for ya ♪

[Desiree] Gianna's having a great time.

Sun-kissed, Jordan-kissed,
and now Joao-kissed.

I am so happy. I'm literally buzzing.

This party tonight
is where our fates are gonna be sealed.

I've gotta use my rock-star energy

to make sure
Gianna's spending the night in my bed.

-You're very good at that.
-Thanks. You are too.

♪ Get used to hearing silence ♪

♪ Ow! ♪

[music ends]

Charlie is tall, he's handsome.

I'm thinking, "Just go for it."

-I'm excited.
-[Bri] Yeah.

She's purring.

-Oh! [laughs]
-She is purring.

[Charlie] I'll go around, find the boys.
I'll catch you in a bit.

Lucy's distracting,
sitting in the bedroom.

I've gotta do what I gotta do
at the end of the day.

-Bye.
-[Lucy] Bye!

I'm gonna go find Katherine.

♪ I'm comin' for ya ♪

[Charlie] I've got Lucy in the bag,
and I like her,

but it doesn't mean there's
no unresolved business with Katherine.

How's it going?

Need to know if she wants some Charlie.

How are you finding everything?

You know, I mean, it's still wild.
I can't believe I'm here.

Mm.

What did you think when you saw me
walk down the stairs the first time?

I was like, my eyes...
my eyes were on you, like.

[laughs]

Talking to Charlie, I don't even know
what the accent does for me.

It's just so hot.

You're very confident.

-Do you think?
-Yeah.

-You know you're good-looking.
-[laughs]

You know it!

-Did you call me good-looking?
-I did.

Oh, stop it.
You're a bucket of compliments, you.

[naughty music playing]

She's so tempting. She smells good.

Her teeth are good. She's confident.
And turns out she's feeling me.

[laughs]

Oh, my days, you're spinning my head.
I can't lie.

You're something else.
You're hot. I rate it.

Oh my God.

I'm... I'm getting drawn in.

-What about American girls?
-I've never been with an American girl.

-Never been with an American... Maybe...
-I need to change... You're from LA?

Yeah, LA, born and raised.

♪ Let's get out of this place ♪

[laughing]

♪ Now I'm high on the taste ♪

I need to have my go with an LA girl.

Okay.

♪ Of disgrace ♪

♪ I'm so high on the taste of disgrace ♪

[Desiree] What was Lana saying
about consequences?

Might be one slip of the tongue too many,
Charlie boy.

Oi, that's a good kiss, man.
That's a good kiss.

Wallop. We got our second kiss of the day.
[chuckles]

That was hot.

-Wow.
-I like Bad Lana already.

Charlie is... He's a pretty good kisser.

And I can tell I'm gonna want more.

Are you a kiss-and-tell person?

No, why would I tell anyone?
I'll keep it to myself.

-That's a good way to be, definitely.
-Mm-hmm.

I'm literally stuck
in a spicy brunette sandwich.

I don't know what to do.

The main thing is,
I do not want to get caught out.

[Desiree] We've got some
delicious triangles going on.

Charlie likes the taste
of Lucy and Katherine.

Bri's had a bite of Demari and Chris.

And Gianna wants
another helping of Jordan and Joao.

But unless there's an orgy on the cards,

they can only share a bed with one person.

So, it's all to play for
at Bad Lana's party.

[upbeat music playing]

♪ Hey little sister ♪

[Bri] What the f*ck is in that box?

Oh my God!

Where's the whip? [screaming]

-Bri...
-Oh my God!

[Lucy] This is like full-on bondage.

Like, I'm kinky,
but I've never been to this level.

Oh my God, this is great.

I had no idea
it was gonna be a bondage party.

I'm kinda into that stuff,
so it definitely made me happy.

♪ Wouldn't say no... ♪

This is a freaky party!

-[snap]
-Yo, that's naughty.

I'm liking it.

You look f*cking jacked, bro.

-I feel like a sex kitten or something.
-You're a vibe.

It's gonna be a wild night!

I don't think Charlie's gonna say no
when I'm dressed like this.

I don't really see Katherine as a threat.

[Katherine] t*tties out!

I'm really excited
to see the boys in their outfits tonight.

If I'm wearing this,
what the hell are they wearing?

[music distorts]

[Desiree] Kinda works, as he has been
behaving like a dog with two dicks.

My perfume is called red temptation.

Mm, how fitting.

I'm feeling a little devilish. [laughs]

And I feel like... to get to know Charlie
a little bit better.

Jesus!

Bad Lana is around, and I don't know
how long she'll be here for.

-You looking forward to tonight?
-Yeah.

What are you gonna do?

-What are you gonna do?
-Be on badness for Bad Lana?

I look like a devil,
but I'm an angel in disguise.

[laughing]

-You're good with your mouth, you know?
-Put it to the test.

-Really, like that?
-Yes.

♪ You like it better
With my lipstick off ♪

-Really?
-Yeah, really.

-Right now?
-Mm-hmm.

Shall we just mutually just do it?

♪ You know it, I feel it
You want this, you need it this time ♪

And no one will...

-[laughs]
-[music ends]

Well, you know what they say
about the rule of three. [laughs]

You'll keep it a secret?

I don't want anyone to know.

[Desiree] I get it. He's trying
to keep things hush-hush.

Charlie, relax, it's reality TV.

People's secrets never come out.

Let's get this wicked party started.

[upbeat music playing]

-It's a Bad Lana party!
-Go!

I'm so looking forward
to Bad Lana's naughty party.

We're getting to know each other,
time to get fluid,

-and maybe share some fluids.
-[music stops]

Oh, God. [laughs]

Do any of you have
a favorite to get in bed with tonight?

-Gianna! [laughs]
-[laughing]

Two of the boys are excited to see Bri.

[guys] Ooh!

You know who deserves
some more love? Kylisha.

-[guys] Aww.
-[Desiree] If only they knew, Charlie?

[screaming]

They're coming in hot.

♪ Comin' in hot ♪

♪ Always on top ♪

Let's party!

Woo!

♪ Baby, I'm the boss ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

Oh my God!

♪ Gonna make it go! ♪

♪ Gonna make it go ♪

[Charlie] Wow, the bunda display's unreal.

[Lucy] Ooh, la la.

[Bri] I'm feeling like a bad girl.

I'm ready to get it on and popping.

-I don't know what you are. Looking good.
-I don't know. I'm just me.

Bri's looking spectacular.

She got a taste of the lips.
I know she gonna want more.

[Katherine] Cheers to Bad Lana!

Nothing is gonna ruin this night.

All right.

"To help you let loose, here's a game."

"Roll both dice and choose your person.
With love from Bad Lana."

-[all] Ooh.
-[Desiree] Classic.

Just when you think
it couldn't get any looser,

someone brings out the sex dice.

-We've all been there. No?
-Woo!

Just me?

"Suck navel."

[all laughing]

This is hard. Chris?
He's kind of hard to resist.

But Demari,
he's just a little too tempting.

I'm like...

[sighs]

Chris, Demari...

[Desiree] It's decision time, Bri.

Flirty-eyes Chris or sports-butt Demari?

[all cheering]

♪ Show me what you've got
'Cause I've got ♪

[cheering]

Why? I did not see that coming.

♪ Show me what you've got ♪

I'm sharing a bed with Demari tonight.

He's a gentleman,
and a princess has got needs.

[cheering]

[Kylisha] Feels so good!

-♪ Show me what you've got ♪
-Phew.

♪ Check it out ♪

[Gianna] "Suck lips."

-Ooh.
-Ooh!

It's my time to strike.

♪ Check, check, check, check it out ♪

♪ Check it out ♪

♪ Check, check, check, check it out
Out, out, out... ♪

Joao, pucker up.

[all cheering]

[Desiree] Oh, wipe out.

Sorry, dude.

♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪

I'm choosing Joao because he's hot,
he's got a beautiful face...

He's hot.
Needless to say, I think he's hot.

Oh my God!

[sighs]

[Katherine] Spice it up a little bit.

[bold music playing]

I need Charlie in my bed tonight.

"Suck neck."

All I could think about are

all the naughty things
I could do to Charlie tonight.

[all cheering]

[Bri] Oh, no!

[guys] Ooh!

[Charlie] Oh, yeah.

[bold music continues playing]

Katherine is so hot and so tempting,
I don't know who to choose.

[exclaims]

Uh... Katherine, what is going on?

Charlie is mine.

-♪ Let's go ♪
-♪ I want to get it ♪

"Suck ears."

I can suck an ear.

Take that hat off.

♪ I wanna get down ♪

♪ Down ♪

-♪ I wanna get rough ♪
-[Charlie] Wow. [chuckles]

Oh my God. It feels orgasmic.

[laughs]

I do like an ear-suck, I can't lie.

I'm gutted that I'm gonna have
to pick a girl in front of all the others

'cause, in my head, I don't want
any of them to know about each other.

[all] Charlie! Charlie! Charlie! Charlie!

[Desiree] Oh, Charlie,
you're in a triple pickle.

Wolf's bitten off more than he can chew.

"Suck thigh."

-Oh!
-[Chris] Oh yeah.

[laughing]

♪ I don't need to think about it... ♪

Ooh!

♪ Hey, hey ♪

[Lucy] I'm gonna enjoy this.

I want that one.

[Katherine] Really? When I look like this?

Did he really just pick Lucy over me?

[Desiree] Looks like Charlie
is a cunning linguist

in more ways than one.

-[Charlie] I'll do the other one as well.
-Okay.

[Charlie] I've gotta stick with Lucy.
She's a girl that ticks a lot of my boxes.

I want Lucy in my bed tonight.

[boys cheering] Ooh!

Charlie made his choice, and it wasn't me!

But I feel like, no rules, no problem.

I'm gonna lay on some moves,
and see what all these boys are about.

Bring it on, Bad Lana.

[Bad Lana] That's my girl, Kylisha.

Let loose, baby.

[upbeat music playing]

♪ Feel what we want
Give in to the night ♪

Gianna's making me horny as f*ck. [laughs]

♪ Animals, animals... ♪

[Charlie] That's hot.

There is a lot of sexual tension
between me and Charlie.

Could cut it with one of my spikes.

♪ Animals ♪

[Bri] Demari is...

[sighs] ...so sexy.

Can we move this along?
Just go straight to the bed.

[music continues]

♪ Do what we want
No wrong and no right ♪

♪ Feel what we want... ♪

[Desiree] Hey Lana,
unless we're being sponsored by Pornhub,

it might be time for your big entrance.

[Lana] You are right, Desiree.

I have certainly seen more than enough,
which is why I am about to resume control.

[all cheering]

[suspenseful music playing]

Oh, look, look, look!

[suspenseful music playing]

Oh, my God, guys, guys, guys!

Oh, God.

She's back.

Oh no! Turn around!

Look who showed up. b*tch cone.

[Gianna] Oh, no, no, no, no.

Lana?

[intense music playing]

[Katherine] I knew this b*tch was coming!

[Charlie] It's still the first night!

The party's only getting started. What?

The after-party was gonna be insane. Ugh!

I'm gutted.

-[Lana chimes]
-[Demari] No way!

[Lana] Good evening, guests.

[yelling]

[Katherine laughs]

[Lana] Please make your way
to the cabana immediately.

-[Katherine] Oh, no!
-[Desiree] Oh, she is back, baby.

I love it when Lana drops the C-b*mb.

-[Joao] Let's go.
-[Charlie] This is gonna be tough.

[Desiree] Yeah, you take
that walk of shame, you naughty nymphos.

[Bri] We knew what we signed up for,

but she could have given us one night.

I don't like it.

Not one bit.

[suspenseful music playing]

[Lana chimes]

-[exhales]
-f*ck.

[intense music playing]

I don't want that sound.

Oh my God!

This freaking sucks.

♪ Oh, I am the pain ♪

Here we go.

♪ I am the torment ♪

[Lana] Guests,

in order to help you be your best,

I needed to see you at your worst.

And I have definitely seen enough.

So, from this point forward,
the retreat rules are in place.

Ugh...

-Major blue ba*ls.
-Couldn't even wait 24 hours, man.

[sighs] The b*tch is back.

[intense music continues]

[Lana] There will be no kissing.

Yes, Lana, we get it.

[Lana] No heavy petting.

[Gianna] Blah, blah, blah.

I know the rules, and I know they suck.

[Lana] No self-gratification.

Oh...

[Lana] And no sex.

Of any kind.

Oh, this is depressing.

I mean, we all knew it was coming.
I just thought I was gonna come first.

Bring back Bad Lana. You're blowing me.

Lana, she successfully k*lled my b*ner.

Thank you for the rules.
Can we go back to the party, please?

I thought we were gonna
get away with it. I really did.

[Lana] This is the start of a journey

towards deeper
and more meaningful connections.

[Joao] Oh my God.

Way to m*rder the vibe, Lana.

[Lana] In order to encourage you
along this path,

I'm offering you the biggest prize fund
in my retreat's history.

-[Katherine] What?
-[Joao] Now we're talking.

[Lana] A quarter of a million... dollars.

-[cash register dings]
-What?

-Woo!
-[upbeat music playing]

[all exclaiming]

-More money to spend!
-Is she kidding?

Woo!

A quarter of a million?
That is an insane amount of money.

If I wasn't turned on before, I'm now.

-You were definitely turned on before.
-[all laughing]

Oh my God, consider me a nun.

I am sewing my legs shut at this point.

No way this prize money
is gonna be risked.

Money makes me horny.

Charlie's like 250.
What am I buying with that?

I'm deep in my Lamborghini, man.

That's pretty rad.
I could buy a lot of coconut water.

[all cheering]

I love coconut water.
It's my favorite drink.

[Desiree] Dream big, dude.

[Lana] But...

But...?

There's always a but!

[Lana] While Bad Lana was correct
in stating you would not incur any fines

whilst she was in control,

had the rules been in place...

every single one of you

would have broken at least one of them.

[Demari] Woo!

-[Katherine] Oh no!
-[Demari] I called that!

[Lana] Therefore,

your actions today
still have consequences.

Don't like the sound of that.

[Lana] I have watched you all,
and there are two people

who I consider
the biggest threat to my prize fund.

Two people?

Big bad wolf here
is looking a little nervous. [chuckles]

That's a problem.
[blows raspberry] This is stressful.

[Lana] And that is why
they will be banished.

[Desiree] She said what?

It hasn't even been 24 hours
and two people are already going home?

[Lana] And leave my retreat
with immediate...

effect.

What the f*ck did you say?
She's banishing someone.

sh*t has just got real.

It's Bad Lana's fault.

[Lucy] Oh my God.

Someone's going home.

Lana is not messing about.

[Lana] The most badly behaved guest,

and the first to leave my retreat is...

[tense music playing]

[Chris] This is crazy.

I am actually... I'm scared right now.

Oh, man.

I'm pretty sure that it's me.

[tense music heightens]

[Lana] ...Charlie.

[Demari] Oh...

[intense music playing]

What? Who else has Charlie kissed?

I thought he only kissed me.

I have f*cked this.

Ugh!

I literally feel sick.

[Katherine] Charlie, if you're going home,

what the hell did you do today
that I don't know about?

[Lana] The second person leaving
is a close call.

-[intense music playing]
-[Demari sighs]

Don't pick me or Bri.

[Lana] Two of my guests
each kissed two people.

However, one of them
actively pursued physical connections.

I consider this person
the bigger threat to my prize fund.

[Gianna] I'm nervous.

I have had multiple kisses.

But Jordan and Joao approached me.

[Lana] That person is...

[exhales] f*ck.

Is it gonna be me?

Oh, God.

[Lana] ...Bri.

[downbeat music playing]

Ah, sh*t.

Man...

[Bri] Are you serious?

I am actually really pissed.

[Lana] Charlie and Bri,

leave the retreat immediately.

[Joao] No, bro, nah.

[Bri] It sucks, like...

It hasn't even been like a full day.

I think I'm so mad
like I could cry right now.

♪ I'm gonna find my... ♪

-[Lucy] Bri.
-[Katherine] No way, Bri.

♪ Find my way home ♪

♪ Taking the madness ♪

♪ Letting it go ♪

-Sorry, Bri.
-That's okay.

Mate, what has happened?

♪ Find my way home ♪

I feel gutted
because if Bad Lana hadn't told me

that I could go and do what I want,

I wouldn't have kissed three girls, so...

I'm pissed off.

Lana, I knew you were strict,
but not this harsh.

This is brutal.

-[Charlie] Catch you later.
-[Gianna] I love you, guys.

What has that big bad wolf
been up to today

to make Lana send him home already?

♪ Just a light to guide my way
Through the dark ♪

[Desiree] Whoa, Lana, I don't think
you've ever been this strict.

I almost feel sorry for Bri and Charlie.

[Bri] I'm actually kinda pissed,

'cause I feel like I just got tricked.

Oh, I'm fuming.
I'm angry I'm not in the retreat.

I don't want to go home,
especially not yet.

♪ Feeling creeping closer ♪

[Bri] Look who it is.

Here to rub salt in the wound.

-♪ Crawling on my skin ♪
-[Lana chimes]

Lana, what more do you want from me?

I wanna kick her off that stand.

I mean, it really
can't get worse than this.

[Lana] Charlie and Bri...

Yes?

...you have been banished from my retreat.

We know.

[Lana] But...

♪ The end is near ♪

...this does not mean
that you have been eliminated.

[shock music playing]

I can't even believe it right now.

I'm just in shock.

Am I going? Am I staying? What's going on?

[Lana] Make your way
to my banishment quarters.

Banishment quarters? What does this mean?

[Lana] Immediately.

[Bri] What is going on?

[Desiree] It looks like Lana's built
a granny annex for hot people. But why?

Oh!

[yelling]

What have you got for us now, Lana?

Do we get to watch?

I want to do anything
to get me back into the retreat.

[Desiree] Okay,
so Lana takes hostages now.

She is not messing around this year.

[Lana chimes]

[Lana] I have invited back
two of my previous guests.

[screaming]

[Desiree] Let's buckle up, people,

because I get the feeling...

[Bad Lana] Guess who's back.

[Desiree] ...we're in for a hell of a ride.

I don't trust a thing you say.

Lady in the streets, freak in the sheets.

[Charlie] Get me back in there.

Turn this sh*t off.

-It's toxic!
-[gasps]

["Turn It Up" by Raphael Lake playing]

♪ Oh oh ♪

♪ Turn it up ♪

♪ Oh oh oh ♪

♪ Turn it up ♪

♪ Oh oh oh ♪

♪ Turn it up ♪

♪ Oh oh oh ♪

♪ Oh oh oh ♪

♪ Oh oh oh ♪

♪ Oh oh oh ♪

♪ Oh oh oh ♪

[music ends]